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Oh, baby,
look what's in this box.
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It's all of Marty and Malcolm's
old school projects.
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I remember staying
up all night
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helping Malcolm build
this volcano.
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You know we even got spaghetti
sauce to shoot out the top?
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Aw, I remember.
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And Marty scraped it
off the walls with garlic bread.
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Those were some good
memories, weren't they?
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Yeah.
Real good memories.
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Ah, it's trash.
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How could you just
throw that away?
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Those were some special memories
of Malcolm.
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Why we need memories?
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The real thing is laying
on our couch right now.
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Ha ha!
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Look at this, baby,
my old beeper.
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You know, I remember
when you used to blow me up
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whenever you wanted
a little late-night booty call.
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I never had your beeper number.
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Well, look at that. You know
what? This ain't even my beeper.
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Trash. Yep. Let's go.
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Ooh, ahoy, Captain Calvin!
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Hey, Dave.
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Just getting my daily steps in.
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Well, you can get in a bunch
more if you just keep walking.
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You know, I am actually
a few steps short.
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Good.
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Uh, Dave, Dave, Dave, stop that.
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You're making me dizzy.
Stop circling me.
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Yeah, no problem.
I'll go the other way.
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Whoa.
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You throwing
all this stuff out?
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Yeah, it's just
a bunch of trash.
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Well, maybe to you,
but not to everyone.
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You know what?
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You should have a yard sale.
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A yard sale?
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In this neighborhood?
I don't think so.
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Why, what's wrong
with our neighborhood?
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Oh, nothing. Nothing. There's
a lot of good people here.
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You know, hardworking,
God-fearing,
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and I wouldn't trust
a single one of them.
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And I don't want
to waste my time
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with a bunch of people
trying to hustle me
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so I can make a few bucks.
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Hustle you? Oh, come on,
Calvin, that's crazy.
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Oh. You want
to hear some crazy? Okay.
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You see that
house down there?
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They claimed Malcolm
and Marty on their taxes
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six years straight.
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And see those wires
hanging from there?
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That guy is stealing the
other family's cable.
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But they're running
an illegal day care,
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so they can't say nothing
about it.
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Oh, man, I thought
that was a beauty salon.
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Oh, yeah, they do that, too.
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Look, man,
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everybody around here's
just trying to get by.
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I just don't want them
getting by on me.
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Well, I guess that's how
you and I are different, Calvin.
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I choose to believe that
the world isn't out to get me.
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Okay. You come see me
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once you find out Grover
cosigned for a motorcycle.
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Yard sale.
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All right, man. I will
tell you, you know,
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last yard sale I had,
I cleared a cool grand.
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Hold on, hold up.
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You made 1,000 bucks?
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Oh, yeah. That's right.
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Well, ahoy, Dave.
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'Cause I know my crap's got
to be worth more than your crap.
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I'm having me a yard sale.
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Well, you know, I'm
happy to help out.
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Well, thank you.
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And in return,
I'm gonna do you a solid.
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You see that extension cord
running from your attic window?Yeah.
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You're supplying the power
to the day care.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Ooh, this is gonna be great.
I can't wait to meet
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more of our neighbors.Me, neither.
Especially the ones
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named Benjamin,
Washington and Jackson.
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All right, Pop.
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Here you go. Good luck
with your yard sale, bro.
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Hold on, whoa.
Where are you going?
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I was going to the library.
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Oh, no. No, you and Marty
are in charge of security.
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What?
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Well, what's it pay?
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Room and board.
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Fine, I'll start today.
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Do I get a weapon?Sure. Yeah.
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Here's a whistle
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and a wooden spoon.
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Don't be afraid
to use them.
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Oh, great, Pop.
If a bowl of soup
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tries to steal
something, I'm ready.
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Hey, you guys.
We picked you up some coffee
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and a dozen doughnuts.
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Uh, 9 3/4 doughnuts.
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See, I told you he was too quiet
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in the back of the car.True.
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But way to use your fractions.
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Hey, hey, look what I found.
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A box full of kitchen gadgets
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from all those
late-night infomercials.
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I remember that stuff.
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Whenever that commercial
said "act now,"
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your mama did.
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I had to. Supplies
were limited.
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Marty, put all
that stuff on the dollar table.All right.
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Oh, no, no, no,
no. Uh-uh-uh.
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You're not selling my
infomercial stuff.
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Put that box back
where you found it.
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Okay.Come on, Tina.
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You've never used
any of this junk.
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It's not junk.
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And I haven't used
any of it yet.
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Marty.
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Okay.Marty.
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Marty.
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Martin Lawrence Butler.
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It's not about you,
it's about them.
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It's not about you,
it's about them.Boy, give me this box!
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There's some good
stuff in here.
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Like-like-like this thingy.
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Oh, my God, is that
a Choppy Chopper?
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I've always wanted
to try one of these.
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Finally someone who appreciates
my infomercial instincts.
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You never even
tried it yourself.
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Well, that all changes
today. Let's go to my house
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and choppity-chop something.
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Okay, Gemma. Let's go.
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Don't wait up.
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Well, enjoy that toaster,
my man.
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Looks like somebody
got some new teeth.
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Hey, Shanice.
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You know what, this will make
a great baby bassinet.
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You add a few bungee cords,
you got you a car seat.
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Throw some sandwiches in there,
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you going to a picnic.
Hmm? Look.
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Calvin, this is
the best yard sale
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I have ever been to.
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I've met so many
fantastic people.
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Did you know that Anita
was in the Peace Corps?
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Or that Mr. Dorsett
just retired from teaching
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after 50 years?
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A-And Germaine
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with the face tattoo?
He says if anybody asks,
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that he has been here
all day.
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You know, I've
actually been having
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a pretty good time, myself.Uh-huh.
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I sold everything
on table two,
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and then I sold table two.
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Oh, oh, man! Well,
what's your secret?
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Watch and learn.
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Hey, you know,
just so you know,
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this grill used to
belong to Tupac.
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Yeah, he made a
hell of a rib eye.
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You know, one time
he had a barbecue,
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and he didn't invite
Biggie, and...
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Well, you know the rest.
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Oh, okay.
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Ah!
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Calvin, what're you doing?
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You just lied to that guy
for money.
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Well, yeah. I mean, I wouldn't
lie to him for no reason.
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That would be messed up.
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Uh, hey, Marty.
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What is with
the sunglasses, bro?
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It's a little security
trick I picked up
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so nobody can see
where I'm looking.
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Right now I got my eye
on that guy over there
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licking the
nine-volt batteries.
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You know, that's nothing.
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A minute ago he was licking
the sewing machine.
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Yeah, I better go
shut that down.
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Hey, man! Store policy:
you lick it, you buy it.
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How you doing,
Miss Simpson?
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Well, I'm still
above ground, ain't I?
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Listen, how much y'all want
for this porcelain angel?
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Well, you know, there's a very
special story about this angel.
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When...Cut the crap.
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I'll give you
three dollars for it.
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How about
four dollars?
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How about two dollars?
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Okay. Fine, two dollars.
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Okay.
Here's a dollar.
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You know this is
a Canadian dollar.
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Oh, this is awesome.
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This is so much fun.
What else can we choppity-chop?
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Okay, we've done the fruits,
we've done the vegetables.
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Oh, wait, what's this?
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I chopped your kitchen sponge.
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I get it. Once you start,
you can't stoppity-stop.
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Let's try another gadget.
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What's next?Okay.
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Depends upon what
you're in the mood for.
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Mm-hmm.Okay, we've got
our hard-boiled egg sheller.
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Oh.Or we have
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a bear claw meat shredder.
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And we have this
thing that makes
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pancakes in the shapes
of presidents.
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Oh, it only goes up to Reagan.
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Well, it was the '80s.
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You just throw
a little maple syrup on it,
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and boom! We got Obama. Huh?
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Cal! Calvin!
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You are not gonna
believe this.What?
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I thought that one of your
statuettes looked familiar,
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so I went inside
to go look it up
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in my guide to antique dolls
and figurines.
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Gemma's guide to antique dolls
and figurines.
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Look, the point is
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it is a genuine Montolfo
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worth $1,500.
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$1,500? Well, all right!
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Which one is it?Oh.
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Here you go, look. Right there.
It's the porcelain angel.
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The porcelain angel?
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Ah!
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You were right.
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Your crap
is way better than mine.
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You sold
a $1,500 Montolfo angel
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for one dollar?
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A Canadian dollar.
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You see, Dave,
this is exactly why
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I didn't want to
do a yard sale.
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I didn't want to be hustled.
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She didn't hustle you.
She made an honest mistake.
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And I'm sure if we go talk
to Miss Simpson,
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she'll give the angel
back to you.
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If you believe that she's
gonna give me something back
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worth $1,500,
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then I've got Snoop Dogg's
humidifier to sell you.
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Okay, well, you're never
gonna get it if you don't try.
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Fine. Come on, man.
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Hey, boys, look,
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Dave and I are leaving,
so I'm promoting you
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from security to sales.
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You get to keep
half of whatever you sell.
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Wait, wait, wait, Pop. But all
the good stuff is gone, man.
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I know. That's why
you're getting half.
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Malcolm!
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Congratulations, brother.
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Yeah, for what?
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Well, this is
your first promotion.
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That's very funny.
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You know, we should just
throw all this crap away, man.
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Nobody gonna buy any of it.
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Here's six dollars.
I just sold a broken cell phone.
252
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,245
What? Wait, hey.
253
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,550
How'd you do that?
254
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:41,684
I was just pretending
to talk to Batman on it.
255
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,686
Some lady said I was cute
and bought it.
256
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:46,646
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just because you were cute?
257
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:47,821
I get that a lot.
258
00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:52,129
I can't believe it.
All of these TV gadgets
259
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,437
actually worked the way
they were supposed to.I know.
260
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,265
And Calvin was giving me
a hard time.
261
00:10:57,308 --> 00:11:01,573
These things were worth
every easy payment of $19.99.
262
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:03,880
But wait, there's more!
263
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:07,014
These kitchen knives
can filet a salmon,
264
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:11,018
slice a soda can
and even cut through handcuffs.
265
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,150
I wish I had known that
on Valentine's Day
266
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,804
when Calvin lost the key.
267
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:19,374
Wait a minute.
Do you smell smoke?
268
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,723
Are the pancakes burning?
269
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,682
Maybe we forgot to flip Nixon.
270
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,643
No, no, no.
Tricky Dick is looking good.
271
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,735
It's my super slick,
non-stick panini press!
272
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,345
Oh, oh, okay.Wait. Wait. Don't wet it.
273
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,434
Don't wet it too much!
274
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,219
GEMMA: Get out of the way. Okay.TINA: Hit it. Hit it.
275
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:48,446
Thanks again for letting us
try these at your house.
276
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:54,017
What am I gonna do with a
30-year-old fax machine?
277
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,411
And is that beef jerky
jammed in it?
278
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:59,501
Oh, yeah.
279
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:01,503
Oh. Well,
I-I was six years old
280
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,853
and I tried to fax it
to my brother at camp.
281
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:08,423
Uh, you know, hey, I'm sorry,
little guy.
282
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,947
Looks like you're gonna have to
wait just a little while longer
283
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:13,515
to get those, um, eyeglasses.
284
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:16,518
Yeah, man, the headaches
should go away soon.
285
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:19,477
It's okay. I understand.
286
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:24,787
Oh, no.
Oh. No. No.
287
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,442
Excuse me, sir.
288
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:30,793
Here's a ten.
289
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,534
Get that boy some glasses.
290
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,014
Yes, ma'am.Bless you.
291
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,190
Bless you.God bless you.
292
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,452
How was that?
293
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,149
That was perfect.
Give me some.
294
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:42,979
Yes. Now, how do we unload
this one Rollerblade?
295
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,242
Huh. Oh, hey,
can you cry on cue?
296
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,723
What do you think?
297
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,684
Oh-ho, I think we
gonna get paid.
298
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,383
I have to tell you,
Miss Simpson,
299
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:56,819
you have a lovely home.Yes.
300
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,430
Love the plastic
on the couch.
301
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,913
No crumbs in your cracks.
302
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,916
You have to forgive him.
303
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,877
This is only the second
black home he's been in.
304
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,836
The first one didn't
want him either.
305
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,273
So, actually, we're here
because Calvin has
306
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,885
something to tell you about the
angel that you bought from him.
307
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,364
Isn't that right, Calvin?
308
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,931
Well, spit it out.
309
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,499
Unless you got something else
to say about my cracks.
310
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:30,070
Oh, oh. Okay.
311
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:33,595
Um... now, I'm gonna be
straight with you.
312
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:37,294
When I first sold you
that angel figurine,
313
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,775
I didn't realize how valuable
314
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,124
it is...
315
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:45,172
to... our family,
and no one else.
316
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,565
Really, Calvin?
317
00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:48,566
Yes.
318
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:51,265
It-it was given
to my grandfather
319
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,875
by a cranky old white lady
320
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,225
he used to drive around
down south.
321
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,749
Now, she was a real
piece of work.
322
00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,056
She was...
323
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:04,321
but they grew to
respect each other in the end.
324
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:07,803
That sounds just like that movie
Driving Miss Daisy.
325
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,805
Really?
326
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,372
I never seen it.
327
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,767
At any rate, I'm, uh...
328
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,727
I'm willing to buy
the angel back...
329
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:19,815
for $20.
330
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,210
$20? Good.
I'll get it for you.
331
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,820
Okay.
332
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,388
Good.
333
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,912
I cannot believe
that you lied to her.
334
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:33,133
I know. I've seen that
movie, like, three times.
335
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,225
Okay, so Dad gets half.
336
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:41,576
Which means we get to
split the rest.
337
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:44,796
This is not
a bad Saturday.
338
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,451
I mean, I can almost
pay Mom and Dad some rent.
339
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,758
I'm not.
340
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,847
But I could.
341
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,936
And, Grover, here is a whole
342
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,243
ten dollars.MALCOLM: Yeah, hey, little man,
343
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,810
we could not have
done this without you.Yeah.
344
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:01,813
I know, which is why
I want more.
345
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,120
Uh, more?
346
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,556
Yeah, like, how much more?
347
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,471
Uh, 50 sounds good.
348
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:10,257
What?
Are you out of your
rabbit-ass mind?!
349
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,215
I sold everything
you told me to.
350
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:16,524
I even let those old ladies mess
my hair and pinch my cheeks.
351
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,439
And you think that's
worth $50?
352
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,746
I pretended to be blindfor you.
353
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,793
Malcolm, pay the boy.
354
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:27,970
Nice try.
355
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,754
This one's Canadian.
356
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,324
Well, that was
one hell of a mess.
357
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,847
Oh, you should have
tried cleaning it up
358
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,198
with the super-absorbent
Sponge-O-Matic.
359
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,635
I did, but after one minute
it started to burn.
360
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,245
I think my thumbprints are gone.
361
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,465
Ugh.
You know,
362
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,336
I hate to say it,
but Calvin was right.
363
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,773
I don't know why I was
so determined to hold on
364
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:49,774
to all that junk.
365
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,559
Don't beat yourself
up about it.
366
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,691
You're not the only one
who holds on to stuff.
367
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,781
Damn, that's one ugly-ass baby!
368
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,002
Hey, that's Grover.
369
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,834
I paid an artist on Etsy
to capture him on a plate.
370
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,576
You actually spent money
on a Grover plate?
371
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:14,582
No. I spent money on
a complete setof Grover plates.
372
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,672
Oh, Gemma, these are bad.
373
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:18,716
I mean,
these are really bad.
374
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,936
Yeah, I know.
375
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,938
Well, you know what it's like
when you're a new mom.
376
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,374
You're sleep-deprived.
377
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,681
I would just order stuff
on Etsy and eBay.
378
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,118
Yeah, I bought all that stuff
off those infomercials
379
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,555
doing my late-night feedings
with my boys.
380
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,993
Oh, man, those first
few months were so brutal.
381
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,777
Ugh.I was exhausted all the time.
382
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,692
Constantly changing diapers.
383
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,346
Covered in spit-up.
384
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:40,738
It never stopped.
385
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:42,914
I am so glad that's all
behind me.
386
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:43,915
So am I.
387
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,961
But, God, I miss it.
388
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,963
Me, too.
389
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,793
He may have looked like this,
but he smelled like heaven.
390
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,186
Oh... And I miss
391
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,710
Marty and Malcolm's
little toes.
Oh...
392
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,755
Now they just have big,
smelly man feet.
393
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:58,930
Mm.
394
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,020
You know,
395
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,413
maybe I kept all that kitchen
crap because it connects me
396
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,980
to when the boys were little.
397
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,200
Maybe that's why I can't
bring myself to get rid of
398
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,723
these ceramic nightmares.
399
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,769
What's up, ladies?
400
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,296
Anyone wanna see me
make it rain?
401
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,603
Grover!
402
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:22,867
What...?Oh, no.
403
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:23,999
You know what?
404
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,827
You might want to have
another one
405
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,263
just in case that one goes bad.
406
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,791
I see you looking
at me, Dave.
407
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,445
And it's not gonna work.
408
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,882
I've already forgiven me.
409
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,236
You know what, Calvin,
you were right.
410
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:46,674
This neighborhood is full
of scammers and slicksters.
411
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:49,807
And I'm looking at
the biggest one right now.
412
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:52,854
I'm sorry, did you
say something?
413
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:56,597
I was already spending
my angel money in my head.
414
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:01,732
Well, you know, since I'm
a part of this neighborhood now,
415
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,691
I'm gonna get in on the action.
416
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,043
What are you doing?
417
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,786
I'm stealing from her,
like I learned from you.
418
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,050
Come on, man, put it back.
419
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,008
No. You know what,
as a matter of fact,
420
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,315
I'm taking this
remote control, too.
421
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:23,145
Have fun standing up to change
your channels, old lady.
422
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,929
Look, stop playing, man.
423
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:27,367
Old ladies keep guns.
424
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,370
Give it here. Hey...
425
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,241
What the hell are y'all doing?
426
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,418
Oh, nothing.
427
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:36,898
What's that in your pocket?
428
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:41,555
Nothing.
429
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,557
Are you trying to steal
from me?
430
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,908
That's it, I'm calling
my grandson Jay-Bo.
431
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,564
He's only got one strike.
432
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:53,088
Whoa.
433
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,611
Please, please don't do that.
434
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:58,789
Look, he was only trying to
get me to do the right thing
435
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:02,228
and tell you that that angel...
436
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:05,100
was a valuable antique
worth $1,500.
437
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:09,148
Yes, and he has seen Driving Miss Daisy.
438
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,977
$1,500?
439
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:16,894
Yeah. Look, sorry for not
being up front with you,
440
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:20,681
but... seeing
that I have now,
441
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:24,250
because I'm a good person,
442
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,903
what do you say
we split it?
443
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:29,211
Well, $750 is a lot of money.
444
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,952
It sure is.
445
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,867
Now, would you see that.
446
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,260
When you give people
the chance...
447
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:37,350
But $1,500 is a lot more.
448
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,789
Now, y'all get up out of here.
449
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:42,920
What?
What?
450
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,183
You heard me, beat it.
451
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,968
But, Miss Simpson,
he just told you the truth.
452
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,970
I know, and that's why
I'm giving you
453
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:52,191
a five-second head start
before I get my pistol.
454
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:55,281
Okay, hold--
But, Miss Simpson,
455
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,587
I think...Four, three...
456
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,416
Okay, Dave, let's go.
Go, go, go, go, go!
457
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,034
I feel like a fool.
458
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,689
I'm listening.
459
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,604
I honestly thought
if we told her the truth,
460
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,867
that she would do
the right thing.
461
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:19,087
Well, actually, she did
do the right thing.
462
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,741
I mean, in this
neighborhood,
463
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:24,135
a five-second head start
is verygenerous.
464
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,964
Well, you know, maybe
she really needed the money.
465
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,706
For medicine, food, rent.
466
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,491
Keep dreaming, Dave.
467
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,188
Because come Sunday,
468
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,929
she is on a church
bus to Vegas.
469
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:40,195
Well, you know, in that case,
I don't feel so bad.
470
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,501
About what?
471
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,243
I still got her clock.
472
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,159
Well, give it here,
473
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,466
because I paid $1,500
for this thing.
474
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,076
JAY-BO:
Yo, man!
475
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,557
You got my grandma's clock!
476
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:55,863
BOTH:
Jay-Bo?
477
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:58,561
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