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- hot in cleveland
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Is recorded in front of
A live studio audience.
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- hey.
So congratulations.
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I hear you and mamie sue
Made the secret word finals.
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- I'm gonna
Have to forfeit.
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Mamie sue dropped out.
- why?
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- her daughter's
Having a baby,
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And she wants
To "Be there."
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What's she gonna do,
Catch it?
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- so does that mean that agnes
Bratford automatically wins?
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That'd be,
Like, five years in a row.
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- I can't stand
What a smug loudmouth she is.
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That's my thing.
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- well,
Since you have to forfeit,
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Maybe she'll be more gracious
This year.
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- hello, loser.
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- hello, agnes.
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- it's not the same without you
In competition this year.
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Oh, wait, it is the same.
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I win again.
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- burn.
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- you know, mona, my secret word
Partner and daughter.
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Peaked in college.
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- there were things after.
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There was a man once.
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We almost had
A life together.
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- nobody's interested, mona.
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Well, elka, I will miss
Beating you this year.
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- oh, don't be so sure.
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I have a new partner.
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- oh, who is it?
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- never you mind.
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He or she will be there.
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- he or she?
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That can only mean joy.
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- I'm just sitting here.
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- come on, mona.
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- at the risk
Of sounding like joy,
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I need a partner, fast.
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- seriously,
I'm just sitting here.
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- elka,
I'll be your partner.
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- oh, I don't know.
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You and games?
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- okay, I know
You're skeptical.
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But, also at the risk
Of sounding like joy,
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I'm a warm body
And I'm yours for the taking.
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- also at the risk
Of sounding like joy,
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Bugger the [bleep] Off.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I need to talk to bob.
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Thanks for meeting me.
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- well, joy,
Meeting after hours
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Can only mean
One of two things.
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Either you want more
Than a working relationship,
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Or you want to be lovers.
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- that's the same thing.
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- I don't think so.
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- bob, this has been one
Of the best jobs I've ever had,
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But I don't think I can stay
At the detective agency.
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It's a little awkward
Working for a man
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Whose marriage proposal
I just turned down.
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- oh, that?
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I barely even remember
Proposing to you,
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Unless the answer's changed.
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In which case, you've made
Me the happiest man alive.
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- look, I'll stay with you
Until we finish this case,
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But then I'm gonna
Find a new job.
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- I understand.
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You're a great detective,
Joy.
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It's been a privilege
Working with you.
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- thanks.
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- [sighs]
- hi, bob.
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- eh, eh.
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- are you choking?
Because I can't save you,
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Even though I played
Jessica heimlich
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In the lifetime
Original movie,
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The heimlich maneuvers.
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- no, I'm not choking.
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My heart is breaking.
- oh, okay.
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So, you've heard about my new
Hbo detective show, right?
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Well, I was wondering if I could
Go on a ride along with you?
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You know,
And just get a taste
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Of what real detective work
Is like.
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- sure, I don't care.
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Life is meaningless.
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Joy is leaving me.
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I had the perfect five to ten
Year plan to win her over.
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What do I do now,
Victoria?
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What do I do now?
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- pull yourself together,
Bob.
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Now, you'd never see simon
Or mitch whining in public.
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Try being
A little more manly.
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- seriously?
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More manly?
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ ba-ba, ba-ba
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♪ ba-ba, ba-ba
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♪ hey!
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- okay, the rules
Are the same as the tv show.
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Melanie,
Here's the secret word.
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You give her
A one word clue.
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- all right, this is easy.
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Ketchup.
- mustard.
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- no, no, no.
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Ketchuuuup.
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- hamburger.
- no.
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- melanie,
The word is salt.
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- salt?
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What the hell's
The matter with you?
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- that's a great clue.
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Ketchup is loaded
With salt.
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You cannot eat ketchup
During bathing suit season.
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You are just
Asking for bloat.
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- I am doomed.
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- elka, here's yours.
- oh.
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Wedding.
- spanx.
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- why?
- because,
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You have to wear
Spanx to a wedding.
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There's gonna be pictures.
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- oh.
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- vodka.
- tonic.
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- no, I need vodka.
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- I'm ready
For my first stakeout.
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- victoria, aren't you
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A little over dressed
For a simple stakeout?
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- I'm a tv detective in a veryhigh profile hbo drama, joy.
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I need to "Pop."
Which is why I'm trying
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To choose the perfect
Affectation for my character.
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- affectation?
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- yeah, you know, a tick
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That the audience will remember
And associate with me.
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I was thinking
Of doing a wink
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At the end
Of every line of dialogue.
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"This is the most
Gruesome murder I've ever seen."
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- I don't know,
Victoria,
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'cause when you wink
After every sentence,
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It seems like you don't really
Mean what you're saying.
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- I think it's
A brilliant idea.
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- bob.
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- sorry I'm late, joy.
I was busy with man business.
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Victoria, as a detective,
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I couldn't help but notice
That our jackets are similar.
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- they're identical, bob.
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You're wearing
A woman's jacket.
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- I don't think so.
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No, I purchased this
At a very exclusive store
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In beachwood place.
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- where the men's department
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Is right next
To the women's?
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- perhaps.
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Let's get to that stakeout,
Shall we?
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On the way, I need to return
A pair of leather pants.
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- so, what are
We staking out?
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- we're looking for a man
Who's cheating on his wife.
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This is the mistress'
Apartment building.
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We need a picture of him
Sneaking out the back stairway.
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- I'm sick
Of these adulterous punks.
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Damn it!
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- what's going on
With you?
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- it's just
How a man acts, joy,
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Especially when
He's packing heat.
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- oh, my god.
Is that a taser?
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Give me that.
You're gonna hurt yourself.
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- I'm afraid you'll have to pry
This from my cold, dead--
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Fine, but it's still mine.
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- all right, that's it.
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You've been acting like this
All day.
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This is our last case together,
And you're making it weird.
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- you're right.
I'm sorry, joy.
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I was just trying to
Act tough
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To be more like simon
And mitch
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In the hopes that you'd change
Your mind about leaving.
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The last act
Of a desperate man.
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- hey, that guy
Over there by the dumpster,
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Is that your cheater?
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- that's not him,
But check out the way
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He's holding that cigarette.
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- what do you think?
Russian?
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Ukrainian?
- chechen.
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Look at his shoes.
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Chechen's always
Have impeccably shined shoes.
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- nice read,
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And those tattoos suggest time
In a russian prison.
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- and that haircut says that
He was recently in australia.
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- how did you get that?
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- oh, I don't know. I thought
We were just making stuff up.
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- hey, look, he just
Tossed the bag in the dumpster.
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- and now he's taking off.
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Should we go check it out?
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- good idea, detective.
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At that dumpster,
Check out time is now.
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- you're right,
The wink is terrible.
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- hm.
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- oh, my god.
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- what?
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- who throws out an unopened bag
Of cool ranch doritos?
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- be serious.
Did you find the bag?
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- yeah, there it is, and--
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Whoa.
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It's full of money.
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- how much?
- I don't know.
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It looks like
About $20,000 dollars.
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This is
A big league case, joy.
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- I'll say.
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That's a lot
Of cash, meat.
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My character
Calls people "Meat."
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I'll be in the car.
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- so, you think my mother
Drove away the man
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Who was my only chance
At happiness,
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And the sweetest revenge
Would to become your partner
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And abandon
That controlling shrew?
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- I wouldn't use
Those exact words.
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- I'm quoting your text.
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- don't do it for me.
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Do it for your lost love.
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- oh, sterling.
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You know,
He ate like a bird.
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He was deathly afraid
Of getting food on his hands.
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- he sounds super hot.
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- elka, what is going on?
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You decided to go
A different direction
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With your secret word
Partner?
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- I never said that.
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- I'm quoting your text.
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- mona,
What are you doing with her?
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- I'm elka's partner now.
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You don't control
Me anymore.
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Elka does.
- oh?
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Does elka make
Your pot pies?
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- oh, they're so good.
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Sorry, elka.
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- melanie,
I think you got a text.
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- oh, did I?
- yeah.
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- "By reading this, I agree
To become elka's partner again."
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- congratulations,
You're back on the team.
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- nice try elka,
But you are on your own.
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Nobody tells melanie moretti
What to do.
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I'm out of here.
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- will you put another quarter
In the meter?
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- oh, yeah, sure.
Damn it.
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- clearly we're in the middle
Of a drop.
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Somebody's got to come
To that dumpster
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And collect the money.
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- is it dangerous?
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- I wouldn't worry about it,
Victoria.
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I've developed a cat-like
Awareness of my surroundings.
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- ah!
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- melanie,
What are you doing here?
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We're at a crime scene.
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- I know,
But the house was empty,
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And I needed somebody
To vent to.
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Elka tried to ditch me
And make mona her partner,
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Which means I wouldn't be
In the contest at all.
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- apropos of nothing,
Melanie,
254
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:41,396
When was the last time
You got laid?
255
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,832
- I'm just hurt, okay?
256
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,965
You don't just
Abandon your partner.
257
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:48,098
- well, partnerships
Can be complicated.
258
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:51,275
It may hurt, but if you really
Care about your partner,
259
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:52,842
You have to take
The high road,
260
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:55,018
Let them do impetuous,
Misguided things
261
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:59,109
And just hope
It doesn't work out for her.
262
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,851
- oh I guess so,
But we're friends.
263
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,810
- well, just
Because you're not partners,
264
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,289
Doesn't mean
You're not friends.
265
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:08,989
- still, you can't just
Throw a good partnership away.
266
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,861
Now, having chemistry with
Someone is a hard thing to find.
267
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,776
- all right.
I get the subtext here.
268
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,083
Elka and I are friends,
269
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:19,869
And she just wants to win
And beat her rival
270
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,654
And not be humiliated
Once again.
271
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,613
That's why she dumped me.
272
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:27,311
- plus, you're really,
Really bad at games.
273
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,400
- see, I get
What you're doing there too.
274
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,838
It's reverse psychology.
275
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,927
Thanks, you guys.
276
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,624
- you're totally gonna
Win that contest.
277
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,411
She's not gonna
Win that contest.
278
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,805
- she lacks that critical skill
Of being ahead of her opponent.
279
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,068
In a word, anticipation.
280
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,940
Aah!
281
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,943
Would you stop doing that?
- sorry.
282
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,509
Listen, I don't know
If it's important,
283
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,902
But there was a big guy
284
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,121
Over there that dropped
Something in the dumpster
285
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,339
And then took
Something out.
286
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,558
- oh, no,
We missed the drop.
287
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,777
- anyway, wish me luck.
288
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,436
- ladies and gentlemen,
Unfortunately
289
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,351
It looks like elka's gonna
Have to forfeit
290
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,658
Because she
Does not have a partner.
291
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:12,574
- yes, she does.
292
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,319
Surprised, huh?
293
00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:22,149
- completely.
- wait a minute.
294
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,367
Why is there
A glass of wine
295
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:26,196
And my reading glasses
On the table?
296
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,807
How did you know
I'd forgive you?
297
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,417
How did
You know I'd be back?
298
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:33,290
- the secret word
Is "Predictable."
299
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,774
- I found the package.
300
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,167
- great.
301
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,082
Wait, somebody's coming.
302
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,911
Get out of sight.
303
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:48,001
You stay down until I tell you
It's safe to come out.
304
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,481
Ah!
305
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,874
- I need to get in there.
306
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,442
- I'm afraid
I can't let you do that.
307
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:58,533
- okay, we can do this
The easy way or the hard way.
308
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:01,797
- there's an easy way?
309
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,888
- the police will be here soon,
Because there's this g-g-g-guy
310
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,194
I'm sorry, officer,
311
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:10,719
When I get scared
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I stutter.
312
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:14,897
Stuttering, oh,
Now there's a thought.
313
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:18,335
What?
- [grunting]
314
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,816
- do it, joy.
- but you'll get hurt.
315
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,949
- what do you think
Is happening now?
316
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:28,128
[taser zaps]
[both groaning]
317
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,745
- okay, let's hear
From our contestants.
318
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,965
Why don't you tell us your name
And a little bit about yourself?
319
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,880
- you know who I am.
320
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:44,535
What the hell
Are you doing?
321
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:45,972
- I've been watching
Classic game shows.
322
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,278
I'm channeling
Allen ludden.
323
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:51,107
- I knew allen ludden.
324
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:54,850
Allen ludden was a friend
Of mine,
325
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,898
And you, sir,
Are no allen ludden.
326
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,034
- I'll introduce myself.
327
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,993
I'm mona bratford.
328
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,430
I graduated
From sarah lawrence.
329
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:13,956
I'm not married,
But there was a man once
330
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,611
- can we please
Start the game?
331
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:19,527
- okay, I'll give
You each a secret word.
332
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:25,228
The secret word is--
333
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:29,972
- we got this one.
334
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,104
- okay.
- [chuckles]
335
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,672
Salt--
336
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:35,847
- pepper.
337
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:41,244
- now you're gonna play
The game correctly?
338
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,029
- over to you agnes.
339
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,900
- mustard--
- ketchup.
340
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,032
- that is correct.
341
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,338
- sterling loved ketchup.
342
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,079
He ate that
Like a bird too.
343
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,823
- are you okay?
344
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,433
Should I take you
To the hospital?
345
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,783
- I'm fine.
It was just a taser.
346
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,221
How's my hair?
347
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,527
- it's a little fluffy.
348
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:07,053
- like a lion's?
349
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,750
- definitely.
350
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,447
You were very brave.
351
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,579
- hi.
352
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,320
Detective valenzuela.
353
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:14,974
Great work.
- glad to help.
354
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,671
- any time.
- do you have a card?
355
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,107
Sometimes when
We're stretched thin,
356
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,674
We outsource work
To local p.I.'s.
357
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:22,720
- yeah.
Here, hold on a second.
358
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:23,895
There you go.
359
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,288
- we'll be in touch.
360
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,029
- you two make a good team.
361
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,205
- oh, well actually,
It will just be me.
362
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,685
She's leaving.
363
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:31,860
- too bad.
364
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,557
- wait, stop.
365
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:36,125
You see, I was going to
Leave, but now
366
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,780
I'm really rethinking it.
- okay.
367
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:43,002
- but it's just
That he proposed to me,
368
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:47,919
And I said no, and that made
Things a bit awkward.
369
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,399
- sure.
370
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:54,056
- but you're right,
We do make a good team.
371
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,451
I'm gonna stay.
- good luck.
372
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,279
- one more thing.
373
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,542
I didn't
Realize she was staying,
374
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:04,022
So if you could just disregard
The "Call me anytime"
375
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,852
On the card.
376
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,202
- is it safe for celebrities
Yet?
377
00:17:09,244 --> 00:17:11,769
- hey, you're victoria chase.
378
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,555
Big fan.
Click, click.
379
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,557
- interesting.
Well, thank you, detective.
380
00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:19,080
Click, click.
- you're welcome.
381
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,779
- you know, I'm playing
A detective in a new tv show.
382
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:25,044
Mind if I--click, click--
Pick your brain?
383
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,568
- I'm off duty.
Sure, let's get some coffee.
384
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:31,224
Ahem. Sorry, I've got a little,
Ahem, thing here.
385
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,531
- you, ahem, are a gold mine.
Click, click.
386
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,583
- I'm really glad
You're not leaving, joy.
387
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,498
And I promise, from now on,
I'll try not to say the things
388
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,587
To make it weird
And awkward.
389
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,110
- thanks, bob.
- yeah, well,
390
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,112
With all the electricity
Going through my body right now,
391
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,896
If we were to have sex, you'd
Light up like a pinball machine.
392
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,337
- you're not gonna change,
Are you?
393
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,903
- not in the slightest.
394
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,254
- next secret word.
395
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:06,302
The secret word is--
396
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,564
- oh, this is
Gonna be easy
397
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:10,263
Because I used
To call my daughter "Peanut."
398
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,700
Daughter--
399
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,528
- the secret word
Is "Peanut," isn't it?
400
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:17,705
- yes, you got it.
401
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,838
'cause I said it.
402
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,405
Half a point?
403
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:27,106
- no.
Next secret word.
404
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,978
The secret word is--
405
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:33,851
- something I'll never have
Because you ruined my life
406
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:36,071
When you sent
Sterling away,
407
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,422
But I refuse to become old
And miserable like you.
408
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,685
I'm gonna go find him.
409
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:51,869
- well, best of luck
To mona.
410
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,481
So, for the win, the play
Goes to you, melanie.
411
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,569
- I'm so nervous.
412
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:58,963
- just give the most
Obvious clue.
413
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:04,186
- flat--
- joy.
414
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,535
- that's correct.
415
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,500
- I'm just sitting here.
416
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:20,507
- and the news coverage
Has been great for the agency.
417
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,335
We've already gotten
New clients.
418
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,945
- we?
419
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,207
- you're staying with bob?
420
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:28,210
- yes, we make a good team.
421
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:31,431
We have great chemistry,
And I want him in my life.
422
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,609
And, victoria,
Now that we have more cases,
423
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,088
You're welcome to ride along
424
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,003
And do more research
For your hbo show.
425
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,918
- oh, no thanks.
426
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:43,225
After spending an evening
With detective valenzuela,
427
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:46,228
I realized that I don't need
Winks, or clicks,
428
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:50,624
Or a lesbian
Detective lover.
429
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,930
That was her suggestion.
430
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,110
And having watched
You and bob,
431
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:02,636
I decided that just working on
Good chemistry with my co-star
432
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,246
Is the way to go.
433
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,727
- okay, partner,
Shall we toast to our victory?
434
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,032
Let me fill up your glass?
435
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,687
- no, not necessary.
436
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,254
[bell ringing]
437
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,262
- what can I get for you,
438
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:24,048
Secret word master?
439
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:27,400
- we may have had
A side bet.
440
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,366
[upbeat music]
441
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,368
- ♪ ba-ba, ba-ba
442
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,762
♪ ba-ba, ba-ba
443
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:46,723
♪
444
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,073
♪ ba-ba, ba-ba
445
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,380
♪ ba-ba, ba-ba
446
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,695
♪ hey!
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