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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,230 --> 00:00:52,690 So why would you want a lesbian if you got me? What's that about? 2 00:00:54,110 --> 00:00:55,470 Boy, do I feel put out. 3 00:00:55,670 --> 00:00:58,010 Okay, so that's what you want to do. 4 00:00:58,330 --> 00:01:01,230 And you're going to tell your boy... You are here, why? To tell your boyfriend 5 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:05,970 that... That I'm doing it. It doesn't matter. He's backstage watching right 6 00:01:06,010 --> 00:01:09,030 and me and Naomi, we're going to get it done. Naomi is the lesbian. 7 00:01:09,850 --> 00:01:13,150 She's my friend. She's your friend. Yeah, we've never done this before. 8 00:01:13,370 --> 00:01:15,510 Oh, this is a great place to start. That's why I need you to come sit with 9 00:01:15,730 --> 00:01:16,730 Yeah. 10 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:20,120 So you're going to ask this photographer to take pictures of you two together. 11 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,320 Yeah. 12 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,640 We're going to do that. 13 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:39,460 I'm so embarrassed. I have an outfit just like that. 14 00:01:40,380 --> 00:01:42,120 I can't believe how much water. 15 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:46,380 Naomi, welcome to our show. Have you ever been with a woman before? No, I've 16 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:49,580 never been with a woman before, but she is like one of my best friends, and I 17 00:01:49,580 --> 00:01:51,660 love her to death, and she's hot. I mean, she's hot, right? 18 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,800 So I'm all over it. We're going to have fun. 19 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:57,560 This is going to make her happy. 20 00:01:57,780 --> 00:01:59,980 This isn't something you wanted to try at home first? 21 00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:03,900 No, because I think it's cool to still have a fight because of her boyfriend, 22 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:07,840 because I don't like how he has her on lock and chain either. Oh, yeah. Well, 23 00:02:07,940 --> 00:02:08,940 maybe she's into that. 24 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,080 Well, that's a different thing. 25 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:13,200 Okay, so what happens now? 26 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:19,580 Well, I actually bought a photographer with me, and we're going to have some 27 00:02:19,580 --> 00:02:20,580 fun. 28 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,280 You are. 29 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:27,820 What's your name? 30 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,560 What's your name? 31 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,720 My name is Nunu. Your name is Nunu? 32 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,380 No. No? 33 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:40,140 Okay, and this must be very hard, what you're doing. It's a little rough, but I 34 00:02:40,140 --> 00:02:42,380 think I'm going to get through it. Good luck to you. 35 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:44,860 All right, what do we do? We just turn on the music? 36 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:49,920 Girls, 37 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:51,140 you ready? 38 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:52,860 Show them what you can do. 39 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:54,220 Give her a kiss. 40 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:56,960 There you go. 41 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:24,880 I want you to go down on her. 42 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:26,260 Go down slowly. 43 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,360 Do it slow. 44 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:29,800 Go down. There you go. 45 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:21,680 I am in so much trouble. 46 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,340 All right, well, let's bring out your sister, huh? Okay, here's your sister, 47 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,360 Monique. 48 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:40,880 Hi, 49 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:44,880 Monique. Welcome to the show. 50 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:48,380 How is your relationship with sisters? 51 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:52,920 How would you describe it? I mean, it was great until she brought me on the 52 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,080 show. I mean, this is the Jerry Springer Show. 53 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,140 I'm here to tell you that I'm sleeping with your man. What about that? 54 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:20,720 That must hurt. 55 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,260 suspect that he was cheating on you? 56 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,620 This is tougher than dancing. 57 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,420 Oh, sure. 58 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,300 So where are you from? No. 59 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:06,280 Okay. So even though whatever, however unhappy you 60 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:10,500 are with how she's been treating you, taking her boyfriend away, did you ever 61 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,940 tell her that you love this guy? 62 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,620 Do you love this guy? Maybe that's fair. I know he's your boyfriend, but do you 63 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:19,540 really love him or is it just another guy that you kind of... She don't love 64 00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:21,150 him. She does not love him. 65 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:22,350 I do love him. 66 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,440 I'm going to be fucking your sister. 67 00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:11,320 You ain't never there. Right, right. You ain't never at home. Okay, but you 68 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:15,040 weren't even mad enough to sit there and tell me. I told you before. I told you. 69 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,400 I said, Monique, you need to spend time with me. You need to spend time with 70 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,160 these kids. You're the one that don't listen. I call you on your cell phone. 71 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,560 don't call me back. You don't do nothing. 72 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:22,960 You don't do nothing. 73 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,200 You don't even talk to me. 74 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,500 Move. Don't cry. 75 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,720 Don't cry. 76 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:28,960 Don't cry. 77 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,480 Is it true that you don't pay any attention to him? She don't pay no 78 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,900 to him. She doesn't give a damn about him. 79 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:52,860 She out whoring and thinks he ought to stay home and keep her kids every day. I 80 00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:54,120 call her cell phone. I leave messages. 81 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,420 She don't ever call back. She hardly ever answer her cell phone, you know. 82 00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:02,180 Okay, like I said, like I said, I'm out all the time trying. I'm the only one in 83 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:06,680 the house paying bills, taking care of everything, taking care of the kids. 84 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,740 And look at her. What, you want some? 85 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:09,980 You want some? 86 00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:47,170 That's exactly what I'm talking about right there. That's exactly what I'm 87 00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:49,110 talking about right there. And you're going to get more than that. I need to 88 00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:55,190 that fixed. All you need to do is just spend time. I make plans with you and 89 00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:56,890 break our plans. Hang out with your friends. 90 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:59,490 You don't want to do shit. You don't want to do nothing. 91 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:01,310 I want it to be a family. 92 00:13:01,770 --> 00:13:03,310 I want it a family. 93 00:13:03,590 --> 00:13:07,810 I want it a family. You want a home. That's what you want. You want a home. 94 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:08,749 That's what you want. 95 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,870 You want a home. That's what you want. 96 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:46,710 All you had to do all 97 00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:50,990 you got to do is come home all you had to do was come home period 98 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:55,120 That's all you have to do. It ain't about the money. I don't give a damn 99 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,520 the money. I don't care how much money you make or how much money you don't 100 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:01,480 make. Okay, so who would pay the bills if I wasn't out working? The bills are 101 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,760 going to be paid. You know that. 102 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,900 They're not going to give us life for free. 103 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,900 They're not going to give us gas for free. 104 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:09,100 We're not going to be able to live in a house for free. 105 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,080 My car's going up for gas for free. 106 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,060 My car's going up for gas for free. 107 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:17,140 If you work 24 hours, then we should be able to have more money than what we 108 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:19,320 have right now. You don't work 24 hours. 109 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:26,160 And we still going to have kids. I do work and you know it. Whatever. 110 00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:29,600 And you know it. You want a hoe, that's all you want. No, I wanted a woman. 111 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:33,260 Because you're not a real man. I wanted a woman and you didn't want to be that 112 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:36,700 woman. I'm more of a man than any man you ever had. You're the one that don't 113 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:37,700 want to be that woman. 114 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:40,060 Okay, you know it. What do you want to say to him? 115 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,240 What do you want to say to him? 116 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:43,700 Sit down. 117 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:49,200 I got to get one of these things with pockets. 118 00:14:53,150 --> 00:14:56,790 Cedric, I love you. You've been there for me, and I know you need a real 119 00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:58,170 and I am going to be the woman. 120 00:14:58,370 --> 00:15:02,030 Do you love me? Yes, I do. I love you too, baby. I want to know if you'll 121 00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:03,030 me. 122 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:04,090 Yes. 123 00:15:49,979 --> 00:15:52,280 What's it going to be? You two going to be together now? 124 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,420 Of course. You don't love her? You don't want to be with her? No. He don't love 125 00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:58,120 that whore. He don't love that bitch. She don't spend no time with me. That's 126 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:01,840 all I wanted is time, period. I wanted time. I wanted to be a family. She 127 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,400 doesn't want that. And I already feel like we're a family. And they're going 128 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,120 be broke together just to let y 'all know. 129 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:08,820 Yeah, you're going to be a whore for the rest of your life. And you're going to 130 00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:10,420 be a whore for the rest of your life. 131 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:15,720 All I can say is that's your sister. Blood, wine, ticket, and anything. 132 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,180 When that brother leave you, you can't go back to her. 133 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,609 this fine gentleman that works for you, but does he get workman's comp? 134 00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:12,970 Jimmy. Jimmy! 135 00:17:13,609 --> 00:17:14,609 Jimmy! 136 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:16,170 Jimmy! Jimmy! 137 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,730 Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy! 138 00:17:18,609 --> 00:17:21,329 Like she says, it's the blood thicker than cum. 139 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:22,550 You know what I'm saying? 140 00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:24,990 Wait a minute. 141 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:26,009 Wait a minute. 142 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:29,670 Where y 'all two broke motherfuckers gonna live back when she kicked y 'all 143 00:17:31,870 --> 00:17:32,870 Hey, 144 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:34,290 hey, hey. 145 00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:39,170 ridiculous. This is trash. I don't want it. Well, I'm going to do what I want to 146 00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:40,170 do. 147 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:44,750 This is what I want to do, whether you agree with it or not. And I've got 148 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:47,570 something to show you and the rest of these people. 149 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,490 And this is what I want to do. 150 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:51,470 I need some help from the audience. 151 00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:58,690 I need some audience. You want to be a slut in front of these people, you do 152 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,350 Why can't she clean offices? 153 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,960 What exactly are you doing? 154 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,000 I'm making chocolate. 155 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,900 You're making chocolate. 156 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,700 See, we're a health show as well. 157 00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:23,330 Yeah. My question is, yeah, my question is, why can't you clean offices? 158 00:20:28,870 --> 00:20:34,050 So what am I interviewing here? So what do you think about world developments in 159 00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:35,050 the Mideast? 160 00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:41,130 So this is, is it worth losing your boyfriend for? If that's what it comes 161 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:43,110 If that's exactly what it comes to. 162 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,270 Well, I'll tell you what. 163 00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:50,170 bring out your daughter -in -law who you don't particularly care for. Her name 164 00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:51,170 is Amy. Here she is. 165 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:53,270 Why are you married to him? Why are you... Is it right what she's saying, 166 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,570 you're sleeping around with all these guys? 167 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:55,830 You know what, Jerry? 168 00:21:55,950 --> 00:22:02,290 What? I may be a whore. I love sex, okay? I support her and her 17 -year 169 00:22:02,290 --> 00:22:04,950 son, my kids, my husband. 170 00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:06,930 You support them? Yes. 171 00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:08,390 How? She doesn't work. 172 00:22:08,670 --> 00:22:10,350 What do you... She's just not a fat ass. 173 00:22:11,610 --> 00:22:14,170 And what... Oh, you get paid? You're like a prostitute? 174 00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:15,930 Yeah, basically. 175 00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:17,930 What? 176 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000 She's a woman of taste. 177 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,360 Okay. 178 00:24:32,780 --> 00:24:34,880 Let us know if you get cold. 179 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:37,540 All right. 180 00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:11,380 Well, let's bring out your husband and your son. Here he is. Chris. 181 00:25:16,540 --> 00:25:18,360 Yes! You need to mind your own business. 182 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,560 No, you need to stop this shit. 183 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:25,300 I'm going to do what I want, and I'm going to continue to make money. Because 184 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:29,560 like having sex. So does she. We both get paid. I pimp her and half of her 185 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,960 friends. I didn't raise you that way. 186 00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:32,340 You missed the spot. 187 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,060 Just remember that. It's my ice cream truck that put everything down the line. 188 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,200 Yeah? Yeah. It's his ass that makes all the money now. 189 00:25:58,540 --> 00:26:01,480 Why don't you go on and get a regular job? Why don't you go get a regular job? 190 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,420 Why should I support you guys? I've done it all along. 191 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,619 How convenient. 192 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:06,500 You know what? We make more money this way. 193 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:07,880 Don't expect me to tidy him out. 194 00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:11,820 You think this is okay? 195 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,160 We have tomorrow. 196 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,200 Why do you think it's okay? 197 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,220 It's not okay. It's wrong. 198 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,300 I'm going to continue doing what I want. I like to have sex. 199 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:21,140 I'm going to continue having sex. 200 00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:27,060 Sex with her. She's going to have sex with my friends. We're going to make a 201 00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:28,060 of money and get rich. 202 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:30,880 Yeah, I don't believe that. 203 00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:33,320 Chris, why did you marry her? 204 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,120 Because I love her. 205 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,860 And you love her enough that she can just sleep around with whoever she 206 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:41,540 Love is eternal. This is an object. 207 00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:46,580 See, they're... It's all one. 208 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:51,140 It's nice to know the philosophical lessons we learn on a show. You can love 209 00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:52,340 somebody and still... 210 00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:58,040 My generation don't do things like that. Well, this is your generation. 211 00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:00,280 Well, that's because now you have any morals. 212 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:05,640 Not the late 20s. It's not late 20s. It's 60s and 70s and 80s. And there was 213 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,680 free love then, too. 214 00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:07,759 That's why you're single. 215 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,760 But you choose a lifestyle. 216 00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:13,800 You choose a lifestyle, a decent lifestyle. You have children. We choose 217 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,120 lifestyle, and we love it. Yeah, you know what? 218 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:17,920 Dancing, okay? 219 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,700 You make a lot of money dancing. But why not make money? 220 00:27:30,410 --> 00:27:33,410 love to somebody and having sex. There's two different things right there. 221 00:27:33,650 --> 00:27:35,350 Well, I'm sorry. I only think it's one. 222 00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:38,890 Most people with marbles, it's one thing. 223 00:27:39,130 --> 00:27:42,050 Chris, you're okay with the idea that your children will grow up and know that 224 00:27:42,050 --> 00:27:45,290 dad is pimping mom out to the neighborhood. 225 00:27:45,950 --> 00:27:49,150 You don't think that hurts your kids? Hopefully by the time my children are 226 00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:51,230 grown up, we'll be a little better financially set. 227 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:54,450 But they're going to see videos of this show. They're going to know. You don't 228 00:27:54,450 --> 00:27:55,890 think you're ruining your kids' lives? 229 00:27:56,190 --> 00:27:58,450 They're just going to have to accept life for what it is. 230 00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,540 This isn't a way of life. 231 00:28:00,860 --> 00:28:01,860 It's not. 232 00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:06,940 Yes, it is. You guys ain't got no money like me. 233 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,900 Nobody got money like me. 234 00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:11,040 You guys can't touch me. 235 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:17,400 Kids are the number one importance in everybody's life. 236 00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:22,480 Yeah, and as long as my kids have a roof over their head, food in their belly, 237 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,840 and clothes on their back, I don't see any way wrong with that. 238 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,700 make enough money to get a regular job than what I can make in one night. You 239 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:37,260 get paid to have sex? 240 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:38,940 Yes. Where do you put the money? 241 00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:43,840 Money goes to the house. In my pocket. In his pocket. Well, not in your pocket. 242 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,320 How much do you get paid? 243 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:53,200 I make between $300 a pop to $400 a pop. 244 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,300 She can keep her clothes on. I think she looks quite good. Just because you have 245 00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:12,000 Santa Claus pants on don't mean you could give gifts all around the 246 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000 neighborhood. 247 00:29:15,780 --> 00:29:18,760 Everybody likes my gifts. That's why they keep coming back. 248 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,340 They keep putting cash in my pocket. 249 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,140 We like having sex, and we're getting paid. 250 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:29,720 I got a friend here. 251 00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:34,600 Hadn't had none in God knows how long. 252 00:29:38,030 --> 00:29:39,030 got 250. 253 00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:48,930 Does that make you feel good? 254 00:29:49,650 --> 00:29:51,930 Does that make you feel good? Because you know what? 255 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:54,350 Nobody in this audience knows me. 256 00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:57,630 First, I just want to say hi to my baby. How you doing? 257 00:29:57,850 --> 00:29:58,950 But, um... 258 00:30:10,730 --> 00:30:11,730 Ooh, a mess. 259 00:30:18,710 --> 00:30:22,970 But what the hell is your customer sucking on? Bottle nipples? 260 00:30:54,830 --> 00:30:55,830 hugged her. 261 00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:07,050 This comment's for Kojak and Cottage Ass. Do you charge her by the pound or 262 00:31:07,050 --> 00:31:08,050 the minimum? 263 00:31:09,310 --> 00:31:11,470 You're just jealous, buddy, because you can't afford it. 264 00:31:12,950 --> 00:31:14,770 Obviously, if you're asking, you can't get none. 265 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:22,210 I see you unbroke the record. You unturned your horn to a housewife, huh? 266 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:32,410 You're the pimp of the two cents whore. 267 00:31:35,050 --> 00:31:36,050 Two cents. 268 00:31:36,150 --> 00:31:38,710 I got your two cents in my pocket right here. Here we go. 269 00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:41,530 Hi. I have $10. How much do I get? 270 00:31:43,390 --> 00:31:44,390 Not a buddy. 271 00:31:44,590 --> 00:31:46,350 How much is that in pounds? 272 00:31:47,590 --> 00:31:48,630 About seven pounds. 273 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,940 What's going to happen? You guys aren't going to give up this lifestyle. 274 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,700 No. Mom, what do you want to say to her? 275 00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:05,040 You got to get out. You're not taking your kids, but you got to get out of my 276 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,660 house. You ain't taking my kids. I'll see that happen in court. 277 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,700 I'm not letting them be raised in this lifestyle. 278 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,960 I refuse to. 279 00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:15,740 There's nothing that you or anybody else can do about it. You ain't working, so 280 00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:18,260 how are you going to support your kids? Why, you think I can't go get a job 281 00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:19,380 tomorrow? Yeah, right. 282 00:32:19,660 --> 00:32:20,780 Yeah, right. I can get a job anywhere. 283 00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:24,320 I'm a general manager. I can get a job anywhere. 284 00:32:25,180 --> 00:32:28,020 No, you're too busy on the Internet with your boyfriends. Yeah, right. 285 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:29,380 Yeah, right. 286 00:32:29,780 --> 00:32:32,200 Every night you're on the Internet with your boyfriends. Okay. 287 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,520 So, are you kicking them out of the house? 288 00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:36,900 Yeah, I want them out. Yes. 289 00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:38,180 They got to get out. 290 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,720 We'll be back. 291 00:32:39,780 --> 00:32:43,480 Okay, and I can't deal with this. This girl is so full of drama, and it's 292 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,200 killing me. I want to tell her that she is mine, and I'm going to fight for her. 293 00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:48,220 She's coming with me. 294 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,240 I'll let... 295 00:32:56,900 --> 00:33:00,280 You can tell her because she's been watching backstage. I guess she knows it 296 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,500 now. Here she is, Summer. 297 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,240 She's almost killed. 298 00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:14,100 All right. 299 00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:23,460 If this is over, any chance you're going back with guys? 300 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:30,820 You know? 301 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,300 Okay. Say what you want to. 302 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:46,200 I can't, I can't, I can't do it. I, you just, you just don't fit. Girl, I love 303 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,480 you. I need orgasms. She don't want you. 304 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:53,460 You cover me way entirely too much. I can't. She gives me my space. When I go, 305 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:57,200 when I want to go with. You were my first girl that I was ever with. Girl, I 306 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,360 can't, I can't do it. I can't, there's no way. 307 00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:01,320 Are you upset about this? 308 00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:02,820 Well, I'm just. 309 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,360 Are you just gay? 310 00:36:05,220 --> 00:36:06,220 Here's Christy. 311 00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:08,140 Do you understand that your parents were watching this? 312 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,200 Yeah. Hi, Jerry. 313 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:14,700 I don't think anybody here in the audience got enough of that one in the 314 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:17,320 row in the center. We'd like to see it one more time. 315 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,170 Let's bring out this other woman. Here's Julie. 316 00:41:34,519 --> 00:41:36,440 So, what's my question? What's the difference? 317 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:41,460 All right. So, how long? 318 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:45,400 I've known her for eight years. Eight months, I mean. Eight months. Yeah. 319 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,560 Time flies when you're having a good time. 320 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,120 So, you've been together eight months. 321 00:41:50,980 --> 00:41:55,140 And what do you want to say to him? 322 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,780 Well, I have a secret sexual fantasy, and that's to be with a woman. And 323 00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,380 I'm going to have sex with a woman in that tub. 324 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:04,000 You had no idea your girlfriend was into this? 325 00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:05,700 No, not at all. 326 00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:13,240 What? Are you upset? What's your reaction to this? Not exactly. I mean, 327 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,240 to be part of this. 328 00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:55,730 No, I can't. Why won't you let him in? No, this is my sexual fantasy, not 329 00:44:56,450 --> 00:44:57,570 Are you a lesbian now? 330 00:44:57,950 --> 00:44:59,750 Well, not unless Jerry joins. 331 00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:01,950 Jerry! 332 00:45:03,070 --> 00:45:04,070 Jerry! 333 00:45:04,930 --> 00:45:06,350 Jerry! Jerry! 334 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:08,750 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 335 00:45:09,330 --> 00:45:10,430 Jerry! Jerry! 336 00:45:10,870 --> 00:45:11,629 Jerry! Jerry! 337 00:45:11,630 --> 00:45:12,630 Jerry! Jerry! 338 00:45:13,010 --> 00:45:15,390 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 339 00:45:15,710 --> 00:45:16,710 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 340 00:45:17,110 --> 00:45:17,388 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 341 00:45:17,390 --> 00:45:18,710 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 342 00:45:18,730 --> 00:45:19,150 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 343 00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:19,150 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 344 00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:19,170 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 345 00:45:19,170 --> 00:45:19,430 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 346 00:45:19,430 --> 00:45:20,430 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 347 00:45:22,510 --> 00:45:23,510 Okay. 348 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:56,600 What's the point? 349 00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:58,700 Okay. 350 00:48:11,850 --> 00:48:14,890 whips and chains to dominate her men. Maya, what is going on? 351 00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:20,350 Well, Jerry, I'm a stripper and I have been for quite a while and I love it. 352 00:48:57,450 --> 00:49:00,230 What was that about? Well, yes, and the point is what? 353 00:49:01,330 --> 00:49:06,370 Well, Jerry, I have this thing that I do, and it's kind of new for me, but I 354 00:49:06,370 --> 00:49:08,770 dominate my men by tickling them. 355 00:49:12,710 --> 00:49:13,930 It's kind of different, yeah. 356 00:49:14,590 --> 00:49:17,250 I just can't get into the whole domination with pain. 357 00:49:18,010 --> 00:49:19,750 I just don't get it. I don't understand. 358 00:49:20,150 --> 00:49:22,750 So, well, you tie men up and tickle them? 359 00:49:22,970 --> 00:49:23,970 Oh, yeah, baby. 360 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,900 And this is a good thing? 361 00:49:33,260 --> 00:49:35,720 Oh, they love it, Jerry. They love it? Oh, my God. 362 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:39,480 Why? Baby, they get to the point where they are just about to pee in their 363 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,860 pants. They're so excited. 364 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,680 It's so orgasmic. I can't imagine how much fun that is. 365 00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:49,620 Oh, yeah, they love it. A few years from now, I'll be doing that involuntarily. 366 00:51:43,370 --> 00:51:45,290 You're going to take this rope, hold it tight with a fist. 367 00:51:45,550 --> 00:51:48,330 You'll keep it taut, not too tight, but you don't want to leave any slack in it. 368 00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:04,080 Here she is, here's Dominique. 369 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:06,040 Reverend Brooks? 370 00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:07,660 Hey, nice to have you with us. 371 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,120 They want to apparently get married here? 372 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,500 Go ahead, Reverend. 373 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,200 Well, 374 00:55:25,220 --> 00:55:28,840 ladies and gentlemen, we're gathered here to join these two ladies in 375 00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:33,340 I'd like to ask you, will you take this woman to be your... 376 00:55:33,819 --> 00:55:34,819 Lawful wedded wife? 377 00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:38,800 Yes. And ma 'am, I'd like to ask you, will you please take this lady to be 378 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,820 lawful wedded wife and live together within the estate of matrimony? 379 00:55:42,140 --> 00:55:42,939 Of course. 380 00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:46,560 Well, if it's of course, then I think it's a go. I'd like to have you place 381 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,200 right hand into my palm. Don't kiss yet. 382 00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:50,340 I can't help it. 383 00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:51,920 Well, 384 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:57,220 by the virtue of your consent, written and spoken, I now pronounce you wife and 385 00:55:57,220 --> 00:55:58,220 wife. 386 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:01,500 We'll be back. 30206

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