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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,772 [ SOUNDS OF DIGGING ] 3 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:07,475 [ GRUNTING ] 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:12,346 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 6 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,415 [ THUNDER CRACKLING ] 7 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:18,152 >> COME ON, MAN. 8 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:20,121 HURRY UP. 9 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:22,490 >> IF YOU IN SUCH A HURRY, 10 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:24,492 YOU COULD HELP. 11 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:28,329 [ THUNDER RUMBLING ] 12 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:29,530 DON'T TELL ME, 13 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,365 YOU SCARED OF THAT THING. 14 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,032 >> YOU HEARD THE STORIES, 15 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,467 YOU KNOW THE LEGENDS. 16 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:36,003 >> MAN, THAT'S ALL THEY IS-- 17 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:38,106 STORIES. 18 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:38,572 >> AREN'T WE DIGGIN' 19 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:39,940 BASED ON STORIES? 20 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,975 >> YEAH, BUT STORIES OF GOLD 21 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,444 AND FAMILY HEIRLOOMS IS MUCH 22 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,979 MORE BELIEVABLE OVER MONSTERS 23 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,349 AND LIVING SCARECROWS. 24 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:53,321 [ MUSIC ] 25 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,724 [ THUNDER RUMBLING ] 26 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,227 MAN, GET OFF ME. 27 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,866 [ LAUGHING ] 28 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,270 MAN, LEAVE OFF THAT THING. 29 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:11,672 COME AND HELP ME. 30 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:28,289 [ MUSIC ] 31 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,929 [ SNARLING ] 32 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,498 [ GAGGING ] 33 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:39,300 WHAT WAS THAT, OL' JEFFERS? 34 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,635 YOU GONNA FINALLY HELP? 35 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:46,407 YOU, SIR, 36 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:47,608 ARE STARTIN' TO ANNOY-- 37 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,310 [ SNARLING ] 38 00:01:50,478 --> 00:02:05,359 [ MUSIC ] 39 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:25,479 [ MUSIC ] 40 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:29,049 [ GROWLING ] 41 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:45,433 [ MUSIC ] 42 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:15,463 [ MUSIC ] 43 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:45,593 [ MUSIC ] 44 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,812 [ SNARLING ] 45 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:20,661 [ ROCK MUSIC ] 46 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:50,524 [ ROCK MUSIC ] 47 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:20,588 [ ROCK MUSIC ] 48 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:39,407 [ ROCK MUSIC ] 49 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:42,643 >> JESUS CHRIST, WHAT A DUMP. 50 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:45,078 AND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 51 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,781 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG. 52 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,650 I'VE MISSED THIS PLACE. 53 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,184 GOOD BURGERS. 54 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,119 >> UGH. 55 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,554 >> HEY, IT HAS CHARACTER. 56 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:54,822 I LIKE IT. 57 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,256 >> YOU WOULD. 58 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:56,890 >> YOU'RE TOO SPOILED 59 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,726 BY CITY LIFE, JAN. 60 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,694 >> IT'S JANELLE. 61 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,697 >> JAN, JANELLE, WHATEVER. 62 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:04,231 >> YOU WANTED TO 63 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:06,333 BRING HER ALONG. 64 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,268 >> SO, YOUR FRIEND, 65 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,770 OR COUSIN, WORKS HERE? 66 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,138 >> YEAH. 67 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,806 >> AND THIS GUY, RALPH, 68 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,007 HE KNOWS WHERE WE'RE GOING? 69 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,476 YOU'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE, RIGHT? 70 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:16,043 >> YES. 71 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:16,577 >> SHIT, ARE YOU WRITING 72 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:17,778 A BOOK ON THIS TRIP? 73 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:18,846 >> HEY, MAYBE. 74 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:19,713 WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID THE WORLD'S 75 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,114 GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT YOU? 76 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:21,882 >> WHAT? 77 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:22,450 [ CHUCKLING ] 78 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,451 NO. 79 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,185 YOU'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING. 80 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:26,454 >> RUNS IN THE FAMILY. 81 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:28,288 LET'S GO. 82 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:29,923 [ CHUCKLING ] 83 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:32,760 >> MY MOM AND HER MOM 84 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,561 THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA 85 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:34,662 TO BRING HER. 86 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:35,696 LIKE SHE MIGHT 87 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:38,065 LOOSEN UP OR SOMETHING. 88 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,066 >> I DUNNO. 89 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,300 IT'S A PRETTY LONG STICK 90 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,268 UP HER ASS. 91 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:42,903 [ LAUGHING ] 92 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,939 >> EXCUSE ME, YOUNG 'UNS? 93 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,541 YOU KIDS, 94 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,977 YOU AIN'T FROM AROUND HERE! 95 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:52,012 >> WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? 96 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,381 >> GOIN' UP IN THE HILLS? 97 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:55,716 CAMPIN' ARE YA? 98 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:56,650 >> YES, SIR. 99 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:59,252 IT'S BEEN A WHILE, BUT, UM-- 100 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,020 I THINK WE'RE GONNA 101 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:00,954 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 102 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,389 >> BOOZE AND ROCK N' ROLL, 103 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:03,491 I EXPECT! 104 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:03,957 >> IT'S JUST GONNA BE 105 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,759 SOME HARMLESS FUN, MISTER. 106 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,227 >> HARMLESS? 107 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:08,729 HA! 108 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:12,533 OKAY, YOU KIDS GO HAVE SOME FUN. 109 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:15,335 WHY, I REMEMBER SOME 110 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,370 ADVENTURES UP THERE. 111 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:19,106 [ CHUCKLING ] 112 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,875 HAD MYSELF SOME LADIES UP THERE, 113 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:24,244 IF'N YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 114 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,314 TO BE YOUNG AGAIN! 115 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,917 HA HA! 116 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,051 >> AH... 117 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,520 THAT'S A CRAZY OLD COOT. 118 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,253 [ LAUGHING ] 119 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:35,088 >> SURE IS. 120 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:38,959 >> RALPH! 121 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:39,693 >> HEY MAN, COOL! 122 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:40,561 YOU'RE HERE. 123 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,162 >> HEY, IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 124 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,263 >> SURE HAS, MAN. 125 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:44,431 WOW, FAR OUT. 126 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:45,833 >> YEAH, HEY, UH-- YOU REMEMBER, 127 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:46,900 UH, JANELLE AND CLAIRE? 128 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,035 >> YEAH, YEAH. 129 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:48,536 >> AND THIS IS 130 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:49,770 MY COUSIN JOSEPHINE 131 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:52,372 I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 132 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:54,041 >> UH... 133 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,175 HI, I'M RALPH. 134 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,544 >> JUST JO IS FINE. 135 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:57,711 >> OH, UH... 136 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,446 HI, JO. 137 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:03,283 LET ME SHOW YOU THE PLACE. 138 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:04,317 >> OKAY. 139 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,686 >> ALL RIGHT. 140 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,288 [ FAINT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 141 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,262 >> NOT THIS TIME. 142 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,930 >> THAT'S UNFAIR! 143 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,566 >> SHE'S MY COUSIN. 144 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,868 >> AND I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND. 145 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,404 >> RALPHIE, COULD YOU 146 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,206 GET ME A BEER, PLEASE? 147 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:29,176 >> SURE. 148 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,579 [ GLASSES CLINKING ] 149 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:32,580 >> OH MY GOSH. 150 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,381 >> IT'S ON THE HOUSE. 151 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,316 >> LIKE HELL IT IS, BOY! 152 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,418 THAT'LL COME OUT OF YOUR CHECK. 153 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:40,287 >> IT'S ON ME. 154 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:43,056 >> AH, DON'T WORRY. 155 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,025 IT'S ON THE HOUSE. 156 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,159 YOU GUYS WANT ONE? 157 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,228 >> YEAH. 158 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,897 [ BOTTLE OPENING ] 159 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:50,931 >> YOU GUYS OFF TO A WILD 160 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,433 WEEKEND UP IN THE HILLS? 161 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,301 >> YEAH, I WAS, UH-- 162 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:57,070 THINKIN' ABOUT NORTH LAKE. 163 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:57,671 >> AND WHO DID I JUST 164 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,740 BUY FREE BEERS FOR? 165 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:00,908 >> JOSEPHINE. 166 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,876 EVERYBODY CALLS ME JO. 167 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,011 >> CHARMED. 168 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:06,914 SHE'S GOT MANNERS, TOO. 169 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,949 >> I GOTTA GO FINISH 170 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,117 PUTTIN' AWAY THE ORDER. 171 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:10,784 >> HEY, I REMEMBER THIS 172 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,620 TROUBLEMAKER FROM YEARS AGO. 173 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,420 >> YES, SIR. 174 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,755 HEY, IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 175 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:15,989 I'VE MISSED THIS PLACE. 176 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,190 >> WE HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE. 177 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,358 EVERY TIME YOU COME UP, 178 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:18,959 WE'RE HERE. 179 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:19,760 >> YEAH? 180 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,460 >> I SUSPECT YOU FOLKS 181 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,461 ARE HEADED OFF TO SAND LAKE 182 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,430 TO DO SOME CAMPIN'. 183 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,331 >> NO, ACTUALLY THEY WANNA 184 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,433 GO OVER TO THE OLD ORCHARDS, 185 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,769 BY HARPER LAKE. 186 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:29,637 >> YOU DON'T GET YOUR SHIT DONE, 187 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:31,538 BOY, YOU'RE NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE. 188 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,673 >> AW, SIR, YOU WOULDN'T TAKE 189 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,307 OUR GUIDE AWAY, WOULD YOU? 190 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,809 >> CALL ME DOC, DARLIN'. 191 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,444 AND NO, I WOULDN'T. 192 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:37,911 BUT... 193 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,479 HARPER LAKE, HUH? 194 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,548 >> IS IT NOT A GOOD SPOT, 195 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,651 DOC, SIR? 196 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:44,451 >> IF YOU'RE GOIN', 197 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,820 YOU OUGHTA KNOW. 198 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,388 >> KNOW WHAT? 199 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,791 >> THEM ORCHARDS AND LAKE, 200 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:53,226 THAT WHOLE PATCH IS HAUNTED. 201 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,128 [ LAUGHING ] 202 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,664 >> OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS. 203 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,265 HE'S JUST TRYING TO SCARE US. 204 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,132 >> NO, NO, NO. 205 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,668 LISTEN HERE... 206 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:01,501 THERE'S AN EVIL 207 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,569 IN THOSE REGIONS. 208 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:05,706 WAKES UP EVERY 30 YEARS OR SO. 209 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:06,907 >> AND LET ME GUESS, 210 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,676 IT'S BEEN 30 YEARS? 211 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:09,209 [ CHUCKLING ] 212 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,343 >> OR... 15. 213 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,646 >> FIVE, 15, 30... 214 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,081 DOES IT MATTER? 215 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:14,682 THIS IS THE YEAR 216 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:16,016 IT WAKES UP, RIGHT? 217 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,651 >> WELL, NO. 218 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:18,551 >> SO, WHAT'S THE POINT 219 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,820 OF WARNING US? 220 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,054 >> I CAN'T HELP SPINNIN' TALES 221 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:24,091 TO PRETTY YOUNG GALS LIKE YOU. 222 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,392 >> OH, THAT MAKES IT 223 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,960 SO MUCH BETTER. 224 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,029 >> IT'S A COOL STORY... 225 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,467 IF YOU WANNA HEAR IT. 226 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,605 REALLY GOOD. 227 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,008 REAL GOOD. 228 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:42,710 CREEPY. 229 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,913 >> FINE, I'LL BITE. 230 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,815 TELL US THE STORY. 231 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,182 >> IF YOU INSIST. 232 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,417 >> I'D INSIST 233 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,319 YOU LET RALPH LEAVE. 234 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,255 >> WHAT'S THE STORY ABOUT? 235 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,990 >> AN EVIL SCARECROW. 236 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,025 [ ALL LAUGHING ] 237 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,126 >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? 238 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,560 >> AW, NO. 239 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,930 ARE YOU, UH, TELLIN' THEM 240 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,231 ABOUT THAT OLD THING AGAIN? 241 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,833 I, UH... 242 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:06,834 I DON'T KNOW. 243 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:07,634 THAT, UH-- 244 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,737 THAT DOESN'T SEEM WISE. 245 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:12,740 >> IT'S JUST A STORY, RIGHT? 246 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,842 IT'S A GHOST STORY? 247 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,610 >> WELL, YEAH, I GUESS. 248 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:20,213 THEY'VE ALWAYS SAID 249 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,382 THIS AREA'S BEEN CURSED. 250 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,984 WEIRD ACCIDENTS, 251 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,853 STRANGE THINGS HAPPENING. 252 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,220 >> RALPH, YOU DON'T BELIEVE 253 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,356 IT'S A SCARECROW, DO YOU? 254 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:29,957 [ CHUCKLING ] 255 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,024 >> 'COURSE HE DOESN'T. 256 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:31,959 HE'S YOUNG AND DUMB, 257 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,927 JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU ARE. 258 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:34,661 IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT, 259 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:35,796 OR TOUCH IT, OR SMELL IT, 260 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,897 YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN IT. 261 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:37,765 [ CHUCKLING ] 262 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:38,331 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU 263 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,299 ABOUT THE BEGINNING 264 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,769 OF THE CURSE-- OR THE EVIL, 265 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,103 IN THIS REGION. 266 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,371 [ THUNDER RUMBLING ] 267 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,238 IT ALL STARTED JUST 268 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:45,939 BEFORE THE TURN 269 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,640 OF THE LAST CENTURY. 270 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,475 THEY SAY IT WAS A GROUP OF 271 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:49,910 WITCHES AND WARLOCKS 272 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,611 THAT STARTED IT ALL. 273 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:52,679 OR THEY SAY IT WAS A GROUP 274 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,047 OF ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENTS 275 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,015 FROM THE OLD ASYLUM 276 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,217 THE NEXT COUNTY OVER. 277 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,419 >> OKAY, SO WAIT A MINUTE. 278 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,320 WHICH IS IT? 279 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,288 'CAUSE THAT'S, LIKE, TWO 280 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,890 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORIES. 281 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:03,523 >> I THOUGHT YOU 282 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,992 WERE THE NICE ONE. 283 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,126 >> I'M SORRY. 284 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,460 >> AW, THAT'S OKAY. 285 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,195 BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW, 286 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,362 IT WAS BOTH. 287 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,698 [ THUNDER RUMBLING ] 288 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:12,465 LEGEND HAS IT, 289 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,433 THERE WAS A FAMILY OF WITCHES 290 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,501 AND WIZARDS THAT FOUNDED 291 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,536 THIS HERE AREA AND TOWN. 292 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:17,971 THEY KEPT TO THEMSELVES, MOSTLY, 293 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,706 NOT HARMIN' NO ONE. 294 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,809 ALTHOUGH, THERE WERE RUMORS, 295 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:22,943 AND PEOPLE WERE AFRAID OF THEM, 296 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:23,576 OF COURSE. 297 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,711 >> OF COURSE. 298 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:25,813 >> SHH! 299 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:26,413 >> SORRY. 300 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,016 >> SHH!! 301 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,084 >> ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYIN'... 302 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,285 AFTER TIME, FOLKS GOT TO 303 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,221 AVOIDING THEM FOR THE MOST PART. 304 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,889 YOU SEE, THERE WAS A COUSIN, 305 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:36,489 AND HE WEREN'T QUITE 306 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,691 RIGHT IN THE HEAD. 307 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:39,827 HE WOULD PRACTICE HIS 308 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,962 INCANTATIONS OPENLY, SO PEOPLE 309 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:45,198 COULD SEE, SCARIN' PEOPLE. 310 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,299 ONE DAY, THOUGH, HE KIDNAPS 311 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,400 HIMSELF ONE OF THE TOWNSFOLK'S 312 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,736 KIDS, AND HE DOES SOMETHING 313 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,271 TERRIBLE, AND TORTURES 314 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,406 THE POOR KID, AND SACRIFICES HIM 315 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,541 IN A DARK RITUAL. 316 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,108 [ CHILD SCREAMING ] 317 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,177 >> NO, NO! 318 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,245 [ KNIFE STABBING ] 319 00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,112 >> WELL, THE TOWNSFOLKS 320 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,380 GET ALL STIRRED UP, 321 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,348 AND THEY GO TO THE FAMILY'S 322 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,083 HOUSE AND STORM IT. 323 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,384 THEY GRAB THE COUSIN 324 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,652 AND TWO OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS, 325 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:06,987 AND HAD A QUICK TRIAL. 326 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:10,023 [ COLLECTIVE ANGRY CHATTER ] 327 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:10,457 [ GAVEL CLACKING ] 328 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,058 THEY FOUND THEM 329 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:11,859 ALL GUILTY, AS THE COUSIN 330 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:12,860 LAUGHED AND SPAT. 331 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,661 [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] 332 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:15,428 WELL, THE TOWNSFOLK 333 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,329 HAD THEM ALL COMMITTED 334 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,998 TO THE ASYLUM, WHERE, THROUGH 335 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,432 TREATMENT, THEY WENT MAD. 336 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,267 [ ELECTRICAL ZAPPING ] 337 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,569 [ SCREAMING ] 338 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:23,503 NOW, THE HEADS OF THE FAMILY 339 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,737 GOT PLENTY ANGRY, 340 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:25,672 AND THEY WENT TO THE ASYLUM 341 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:26,639 AND KILLED EVERYONE THERE. 342 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,408 PATIENTS, DOCTORS, ANYONE 343 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,878 AND EVERYONE TO FREE THEIR KIN. 344 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:31,979 THEY ESCAPED, AND MADE IT BACK 345 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,414 TO THEIR HOMESTEAD. 346 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,883 WHEN THE TOWNSFOLKS FOUND OUT, 347 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:36,884 THEY BROKE INTO THE HOUSE 348 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:37,550 AND DRUG THEM ALL OUT, 349 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,618 AND HANGED THEM. 350 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,387 [ COLLECTIVE ANGRY CHATTER ] 351 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,492 [ THUNDER RUMBLING ] 352 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,226 THEN, THEY BURNED 353 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,327 THE HOUSE AND PROPERTY DOWN, 354 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,161 AND SALTED THE EARTH 355 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:48,896 TO MAKE SURE NOTHING 356 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:52,900 HAPPENED THERE. 357 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,901 THE FAMILY TOOK A LONG TIME TO 358 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,768 DIE, THOUGH, WHILE SPOUTING OFF 359 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,071 CURSES AND SPELLS. 360 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,806 [ MYSTICAL INCANTATIONS ] 361 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:00,573 WHEN THEY FINALLY DIED, 362 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,474 THE TOWNSFOLK DIDN'T WANT 363 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,809 TO BURN THE BODIES. 364 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:03,776 SO THEY TOOK THEM DEEP 365 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:04,912 INTO THE WOODS, 366 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,179 SECRET-LIKE, 'CAUSE NOT 367 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,015 ALL THE FAMILY WAS CAUGHT. 368 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:08,916 THE TOWNSFOLK BELIEVED 369 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:09,582 THAT THE FREE ONES COULD 370 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,018 RESURRECT THE DEAD ONES, 371 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,352 OR SOME SUCH NONSENSE. 372 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,922 [ CHANTING ] 373 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:15,755 SO A FEW OF THE BRAVE 374 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,190 TOWNSMEN BURIED THE BODIES 375 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,425 IN A SMALL CEMETERY THAT 376 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,127 THEY HAD CREATED, HIDDEN AWAY 377 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:23,030 SO NO ONE COULD FIND THEM. 378 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,564 >> THIS IS ALL FASCINATING, 379 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,199 BUT WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO 380 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,034 WITH THE SCARECROW? 381 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:27,667 >> PATIENCE, LAD. 382 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,301 CHILL OUT. 383 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,536 [ LAUGHTER ] 384 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,470 NOW, WHERE WAS I? 385 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,472 OH YES, THE SCARECROW. 386 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,506 YOU SEE, THE TOWNSFOLK DIDN'T 387 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,708 THINK TO WARD OFF THE CEMETERY, 388 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,676 OR GET A WISE WOMAN 389 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,578 OR WICCAN TO BLESS IT, 390 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,580 SO THE DARK POWER SEEPED OUT. 391 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,082 IT HAD FOUND, NOT TOO FAR AWAY-- 392 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:42,983 THERE WAS A CORNFIELD, 393 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,817 LONG OVERGROWN, COMPLETE WITH 394 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,786 AN ABANDONED SCARECROW. 395 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:47,854 WELL, THOSE POWERS SEEPED INTO 396 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,322 THAT THING, AND GAVE IT 397 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,958 A HORRIBLE LIFE. 398 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:51,992 SOME SAY IT AVENGES UPON 399 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,360 THE DESCENDANTS OF THE TOWNSFOLK 400 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,962 WHO HUNG THE FAMILY. 401 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:55,963 SOME SAY IT SEARCHES FOR 402 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,764 THE REMAINING FAMILY MEMBER. 403 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,199 BUT IT LIVES AND EXISTS 404 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:02,302 FOR PURELY EVIL PURPOSES. 405 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,371 [ HISSING ] 406 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,574 [ THUNDER CRACKLING ] 407 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,575 >> SO DID THE ESCAPED FAMILY 408 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,510 MEMBER EVER COME BACK? 409 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,745 DID ANYTHING EVER HAPPEN? 410 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,313 >> NO, NOTHING EVER 411 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,982 REALLY HAPPENED. 412 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,383 THEY SAY HE CHANGED HIS NAME, 413 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,085 MOVED OUT OF TOWN. 414 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,552 BEEN HIDDEN EVER SINCE. 415 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,487 >> HE? 416 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,589 >> OR SHE. 417 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,425 >> SO, THAT REALLY HAPPENED? 418 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:31,264 >> WELL, KIND OF, SORTA. 419 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,499 >> WELL, WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE JUST 420 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,067 GO DIG UP THE CEMETERY 421 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,003 AND WARD IT, OR BIND IT 422 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,537 LIKE YOU SAID? 423 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,539 >> NO ONE KNOWS WHERE IT IS. 424 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,407 >> YOU SAID IT ONLY COMES OUT 425 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,342 EVERY 30 YEARS? 426 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,576 >> 15. 427 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,512 >> EVERY 15 YEARS? 428 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,748 >> OOO, SCARY! 429 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,382 [ CHUCKLING ] 430 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,250 >> WELL, THE GRAVEYARD'S 431 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:50,850 SUPPOSED TO BE AROUND 432 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:51,918 THE HARPER LAKE AREA. 433 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,520 SO THERE YOU GO. 434 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,221 >> HASN'T ANYONE EVER 435 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,888 GONE LOOKING FOR IT? 436 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,424 >> WOULD YOU? 437 00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,759 ANYONE THAT HAS IS-- 438 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,028 >> THEY'VE ALL DISAPPEARED, 439 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:01,861 RIGHT? 440 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,730 [ LAUGHING ] 441 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:04,897 >> WELL, SOME HAVE. 442 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,033 SOME GET LOST AND NEVER FIND 443 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,534 THEIR WAY BACK, AND SOME 444 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,503 DON'T FIND ANYTHING AT ALL. 445 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,171 >> DON'T WORRY. 446 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,705 I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE. 447 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,042 NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. 448 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:15,942 I MEAN, I'VE HEARD THE STORIES, 449 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,377 BUT THAT'S ALL THEY ARE, 450 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,279 STORIES TO SCARE KIDS. 451 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,647 YOU DON'T GO TO SLEEP, 452 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,881 THE SCARECROW'LL GET YA. 453 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:22,549 STUFF LIKE THAT. 454 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,716 [ CHUCKLING ] 455 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:24,617 >> EAT YOUR VEGGIES 456 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,353 OR THE SCARECROW'LL GET YA! 457 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,254 [ SQUEALING AND LAUGHING ] 458 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:27,787 >> AW, DON'T WORRY 459 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,156 YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD. 460 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:29,656 YOU GOT RALPH TO 461 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,859 TAKE CARE OF YA. 462 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,494 IT'S JUST A STORY, 463 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,096 IN EXCHANGE FOR FREE DRINKS. 464 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,064 I DON'T GET TO SPEND MUCH TIME 465 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,831 WITH PRETTY GIRLS LIKE YOU. 466 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:39,832 >> YOU OLD CHARMER. 467 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,600 >> MM-HMM. 468 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,334 [ SCOFFING ] 469 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,935 >> WE SHOULD GET GOING. 470 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,071 >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, 471 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,838 LET'S GET A PICTURE WITH DOC. 472 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:46,973 >> SHIT. 473 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,509 YOU ARE WRITING A BOOK. 474 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,678 >> I JUST LIKE PICTURES. 475 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:53,913 EXCUSE ME, WILL YOU 476 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,083 TAKE THIS SHOT FOR US? 477 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,884 >> UH, SURE. 478 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,619 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 479 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,554 >> THANK YOU. 480 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,759 >> OOH. 481 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,398 [ CAMERA CLICKING ] 482 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,867 [ MUSIC ] 483 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,971 [ FROGS CROAKING ] 484 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,351 >> OVER HERE. 485 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,620 I THINK I FOUND IT. 486 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,630 >> YUP, THIS IS IT. 487 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,432 HARPER LAKE. 488 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,600 >> OKAY, SO I THINK THE TENT 489 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,170 SHOULD GO HERE, AND FIRE HERE. 490 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,142 >> I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. 491 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,452 LAST ONE IN'S A SQUARE! 492 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,022 [ SPLASHING AND GIGGLING ] 493 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,460 >> NOT... NOT YOU? 494 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,060 [ CHUCKLING ] 495 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,195 >> NO. 496 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,028 THEY'RE GONNA BE DRINKING AND 497 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,231 SMOKING, AND THE TENT WON'T BE 498 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:18,965 PUT UP, AND THE FIRE 499 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,667 WON'T BE BUILT. 500 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,034 >> I'LL HELP. 501 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,303 >> NO, IT'S FINE. 502 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,772 GO HAVE FUN. 503 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,075 >> I CAN'T SWIM. 504 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,943 >> OKAY, COME ON. 505 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,595 [ DISTANT COYOTE HOWLING ] 506 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,262 >> YOU'RE NOT STILL WORRIED 507 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,699 ABOUT DOC'S STORIES, ARE YA? 508 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,201 >> UM, NO. 509 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,269 I MEAN, THEY'RE JUST STORIES, 510 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,771 RIGHT? 511 00:18:58,771 --> 00:18:59,506 [ SIGHING ] 512 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,039 I'M JUST WORRIED 513 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,274 ABOUT THOSE TWO, 514 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:04,211 AND MY IDIOT COUSIN JANELLE. 515 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:04,711 >> I WOULDN'T WORRY, 516 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,279 THEY'RE WITH GEORGE. 517 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:06,713 >> THAT'S WHAT 518 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,815 I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 519 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,217 [ CHUCKLING ] 520 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,318 >> YOU KNOW, 521 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,419 YOU'RE A LOT MORE FUN 522 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,287 THAN SHE SAID YOU'D BE. 523 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,289 >> WHO? 524 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,056 >> JANELLE. 525 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,026 SHE SAID YOU CAN BE KIND OF A... 526 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:20,860 A PRUDE. 527 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,128 >> WHAT? 528 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,330 [ LOUD YELLING ] 529 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,598 [ LAUGHTER ] 530 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,333 >> OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE 531 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,400 SEEN YOUR FACES. 532 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,601 OH MY GOD. 533 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,270 >> THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 534 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,238 >> YEAH, IT IS. 535 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,539 [ CHUCKLING ] 536 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,073 >> CHECK OUT WHAT WE FOUND. 537 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,908 [ MUSIC ] 538 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,244 >> WHERE'D YOU FIND THAT? 539 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,411 >> UH, I FOUND IT ON A SCARECROW 540 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,946 IN THE FIELD BACK THERE. 541 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,581 >> BY THE CEMETERY? 542 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,483 >> YEAH, WHY? 543 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,386 >> YOU HEARD THE STORIES. 544 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:46,953 >> WHA-- WHAT DID YOU 545 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:47,954 DO THAT FOR? 546 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,021 >> SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THAT 547 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,891 OLD MAN SAID, ABOUT SCARECROW 548 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,261 OF THE LAKE, OR SOME DUMB SHIT. 549 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,928 YOU ARE SO NAIVE. 550 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:56,996 THOSE STORIES WERE JUST MADE UP 551 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:57,630 TO KEEP US FROM 552 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,900 HAVING A GOOD TIME. 553 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,335 >> WELL? 554 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,770 >> DON'T WORRY, DEAR. 555 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,472 IN ALL THE MONSTER STORIES, 556 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,539 IT'S ALWAYS THE VIRGIN 557 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,375 THAT GETS TO BE THE HERO. 558 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,477 YOU CAN SAVE US ALL. 559 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,344 >> FUCK YOU. 560 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,513 [ CHUCKLING ] 561 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,349 >> JUST LET HER GO. 562 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,150 SHE CAN COOL OFF. 563 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,487 >> BESIDES, I BROUGHT THIS. 564 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:23,189 HEYYYY. 565 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,858 >> NOW WE HAVE A CHANCE TO CHAT. 566 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:33,466 [ THUDDING FOOTSTEPS ] 567 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:49,449 [ MUSIC ] 568 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,429 [ BONG BUBBLING ] 569 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,134 >> I'M GOIN' AFTER HER. 570 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,235 >> UGH, IT'S NOT LIKE 571 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,338 YOU'RE GONNA GET ANY! 572 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,706 AT LEAST FROM HER, ANYWAY. 573 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,344 >> COOL IT, BITCH. 574 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,712 I SAID HE'S OFF LIMITS. 575 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,881 >> YEAH, BUT... 576 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:26,252 >> MAYBE WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN 577 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:27,920 WITH CLAIRE LATER? 578 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,456 >> THAT SOUNDS PEACHY. 579 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:29,989 I'D RATHER HAVE SOME FUN 580 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,024 RIGHT NOW. 581 00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:37,464 [ BONG BUBBLING ] 582 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,431 >> COME ON. 583 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,567 >> ALL RIGHT. 584 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,404 >> I SAID LATER. 585 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,373 MAYBE. 586 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,107 >> THERE YOU GO. 587 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,942 BYE. 588 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:56,182 >> HE'S OFF LIMITS... 589 00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:59,085 SHE'S MY COUSIN... 590 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,688 I SAID, LATER... 591 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:03,623 MAYBE... 592 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,693 YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE OUT HERE? 593 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,160 FUCKIN' BITCH! 594 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,696 FUCKIN' HOPE THE FUCKIN' 595 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,998 SCARECROW GETS YOU. 596 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:17,404 [ MUSIC ] 597 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,672 FUCKIN' BITCH. 598 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,412 [ GASPING ] 599 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:26,879 [ SNARLING ] 600 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,281 [ GAGGING ] 601 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,694 >> SMOOTH. 602 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,430 I'M SO GONNA GET LOST. 603 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,097 WITHOUT A FRICKIN' FLASHLIGHT, 604 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,099 WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING? 605 00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:05,051 >> ONE-PUMP CHUMP. 606 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,853 HOW FUCKING ANNOYING. 607 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:07,887 I CHANGED MY MIND, CLAIRE, 608 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,589 YOU CAN HAVE... 609 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:10,457 >> HEY, COME BACK, COME BACK, 610 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:11,491 I NEED TO TRY AGAIN. 611 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,358 GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE! 612 00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:14,093 GIVE-- 613 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:16,929 [ GROWLING ] 614 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,264 [ GRUNTING ] 615 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,232 [ SNARLING ] 616 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,635 [ GROANING ] 617 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,806 [ SKULL CRUNCHING ] 618 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,943 >> JO! 619 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:34,046 JOSEPHINE, RUN! 620 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,848 [ SCREAMING ] 621 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,096 [ STICKS CRACKING ] 622 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,944 >> OH, SHIT! 623 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:19,325 [ SIGHING ] 624 00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:22,529 IT'S JUST A SCARECROW. 625 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:26,432 WHAT THE FUCK? 626 00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:28,434 [ SNARLING ] 627 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:29,769 >> AND... 628 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:32,071 AS RALPH DROPPED HIS LIGHTER, 629 00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,640 THE CREATURE DEVOURED HIM... 630 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,642 SWALLOWED HIS SOUL... 631 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,844 DAMNING HIM FOR ALL ETERNITY. 632 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,546 >> WAIT, WAIT, SO WAS THERE 633 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:40,880 MORE THAN ONE SCARECROW? 634 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,981 OR HOW DID IT GET FROM 635 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,817 CAMP TO RALPH SO FAST? 636 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,285 >> WHO'S TELLIN' THE STORY HERE? 637 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,554 >> JESUS, TRAV, 638 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:48,855 IT'S JUST A STORY. 639 00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:50,222 AM I RIGHT, BEC? 640 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:51,290 >> HMM? 641 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,258 >> GOD, STOP FLIRTING 642 00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:54,060 WITH EVERY MALE YOU SEE. 643 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:55,461 >> I WASN'T FLIRTING WITH YOU. 644 00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:56,996 >> OOH, BURN! 645 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,064 >> COME ON, YOU TWO, LOCK IT UP. 646 00:24:58,064 --> 00:24:59,398 I WANNA HEAR THE REST OF THIS. 647 00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:00,266 >> NO, COME ON, TRAVIS, 648 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,734 I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. 649 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:05,037 >> AW, YOU SCARED? 650 00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:06,338 >> HOLD UP. 651 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,641 IT'S JUST AN URBAN LEGEND, 652 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:09,408 RIGHT? 653 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:10,476 >> WELL, THERE IS TRUTH TO ALL 654 00:25:10,476 --> 00:25:12,278 URBAN LEGENDS, ISN'T THERE? 655 00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:13,613 >> SO WHAT HAPPENED? 656 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:14,380 >> COME ON, IT KILLED THEM ALL, 657 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:15,314 RIGHT? 658 00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:16,315 >> BECAUSE THEY SKINNY DIPPED 659 00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:17,383 AND HAD SEX? 660 00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:20,086 >> AND GOT DRUNK, AND HIGH. 661 00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:20,820 >> AND LET'S NOT FORGET, 662 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:22,221 SOMEBODY DEFILED THE SCARECROW. 663 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,289 >> AND IT GOT THEM ALL. 664 00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,724 >> EXCEPT... 665 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:25,958 THE VIRGIN. 666 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:26,325 [all together] 667 00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:27,927 >> EXCEPT THE VIRGIN. 668 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:28,628 >> WELL, I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO 669 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:29,596 TELL THE REST OF THE STORY, 670 00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:30,062 SINCE YOU ALL HAVE IT 671 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:31,030 FIGURED OUT. 672 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,865 >> WAIT, SO... 673 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,166 WAS ALL THIS UP AT THE LAKE, 674 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,668 BY THE HILLS? 675 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:37,870 >> AYE, T'WAS, T'WAS. 676 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:40,006 LET ALL WARY TRAVELERS BEWARE, 677 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:41,941 SPOIL NOT NATURE. 678 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:42,675 >> HEY, WE ARE 679 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:43,776 ONLY GOING CAMPING. 680 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:44,243 >> YEAH, YOU'RE KINDA 681 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,712 HARSHING OUR BUZZES. 682 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:46,312 >> YOU CITY FOLK 683 00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:48,014 ARE ALL THE SAME, 684 00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:49,248 TRAIPSIN' THROUGH NATURE 685 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:49,749 AND GOIN' WHERE 686 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,217 YOU AREN'T WANTED. 687 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,184 YOU NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT 688 00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,954 WHAT ISN'T YOURS. 689 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:56,155 STRANGE AND DARK THINGS 690 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:58,357 LURK IN THE NIGHT... 691 00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:00,192 AND IN THOSE WOODS. 692 00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:02,161 YOU'D BEST BE CAREFUL. 693 00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:03,830 [ CLATTERING ] 694 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:04,697 DAMN IT, DOC! 695 00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:05,798 STOP MAKIN' A MESS! 696 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:06,633 >> SORRY, JO. 697 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:07,299 I GOT ALL CAUGHT UP 698 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,701 IN YOUR STORY. 699 00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:10,637 >> THIS ISN'T FUNNY, GUYS. 700 00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:11,170 >> OH, SHE'S JUST 701 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,939 TRYING TO SCARE US. 702 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:13,840 WE WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS. 703 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,373 I MEAN, WHY WASN'T IT 704 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:14,941 ON THE NEWS? 705 00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:15,441 >> WAIT A MINUTE, 706 00:26:15,441 --> 00:26:16,408 HOLD THE GODDAMN PHONE. 707 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,309 DOC, DID YOU SAY? 708 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,746 AS IN, DOC FROM THE STORY? 709 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:20,647 AND THEN, JO? 710 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:22,248 JO IS SHORT FOR JOSEPHINE? 711 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,650 >> WAIT, SO YOUR COUSIN WAS 712 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:25,451 KILLED BY THE SCARECROW? 713 00:26:25,451 --> 00:26:26,986 >> AND RALPH? 714 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,788 POOR RALPH? 715 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,056 >> CLEARLY, DOC AND JOSEPHINE 716 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,224 WERE MEMBERS OF THE COVEN 717 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,893 THAT WAS TERRORIZING THE TOWN. 718 00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:37,063 AT LEAST, JOSEPHINE WAS. 719 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:37,664 WHAT THE FUCK? 720 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:38,364 PAY ATTENTION TO THE STORY. 721 00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:39,465 [ LAUGHING ] 722 00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:40,466 >> HOW ABOUT THIS, 723 00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:41,033 CAN WE GET ONE MORE 724 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:42,201 ROUND OF SHOTS? 725 00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:43,402 I'LL PICK UP THE TAB, AND THEN 726 00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,204 WE'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR. 727 00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:46,973 >> WOULD YOU STOP THAT? 728 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:47,339 >> WHAT? 729 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,040 YOU'RE NOT MY MOM, 730 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,008 QUIT TELLIN' ME WHAT TO DO. 731 00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:51,177 >> THERE YOU GO, ON THE HOUSE. 732 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:53,179 >> WHY THANK YOU, LADY. 733 00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:56,716 >> I'M REALLY NOT SURE 734 00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:58,284 I WANT ONE. 735 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,552 >> FINE, YOU CAN DRIVE. 736 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:01,420 SALUTE! 737 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:02,889 >> NOSTROVIA. 738 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:04,023 >> HERE'S TO A WEEKEND, 739 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,257 AND HONOR. 740 00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:07,694 >> HA, YOU WISH! 741 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:08,795 >> OH, BEC. 742 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:10,096 >> I'LL TELL YOU SOMETIME. 743 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,263 >> DON'T YOU MEAN SHOW HER? 744 00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:12,098 EW... 745 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:12,765 >> HEY, WHATEVER. 746 00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:15,034 LET'S JUST TAKE THESE SHOTS. 747 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:17,303 I GOTTA RUN TO 748 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:18,838 THE LITTLE BOY'S ROOM. 749 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:20,973 >> YOU SAID IT, NOT US. 750 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,710 >> WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS WAY? 751 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:24,310 >> WHAT WAY? 752 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:25,611 YOU'RE JUST WAVING AT ME. 753 00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:26,245 [ LAUGHING ] 754 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:28,180 >> YUP. 755 00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:36,789 >> WHY DID YOU DO THAT 756 00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:38,958 TO YOUR HAIR? 757 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:39,558 [ CHUCKLING ] 758 00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:40,059 >> YOU'RE ALWAYS 759 00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:42,795 ACTING LIKE MY MOM, GOD. 760 00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:43,462 >> SHOT? 761 00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:45,397 >> YEAH. 762 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:46,232 >> HOLY SHIT. 763 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:48,300 >> OH, FUCK. 764 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,970 >> YO, HOLY SHIT. 765 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:53,139 IS THIS DOC RIGHT HERE? 766 00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:56,475 >> WHAT THE FUCK, DOC? 767 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:58,745 YOU WERE OLD BACK THEN, TOO? 768 00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:00,146 >> HEY, DON'T BE RUDE. 769 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:00,813 I'VE STAYED YOUNG 770 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:01,881 ALL THESE YEARS. 771 00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:02,481 >> MAN, I HOPE TO LOOK 772 00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:03,549 HALF AS GOOD AS YOU, MAN, 773 00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:05,084 WHEN I'M WHATEVER AGE YOU ARE. 774 00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:06,218 AND THEY SAY BLACK DON'T CRACK, 775 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:06,886 FUCK. 776 00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:08,320 [ CHUCKLING ] 777 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:08,955 >> OH MY GOD, 778 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:11,623 JOSEPHINE, IS THAT YOU? 779 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,993 YOU WERE SO PRETTY. 780 00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:15,995 YOU'RE STILL SO PRETTY! 781 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:18,097 >> YOU'RE TOO KIND. 782 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,633 >> IS THAT RALPH AND GEORGE? 783 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:22,501 THEY'RE CUTE. 784 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:23,135 >> ALL RIGHT, 785 00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:25,337 THAT'S ENOUGH REMINISCING. 786 00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:27,573 YOU GUYS GO ON, HAVE FUN. 787 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:29,441 BE SAFE. 788 00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,044 >> DOC. 789 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:32,979 >> THANK YOU. 790 00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:35,081 THANK YOU FOR BEING SO NICE. 791 00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:40,019 >> COOL BAR. 792 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:40,920 I HATE CAMPING. 793 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:41,954 I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK. 794 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,122 AT LEAST KEL AND I. 795 00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,291 >> LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT. 796 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:48,527 >> YOU KNOW WHAT 797 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:50,863 I'M THINKIN', WYATT? 798 00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:52,164 >> WELL, I'M A' GUESSIN' IT 799 00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:53,665 AIN'T THE GEOPOLITICAL UPHEAVAL 800 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:54,500 OUR COUNTRY'S BEEN GOIN' 801 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,936 THROUGH, NOR THE IMPLICATIONS 802 00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:58,037 OF THE RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD 803 00:28:58,037 --> 00:28:59,371 CONSPIRIN' TO BRING ABOUT 804 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,073 THE END TIMES, NOR ANY 805 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:01,941 OF THE SO-CALLED 806 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:02,809 CONSPIRACIES FACING 807 00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:04,844 OUR CORRUPT BANKING SYSTEM, 808 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,312 OR THE RAMPANT CAPITALISM 809 00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:08,981 FOR THE LAST THREE DECADES. 810 00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:10,883 >> I MEAN, THAT IS ON MY MIND, 811 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,584 BUT NO. 812 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,086 >> UH, DWINDLIN' POPULATION OF 813 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,421 THE WORLD'S BEES, AND WHAT 814 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:16,222 THAT MEANS WHEN THE CROPS 815 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,723 AREN'T FERTILIZED? 816 00:29:17,723 --> 00:29:19,358 UH, SUPER CORPORATIONS PUSHING 817 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:20,626 THE GMOs ON THE WORLD, 818 00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:21,460 WHEN IN FACT, IT'S THOSE 819 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,195 SAME CORPORATIONS AND GMOs 820 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:24,330 ENGINEERING SAID 821 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,966 DISTRACTION OF BEES? 822 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,667 >> I MEAN, I DO KIND OF HAVE MY 823 00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,169 OWN THEORY ON THAT, BUT PERHAPS 824 00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:30,903 WE COULD COVER THAT 825 00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:32,104 ANOTHER TIME? 826 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,572 >> PERHAPS... 827 00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,141 SPACE EXPLORATION, 828 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:35,842 AND THE DECLINE 829 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:37,376 OF THE SPACE PROGRAM? 830 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:38,144 >> NOPE. 831 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:40,012 >> TAYLOR SWIFT'S NEW SINGLE? 832 00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:42,014 >> NO! 833 00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:42,849 > WELL, JUDGING BY THE GLEAM 834 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:44,683 IN YOUR EYE, THE STORY 835 00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:45,551 OLD JOSEPHINE WAS 836 00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:46,752 TELLIN' THEM KIDS, 837 00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:48,354 THE FACT THE ONE WAS SCARED, 838 00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:49,421 ONE WAS RUDE, 839 00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:51,390 AND ONE WAS FLIRTIN' WITH YA, 840 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:52,324 I'D SAY YOU WANNA GO OUT 841 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,192 AND SCARE THE EVER-LIVIN' 842 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,393 BEJEEZUS OUT OF THOSE KIDS WITH 843 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:56,328 SOME OLD SCARECROW OUTFITS, EVEN 844 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:59,198 THOUGH THAT WOULD NOT BE P.C. 845 00:29:59,198 --> 00:29:59,866 >> IT'S AMAZIN', MAN. 846 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:00,867 HOW DID YOU DO THAT WYATT? 847 00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:02,234 YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. 848 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:02,935 THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT 849 00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,270 I WAS THINKIN', MAN. 850 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:04,803 >> WELL WHY COULDN'T YOU 851 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,372 JUST SAY THAT? 852 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:07,506 I'M IN LIKE FLYNN. 853 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:08,740 [ CHUCKLING ] 854 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:11,543 >> WAIT, WYATT, WHO'S FLYNN? 855 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:12,011 >> IT'S JUST AN 856 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:12,979 EXPRESSION, VIRG. 857 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:15,848 >> OH, OKAY. 858 00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:16,682 >> WHAT DO YOU TWO MISCREANTS 859 00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:17,783 THINK YOU'RE UP TO?! 860 00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:21,120 >> OH, NOTHIN' JOSEPHINE! 861 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:21,753 >> YOU'RE LEAVIN' EARLY 862 00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,255 ON FRIDAY NIGHT? 863 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:25,124 SOMETHIN' SMELLS FISHY. 864 00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:26,225 >> UH, WELL, YOU DID MAKE US 865 00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:28,094 A FISH FRY EARLIER, MA'AM. 866 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:28,827 >> YOU DID DO THAT. 867 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:29,261 >> DON'T GET SMART 868 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:30,196 WITH ME, FOOL. 869 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:31,063 YOU TWO ARE FIXIN' TO GO UP AND 870 00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:32,664 DO SOMETHING TO THOSE CITY KIDS. 871 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:33,866 >> OH, COME ON NOW, 872 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:34,766 WE WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT. 873 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,936 THAT'S JUST CRUEL, JOSEPHINE. 874 00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:37,536 >> YOU GO TRAIPSIN' THROUGH 875 00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:38,204 THOSE WOODS, YOU DON'T KNOW 876 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,805 WHAT YOU'LL STIR UP. 877 00:30:39,805 --> 00:30:40,706 >> OH, COME NOW. 878 00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:41,941 THOSE WAS JUST STORIES YOU WAS 879 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:43,775 TELLIN' THEM KIDS, RIGHT? 880 00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:45,644 YOU KNOW, FAIRY TALES TO AMUSE 881 00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,013 THE FANTASTICALLY BORED, 882 00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:48,180 UNCARING YOUTHS OF 883 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,348 THE TECHNO AGE? 884 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,382 >> METAPHORS. 885 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:51,583 METAPHORS AGAINST THE DANGERS 886 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:53,986 OF PREMARITAL SEX, DRUG USE, 887 00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:54,853 RECKLESS DRINKIN', 888 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,889 AND WILD ABANDON OF YOUTH. 889 00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:58,157 >> WELL, SINCE YOU TWO 890 00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,558 KNOW BETTER, DON'T SAY 891 00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:01,327 I DIDN'T WARN YA. 892 00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:02,929 ANOTHER BEER, DOC? 893 00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:04,931 >> YOU KNOW, IT JO-JO. 894 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:05,564 >> WYATT, HOW DO YOU THINK 895 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:07,099 SHE KNEW, MAN? 896 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:08,400 >> THEY SAY SHE'S A WITCH, 897 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,602 A WOMAN OF THE WOODS. 898 00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:11,170 >> A WITCH? 899 00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:11,770 COME ON, YOU DON'T BELIEVE 900 00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:12,771 THAT B.S., NOW WHAT-- 901 00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:13,539 >> SHH. 902 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:14,473 I DUNNO. 903 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:15,507 I KNOW THAT THERE'S STRANGE 904 00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:16,742 THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD 905 00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:17,676 THAT ARE BEYOND THE REASONIN' 906 00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:19,278 AND RECKONIN' OF US MORTALS. 907 00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:20,947 BUT IF SHE IS, OR HAPPENS TO BE 908 00:31:20,947 --> 00:31:24,183 A DABBLER IN THE ARTS, I DO NOT 909 00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:25,952 WISH TO COME AFOUL OF HER. 910 00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:27,153 >> SO WHAT I'M HEARIN' IS, 911 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:27,853 YOU DON'T WANNA 912 00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:29,755 SCARE THESE KIDS, NOW? 913 00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:30,957 >> OH, HELL NO. 914 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:31,958 WHAT ELSE WE GOT TO DO? 915 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:32,491 [ LAUGHING ] 916 00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:34,660 >> LET'S GO. 917 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,463 >> OH, BOYS... 918 00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:38,797 I AM NOT A WITCH. 919 00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:40,032 [ CHUCKLING ] 920 00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:41,000 AND DON'T COME CRAWLIN' BACK 921 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,534 HERE WHEN YOUR PLAN BACKFIRES! 922 00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:44,636 >> BYE-BYE! 923 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:07,559 >> PRETTY SURE ONE OF THESE 924 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,695 GOTTA BE THE NORTH STAR, RIGHT? 925 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,041 >> HEY! 926 00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:55,507 >> THINKIN' I GOT IT 927 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:57,043 THIS TIME, MAN. 928 00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,344 >> THANK YOU FOR YET ANOTHER 929 00:32:58,344 --> 00:33:00,446 CONSISTENTLY TERRIBLE IDEA. 930 00:33:05,884 --> 00:33:06,618 >> MAYBE JUST PRETEND 931 00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:07,419 YOU'RE WORKIN' ON YOUR 932 00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,688 SCARY SCARECROW WALK. 933 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:29,708 SORRY. 934 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:30,842 >> HEY, THESE OUTFITS 935 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,178 ARE REALLY STUPID. 936 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,112 [ CHUCKLING ] 937 00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:34,246 >> YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA, MAN? 938 00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:35,381 COME ON! 939 00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:36,715 >> WELL, NO, BUT WHY DIDN'T 940 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:37,549 WE WAIT UNTIL WE FOUND 'EM 941 00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:39,085 TO PUT ALL THIS CRAP ON? 942 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:39,951 >> I MEAN, THEY'RE STAYING OUT 943 00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:42,288 BY THE OLD LAKE. 944 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:42,688 GONNA BE THAT WAY 945 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:44,656 OR THAT WAY, RIGHT? 946 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:45,391 [ ANIMAL SCREECHING ] 947 00:33:45,391 --> 00:33:47,359 WHA-- OH CRAP, YOU HEAR THAT? 948 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,360 >> YOUR IMAGINATION 949 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,295 IS RUNNIN' AWAY WITH YOU. 950 00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:49,995 >> BUT, EH-- 951 00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:50,996 >> JOSEPHINE'S STORIES 952 00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:53,532 ARE MESSIN' WITH YOUR HEAD. 953 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:54,100 >> OH, LET'S-- 954 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,368 LET'S TRY THIS WAY, HUH? 955 00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:02,541 [ ANIMAL SCREECHING ] 956 00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:07,879 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 957 00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:17,956 >> IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME. 958 00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,358 >> MM-HMM. 959 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:20,692 >> YOU, UH, HEADED HOME 960 00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:21,893 TO THE MISTER? 961 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:22,361 GONNA HAVE SOME 962 00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:23,962 FRIDAY NIGHT ACTIVITIES? 963 00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:25,764 [ CHUCKLING ] 964 00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:28,767 WELL? 965 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:29,168 >> DON'T YOU WORRY 966 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:30,436 ABOUT IT, DEAR. 967 00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:31,637 >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT-- 968 00:34:31,637 --> 00:34:32,138 ABOUT WHAT? 969 00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:33,172 ARE YOU STAYIN' AROUND HERE? 970 00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:35,207 BECAUSE-- 971 00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:36,742 WELL, I-- I GOT THIS. 972 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:38,944 I AM A-OK. 973 00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:40,579 THE SHERIFF APPOINTED ME 974 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,448 HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN. 975 00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:44,250 THE RIGHT HAND OF THE LAW. 976 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,352 >> MM-HMM, YOU KIDS THESE DAYS. 977 00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:48,053 >> KIDS? 978 00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:49,688 I THINK I'M OLDER THAN YOU ARE. 979 00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:52,724 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 980 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:53,459 >> VERY WELL. 981 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:54,160 I SUPPOSE THERE'S NOTHING 982 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:54,860 TO WORRY ABOUT, SINCE YOU HAVE 983 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,828 THAT LAW ENFORCEMENT DEGREE. 984 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,464 >> CRIMINAL JUSTICE. 985 00:34:58,464 --> 00:34:59,365 >> CRIMINAL JUSTICE. 986 00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:00,632 WELL, YOU SHOULD BE JUST FINE, 987 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:01,433 THEN, COMIN' FROM THE BIG CITY, 988 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:02,901 SHOULDN'T YA? 989 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:03,935 >> EVERYONE LOVES ME. 990 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,070 THEY ALL KNOW ME. 991 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:07,005 I'VE BEEN HERE NEARLY A YEAR. 992 00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,507 >> MM-HMM, I SEE. 993 00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:09,608 YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOME THINGS IN 994 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,709 THIS COUNTRY THAT YOU CITY FOLKS 995 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:11,577 JUST DON'T KNOW ABOUT. 996 00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:13,612 YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF. 997 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,381 >> LIKE WHAT? 998 00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:16,982 LIKE WITCHES? 999 00:35:16,982 --> 00:35:18,184 MONSTERS? 1000 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:22,188 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 1001 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:22,788 >> DON'T BURN THE PLACE DOWN, 1002 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:23,289 MORGAN. 1003 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:24,356 HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. 1004 00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:26,592 >> YES, MA'AM. 1005 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,227 >> AND DON'T MESS WITH MY DESK. 1006 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:30,729 [ BANJO MUSIC ] 1007 00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:32,063 >> HEY, WYATT? 1008 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:32,831 >> HUH? 1009 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:33,732 >> WYATT, DID YOU EVER HEAR ANY 1010 00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:35,201 OF THOSE STORIES OL' JOSEPHINE 1011 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:37,203 WAS TELLIN' BEFORE, MAN? 1012 00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,204 >> ABOUT THE SCARECROW? 1013 00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:39,438 >> THOSE ARE THE ONES. 1014 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,672 >> VIRG, IF YOU KNEW THE STORIES 1015 00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:42,007 I'VE HEARD ABOUT MOST THINGS, 1016 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:43,041 YOU'D NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE. 1017 00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:43,709 >> WHOA-WHOA-WHOA, 1018 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:44,976 SO IT IS TRUE? 1019 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:45,977 >> I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 1020 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,012 >> SO IT'S NOT TRUE? 1021 00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:48,214 >> DIDN'T SAY THAT EITHER. 1022 00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:48,547 >> WHAT THE HELL 1023 00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:49,581 ARE YOU SAYIN', MAN? 1024 00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:50,749 >> I'M SAYIN', DAMN IT, VIRG, 1025 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:51,650 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE, 1026 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,684 DO YOU? 1027 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:53,952 YOU DUN GOT US LOST! 1028 00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,086 >> AIN'T YOU THE OLDER ONE? 1029 00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:55,921 AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW 1030 00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:56,822 THE WHOLE WOODS LIKE 1031 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:59,358 THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, WYATT? 1032 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,260 >> WELL VIRG, CONSIDERING THIS 1033 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:04,330 WAS YOUR IDEA, I WAS OPERATING 1034 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,397 UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT YOU 1035 00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:06,865 WAS THE LEADER OF THIS HERE 1036 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,934 EXPEDITION, AND DESPITE 1037 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:09,968 THE NUMEROUS OCCASIONS 1038 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,270 WHEN YOUR PLANS BACKFIRED 1039 00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:12,804 UPON US, I WAS GIVIN' YOU 1040 00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:13,839 A CHANCE TO SHOW OFF 1041 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,341 YOUR LEADERSHIP ABILITY 1042 00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,409 AND WOODCRAFT LORE. 1043 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:20,045 IT SEEMS I MAY HAVE ERRED. 1044 00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:20,779 [ ANIMAL SCREECHING ] 1045 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,581 >> SHH-SHH-SHH! 1046 00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:25,551 >> YOU DON'T HEAR SHIT. 1047 00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:27,586 [ ANIMAL SCREECHING LOUDER ] 1048 00:36:33,091 --> 00:36:33,592 >> HOLY CRAP! 1049 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:34,125 HOLY CRAP! 1050 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:34,660 HOLY CRAP! 1051 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:35,261 HOLY CRAP! 1052 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,162 OH GOD! 1053 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:39,831 WYATT? 1054 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:41,567 WYATT, IS THAT YOU, MAN? 1055 00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:42,368 THIS IS NO TIME TO BE MESSIN' 1056 00:36:42,368 --> 00:36:44,270 AROUND WITH ME, WYATT. 1057 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:45,637 YOU OUT THERE? 1058 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:47,706 [ YELPING ] 1059 00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,844 [ SCREAMING ] 1060 00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:55,781 OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. 1061 00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:57,816 [ WHIMPERING ] 1062 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:01,453 DAMN IT, WYATT! 1063 00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:02,721 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', MAN? 1064 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:03,289 TRYIN' TO SCARE THE PISS 1065 00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:04,423 OUT OF ME, MAN? 1066 00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:05,857 WALKIN' AROUND IN THESE WOODS. 1067 00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:07,693 CAN WE JUST GET THE KIDS? 1068 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:08,093 GOD-- 1069 00:37:08,093 --> 00:37:08,860 [ GROWLING ] 1070 00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:09,995 OH. 1071 00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:10,962 OH YOU'RE GETTIN' INTO 1072 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:13,064 CHARACTER, I SEE, OKAY. 1073 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,367 SAVE IT FOR THEM, MAN. 1074 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,034 [ GROWLING ] 1075 00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:16,635 HEY! 1076 00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:19,137 COME ON! 1077 00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:25,311 [ MUSIC ] 1078 00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:27,446 [ GROWLING ] 1079 00:37:29,515 --> 00:37:31,082 >> IT'S YOUR TURN. 1080 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,084 DO JAMES EARL JONES. 1081 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:33,785 [ CHUCKLING ] 1082 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:34,420 >> ALL RIGHT. 1083 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:35,521 SIMBA, YOU DELIBERATELY 1084 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:36,988 DISOBEYED ME. 1085 00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:37,589 EVERYTHING THE LIGHT 1086 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:38,590 TOUCHES IS OUR KINGDOM-- 1087 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:42,027 [ ANIMAL HOWLING ] 1088 00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:44,062 >> THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE. 1089 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:46,097 >> STOP BEING SUCH A BABY. 1090 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,132 >> I DUNNO, BEC. 1091 00:37:47,132 --> 00:37:47,999 THOSE GUYS AT THE BAR 1092 00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:50,235 CREEPED ME OUT, TOO. 1093 00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:51,837 >> CAN YOU HELP ME OUT HERE? 1094 00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:53,505 >> I MEAN, IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY, 1095 00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:55,240 BUT IT'S FUN, THOUGH. 1096 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,008 >> IT'S NOT FUN ANYMORE. 1097 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:57,843 >> COME ON, MAN, LIKE, 1098 00:37:57,843 --> 00:37:59,345 AN EVIL SCARECROW? 1099 00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:00,245 LIKE, I'D BE MORE CREEPED OUT 1100 00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:01,246 ABOUT FUTURE PEDOPHILES 1101 00:38:01,246 --> 00:38:02,981 OF AMERICA... 1102 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:03,915 AT THE BAR. 1103 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:04,383 >> RIGHT? 1104 00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:05,250 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'. 1105 00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:06,352 IF MISS HUMPS-LOT OVER HERE 1106 00:38:06,352 --> 00:38:06,952 DIDN'T FLIRT WITH THEM THE WHOLE 1107 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:09,621 TIME, GETTIN' 'EM ALL RILED UP. 1108 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,256 >> WHATEVER. 1109 00:38:11,256 --> 00:38:13,425 >> YOU WERE REALLY FLIRTY. 1110 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:14,860 >> WHORISH. 1111 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:17,363 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 1112 00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:19,097 [ STICKS CRACKING ] 1113 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:20,065 >> WHO THE FUCK IS OUT THERE?! 1114 00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:21,199 I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! 1115 00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:21,833 >> SIT YOUR ASS DOWN! 1116 00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:22,468 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK 1117 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:24,069 YOU'RE DOING? 1118 00:38:24,069 --> 00:38:25,003 >> I MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT 'EM 1119 00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:26,372 TO KNOW WHERE WE ARE. 1120 00:38:26,372 --> 00:38:26,938 >> YEAH, LIKE THEY CAN'T SEE 1121 00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:27,973 THAT IN THE FUCKIN' DARK. 1122 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:28,840 >> FUCK OFF. 1123 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,376 >> CAN WE PLEASE GO HOME? 1124 00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:31,109 >> ALL RIGHT, COME ON, 1125 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,177 COME ON, CALM DOWN. 1126 00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:33,011 MAYBE REBECCA WAS RIGHT. 1127 00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:33,845 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST STEP AWAY 1128 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:34,546 FROM THE FIRE 1129 00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:36,582 AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 1130 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:41,853 [ CHUCKLING ] 1131 00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:42,788 >> OH YEAH. 1132 00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:44,590 I GOT THIS. 1133 00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:45,824 >> OH MY GOD. 1134 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,292 ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES 1135 00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:49,127 HAVE DONE WONDERS FOR YOU. 1136 00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:50,929 >> WHO BETTER TO PROTECT US? 1137 00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:54,766 >> NO, HE STAYS WITH ME! 1138 00:38:58,737 --> 00:38:59,405 >> YEAH, LET'S GO 1139 00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:01,940 GET US A SCARECROW. 1140 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,742 OR A REDNECK. 1141 00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,844 WHATEVER. 1142 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:06,311 >> NO. 1143 00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:06,978 >> OH, LET'S GO GET US A 1144 00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:07,713 SCARECROW, OR A REDNECK, 1145 00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:08,179 WHATEVER-- NO! 1146 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:08,914 I JUST WANNA FUCKIN' SIT HERE 1147 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,049 AND DRINK MY GODDAMN BEER. 1148 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:11,517 >> LET'S GO! 1149 00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:13,652 >> NOPE, NOPE. 1150 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,057 >> LET'S GO! 1151 00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:34,773 [ MUSIC ] 1152 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:37,175 >> DAGNABBIT, VIRG! 1153 00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:39,144 WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN US INTO? 1154 00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:44,750 I HATE YOU. 1155 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,059 OH, SHIT. 1156 00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:55,961 IT'S THEM KIDS. 1157 00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:58,096 WHAT DO I DO NOW? 1158 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,470 >> DO YOU SEE-- DO YOU-- 1159 00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:06,037 >> WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? 1160 00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:06,972 >> OKAY, SHH! 1161 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:07,405 >> DID YOU SEE? 1162 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,608 >> OKAY. 1163 00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:10,141 >> FUCK! 1164 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:12,444 >> YEAH. 1165 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:17,048 >> WELL, SHIT. 1166 00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:19,718 AIN'T THIS GRAND. 1167 00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:22,087 ANYBODY HERE? 1168 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:24,790 >> LOOKIN' FOR US, CREEP? 1169 00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:26,658 [ GROANING ] 1170 00:40:26,658 --> 00:40:27,092 >> DO YOU THINK THIS 1171 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:27,993 IS FUCKING FUNNY, 1172 00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:30,295 TRYING TO SCARE US LIKE THAT? 1173 00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:31,663 WE'LL SHOW YOU. 1174 00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:34,265 [ GRUNTING ] 1175 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,201 >> VIRG... 1176 00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:42,173 [ GROANING ] 1177 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:53,985 [ MUSIC ] 1178 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:55,086 >> WE DID IT. 1179 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:55,987 >> YEAH! 1180 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,122 WE KILLED IT! 1181 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:58,323 >> HEY, HEY, HEY! 1182 00:40:58,323 --> 00:40:59,991 GET BACK HERE! 1183 00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:02,193 [ INDISTINCT YELLING ] 1184 00:41:03,529 --> 00:41:04,696 >> SEE, TOLD YOU, MAN. 1185 00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:05,263 REBECCA CAN TAKE CARE 1186 00:41:05,263 --> 00:41:06,798 OF HERSELF. 1187 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:07,533 >> YEAH, I GUESS SO, 1188 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:08,534 BUT I REALLY THOUGHT 1189 00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:10,068 THERE WERE TWO OF 'EM. 1190 00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:11,803 >> I SHALL PROTECT YOU. 1191 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:14,105 >> MY HERO. 1192 00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:31,189 >> STRANGE THINGS, JO. 1193 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:33,024 I DON'T LIKE IT. 1194 00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:35,293 >> THINK IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT? 1195 00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:36,194 >> WHO'S TO SAY? 1196 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:37,929 IT'S BEEN QUIET FOR YEARS. 1197 00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:40,599 >> YEAH, WELL, CAN'T BE HELPED. 1198 00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:46,137 BEST TO PREPARE, JUST IN CASE. 1199 00:41:59,317 --> 00:41:59,785 >> ALL RIGHT, 1200 00:41:59,785 --> 00:42:00,285 WE'LL TRY THAT AGAIN. 1201 00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:01,119 YOU WANT YOU TO GO HIGH, 1202 00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:01,920 AND I'LL GO LOW? 1203 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,054 OR YOU WANNA GO LOW? 1204 00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:03,655 >> OH... 1205 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:06,057 I'LL-- I'LL TAKE THE HIGH ROAD. 1206 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,726 >> GOOD CHOICE. 1207 00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:08,860 [singing] GLORY GLORY 1208 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,328 >> WAIT. 1209 00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:12,831 MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE COMING 1210 00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:14,933 OF THE GLORY OF THE LORD 1211 00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:15,601 >> I GUESS WE DON'T 1212 00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:16,501 KNOW THE LYRICS, FATHER. 1213 00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:17,736 >> WE DON'T KNOW THE LYRICS. 1214 00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:21,339 AND SAINTS GO MARCHING IN 1215 00:42:21,339 --> 00:42:25,276 GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH 1216 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:29,214 GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH 1217 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:32,618 GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH 1218 00:42:32,618 --> 00:42:35,687 HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING ON 1219 00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:36,722 >> OH, THAT'S A WONDERFUL SONG. 1220 00:42:36,722 --> 00:42:37,656 >> WELL DONE, WELL DONE. 1221 00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:38,256 >> WONDERFUL SONG. 1222 00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:39,024 >> I LOVE YOUR VOICE, FATHER. 1223 00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:40,626 IT'S LIKE A CHORUS OF ANGELS. 1224 00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:41,259 >> YEAH, I REALLY FELT 1225 00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:43,094 THE SPIRIT ON THAT ONE. 1226 00:42:45,731 --> 00:42:46,431 >> MAN, I STILL CAN'T SEE 1227 00:42:46,431 --> 00:42:48,834 NOTHIN' OUTTA THESE MASKS, MAN. 1228 00:42:48,834 --> 00:42:51,870 [ GRUNTING ] 1229 00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:52,403 DAMN IT, WYATT, 1230 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,673 WE FOUND MORE ASPHALT, MAN. 1231 00:42:54,673 --> 00:42:55,506 UNLESS THESE KIDS ARE CAMPIN' 1232 00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:56,341 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, 1233 00:42:56,341 --> 00:42:56,842 I DON'T THINK WE GOING 1234 00:42:56,842 --> 00:42:58,877 THE RIGHT WAY! 1235 00:42:58,877 --> 00:42:59,344 OH CRAP, THERE'S 1236 00:42:59,344 --> 00:42:59,911 A CAR COMIN', MAN! 1237 00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:00,746 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 1238 00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:04,115 GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH 1239 00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:05,483 GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH 1240 00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:05,951 THEY CAN'T SEE US 1241 00:43:05,951 --> 00:43:07,485 LIKE THIS, MAN! 1242 00:43:07,485 --> 00:43:08,353 HALLELUJAH 1243 00:43:08,353 --> 00:43:09,220 >> DEAR GOD, 1244 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:10,922 WHAT IS THAT UP THERE? 1245 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:11,422 >> OH MY... 1246 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:12,457 >> YOU SEE THAT? 1247 00:43:12,457 --> 00:43:13,324 >> IT'S HORRIBLE. 1248 00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:14,459 [ CAR HORN HONKING ] 1249 00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:17,028 >> COME ON, MAN! 1250 00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:18,563 >> OH GOD, IT'S TERRIBLE! 1251 00:43:18,563 --> 00:43:20,131 >> GO, GO, GO, GO!!! 1252 00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:20,966 [ TIRES SQUEALING ] 1253 00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,834 JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL?! 1254 00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:25,003 OH MY GOD, JESUS CHRIST! 1255 00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:25,536 >> LET'S GET THE FUCK 1256 00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:26,504 OUT OF HERE! 1257 00:43:26,504 --> 00:43:29,741 [ BANJO MUSIC ] 1258 00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:32,210 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 1259 00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:37,215 [ PHONE RINGING ] 1260 00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:38,116 >> HELLO, GOOD EVENING, 1261 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,250 SHERIFF'S STATION. 1262 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:41,552 DEPUTY SHERIFF MORGAN SPEAKING. 1263 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:42,587 WHOA! 1264 00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:44,923 WHOA, EASY. 1265 00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:46,191 FATHER... 1266 00:43:46,191 --> 00:43:47,693 FATHER ROTHSTEIN. 1267 00:43:47,693 --> 00:43:49,961 SETTLE DOWN, WHAT-- 1268 00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:55,701 A WHAT? 1269 00:43:55,701 --> 00:43:58,804 UH, REALLY? 1270 00:43:58,804 --> 00:44:01,139 YOU DON'T SAY? 1271 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,241 AND IT'S A SCARECROW? 1272 00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:06,244 OKAY. 1273 00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:08,780 OKAY, UH-- 1274 00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:11,616 SURE, A SCARECROW. 1275 00:44:11,616 --> 00:44:13,719 UH, YEAH. 1276 00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,286 YOU KNOW, FATHER, ISN'T IT-- 1277 00:44:15,286 --> 00:44:16,587 ISN'T IT A SIN FOR 1278 00:44:16,587 --> 00:44:18,189 A MAN OF THE CLOTH TO 1279 00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:20,325 PARTICIPATE IN PRANKS ON PEOPLE? 1280 00:44:22,393 --> 00:44:23,594 REALLY? 1281 00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:25,731 OKAY. 1282 00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:27,799 OKAY, SURE. 1283 00:44:27,799 --> 00:44:28,633 WELL, DID THE SHERIFF 1284 00:44:28,633 --> 00:44:30,401 PUT YOU UP TO THIS? 1285 00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:32,437 I BET HE DID. 1286 00:44:32,437 --> 00:44:34,005 YEAH, WELL HE'S NOT 1287 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:36,407 GONNA GET ME OVER AGAIN. 1288 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:39,310 OKAY, WHERE? 1289 00:44:39,310 --> 00:44:40,211 OKAY, I'M HEADED THERE 1290 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:41,980 RIGHT NOW. 1291 00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:44,149 RIGHT, RIGHT. 1292 00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:48,519 MAN OH MAN. 1293 00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:01,599 [ DOG BARKING ] 1294 00:45:12,811 --> 00:45:13,611 >> BETTY, I SUSPECT 1295 00:45:13,611 --> 00:45:15,881 THAT DOG HAS TO GO OUT. 1296 00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:16,681 >> SOMETHIN' OUT THERE 1297 00:45:16,681 --> 00:45:18,850 GOT HIM ALL RILED UP. 1298 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:21,820 [ GROWLING ] 1299 00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:24,089 [ BARKING ] 1300 00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:28,093 >> ALRIGHTY THEN. 1301 00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:33,698 [ BARKING ] 1302 00:45:33,698 --> 00:45:34,632 >> GO ON, NOW! 1303 00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:35,901 COME ON, GIT! 1304 00:45:35,901 --> 00:45:36,802 GIT! 1305 00:45:36,802 --> 00:45:37,803 HA! 1306 00:45:37,803 --> 00:45:42,073 [ BARKING CONTINUES ] 1307 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:43,809 [ WHIMPERING ] 1308 00:45:43,809 --> 00:45:44,375 >> LITTLE FELLA 1309 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:46,711 SEEMS ALL RILED UP OUT THERE. 1310 00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:50,315 I'D BEST GO CHECK. 1311 00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:50,982 WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER 1312 00:45:50,982 --> 00:45:52,517 SKUNK INCIDENT. 1313 00:45:52,517 --> 00:45:53,718 >> OR WORSE. 1314 00:45:53,718 --> 00:45:54,285 [ SCOFFING ] 1315 00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:56,154 >> OR WORSE. 1316 00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:06,331 [ GROWLING ] 1317 00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:07,565 IT'S WORSE. 1318 00:46:07,565 --> 00:46:08,399 [ LAUGHING ] 1319 00:46:08,399 --> 00:46:08,934 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S 1320 00:46:08,934 --> 00:46:09,901 GOTTEN INTO YOU, WYATT, 1321 00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:11,436 BUT THAT SURE WAS FUNNY, MAN. 1322 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:13,872 OH, JESUS. 1323 00:46:13,872 --> 00:46:15,473 >> WHERE'S MY PISTOL? 1324 00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:16,474 THERE'S SOMETHIN' OUT THERE. 1325 00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:17,642 >> COME ON, MAN. 1326 00:46:17,642 --> 00:46:19,277 COME ON. 1327 00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:25,416 WYATT, YOU GOT A MEAN 1328 00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:26,952 OL' STREAK IN YOU, MAN. 1329 00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:28,253 [ GROWLING ] 1330 00:46:28,253 --> 00:46:28,753 [ CHUCKLING ] 1331 00:46:28,753 --> 00:46:29,921 OKAY, I KINDA FIGURED 1332 00:46:29,921 --> 00:46:30,922 YOU'D SAY THAT. 1333 00:46:30,922 --> 00:46:31,857 NOW CAN WE STOP FOOLIN' AROUND 1334 00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:33,091 AND GO FIND THOSE KIDS? 1335 00:46:33,091 --> 00:46:35,193 COME ON, MAN. 1336 00:46:43,434 --> 00:46:45,136 >> HOW ABOUT OREOS? 1337 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:46,237 >> I LIKE THEM. 1338 00:46:46,237 --> 00:46:49,174 >> HOW ABOUT BEING ONE? 1339 00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:51,209 >> WHAT? 1340 00:46:53,378 --> 00:46:57,148 [ PANTING ] 1341 00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:58,884 >> OL' JOSEPHINE WAS RIGHT, 1342 00:46:58,884 --> 00:47:01,319 NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS. 1343 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,053 >> SCARECROW! 1344 00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:03,121 >> WE'RE GONNA GET YA! 1345 00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:03,989 [ LAUGHING ] 1346 00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:05,490 >> OH, CHRIST ALL FRIDAY! 1347 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:07,092 >> COME OUT AND PLAY! 1348 00:47:07,092 --> 00:47:09,294 [ BANJO MUSIC PLAYING ] 1349 00:47:11,897 --> 00:47:14,365 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 1350 00:47:20,906 --> 00:47:21,672 [ BELL RINGING ] 1351 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:22,607 >> SHERIFF, SHERIFF! 1352 00:47:22,607 --> 00:47:23,341 YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A HAND 1353 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,010 ON SOMETHIN'. 1354 00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:27,645 HEY, UH, NICE TO SEE YOU DEPUTY. 1355 00:47:27,645 --> 00:47:28,313 >> HOW YA DOIN', BILL? 1356 00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:28,779 >> HOW ARE YA? 1357 00:47:28,779 --> 00:47:29,414 >> GOOD, GOOD. 1358 00:47:29,414 --> 00:47:30,381 HOW'S IT GOIN'? 1359 00:47:30,381 --> 00:47:32,150 >> I WAS WONDERIN' IF, POSSIBLY, 1360 00:47:32,150 --> 00:47:33,051 UH, YOU COULD GET THE SHERIFF 1361 00:47:33,051 --> 00:47:33,919 TO COME OUT OF THE BACK? 1362 00:47:33,919 --> 00:47:34,920 I'M HAVIN' A SITUATION 1363 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,087 WITH MY DOG. 1364 00:47:36,087 --> 00:47:36,988 >> YEAH, WHAT'S THE SITUATION 1365 00:47:36,988 --> 00:47:38,489 WITH THE DOG? 1366 00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:39,925 >> WELL, I'M SURE YOU CAN HANDLE 1367 00:47:39,925 --> 00:47:41,326 REGULAR DOG SITUATIONS, 1368 00:47:41,326 --> 00:47:42,027 BUT BELIEVE ME, 1369 00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:42,961 THIS IS A-- 1370 00:47:42,961 --> 00:47:44,229 UNUSUAL DOG SITUATION, 1371 00:47:44,229 --> 00:47:45,196 AND, UH-- 1372 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:45,796 >> REALLY? 1373 00:47:45,796 --> 00:47:46,531 >> WE'D JUST AS SOON HAVE 1374 00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:47,532 THE SHERIFF'S EXPERTISE 1375 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:48,399 AND YEARS OF EXPERIENCE 1376 00:47:48,399 --> 00:47:49,667 ON THE CASE. 1377 00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:50,401 >> RIGHT. 1378 00:47:50,401 --> 00:47:51,502 UH, HE'S NOT REACHABLE 1379 00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:52,237 RIGHT NOW. 1380 00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:53,071 I COULD HELP YOU OUT 1381 00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:55,106 IF YOU NEED IT. 1382 00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:56,474 >> YES, THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. 1383 00:47:56,474 --> 00:47:57,608 BUT IF WE COULD PERHAPS 1384 00:47:57,608 --> 00:47:59,077 HAVE THE SHERIFF, UH, 1385 00:47:59,077 --> 00:48:00,311 CONSULTED BY PHONE? 1386 00:48:00,311 --> 00:48:00,946 >> WELL, I CAN LEAVE HIM 1387 00:48:00,946 --> 00:48:02,113 A MESSAGE, TELL HIM 1388 00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:03,748 TO GET AHOLD OF YA. 1389 00:48:03,748 --> 00:48:04,983 >> WELL, IS HE ON VACATION 1390 00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:05,951 MUCH LONGER, DEPUTY? 1391 00:48:05,951 --> 00:48:08,653 >> UH, A FEW MORE DAYS. 1392 00:48:08,653 --> 00:48:10,288 >> I GUESS I'LL WAIT AT HOME 1393 00:48:10,288 --> 00:48:11,389 FOR MY ANSWER, AND YOU COULD 1394 00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:12,523 HAVE HIM, UH, CALL ME 1395 00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:13,558 AT YOUR FIRST CONVENIENCE? 1396 00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:14,225 >> OKAY. 1397 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:15,293 >> OKAY, THANK YOU, DEPUTY. 1398 00:48:15,293 --> 00:48:15,860 >> THANK YOU. 1399 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:16,394 >> HAVE A GOOD DAY. 1400 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:17,095 >> YOU TOO. 1401 00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:19,230 [ BELL RINGING ] 1402 00:48:26,104 --> 00:48:27,538 >> GOOD NIGHT. 1403 00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:29,674 >> GOOD NIGHT. 1404 00:48:29,674 --> 00:48:32,377 >> AND SLEEP TIGHT. 1405 00:48:32,377 --> 00:48:34,612 AND MAKE SURE YOU SLEEP. 1406 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:51,396 [ MUSIC ] 1407 00:48:51,396 --> 00:48:52,463 >> TIMMY! 1408 00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:56,201 TIMMY! 1409 00:48:56,201 --> 00:48:56,801 >> WHAT? 1410 00:48:56,801 --> 00:48:57,502 I WAS SLEEPIN'. 1411 00:48:57,502 --> 00:48:59,470 MOM'LL GET MAD. 1412 00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:01,006 >> TIMMY, I'M SCARED. 1413 00:49:01,006 --> 00:49:01,606 >> OF WHAT? 1414 00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:03,341 GO TO SEEP. 1415 00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:04,675 >> THE SCARECROW. 1416 00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:06,244 >> THERE'S NO SUCH THING. 1417 00:49:06,244 --> 00:49:07,012 >> OH YEAH? 1418 00:49:07,012 --> 00:49:09,014 LOOK. 1419 00:49:09,014 --> 00:49:11,816 [ BOTH SCREAMING ] 1420 00:49:11,816 --> 00:49:12,650 >> WYATT! 1421 00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:13,418 WHAT IN THE SAM HILL 1422 00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:14,885 ARE YOU DOIN' NOW, MAN? 1423 00:49:14,885 --> 00:49:15,520 I SWEAR, WHAT HAS 1424 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,022 GOTTEN INTO YOU, DUDE? 1425 00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:17,922 >> IT'S A SCARECROW, 1426 00:49:17,922 --> 00:49:20,291 IT'S A SCARECROW AT THE WINDOW! 1427 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:21,192 >> GET YOUR GUN, DAD, 1428 00:49:21,192 --> 00:49:22,693 AND BLAST IT! 1429 00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:23,494 >> WE GOT TO GIT, WYATT! 1430 00:49:23,494 --> 00:49:25,463 COME ON, MAN! 1431 00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:28,299 WYATT, DO YOU KNOW 1432 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:29,067 WHAT GIT MEANS? 1433 00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:31,336 COME ON! 1434 00:49:37,142 --> 00:49:39,477 >> YOU SEE ANYTHING? 1435 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:40,545 >> NO. 1436 00:49:40,545 --> 00:49:41,846 I'M GONNA GO CHECK. 1437 00:49:41,846 --> 00:49:42,513 YOU LOCK THE DOOR AND HOLE UP 1438 00:49:42,513 --> 00:49:43,281 WITH THE KIDS, OKAY? 1439 00:49:43,281 --> 00:49:45,883 >> OKAY. 1440 00:49:45,883 --> 00:49:48,053 CAREFUL, YOU DAMN FOOL. 1441 00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:53,524 [ SHOTGUN RACKING ] 1442 00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:55,060 >> JUST IN CASE. 1443 00:49:55,060 --> 00:49:55,560 >> YOU KNOW THAT WON'T 1444 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,794 DO NO GOOD. 1445 00:49:56,794 --> 00:49:59,164 EXCEPT MAKE IT MAD. 1446 00:49:59,164 --> 00:50:00,598 >> WELL, JO, I'M JUST HOPIN' 1447 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,600 IT'S NOTHIN' BUT YOUR NERVES. 1448 00:50:05,536 --> 00:50:05,936 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE 1449 00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:08,339 TOLD THAT STORY. 1450 00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:11,976 JUST SAYIN'. 1451 00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:15,080 >> EVERY TIME I GET TO SCHOOL, 1452 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:15,913 I TELL HIM HE HAS TO GO 1453 00:50:15,913 --> 00:50:16,781 TO THE BATHROOM 1454 00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:18,383 AND LICK THE TOILET. 1455 00:50:18,383 --> 00:50:20,218 I EVEN TOLD HIM, "MY DAD'S 1456 00:50:20,218 --> 00:50:21,552 THE SHERIFF, YOU HAVE TO 1457 00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:23,188 DO WHAT I SAY." 1458 00:50:23,188 --> 00:50:24,222 THERE'S REALLY NO OPTION. 1459 00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:25,590 >> I TELL YOU WHAT! 1460 00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:27,225 >> OH, I DON'T WANNA KNOW THAT! 1461 00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:28,326 >> YEAH, I PANCAKED HIM. 1462 00:50:28,326 --> 00:50:29,960 IT WAS-- IT WAS TERRIBLE, MAN. 1463 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,062 >> THAT'S GROSS. 1464 00:50:31,062 --> 00:50:31,996 >> OH YEAH, WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT 1465 00:50:31,996 --> 00:50:33,264 TO DO WITH HIM, SO WE KINDA JUST 1466 00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:34,532 THREW HIM OUT IN THE BACK, 1467 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:35,766 AND WE JUST-- YOU KNOW, 1468 00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:37,335 JUST ANOTHER GOPHER IN THE YARD. 1469 00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:39,070 [ CHUCKLING ] 1470 00:50:39,070 --> 00:50:40,605 >> I-- I FULLY SUPPORT 1471 00:50:40,605 --> 00:50:41,106 WHAT YOU TOLD US. 1472 00:50:41,106 --> 00:50:42,006 >> EVAN! 1473 00:50:42,006 --> 00:50:43,308 EVAN! 1474 00:50:43,308 --> 00:50:44,575 EVAN! 1475 00:50:44,575 --> 00:50:46,544 OKAY, YOUR MOM WAS TALKIN' 1476 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,413 TO MY MOM ABOUT HOW 1477 00:50:48,413 --> 00:50:50,315 SHE WAS TALKING TO YOUR UNCLE-- 1478 00:50:50,315 --> 00:50:51,882 IT'S KINDA LIKE, MY GRANDPA, 1479 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:52,417 HE WAS TALKIN' TO 1480 00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:53,851 THE CONVENIENCE STORE GUY, 1481 00:50:53,851 --> 00:50:55,019 WHICH I THINK WAS TALKIN'-- 1482 00:50:55,019 --> 00:50:56,887 >> WELL GET ON WITH IT, NOW! 1483 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:57,788 >> THIS SCARECROW POPS 1484 00:50:57,788 --> 00:50:59,290 OUTTA NOWHERE, AND SCARES 1485 00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:00,725 YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER. 1486 00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:02,460 >> MY BROTHER AND SISTER? 1487 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:04,262 >> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 1488 00:51:04,262 --> 00:51:05,029 >> WE'RE GONNA GET 1489 00:51:05,029 --> 00:51:06,131 THAT SUMBITCH! 1490 00:51:06,131 --> 00:51:06,864 >> YEAH! 1491 00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:07,432 LET'S GET 'UM! 1492 00:51:07,432 --> 00:51:07,965 >> YEAH!!! 1493 00:51:07,965 --> 00:51:10,368 >> COME ON! 1494 00:51:13,871 --> 00:51:15,440 [ CAR ENGINE REVVING ] 1495 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,275 [ PANTING ] 1496 00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:21,812 >> JUST GOTTA CATCH MY BREATH. 1497 00:51:23,681 --> 00:51:24,449 I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR 1498 00:51:24,449 --> 00:51:26,517 THE EXERTION TODAY. 1499 00:51:26,517 --> 00:51:28,786 [ CAR APPROACHING ] 1500 00:51:30,255 --> 00:51:32,423 [ HOOTING AND HOLLERING ] 1501 00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:35,893 WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON HERE? 1502 00:51:35,893 --> 00:51:36,427 VIRG, WHEN I GET 1503 00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:38,596 MY HANDS ON YOU... 1504 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,669 [ APPROACHING CAR STOPS ] 1505 00:51:44,669 --> 00:51:47,071 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 1506 00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:54,512 >> WAIT, DID YOU 1507 00:51:54,512 --> 00:51:56,281 BRING IT THIS TIME? 1508 00:51:56,281 --> 00:51:56,681 >> YEAH. 1509 00:51:56,681 --> 00:51:57,448 >> NOT LIKE LAST TIME? 1510 00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,983 >> YEAH. 1511 00:51:58,983 --> 00:52:00,985 >> WELL, WHERE IS IT? 1512 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:04,622 >> SHIT, IT'S IN THE CAR. 1513 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,924 >> YOU'D BEST GO GET IT, THEN. 1514 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,795 AND MORE WINE, TOO. 1515 00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:13,198 HURRY, BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND. 1516 00:52:16,401 --> 00:52:18,569 YOU'RE MINE NOW, YOU BIG DUMMY. 1517 00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:19,404 [ GROWLING ] 1518 00:52:19,404 --> 00:52:21,306 [ SCREAMING ] 1519 00:52:21,306 --> 00:52:23,073 [ LAUGHING ] 1520 00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:23,641 >> THAT WAS SOME 1521 00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,210 FUNNY SHIT, WYATT! 1522 00:52:25,210 --> 00:52:26,677 [ GROWLING ] 1523 00:52:26,677 --> 00:52:27,545 >> WHAT THE HELL? 1524 00:52:27,545 --> 00:52:28,045 I'LL GET YOU, 1525 00:52:28,045 --> 00:52:29,814 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1526 00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:30,581 >> COME ON, JOE. 1527 00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:32,217 I WANT TO GO HOME. 1528 00:52:32,217 --> 00:52:32,617 >> DAMN IT. 1529 00:52:32,617 --> 00:52:35,019 >> I WANT TO GO HOME NOW! 1530 00:52:35,019 --> 00:52:36,821 >> IF I FIND THAT GUY... 1531 00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:37,855 > OH MAN, YOU'RE PISSIN' OFF 1532 00:52:37,855 --> 00:52:38,956 EVERYBODY TONIGHT. 1533 00:52:38,956 --> 00:52:40,258 LET'S SKEDADDLE, MAN. 1534 00:52:40,258 --> 00:52:42,560 [ CAR ENGINE STARTING ] 1535 00:52:44,462 --> 00:52:59,444 [ MUSIC ] 1536 00:53:00,745 --> 00:53:04,249 [ STICK DRAGGING ON GROUND ] 1537 00:53:04,249 --> 00:53:06,351 >> COME ON, KELLY, KEEP UP. 1538 00:53:06,351 --> 00:53:08,419 >> I'M GETTIN' KINDA BORED. 1539 00:53:08,419 --> 00:53:09,954 AND TIRED. 1540 00:53:09,954 --> 00:53:11,389 >> DO YOU WANNA GO BACK? 1541 00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:14,992 DON'T YOU WANNA CATCH THIS GUY? 1542 00:53:14,992 --> 00:53:16,261 THERE'S A HOUSE RIGHT THERE. 1543 00:53:16,261 --> 00:53:16,627 WE'LL GO AND SEE 1544 00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:18,329 IF THEY SAW ANYTHING. 1545 00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:20,631 >> WHAT IF IT'S NOT A GUY? 1546 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:23,167 >> DO YOU MEAN, 1547 00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:23,968 "WHAT IF IT'S NOT A GUY?" 1548 00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:26,671 AS IN, IT'S AN ACTUAL SCARECROW? 1549 00:53:26,671 --> 00:53:28,906 [ LAUGHING ] 1550 00:53:31,809 --> 00:53:33,944 WE'LL STILL BEAT ITS ASS. 1551 00:53:33,944 --> 00:53:34,579 >> HEY! 1552 00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:36,013 WHO GOES THERE? 1553 00:53:36,013 --> 00:53:37,282 WHO ARE YOU? 1554 00:53:37,282 --> 00:53:39,284 I HAVE A GUN AND I WILL USE IT. 1555 00:53:39,284 --> 00:53:39,784 >> YEAH? 1556 00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:40,418 WELL I HAVE THIS STICK, 1557 00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:41,352 AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! 1558 00:53:41,352 --> 00:53:42,287 >> DUDE, WAIT. 1559 00:53:42,287 --> 00:53:43,488 HI, I'M-I'M KELLY, 1560 00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:44,489 AND THIS IS REBECCA. 1561 00:53:44,489 --> 00:53:46,424 WE-- WE'RE JUST CAMPIN' 1562 00:53:46,424 --> 00:53:48,459 WITH SOME FRIENDS, AND-- 1563 00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:49,894 WHAT WE ASSUME WAS A DUDE 1564 00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:50,861 DRESSED AS A SCARECROW 1565 00:53:50,861 --> 00:53:52,430 CAME TO TERRORIZE US. 1566 00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:53,431 WE BEAT HIM UP, AND NOW 1567 00:53:53,431 --> 00:53:54,765 WE'RE JUST CHASIN' HIM. 1568 00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:55,800 MY FRIEND WILL KICK YOUR ASS 1569 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,368 IF YOU TRY TO HURT US. 1570 00:53:57,368 --> 00:53:58,135 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 1571 00:53:58,135 --> 00:53:59,404 FAIR ENOUGH. 1572 00:53:59,404 --> 00:54:00,971 I-- I TOO AM CHASING A MAN 1573 00:54:00,971 --> 00:54:03,040 DRESSED AS A SCARECROW. 1574 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,074 HE SCARED THE BEJEEZUS 1575 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:05,643 OUT OF MY LITTLE ONES. 1576 00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:06,143 WE DON'T NEED THIS KIND 1577 00:54:06,143 --> 00:54:08,112 OF CRAP AROUND HERE. 1578 00:54:08,112 --> 00:54:09,314 [ SCREAMING ] 1579 00:54:09,314 --> 00:54:11,048 >> WHAT THE HELL? 1580 00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:11,616 >> I'LL GET YOU, 1581 00:54:11,616 --> 00:54:12,683 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1582 00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:14,385 >> WE GOTTA GO HELP. 1583 00:54:14,385 --> 00:54:15,520 >> WELL, HOLD ON NOW. 1584 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:16,687 WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER. 1585 00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:17,655 YOU KNOW, FOR SAFETY IN NUMBERS 1586 00:54:17,655 --> 00:54:19,056 AND EVERYTHING. 1587 00:54:19,056 --> 00:54:19,990 >> WHAT, ARE YOU SCARED TOO? 1588 00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:20,791 IT'S JUST A GUY IN A COSTUME, 1589 00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:22,493 RIGHT? 1590 00:54:22,493 --> 00:54:24,695 >> OH LORD, I HOPE SO. 1591 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:25,863 >> THIS WHOLE SCARECROW THING 1592 00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:28,833 IS JUST LEGEND, RIGHT? 1593 00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:30,200 >> WELL, I DUNNO, IT'S-- 1594 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,001 YEAH, IT'S-- 1595 00:54:31,001 --> 00:54:32,169 IT'S PROBABLY JUST A-- 1596 00:54:32,169 --> 00:54:34,905 A MAN IN A MASK OR SOMETHIN'. 1597 00:54:34,905 --> 00:54:35,506 >> WHY DIDN'T HE 1598 00:54:35,506 --> 00:54:36,907 ANSWER MY QUESTION? 1599 00:54:36,907 --> 00:54:38,976 >> COME ON, LET'S GO! 1600 00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:43,013 >> COME ON. 1601 00:54:45,650 --> 00:54:47,752 [ PHONE RINGING ] 1602 00:54:51,088 --> 00:54:52,923 >> SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 1603 00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:55,460 WHAT? 1604 00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:57,695 A SCARECROW? 1605 00:54:57,695 --> 00:54:58,496 I'VE HEARD THIS. 1606 00:54:58,496 --> 00:55:00,064 IS THIS-- IS THIS A JOKE? 1607 00:55:00,064 --> 00:55:01,366 [ PHONE RINGING ] 1608 00:55:01,366 --> 00:55:03,033 HOLD, PLEASE. 1609 00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:05,570 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 1610 00:55:05,570 --> 00:55:08,639 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 1611 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:09,907 OKAY, OKAY. 1612 00:55:09,907 --> 00:55:11,376 [ PHONE RINGING ] 1613 00:55:11,376 --> 00:55:12,643 HOLD, PLEASE. 1614 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,713 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 1615 00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:16,447 SERIOUSLY?! 1616 00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:17,615 [ PHONE RINGING ] 1617 00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:18,816 OKAY, HOLD, PLEASE. 1618 00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:21,151 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 1619 00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:23,187 WHERE? 1620 00:55:23,187 --> 00:55:25,556 WITH WHO? 1621 00:55:25,556 --> 00:55:28,793 YOUR GIRLFRIEND, DOING WHAT? 1622 00:55:28,793 --> 00:55:29,994 WITH A SCARECROW? 1623 00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:31,529 [ PHONE RINGING ] 1624 00:55:31,529 --> 00:55:32,563 OKAY, HOLD, PLEASE. 1625 00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:34,699 SHERIFF'S OFFICE. 1626 00:55:34,699 --> 00:55:36,767 HA, HA, HA, HA, FUNNY! 1627 00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:38,703 FUNNY, I GET-- OKAY. 1628 00:55:38,703 --> 00:55:41,005 BYE. 1629 00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:41,672 >> I DUNNO WHAT THE HELL 1630 00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:42,973 THOSE GUYS ARE UP TO. 1631 00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:43,574 >> I HOPE WE NEVER 1632 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:44,709 SEE THEM AGAIN. 1633 00:55:44,709 --> 00:55:45,410 OH MY GOD, JOE! 1634 00:55:45,410 --> 00:55:46,477 THERE HE IS! 1635 00:55:46,477 --> 00:55:47,778 >> WHAT THE HELL? 1636 00:55:47,778 --> 00:55:49,780 >> AHH! 1637 00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:53,484 >> HEY, 'SCUSE ME, PARTNER. 1638 00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:54,719 >> YOU SON OF A BITCH! 1639 00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:55,252 I'M GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS! 1640 00:55:55,252 --> 00:55:56,787 >> WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA! 1641 00:55:56,787 --> 00:55:58,656 > JOE, GET BACK HERE! 1642 00:55:58,656 --> 00:55:59,590 JOE! 1643 00:55:59,590 --> 00:56:01,726 I'M SCARED! 1644 00:56:03,928 --> 00:56:07,832 [ PANTING ] 1645 00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:09,299 >> VIRG, OL' BOY, 1646 00:56:09,299 --> 00:56:11,869 I GET THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION 1647 00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:14,038 YOU WERE BEHIND THIS SOMEHOWS. 1648 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:16,674 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 1649 00:56:16,674 --> 00:56:18,275 >> GET THAT SUMBITCH! 1650 00:56:18,275 --> 00:56:19,810 [ HOOTING AND HOLLERING ] 1651 00:56:19,810 --> 00:56:22,046 >> AW, HELL. 1652 00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:23,881 >> YEAH, THERE HE IS! 1653 00:56:28,953 --> 00:56:29,520 >> ALL RIGHT, WYATT, 1654 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,921 WHAT YOU THINK, MAN? 1655 00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:32,457 SHOULD WE GO THAT WAY, 1656 00:56:32,457 --> 00:56:35,292 OR THAT WAY? 1657 00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:36,461 LET ME GUESS... 1658 00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:38,062 "MMRGH!" 1659 00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:39,229 [ GROWLING ] 1660 00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:40,330 YEP, ALL RIGHT. 1661 00:56:40,330 --> 00:56:42,533 COME ON. 1662 00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:52,710 >> WATCH IT, YOU ASSHOLE! 1663 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:54,512 [ GROWLING ] 1664 00:56:54,512 --> 00:56:55,913 >> HOLY CRAP, THAT WAS CLOSE! 1665 00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:56,781 YOU OKAY, BUDDY? 1666 00:56:56,781 --> 00:56:57,515 [ LAUGHING ] 1667 00:56:57,515 --> 00:56:58,282 [ GROWLING ] 1668 00:56:58,282 --> 00:56:59,484 OW, OKAY! 1669 00:56:59,484 --> 00:57:00,818 OKAY MAN, BAD IDEA. 1670 00:57:00,818 --> 00:57:01,619 GAME OVER, RIGHT? 1671 00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:02,853 LET'S-- LET'S JUST 1672 00:57:02,853 --> 00:57:04,088 GO BACK TO JOSEPHINE'S. 1673 00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:05,322 MAYBE WE CAN GET LAST CALL, 1674 00:57:05,322 --> 00:57:06,757 RIGHT? 1675 00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:08,025 [ GROWLING ] 1676 00:57:08,025 --> 00:57:08,726 KINDA FIGURED YOU'D 1677 00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:09,594 SAY THAT, OL' BOY. 1678 00:57:09,594 --> 00:57:11,762 COME ON, MAN. 1679 00:57:16,567 --> 00:57:18,836 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 1680 00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:28,513 [ BELL RINGING ] 1681 00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:30,014 >> SHERIFF, THERE'S A MOB 1682 00:57:30,014 --> 00:57:31,882 CONGREGATING-- OH, SHIT. 1683 00:57:31,882 --> 00:57:32,349 >> OH, HEY BURT. 1684 00:57:32,349 --> 00:57:33,217 HOW YOU DOIN'? 1685 00:57:33,217 --> 00:57:34,084 >> I'M DOIN' VERY WELL. 1686 00:57:34,084 --> 00:57:35,152 HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 1687 00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:35,820 >> I'M-- I'M GREAT. 1688 00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:36,954 HOW CAN I HELP YA? 1689 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,422 >> IS THE SHERIFF AROUND? 1690 00:57:38,422 --> 00:57:40,424 >> I'M ACTING SHERIFF TONIGHT. 1691 00:57:40,424 --> 00:57:41,191 >> WELL, THAT'S MIGHTY CUTE 1692 00:57:41,191 --> 00:57:42,527 OF YOU, BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED 1693 00:57:42,527 --> 00:57:43,393 THE SHERIFF ON THIS ONE. 1694 00:57:43,393 --> 00:57:44,729 THERE'S A MOB GATHERING JUST 1695 00:57:44,729 --> 00:57:45,696 OUTSIDE OF THIS BUILDING. 1696 00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:46,330 IT'S, LIKE, A LARGE 1697 00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:47,197 GROUP OF PEOPLE. 1698 00:57:47,197 --> 00:57:48,265 >> OKAY, WELL, THE SHERIFF 1699 00:57:48,265 --> 00:57:49,534 ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW. 1700 00:57:49,534 --> 00:57:50,568 I CAN HELP. 1701 00:57:50,568 --> 00:57:51,769 >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY 1702 00:57:51,769 --> 00:57:52,637 HOW TO EXPLAIN IT, BUT THERE IS 1703 00:57:52,637 --> 00:57:54,672 A-- THERE IS A, UH-- 1704 00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:57,842 >> LET ME GUESS, A SCARECROW. 1705 00:57:57,842 --> 00:57:58,342 >> WELL, YES. 1706 00:57:58,342 --> 00:57:58,976 IT'S EITHER THAT, OR AN 1707 00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:00,377 AMBULATORY SACK OF HAY 1708 00:58:00,377 --> 00:58:01,679 MADE BY A WIZARD. 1709 00:58:01,679 --> 00:58:02,547 NOW WOULD YOU GO 1710 00:58:02,547 --> 00:58:03,681 GET YOUR BELT ON? 1711 00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:05,115 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DO. 1712 00:58:05,115 --> 00:58:05,750 >> ALL RIGHT, 1713 00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:06,283 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1714 00:58:06,283 --> 00:58:06,684 [ PHONE RINGING ] 1715 00:58:06,684 --> 00:58:07,184 >> ALL RIGHT. 1716 00:58:07,184 --> 00:58:07,785 GO CALL YOUR MOM, 1717 00:58:07,785 --> 00:58:09,787 TELL HER YOU MIGHT BE LATE. 1718 00:58:15,059 --> 00:58:17,427 AH, YESSS! 1719 00:58:17,427 --> 00:58:19,363 ALL RIGHT. 1720 00:58:19,363 --> 00:58:21,231 [ BELL RINGING ] 1721 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,135 [ PHONE RINGING ] 1722 00:58:30,174 --> 00:58:31,742 >> HOW YOU DOIN' TODAY? 1723 00:58:31,742 --> 00:58:32,743 SHERIFF. 1724 00:58:32,743 --> 00:58:34,712 I'M THE DEPUTY SHERIFF. 1725 00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:35,880 [ PHONE CONTINUES RINGING ] 1726 00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:37,782 SHERIFF DEPUTY MORGAN... 1727 00:58:37,782 --> 00:58:40,417 SPEAKING. 1728 00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:42,620 IS THERE A PROBLEM? 1729 00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:43,954 NO THAT'S NOT... 1730 00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:47,592 IS THERE A PROBLEM? 1731 00:58:47,592 --> 00:58:48,759 TOO AGGRESSIVE. 1732 00:58:48,759 --> 00:58:49,727 [ RINGING CONTINUES ] 1733 00:58:49,727 --> 00:58:50,595 IS THERE A WAY 1734 00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:53,130 WE CAN RESOLVE THIS? 1735 00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:54,699 THERE'S TWO WAYS THAT 1736 00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:56,901 WE COULD FIGURE THIS OUT. 1737 00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:59,604 UH, A FRIENDLY MEETING, 1738 00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:01,806 SOMEWHERE WITH FOOD, 1739 00:59:01,806 --> 00:59:03,741 OR, UH-- 1740 00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:06,043 YOU GO TO JAIL. 1741 00:59:09,747 --> 00:59:12,683 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 1742 00:59:12,683 --> 00:59:16,086 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 1743 00:59:16,086 --> 00:59:16,887 >> WHOLE DAMN TOWN'S 1744 00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:19,624 IN AN UPROAR. 1745 00:59:19,624 --> 00:59:20,625 VIRGIL, THIS IS 1746 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:23,460 A DUMB ASS SHITTIN' IDEA. 1747 00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:24,094 YOU'RE STUPID EVEN 1748 00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:26,631 FOR INBRED STANDARDS. 1749 00:59:26,631 --> 00:59:29,066 DAMN, UGH! 1750 00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:30,668 [ SIGHING ] 1751 00:59:30,668 --> 00:59:31,902 SCREW IT, 1752 00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:34,004 I'M GONNA GET ME A BEER. 1753 00:59:41,812 --> 00:59:43,313 >> NOW WE GOT TO ALL CALM DOWN, 1754 00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:44,815 AND NOT BE STUPID. 1755 00:59:44,815 --> 00:59:45,783 OR MORE STUPID. 1756 00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:47,017 >> HE'S A DAMN MENACE, SHERIFF! 1757 00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:48,318 [ COLLECTIVE SHOUTING ] 1758 00:59:48,318 --> 00:59:49,519 >> I UNDERSTAND, I UNDERSTAND. 1759 00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:50,855 DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY IDEA 1760 00:59:50,855 --> 00:59:53,557 WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS? 1761 00:59:53,557 --> 00:59:54,124 >> I THINK IT WAS A COUPLE 1762 00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:54,659 OF GUYS WE SAW DOWN 1763 00:59:54,659 --> 00:59:56,160 AT THE TAVERN EARLIER. 1764 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:56,894 >> SHERIFF, WHAT ARE 1765 00:59:56,894 --> 00:59:57,527 YOU DOIN' HERE? 1766 00:59:57,527 --> 00:59:58,896 I GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL. 1767 00:59:58,896 --> 01:00:00,097 >> YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO. 1768 01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:02,032 THAT SUMBITCH SCARED MY KIDS. 1769 01:00:02,032 --> 01:00:03,467 >> SHERIFF? 1770 01:00:03,467 --> 01:00:04,769 YOU MIGHTA LED WITH THAT ONE. 1771 01:00:04,769 --> 01:00:05,535 >> YEAH, I'M SORRY. 1772 01:00:05,535 --> 01:00:06,136 IT'S-- YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN 1773 01:00:06,136 --> 01:00:07,805 WORRIED ABOUT MY FAMILY, IS ALL. 1774 01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:08,372 >> IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1775 01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:10,708 LET'S JUST FIND THIS GUY-- 1776 01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:13,811 GUY, SCARECROW, WHATEVER IT IS. 1777 01:00:13,811 --> 01:00:14,278 >> SAW HIM BY 1778 01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:15,813 THE OLD TANNER FARM. 1779 01:00:15,813 --> 01:00:16,814 LET'S GET HIM! 1780 01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:17,381 [ COLLECTIVE SHOUTING ] 1781 01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:19,216 >> NOW, HOLD ON! 1782 01:00:19,216 --> 01:00:19,784 AH, DAMN. 1783 01:00:19,784 --> 01:00:20,785 I BETTER GO WITH THEM. 1784 01:00:20,785 --> 01:00:21,351 >> WELL, HOLD UP. 1785 01:00:21,351 --> 01:00:22,386 I'LL GO WITH THEM. 1786 01:00:22,386 --> 01:00:23,120 YOU TAKE THESE LADIES OVER TO 1787 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:23,888 THE TAVERN, AND SEE IF 1788 01:00:23,888 --> 01:00:27,091 JOSEPHINE KNOWS ANYTHING. 1789 01:00:27,091 --> 01:00:27,758 >> WHAT? 1790 01:00:27,758 --> 01:00:29,059 IT'S MORE FUN THAN CAMPING. 1791 01:00:29,059 --> 01:00:30,594 [ SIGHING ] 1792 01:00:30,594 --> 01:00:31,395 >> I DON'T THINK OUR IDEAS 1793 01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:32,963 OF FUN REALLY MATCH UP. 1794 01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:33,798 [ CHUCKLING ] 1795 01:00:33,798 --> 01:00:36,333 >> WOO, HOLY COW, MAN! 1796 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:38,402 SURE IS ITCH AND STUFFY IN HERE. 1797 01:00:38,402 --> 01:00:39,503 [ CHUCKLING ] 1798 01:00:39,503 --> 01:00:41,538 UGH, TAKE THIS THING OFF. 1799 01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:42,873 OOH. 1800 01:00:42,873 --> 01:00:44,541 THANKS FOR THE BEERS, JO. 1801 01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:45,676 >> YOU WERE LUCKY YOU DIDN'T 1802 01:00:45,676 --> 01:00:47,978 DO ANYTHING FOOLISH. 1803 01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:49,613 MORE FOOLISH. 1804 01:00:49,613 --> 01:00:50,280 >> OKAY, OKAY, 1805 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,248 IT WAS A BAD IDEA. 1806 01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:51,949 BUT NOW WE'RE JUST GONNA SIT 1807 01:00:51,949 --> 01:00:52,950 HERE AND DRINK OUR BEERS, 1808 01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:55,419 RIGHT, BUDDY? 1809 01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:57,421 [ GROWLING ] 1810 01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:59,223 WHAT THE HELL, MAN? 1811 01:00:59,223 --> 01:01:00,157 GAME OVER, DUDE! 1812 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:01,291 FACADE THROUGH, YOU CAN 1813 01:01:01,291 --> 01:01:04,628 GET OUT OF CHARACTER NOW. 1814 01:01:04,628 --> 01:01:06,296 WYATT, COME ON. 1815 01:01:06,296 --> 01:01:07,097 LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 1816 01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:08,132 >> UH, VIRG, UM-- 1817 01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:10,735 [ INDISTINCT GRUMBLING ] 1818 01:01:10,735 --> 01:01:12,837 >> OH, HEY, VIRGIL. 1819 01:01:12,837 --> 01:01:14,972 ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR LIBATION? 1820 01:01:14,972 --> 01:01:17,274 WHILE I'VE BEEN OUT-- 1821 01:01:17,274 --> 01:01:18,943 WHO'S THAT? 1822 01:01:18,943 --> 01:01:20,745 >> WYATT? 1823 01:01:20,745 --> 01:01:21,545 MAN, BUT IF YOU'RE YOU, 1824 01:01:21,545 --> 01:01:23,647 THEN WHO THE HELL IS-- 1825 01:01:23,647 --> 01:01:26,350 SHIT. 1826 01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:29,053 HI. 1827 01:01:29,053 --> 01:01:31,655 [ SNARLING ] 1828 01:01:31,655 --> 01:01:32,322 HOLY CRAP! 1829 01:01:32,322 --> 01:01:34,992 HOLY CRAP! 1830 01:01:34,992 --> 01:01:35,860 [ WHIMPERING ] 1831 01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:36,827 >> GET UP, GET UP! 1832 01:01:36,827 --> 01:01:37,227 >> WHAT THE HELL 1833 01:01:37,227 --> 01:01:38,462 WAS THAT, WYATT? 1834 01:01:38,462 --> 01:01:39,663 >> IT'S A DAMN REAL SCARECROW! 1835 01:01:39,663 --> 01:01:40,931 >> YOU SAID HE WASN'T REAL, MAN! 1836 01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:42,299 >> OH, YOU WANNA GO TELL IT 1837 01:01:42,299 --> 01:01:44,769 IT AIN'T REAL? 1838 01:01:44,769 --> 01:01:46,070 >> WYATT, WHAT ABOUT DOC 1839 01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:47,604 AND JOSEPHINE, MAN? 1840 01:01:47,604 --> 01:01:48,973 [ PANTING ] 1841 01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:51,075 [ GUNFIRE ] 1842 01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:55,846 >> DID THAT GET HIM? 1843 01:01:55,846 --> 01:01:57,014 >> NOPE. 1844 01:01:57,014 --> 01:01:58,115 >> MAKE HIM MAD? 1845 01:01:58,115 --> 01:01:59,649 >> YUP. 1846 01:01:59,649 --> 01:02:00,951 [ GROWLING ] 1847 01:02:00,951 --> 01:02:01,786 WHATEVER YOU'RE GONNA DO, 1848 01:02:01,786 --> 01:02:02,853 YOU'D BETTER DO IT QUICK! 1849 01:02:02,853 --> 01:02:03,788 >> I CAN'T BEAT IT, 1850 01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:04,922 NOT ANYMORE, ANYWAY. 1851 01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:06,290 BUT I CAN CAST IT OUT. 1852 01:02:06,290 --> 01:02:07,357 >> I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS, 1853 01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:09,693 JUST GET RID OF IT! 1854 01:02:09,693 --> 01:02:10,127 [ GROWLING ] 1855 01:02:10,127 --> 01:02:10,995 >> BACK! 1856 01:02:10,995 --> 01:02:12,362 BACK, FOUL BEAST! 1857 01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:13,430 BACK TO THE HELL 1858 01:02:13,430 --> 01:02:15,199 FROM WHENCE THOU CAME! 1859 01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:15,933 NOW GIT! 1860 01:02:15,933 --> 01:02:18,068 [ GROWLING ] 1861 01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:25,275 [ SNARLING ] 1862 01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:27,577 [ WHIMPERING ] 1863 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:28,078 >> GET OVER HERE! 1864 01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:30,014 COME ON! 1865 01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:33,617 >> I'M SCARED, WYATT! 1866 01:02:33,617 --> 01:02:34,718 >> DISCRETION, VIRG, 1867 01:02:34,718 --> 01:02:38,555 IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR. 1868 01:02:38,555 --> 01:02:40,657 >> WELL, WELL, WELL, 1869 01:02:40,657 --> 01:02:42,026 LOOK WHO WE GOT HERE. 1870 01:02:42,026 --> 01:02:42,626 WHAT DO YOU TWO ASSHOLES THINK 1871 01:02:42,626 --> 01:02:43,593 YOU'RE DOING, SCARING PEOPLE 1872 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:44,461 LIKE THAT? 1873 01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:44,895 >> YOU OUGHT TO BE 1874 01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:46,530 ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. 1875 01:02:46,530 --> 01:02:49,900 [ COLLECTIVE YELLING ] 1876 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:50,935 >> NOW, NOW, NOW, 1877 01:02:50,935 --> 01:02:53,370 THIS AIN'T WHAT IT SEEMS. 1878 01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:54,238 >> MMM, LOOKS EXACTLY 1879 01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:56,040 LIKE IT SEEMS. 1880 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,842 >> WELL, BE THAT AS IT MAY, AND 1881 01:02:57,842 --> 01:02:59,409 MY VERBOSE NATURE TO ARGUE 1882 01:02:59,409 --> 01:03:00,577 AGAINST WHAT IT MAY OR MAY NOT 1883 01:03:00,577 --> 01:03:02,847 LOOK LIKE, I MUST INSIST THAT-- 1884 01:03:02,847 --> 01:03:03,280 >> WYATT! 1885 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,381 HE'S COMIN' MAN! 1886 01:03:04,381 --> 01:03:05,850 [ SNARLING ] 1887 01:03:05,850 --> 01:03:07,017 >> SCARECROW. 1888 01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:08,919 >> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, BECCA? 1889 01:03:08,919 --> 01:03:10,921 >> I DUNNO, KELLY. 1890 01:03:10,921 --> 01:03:12,089 >> SCARECROW. 1891 01:03:12,089 --> 01:03:13,423 >> I CAN SEE THAT. 1892 01:03:13,423 --> 01:03:15,559 >> NO, THE SCARECROW. 1893 01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:17,494 THE ONE FROM THE STORY. 1894 01:03:17,494 --> 01:03:19,997 IT HAS RETURNED. 1895 01:03:19,997 --> 01:03:20,597 LOOKS LIKE HE'S AFTER 1896 01:03:20,597 --> 01:03:22,166 YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. 1897 01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:23,033 YOU MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING 1898 01:03:23,033 --> 01:03:25,870 TO MAKE HIM MAD. 1899 01:03:25,870 --> 01:03:26,603 >> FUCK THIS SHIT. 1900 01:03:26,603 --> 01:03:27,137 IT'S JUST ANOTHER IDIOT 1901 01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:27,471 IN A MASK. 1902 01:03:27,471 --> 01:03:28,638 LET'S GET HIM. 1903 01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:30,307 >> I GOT THIS. 1904 01:03:32,376 --> 01:03:33,243 >> GET HIM, SHERIFF. 1905 01:03:33,243 --> 01:03:34,578 >> NOW LISTEN, AS ACTING DEPUTY 1906 01:03:34,578 --> 01:03:35,645 SHERIFF, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 1907 01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:38,015 TWO CHOICES HERE: THE EASY WAY, 1908 01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:39,083 OR THE HARD WAY. 1909 01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:40,250 [ GROANING ] 1910 01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:41,385 [ BONES CRACKING ] 1911 01:03:41,385 --> 01:03:42,486 >> LET'S GET HIM! 1912 01:03:42,486 --> 01:03:44,488 [ SNARLING ] 1913 01:03:45,689 --> 01:03:56,901 [ MUSIC ] 1914 01:03:56,901 --> 01:03:58,602 [ GROWLING ] 1915 01:03:58,602 --> 01:04:01,705 [ GRUNTING ] 1916 01:04:01,705 --> 01:04:04,074 [ NERVOUS CHUCKLING ] 1917 01:04:06,776 --> 01:04:07,577 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU FREAK, I'M 1918 01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:09,813 GONNA BEAT THE STRAW OUTTA YOU! 1919 01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:25,162 [ MUSIC ] 1920 01:04:25,162 --> 01:04:26,030 >> WELL, SHE CERTAINLY IS 1921 01:04:26,030 --> 01:04:27,764 A SPIRITED ONE, HUH, WYATT? 1922 01:04:27,764 --> 01:04:29,266 >> THAT SHE IS, VIRG. 1923 01:04:29,266 --> 01:04:31,135 THAT SHE IS. 1924 01:04:31,135 --> 01:04:32,402 >> YOU KNOW, I CAN'T HELP BUT 1925 01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:34,304 THINK IT'S OUR DUTY AS FELLOW 1926 01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:35,839 HUMAN BEINGS TO MAYBE STEP IN 1927 01:04:35,839 --> 01:04:38,943 THERE AND THROW SOME SUPPORT. 1928 01:04:38,943 --> 01:04:40,244 >> NOT 'CAUSE THEY'RE LADIES? 1929 01:04:40,244 --> 01:04:41,511 WE COULD USE OUR MANLY SWAGGER 1930 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:42,512 TO SAVE THE DAY? 1931 01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:43,047 >> NO, WYATT. 1932 01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:44,581 THAT WOULD JUST BE SEXIST. 1933 01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:45,215 BUT I DO THINK IT'S 1934 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,116 THE PROPER THING TO DO. 1935 01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:47,317 HOW ABOUT YOU? 1936 01:04:47,317 --> 01:04:48,318 >> AGREED. 1937 01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:50,154 >> OKAY. 1938 01:05:00,264 --> 01:05:02,599 [ GROWLING ] 1939 01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:03,067 >> THIS AIN'T GOIN' 1940 01:05:03,067 --> 01:05:04,801 SO WELL, MAN. 1941 01:05:04,801 --> 01:05:06,203 >> I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS. 1942 01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:07,104 >> YOU CAN'T BEAT IT! 1943 01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:07,871 NONE OF YOU CAN! 1944 01:05:07,871 --> 01:05:08,805 JUST RUN! 1945 01:05:08,805 --> 01:05:09,639 RUN! 1946 01:05:09,639 --> 01:05:11,075 [ GROWLING ] 1947 01:05:11,075 --> 01:05:13,377 >> I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT. 1948 01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:18,248 [ GRUNTING ] 1949 01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:24,989 [ GROANING ] 1950 01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:27,424 [ GROWLING ] 1951 01:05:34,898 --> 01:05:37,101 [ YELLING ] 1952 01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:54,151 [ MUSIC ] 1953 01:05:57,121 --> 01:05:59,756 [ PANTING ] 1954 01:06:00,857 --> 01:06:04,361 >> WELL, I'LL BE. 1955 01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:06,463 >> TOLD YOU WE'D BE BACK. 1956 01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:08,365 >> INDEED YOU DID. 1957 01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:09,466 I WILL, OF COURSE, HAVE TO 1958 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,235 PROPERLY DISPOSE OF ALL THIS. 1959 01:06:11,235 --> 01:06:14,304 >> FOR GOOD THIS TIME, I HOPE. 1960 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:15,039 >> YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE 1961 01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:16,340 TO HAVE DONE THIS. 1962 01:06:16,340 --> 01:06:18,342 >> WHY NOT? 1963 01:06:18,342 --> 01:06:20,444 >> WELL... 1964 01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:22,546 >> ONLY A CERTAIN TYPE OF PURITY 1965 01:06:22,546 --> 01:06:25,715 CAN BANISH THE EVIL. 1966 01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:26,883 >> WHAT-- WHAT ARE THEY TALKIN' 1967 01:06:26,883 --> 01:06:28,718 ABOUT, WYATT? 1968 01:06:28,718 --> 01:06:30,054 >> WELL, IF I'M READIN' THIS 1969 01:06:30,054 --> 01:06:31,288 RIGHT, AND I LIKE TO THINK THAT 1970 01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:33,490 I AM, UH, WHAT JOSEPHINE IS 1971 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:34,791 SAYING IS THAT THIS LADY AIN'T 1972 01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:37,061 NEVER, UH-- SHE AIN'T 1973 01:06:37,061 --> 01:06:40,064 NEVER BEEN WITH ANYONE. 1974 01:06:40,064 --> 01:06:41,565 >> UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 1975 01:06:41,565 --> 01:06:42,666 BEEN WITH ANYONE? 1976 01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:44,368 >> NO, NO, SHE AIN'T, UH-- 1977 01:06:44,368 --> 01:06:46,470 KNOWN ANYONE. 1978 01:06:46,470 --> 01:06:47,371 >> UH... 1979 01:06:47,371 --> 01:06:48,405 >> UH, VIRG, 1980 01:06:48,405 --> 01:06:49,539 IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE. 1981 01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:50,074 [ LAUGHING ] 1982 01:06:50,074 --> 01:06:51,341 >> BEC! 1983 01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:52,076 >> SHUT UP, KELLY. 1984 01:06:52,076 --> 01:06:54,511 YOU HELPED. 1985 01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:55,479 >> NOW LADIES, THIS IS NOTHING 1986 01:06:55,479 --> 01:06:57,281 TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT. 1987 01:06:57,281 --> 01:06:59,116 >> WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. 1988 01:06:59,116 --> 01:06:59,783 [ CHUCKLING ] 1989 01:06:59,783 --> 01:07:01,385 >> YOU DID SAVE THE DAY. 1990 01:07:01,385 --> 01:07:02,952 [ CLEARING THROAT ] 1991 01:07:02,952 --> 01:07:04,654 >> MAY I PROPOSE SOMETHIN'? 1992 01:07:04,654 --> 01:07:06,290 UH, AFTER THE DAY WE HAVE ALL 1993 01:07:06,290 --> 01:07:07,757 HAD, AND THE EVENTS THAT 1994 01:07:07,757 --> 01:07:10,427 WE WOULD LIKELY LOVE TO FORGET, 1995 01:07:10,427 --> 01:07:11,995 I RECOMMEND THAT WE REPAIR INTO 1996 01:07:11,995 --> 01:07:13,197 THE LOVELY ESTABLISHMENT IN 1997 01:07:13,197 --> 01:07:15,232 FRONT OF US, WHERE WE PARTAKE IN 1998 01:07:15,232 --> 01:07:17,167 SOME CAROUSES AND SPIRITS 1999 01:07:17,167 --> 01:07:18,568 OF THE BARREL-AGED TYPE. 2000 01:07:18,568 --> 01:07:20,837 >> UH, WYATT, I THINK WE DONE 2001 01:07:20,837 --> 01:07:21,938 HAD ENOUGH SPIRITS 2002 01:07:21,938 --> 01:07:23,673 FOR ONE DAY, MAN. 2003 01:07:23,673 --> 01:07:25,209 >> HE MEANS SHOTS AND BEERS. 2004 01:07:25,209 --> 01:07:26,110 >> OH. 2005 01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:26,710 >> WHY NOT? 2006 01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:27,777 COME ON. 2007 01:07:27,777 --> 01:07:29,846 >> THAT'S CELEBRATIN'. 2008 01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:35,352 [ LAUGHING ] 2009 01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:51,335 [ MUSIC ] 2010 01:08:06,350 --> 01:08:21,298 [ MUSIC ] 2011 01:08:36,380 --> 01:08:51,428 [ MUSIC ] 2012 01:09:11,215 --> 01:09:14,918 [ SIGHING ] 2013 01:09:14,918 --> 01:09:16,420 >> HOW YOU FEEL? 2014 01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:17,053 >> COLD. 2015 01:09:17,053 --> 01:09:19,022 >> COLD. 2016 01:09:19,022 --> 01:09:21,258 THERE'S A LOT OF... 2017 01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:22,759 DARK CHOCOLATE THINGS THAT COULD 2018 01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:24,961 WARM YOU UP RIGHT NOW. 2019 01:09:24,961 --> 01:09:27,397 >> LIKE FUDGE? 2020 01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:28,732 >> YUP. 2021 01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:30,334 OR COFFEE. 2022 01:09:30,334 --> 01:09:33,403 OR HOT COCOA. 2023 01:09:33,403 --> 01:09:37,241 OR-- THERE'S OTHER SHIT. 2024 01:09:37,241 --> 01:09:38,408 >> I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 2025 01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:38,842 >> YEAH? 2026 01:09:38,842 --> 01:09:39,976 LIKE WHAT? 2027 01:09:39,976 --> 01:09:42,011 >> IT'S REALLY COOL. 2028 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,980 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 2029 01:09:49,819 --> 01:09:51,555 IT'S REALLY, REALLY COLD! 2030 01:09:51,555 --> 01:09:52,121 I BROUGHT IT ALL THE WAY 2031 01:09:52,121 --> 01:09:55,259 FROM HOME. 2032 01:09:55,259 --> 01:09:57,527 >> I'M LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT. 2033 01:10:00,096 --> 01:10:01,831 >> YOU KNOW, MY GRANDMA REALLY 2034 01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:04,067 HAS A SECRET S'MORE RECIPE. 2035 01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:06,336 >> YEAH, WHAT'S SHE HAVE? 2036 01:10:06,336 --> 01:10:08,438 CHOCOLATE? 2037 01:10:08,438 --> 01:10:10,807 >> NO, IT'S A SPECIAL SAUCE. 2038 01:10:10,807 --> 01:10:13,477 >> YEAH? 2039 01:10:13,477 --> 01:10:16,446 >> LIKE, A SPECIAL SPICE. 2040 01:10:16,446 --> 01:10:18,415 >> WHO THE FUCK PUTS SPICE 2041 01:10:18,415 --> 01:10:22,218 IN A S'MORE? 2042 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,420 >> EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE SPICE 2043 01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:25,789 IN THEIR LIFE. 2044 01:10:37,701 --> 01:10:39,736 [ LASH CRACKING ] 2045 01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:47,577 HILDEGARD WANTS TO PLAY. 2046 01:10:50,714 --> 01:10:53,082 >> NOTICE I'M WEARING GLASSES, 2047 01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:55,919 AND I'M FAIRLY ATTRACTIVE. 2048 01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:58,221 I DIDN'T DIE IN THIS MOVIE, 2049 01:10:58,221 --> 01:10:59,088 SO I'M DEFINITELY ABOUT 2050 01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:00,790 TO FUCKIN' SCORE. 2051 01:11:04,561 --> 01:11:08,398 [ MUSIC ] 2052 01:11:08,398 --> 01:11:10,600 [singing] AS I WAS GOIN' OVER 2053 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,102 THE DARK AND SCARY MOUNTAINS 2054 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:15,339 I SAW AN APPARITION 2055 01:11:15,339 --> 01:11:17,874 HIS SOULS A' HE WAS COUNTIN' 2056 01:11:17,874 --> 01:11:20,344 AT FIRST I WAS FRIGHTENED 2057 01:11:20,344 --> 01:11:22,712 AND THEN I STARTED WONDERIN' 2058 01:11:22,712 --> 01:11:24,848 I WATCHED AND WITNESSED 2059 01:11:24,848 --> 01:11:25,949 AS THE SCARECROW 2060 01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:27,351 HE CAME LUMBERIN' 2061 01:11:27,351 --> 01:11:30,354 MRRGH RUM DUM A DO DIM A DUM 2062 01:11:30,354 --> 01:11:32,789 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 2063 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:34,724 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 2064 01:11:34,724 --> 01:11:37,427 THERE'S WHISKEY AT THE BAR 2065 01:11:40,697 --> 01:11:43,132 HE STOOD UP AND HE ROARED 2066 01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:45,469 I WEPT AND THEN I FLED 2067 01:11:45,469 --> 01:11:47,837 FOR NEVER HAD I FELT 2068 01:11:47,837 --> 01:11:50,374 THE TERROR OF SUCH A MONSTER 2069 01:11:50,374 --> 01:11:52,642 I RAN DOWN TO THE PUB 2070 01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:55,011 BUT NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE ME 2071 01:11:55,011 --> 01:11:57,414 THE DEVIL WAS IN THAT SCARECROW 2072 01:11:57,414 --> 01:11:59,683 AND HE FOUND ME EASY 2073 01:11:59,683 --> 01:12:02,819 MRRGH RUM DUM A DO DIM A DUM 2074 01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:05,154 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 2075 01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:07,123 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 2076 01:12:07,123 --> 01:12:10,427 THERE'S WHISKEY AT THE BAR 2077 01:12:13,397 --> 01:12:15,532 BEING DRUNK AND WEARY 2078 01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:17,901 I FLED INTO THE NIGHT 2079 01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:19,903 I TOOK THE WHISKEY WITH ME 2080 01:12:19,903 --> 01:12:22,672 AND I NEVER KNEW THE DANGER 2081 01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:25,074 A FEW SIPS MAYBE TEN 2082 01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:27,544 AND AFTER ME THE SCARECROW 2083 01:12:27,544 --> 01:12:29,446 I SLIPPED AND DROPPED MY BOTTLE 2084 01:12:29,446 --> 01:12:31,848 AND THAT MONSTER HE PURSUED ME 2085 01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:35,084 MRRGH RUM DUM A DO DIM A DUM 2086 01:12:35,084 --> 01:12:37,521 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 2087 01:12:37,521 --> 01:12:39,623 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 2088 01:12:39,623 --> 01:12:42,426 THERE'S WHISKEY AT THE BAR 2089 01:12:45,529 --> 01:12:47,831 NOW RUNNIN' FOR MY LIFE 2090 01:12:47,831 --> 01:12:50,434 HIS ROARS A WAYS BEHIND ME 2091 01:12:50,434 --> 01:12:52,235 I FOUND ANOTHER PUB 2092 01:12:52,235 --> 01:12:55,104 AND I HID AMONGST THE BARRELS 2093 01:12:55,104 --> 01:12:57,607 I DRANK MYSELF QUITE HEAVY 2094 01:12:57,607 --> 01:12:59,876 BLOCKIN' OUT THE ROARS 2095 01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:02,278 BUT NE'ER WILL I FORGET 2096 01:13:02,278 --> 01:13:04,781 THE DANGERS OF THAT SCARECROW 2097 01:13:04,781 --> 01:13:07,617 MRRGH RUM DUM A DO DIM A DUM 2098 01:13:07,617 --> 01:13:10,019 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 2099 01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:11,955 WATCH FOR THE SCARECROW 2100 01:13:11,955 --> 01:13:14,691 THERE'S WHISKEY AT THE BAR 2101 01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:23,600 >> BEHAVE, OR I'LL MAIL 2102 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,569 YOUR PARTS ACROSS THE GLOBE. 2103 01:13:25,569 --> 01:13:25,969 >> DID YOU GET 2104 01:13:25,969 --> 01:13:27,136 ALL THE PARTS, JO? 2105 01:13:27,136 --> 01:13:29,473 >> YEAH, I GOT ALL THE PARTS. 2106 01:13:29,473 --> 01:13:29,939 WE DON'T NEED A MILLION OF 2107 01:13:29,939 --> 01:13:32,742 THOSE THINGS RUNNIN' AROUND. 2108 01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:33,577 >> SURE AM GLAD THE GIRLS WERE 2109 01:13:33,577 --> 01:13:36,312 ABLE TO STOP IT THIS TIME. 2110 01:13:36,312 --> 01:13:38,648 >> YEAH, BECAUSE IT WAS WEAK. 2111 01:13:38,648 --> 01:13:40,584 WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT IS? 2112 01:13:40,584 --> 01:13:41,150 >> THIS PLACE ISN'T STRONG 2113 01:13:41,150 --> 01:13:44,020 ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THE EVIL. 2114 01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:45,922 RESTLESS. 2115 01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:46,389 >> WE WON'T BE ABLE 2116 01:13:46,389 --> 01:13:48,257 TO STOP IT NEXT TIME. 2117 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:49,358 >> WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO 2118 01:13:49,358 --> 01:13:52,095 DO THE BEST WE CAN. 2119 01:13:52,095 --> 01:13:54,263 >> OKAY. 118946

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