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Done.
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Yeah, because you had
the easiest job.
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Come on, Chaos.
It's just a hairbrush.
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Relax.
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We just need a little bit of fur.
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Excellent work, Spooky Crew.
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Ugh!
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This should be enough spooky
material to cover the variety
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of optical devices I intend
to introduce into the portal.
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So we can see what's going
on up there?
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And figure out why the rest of the
Spookies don't want to go home.
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Exactly. And this spooky matter
should protect our spying equipment
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when we put it through the portal.
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Good thinking, Xena.
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Look out, Fear Dimension!
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We're coming for ya!
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SPOOKY GRUMBLES
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Bert, can you grab that box, please?
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So many nappies!
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Ew! Gross.
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What's going on?
Is it Peanut Day?
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Looks like it might be.
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Aw, you're going to have a baby
in the house! So exciting.
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Alert, alert!
There's a baby on the way.
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SQUEALS
Oh, man.
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Even FIL cares about babies now!
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We know, FIL. We're on it.
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I see. You are absolutely certain
you're across the arrival
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of a teeny tiny life form,
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about to throw your very existence
into chaos.
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Stop rubbing it in, FIL.
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Now, come on, Spooky Crew.
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Let's go look into the portal.
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Not you, Bert.
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We're on supportive
offspring duties.
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We'll join you for camp, OK?
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Come on, Bertie.
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What's gotten into you
all of a sudden?
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SQUELCHY FARTS
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BERT SNIFFS
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Mm-hm-mm.
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Ba ba!
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GROWLS
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GROANING
Is it happening?
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Uh, looks like today's the day.
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SQUEALS
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Does it hurt?
No.
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It's just a little intense.
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The hospital said to give it some
more time before we head in.
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How long will you be gone?
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Not sure, mate. Babies don't tend
to arrive on schedule.
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Who will take care of us?
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Well, Grandma's trying to change
her flight,
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but hopefully you two should be OK.
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Yeah, we'll be fine.
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Hey, you're about to be
a big brother. Start acting like it.
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You can't leave us here on our own.
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What if a big scary monster
comes and attacks us?
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We can handle big, scary monsters.
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Mama Bear, don't leave us
by ourselves.
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All right, all right.
I'll see who else is around.
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OK?
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It's short notice, but there's got
to be a baby-sitter around.
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PHONE BEEPS, TOILET FLUSHES
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Jon, Baby-sitters R Us
is in business.
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Boo-yah!
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We saved Bowl-a-rama by watching TV
and unlimited fridge access.
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Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
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Woo! Yo, yo!
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So what do we need?
Uh, I don't know.
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Um, crayons.
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Colouring in pencils.
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Finger painting.
What else do kids like?
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Nunchuks? No, not after last time.
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Action figures?
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GASPS
Ooh!
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Ah, da, da, OK. OK, OK.
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We let them look at them,
but no unboxing.
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Obviously. No unboxing.
No unboxing. Gotcha.
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Yeah.
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Shotgun! Oh, God!
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SNIFFS
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Ugh, Bert, did you forget
to flush again?
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Ugh!
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TOILET FLUSHES
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SPOOKY GURGLES
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SPOOKY MOANS
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Ba ba!
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Oh, no, no, no!
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And finally, spooky fur binoculars.
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If this test works, we put
a camera through the portal.
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Now we wait.
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Fire in the hole!
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Drat!
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I was hopeful at least one
of these would survive.
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But alas, the portal destroys
all earthly objects.
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Danger, Backpack Jess.
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The items become infused
with the portal's energy
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once they pass through.
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That's how the portal opened
in the first place.
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Alas, we have failed.
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There is no way for us to see
into the great beyond.
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There must be something
else we can try.
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I guess we're back to the proverbial
drawing board.
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How are we meant to see
inside the portal
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if we can't get a camera through?
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I wonder if Chaos would be amenable
to a more extreme camera...
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Whoa!
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This sucks.
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We should be out there with
the Spooky Crew.
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Huh?
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Mmm...
Huh, picking a winner there, Sis?
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GIGGLES
Booger germs!
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Ugh!
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What are you doing?!
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SCREAMS
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Uh-oh. Her stink tingles.
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Bill, have you been spookied?
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Bill, have you
been spookied?!
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Bill, have you been spookied?
Mum and dad cannot see this.
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Bill, have you been spookied?!
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Hey, Bill.
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You want to race to your room?
HE RETCHES
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I bet I can beat you.
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You wish!
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Ugh!
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DOOR SLAMS
Ha-ha! Beat you.
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You sure did.
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Now that you're in there, maybe
it's time for a little lie down.
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Nuh-uh. Napping's for babies!
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Not even a tiny little nap-nap?
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Just a little bit of quiet time?
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Everything OK, kids?
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Yep. Um, Billie's just helping me
with a...
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LOUD BANG
No nap-nap. No quiet!
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No nap-nap. No quiet.
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..science project.
SCREAMS AND BANGING
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No! About nap-naps.
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OK.
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BANGING AT DOOR
Bert! Hello!
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This is Billie's.
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I know, but peeps keep telling me
that I need to lift my game,
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you know, since Peanut's
coming and all.
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I'm all aboard that big brother
responsibility train.
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Ha. Choo-choo!
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So I'll take this for her...
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Ed, I'm just going to take
a quick bath before we go.
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My back is killing me.
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I'll grab you a fresh towel.
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And I've got this, big guy.
So, um...
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BILLIE SHOUTS
Bert!
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..back to that, uh, science project.
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DOOR SLAMS
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Oof! What's that smell?
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Ba ba!
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SPOOKY GIGGLES
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By the goddess Theia.
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Fascinating.
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After coming back from
the Spooky Dimension,
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it seems the binoculars now render
spooky material invisible.
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Is that good?
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Well, we still don't know why
the Spookies won't go home.
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But while one problem
remains unresolved,
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another one may now have an answer.
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AARRGH!
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Ed!
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ED HUMS
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Have you got the towel?
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Forgot. Right.
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OK, well, get the car packed.
After the bath...
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ED GIGGLES
..it's hospital.
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HE WHINES
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What?
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WHINES NONSENSICALLY
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Bath's already running, Mama Bear.
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You go have a nice long soak.
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Me and Ed can take care
of everything else.
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OK...
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OK, Ed, we need to move.
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I don't wanna!
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I don't wanna go!
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We don't have time for this.
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You're the responsible one.
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I don't wanna!
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Mum needs you!
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Peanut needs you.
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I'm hungry!
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What are you doing here?!
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I told you to stay in your room
and have a nap.
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I got bored!
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I'm bored.
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I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
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Hello?!
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Jane needs our help.
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Your wife!
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I want to watch TV.
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This is my favourite TV show
in the whole world.
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No way!
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Nah.
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TV SWITCHES OFF
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Why are you being so mean?
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That's it, Mr.
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Time out!
ED WHINES AND GRUMBLES
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ED SOBS
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Can't believe that actually worked.
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Baby Spooky!
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So that's what FIL meant!
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Gotcha!
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WET SPLAT
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Oh, sorry, little dude.
Didn't mean to scare you.
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BABY SPOOKY FARTS
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Ugh! That smells worse than
Wednesday after Taco Tuesday.
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Uh-oh.
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The train's leaving the station!
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By the power of Bert speaks,
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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I swear I'm not going to hurt you.
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BABY SPOOKY STRAINS, FARTS
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Don't touch my stuff.
I'm going to dob on you!
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No, no, no! It's my stuff.
I need back up.
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I just need a small sample
of portal plasma.
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Warning! Warning! You are
dangerously close
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to the portal's gravitational field.
PHONE RINGS
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'Sup, Bert? You a big brother yet?
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No, but there's a Spooky!
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Yes, that is what I said.
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You said baby.
Baby Spooky.
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I assumed the "Spooky" part
was obvious, since that is my job.
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Guys, someone needs to bring me
the Spooky Detector.
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You go. I got this.
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Just hold it steady, yeah?
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I got you, Xene.
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May I suggest a heavier anchor?
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This is trickier than
I had imagined.
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DETECTOR BEEPS
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Watch it! You're getting your
fingerprints all over the box!
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I am not.
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Hey! Yo, yo, yo!
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Sporty Spice, what are you...
What are you doing here?
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Yeah, kid, you're not cutting in on
our baby-sitting gig, are you?
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Oh, no. I'm just
here as a supportive friend.
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SCOFFS
Ri-i-ight!
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Uh, I better let you two
unload your toys.
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Action figures!
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OK. Sorry.
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That's OK. Common mistake.
BABY SPOOKY GURGLES
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Kids, man.
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BABY SPOOKY BLAST
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OK. Safe lift.
Safe lift.
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Hang on. Jon.
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No, you've got to...like this.
Legs...
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Squeeze your butt.
I'm squeezing my butt.
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Aargh! I don't think I can get it.
Stop.
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I want raspberry!
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You get what you get,
you don't get upset.
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Aww! Raspberry!
Ed!
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Come on.
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Pew, pew, pew! Finally!
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Pew, pew!
Not you too!
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Ha-ha! You can't reach.
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Come on, man, I need it to catch
the Spooky. Please!
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Na, na, na-na, na!
263
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,760
Move it, kiddo!
Out of the way, kids! Move it!
264
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,360
John, there's three kids.
265
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,600
We should charge quadruple.
266
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,560
World's best baby-sitters
at your service.
267
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,040
Yeah, we've already
patented the name. Totally.
268
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,680
Ah, well, Jon...
GLASS SMASHES
269
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,120
..looks like everything
is under control here. Yeah.
270
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,320
Totes. Should we go out back and see
if they've got any Cheesy Num Noms?
271
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,680
I'm so in for the Cheesy Num Noms.
272
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,200
This is getting out of control.
273
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,520
This Spooky needs to be stopped.
274
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,600
This is easy.
275
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,120
Just a bit closer.
276
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,760
That is not advised.
277
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,800
BABY SPOOKY GURGLES
278
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,200
Ba ba!
279
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,000
This could be the answer.
280
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,800
Ooh!
281
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,440
Ba ba! Ha, ha, ha!
282
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,320
Xena, we've got company.
283
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,480
SQUELCHY FART
284
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,440
No offence, but you really need
a bath.
285
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,920
Woo!
286
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,400
This is bad. Very bad.
287
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,120
Xena? Do you read me, Xena?
288
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,960
Come on, Baby Spooky, dude.
289
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,840
I know you're here somewhere.
290
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,360
Who wants a wheelbarrow ride?
291
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,200
DETECTOR BEEPS
292
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,720
Found you!
293
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,280
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
294
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,520
GIGGLES
295
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,080
You like that?
296
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,960
SPOOKY LAUGHS
Peek a boo!
297
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,800
Peek a boo!
LAUGHTER
298
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,480
Peek a boo!
299
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,120
Hey, where'd you go?!
300
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,800
No! Come back here!
301
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,400
Don't you go over there.
302
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,680
LAUGHTER AND CLATTERS
303
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,600
Yeah! Woohoo!
304
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,800
CHAOTIC SHOUTING AND LAUGHTER
305
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,080
Hey, hey!
306
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,080
Got the Johns, too!
307
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:08,080
You did not. Did too times
a million bazillion!
308
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,480
Maybe.
309
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,400
Waargh!
CRASH
310
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,840
What was that?
311
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,520
Nothing, Mama Bear.
It's OK.
312
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,840
I need to do a wee wee!
313
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,160
Will you wait outside the door?
314
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,400
Teeny bit busy right now, Edster.
315
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,160
Oh, but I'm busting-ah!
316
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:28,720
I'm going to go in my pants-ah!
317
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,320
Shabooley!
318
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,880
I think I know
what this Spooky wants.
319
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,280
Almost there.
320
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,880
Just a little further.
321
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:44,520
Success! Portal juice
extraction comple...AARGH!
322
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,240
Backpack Jess!
323
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,760
I'm being sucked into the portal!
324
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,120
JESS GURGLES
325
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:55,600
You have entered the portal's
gravitational field.
326
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,240
The rope! Backpack Jess!
327
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,520
BABY SPOOKY GRUMBLES
328
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,520
Rargh!
FARTS
329
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,920
Hey! No need for a meltdown.
330
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,920
Gravitational pull approaching
point of no return.
331
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,120
Code red.
332
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,640
Backpack Jess!
What are you doing?
333
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,080
Look what Uncle Bert's got for you.
334
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,600
Is this what you want?
335
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,120
A nice clean nappy?
336
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,920
How bad can this be?
337
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,480
WET SQUELCHES
338
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,240
HE RETCHES
339
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,840
Right.
340
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,440
Nappy time.
341
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,880
GIGGLES
342
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,720
FARTS LOUDLY
343
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,040
Toddler time is over.
Hope this works.
344
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,680
Oh!
345
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,640
Hold on!
346
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,280
Get back down here, Xena!
347
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,120
Keep going!
348
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,000
THEY PANT
349
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,200
That was close.
But we did it, Xene.
350
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:30,040
NO-O-O-O-O-OO!
351
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,160
What on earth happened in here?!
352
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,000
Is this your idea of baby-sitting?
353
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,080
No. No.
354
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,600
It's in mint condition.
355
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,880
It's perfect.
Nothing happened.
356
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,200
Look, I'm not sure about leaving
you with the Johns.
357
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,480
I mean, I knew they were immature...
Don't sweat it, Ed.
358
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,480
Me and Bill will keep it on.
359
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:54,720
I heard a lot of carry on.
Is everything OK?
360
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:58,680
Yep. Everything's all under control,
right, Ed?
361
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,400
Yeah. Under control.
362
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,000
Huh! Ooft!
363
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,800
OK, let's get you to hospital.
Oh, you've changed your tune.
364
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,080
Hmm? Never mind, never mind.
365
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,560
I just need to grab my bag.
366
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,600
From the lounge?
No.
367
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,920
Here it is.
368
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,800
Uh, what happened to you?
369
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,920
We were making something for Peanut.
It was Bert's idea.
370
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,960
Aw, guys, that's lovely.
371
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,800
Oo! Oh, OK.
We should get going.
372
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,800
I'm so sorry, Xena.
373
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,440
I can't believe that you nearly got
sucked into the portal
374
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,200
because of me.
It's not your fault.
375
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,720
You were Spooky infected,
and it was worth it for this.
376
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,920
How's that going to work?
377
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:46,200
Well, if portal energy can be used
to make Spooky items invisible,
378
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,960
then perhaps that energy can be
channelled to make them visible,
379
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,520
even after you're 13.
380
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,120
So, Spooky vision goggles?
381
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,840
That is the hope.
382
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,840
There better be some serious
cleaning going on in there!
383
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,920
Sorry about your toys.
384
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,400
Action figures.
385
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:10,080
You know, there is an upside
to the unpacking, right?
386
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,920
Pew, pew, pew!
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
387
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,640
Pew, pew... That is not how you play
action figures.
388
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,720
It's like this.
389
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,360
Ooh! Wee!
THEY GIGGLE
390
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,240
Wee!
LAUGHTER
391
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,560
What's that?
Nothing.
392
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,480
Hey, Billie.
393
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:06,960
Was it weird having to become a big
sis when he'd never been one before?
394
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,320
A little.
395
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,720
I mean, I never had to look out
for someone smaller than me.
396
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:15,920
It is a bit scary, but it's also
pretty special too.
397
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,760
I wasn't sure I was ready
to become a big bro either,
398
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:23,240
but If I can change a nappy
full of Spooky poo,
399
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,280
I'm pretty sure I'm ready to step up
into big bro territory.
400
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,840
Never doubted it for a second.
401
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,800
Hey, got someone who wants
to meet you.
402
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,400
Wow.
403
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,320
Hey there, Sis.
404
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,760
So beautiful.
405
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,560
Say hello to Bobby Betty Bird.
406
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,360
Isn't that your mum's name?
Betty?
407
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,200
Thank you.
408
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,240
Peek a boo!
Peek a boo.
409
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,320
Peek a boo.
There you are.
410
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,360
Look at you.
You're a natural.
411
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,000
Even been practising
how to change nappies.
412
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,560
How did you learn to do that?
413
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,160
I've got a lot of secret skills,
Mama Bear.
414
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:40,160
And I can't wait to show you
every single one of them, Peanut.
415
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,320
It tastes like an apple.
416
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,280
I see you have other apples...
That's funny. Totally.
417
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:59,720
Should we count them all?
Sure. Sounds fun.
418
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,960
OK. Let's go.
How many...
419
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,720
FIL's log, 1900 hours.
420
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,880
Baby Peanut arrived days ago,
421
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,720
and no portal activity
has been detected since.
422
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,320
At all. Ever.
423
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,040
Nor has anyone bothered
to check in on me.
424
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,480
Sigh.
425
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,520
of code...
426
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,480
CRASHES
427
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:49,080
GENTLE LULLABY PLAYS
428
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,560
QUIET SNORING
429
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,480
LOW GROWL
430
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,920
LULLABY MELODY DISTORTS
431
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,520
MUSIC STOPS
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