All language subtitles for The Jerry Springer Show - S00E11 - Wild & Outrageous - Volume 4

After having a baby, everything's went
downhill.

And living with my roommate,

he's been flirting with her. You think
he's messing around

with you? You guys all live together or
just you and your roommate?

We all live together.

And you think that he's messing around
with her?

Oh, yeah. You haven't caught them yet?

I ain't caught him doing that. I was
walking home from the WIC office one day

with my son, and they were sitting on
the porch, you know.

And how can you be talking to somebody
on the porch and your mouth is this

to somebody?

I can understand it's like this way,
you're talking, you're real close.

But almost mouth to mouth, like you're
trying to breathe into each other. You

know, I know something's wrong.

That isn't normal.

And constantly leaving with each other
at night.

Always leaving me. How well do you know
this roommate? I mean, how long has she

been your roommate? I've known her about
three years. Okay.

She's a good friend of mine.

If you find out that they've been
cheating, are you going to leave him?

I don't want to because he is the father
of my child.

So you love him?

I love him to death.

Okay. Well, I'll let you talk to this
woman. Here's your, well, she's your

roommate. You confront her. Here she is,
Laquita.

Come on. I know you want me.

I know you want me.

What's that?

What's that been going on for a month?

You should have woke up. You should have
knew.

Woke up and knew. Why would he want
someone like you? You ain't got no.

You ain't got nothing, son. No.

Come

on.

We can titty fight. We titty dance.

Come on.

We titty dance.

He watching for what?

What does he want you for? You ain't got
nothing. I got his son. Oh, you ain't

got nothing.

Oh, I ain't got nothing.

He loves me.

He's going to take care of me. He
convinced you of that? Yeah, whatever.

convinced you of that? You don't even be
there for him. He wants me.

Oh, I ain't been there for him. I
carried his kid. I paid the bill.

I took care of everything.

What have you done?

You live with us.

We live.

You live. You ain't got love. You got
that between your legs.

You got that between your legs, son.

Whatever's between your legs.

Why would you do that to your roommate?

Because, I mean, she don't give a... She
don't cares about him. She don't care

about him.

Whatever. She stay going...

her kids. You can't even take care of
her kids. Does he say that he loves you?

Yes. He tells me all the time. We spend
time together while he's doing out

whatever. I don't know.

Oh, excuse me. I have a job. I got a
little boy to take care of. He don't

He don't do nothing. I sit there shaking
my ass to take care of my little boy.

I sit there paying diapers, paying
bills, doing the best I can for my

five -month -old because he don't want
to get up and get a job. All she do is

lay back and be a homewrecker. Let's
find out what he has to say about it.

Here's Tony.

Okay,

so here's what's happening. This is your
girlfriend. You have a child with her

And then you don't show up when the
baby's born and you're sleeping with

else? I was there when the baby was
born. You what? I was there when the

was born.

Tell him the truth.

I'm weak.

I love Laquita.

You love Laquita?

Yeah. What about the baby?

I love the baby, too, but she ain't
doing nothing for me.

She can't do nothing right.

She can't take care of her own kid.

All she do is just down me. I hope her
out.

She ain't telling you everything. I help
her out.

I do everything for her. I walk in the
rain and get her stuff for the baby.

I do this. I do that for her. Who gives
you the money to walk in the rain?

I do.

Who pays you to walk in the rain?

I do. I give you the money to walk in
the rain, darling.

What does she do? I do nothing.

What does she do? Take care of me. How?
You're under our roof. You're under our

roof. When you do me bad, I come talk to
her. I can't never talk to you.

That's because you don't know how to
talk to me. You don't know how to talk

him. You don't even know how to be a
mother.

Yeah, you don't know how to be a mother.
I didn't have any child with her if you

don't love her. I did at first, but then
it all fell out. It all fell out.

That's all it was. She always kept down
on me. I help her out, always kept down

on me.

I do stuff for her. I give her things
and stuff. All she do is just down on

She don't care about me.

That's true.

No, none of that's true at all. I sit
there working my butt off at night.

All right, while I'm working, he's back
with her.

And I'm trying to make the money for
little Terrence to have diapers while

back with her. So what really is the
story?

Oh, I love you. Any man can say I love
you to have sex with you.

Any man can sit there and say I love you
and screw you.

But is it love?

Is any of it love?

So what does she got?

We'll be back.

This was your boyfriend.

He left you.

No, I left him. You left him. Okay, he
winds up with an old friend of yours.

come back into the picture. The three of
you decide you're all going to live

together. You sleep together.

And now... I don't even sleep with him.
I sleep on the couch because it makes me

sick to my stomach to see him touching
her.

Okay, you want her out of the picture.
Oh, she's gone.

Does she know she's gone? She will
today.

All right.

Why? Okay.

Why?

That sounds like conflict.

Why did you do this in the first place?

Because I love him and I thought it was
the only way that I was going to be with

him. So I thought.

I see.

And how many times did you three sleep
together before your stomach turned?

Like three times.

Yeah, three times they'll turn their
stomach down.

I mean, it wasn't even me and her doing
anything. It was just...

To please him. It was like both of us
together.

And he'd have both of us together. You
know what I mean? Yeah.

I'm just picturing it.

It ain't happening.

Oh, really?

Okay, let's bring her out. Oh, okay.
Here's Vicki.

Yeah, you're fucked up.

What? Where am I?

Where am I? My house. That's right,
bitch. My house.

You're in my house. And? My house.

And? My house. And?

And? For real?

I told you, he's mine.

Really? He's mine. Oh, really?

Yeah. You're forgetting he can't knock
it out my door.

That's because he needed a pity fuck.

Pity fuck.

Look at you.

I'm sorry. Look at you.

That's right. Look at me.

Look at you.

I can

be a whore.

Isn't that a pity?

So you are. You ain't nothing.

Keep running your mouth. Running my
mouth. I've been running my mouth.

Why did you bring her in the house in
the first place? Why? Because I thought

that was somewhat of a friend.

Somewhat of a friend? You got a lot of
nerve.

Not a nerve?

I didn't step on your toes two years
ago.

Really? Really.

Really, really? You want to see? You
want to see?

You want to play? Play.

You're the one that's playing.

Are you playing tag games?

Tag games.

Drag her to the house. Drag her to the
house. Drag her to the house. Drag her

the house. Drag her to the house. Drag
her to the house. Drag her to the house.

Drag her to the house. Drag her to the
house.

Were you afraid that he was going to
leave you unless you let her into the

house?

Because she knows that the love is true
between me and him.

And you ain't got shit on you.

It's lust, like you said. Really?

We had two years together, that's why it
is. Two years, two years, two years.

Two years ain't shit, say. Really?

Ain't shit.

Really? Ain't shit. Four years of our
friendship ain't shit.

Thank you very much.

my children than you do. Oh, well.

Oh, well. I sure hope you have sunblock.

What you want?

What you want?

These lights.

What you got?

You want to meet him? What you got? Let
me close.

What you got?

You're a whore. Put your clothes on or
suck some more dick on the block.

Yeah. That's what you look like. A dirty
whore with your clothes off. And you

ain't got something to say? How are you
going to come in here and tell women to

do that?

What if it was your mother? I'd fuck
her.

I'd fuck everybody in his mother.

Why don't you put your clothes on, you
dirty little whore?

He already lost her. Okay.

Here's the question.

Hi. How you doing? Nice to meet you. You
mean my dirty little whore?

What is... Oh,

you want to see something?

Yeah.

That's a real woman. She keeps her
clothes on.

You know what I'm saying? What did this
mean? How the fuck am I brand?

You gon' brand C, gon' brand N, you gon'
be goofy like that?

Alright,

whose idea was it that all three of you
lived together? His!

Well, a corn roll by any other name is
still a corn roll.

You know, this is probably the same
problem at home. You can't keep your

on. Look at you.

Everybody's already seen you.

Half the people in Pittsburgh that's
watching it said, damn, that ain't

new.

Oh, my.

You going to keep one in your mouth?
Yeah, you going to keep one in your

for me? You want to fight over me? I
ain't fighting over you.

Take it off, Pittsburgh.

Take it off.

You're going to catch something one day
that you can't heal but it's 10 days

worth of pills.

You got something.

You're going to get something.

You know what he meant to say.
Something's scared of you now.

Suck my dick!

What's the matter? Y 'all ain't got no
sex life? You got to be here?

I'm sure you don't get fucked. I know
you with your hand up don't get fucked.

Somebody fucked you. It must be a gay
change website.

Hey, listen, you little piece of shit.
You can never get a woman like this.

You're a lowlife fucking fuck.

You want to try me, motherfucker?

Come on, man.

Tell you what.

Show them what a real woman looks like.
This is what a real woman looks like,

pal.

So you started up a relationship with
him? Right, I started a relationship

him. When did you find out about his
girlfriend?

Well, this was later on, like, probably
within our, well, we had a lot of

conversation that night, in a way, so I
found out a lot of things. He told me,

he said, well, you know, I have a
girlfriend, but I don't want to be with

He'd rather be with you. He'd rather be
with me, yeah. How many times have you

been with him?

Well, twice, Jerry.

Was he drinking?

Well, I bought him a drink. I mean, at
the bar, at the bar. Right. Well, I

bought him a drink. I bought him a
drink, yeah.

Get him! Get him!

Get him!

Okay. Do you think you could love Todd?

He's very gorgeous.

I don't date horses.

We'll be right back.

One

of

my better friends. So you think your
husband is cheating with this friend of

yours? Yes, I do. Why do you think that?

Well, they've been acting funny, and
years ago before I met him, they messed

around. Oh. And the last couple days,
they've just been acting funny, so I

to confront them today.

All right, well, I'll let you talk to
her. Here is your friend, Angela.

from head to toe? You got a tattoo on
your...

If she's your friend for all these
years, why would you sleep with her

We, we was drunk. Oh, bullshit.

We slept together a long time before.

Oh, before they were married.

Yeah, before we were married. And are
you doing it regularly now? No. Just

you're drunk. I got drunk and I don't
even remember anything about it other

what a fucking pig he was. What a whore.
Yeah, I got your whore. Come on.

Angela, you're just saying that it
happened once because you were drinking?

happened a long time ago before that.
But since they've been married, it

happened... Just once?

Yeah. So you're not really after him,
are you? No, I don't want him. She needs

to be more worried about the whores he
runs off with for three or four days at

time. He leaves her, she comes running
to get to me, wants me to feel sorry for

her, come out and stay at her house,
help her take care of her kid, help her

take care of her dad.

Yeah, you're real feeling sorry for me,
but you quit with him, right? Yeah,

everybody's feeling sorry for you.

I'm done feeling sorry for you. You know
what? I'm going to break his...

I can't believe you do me like

this, Angie.

You don't have no kids. You don't give a
shit.

the dancer.

Okay,

but I

must say, you're never going to make it
as a dancer if you wear black shoes with

red shoelaces.

She's wearing the same shoes.

Actually, I should get on the pole.

One

pole

is enough.

Okay.

That's Czechoslovakian. I can't even say
it. Here is... Okay, get back to your

story because you've come a long way to
be on our show. All right. Here is your

husband, Timmy.

Oh, yeah.

You're nothing but a fucking whore. Hey,
if you weren't bitching me all the

time, I wouldn't be a whore. Well, if
you wouldn't be a drunk, I wouldn't. Oh,

fuck.

He's not gonna be a dad anymore Why

leave and get drunk every three or four
days what's wrong with that

can work and take care of you, pay all
the bills, buy your cigarettes, do

whatever. Hey, Hillbilly's got a drink
too now.

What? You know, what's wrong with that?
We love Hillary!

We love Hillary!

We love Hillary!

We love Hillary! I love you, man. You
can't treat me like this no more.

Don't touch him. Don't touch him.

And when was the last time you suspect
he's been with her?

On her anniversary.

Oh.

Yes.

Happy anniversary, by the way. I meant
to send you a gift.

Okay, let's bring out this. How long has
she been your friend or so -called

friend?

Four or five years. Okay.

Here she is, Shelly.

You're nothing but a homewrecker.

If he loves you so much, why was he with
me on your anniversary, bitch?

Even though he comes to you, he does
always go back to her. Why would you

with him if you know he's... Because
we've split up. Why would I sleep with

If he keeps going back to her.

I mean, do you love him? Huh? Do I love
him? Yeah.

You do? Yeah. I just want his money.

Yeah, I just want his money. It looks
like this guy is playing both of you.

Because he... He doesn't want to
devastate her.

Well, here he is. Here's Richard.

I didn't sleep with her on our
anniversary.

You did? You did? Yeah, man.

You motherfucker.

Come on, bitch. Hit him again. Hit him
again. Come on. I'm not trying to do

shit no more, man. You lied to me last
night, Jeff. I'm not trying to do that.

You lied to me last night.

I'm not trying to do that, Jeff.

I'm not trying to do that.

You're not trying to do that. Look, man.
Look. I'm not trying to. Man, I'm

trying to. I'm trying to work shit.
You're the mother of my daughter, man.

shit out, bitch. Yeah. I even asked you
whenever you.

When you said you were coming home from
Kansas City.

You said you'd be at home at 8, 39 o
'clock.

Yeah, but he was at my house.

Fuck you!

Look, look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
here in front of all these people. I'm

here in front of all these people trying
to tell you that I apologize, man. I'm

done.

Get on me!

Jerry, I got... Get on me!

Get on me!

No, you need to tell her something.

You need to tell her something.

You need to tell her something now.

Get on me!

Get on me!

And look, man, look. Come here, look.

I'm sorry.

Now

what?

Who's got him now?

I now suspect.

Something else is going on, and I want
to find out what. Why do you suspect

something else is going on?

Because she's a slut.

Oh, I didn't know. I mean, what do sluts
do?

Yeah. I mean, she's got to be doing
something, you know.

She's just a slut. I mean, do you see
them, like, together and flirting and

stuff like that?

Yeah, plenty of times.

You don't got to talk to my man. I talk
to my man.

I do the talking.

Okay? Yeah, I'm stepping out.

That's right, dear.

But I'll let you talk to, can I talk to
your sister?

If you want to. If you want, I can go
out to lunch and you guys can take it.

Okay, here's your sister, Ruby.

Why are you trying to embarrass me on
national TV? Why do you

guys do this? Why do we have to even
come here for this?

Why do you guys open up your legs?

You is a nasty ass motherfucker.

You know what?

All right. No, I ain't going. I'm not
going for that, okay?

All right. You know what? If your man
was doing what he's supposed to do, he

wouldn't have been sleeping with me.

Do you know that?

Well, if he wouldn't have been so open,
he wouldn't have been sleeping to you.

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah.

You don't do shit.

You're Baloo.

You're Baloo.

You Baloo. I mean, how can I make love
with Baloo? You don't tell me. You did

before. You did it before. You did it
before. I ain't on that. You did it

before. I ain't on that. I ain't on
that. You better get off me. You know

I'm saying?

You want to tell me that? You talk too
much. You talk too much. You nag too

much. You want to take that over me? And
you want to run around messing with

your sister. You want to take that over
me? I mean, look at you. I mean, you got

to do something with yourself, man.

Do you love her?

Man, not really, Jerry. You don't love
her.

She takes care of me. She gives me stuff
I want. I mean, she can cook, you know

what I'm saying, all that stuff.

But she don't do shit. She talk too
much.

She talk too much. She always nagging. I
didn't even get no sleep last night

because she kept me up nagging. I mean,
what's real, what's really good.

That's what I'm talking about. Man,
she's a slut. Y 'all see this.

Do you love her, sister? How did that
start? How did you two get together?

One day, that little tramp was at work.
Yeah.

And Jerry, let me tell you, I did
everything. First, him and her would

my house for rent -free and everything.

So she wasn't doing nothing.

He came out of the shower one day,
whipped it out on me, and I got on and I

started riding it like a duck.

Welcome to the show.

And how about a nice hand for our
dancer, Angie.

All right.

Now back to the show.

My guests today say they're not about to
let their lovers off the hook. Please

meet Inez. She says after years of
looking for a long lost sister, she

found her in bed with her husband.

Inez,

Inez, what's going on?

Well, I've been looking for my sister
for 10 years, and when I finally found

her, I caught her in a bed with my
husband.

I haven't seen her. That's the first
time you've seen your sister? That was

first time I've seen her. I took her
into my home. She was in my house for at

least about three weeks, and not even a
month.

Oh, okay, so you found your sister,
brought her into the house, and then you

found her in a bed. I went to the...

I went to the doctor. When I came back,
she was in bed with my husband.

And I haven't seen her since. When I
threw her out, it was like three months

ago. I haven't seen her since. Okay. So,
all right. So you caught them in bed.

You kick her out.

You've been married how long? I've been
married for a year and a half, but I've

been with my husband for five years. We
have five kids together. Five, four,

three, two, and one.

Well, what was his... So his explanation
was what? His explanation was...

He don't care. That's the whole attitude
he got is he don't care. Do you love

him? Yes, I love him. Does he say he
loves you? Yeah, constantly.

But he still goes and sleeps with
another woman. Exactly. This is not the

time that I caught him cheating on me.
But you take him back all the time.

Exactly, because of our kids. That's the
only reason why.

So he knows he can get away with it.

Yeah, he thought he can, but after
today... Oh, you're drawing the line

see. And you're here to talk to this
other woman. Did you... Your sister.

Yeah. And you haven't spoken to her
since you kicked her out. Since I kicked

out. And you were nice enough to bring
her in because she needed a place to

live. I looked for her for 10 years.
Here she is. Here's Nicole.

Okay. This is your sister. She goes
looking for you.

So, she ain't my sister. What you mean I
ain't your sister? I don't like her,

Jerry. I don't love her.

I can give you something not to like. I
can give you something not to like.

Please. Okay, please.

So, your sisters, you weren't raised
together, though? No, I wasn't raised

her. But she gave you a place to live.

So, I don't know her. We gonna see so.

I don't love her.

We gonna see so. You ain't so shit. You
don't know what love is. Shit, bitch.

You don't know.

This is your show,

girl.

Nothing. Bitch, that's the only thing I
can get to, bitch. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly.

Exactly. Come on, fight.

Stop grabbing my hair.

Bitch.

Bitch.

Bitch.

Why do you keep grabbing my hair, bitch?
What? Why do you keep grabbing my hair?

You nothing. Why do you keep grabbing my
hair? You nothing. You ain't got no

chukums.

Did you come on to him or did he come on
to you? We came on to each other.

Bitch, you nothing. He don't want you.
Look at you.

Look at you.

If he's sleeping with me, look at you.
If he's sleeping with me, look at you.

he still? Look at you. He's still
sleeping with you? Yeah, look at you.

That's the last Thursday for him, Jerry.

Oh. Where were you?

Bitch, in the zoo?

Because it is 18.

Please meet Thalia.

She's here to steal someone else's man
for the second time around. Thalia, what

is going on? Hi, Jerry. Well, I'm a
transsexual, and I was on your show

to my transsexual friend that I've been
screwing her man for six months.

Yeah. After the show and everything,
yeah, we apologized to her because he

homeless, but I used her because she's
so damn dumb and gullible, and she's

She is at least that pathetic, so I used
her, dumbass.

So you're still, even though you said
that...

You apologized and wouldn't sleep with
her man anymore. You're still doing it?

Yes, nonstop, every day, all day.

That's all we do is that.

So where is she when this is going on?

She's gone because she works all the
time. She's never at home.

If she is, we go somewhere else private
and still do it. So basically, you're

just using her because you need a place
to stay.

Yeah, well, now I do. But now I got my
own apartment, and I'm here today that

I'm taking her man and my stuff with me.
She don't like it.

Oh, well, say the fuck out. Okay, well,
how long were you with her? She's a

transsexual, too, right? Yeah, she's a
transsexual.

How long were you with her?

I was friends with her for, like, three
years, but we're not even friends like

that. We're just folkshits, but she's a
hater.

She hates on me all the time. We go to
straight clubs.

Men come to me, talk to me all the time,
and she says, that's my man, because

she's really a man in women's clothing.
I'm transsexual. I mean, look at my

body. Can you tell I'm a man?

Can you tell my man, is this, what?

Can you tell my man, I mean, what?

I don't know about that.

I don't know about that.

No, she wouldn't do that. She's a lady.

Thank you, Jerry. Thank you.

Okay, so let's, well, I tell you what,
let's bring out, yeah, let's bring out

your supposed girlfriend, LaTosha.

Okay, bring her out.

Kiss my ass. You are no good, bitch,
girl.

You are begging me for a Happy Meal. You
are begging me for a Happy Meal, girl.

You're nothing, girl. Hating on what?
Girl, you are a boy in clothing. Girl,

please.

Foam, baby. Foam, girl. This is all
natural, baby.

All natural.

All natural, baby.

Girl, please. Girl, please.

So that's all that's out there, girl.

That's all that's real.

First of all, girl. First of all.

You are stupid. You are dumb and
gullible. Yes, I pretended.

I used you. You was a con in my game. I
used you, and I still will use you. I

don't deal with you. Who are you, girl?
Look at you. You are a boy and girl.

That's why I got your man. You are
knocking on my door.

2 .30 in the morning, begging to come in
because your family threw you out. Your

family doesn't even deal with you,
honey. Your family can't stand you. You

why? Because you are a boy in men's
clothing, honey.

Girl, you have so much to learn. You
have so much to learn. How are you going

move out and get an apartment? What job?

What job?

I'm taking care of you. You are a drag,
baby.

You are a drag, baby.

That's why you go to the straight bars
and get jumped on because you're a drag,

baby. You're a cocky. You're a cocky.

You're a drag, baby.

You're a boy.

You are a fucking booger queen.

today, baby.

Please, please. You should have worn
loafers.

Don't bring it then, bitch. Bring it.
I'm not wearing what the ugly ass bring

it. I'm a fire.

Come here, baby.

Fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight!

Fight!

I'll be there.

Homeless whore, honey. I'll be there.

Homeless whore. I'll be there.

Girlfriend, you're just so freaking
ugly.

Ugly.

What you got

on? What you got on?

What's that shirt?

What's in front of it? Give it to her.
She needs it. She's homeless, honey. She

needs it. She needs it for a pillow,
baby.

She comes in the house. She would drop
money down. I'll pick it up.

Oh, my God. I'm in this place to know I
took your money from you, dumbass bitch.

Dumbass bitch, girl. Actually, I dropped
your homeless ass out. You have no

family, girl. You're nothing.

And, girl, all your body. What body?
That is cotton.

The look and feel of cotton, baby.
You're a clocky. Girl, this is all

All that you got.

HOLY BITCH!

Go somewhere. I want you to finally look
at Tina Turner. You look like Tina

Turner. You're like a fake, gross Tina
Turner.

What's that?

I don't have to look like Tina Turner
wannabe.

You never be that because you're a
whore.

You're a whore. You're a whore.

You're a whore. You're a whore.

Ronda, I got your homeless soul, you
black, ugly bitch.

No fucked up ass teeth. Can you smile at
your gap? Smile.

Far into the gap. Far into the gap.

Make your hair done.

Get your hair and face done. It is. It
looks better than flipped up like that.

It looks better flipped up like that.

Go somewhere.

Go somewhere.

You're nowhere.

The other lover, Kyrie.

I'm done with your ass. All you doing is
complaining, bitch. You know what I

mean? Every time I come in the house, I
got to hear your fucking mouth, Torsi.

It's all about you. It's all about you.
Torsi, Torsi, Torsi. You know what I

mean? Flat out, I'm through. Three years
gone down the drain. It's over.

It's over.

I beg you. I have to beg your ass for
sex, Torsi. You know what I mean? I'm

supposed to be your man. You would cook
and get to the dog, but you can't give

to your own man.

You know what I mean? Flat out, I'm
through with you. You are through with

I'm through. I sacrificed my job for you
because that's what you wanted. What

type of sacrifice did you make?
Sacrifice. Sacrifice.

Three years. Three years.

You told me three years for that. Drag
that.

Drag that.

Look at our bodies.

Look at our bodies.

Bring it to the stage.

Don't cry now.

about you today. It's not about me. You
want some sympathy?

You want some sympathy? Stop crying.
Wait a second. I'm new in town. What's a

drag bat? Whatever.

What's a drag bat? A drag bat is an ugly
drag bat. Like that ugly hoe right

there. You're an ugly asshole.

You're just an ugly asshole when you
were sucking my dick, hoe.

I'm going to make your life miserable.

Everywhere you go, Kyrie, I'm going to
be there making your life a living hell.

You don't have that kind of power.

You don't have that kind of power. Look
at you. You're crying.

You told her that you loved her, right?
Back then.

That was 2001 or 2004. I was up here. It
was 2004.

And we used you. We used you for a place
to stay. Everybody subbed up, but you

just damn plumbed up.

We used your dumb, gullible ass.
Gullible?

Gullible. So you love her? Gullible.

You love her? Yeah, I love her. This is
my baby.

We'll be back.

Yeah, doing what you got to do is be
selling yours.

This is for the guy up there with the
corn wrestlers.

If you guys all ride back to Ohio
together, you ought to stop at a truck

and get a wide load sign to put on their
ass so nobody hits you.

You're so

fat, you'd have to have two wrist
watches, one on each arm, because you're

two time zones.

to look at your ass later. Oh, no. I
don't turn around and look at it. Don't

have to. Your ass and your face look
identical.

Well, what the hell are you going to do
with your face when the baboon wants his

ass back?

Yeah. Sit down.

For the dude back there in the pink, you
ought to go to California.

Tinkerbell died in Walt Disney looking
for another fairy.

Selena?

producer. I'm totally confused.

He's saying the kid's two years old.

What's the story here? The story is Mont
has been with Fantasia for two years.

He has been having sex with her sister
for a year and a half.

How could that be? Because he says he's
the father of the kid and the kid's two

years old.

The child is one.

He's trying to make me look like that's
not his daughter. Are you kidding around

here?

No, he's just trying to make it look
like that it's not his daughter, which

knows is his daughter.

But, Jared, this is what it is right
here.

Well, I'm going to get a seat. Can I
have someone sit here?

Thank you. Jared, listen.

How you doing?

Okay, so what's... Someone explain this
to me.

You do it.

Selena, take over.

Can I do it?

No. No.

You.

Two years. Two years. How long have you
been having sex with Shannon? Three

months. Oh, no. Shannon.

Shannon.

Shannon.

Shannon.

How long have you been having sex with
Shannon?

Oh, for a year. About a year, two years.

And how old is her daughter? That's your
baby.

One. One. Question.

Jerry. Question. Question, Jerry.

I just want Springer beads.

This is the best job in the world.