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Hot in Cleveland
is recorded

in front of a live
studio audience.

[man]
Please take your seats.
We've closed the doors

and begun preparations
for our flight to Paris.

Thank God.
I made it.

Ohh...

Actually, that was mine.

But you look like you needed it
more than I did.

I'm so, so sorry.

I promise I won't touch
any of your cashews.

'Cept this one, 'cause
I haven't eaten all day.

Help yourself.

- I'm Tom.
- Oh, Melanie.

Boy, have I had
a crazy day.

What happened?

It's a long story.

Well, it's a long flight,
nine hours.

Not that you'd talk
for that long.

You don't know me
very well.

Go for it.

Okay, well, first I have
to set things up.

Six years ago,
my friends and I

were on a plane
just like this

flying to Paris.

But that plane crash-landed.

Oh, but, you know,
get that out of your mind.

It would ruin the flight

if the whole time
you're thinking,

"What if this girl's a jinx
and this plane crashes?"

I wasn't thinking that.
Until now.

Anyway, we landed safely
in Cleveland,

and then we ended up
living there.

And tomorrow, my dear,
sweet friend Joy

is gonna have her dream
wedding in Paris.

We knew everything
was gonna change, so...

yesterday we decided to just
put that out of our minds

and just have the most fun
bachelorette party.

[all sobbing]

No, no, no!

The rule of the evening
is no tears.

Whenever we feel sad,
let's just remember

my fabulous weddingin Paris

that people are flying to
from all over the world...

and Canada.

[all]
To Paris!

Ah...I'm gonna pull
another card

from the bachelorette party
question deck.

Okay, everyone.

"What was the best sex
you ever had?"

It's Bob.

Honestly,
he's made me forget

every other man
I've ever slept with.

That must have emptied out
the old brain pan.

What about you, Elka?

- Sinatra, right?
- Nope, nope.

The best orgasm
I ever had

was when Joy said
she was leaving.

Melanie.

I-I don't wanna...say.

Oh, come on, tell us.

Honestly?
Bob.

I mean, I know we only
slept together once,

but he was amazing.
I'm sorry.

Oh, no...

You don't have to be.

I know neither one of you
has feelings for the other.

Just like you know that
if either one of you did,

I would have to cripple you
in some disfiguring way.

Ah, this game is fun!

For me, the best
was the one who got away.

Johnny Revere.

You know,
I read in the tabloids

that he's sleeping with
a different 20-year-old groupie

every night.
I bet he is miserable.

Oh, I'll take that bet.

Oh, I'm gonna miss this.

Who can believe
we moved here six years ago

just because men in a bar
thought we were hot?

The whole city
thought we were hot.

And we had a lot more dates here
than we would have had in L.A.

Although they haven't
all been great.

Remember Pooh Bear?

He walked around in only
a T-shirt and nothing else?

Oh, and what about the guy
with the foot fetish

who made little outfits
for my toes?

Ugh...

I've been with
an 18-year-old,

a man who dressed up
like My Little Pony,

and I almost married
a homeless lunatic

just to get a green card.

Excuse me.

Man boobs, webbed hands,
human tail,

forehead nose, conjoined twins--
I win.

All right, it's time for me
to pull out

the name of the person

who will give the toast
at my wedding,

the one who will say lovely,
wonderful things about me

on the happiest day
of my life.

Melanie!

Yes, it's Melanie!

I mean, it was an honor,
but public speaking--

oh, it makes me
crazy nervous.

The last time I did it,
I got these sweat stains

that went from my armpits
all the way down to my waist.

Oh, not to mention
the under-boob sweat crescents?

Why am I telling you this?

[laughs]
Don't worry about it.

I'll put it in the same
place as your suggestion

of dying in a hideous
plane crash.

Good, good.

Anyway, so the night went on,
and we played some more games

and then Victoria...boy.

She dropped a really big
bombshell on us.

All right, Victoria.
Your turn.

"What is one thing
you've never told anyone?"

Okay.

I have a major
announcement to make.

Uh...

after Joy's wedding,
I'm moving back to L.A.

What do you mean,
you're moving?

Well, my agent, my manager,
my whole team all said

that if I'm serious about
reinvigorating my career,

I need to be in L.A.

- But why?
- Well, think about it.

If I'm in L.A.
and a Scarlett Johansson

or a Natalie Portman
drop out of a project,

then who do you think
they're gonna call?

You?

Exactly.

Wow. Our house really is
splitting up.

We're not even gonna be
in the same city.

This wonderful time of us
living together

is coming to an end.

[tearfully]
Do you think Bob
is having this much fun

at his bachelor party?

He's with a couple of friends.

I'm not exactly sure
what he's doing.

[groaning]
Arrr...

Almost done.
You doing okay?

Yeah. Although it might
help if you told me again

that I'm a brave
little soldier.

You are a brave
little soldier.

I like to think so.

So you're getting
married tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah, to the woman
of my dreams.

I'm a lucky man.

You are.
She's beautiful.

Oh, I know.

And, if you don't mind me
saying, pretty stacked.

Oh, I kn--what?

You're giving me a tattoo
of the woman on my right, right?

I thought you said
the woman on my right.

Wait--I need to see
this tattoo right now.

Aah!

I'm not worried.
Bob won't do anything stupid.

You know,
he really is an amazing man.

You are very lucky, Joy.

Take a shower, Melanie.

Well, this has been fun,

but we should really get
some sleep.

We're leaving for Paris
early tomorrow morning.

[phone chimes]

- Oh, my God!
- What?

I can't get married.
I'm having a baby!

[upbeat music]

♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba

♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba

- ♪ Hey!
- Wait.

She's pregnant?

You think the fetus
texted her

that it's coming out
the next day?

That would be
the polite thing to do.

[laughs]
They wanted to adopt,
and Joy found out

there was a baby
available in Las Vegas.

So naturally,
she was pretty frantic

as we were getting ready
to go to the airport.

Come on, everyone!
Move, move, let's go.

Here. Just relax.
It's gonna be okay.

Seriously, Victoria?
It's 8:00 in the morning.

We have to get to Las Vegas,
pick up my baby,

then turn around,
fly to Paris for my wedding--

all in one day!

What, are you saying
you don't want the drink?

I'm saying
I need a bigger drink!

[Mamie Sue]
What do you mean you're not
flying with me to Paris?

Why not?

We...have to...

go somewhere with Joy first.

- Where are you going?
- I'd rather not say.

It's Vegas, isn't it?

I'm going too.

But Mamie Sue,
you have a gambling problem.

It's only a problem
if you lose.

I'll see you at the airport.

Joy.
[closes door]

You ready to
go get our baby?

Yes, I am!

Ah--ha ha!

What's the matter?

Uh...nothing!

Did you do something
last night

you need to get
off your chest?

Yes...
but now's not the time.

We need to leave.

You're right.
We can't miss that plane.

Let's go, everyone!

Dad!

Bob Bob.

What are you doing here?

Well, I thought
you should know

before you get married
that, uh...

your mother and I have
gotten divorced.

[Bob]
Divorced?

Why would you wait
till now to tell me?

Well, I was afraid
that you'd lose

your Canadian reserve

and act like
a wild animal.

And I can see I was right.

Wait a minute--I thought
Bob's dad was deaf.

Oh, he and Bob's mom
had that implant surgery

to restore their hearing.

Dad, why would you get divorced
after 50 years together?

Well, uh,
once we could hear,

your mother and I
couldn't stand

the sound
of each other's voices.

And now your mother
says that, uh,

that--that I...
that I have a--an--an

an annoying st-st--uh,
stammer.

Can you believe that?

Well, it's good
to see you, Dad,

but can we wrap this up?
We're in kind of a hurry.

Well, I'm ready to start
dating again,

and I thought you could...
give me some tips.

Oh...

That's actually
quite flattering.

Well, uh, you know,
you're kind of a...

a doughy man.

And you have Joy

who--who is...

clearly out of your league.

Somewhat less flattering.

What I'm looking for
is loose women

and--and no consequences.

I'm sorry, Mr. Moore,
but we have to

leave right now
for Las Vegas.

That could work.

[man]
Folks, we apologize

for the long delay,
but we're still waiting

- for a gate to open up.
- Our baby is out there,

and we can't
get to her!

I can't take thisanymore!

They have to give us
a gate soon...it's so hot.

Why don't you
unbutton your shirt?

'Cause it's bad luck for the
bride to see the groom's chest

before the wedding.

- What?
- It's a Canadian thing.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

What are you doing?

That's the sound of a slot
machine hitting it big.

I'm visualizing winning.

- Ding, ding, ding--
- Could you visualize quieter?

Nope. Ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, ding...

Ah, this is a disaster.

My phone is out of juice
and...

and now I have to
resort to reading.

Oh, my God!
Look at this.

Johnny Revere is doing
a show of all his hits in Vegas.

You gonna go
try and see him?

Oh, I can't.

Some big network executive's
in Vegas right now.

My agent says
I have to meet him.

And plus, I'm doing
my own thing

and Johnny's doing his.

Uh...Johnny's your--
your boyfriend?

No, no. The last time
we saw each other,

we decided it couldn't be.

Oh.

So you're...

you're not--
you're not seeing anybody?

Are you coming on to me?

Oh, no.[laughs]

Should, uh, should--
should I?

Hey, hey, hey, hey,
where are you going?

To get our baby.
We're busting out of here.

We're popping the exit door.

No, but that's for
emergencies only!

[Joy]
What do you think this is?

[air whooshing]
[loud beeping]

I'm sorry about
opening the door.

It's just, you know,
I was feeling a little hot,

so, uh...
no harm, right?

[cell door clangs shut]

You are a brave
and wonderful person

for taking the rap for Joy.

And I am 100% there for you.

Well, gotta go.

Wait--wait!
Why?

Well, I have my meeting
with the network guy.

But you said
you'd be there for me.

No, exactly.
I'll be therefor you.

Just not herefor you.

You know what?
You guys can go too.

I'll use this time
to work on my toast for Joy.

Because a lot of people have
written great things in jail.

Like Dr. King.

He wrote Letter from
a Birmingham City Jail.

And--and--oh!
Martha Stewart!

She wrote a recipe
for zesty lemon bars!

Enough chitchat.
I need to hit the slots.

And I wanna hit the strip
and, you know,

meet some dolls.

But, uh, first I wanna
get in my, uh,

party mode.

I'll go with you.

If people see you
with a hot woman,

they'll think
you're rich.

I-I am rich.

And now you're handsome.

Elka, you've been
in jail before,

Any advice?

Find the scariest
bull bitch in the cell,

and call her sweetheart.

Look at that!

A Tony King slot 4,000.

If you jimmy it like so...

and then give it a good whack...

[coins clattering]

And that's how you beat
the house

with nobody the wiser!

There's a guard behind me,
isn't there?

[cell door clangs shut]

Hi, sweetheart.

Ah, this traffic
is terrible.

I know.
But in a few hours,

we'll be on a plane
to Paris

with our sweet
little baby girl.

We'll be singing her
lullabies

and cooing her softly
to sleep.

Learn to drive, ass[bleep]!
We're in a hurry!

I'm so happy.

[jazzy big band music]

♪

So...how are you
liking Vegas?

Oh, it--it's wild.

Up until today,
I thought--

I thought Winnipeg was--
was Sin City.

Wild? The only place
we've been is the wax museum.

You know that statue
of Don Rickles--

it--it was almost
lifelike.

That was Don Rickles.

Oh.

If you're here
to pick up women,

how come you've spent
the whole day with me?

So far I haven't...

met any women
who meet my standards.

You have standards?

In the deaf community,

I was known as a smooth-signing
ladies' man.

Then prove it.

Pick somebody up.

O-okay, who?

How about our dealer?
She's cute.

H-hi.

Could--could I
ask you something?

[cell door clangs shut]

You got arrested
for sexual harassment?

Well, I-I was
nervous speaking,

so I-I asked her
if she minded,

you know, if I--
if I signed.

No. You said,

"Do you mind if I let my fingers
do the talking?"

And she--she did.

How come you're here?

I was defending him.

And...words...

were exchanged.

They can't arrest you
for that.

Let me finish.

Words...were exchanged...

for punches.

That--that bald lesbian
at the craps table...

she--she was
really impressed.

That was also Don Rickles.

Victoria, the network
is excited

to be in business
with you.

Oh, I'm so glad.

And my agent tells me
you're a big fan.

Huge fan.
An Oscar, an Emmy.

And I love that
Lifetime Original Movie

about the hairdresser
turned preacher.

Mm. Lather, Rinse, Repent.

So what kind of project
are we talking about?

It's very exciting.

We're partnering
with a Japanese company,

Ozawa Industrial Brothers.

They want you to star
in a show

featuring a product they make
called Mrs. Ladypants.

I've never heard of it.

- It's an adult diaper.
- It's an absorbent pant.

[phone chimes]

Oh, excuse me.

I have to get tickets
for my mom to see Johnny Revere,

whoever that is.

I'll be back in a few.

Oh, Johnny.

Babe, come out
and see the fountain.

Look, there's dolphinsin it.

Amazing, right?

I'm gonna go down
and take a selfie!

It's a freakin' fountain!

Johnny?

Victoria?

Wow! Look at that.

Johnny Revere
is playing in concert!

You know, if we could
go see that,

that would make
this day perfect.

Not that going to
pick up our baby

and getting married
isn't perfect enough.

[groans]
Ugh! This is taking
too long.

Here's 50 bucks.

There are no red lights.

[engine revs]

Except for that one!

[horns honk]
[screaming]

[crash]

[glass shatters]

Oh, my God.

Bob? Are you okay?

Ah...

Let me loosen
your shirt and tie.

[groans]
No...

You're going to be okay.
You're going to be okay.

You are not
gonna be okay.

How upset was Joy?

Was Bob okay?
Did they get the baby?

And what about Victoria
and Johnny--what about them?

And how'd you and Elka
and the others get out of jail?

And I bet you're worried

about how my toast was coming
along too, right?

So worried I didn't
want to bring it up.

You're sweet.

Anyway, the good news
is that, yes, Bob was okay.

What were you thinking?

Melanie's face
is tattooed on your chest.

I told you
it was a mistake.

You know,
we're all entitled

to a youthful indiscretionor two.

You only got it
last night.

I was younger then!

So every time
we make love,

I'm gonna be looking
at Melanie.

There are other positions,
Joy.

You know, in Canada,
we have one called

Reverse Lady Mountie.

- It involves--
- There will be no positions

till that thing's
gone.

Fine. I'll get it
lasered off.

Or I could add a couple
of other dudes

and pass it off
as Three Dog Night.

How's the car?
Can we go?

[Irish accent]
It's just a little
banged up.

Looks like it'll run fine.

[siren whoops]
- Oh, crap!

Relax. Just tell him
it's a minor fender bender.

You don't get it--
I'm undocumented.

Good luck with the baby.

Damn it! We're never
gonna get there!

No baby, no plane,
no wedding.

Everything's going wrong,

just like it always does
when I'm about to be happy.

Bob, where are you going?

Don't worry, Joy.

I'll explain everything
to the police.

You can't drive.
This isn't your cab!

I am a desperate,
tattooed immigrant

who just pissed off a woman.

I think I can pass
as a cabbie.

Hey, you know what?
Since you guys are here,

maybe you can give me
some feedback

on my wedding toast
for Joy.

You know, 'cause everyone tells
me to write from the heart,

so that's what I did.

"Joy, don't leave me.

"I know this might be
the happiest day of your life,

"but it's the saddest day
of mine.

"But you obviously
don't care about that,

or me, so let's just
raise a glass to Joy and Bob."

Melanie,
you're making jail sad.

Please, you have
got to let me out

so I can get on that plane

and give this toast tomorrow
at my friend's wedding!

I think I'm doing her
a favor.

I'm going crazy.

Just behind these bars
is a wonderful world of sin,

and I can't even
get a glimpse of it.

I feel the same way.

Are you a gambler
too, Bob?

Uh, no, no, uh...

ladies' man.

Why are you in
the women's jail?

They...said I wasn't
a threat.

Mayor Elka Ostrovsky,
Bob Moore?

You're free to go.

Casino dropped the charges
against the two of you.

Wait, wait, wait--
so they can just go?

How did that happen?

I have no idea!

You agreed to testify
against her.

Maybe that's why.

Come on, Bob,
drive faster!

You know, contrary
to popular belief,

going faster will not
lower your fare.

You've got
the meter running?

That's what a real cabbie
would do.

Go through
that red light!

[sighs]
Have you learned
nothing, Joy?

[woman]
I'm sorry.

This is an emergency.

Take me to the hospital.
I'm in labor.

Oh, I'm sorry,
we'd love to, but we can't.

We're going to adopt
a baby.

I'm going to havea baby.

Uh-oh! I don't think I'm gonna
make it to the hospital!

- You will.
- I won't!

- You will!
- I won't!

You will!

She didn't.

Bob delivered the baby
in the cab.

So did Bob and Joy
make it to the adoption agency?

Slow down!

I need to catch up
on Victoria and Johnny.

Wow! Victoria,
you look amazing.

- Yeah, you too.
- So...

What are you doing
here in Vegas?

Oh, the usual
career song and dance.

I talked myself into being
excited about it,

but now...I don't know.

Yeah. I know
what you mean.

Oh, please!
Your life seems great.

You got a Vegas show

and that pretty young thing.

I do hope she's getting
college credit

for this relationship.

Well, it's, uh,
not really a relationship.

I mean, more like
just marking time.

Oh, but I bet
she thinks it's special.

After all,
I was that girl once.

With you.

I mean, that's how
we met, remember?

- Mm-hmm.
- It's really funny,

but when I see you,
I feel like that same girl

who climbed onto
Johnny Revere's balcony

and...spent the night
with him.

And when I look at you,

I'm still the same guy
that's glad you did.

What the hell
are you doing?

Climbing onto your balcony.

Are you crazy?
We're ten floors up!

There's a connecting door.

That's for old people.

Reach over and help me.

- Now what do we do?
- Oh, I can't hang on!

- Aah!
- Whoa!

[distant splash]

[jazzy band music]

♪

Those dolphins
really scattered

when we hit the water.

At least we got through it
without being recognized.

Mrs. Ladypants!

Uh...I'm the commercial
spokesperson

for a certain product
in Japan.

Happy Penis Pow Pow!

So am I.

I'm worried...
no woman will ever want me,

you know, now that...

I've been in prison.

Oh, don't worry!

Women love bad boys.

Look, Elka, I know
you think of me

as a suave, sophisticated

chick magnet...

Sure.

But it's--it's a pose.

I-I have no game.

I'll bet you do.

Give me your best line.

Damn, girl...

if you were a vegetable,

you'd be a legplant.

[panting]
We made it!
We're here.

We're ready
to adopt our baby.

Joy Scroggs
and Bob Moore.

We're gonna be
amazing parents.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm sorry we're late.

We stopped to help
a pregnant woman in labor.

We delivered the baby

and didn't steal it
like we wanted to.

Can't hurt to put that
in our file--extra credit.

You know, actually,
I did notice

there is one document
missing from your file.

There's no marriage
certificate.

Oh, don't worry about that.
We're getting married tomorrow.

Oh. I do need to have
that certificate

before we can
bring you your baby.

What kind of adoption agency
demands a marriage certificate?

A very old-fashioned
Catholic one.

I can't believe this!

We had to break out of
an airplane

and steal a cab
and deliver a baby,

and now none of that
even matters

because we're not married!

It's fine.
We'll get married.

Oh, come on, Bob!

Where are we gonna
get married

on a moment's notice
in Vegas?

Oh, yeah!

- We'll be back.
- Don't give away our baby.

- Wow, this is nice.
- Mmm.

You know,
when I was a little girl,

I used to stare up at
the stars and dream.

What'd you dream about?

Being a famous actress
and...

being happy.

And I just keep thinking

how am I ever gonna
get the second one

if I keep on
chasing the first?

[laughs]
Even now, I'm trying
to charm my way into a role

on some show in L.A.

It's just always
the same old, same old.

It is, isn't it?

I mean, every night
I go onstage

with the same red blazer,

the same Ray-Bans
I've worn for 30 years.

And the hotel
wants three more years.

Why are we still
on this hamster wheel?

What are we looking for?

Maybe what we're looking for
is right in front of us.

Do you remember when we
almost ran away together,

but we didn't because
we both decided

to put our careers first?

I think about it
all the time.

Well, I don't want to make
that mistake again.

So how about...we just
get off that damn hamster wheel?

And...get onto
each other?

Oh, Johnny.

You always did save
your romantic lines

for your songs.

Okay, girls, your pimp
just posted bail.

You're free to leave.

Excuse me--we are also
ladies of the evening.

I don't think so.

You know what,
Mamie Sue, it's okay.

This'll just give me
more time to work on my toast.

No, not the toast again.
Get out, you two whores!

Oh, I could lie here
with you forever.

Me too.

[phone chimes]

But we can't!
We have to get to a wedding!

Okay, old friend,

I believe we have
some unfinished business.

[phone chimes]

Not now, Mamie Sue!

We have to get
to a wedding!

We have to get married
right away!

Sounds like you two have
a hunka hunka burnin' love.

Oh, bloody hell.

Listen, Elvis, we need
to get married

so we can get a baby.

Old-fashioned values.
I like it.

But we got a promise ring
convention in town.

[All Shook Upcadence]
They're in love...[ahem]

We're all booked up.

I'm going in.

Those two young virgins
will have to wait!

Dad?

Elka?
You're getting married?

Well, there's my
something old.

I can't believe
you're getting married.

Wow! Johnny Revere!

Huge fan!

You know,
I lost my virginity

to I Love Makin' Love.

That song came out
ten years ago.

So...good year
for both of us.

- Focus, Bob!
- Yes.

How did this happen?

Well,
it's quite a story.

Um...we were, um...

we--we were at the--
at the baccarat table,

at the...

the casino, you know,
where--where the theme is--

Oh, someone's got to
speed this up!

Elka volunteered to help him
find the perfect woman.

Turns out it was me.

Yeah, I realized
what I was looking for was...

was right in front of me.

Oh, we know
the feeling.

Great. Everyone's in love
except for Melanie.

Was that really necessary?

Look, we need to get
married first,

because we need a baby.

And we need to get
married fast because we're...

in our 80s.

80s?

He doesn't know.

So who's getting
married first?

You could make it
a double wedding.

That'll give us more time
for gambling.

Okay, fine!

This is so exciting!

I wonder what fake
celebrity they'll get

to marry you.

Who here loves makin' love?

Oh! It's you!

Which one of you
is Bob Moore?

- I am.
- I am.

I-I'm Bob
and he's--he's Bob Bob.

You know, I don't wanna be
Bob Bob anymore.

Sounds like somebody
you can boss around.

- Would you quit wasting time?
- Yes, dear.

Hey, why don't you and I
get married too?

Oh! Oh, Johnny!

Yes!

But not now.
We're stars.

I mean, we can't have
a wedding

where the biggest
celebrity guest

is a 93-year-old mayor.

9--93?

Damn it, Victoria!

I now pronounce you
man and wife

and man and wife.

- Yay!
[applauding]

- Congratulations!
- Congratulations!

[overlapping comments]

Bob, we've got to go.

Yes, you do.
Go pick up my granddaughter.

- Granddaughter?
- Oh, my God!

Elka's your mother-in-law!

Call me Mom!

I can't believe
we're married.

You can't believe it?
What about me?

First time I saw you,
I imagined this moment

and I thought, "No way."

Now that it's actually
happening,

you know what I'm thinking?

- "No way."
- Oh, Bob.

[woman]
Mr. and Mrs. Moore?

Mrs. Moore.
That's me!

I'm not Scroggs anymore.
I'm Scroggs-free!

Would you like to meet
your daughter?

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, my gosh.

Congratulations, you two.

Oh, thank you.

Would you look at her?

All the babies
in the world,

and we got the best one.

I think so too.

- Our little girl!
- I know.

[chuckles]

I am gonna take care
of you and love you

and protect you forever.

And I'm gonna teach you
to wait for the right man

even if it takes
a really long time.

Happy?

So happy.

All the stupid mistakes
I've made in my life,

all the regrets.....

I wouldn't change
any of them.

'Cause they got me
to this moment.

You're right.

Little things like...
getting a tattoo

of another woman
on your chest

just seem so unimportant
right now.

Nice try.

Well, maybe on our honeymoon
I'll get a tan

and we can tell people
it's Bob Marley.

Oh, my God!
Our honeymoon, Paris!

- Ah!
- We've got a plane to catch.

[baby cooing]

Do you have a name yet?

Yes. Elizabeth.

But I think we're gonna
call her Betty.

Never met a Betty
I didn't like.

And they're always
so pretty.

Seems so unreal to me...

flying to Paris again
with all of you.

Only this time with a baby
and a wonderful man.

The last time we were
on this plane,

we were all so unhappy.

Oh, we felt invisible
and unwanted.

We thought our best years
were behind us.

And then we crash-landed
in Cleveland, of all places!

And met Elka...

and had all kinds of
adventures and romances

and career changes
and...

we became the people
we are today.

And now our lives
are gonna change again.

I just want you all to know
that...

I have never learned more

or laughed harder

or had as much damn fun

as I've had
in the last six years!

I mean,

we doubled
each other's joys,

and we halved
each other's sorrows.

So, yeah, things
are gonna change, but...

I know one thing
that will never change.

You're my friends.

You're my family.

You really are
the loves of my life.

[tearfully]
I love you.

Oh, Melanie.

To us.

[all]
To us!

Oh, and now I gotta get busy

working on my stupid toast.

I think that was
your stupid toast.

You're right,
you're right!

Okay, just forget
you ever heard it,

'cause I'm gonna
go write it down.

[plane juddering]

[captain]
This is Captain Reid speaking.

All passengers
and flight attendants

please take your seats
and fasten your seatbelts.

Hey, I think
I got my toast.

I had no doubt.

So how does your story
end?

Um...I don't know.

I have a feeling something
big is about to happen.

[juddering]
[passengers exclaim]

Okay, don't worry.

The plane's not gonna
crash.

I mean, lightning
does not strike twice.

[lightning rumbles]
[passengers exclaim]

Oh!

[laughs]
I'm scared.

It's gonna be okay.
Take my hand.

[Queen's You're My Best Friend
plays]

♪ Ooh, you make me live

♪ Whatever this world
can give to me ♪

♪ It's you, you're all I see

♪ Ooh, you make me live,
now, honey ♪

♪ Ooh, you make me live

♪

♪ Oh, you're the best friend

♪ That I ever had

♪ I've been with you
such a long time ♪

♪ You're my sunshine

♪ And I want you to know

♪ That my feelings are true

♪ I really love you

- ♪ Ooh
- ♪ Oh

♪ You're my best friend

♪

♪

♪

♪

God, that was fun.

It truly was.

I loved it.

Same time next week?

- You bet.
- Why not?

- Let's do it.
- Wednesdays are our nights.

[Melanie]
Yeah. I like Wednesdays.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba

♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba

♪

♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba

♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba

♪

♪ Hey!