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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,680 and Harry in a leotard. 2 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,480 The tans you see might be fake but the people are all real, 3 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:11,440 although some of what they do has been set up 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,160 purely for your entertainment. 5 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,320 Previously, on "The Only Way is Essex" 6 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,560 [Arg laughing] 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,960 - I cry every single night because of you. 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,640 - Well, it's going well then isn't it? 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,680 - Listen, he is a goat. 10 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,960 She is mental. 11 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,560 - [Kirk] I miss you so much. 12 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,520 - You cant marry a Range Rover. 13 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:31,920 You cant sleep with a Range Rover can you? 14 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,400 - I'll give it a good go. 15 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,200 [Nanny Pat laughs] 16 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,800 [upbeat music] 17 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,880 [upbeat music] 18 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,600 - Oh yeah, my hair is looking reem. 19 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,040 - What does reem mean? [laughs] 20 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,080 - Reem, it means like nice. 21 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,800 Like you'd say, "That drink's reem." 22 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:29,880 - Right, okay. 23 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,360 I didn't know you blow dried your hair? 24 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,000 - I don't blow dry my hair. 25 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,080 - But you just blow dried it? 26 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,880 - No, I was hair drying my hair. 27 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,600 - That is a blow dry 28 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,040 - No, a blow dries when you go to a shop, innit. 29 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,600 Like, if you go to shop you get go for a blow dried, 30 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:44,600 'cause you're a girl, you go to a salon. 31 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:45,800 [Chole laughs] 32 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,080 - What? - Its not. 33 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,880 If you blow dry your hair, you blow dry your hair. 34 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,920 It's the same, whether you do it or somebody else does it. 35 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,560 - Yeah but, no, gotta. 36 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,120 I'm so confused - Do you do that everyday? 37 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,280 Do you have to blow dry your hair everyday? 38 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,560 - Yeah, but I don't. 39 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,880 This is not a blow drier, this is a hair dryer. 40 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,480 - Yeah, exactly the same thing. 41 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,800 - I cant believe what happened last night, Lauren. 42 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,880 - You cant believe? 43 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,360 How do you think I felt? 44 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,800 After you left we sat there for a little bit. 45 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,880 I started crying, he started crying 46 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:16,920 - He was crying? 47 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,440 - Yeah, proper crying. 48 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,080 I've never seen him cry before. 49 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,240 Just said that he made a mistake, 50 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,840 and that seeing me made him realise that he wants me back. 51 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:28,680 - What? 52 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:29,720 What did you say? 53 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,440 - I was like, well you were on a date! 54 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:32,920 What the hell? 55 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,720 - [Maria] Was you buzzing though secretly when he said that? 56 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:36,200 I bet you were like, "Oh my gosh." 57 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,080 - Yeah, that's what everyone wants to hear 58 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,200 when they've just been dumped, 59 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,640 you wanna know that they want you back. 60 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:41,840 - So what you gonna do? 61 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:46,360 - I dunno, I would like to speak to him. 62 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,800 'Cause I just stormed off. 63 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,480 It was just to much to handle, so I left. 64 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:56,240 So its just kinda been left a bit open. 65 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,200 - [Maria] Yeah. 66 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,800 [gentle music] 67 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,720 - [sighs] God, I'm in a bad mood today. 68 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,880 - Why? 69 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,440 - Oh my God, the worst thing happened ever. 70 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,440 - [Sam] What? 71 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,960 - Walked in this restaurant - Yeah. 72 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 - And Lauren and Maria are sitting there. 73 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,560 - [gasps] No! 74 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,040 - Why does it always happen to me? [laughs] 75 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,200 - No, what did they do? 76 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,520 Did they go mad? 77 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,240 - Sam, it was awful - Really? 78 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,240 - Maria piped up at me, - Maria? 79 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,840 - Calling me a slag and stuff, how am I a slag? 80 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,240 - No. 81 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,240 - I was seeing Mark for a bit and then I'm single now, 82 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,120 and I go on one date. 83 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,560 And that makes me a slag? - Oh my God, 84 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,080 you don't deserve to be called a slag, that's a bit much. 85 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:36,640 - And Joey's come onto me twice now. [laughs] 86 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,200 And turned him down, so it's not exactly like-- 87 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,680 - Yeah, it's not like you're riding around Brentwood. 88 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,320 - It's always the girls that get the blame. 89 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,400 - We need to do something about this. [laughs] 90 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,600 - Maybe we should just become lesbians. [laughs] 91 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,760 - Mark, definitely would be gutted then wouldn't he! 92 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:53,920 - So when we go to that thing tonight, 93 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,160 the fancy dress at Harry's party. 94 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,000 - Yeah. 95 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,440 - Is are Sam and Lucy going? 96 00:03:58,480 --> 00:03:59,720 - I don't know, are they? 97 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,080 - Suppose so. 98 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,720 - How will you feel, bit awkward? 99 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,560 - With lucy, I'd be able to get her any day. 100 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,680 Every time she walks away from me, it's nothing. 101 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,720 Literally, just playing hard to get even more. 102 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,560 Which is ridiculous. 103 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,560 - Totally playing hard to get, for sure. 104 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,360 - If I asked her to go out on a date with me on, 105 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,560 on what's it called on, tonight, yeah. 106 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,680 If I asked her to go on a date with me tonight, 107 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,080 100% she'd say "Yeah," do you know what I mean? 108 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,120 [both laughing] 109 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,800 - [Chole] And what about Sam? 110 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,720 - Yeah, Sam's a nice girl, I like Sam. 111 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:36,840 She's a nice girl ain't she? 112 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,560 - So nice, she's gotta wicked personality. 113 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,920 - [Joey] Wicked personality ain't she. 114 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:41,440 - Takes a little while to get to know her at first, 115 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,760 but then when you speak to her a little bit more, 116 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,400 her personality just shines right through. 117 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,520 - That's what I mean 118 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,320 - I reckon you're in with a chance. 119 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,360 She was flirting with you the other day. 120 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,720 I reckon you're definitely gonna be a winner 121 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,120 with all that aftershave on. 122 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,200 - You reckon? - Bloody hell! 123 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,960 They'll be able to smell you coming. 124 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,960 - I've gotta look reem, smell reem, be reem. 125 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,240 - You look reem. - Do I? 126 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:05,560 - Yeah 127 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,280 [upbeat music] 128 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:13,760 - Average. 129 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:19,120 - Oh, fucks sake. - This is gonna be a long day. 130 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:20,000 Come on. 131 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,480 Hit the ball! 132 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,800 - [Arg] Yeah, I'm doing it, shut up! 133 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,400 - You're such a dickhead! 134 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,400 - Last night I was really angry. 135 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:35,920 I come in with all exciting news, 136 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,240 and she just literally went off on one 137 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,680 and literally exploded. 138 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:39,720 I've never known anything like it, Mark. 139 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,360 - Well has she got a right to explode? 140 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,360 - Well, I dunno. 141 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,000 She's basically saying the fact that 142 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,800 I'm not spending enough time with her. 143 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,160 All I wanna do is spend time you with you. 144 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,360 I dunno what it is, I mean I dunno whether, 145 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,440 maybe its her time of the month or? 146 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,560 - She didn't blame me did she? 147 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:55,800 - I dunno, she didn't blame you. 148 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:58,480 - See what annoys me about this is this, right. 149 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,400 I'm always the scapegoat. 150 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,920 'Cause you have been acting bad, 151 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,320 and you ain't as innocent as everyone thinks. 152 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:05,720 In fact, at this point and moment in time 153 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:06,720 you're worse than me. 154 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:07,800 - No, I'm not - Yeah you are! 155 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,640 You're looking at girls more than I am. 156 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:10,800 You know it as well. - Look, 157 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:11,640 as long as we're not touching, we're looking, 158 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,000 there's nothing wrong with that. 159 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,440 But I think she's just concerned that she thinks that I'm 160 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,960 falling out of love with her and don't love her anymore, 161 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,360 and I think it's just getting to her. 162 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,840 But it's not the case Mark, I love her more than ever. 163 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,240 - Has she heard anything about you and other girls 164 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,280 or anything? 165 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,280 - No, there's nothing to hear is there? 166 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:24,480 - That's what I'm asking, has she 167 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,760 heard any rumour or anything? - No, of course. 168 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:26,800 No, it's nothing like that - She's gone ballistic 169 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,160 just about the way you've been acting? 170 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,960 - Honestly, Mark, I cant see me and Lydia 171 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,120 ever breaking up again. 172 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,280 - Maybe you gotta really look 173 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:33,640 and think what you've actually got. 174 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,960 Lydia's a stunning girl, she's got loads going for her. 175 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,720 I mean, without being disrespectful, 176 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,800 but she's the nice one and you're being like this horrible-- 177 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:40,880 - The one thing I did have in the relationship 178 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,280 was that I had the personality. 179 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,320 Exactly, if I'm losing that 180 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,720 then what have I got to offer her? 181 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,360 [gentle music] 182 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,600 - I just feel like I've been put on the shelf 183 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,960 and all he ever wants to do is spend time with Mark 184 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,320 and his friends, and just leave me bottom of the list. 185 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,160 He cant not answer the phone to me all day. 186 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,560 - That not even a relationship is it? 187 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,920 - And then he brags about it when he comes in and goes, 188 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,160 "How does it make you feel that your boyfriend 189 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,520 "hasn't answered the phone to you all night, all day?" 190 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,240 - Oh my god, can you not see what he's doing? 191 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,280 - [Lydia] Exactly 192 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,040 - He's tryna make you feel insecure. 193 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,160 - [Lydia] Exactly, that is 194 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:11,680 what he's doing. - That's what he's doing. 195 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:12,480 He's loving it. 196 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:13,600 He's absolutely 197 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:14,440 loving what he's doing. - He's going, "oh, 198 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,960 "I could replace you like that. 199 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,640 "I've got lots of girls after me." 200 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,160 And I just think things like, it hurts me. 201 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,480 When he says things like that, 202 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,480 it feels like someone's just stabbed me in the heart. 203 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:22,760 - [Lauren] Yeah of course it will. 204 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,160 - Even the other day, I know he said it jokingly, 205 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:28,320 but he turned around and he went, "Bros before hoes," 206 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,560 in front of my mom as well. 207 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:30,720 - Oh my God. 208 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:31,680 - Yeah and and he went, "Bros before hoes." 209 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,720 - He talking about you? 210 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,520 - Yeah, and you. 211 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,560 - Oh great. 212 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,040 - He said that Mark will always come before me 213 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,160 and James will always come before you. 214 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,120 - I don't get it - Neither do I. 215 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,760 Seems like Mark's turning into Arg 216 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,920 and Arg is turning into Mark. - They're swapping roles. 217 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,400 - [Lydia] They are! 218 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,760 [upbeat music] 219 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,080 - [Amy] How lovely is it here! 220 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,920 - [Harry] I've always wanted a party here, do you know that? 221 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,840 It's such a lovely place and venue. 222 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,120 - [Amy] Oh, its beautiful babes. 223 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,920 Oh my God, it's so like beautiful. 224 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,720 - [Harry] Oh my God, this is stunning. 225 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,480 - Oh my God, look at the pool! 226 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,320 - Oh, lovely. 227 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,280 - Yeah, you like it? 228 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,600 - Oh, this is beautiful. 229 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,240 - This is the main pool area, the main outdoor area. 230 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,000 - Its my birthday party, its my 17th. 231 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,600 The themes icons, so I'm gonna come as 232 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,040 probably my best celeb, probably Lady Gaga. 233 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,360 Amy who you coming as? 234 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,200 - I'm coming as Jessica Rabbit 235 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,800 - Jessica Rabbit? - Yeah. 236 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:22,920 - Very fitting 237 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:23,760 - It's brilliant. - Everyone's gotta be 238 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:24,800 fancy dress haven't they, Harry? 239 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,280 - Yeah, literally, it's gotta be. 240 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,800 Even the bar staff are half-naked with a little bow on. 241 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,240 - Just for fun. - Ooh. 242 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,200 - Sorry about him, Darren. - Sorry, that's just my wish. 243 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,200 I'm joking. [all laughing] 244 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,160 - So this is the main club house area here guys. 245 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,680 - It's really nice init, Aim. - Have the dance floor area. 246 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,920 You've got your DJ set up in the conservatory area, there. 247 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,520 You've got the whole patio area at the back, 248 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,280 the dance floor, the whole lot. 249 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,440 The bar, the whole works. 250 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,760 - Oh, it's stunning. - Everything for you. 251 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,920 - So I've just gotta few little organising things 252 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,200 I need to just check with you. - Yeah, 253 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,120 that's not problem at all. 254 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,800 - Firstly, pink balloons. 255 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,360 - How many? - Shock! 256 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,880 - Quite a few actually. 257 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,160 Yeah, I think were gonna have like all different shaped 258 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,360 balloons. - A sea of balloons? 259 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,640 - A lot of balloons. - Okay. 260 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:07,440 - And I need a glittery cake 261 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,320 because it'll just look pretty, 262 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,680 and I'll somebody to sing happy birthday to me. 263 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,720 And I'll need four men to escort me in. 264 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,680 - Right. - And they've gotta be fit! 265 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,360 [upbeat music] 266 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,400 [phone ringing] 267 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,720 - [Lydia] Hello? 268 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,240 - Lyd? 269 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,120 - Hello, James. 270 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,560 - You all right? 271 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:33,400 - Yeah, you okay? 272 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,440 - Yeah not bad, what you doing? 273 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,520 - [Lydia] Just taking it easy today. 274 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:40,560 - Yeah, obviously I've given you a few days space now. 275 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:44,800 Sort of, like, I am missing you and I do love you and stuff. 276 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:45,920 I mean, what's the plan? 277 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,040 Are you coming to the party? 278 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,720 Are you gonna arrive with me? 279 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,080 Am I meeting you there? 280 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,040 What's going on? 281 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,120 - Well, I'm definitely going to the party, 282 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,000 but don't know what you wanna do? 283 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,760 - What do ya mean? - Do you wanna go with Mark, 284 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,000 like you always do? 285 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,640 - [sighs] Lydia, its not like that. 286 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:03,760 I wanna go with you. 287 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,320 - It is like that. - I wanna go with you. 288 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,240 - I'm gonna prove to you that I am good boyfriend, 289 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,640 that I do love you and that we'll be fine. 290 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:14,040 And I will spend as much time with you as possible, okay? 291 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,000 I do miss you, Lyd. 292 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,040 Are you gonna say the same back or? 293 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,520 - All I'm saying is that I don't wanna keep on 294 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,680 putting my heart on the line, James. 295 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,560 If this is how you're gonna be forever, 296 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,680 then I'd just rather you tell me now and I can move on. 297 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,600 You can stop dragging me along, 298 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,960 treat me with a little respect and be nice to me, James. 299 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,360 Treat me like a girlfriend, 300 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,120 not like a piece of crap on your shoe. 301 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,000 - Piece of meat. 302 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,800 - Yeah. 303 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:46,920 - Okay. 304 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,200 So look, about Harry's party, 305 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,400 do you think its a good idea us arriving together? 306 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,760 Or do you reckon we're better off 307 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,440 just meeting each other in there and having a drink? 308 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,080 - Yeah, think that's best. 309 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,240 - [Arg] What, meet each other in there, yeah? 310 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,920 - I think you need to prove to me 311 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:03,080 that you can actually be the way you used to be. 312 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,240 Speak to you later, yeah. 313 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,560 [upbeat music] 314 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,800 - Really excited! 315 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,360 Are you? 316 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,720 Why you not saying anything? 317 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,120 [dogs barking] 318 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,760 - [Lauren] Absolutely reeks! 319 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:28,800 - What have you brought me to? 320 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:29,800 It stinks! 321 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:30,800 I thought we was buying a puppy? 322 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:31,720 - [Lauren] We are. 323 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,440 - Oh my God, that ones about 34. 324 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,560 There on there last legs! 325 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,920 No, I don't want a black and white one. 326 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,120 - He's cute, he's scared. 327 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,600 - That's about the cutest one here. 328 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:42,720 Looks like me. 329 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,920 - I'm scared, they can't get out can they? 330 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,280 [door clattering] 331 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,640 What they doing? 332 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,520 Really wanna get out. 333 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,160 Stop it. 334 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,960 - They all look like they wanna eat my head off! 335 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:56,840 [Mark yells] - Ow! 336 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,520 [Mark laughs] Fucking idiot! 337 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:03,160 [gentle music] 338 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,080 - All right? 339 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,280 - Yeah, you? 340 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,600 - Good, thank you. 341 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:25,800 You look nice. 342 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,840 What going on with you? 343 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,240 - Well you know what's going on with me. 344 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,200 - [Kirk] I know, just, I dunno, what's going on? 345 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,160 - Well you dumped me, that's what's going on. 346 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,240 - [Kirk] Yeah, I know, I know. 347 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,240 - What else do you expect to be going on? 348 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,120 - Nothing. 349 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,360 I'm sorry. 350 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,040 You know I'm sorry. - For? 351 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,400 - I was just being an idiot. 352 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:56,680 The way I split up with ya, taking someone else out. 353 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,280 There's nothing in that either. 354 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:00,480 - So what now? 355 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,800 - I don't know, I'm so confused. 356 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,320 Obviously, there's issues now. 357 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,520 Do you know what I mean? 358 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,240 - Issues with what? 359 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,760 - Obviously, you live with Maria and she hates me, 360 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,520 she's mugging me off to everyone. 361 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,120 And she's someone you hang around with, 362 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,640 she someone you live with. 363 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:20,960 - Yeah, 'cause she doesn't like you. 364 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,360 - Yeah, you know the reason why she don't like me? 365 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,240 It's 'cause I didn't give her free drink in Sugarhut. 366 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,760 - No, it's because you dumped her mate. 367 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,520 - No, tell me the truth, before that did she like me? 368 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,600 She didn't. - No, you didn't get on, 369 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,360 but she didn't hate you before. 370 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,720 - If I'm with you I wanna get on with your pals and that 371 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:34,640 and I can't. 372 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,240 The woman is a vicious idiot. 373 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:40,240 - She just says she wants me to be happy. 374 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,480 - I want you to be happy, so it's up to you. 375 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,760 - Come darling, come through. 376 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,600 [dog barking] 377 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,080 Oh God. [laughs] 378 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:52,920 - [Lauren] All right. 379 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,120 - Right. 380 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,560 I'll leave you to look at her. 381 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,160 [dogs barking] 382 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,040 - Fucking hell! 383 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:00,840 What's down there? 384 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:01,920 - [Lauren] Trudi. [chuckles] 385 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:02,880 - Whoa, she's gonna bite my ankles. 386 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,720 - [yelps] Where? [laughs] 387 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,160 Where is it? 388 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,000 - Listen, you've come to look at a dog, now look at it. 389 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,000 Get off me! 390 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,240 - Where is it? [laughs] - You idiot! 391 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,080 Don't get you being scared of the dog, 392 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,360 you asked for a little one, there it is 393 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,360 and now you're scared! - I'm scare of it biting. 394 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,360 - This is why we ain't getting a dog, 395 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,320 'cause it'll be me looking after it. 396 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,840 You can't even look at it. 397 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,160 - You look at it! 398 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:24,600 Trudi, hello. [giggles] 399 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:25,840 [Mark whistling] 400 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,600 - Trudi, come on! 401 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,400 That thing there ain't gotta clue what its name is, 402 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,480 or its deaf as a bat. 403 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,680 - Hello. 404 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,400 Good girl. 405 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,400 Well you know that I want a little tiny chihuahua 406 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,760 or a teacup Pomeranian or whatever they're called. 407 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,240 - Pomeranian. - Pomeranian. 408 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,360 - You just wanna be like Paris Hilton, 409 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,200 carrying your dog around in a 410 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,120 bag. - No I don't! 411 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,000 I'm nothing like that. 412 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,440 I need a dog or a baby. 413 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,640 - Won't be a baby, let me tell you that. 414 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,520 [Chole laughs] 415 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,480 Gimme a cuddle. 416 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,680 Let's get out of here. 417 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:55,480 Bye, Trudi! 418 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,840 - [Chole] Bye Trudi. 419 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:57,680 - [Mark] Bye. 420 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,440 [dog whimpers] 421 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,880 - I know I messed up big time 422 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,720 and there's no way I can turn that back, 423 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,080 and I don't wanna because I was an idiot 424 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,080 and you didn't deserve it. 425 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:16,680 I do miss you, a lot, I do, I cant stop thinking about you. 426 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,960 - Have you had anyone in here yet? 427 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,480 - Only about a week, not even that! 428 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,560 - Yeah, I know you've had two girls in a week! 429 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,880 - [Kirk] Who? 430 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,920 - Lucy and Chole 431 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,920 - I didn't have two girls in a week. 432 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,200 I need you here in the back. 433 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,440 - That's a long way off now, innit. 434 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,320 - I'm joking, is starting from scratch again? 435 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,160 - Yeah. - Fucking hell. 436 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,160 - Three month rule. 437 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,520 - [Kirk] Give me a cuddle please. 438 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,320 Miss you. 439 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,960 - [Lauren] I've missed you too. 440 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,800 - Everyone's going though, aren't they? 441 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,520 - It was literally the talk of the town. 442 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,720 - [Sam] I know 443 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,440 - Are you not upset that you can't have a drink? 444 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,480 - No, why would I be? 445 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,760 'Cause not being funny, I know I'm 17. 446 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,000 So that's what matters. 447 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,200 - [Sam] It's a shame you cant have a drink, 448 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,760 but you're the kinda person that can go out 449 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,440 and don't need drink to have a good time. 450 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,280 - See, do I. - Yeah, at least I'm having 451 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,760 a good time. - See, we do. 452 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,640 - I have to go out and enjoy myself, having a glass of wine. 453 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,600 - You big piss heads! 454 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,280 [women giggling] 455 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,760 - We are such piss heads. 456 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,920 - What would you do if Mark went and Lauren wasn't there? 457 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,520 - What if Mark come up to you and went, 458 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,200 "Sam, I wanna have a sexy dance with you," 459 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,640 what would you say? 460 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,640 - [Sam] I'd say, "Can you please go away you're engaged." 461 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,480 [Amy giggling] 462 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:34,760 - Aw, that is funny. 463 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,560 If anyone starts bitching, anyone starts arguing. 464 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,920 I'm just gonna kick 'em out. 465 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,800 - [Sam] I'm not arguing with no one tonight. 466 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:40,960 - I know you won't. 467 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,200 But literally, if anyone arguing in my party. 468 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,400 Do you know what I mean? 469 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:47,800 - [coughs] Mark and Lauren. [giggles] 470 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,200 [coughs] Arg and Lydia. 471 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,160 - No comment. 472 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,480 [all giggling] 473 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,640 - Awkward silence. 474 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,560 - Hi mosh. 475 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,560 - All right? 476 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,520 - [Lauren] Yeah, you? 477 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,080 - Yeah, what happened? 478 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,360 - He's just gotta proper issue with you and I dunno why. 479 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,880 - Do you think it's an issue or an excuse? 480 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,840 Because, he never comes round. 481 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,360 - Well, I did wonder if it was an excuse. 482 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:16,520 - He wants you to take the focus off him and put it on me, 483 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,560 not that you're gonna do that. 484 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,600 Do you know what I mean? 485 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,760 He's just like, "Oh, yeah, it's Maria." 486 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,480 So all eyes turn on me. 487 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,880 - He is accepting what he did was wrong, 488 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,640 like he's said sorry a million times, 489 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,920 but he's just a funny one ain't he. 490 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,480 - So what you gonna do? 491 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,760 - I don't know. 492 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,080 I do miss him, I still think about him all the time. 493 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:41,400 - I cant stand him, but I'm not in a relationship with him 494 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,080 and I'm not the one that misses him not being there, 495 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,600 that's you. 496 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:48,240 So if you're gonna be with him then I haven't gotta problem. 497 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,520 Even if I did have a problem. 498 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,400 - [Lauren] But ideally, I would like my boyfriend 499 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,560 to get on with my mates. 500 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,520 [Maria laughs] 501 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,560 And right now that's not happening. 502 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,760 - That's gonna happen. 503 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,680 - I would at least like you to be in the be room 504 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,120 and not be throwing daggers at each other. 505 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,560 At least a slight bit of friendly chat. 506 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,680 Bit of small talk. 507 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,080 - Yeah. 508 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,760 [upbeat music] 509 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,840 - Oh my God, yeah! 510 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,920 Woo! [laughs] 511 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,280 - Do you like it? - You like it babe? 512 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,800 - Fucking love it! 513 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,720 Oh my God, it's amazing! 514 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,680 Who done this for me? 515 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,680 - We all did. - We all did. 516 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,720 - Thank you. 517 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,520 Oh my God, I love it. - Get in there. 518 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,920 - [Harry] Thank you so much. 519 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,160 [women giggling] 520 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,720 - Hey. - Cheers. 521 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,760 [upbeat music] 522 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,080 [everyone cheering] 523 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,680 - Hi everyone, I wanted to say thank you all for coming. 524 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,080 [everybody cheering] 525 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,480 I wanna say thank you to Darren 526 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,800 for letting us have the hall tonight, it's been lovely. 527 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,760 And also I wanna thank my cousin, Amy, 528 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,920 and my best friend, Sam. 529 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,600 So thank you everyone. 530 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,720 [everyone applauds] [everyone cheering] 531 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,440 [upbeat music] 532 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,480 - All right, Lyd? 533 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,600 - All right, Mark. 534 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,280 - [Mark] Why you not down there partying? 535 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,840 - Dunno, just wanted be up here. 536 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,120 - What's happening with you and Arg? 537 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,200 - Oh my god, don't even start. 538 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:40,760 - Why, what now? - Don't even start 539 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,640 - What now? - It's just awful 540 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,720 at the moment. 541 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,440 - Why? - You know it is as well. 542 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,200 - Yeah, but I don't know why, that's what I'm asking. 543 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:51,760 - 'Cause he's always with you the whole time. 544 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,840 I never know what's going on. 545 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,800 - I don't make Argent do anything. 546 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,440 I don't say to Argent, "Come round mine, don't see Lydia." 547 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,560 He does it on his own back, 548 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,040 that's up to him to do it he wants to do. 549 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:06,280 What I do know is that he loves you more than anything, 550 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,560 and that you love him. 551 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,240 And I just think, you need to both sort it out. 552 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,880 And he has told me, and he said to me promised you 553 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,720 he's gonna start making it up to you. 554 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,120 And I've said to him, "look, maybe, Arg." 555 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,240 'Cause he's been around me and Lauren a lot. 556 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,800 But I just don't know what to say. 557 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,800 - Do you think he's messing around messing around? 558 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,640 Messing me around? 559 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,920 - With girls? - Yeah. 560 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,880 - If he was, obviously, I wouldn't tell you that, 561 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,880 'cause he's my best friend, 562 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,520 but I'm telling you that he's not. 563 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,560 - It's hard, it's such a messed up relationship, right now. 564 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,000 - [Mark] Do you wanna make it up with him? 565 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,360 - [Lydia] I don't know. 566 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,840 - Didn't you absolutely explode at him the other day? 567 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,320 - [Lydia] Yeah. 568 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,800 - But you haven't given him a chance to change since then? 569 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,240 - Yeah, but how many chances can a boy be given? 570 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,040 I'm not giving him as many chances as you've had, 571 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,360 that's for certain. 572 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,440 - Yeah, but so that's like you saying, right. 573 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,720 If you're not gonna give him a chance 574 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,200 then that means you need to completely call it off. 575 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,600 You either need to completely call it off 576 00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,000 or give him a chance, you cant just keep him hanging. 577 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,520 [upbeat music] 578 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:35,920 - Hi, Lucy, you all right? 579 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:36,760 - [Lucy] Joe, you all right? 580 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,960 - [Joe] You all right? 581 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,360 - Having a good night? - You look nice tonight. 582 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,280 - [Lucy] Oh took my advice, you came as beach boy Ken! 583 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,320 Is that what you are? 584 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,520 - No, I was gonna come as Ken anyway. 585 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,880 So what's going on then, what you been up to? 586 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:46,760 - Not much. 587 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:49,920 - [Joe] Seeing Kirk? 588 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,760 - No. - Why not? 589 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,280 - Oh, it was a nightmare, Joey! 590 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,960 Went to dinner with him and Lauren and Maria were there 591 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,280 and Maria just kicked off at me! 592 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,720 - Do you fancy him a little bit? 593 00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,560 - [Lucy] No. 594 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,520 - Not at all? 595 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,560 - Do you fancy me? 596 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,360 - [laughs] Joey. 597 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,120 - What? [laughs] 598 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,520 - [Lucy] Dunno what to say to that. 599 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,080 - Yes or no? 600 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,120 - Oh, God. 601 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:13,960 Yeah. 602 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,760 - Yeah, I can't believe you knocked me twice. 603 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,600 - Well, third time lucky? 604 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,840 - Third time lucky. 605 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:27,400 Well to be fair, Lucy, 606 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,400 I'm not gonna lie, 607 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,920 I'm interested in another girl now. 608 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,120 - Well why have you come over here and spoke to me? [laughs] 609 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,560 - You sort of the boat, init. - Who is it? 610 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,040 I missed the boat? [laughs] 611 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,880 - Yeah. - Oh, okay, that's fine. 612 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,680 You had a good night anyway? 613 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,640 - Yeah. 614 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,880 So I'll talk to you later, yeah? 615 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:41,720 See you later. 616 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,960 Bye Joey. [sighs] 617 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,160 [upbeat dance music] 618 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:58,040 [everyone cheering] [everyone applauding] 619 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,640 [upbeat electronic music] 620 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,280 [everyone cheering] 621 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,280 - All right, Lyds? 622 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,800 - [Lydia] Hi, Arg. 623 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:19,800 Okay. 624 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,360 - So what did you and Mark talk about? 625 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,160 What did you say? 626 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,600 - I think Mark just gets a bit upset 627 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,280 that I always blame him for everything. 628 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:37,280 - After the argument the other day I sat back and realised, 629 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,000 "Oh my God, imagine if Lydia wasn't there anymore." 630 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,120 "And imagine if she does think, 'You know what, fuck it Arg, 631 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,520 "I'm gonna move on and fond someone else'." 632 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,960 And that sort off really, really, really scares me. 633 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,600 There's no one else. - I feel like I've lost you. 634 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,840 - I know you feel that way Lydia, 635 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,680 but that's why I'm gonna prove to you 636 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:03,240 that I can be the same old Arg that you fell in love with 637 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,360 and that treated you well. 638 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,280 And I'm gonna go back to that person. 639 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,400 Because you've been letting me 640 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,080 get away with the way I've been acting, 641 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:17,160 I've sort of become more cocky, more confident, 642 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,760 thinking, "Oh, I can act this way, get away with it, 643 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,240 "Lydia will still be there." 644 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,280 You're beautiful, Lyd, you look like a princess 645 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,800 and you deserve to be treated like one, okay? 646 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,160 I'm pretty sure you still love me and deep down-- 647 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,920 - But I don't know how many chances I can give you, James. 648 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,600 - Well then, we'll just have to agree 649 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:35,920 that this is the last one. 650 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,240 - Don't know. 651 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,080 - Please? 652 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,400 [Arg sighs] 653 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,920 [everyone cheering] 654 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,960 [everyone cheering] 655 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,120 - Hip hip! 656 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,840 [everyone cheering] [everyone applauding] 657 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,520 [upbeat music] 658 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,960 - All right? - All right. 659 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,080 - [Kirk] How you doing? 660 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,160 - [Maria] All right, how are you? 661 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,320 - I'm all right, just wanna say, 662 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,920 I'm tryna to sort it out with Lauren now. 663 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,600 I really don't like you. 664 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,160 So I just wanna say, obviously, you're mates with Lauren, 665 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,000 there nothing I can 666 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,040 stop with that. - Yeah, 667 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,800 well I'm not your biggest fan Kirk. 668 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,480 - You know why you're not my biggest fan? 669 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,600 You had the hump with me 'cause didn't give you 670 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,760 free drinks in my club. 671 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,000 And you started. 672 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:43,840 No, listen tell the truth, you got on with me. 673 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,680 - It wasn't about free drinks. 674 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:46,600 It's not about getting free drinks. 675 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,560 - Really? 676 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,800 Maria, listen, yeah? 677 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,240 You stop acting out - It's not about getting-- 678 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,520 - Stop raising your voice. - Stop bringing your club in. 679 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,960 Dropping your club into every single thing you do. 680 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,080 - [Kirk] Shut your fucking mouth, you're acting up, right? 681 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:56,920 You're a fucking idiot. - Okay. 682 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:57,920 - You were mates with me 683 00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,240 until I didn't give you free drinks. 684 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,800 You're no-one special nor am I. 685 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,360 Were both normal geezers. 686 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,200 I'm gonna try and sort it out 687 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,080 with Lauren. - Geezers? 688 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,240 - You know? 689 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,040 I'm gonna try and sort it out with Lauren. 690 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,040 Can you just leave me alone, 691 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,640 'cause you do get on my nerves a lot. 692 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,760 - Yeah and you get on my nerves Kirk. 693 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,920 I've not coming here to 694 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:11,880 - Fuck off then. - have an argument with you. 695 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:12,840 - Well, I wanna have an argument. 696 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,000 - You wanna have an argument? 697 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,440 - [Kirk] Yeah, I do enjoy arguing with you, 698 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,600 'cause I cant stand ya. 699 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,800 - I cant stand you. - Well fuck off then! 700 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,320 - I don't like you because you've finished with, Lauren, 701 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,520 in a public place. - No, no, no, no! 702 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,840 Tell the truth. - In a very disrespectful way. 703 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,680 - Before I broke up with Lauren, you didn't like me. 704 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:26,720 Before I didn't break up with, Lauren. 705 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,800 - No. - Yeah. 706 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,720 - I didn't like the way you treat her. 707 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,040 You're two people, Kirk. - I'm two people? 708 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:32,840 See another person now. - You're two people. 709 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,680 - This is the person I am now. 710 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,160 I cant stand you, fuck off. 711 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,000 'Cause get on my nerves. - And this the person you are 712 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,800 most of the time. 713 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,360 That's what I thought, she's too good for you. 714 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,600 [gentle upbeat music] 715 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,680 - Why does he need to argue, why cant he say, 716 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,480 "Okay, we'll leave it?" 717 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,240 - Why are you crying for? 718 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,960 Oh, come here. 719 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:11,200 I don't want you upset, I don't want anyone upset. 720 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,800 Just deep breath. 721 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,680 - I just. 722 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,120 - [Lauren] You know he's volatile, you know he is. 723 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,680 You've seen it for yourself with me. 724 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,600 - He's just such a prick. 725 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,600 All I did was stick up for you, Lauren. 726 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,440 Yeah, I know, I know that. 727 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:31,640 You were just sticking up for a mate 728 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,760 and obviously I appreciate that, it's just-- 729 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,960 - Yeah, but now everyone's happy families, 730 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,200 and it's just me in a really awkward position. 731 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,480 I just don't like nasty, malicious people, 732 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,080 and that's what I think he is. 733 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,400 - I don't know how we fix this. 734 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,080 - We don't fix it. 735 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,200 We just wait until he messes up next time. 736 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,280 - So why we bringing me out here for? 737 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,960 - I dunno, just talk to ya. 738 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,120 - Why do you fancy me? 739 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,160 - Do you fancy me? 740 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,520 - [laughs] No, I asked you, you idiot. 741 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,200 - I asked you first. 742 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,160 Do you wanna get in it? 743 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,720 - Why do you want me to get in the pool with you? 744 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,840 - I thought you wanted to get in the pool with me? [laughs] 745 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,280 - You're such an idiot 746 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,880 [gentle upbeat music] 747 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,560 [both giggling] 748 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,000 [Joey laughs] 749 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,120 - I'm gonna take this off. 750 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,320 Your hair looks nice. [laughs] 751 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,520 What it does? 752 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,120 - Thanks - I ain't joking. 753 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,640 You gonna gimme a kiss? 754 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,080 - No. 755 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,280 - Why? 756 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,040 Come on, I'll give you one. 757 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,840 - [Narrator] Next time, on "The Only Way is Essex". 758 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,600 Will Lydia forget all the Barney Rubble with Arg? 759 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,120 - Don't know how many chances I can give you James. 760 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,360 - [Narrator] Will Nanny Pat have anymore royal engagements? 761 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,000 Will Lauren Pope put hoes before bros? 762 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,840 - He's just such a prick. 763 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:19,880 - [Narrator] And will Joey Essex 764 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,080 still be looking reem next week? 765 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,160 - Reem 766 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,360 - [Narrator] Who knows. 767 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,040 These people are real and anything can happen 768 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,000 on "The Only Way is Essex." 55635

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