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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:04,482 ANNOUNCER: Drives down the lane. Beautiful.Yeah. 2 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:05,483 Yes! Oh! 3 00:00:05,527 --> 00:00:07,137 Let's go, Trojans! 4 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:10,314 Close this game out, man. Step on their throats! 5 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:13,491 Uh... wow, Dad. 6 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:15,363 You seem more excited about this than I am, 7 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:17,365 and I'm the one who went to USC. 8 00:00:17,408 --> 00:00:19,541 I'm the one who paid for it. 9 00:00:21,804 --> 00:00:23,588 Daddy, I had a full scholarship. 10 00:00:23,632 --> 00:00:27,679 Oh, yeah? Well, who paid for your a cappella group uniform? 11 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:29,203 Hey, check this out. 12 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:31,205 Western Michigan pulled off the upset in the other game. 13 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:33,511 If we win, we'll play Dave's team in the Sweet Sixteen. 14 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:35,078 Oh-ho. Oh, Lord. 15 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:37,254 I know you tell us to love thy neighbor, 16 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:40,475 but just let us win this game so I can crush Dave instead. 17 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:45,219 Calvin, for the last time, stop asking for God to crush people. 18 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:48,352 Three, two, one, yeah![buzzer sounds] 19 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:51,225 Oh![all cheering] 20 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:54,054 DAVE: Whoo! 21 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:57,927 Whoo! 22 00:00:57,970 --> 00:00:59,102 What the hell is that? 23 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:01,844 DAVE: Whoo! 24 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,500 Whoo! 25 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:08,155 Whoo! Whoo! 26 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,941 Whoo! Fight, Broncos, fight! 27 00:01:11,984 --> 00:01:13,116 Fight with all your might! 28 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,685 Western, win this game! 29 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:19,253 Okay, Marty, go ahead. Hit him with the USC fight song. 30 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:23,170 [exhales] Okay... I don't know it. 31 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:26,086 Then what did you sing in that corny a cappella group? 32 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,217 Oh, it was mostly ballads. 33 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:28,436 A few up-tempo chart-toppers. 34 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:30,438 You want me to hit him with some Adele? 35 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:32,309 How about something from Pitch Perfect? 36 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:34,355 Five, six, seven, eight... 37 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:36,270 Hey, guys. Sorry. 38 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:38,272 Couldn't see you behind my giant flag. 39 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:40,839 Congrats on the big win, Dave. 40 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:44,016 Yeah, and condolences in advance on us crushing you. 41 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,496 I don't know, Pop. 42 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:47,150 Western Michigan has been this year's Cinderella story. 43 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,544 Ooh, that's right. And just you watch, Calvin. My foot... 44 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:52,982 is gonna fit perfectly in that glass slipper. 45 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:57,160 Whoo! 46 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,075 You know, I love when Dave comes around. 47 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,122 'Cause he makes me feel so manly. 48 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:04,428 Really? Five, six, seven, eight? 49 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,084 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 50 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,303 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 51 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,790 Hey, babe, where are the boys? 52 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:20,618 Oh, they're at the gym. They'll be back soon. 53 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:22,838 Oh, great.Really? 54 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:25,928 You're usually happy when they're leaving the house. 55 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:30,454 Well, usually, I don't have tickets for us to see USC 56 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:32,282 play in the Sweet Sixteen. 57 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:34,415 Oh. I even got one for Dave. 58 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,112 Aw... that's so nice. 59 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,940 Yeah, I want to see the look on his face 60 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:39,855 when we stomp his dreams. 61 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:42,031 Well, how did you get the tickets? 62 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,989 I thought you said the game was sold out? 63 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:45,295 Oh, it is. 64 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:47,471 But since it was in town, you know, 65 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:49,821 I pulled a few strings, called the right people, 66 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:51,345 used my connections... 67 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:52,824 You bought them off Craigslist, didn't you? 68 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,957 Yes. 69 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,480 And they're pretty good, too, babe, look at them. 70 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:57,873 Let me see. 71 00:02:57,916 --> 00:03:00,963 Upper level, row double X. 72 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:02,834 Isn't that the nosebleed section? 73 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:06,142 Some people call it that. 74 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,405 I prefer the term "top view." 75 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,277 Plus, after the game, by the time you 76 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,931 climb down all those stairs, there's no more traffic. 77 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:16,283 Well, that's very generous of you, baby. 78 00:03:16,326 --> 00:03:19,547 Well, you know, every now and then I like 79 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:22,245 to remind people who's "the man." 80 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:24,682 Well, baby, you don't have to remind me 81 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:26,206 who the man is, 'cause I... 82 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:28,077 [door closes]Ooh, that's them. 83 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,776 Hey, boys. Have a seat. 84 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:34,910 I got some unbelievable news.[knock on door] 85 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:36,172 Hang on a second, Pop. 86 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:39,306 CALVIN: Hey.Hey, guys. 87 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:41,308 Hey, perfect timing. Now I can tell all three of you guys... 88 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:43,527 I got us all tickets to the game! Whoo! 89 00:03:43,571 --> 00:03:45,399 What?Shut up! 90 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:46,574 Well, hold on. I got us all... 91 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:47,401 Third row! 92 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,185 Third row? 93 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,056 Dave, these tickets are expensive as hell. 94 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,494 No. They're weren't. I got connections. 95 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:54,712 I got them for free. 96 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,714 Dave, you are the man! 97 00:03:56,758 --> 00:04:01,763 Yeah, I wouldn't say theman; I mean, he's barely aman. 98 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:03,068 Are you kidding me? 99 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:04,635 These seats are practically on the floor. 100 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:07,290 But think about all the traffic when you're leaving. 101 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,814 [chuckles] Wait, why are there five tickets? 102 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:12,382 Well, 'cause my best friend from Kalamazoo is coming with us. 103 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:14,297 Wait, so we're actually gonna meet someone 104 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:15,690 from your infamous 'Zoo Crew? 105 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,083 'Zoo Crew! 106 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:19,868 [chuckles] Right, so who are we meeting? 107 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:21,913 Well, since two out of three of them are named Logan, 108 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,175 I'm-a go with that. 109 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:25,526 Yep, Logan #2. The Deuce. 110 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:29,181 And if you think I'm cool, this guy is gonna 111 00:04:29,225 --> 00:04:31,009 knock your socks off. 112 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:33,751 [chuckles] I'm pretty sure my socks are safe. 113 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:41,106 Hey, Pop, is Dave back from the airport yet with the Deuce?[chuckles] 114 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:42,760 You kidding me? 115 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:46,416 Knowing Dave, they're probably still hugging at baggage claim. 116 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:48,288 Why are you hating on Dave? 117 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:50,420 Yeah, man, he gave us free tickets to the game. 118 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:52,944 Trust me, son. Nothing in life is free. 119 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:54,598 Everything comes with a catch. 120 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:57,514 And this catch's name is Logan #2. 121 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,951 Come on, you don't even know the guy. 122 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,127 Oh, I know him, all right.How? 123 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:04,216 Because I know Dave. 124 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:06,262 And dorks of a feather flock together. 125 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:09,961 So before y'all go around calling him "the man," 126 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:13,313 just remember that his best friend is not even 127 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,879 his main Logan. 128 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:16,533 It's his side Logan. 129 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:23,061 Oh, good. You guys are out here. I want you to meet Logan #2. 130 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,498 Anybody got a broken computer? 131 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:27,196 Because here comes the Geek Squad. 132 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:34,682 Whoa, is it me, or is Logan #2, like, a solid eight? 133 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,860 Whatever. I don't see it. 134 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,165 Guys, Logan #2. 135 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:42,472 Logan #2, Malcolm, Marty, Calvin. 136 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:45,649 Man, you guys look just like I pictured you. 137 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,999 Probably 'cause Dave sends me a lot of pictures of you. 138 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:51,089 [chuckles] Yeah, our picture of you was a little, uh... 139 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:52,700 blurry.Huh. 140 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:55,006 Yeah, my dad thought you worked for the Geek Squad. 141 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,878 [scoffs] I wish I was that smart. 142 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:58,532 I'm just a SWAT team captain. 143 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:01,970 Okay, I see it a little bit. 144 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:08,977 Wow! 145 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,674 Dave, these seats are incredible! 146 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:11,936 Aren't they, Dad? 147 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:15,375 Yeah, if you like sitting with the enemy. 148 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,028 I kind of prefer being up higher. 149 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:18,900 That way, you can see all the action. 150 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:20,858 Down here, I'm gonna get whiplash. 151 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,736 [all booing] 152 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,915 Okay, uh, 153 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:35,960 so we booing now? 154 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:38,398 We booing? All right, well, bring it. 155 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,400 I can boo with the best of them. 156 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:44,491 Boo! Boo! 157 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,188 Hey, man, come on. Show some school spirit. 158 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:47,711 Stand up and boo with your father. 159 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:50,932 We don't know you, mister. 160 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:54,675 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Broncos! 161 00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:56,328 Whoa! 162 00:06:57,808 --> 00:07:00,420 We're Western Michigan, okay? We're better than this. 163 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,465 Let's not forget who won the NCAA award 164 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,554 for sportsmanship last year. 165 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:06,556 That's right. It was us. 166 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,080 Now let's just be glad we're all here together. 167 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:10,952 DAVE: Exactly. 168 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:13,694 So let's show these guys our Bronco spirit 169 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:16,740 and turn those "boos" into "whoos." 170 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:21,615 Whoo!ALL: Whoo! 171 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:24,531 What the hell is going on? 172 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:26,750 We're "whooing," Dad. It's fun! 173 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:29,013 Whoo!DAVE: Whoo! 174 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,064 Aw, thanks for having me over while the guys are at the game. 175 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,632 I felt so left out that they didn't invite me. 176 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:40,764 Really?Ha! No. 177 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,462 [laughs] 178 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,115 Thank God. Me, too. 179 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:47,249 Wait. Grover, why did you put an iPad on your vision board? 180 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:48,946 You already have one. 181 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:52,863 I know. But I wish I was playing with that instead of doing this. 182 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:55,910 Come on, Grover. 183 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:58,608 These are a great way to visualize your goals. 184 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:00,480 Yeah. Like, here I have a sailboat 185 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,351 because I'd like to travel. 186 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,135 And here's someone doing yoga, because I'd like 187 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:05,528 to feel more inner peace. 188 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,182 What's the eagle for? 189 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:09,576 Oh, I've just always wanted a pet eagle. 190 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,057 Okay, let's see what's on your board. 191 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:14,929 All right. Um...Ooh, musical notes? 192 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:17,845 Yeah, you know, back in the day, I used to sing a little. 193 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,194 [gasps]I kind of miss it. 194 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:20,848 Wh-Where? Like in church? 195 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,676 No. No, in a girl group. 196 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:26,506 In fact, the church kicked us out when they heard our name-- 197 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,682 Femme Nasty. 198 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,859 Femme Nasty? 199 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:35,340 That's just how Pastor Floyd said it when he found out. 200 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:39,257 Can I find any of your songs online? 201 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:41,129 No. We just did a demo. 202 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:43,697 After that, we broke up.Oh, how come? 203 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:46,569 Well, none of us could agree that I was the most talented. 204 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,005 [laughs] 205 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,572 I have to hear these songs. 206 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:53,141 No. It was so long ago. I'd be embarrassed. 207 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:55,186 Okay, if you don't feel comfortable...Okay, fine. I'll go get it! 208 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,361 Stop being so pushy! 209 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,714 Oh, steal!Here we go! 210 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:02,672 Fast break!Alley-oop! 211 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,195 Rejected!Oh! 212 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:06,546 Get that junk out of here! 213 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,941 Uh-oh, must be midnight, 214 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:15,032 because Cinderella just turned back into a pumpkin! 215 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,381 MARTY: Dave, 216 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,035 I can't get over these seats, man. 217 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,820 What kind of connections do you have? 218 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:22,039 Well, he didn't tell you? Oh, let me guess. 219 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,954 You were a cheerleader? 220 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,565 Ah, so he did tell you. 221 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,351 Wait. Seriously? 222 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:32,876 Before you start, just know male cheerleaders happen 223 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:36,140 to be the backbone of the collegiate spirit community. 224 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:37,707 [laughing]: Okay. 225 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,709 I don't even care if we lose this game. 226 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,581 This has become the best day of my life. 227 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:42,886 [laughing] 228 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,496 All right, laugh all you want, Calvin, 229 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:46,150 but Dave was a hell of an athlete. 230 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:48,588 You should have seen how high they used to throw him. 231 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,590 [cackles] 232 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:55,377 And you two thought Dave was the man. 233 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:57,509 [horn blows] 234 00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,033 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 235 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:01,905 during this timeout, we would like to recognize 236 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,994 the men and women who have served our country. 237 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:06,954 Will all service members please rise? 238 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:13,221 Hey, bad time for a bathroom break, Dave. 239 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:14,657 They're gonna think you're a veteran. 240 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,050 [laughs] 241 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,747 [chanting]: Sit. Sit down. 242 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,923 Sit your ass down. 243 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,446 Sit...Whoa, whoa. What are you talking about? 244 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,883 Dave isa veteran. 245 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,275 What? 246 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:25,581 Yeah, he was in the National Guard. 247 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,322 He did a tour in Iraq. 248 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,326 [horn blows] 249 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:37,288 [laughs] Oh! 250 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,421 [chanting]: Dad... was wrong. 251 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,379 Dad was so wrong. I said, 252 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:44,774 D-A-D-D-Y. You don't really know that guy. 253 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:47,255 [laughs] 254 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,649 Everybody! 255 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,526 Hey, Dave, Dave, I cannot believe 256 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,223 you were in the military, man. What did you do there? 257 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,877 Ah, you know, it was no big deal. 258 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,879 I was a liaison between troops and Iraqi civilians. 259 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:05,447 Kind of like a war zone conflict negotiator. 260 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,971 No big deal? Dave, show them the video 261 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,278 of you and all the warlords singing "We Are the World." 262 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,976 Hey, you were right, Dad. 263 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:16,240 Turns out Dave isn't "the man." He's more like Captain America. 264 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:18,590 Hey, Dave, Dave, Dave, 265 00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,114 so-so what was it like for you coming home? 266 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,637 You know, it was mostly okay. 267 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,465 Some parts were a little rough. 268 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,988 I'll tell you what was rough. 269 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,686 Trying to get women to pay attention to you 270 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,513 when this guy was around. 271 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:31,603 Wait, what? Dave was a ladies' man? 272 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:34,084 Dude, if Logan is an eight, that means Dave is a ten. 273 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,477 Solid ten.Solid. 274 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,654 Would you two stop rating guys on how sexy they are? 275 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:45,095 Wow, Dad, uh, you seem kind of upset. 276 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:48,185 Yeah, I think it's 'cause Dave is threatening his masculinity. 277 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:51,536 [forced laugh] Very funny, coming from a couple of fives. 278 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,538 [gasps] Fives? 279 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,758 Yeah, I know how to play this game, too. 280 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:56,977 [whistle blows] 281 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,024 All right, not a good time, horse. 282 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,638 I said leave me alone. 283 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:09,206 Ooh, Calvin, Buster's got his sights on you. 284 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,906 Yeah, Calvin, you're buckin' with the wrong Bronco. 285 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:15,517 Well, he's buckin' with the wrong Butler. 286 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,911 What's up, man? Oh. 287 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,521 Oh-ho! 288 00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,828 Oh, you want a piece of me, old punk-ass Mr. Ed? 289 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:22,916 Whoa, whoa. Dad, Dad. 290 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:25,875 Ha! 291 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:29,879 Yeah, that's what I thought! 292 00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,838 Who the man now, huh? 293 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,492 Well, I mean, unless there's a warlord in that costume, 294 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:35,755 I'm sticking with Dave. 295 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,715 You just became a four. 296 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,673 [gasps] 297 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,154 Hey, hey! 298 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,809 Sorry, it took me a while to find a boom box 299 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,463 that would play the tape. 300 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,639 What's a boom box? 301 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:54,817 Oh, well, it's what we used to listen to music on 302 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,123 before there were CD players. 303 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,168 What's a CD player? 304 00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:01,650 Well, Grover, you need to get yourself an encyclopedia. 305 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:02,825 What's an encyclopedia? 306 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,566 Boy, just google it! 307 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:10,006 "Femme Nasty-- 'You Think You Slick.'" 308 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:12,704 Oh, my God, look at how sexy you are. 309 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:15,490 Yeah. Pastor Floyd thought so, too. 310 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,231 After he kicked me out of the congregation, 311 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:20,364 he offered to buy me a condo. [laughs] 312 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,192 Okay, so... 313 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:25,543 I'm a little rusty, but let's try this out. 314 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:28,198 [exhales sharply] 315 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,548 [up-tempo intro playing] 316 00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,550 ♪ 317 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,422 [singing along]: ♪ You think you slick? 318 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:37,686 ♪ I know your game 319 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,166 ♪ You think you slick? 320 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:42,212 ♪ I know her name 321 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,866 ♪ You think you slick? 322 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,869 ♪ You should be ashamed 323 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,219 ♪ You think you slick? 324 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,569 ♪ It's all the same, baby. 325 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,920 Oh! 326 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,747 [music stops] 327 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,880 Oh, my God! 328 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,622 Oh, my God, that was so cool. 329 00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,885 You have to start singing again. 330 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,626 Oh, you know, maybe you're right. 331 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,149 You should do it with her, Mom. 332 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,498 You love to sing. 333 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:11,459 Yeah, but that was in a choral group. 334 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,722 Oh, come on, Gemma, singing is singing. 335 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,245 Just-just give it a shot. 336 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,204 Okay. All right, here we go. 337 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,249 ♪ 338 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,775 [operatic falsetto]: ♪ You think you slick? 339 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,909 ♪ I know your game 340 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,389 ♪ You think you slick? 341 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,348 ♪ I know her name 342 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,568 ♪ You think you slick? [music stops] 343 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,966 Maybe we should work on getting you that eagle. 344 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,930 Yes![all cheering] 345 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,366 All right, Dave, we're on an 8-0 run. 346 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:50,454 We got to keep up the momentum. 347 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:51,803 All right, I got this, I got this. 348 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,196 All right, Broncos, here we go! 349 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,937 Give me a "B."ALL: B! 350 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,939 BOTH: You got your "B," you got your "B." 351 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,854 Give me an "R."ALL: R! 352 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,682 BOTH: You got your "R," you got your "R." 353 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,510 Give me an "O."ALL: O! 354 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,294 You got your "O," you got your "O." 355 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,949 What the hell are you doing? You two sit your asses down. 356 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,951 [horn blows] 357 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,606 Dude, T-shirt cannon! 358 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,824 Ooh, Buster! 359 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,478 Buster! Buster, over here! 360 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,958 Here we go, right here. 361 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,525 Buster-- oh... 362 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,660 You know what, Buster? I'm about to bust your ass. 363 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,793 Pop, Pop.Dad, no, no, Dad, Dad... 364 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,142 Calvin. [grunts] 365 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,665 Aah![thuds] 366 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,146 [crowd groans] 367 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,279 What happened to the rest of the group? 368 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,063 I don't know, we just kind of lost touch. 369 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,587 The last I heard, Janice moved to Nebraska, 370 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,763 and Nicki married Pastor Floyd. 371 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:42,767 Well, you don't need them. You're amazing. 372 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,291 You could totally go solo. 373 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,509 Oh, I don't know. 374 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,771 You know, there's nothing sadder 375 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,164 than somebody past their prime 376 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,514 trying to relive their glory days. 377 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,517 There is nothing about you that is past your prime. 378 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,998 Aw. I just don't want to do anything 379 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,957 that would embarrass my family. 380 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,349 Look. 381 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:02,396 Dad and Mr. Calvin are on TV. 382 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,883 You get back. [shouts] 383 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,799 Oh, I'm definitely gonna start singing again. 384 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,413 [crowd roars] 385 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,373 Listen to that. 386 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:27,029 There's a great game going on, and we're locked in here. 387 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,727 Nobody asked you to help me, Dave. 388 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,947 I know how to fight a horse. 389 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,776 Calvin, I wasn't helping you. 390 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:39,215 You grabbed my ankles and were swinging me around. 391 00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,043 Well, you seemed fine with it. 392 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,611 When you landed, you jumped up and clapped. 393 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,787 Thatwas muscle memory. 394 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,052 What is your problem, Calvin? 395 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,576 You have been angry with me all day. 396 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,275 You know what, I'll tell you what my problem is. 397 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,581 I don't know who the hell you are. 398 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,670 What is that supposed to mean? 399 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,847 You move in, and you're this corny doofus 400 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,936 that won't leave me alone. 401 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:08,070 Then, out of nowhere, suddenly you're the man. 402 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:11,508 Calvin, what are you talking about? 403 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,554 I mean, you got us these amazing free tickets. 404 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,296 Your best friend is a SWAT superhero. 405 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:19,821 And to top it all off, you're a war veteran. 406 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,345 I mean, the only thing about this day 407 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:26,828 that makes sense is that you were a cheerleader. 408 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,311 So you're blaming me because you didn't know me 409 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,095 as well as you thought?Yes. 410 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,966 How is that my fault? 411 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,185 Because those are the kind of things 412 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,665 that you're supposed to tell a friend. 413 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,232 Calvin... 414 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,198 Did you just call me a friend? 415 00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,547 No. 416 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:53,028 I mean, I don't know. I mean... 417 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:57,250 prison does crazy things to a man. 418 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,818 You did. You just called me a friend. 419 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,516 And that's the first time you've called me the F-word. 420 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,476 Trust me, Dave, not even close. 421 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:11,046 Okay, look, to be honest... 422 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,179 I never mentioned being a veteran because... 423 00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,659 I-I figured you wouldn't care. 424 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,487 What would give you that idea? 425 00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,837 Because every other time I've tried to tell you something, 426 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:23,014 you've said, "I don't care." 427 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:26,366 Well, that's because usually it's something ridiculous, 428 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,499 like male sea horses and how they carry the babies. 429 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,720 But this is about you being in a war. 430 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:36,854 I mean, it's a big deal. 431 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:39,857 Okay. Well, I'm-I'm sorry. 432 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,991 It's not always the easiest thing to talk about. 433 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,863 I get that. 434 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,996 But, just so you know, 435 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,520 if ever you want to talk about anything, 436 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,392 I'm here. 437 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:56,309 Thank you. That means a lot. 438 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,398 And, and just so you know, 439 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,531 if you ever want to talk about anything, 440 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:02,924 I'm all yours. 441 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:07,842 Okay, you know, uh, here's one thing. 442 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:11,454 Never tell your cellmate "I'm all yours." 443 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,203 Ah, man, it was so good to see you.Bring it in, big guy. 444 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,639 Dude, I can't believe I'm saying this, 445 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:26,556 but I think I want to be a part of the 'Zoo Crew. 446 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,732 I guarantee I'd be the only Malcolm. 447 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,735 And, Calvin, thank you for looking out 448 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:34,216 for my friend out here.Aw, well, you know, 449 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,957 Dave's my guy. 450 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,741 We did time together. 451 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,445 Hey, who's that? 452 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,538 ["Straight outta Compton" by N.W.A playing] 453 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:16,345 [distorted]: Calvin...! 454 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:17,912 [thump] 455 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:21,132 [distorted]: No...! 456 00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:35,582 No...! 457 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,932 [Dave's yell fading] Huh? No. 458 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,325 No! 459 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,808 Hey, Pop. We're gonna say good-bye to Logan #2. 460 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,594 Yeah, I'm gonna get him to sign my shirt. You want to come? 461 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:55,341 Nah, I'm good. 462 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,256 Captioning sponsored by CBS 463 00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:00,041 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 33355