All language subtitles for Shakespeare and Hathaway PI S05E02 The Heavenly Harnessd Team

I left my house keys in the office.

It'll only be a minute, sweetheart.

Then we can continue the party.

Hello?

Hello?

Where am I?

Oi! Oi!

Oi!

Oi!

Did anyone come through here?

I don't suppose you know the names of
any good private investigators.

Come on, Frank. I thought this was
supposed to be a fresh start for us.

you're the one who broke the first rule
of our partnership.

Whoever has the last bitty has to go out
and get a new... I didn't have it! I

told you I don't even like chocolate
-bought ones. I'm more of a custard

girl. Well, maybe you've changed.

You certainly haven't. You're still the
same pighead!

Your two o 'clock is here.

Something like that.

Great roleplay. Yes. Yes. Hello.

Hi.

Earl Grey.

Cheers.

No biscuits, though, I'm afraid.

So, Mr Young.

Rick, please.

Rick, you're running the family
business?

Young Fasteners. I took over from my
father a year ago. We're the number one

manufacturer of clothing fasteners in
the UK.

So you could say you've got the market
sawn up.

Actually, under my leadership, we have
designed a brand new zip that's going to

complete the revolutionised flies.

I have a dream that one day, whenever
people use the toilet,

they will think about me. Us.

Me.

It's impressive.

It is. We've landed a major deal with an
international clothing manufacturer.

But I've heard rumours...

that our main rival has been sniffing
around.

And last night, somebody tried to get
access to my computer files.

Right. And you think they were trying to
get information on the deal?

Clearly, they're trying to access a copy
of the contract before we sign it on

Monday. And you think the intruder's
working for your competitors?

Not exactly.

They've got a key and they had the alarm
code and plus they knew how to escape

out the side door. I have been betrayed
by one of my own and...

I know who it is.

My head of design, Jack the Boy.

Lately, he's been taking extra long
breaks off -site. He could be talking to

anyone. Plus, you know, he's French.

You don't think it could be anyone else?

No, my senior team would never betray
me.

I have recently installed some extra
security measures during this contra

-negotiation.

I've got him on camera.

See?

I'd recognise those shifty shoulders
anywhere.

Even with enhancement, there's no way
you're going to prove that that is him.

Which is why I've come to you. I may be
a guiding light in the fattening

industry, but corporate espionage?

I need a bit of help.

I've booked her a team -building
experience this weekend, and I would

to join her.

Team -building?

I've negotiated a great deal.

Jax will be there. This is his last
chance to steal the contract, and it's

perfect place for you two to set a trap.

Get him in the end.

You want to hire us for the weekend? The
whole weekend?

I have a sizable budget.

Money's no object.

We'll do it.

Scooter Orlando from Premier Pepal.

Premier Pepal. Premier Pet Pal. Anyway,
I just love animals.

Yeah, like I have an adorable miniature
gash in this one.

Gash? Gash?

Gash?

I look ridiculous.

What do you think you're doing,
Sebastian Plano October?

Oh, stop it.

He's put a lot of work into this. I
think I look great.

Anyway, we said, didn't we, we'd let him
play a larger role in investigations,

remember?

And if anyone should be upset, it should
be me.

You could have checked with me before
you accepted working the entire weekend.

How are you so bothered about?

It might be an idiot, but he paid us up
front for the whole two days. What if I

had plans? What, like watching reality
TV or going shoe shopping?

At home.

Oh, look.

The team building experts.

Looks like this weekend could be just
what we need.

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

Hi.

Hello. I'm Ron Shepard, owner of Arden
Escapes. I can't wait to facilitate the

optimum harmonization of your team.

Woo -hoo.

We are so amped for this, Roz.

What's up, everyone?

Scooter Orlando, programmer and CEO of
Premier Pet

Pals.

the app that finds dog owners playdates
for their pets.

These are my guys.

This is Jessie. She is the bomb at comms
and marketing. And Bob is... An intern.

An intern. And he makes a mean haute
cortado.

Dad used to drive one of them.

I'm Rick Young, CEO, obviously, of
Young's Fastenings.

Hey. Sorry.

I'm Alina Oliver,

She's just my secretary.

But this man mounting for here started
out as my father's apprentice, if you

believe it, and now he is the head of
manufacturing.

Sylvester Forrester.

Sly, would you like to meet him on a
dark night?

And this is Jack the Boy.

Quoi?

Marie.

I'm Jacques.

I design fastenings.

I've always been fascinated by the
mechanics of them.

Buckles.

Pilots.

Clasps.

Studs.

Riveting.

I wish I could listen to him recite the
whole phone book in that accent and be

happy. In my personal favourite.

Thank you so much, Jack.

I really get a sense of your...

passion for your work.

So, voyagers, let's start our journey
towards group cohesion.

Welcome to Arden Escape, everyone.

It's beautiful.

So peaceful.

The entire place is off -grid, powered
by that generator.

Does that mean there's no phone signal?

I'm going for charmingly rustic, not
stonage. The generator also powers our

mobile moth.

No way! That's weird!

This is dope!

I used to, like, commute to work on one
of those things. Yeah.

And tug -of -war, eh? Me and Sly are
going to wipe the floor with everybody.

We aim to break down any pre -existing
negative energy and foster positive team

morale. The studies have shown the best
way to achieve that is through fun

physical activities.

Shall we?

Fun physical activities? There is no way
I'm going to segue their death traps.

Maybe you should have thought of that
before you took the job without

me.

This is the communal area. Tea and
coffee is available at all times, and

cabins are just outside.

Oh, well, I'd better get changed. I
don't want to damage the old custom

Mr Young, remember what the doctor said
about your angina. You mustn't overexert

yourself. Stop fussing, woman.

I've actually got the heart of an ox.

I can handle all types of exertion.

You're in cabin number four, first on
the right.

Cabin number four, you say?

Well, I'd better take my work bag and
laptop and put it in that cabin.

Because this weekend is all about fun
with my team.

Huh? Not life -changing contracts.

We need to get those cameras in as soon
as possible.

Yeah, like, I've got a miniature Dax,
uh, Dax Wiener dog, Morgo. She loves

using Premiere Pet Pals to hang with her
friends.

So, how does it work, exactly?

Uh, well, it's like Tinder, but for
dogs.

Bob, can I check something with you,
bro?

Yeah. Did you get the cameras in okay?
Yes.

So, Ross, how long... When have you had
this place?

I welcomed my first voyagers last year.
I actually built a lot of this place

myself. Really?

It's amazing what you can learn on the
internet.

Ron, will we be stargazing this weekend?

Hopefully later.

My voyagers find it particularly
inspiring.

My dad was an amateur astronomer. We
used to come here all the time when I

girl. There's no light pollution, you
see.

And when I decided to start Arden
Escape, I just knew I had to choose this

Oh, that's lovely.

Yeah. You know, I'm a big fan of Starth.

I'm a, er, Scorpio, in case you couldn't
guess.

Er, Jessie.

Well? Jessie.

Jessie! It's me.

Oh, my God. That man is unbelievable.

Well, you might not have to put up with
him for much longer.

Jacques took the bait. The motion
detector has been triggered.

We've got to pay for the whole weekend.

We might be home by lunchtime.

You are welcome.

So, you're the mole.

What? Don't be ridiculous.

I mean, look at her. This card can
scream out espionage to you.

She triggered the camera. Yeah, and we
just caught her going through your work

file. Young, what's going on?

They're working for me undercover. Keep
up.

And Alina here, she's been working for
me for years, ever since I started up my

first company.

We sold steam cleaners.

Premium steamboats, domestic appliances.

I'm more of a big picture thinker. Alina
here, she takes care of all the boring

stuff. Boring stuff?

Aye. I work out the budgets, manage the
workflow and make sure the paperwork is

in order.

See? She's just doing her job.

Now these two have got to go along and
set everything back up again because

you've ruined the trap.

Come on.

Wow.

It feels like Alina's literally running
the company for him.

You don't suppose you wanted to make a
bit of extra cash on the side, do you?

You think she is the mole?

Well, that handbag is a designer.
There's no way she could afford that on

assistance wage.

except she's got access to the company
files on Rick's laptop whenever she

wants. She wouldn't need to break in.

Look, we need to focus on Jacques.

Do what we were hired to do.

Okay. When colleagues have to work
together towards a common goal, it

strengthens their unifying bond. So
we'll be playing Young's Fastening

Premier Pet Pal.

Last one standing wins.

Bring it on.

Sorry, Scooter, but I think you'll find
we're a very effective team.

Well, most of us.

Hey, it's just a bit of fun, bro.

Yes,

hello, yes.

I was expecting your call.

I will get the information over to you
at 2 o 'clock tomorrow.

Thank you, thank you.

I feel violent.

Oh, me too.

I'm more of a lover than a fighter.

Shall I? Yeah.

Shall we just... Shall we just hide
here?

Wait for them to finish playing soldier.

Oh, yeah.

I'm being chased by the Terminator.

Absolutely.

some snacks. I usually do on a stakeout.

Oh, that's sweet.

I meant to say, actually, I really loved
your handbag.

Yeah, I've always wanted one of those,
but they're a bit expensive.

I don't have anything else to spend my
money on, and I have a really good

for a secretary.

Okay.

Yeah, well, from what I see, you deserve
it. I do.

Yeah.

I'm... Done a lot more to help Mr Young
than just paperwork over the years.

Oh, really?

I knew it!

I knew you wouldn't have the bottle to
do what needs to be done. Oh, I'm sorry.

Don't shoot.

Don't shoot.

I'll happily surrender.

What's my motto?

Now. Now my flag, my soul, is in the
sky.

Tom.

Lose thy light.

Moon. Take thy place.

Now.

Die.

Die.

Die.

I thought you were American.

nationality, Roe.

What is that?

They don't need it.

Fly over!

So petty.

Be petty?

You're the one who keeps accusing me of
eating the last biscuit. That's because

you did.

And you broke my favourite mug.

I did not. But I wish I had, because it
was hideous.

We need to be a team.

Clearly we need to go back to basic.

Now. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
darling.

Allow me.

Thank you.

Now, this exercise solidifies trust.

You fall backwards into the waiting arms
of your colleagues who catch you.

Maybe your team should see how it's
done. That is, if you're comfortable

first, Rick.

Of course I am, sweetheart.

Sly? Jack?

Look and learn.

Ready?

Ready?

Okay.

Alright, here I...

The rail must have been live as soon as
he touched it.

Well, it's no use.

I've got no signal.

The shock shortage, the lights and the
music must have affected the phone mask

too. I'll take a look.

Scooter, with me.

I don't think I'll be much help, but
sure.

Lead on, Macduff.

This was me, wasn't it?

Stupid DIY wiring.

Oh, we don't know that for sure.

I was so determined to make this place a
success, I ploughed all my inheritance

into it.

I've accidentally killed someone.

Let us wait and see what the authorities
say.

How? We can't get through to them.

Fly good with his hands. He'll have the
full mast fixed very soon.

Jessie! Jessie!

This wearing has been deliberately
tampered with.

It wasn't an accident.

It was murder.

Any luck? I mean, we really do need to
call the police.

The power surge has completely fried the
generator and anything electrical.

Even the phone mask.

I am shook, you guys. It gets worse. The
minibus was, like, on

charge, too, so that's fried as well.

It's going to take a few hours to get
everything up and running.

Great, so we are in the middle of
nowhere, with no power and nowhere to

anyone.

No,

Frank, you can't just leave.

Someone needs to find a village and
contact the police. We've been paid,

just cut our losses. So you'd be all
right, would you, if Keela was to swoop

solve the murder and take all the glory?

Come on, Frank.

These people will open up to us.

We could...

We can work this out.

Forget about our stupid argument.

This is much more serious. Someone in
there is a murderer.

And a thief.

With the phone alerts down, I went to
check on Rick's laptop.

It's gone.

The mole.

Right, and the mole is probably also the
killer, so we're halfway there already.

Right. It would be nice to see the look
on Keeler's face when he finds out we've

solved it already.

Right.

Okay, so we'll stay here and work the
case. And Seb can go and find help.

I'm sorry, Seb can go where?

Well, you need to find the nearest
village. It's a couple of miles east.

East.

Through a forest?

Who'd you take me for? Errol Flynn?

The definitive Robin Hood?

I'm surrounded by Philistine.

Oh, they're not Philistine.

The trees.

Come on, get a wriggle on.

Yeah, go on. You could, like, totally
take a second and, like, commute, dude.

What was that?

I thought it was American.

Wasn't, was it?

It's boring.

Be brave, Seb.

Hey!

Hi!

My money's on the boring Frenchman.

I heard him talking on the phone to
someone before about l 'information.

What if he thought Rick was on to him
and panicked?

But you know that's sly.

He needs to work on his anger issues.

Get this.

Just before the trust fall, he stepped
to the side.

He had no intention of catching Rick.
Maybe that was because he knew what was

going to happen.

Well, look, with sly fixing the
generator... His room will be empty,

so I'll go and check on him, yeah? I'll
go and see what I can get out of Jack.

What are you doing in my room?

I would have gone for a nickel four
-part stud.

Much stronger for repeated outdoor wear.

Sorry.

I needed some space and I cannot help
myself.

Well, you certainly know your stuff.

Although it... It seems like Rick didn't
appreciate your expertise.

Most people do not.

I get it.

School, it can be a nightmare.

Sometimes I just want to, you know.

No.

Rick was a good boss and a good man.

He got on well.

It's funny, because Rick invited us here
to keep an eye on you.

Look, I'm not an intern from a dog app.
I'm a proud investigator.

Rick thought you were working for his
competitors, trying to steal information

on the zip contract.

That is ridicule.

Yeah, but is it, though?

I heard you on the phone earlier.

It sounded like you were up to
something.

Well, I do have a secret, yes.

But it's not espionage.

It's certainly not murder.

a museum of precepts in Slough.

And they have asked me to help curate
the exhibition.

Wow, that sounds thrilling.

So that's what all the lunchtime
meetings were about?

I couldn't say anything to Rick.

He would not have let me do it.

Look, I lied before.

Rick was not a good man or boss.

He was vindictive.

Especially when it came to being there.

Jax!

I've been looking everywhere for you.
Where have you been?

Just a late lunch.

How can I help?

Well, I wanted to thank you. Your new
zip design is a real game changer. So

we're fast -tracking production.

That is great news.

It is, it is, it is, it is. So I'm going
to close down the factory, move

production overseas.

It's going to save us a fortune.

And...

Thanks to you.

People think I'm strange.

I know this.

But to me, a well -made zip or clasp is
the perfect marriage of design

and functionality.

The old Mr. Young, he shared my passion.

That is why we got on so well.

But Rick, he did not care about
tradition or craftsmanship.

All he cared about was profit.

He would have had us make inferior, mass
-produced rubbish.

Did Sly know about the factory closure?

But of course.

He's head of manufacturing.

I've seen Sly. I thought he might need
this, but he's not on the generator.

He's probably gone back to his room for
something.

Wait.

His room?

What are you doing, Frank?

Saving you. What?

Oh, Frank, that's really sweet. What
were you going to do with that?

Fly was just showing me pictures of his
little daughters.

They're six and three.

Yeah, and he's got another one due next
week.

Oh, they're my world.

I was just explaining to Lou. That's why
I've been a bit stressed.

I'm terrified the message is going to go
into Labour early.

You? Oh, yeah.

Had to come clean, tell him who we
really were, cos he caught me going

his smalls.

So your bad mood wasn't because Rick was
closing the factory down?

Well, that too.

Do you know how many good people he's
putting out at work? Including you? No.

No, no, no, no. He had a worse
punishment in store for me.

You want me to tell the staff about the
closure, but I've known those guys most

of my life.

Exactly. You know them best.

Besides.

I'm more of a big business strategist. I
don't concern myself with the minor

details. Minor details?

Careful. It's going to be pretty hard to
justify the head of manufacturing when

that manufacturing is in China.

I'm not really looking for a team
player.

Someone I can rely on to carry out what
needs to get done.

How's the family, Sly?

Seem to be fine, I understand.

What exciting time for you and the wife.

I'll speak to the guys on Monday.

Deathly spirit.

He knew I couldn't afford to lose my
job.

He had you over a barrel.

He's dead, now you're free.

You think I killed him?

If I really wanted to create a lethal
shot, I would have done it properly.

And I wouldn't have blown the phone
mast.

My wife goes into labour.

How's she going to get hold of me?

I've wasted too much time already.

I need to get back to the generator.

Oh.

Looks like Rick was more than just an
idiot.

Everyone seemed to hate him. Some of
them with good reason.

It doesn't help our investigation.

Yeah, maybe we've reached the end of the
line, eh?

But Sebastian must have got a signal on
his phone by now. Keeler should be here

any minute, right?

The phone.

Of course.

Which one's east?

Um...

What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is

the sun.

Just call me Errol.

Frank, is this really necessary?

What? Well, you're interfering with a
dead man.

Well, not the first time. Won't be the
last.

You said to yourself, Keela will be here
any minute.

I'm not letting that smug idiot solve
this.

We need to find out what else Rick was
hiding.

Oh. Got it.

The case must have stopped at getting
fried.

Do you reckon the face ID might work?

Frank, you are not opening a phone with
a dead man's face. Let's just ask Alina

for the pin code. She seems to know
everything else.

Yes, she does, doesn't she?

I think the intruder deliberately moved
the framed forecourt to obscure

themselves from view.

They knew where the camera was.

Didn't you, Elena?

It's not what you think.

It wasn't corporate espionage.

It was corporate manslaughter.

There was an incident when I worked for
Mr Young's old company.

A steam mop blew up and a customer ended
up dying of their injuries.

Mr Young knew they were potentially
dangerous, but he sold them anyway.

And then his family organised top
lawyers and he shredded all his

deleted all his files.

I bet he appeared you were pretty penny
to keep quiet too, eh?

He's been killing me ever since.

You have to understand, I couldn't go
against Mr Young's orders.

I was too scared.

So what changed?

Well, I was contacted by a journalist
who was looking for information about

the accident.

I just had to get them hard evidence.

So I brought them by software that
reinstated deleted files.

I knew... He was at the industry awards
dinner. I thought I had time.

And now he's dead, you can get the files
at your leisure.

No. No, I was trying to remove the
software before anyone found it.

I wanted justice.

But not like this.

Have you got the details of this
journalist that contacted you?

I'm going to make it.

And I... I need to tell you some things.

I have to face what's coming with a
clear conscience.

I'm the one who always needs to laugh
this kid. I only plant the empty packets

on Lou's desk because I don't want to
have to buy the next lot.

And... Thank you.

I broke your favourite mug.

On purpose.

That had to be done. It was an affront
to good taste. And Lou... Dear Lou, I

lied when I said that purple jumpsuit
suited you.

You look like a human quality stream.

And... There's more.

Something isn't right about this
journalist. They're too pushy, too

It's like it's personal to them.

Well, maybe they're not press at all.

Maybe they're a relative of the victim.

Yeah. What if they just followed Rick
here to kill me? Maybe they're still

hiding somewhere on site.

Sebastian?

It was terrifying.

I came this close to death.

I could have given in to starvation. No.
Or to the element.

I could have been eaten.

Really? What by?

A budger?

You've only gone an hour and a half.

Poor Sebastian.

I don't suppose you fancy trying again,
do you?

No, it's fine. It's fine.

Yeah, we'll just stay here and wait for
Sly to fix the generator.

It won't take much longer, will it?

Oh, no, the key isn't going to be here
any time soon.

We've got to solve this one ourselves.

So you think this person who was
contacting Alina is our murderer?

Look at the last message.

I'm taking matters into my own hands.
They do sound like the words of a would

-be killer.

If only we had more than a stupid
username to go on.

1610 Ganymede.

Ganymede? Ganymede, yes. It's Jupiter's
largest moon.

Is it?

I once played Galileo in a very well
-received community production about the

Medici family.

You're private investigators.

And you're at 1610 Ganymede, aren't you?

Named after a famous astronomer's
discovery.

Your dad must have taught you all about
Galileo, right?

You never mentioned how he died, but
we're guessing he was the customer

by Rick's faulty product.

Is that why you electrocuted him?

No, I don't know what you're talking
about.

I understand.

My mum died a couple of years ago and
it's... Well, you never really get over

it, do you?

And it's obvious that you really did
love him very much.

I mean, you built this whole centre in
his favourite place.

And it must have been so frustrating
when Rick wriggled out of all the

Is that why you contacted Alina?

Yeah, but then she let you down.

She failed to produce the evidence,
didn't she, that you needed?

You must have felt like the only person
you could rely on was yourself.

So you engineered a way for Rick to come
to you, am I right?

I reached out.

I gave him a great deal on a weekend.

I just wanted to confront him.

To have him admit what he did to Dad.
And to say sorry.

But Rick wasn't the kind of person to
take responsibility for his actions.

No.

You know you remind me a lot of myself,
right?

I'm not afraid to put myself out there.

Show the team that I can be hands -on.

It is important to lead by example.

I understand you used to run your own
company before taking over the family

business. It was world -stage steam
products, wasn't it?

I wouldn't have done that at work.

Well, actually... We could have been
huge, Ruth.

Number one provider of steam -based
cleaning devices in the world.

But we had to fold because of some...

Idiot customer.

Sorry, what?

Yeah, they hurt themselves on one of our
products. Clearly they were using it

incorrectly, but we got the blame.

Total witch hunt.

Luckily, the law saw it then.

But it ended up costing us the company.

You know, sometimes, Ros, there really
is no justice in the world.

Lads, let's talk tactics.

You all right?

There is no justice.

He actually thought he was the victim.

So you decided to punish him yourself?

I rewired the PA system during your
paintball match.

It was meant to be a small shock.

Non -lethal for other people, but not
for Rick with his angina.

I wanted it to look like he had a heart
attack.

Clearly, I got the wiring wrong.

Ironic, really.

Now I'll be the one charged with
manslaughter.

This wasn't a workplace accident.

You're looking at a murder charge, Ross.

Can I just fix the generator?

Oh!

Run! Move!

Yes. Where to?

Come with me.

What's going to happen to the business
now?

Old Mr Young is too upset to come out of
retirement.

So he's asked Alina to step up.

Turns out he knew she was the one with
the real brains behind the operation.

I'm keeping production in the UK.

And the Youngs are going to sponsor
Jacques' press start exhibition.

I'm sure I can get you and Frank some
free tickets when it opens.

I don't regret it, you know.

Save it for the formal statement, Mrs
Shepherd.

I want her processed and ready for an
interview as soon as we get back. Yes,

sir.

What's this I hear about you on the back
of a Segway, Frank? I would have loved

to have seen that.

Except that would have meant you being
here actually doing your job instead of

leaving us to do it again.

I think I preferred it when you guys
were working separately.

It was a lot less hassle for me.

Um, how did you know what Lou had in
mind before with the tug -of -war road?

Oh, you might get on my nerves most of
the time, but when it matters, we've got

each other's back.

Aww. Yeah, well, I think we decided that
it was a waste of time blaming each

other for petty grievances in the
office.

Hmm.

We should be blaming you.

Yeah,

as soon as I got my phone signal back,
an interesting video came through.

I can explain.

I wore that jumpsuit to my cousin's
wedding. Well...

Do you think we should go after him?

No, he'll reach the nearest village
eventually.

Unless, of course, he gets eaten by a
badger.