All language subtitles for The Jerry Springer Show - S00E09 - Wild & Outrageous - Volume 2

Please meet Bella.

She says sex sells and she'd like to
show us how. Bella, welcome to the show.

Hi, Jerry. Hi. What's going on?

Well, Jerry, I'm a lifelong fan of
yours. I watch your show every day.

I'm here because I'm a dancer. I love my
job. I love the attention guys give me.

I love when I'm on stage and I get
horny. As a matter of fact, I'm horny

now.

See, you have a pole over there. I want
to show you what I can do on that. But

first, I want to go down in Springer
history.

Yeah, you have two girls here and there
making out, one girl on the pole.

Well, today, I brought you a lesbian
threesome.

Please meet Dawn. She says her threesome
started as ecstasy, but ended in

disaster. Dawn, what is going on?

Jerry, I'm here today because I really
love my boyfriend.

Yeah. And he is my number one priority.
I will do anything to please him. So

yeah, we had a threesome, you know, with
one of my friends.

And I mean, it was fine. Yeah, I
wouldn't take it back. But now she's

with him behind my back.

All right, well, I'll let you talk to
her.

Here she is, your friend, Megan.

Is

that

true?

Yeah, I'm sleeping with your man. What
are you going to do about it?

I hate you.

I'm talking. You got your chance to
talk. You know what?

You okay, Steve?

It's a tough job.

Who wants Steve's job?

All right.

She's your friend. Why would you do
that?

She's a backstabbing bitch.

Bitch, I took you in when you got beat
down.

care about him? Hell no.

So it was just sex? Yeah. Just to get
back at her?

Yeah.

See, she's not the butt of fucking
whore.

What do you do? You sleep with the man?

You have sex with the man to get back at
somebody?

That's nothing.

You're being a whore. But now that he
has done that, do you still want to be

with him?

I mean, can you ever trust him?

Yeah, I love him. I mean, if he's just
doing it for fun.

Why?

You love her?

I used to. I used to love her. And what
happened?

You used to love me? She slashed my
tire, Jerry.

She keyed my car. She put sugar in my
gas. I'm driving a Ford Focus.

You know, I go upstairs to go.

I go upstairs to pick her up from work.

And there's this guy. It's in her bed.

That's what you always say. Were we
together? We're not together. When are

together? Do you want us to be together?
You're not cheating on me?

I wasn't cheating on you.

Did you have sex with her?

Yes. You did.

Was that not cheating?

That was cheating, Jerry. That was
cheating.

But do you love her? Do you care about
her? Or was it just... I do care about

her. But she says she doesn't care about
you.

You don't care about me?

No.

I didn't get back at her.

She's a bitch.

She's a whore. Look at y 'all.

Put some clothes on.

What do you have to say for yourself?

I miscarried your baby. You cry to me.
You come to me and cry on my shoulder

when your mom moves away.

I don't understand y 'all. I can't.

Jerry. No, I don't think we understand
you. You're right. You don't. I can't. I

can't get away from you. I can't. You
live upstairs.

I have a one year's lease. I was there
first.

Which means I have to be there longer.

Okay, you want me to move? I'll move.
I'll move.

Okay, so this relationship's over.

Is it?

Apparently so.

Jerry, she doesn't care about me. She
doesn't.

If you care about me. But she's not the
one cheating. You're not cheating on

her. But she's naked on national TV.

I'll go.

This time.

No more cheating. I swear to God, don't
you ever cheat on me again.

Yes, I will. No, you won't. Yes, I will.

This is not how I saw the fantasy.

Okay, wait a second. Here's my question.

She has just said, honestly, she has
just said to you that she intends to

some more. How can you build a
relationship of trust? It's not like

saying, oh, I won't cheat and maybe you
can believe her or not. She's telling

you she's not going to be faithful. So
why do you still want a relationship?

But what I'm... I want this relationship
with her because I love this woman. I

understand, but she... Why do I love
you? She likes the way you dress. What

you do for me? You do everything for me,
and that's why I love you. Do you?

Don't hit each other. Oh, wait. Oh, so
wait. You've been cheating with who?

Bill? Let me... Why were you with me for
so long?

No, she ain't no lesbian. She ain't no
lesbian.

She ain't gonna be a lesbian.

She ain't gonna be a lesbian.

They don't matter. They don't matter.

They don't matter.

They don't matter.

They don't matter. They don't matter.

She's not a lesbian.

Here's my question.

If she slept with a woman, she's
probably a lesbian.

Nope. That's what I am. Nope. Oh, boo y
'all. She's bisexual.

Boo y 'all. Okay, she's bisexual. She
took a one -night stand with you and me,

and I told you that. Oh, it was just one
night.

Nope. And it hasn't happened again.

Nope, not yet.

And it's not.

Nope. She ain't a lesbian. She ain't
going with you. She ain't a lesbian.

Bullshit. She ain't a lesbian.

Are you cheating on her?

I have once. Yes, I have.

I have one time, yes.

How long did it last?

Just that one time.

Anybody we know?

My little brother's girlfriend.

Your brother's girlfriend?

Tony's girlfriend, yeah.

You sick son of a bitch. Here she is,
Reba.

Does he know that you did that? No, he
don't. Well, he's watching backstage.

Here he is. Here's Tony.

It's hard to know which fight to watch.

All right.

Fuck you, Tony.

You couldn't fucking please me.

What am I supposed to do?

Sleep with my brother?

Out of all people, my brother? You've
done it to him, haven't you?

You done it to me?

Did you do it to him?

No, I didn't.

No, I didn't. Yeah, you did.

There was never no proof of that. Yeah,
you did.

There's no wedgie man.

Of all people.

Now, what was my question? What kind of
man are you?

What kind of man are you cheating on
your life? What kind of man are you?

You did it to me. What kind of man is
that?

You did it to me.

But before we get on with the show, I
want to introduce you to the Jerry

Springer Dancer.

She has nothing to do with the show, but
we just want to class the place up a

little bit.

Okay.

All right.

Okay. All right.

Okay.

Did you guys ever get along?

No. As we was little, she always thought
that I got treated better, and she

didn't. She always...

Just any type of friends that I had. She
wanted to sleep with them or take them

away.

She don't like me and I don't like her.

Well, she knows you've been sleeping
with her boyfriend now because she's

watching backstage. Here is Judy.

What? You didn't know what?

You didn't know what?

What the fuck you didn't know?

Yep.

Yep. You've been sleeping with it? Yep.

You're a man.

You did it to me. I did it to you. What
you going to do about it?

You did it to me. What you going to do?

Why would you... What difference does my
question make?

Why is she doing this to me? Is she
telling the truth? No, she is not. You

not slept with any of her boyfriends?

She's crazy.

Well, that could be, but you can't get
on the show unless you are.

No. If you... Is it true, though, that
you slept with some of her boyfriends in

the past? No. You never have?

Huh? Huh?

And for my boyfriend? Okay. Huh? I will.
All my life, you done treated me like

shit. You told me I ain't nothing.

Don't no nigga want me. You know I love
him.

I don't have no ass.

I mean, what?

You don't.

I mean, what?

You can't stand me. We got to get some
air conditioning here so people don't

have to take their clothing off. I love
you. I love you.

around you okay i don't love you where's
he at i don't love you we'll meet him

when we come back stay with us

you

want what i get all right let's bring
him out here's canada

all this shit about?

Huh? What the fuck's all this shit
about?

I don't want to be with you.

I'm tired of your shit.

You know?

I'm tired of playing this cartoon
character stuff with you. You know what

saying? You know what I mean?

You know, ain't nothing funny.

I'm tired of you fighting in front of me
and my kids. I'm tired of your whores

ass. You push up on my friend.

You push up on my family members. Why
have you been with her all this time if

you don't love her? Because I feel sorry
for her sad ass. That shit's too good.

That's good.

That's good right there. You know how to
make me feel. You know how to make me

feel. You're worn out. Your stuff is
done.

You need to put that shit in the bag and
bag it up, girlie.

You need to bag it and ship it out. I'm
going to be with this right here if you

like it or not.

You can have it. That's my booty.

You can have it. That's my booty.

That's my booty, buddy.

You know?

That's my booty. Where's it at? I got
one. That's why I be doing that. You

no sense of that.

Where's the booty? You have no respect
for my kids, my family, my friends,

everything.

You can't do nothing with that, young
buck. Shut up.

You're worse than that, my girl. You're
worse than that. We've been talking here

with Jean. Jean is very upset. She's
been in love with this man for 12 years,

even though he's been in jail most of
the time, or?

10 months.

Oh, only 10 months out of the 12 years.

Oh, okay.

But you even went to visit him all the
time in jail.

Every week. Every week.

And you were there when he got out? He
came to live with you for a while?

And then one day he says, I got to go
out and get a job?

He went to court.

He went to court. And then once he went
to court, he said, I have to get a job

now. I just can't keep laying around
doing nothing.

Right. He said, I have to get a job,
which I'm fine. I can get a job.

And when he got a job, he never came
back.

Did you call him at work?

I didn't know where he worked at first.

And so I asked around.

And people told me they'd been seeing
him at Paula's house.

Oh.

Well I'll let you talk to Paula. Here is
Paula.

I don't care. He's going to be with me.
He's my man.

He is my man.

You crazy bitch.

You crazy.

You psycho.

You're a bitch.

You're a bitch. You're a fucking bitch.

Excuse my story.

Okay. No.

Okay.

All right.

Okay. Steve, watch your hands.

So what's, uh...

If...

If he...

I'll say this. You are

one lucky man.

If he went back to live with Paula,
isn't that a clue that maybe that's

wants to be?

I still want him back.

I know you want him back. You're not
getting him back.

You're not getting him back. He's mine.
He's going to be with me.

Point blank.

Let's meet him. No, let's not meet him.

No.

We're going to take a break. Then we'll
meet him.

Well, all right. I'll let you talk to
your son.

Here's Jason.

What's up,

motherfucker?

What do you think you're doing, man?
What are you going to do that shit for?

For the money. What do you think?

The money's not the damn issue here. The
money ain't the damn issue.

High damn, daddy.

Here we are for the past ten damn
months.

We're going to get ten...

We had a damn trailer.

We had no food.

You like to drink beer, and I like to
drink beer, too.

We had no cigarettes or damn smoke.

Would you feel a little bit bad? I mean,
this is your dad. He's raised you.

You've got to love your own father,
right? Yeah, I do. But, it's like, but,

it's like, pimpin' your mama?

How did it start?

It started out as a joke.

It was a joke. It did, Jerry. Let me
tell you. What was the punchline? Let me

tell you.

We was at, you know, the beer joint,
fooling around.

And it started out as a joke. And I
said, Mama, we was broke, had no

money, no food money or nothing. It
started out as a joke. And, you know,

thing led to another.

And it happened. The first time it was a
blowjob.

$20? Why?

Well, I don't need to see the menu. What
I want to know... You're not going to

quit, Mama, because not only are you
making money where we can make it every

week, but you're also giving me a little
bit of spending money, Mama. And that's

over. How old are you?

I'm 23 years old.

23? 23 years old.

That man right there, we've been working
since he was 17.

Why? What's your problem?

Well, hell, when he was 17, there was
jobs out there.

Hey, Jerry.

Hey, how you been? Hey, Jerry.

And you know that. And we had to go
through the damn trailer park to find a

apple tree to pick apples off of to eat
fucking supper. Yes, we have.

We've eaten apples many a time for
supper. We sure have.

We sure have.

Apple day keeps the doctor away and
ain't no one of us been sick. That's

right. You're telling the damn truth.

But as of now, this is it.

This is why we're here. I'm here to tell
you this is it. So what are you going

to do next time? I'm going to find a
job. No, listen, when the power bill

and life's going to get cut off and
shit. We're going to face it when it

here. We're going to face it when it
gets here. That's exactly what we're

to do. She's not going to be bobbing for
apples anymore. No, I'm not.

You've got it.

You've got it.

I can't do it. Even if she stops?

I will stop.

I promise, if you'll give me another
chance. It'll never, ever happen again.

It'll never happen again. I don't know.
I don't think I can do it. I can't even,

Harley Stein, look at you. I look at you
in a different light.

I sleep in a bed, you sleep in a
recliner. I don't even want to sleep

Yeah, pretty much.

You don't look at me through a different
light, do you?

Well, I'll kick your ass.

I'll kick your ass.

through this lot this lot right here
you're getting a job

please meet star she says

it's time to drop the bomb about her
lesbian affair star what's going on

up jerry i'm a lesbian stripper

But then why do you, but she keeps going
back to this other one, right? She

doesn't want to be with her. She's going
to tell her today.

Okay. That she's made her decision. That
she wants to be with you.

All right. Well, well, I'll let you. So
the one we're going to bring out now,

you're telling her that you're sleeping
with her girlfriend. Yes, I am. All

right. Here's Sharmell.

happens every day.

Did

you

have any idea, Charmelle, did you have
any idea that your girlfriend was

cheating on you?

No, I didn't think she was cheating on
me with this bitch.

Well, she is.

All right,

well, let's bring her out here is Tanya

This bitch my problem.

And she using it against me.

Well, that's what, Taya.

So do you want to be with her, Taya?

Do you want to be with her?

Do you want to be with her?

You did love her at one point, right?
You still love her?

When did it stop?

It stopped when she had the other baby.

But you act like it was okay.

You thought it was okay. But we've been
talking about it. You thought it was

okay. But we've been talking about it.
You thought it was okay. The opportunity

came. Come on now. So you're just going
to turn your back on our kids?

No, I'm not turning my back on the kids.
I'm turning my back on you.

On you.

So what?

So what?

So what?

What do you have? It ain't over, though.
It's not over.

It ain't over.

It ain't over. It's just over. I refuse.

It's over. I refuse.

I refuse.

It's over.

It ain't over.

Where's your? It ain't over.

All day long. All day long. All day
long. I'll take care of you. I'll take

of you, too. You don't work for nothing.

I'll take care of you, too. You go dance
and don't got to spend your money on

nothing. I'll take care of you, too,
baby.

Come on, now, Tanya.

It's even.

It's even, Sharmell.

Damn. It's even, Sharmell. How you going
to do me like that? She tricked me

back. But you act like you was all cool.

But you act like you was all cool? It's
good. I can't help it. But you act like

you was all cool. I can't help it. I
just don't have that type of feelings

you no more.

Could you understand that? No, I can't.

And I'm not going for it. Well, let me
help you.

So let's bring this to an end here.

Is that a final decision? No, she had no
choice, Jerry.

You don't have a choice.

She got to come home and get her shit.

You don't got no choice, baby.

I'm going home with this. You don't got
no choice.

I'm going home with this.

You do love her.

Yeah, I do love her. As much as you
loved her.

I mean, I care if I just don't love her
like that no more, Jerry. She turned me

out, though, Jerry.

You turned her. She don't got no choice.

I don't know what you're looking at, but
we're just here to get us to bring your

beads.

Mary!

Mary!

Mary! Mary!

Mary! Mary! Mary!

Mary! Mary!

Mary! Mary! Mary!

Mary! Mary! Mary! Mary! Mary! Mary!

Mary!

two actually one to the fruit loop in
the blue polo i've drinking plenty

of alcohol in my time but i've never
drinking enough alcohol to look at

guy's hairy ass and find love and

jerry also i want some and you're here
to get your beat i'm here to get some

beads

I'm being.

I think the dancer needs some beads too.

think you have the same hair as me?

No.

Mrs. Jerry!

Mrs. Jerry!

Mrs. Jerry! Mrs.

Jerry! Mrs.

Jerry! Wait a second.

Is that what you were laughing at?

Joe's wig over there on Steve and then
you'll really have a twin.

Who's got a question?

Gary Vee!

Gary Vee! Gary Vee! Gary Vee!

Gary Vee! I got a question for Joe.

Joe, do you own your own trailer or do
you rent?

I was just wondering if I could just go
rub Steve's head.

Okay, okay.

Boy, security's really getting slow.

I want my spring of beads.

Steve, are you gay?

Yeah, but I... Yeah.

Steve is gay!

Steve is gay!

Steve is gay! Steve is gay! Steve is
gay! And I'm moving to Massachusetts.

With Todd.

Who do you think turned him that way?

I'll be back with my final thought.

Okay, welcome to the show. My guests
today say the secrets they're keeping

about to blow up in their faces. Please
meet Jackie. She says her life has too

many lovers in it. Jackie, what's going
on?

Her Jackie, what's going on, huh?

You bitch slut.

What the hell is going on?

I've got issues, I admit.

Thank you very much, everybody.

Appreciate it. Bye.