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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,478 - hot in cleveland is recorded 2 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,713 In front of A live studio audience. 3 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,682 - special agent Griffin gilmore, 4 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:17,285 Administering Polygraph examination. 5 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:18,986 Case number 2498, Escape from 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,954 Ohio federal Corrections facility, 7 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:22,790 Prisoner: emmet lawson. 8 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,392 - sir. - yes? 9 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,694 - emmet is a sir. 10 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,396 He was knighted By the queen, 11 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:31,932 You know, like sir elton john And sir paul mccartney. 12 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,934 I mean, maybe the queen Is just a big fame whore 13 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,803 And this is her way Of meeting celebrities, 14 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:37,471 But it should Count for something. 15 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:40,108 - it doesn't. 16 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:41,909 Okay, I'm gonna ask you A few simple questions, 17 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:43,977 Just to establish A baseline response. 18 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:46,013 State your name. - victoria chase. 19 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,083 - age? - what do you mean? 20 00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:50,351 - how old you are. 21 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,953 - pass. Next question. 22 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:53,954 - address? 23 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:58,192 - uh, 60-something Cedarcliff road, 24 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:00,294 Cleveland--ohio. 25 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:02,896 I-I still can't believe 26 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:05,299 That I actually Live in cleveland. 27 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,767 But in l.A., We were feeling 28 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,137 Devalued and disposable. 29 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:11,139 - ms. Chase, this Is a criminal investigation, 30 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,241 Not a celebrity interview. 31 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:14,275 - no, you know what this is? 32 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,743 This--this is ridiculous. 33 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,279 Now I don't know anything About where emmet is, 34 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:19,447 Or if he's okay, 35 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,981 Or if I'm ever Going to see him again. 36 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,983 All I know is that He left prison 37 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:25,653 Wearing my clothes, My wig, and my shoes. 38 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:28,422 - her shoes? Those are my shoes. 39 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:30,023 Worked with jeans And dresses-- 40 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:32,460 A five-inch heel You could actually walk in. 41 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:35,696 [sighs] I miss them. 42 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:38,666 I'm sorry, I'm a little hormonal. 43 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,068 Is that thing affected By someone being pregnant? 44 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:43,971 - no, but I don't see Why that would be an issue. 45 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:46,807 - what is that Supposed to mean? 46 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,809 That I'm too old To get pregnant? 47 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,912 - and that's registering As a truthful statement. 48 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,747 - [laughs] Well, the joke's on you, 49 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,716 Lie detector, Because I am pregnant. 50 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,186 - oh, congratulations To you and your husband. 51 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,421 - thank you. We're very happy. 52 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,357 - and that's registering As a false statement. 53 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:05,626 - okay, um, I'm not married. 54 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,196 But my boyfriend is thrilled. 55 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:09,530 That's also Registering false-- 56 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,232 - fine, he's not My boyfriend anymore 57 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,633 And I haven't told him. 58 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:13,734 We broke up months ago 59 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,569 And I don't know What to do. 60 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:17,371 But I really should tell him, Shouldn't I? 61 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:18,772 What does that machine say? 62 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:22,743 - it's a polygraph, ma'am, Not a magic eight ball. 63 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:24,077 - there's no reason To be mean. 64 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:25,213 - sorry, ma'am. 65 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:28,449 - I was talking About the "Ma'am." 66 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,818 - it's just The weirdest thing. 67 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,220 The last few days, Men have been 68 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:34,855 Coming out of the woodwork And hitting on me, 69 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,625 Giving me the old, "Hey, how's it going?" 70 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,727 On one hand, It's flattering. 71 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,062 On the other, It's terrible timing. 72 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,431 Do you know what I mean? 73 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:46,534 - I asked if you Were ready to begin. 74 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,836 - I am. 75 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,137 - ms. Scroggs, Do you recall 76 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:52,072 Anything strange about Emmet lawson's behavior 77 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,974 The last time That you saw him? 78 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,477 - no. But I was Too distracted by the fact 79 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,347 That the priest, An undercover tabloid reporter, 80 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,114 Turned out to be The baby-daddy 81 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:03,083 I haven't seen in 33 years. 82 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,418 And he's coming back for me, 83 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:06,320 As soon as he infiltrates Kensington palace 84 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:09,757 And gets pictures Of the royal baby. 85 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,696 - all three of 'em Are crazy. 86 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,965 - that's registering as true. 87 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,733 - you didn't look At the machine. 88 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:22,903 - I didn't have to. 89 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:26,006 - there's something I need to confess. 90 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,475 - yes? 91 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:30,177 - it happened 50 years ago, 92 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:33,647 During a drunken weekend In atlantic city. 93 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,749 - go on. 94 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:41,322 - I slept with frank sinatra. 95 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:42,690 - and why are you Telling me this? 96 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,858 - what does the machine say? 97 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,394 - "Truthful statement." 98 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,329 - finally, I have proof! 99 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:51,432 Print that out. 100 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:52,833 - no, no, I cannot release this. 101 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,167 - yes, you can. 102 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:58,071 I've got a facebook status To update. 103 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,878 - * ba-ba, ba-ba 104 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:07,615 * ba-ba, ba-ba 105 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:08,716 * hey! 106 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,017 - well, I have Never experienced 107 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,385 Anything like that In my career. 108 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,387 You are either An extremely skilled liar 109 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:15,088 Or an extremely honest 28-year-old. 110 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,825 - thank you. 111 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,760 - you got one truth Out of us-- 112 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:23,631 Sinatra. 113 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:27,335 He did me his way. 114 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,840 - ms. Chase, you are still A person of interest 115 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:34,007 In the case, And will remain 116 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:36,344 Under 24-hour surveillance. 117 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:40,848 - I'll see you out. 118 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:43,351 [crowd chatter] 119 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:45,486 Victoria chase Will not be making 120 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,120 Any statements At this difficult 121 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,622 And heartbreaking time. 122 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:51,692 - hey, how's it going? 123 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,398 - oh, I must Really miss emmet. 124 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:58,899 Even my house Surrounded by paparazzi 125 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,701 Isn't cheering me up. 126 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,537 I-I just wish I knew he was okay. 127 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:04,772 - well, honey, Just don't think the worst. 128 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:05,939 - well, if I don't Hear from him soon, 129 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,741 I am gonna lose my mind. 130 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,209 - maybe we should Be looking for clues 131 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,111 The fbi isn't looking for. 132 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,446 - like what? 133 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,683 - emmet left in victoria's Wedding clothes, right? 134 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,418 Those shoes are valuable. 135 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,787 And since those shoes Are valuable, 136 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,655 Someone's either Wearing them 137 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:25,626 Or trying to make money Off them on ebay. 138 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,627 Ah-ha! 139 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,629 - [gasps] My shoes! 140 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,831 - it's posted by A seller in newark. 141 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:35,936 - ahh, so he made it Out of the country. 142 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:38,972 Oh, run, emmet, run. 143 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:44,678 - newark is in new jersey. 144 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,213 - I'm contacting the seller To see if she 145 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,948 Has any information On emmet. 146 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,483 We have our first lead. 147 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:50,618 - oh, thank god. 148 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:51,819 You know, On edge of tomorrow, 149 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,987 Honor st. Raven Once cloned a missing lover 150 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:57,425 From the dna Left in his shoe. 151 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:01,729 - let's call that "Plan 'b'." 152 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,131 - yeah, I don't even know If my shoes 153 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,433 Will fit me anymore. 154 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:08,001 My feet swell up Two sizes when I'm pregnant. 155 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,437 [sighs] Pregnant. 156 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:12,339 How did this happen? 157 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,843 - well, melanie, When a man and a woman 158 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:20,247 Love each other very much, 159 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:23,050 And the woman Is pushing 50-- 160 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:27,455 How did this happen? 161 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,090 - it just did. 162 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,525 And I have to tell alec. 163 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,060 - are you hoping That the two of you-- 164 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,262 - I don't know What I'm hoping. 165 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,830 This conversation Is not gonna be easy. 166 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,732 I broke his heart. 167 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:41,201 I hope we can talk about it Calmly, as adults, 168 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,871 With the least amount of drama And awkwardness possible. 169 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,372 I think I can do that. 170 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:49,309 - without alcohol? - oh, god. 171 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:52,680 Victoria, tell me What crazy thing you did 172 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:55,115 On edge of tomorrow When this situation came up. 173 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:58,486 - what, someone your age Getting pregnant? 174 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,755 Well, even edge of tomorrow Wouldn't touch that. 175 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,830 - hey, alec. 176 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,500 Mm. Hi, alec. 177 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:13,967 Aah. 178 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:16,870 [deep voice] Alec. 179 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,105 - melanie. - aah! Oh. 180 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:19,807 Alec, alec, 181 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,742 I didn't expect To see you here. 182 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:25,579 - but you're standing Right outside my apartment. 183 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:28,882 - yes. Yes, I am. 184 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:30,518 I know it's weird, 185 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,052 Me coming here Out of the blue. 186 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:33,386 But it's just that I have something 187 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,355 I need to tell you. 188 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:36,624 It's nothing, really. - oh. 189 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:37,891 - I mean, it's not nothing, It's something. 190 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:38,926 It's a whole lot Of something. 191 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,393 Unless you want it To be nothing. 192 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:43,430 In that case, I totally understand. 193 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:46,033 - I don't even Partly understand. 194 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:49,770 Why don't we go inside And talk about it? 195 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,105 - alec, I'm pregnant And it's yours. 196 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,576 All: surprise! 197 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,216 - hi, everybody. 198 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,618 I'm so sorry about this. 199 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,987 I can't imagine Anything more awkward. 200 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,322 - I can. Hi. 201 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,959 I'm kelly, Alec's new girlfriend. 202 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,561 - hi. [chuckles] 203 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:17,731 I'm melanie, alec's old-- Ex-girlfriend. 204 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:18,899 - I know. 205 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,635 I saw your face on the photo mug You gave him. 206 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:23,303 - you kept that? 207 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,574 - it broke. 208 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,008 Now I know why You're here. 209 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,644 You're pregnant With my boyfriend's baby. 210 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:33,446 Uh, but who Are these women? 211 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,117 - guys. 212 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,251 - I-I got this. 213 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,587 We're melanie's Dearest friends, 214 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,388 Who have been eavesdropping In the hallway, 215 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:44,024 Just in case she hideously Embarrassed herself. 216 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,694 Which she did. 217 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,662 - hey, how's it going? 218 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:51,632 - [whispers] Again! 219 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,702 - melanie, maybe we should Talk in private. 220 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,737 - I'm not leaving. I live here. 221 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,505 - you live here? 222 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:02,309 Wow, that was fast. 223 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,377 - if she's staying, We're staying. 224 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:07,414 - and if we're staying, I'm pouring. 225 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:11,785 - melanie, I don't want you To think 226 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:13,186 I'm not happy About this news. 227 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,889 We talked about Having children. 228 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,125 We also talked about Having children, but-- 229 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,793 That we would plan. 230 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:23,797 Not that unplanned children Aren't exciting-- 231 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:27,000 Exciting in a confusing way. 232 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,637 Is it incredibly hot in here? 233 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:30,704 - maybe I should go. 234 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,973 - no, no, wait. 235 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,142 I wanna be there every step Of the way for this baby. 236 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:38,511 - we'll be there Every step of the way. 237 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:39,680 - have you been To the doctor yet? 238 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,181 - my first appointment's Tomorrow. 239 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:45,018 - I'll be there. - we'll be there. 240 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,654 Look, I'm not normally So bitchy. 241 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:48,722 In fact, I bet if we met Under different circumstances, 242 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,057 We'd be friends. 243 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,292 And I'd be wondering Where you got that great dress. 244 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,294 - oh, thanks. Yeah, I got it at-- 245 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,497 - but under These circumstances, 246 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,367 All I'm wondering is, What makes you so sure 247 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,103 That alec's the father Of that baby? 248 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,605 [all gasp] 249 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,642 - oh, a drink and a show. 250 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,618 - you know, in france, 251 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,387 Pregnant women Are allowed to drink wine. 252 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:24,324 - yes, but then they give birth To french people. 253 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,897 - this is from That gentleman over there. 254 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:33,200 - hey. How's it going? 255 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,135 - what is going on? [giggles] 256 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:38,138 Why am I suddenly So desirable? 257 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,240 - it's simon. - simon? 258 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,541 How do you figure? 259 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,544 - well, now that You're not looking for a man, 260 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:49,249 You don't reek Of desperation. 261 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:52,552 - reek of desperation? That's insane. 262 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,588 There's no smell. 263 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,859 - you know Who smelled great? 264 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:02,963 Sinatra. 265 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,899 - I still can't believe You slept with him. 266 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:10,070 - we started off Strangers in the night. 267 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,840 But by the wee small hours, 268 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,744 This lady was a tramp. 269 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,348 - can I ask you something? 270 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,250 Why did you Send that drink? 271 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,785 - well, you're A beautiful woman. 272 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,119 I mean, I didn't see a ring. 273 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,921 I thought maybe we could Have dinner sometime. 274 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,758 - oh, normally I would Love that, but I can't, 275 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:31,792 As I've just rekindled 276 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,094 A relationship With my baby-daddy. 277 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:38,098 - oh, uh, How old's your baby? 278 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:41,001 - 400 months. 279 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,972 - well, I didn't mean To get in the middle 280 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,439 Of a serious relationship. 281 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,775 - thanks. 282 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:50,610 Though it's hard to say How serious it is. 283 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,312 He's out of the country And he said he'd come back. 284 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,446 But what if he doesn't? 285 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,216 You know how men are, At least with me. 286 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:59,619 So I guess the smart thing Would be to hedge my bet. 287 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,989 So it can't hurt If I give you 288 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,892 My phone number and email. 289 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,827 I'm also on instagram And facebook, 290 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:10,263 Just search For scroggdogg39, 291 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,265 Which is also My twitter handle. 292 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,300 Here you go. 293 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,367 And you can just Tell me your name 294 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:18,105 When you call me. 295 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,472 - so? 296 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,975 - not one word About desperation. 297 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,376 - oh, I'm sorry. 298 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,646 The gentleman would Like his drink back. 299 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:32,052 [phone beeps] 300 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,021 - oh, I got a message From the lady on ebay. 301 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,155 - what does it say? 302 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,290 - "Your shoes were found In the dressing room 303 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,326 Of the newark Community playhouse." 304 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,829 - community theater In new jersey? 305 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:45,999 He was better off In prison. 306 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:49,069 I-I'm driving myself crazy Waiting to hear from him. 307 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,071 And the worst part is, I know that 308 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:55,042 Fbi agent is sitting On all kinds of information. 309 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:58,912 - what are you doing? 310 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,413 - I'm a woman, melanie. 311 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,550 I think I can get information From a man. 312 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,292 - ms. Chase. - agent gilmore. 313 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,595 May I tell you something In strictest confidence? 314 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,630 - I've been hoping That you would. 315 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,735 - I've been watching you Watch me, 316 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,172 And I think you're wasting your Talents with the government. 317 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,607 Oh, you're a good-looking guy. 318 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:32,345 You should be playing An fbi agent on tv. 319 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,214 And not just network tv. 320 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:39,419 Premium cable.... With nudity. 321 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,255 I'd watch that. 322 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,024 - seriously? Wow. 323 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:47,460 That is something Coming from victoria chase. 324 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,196 May I say something to you also In confidence? 325 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,298 - oh, please, Tell me anything. 326 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,901 - when I look into your eyes, It's like I'm seeing two people. 327 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,535 There's the victoria chase That everyone knows-- 328 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,305 Beautiful, brilliant, Confident-- 329 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:02,275 But behind that there's a woman Who's fragile, soft... 330 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,310 Sometimes even sad. 331 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,445 - oh, my god. 332 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,148 That is so true. How do you know? 333 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,217 - because they teach us To use that line on women 334 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,320 In, like, the first day Of interrogation class. 335 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,824 Do not try to play me, Ms. Chase. 336 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,726 I cannot comment On the investigation. 337 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,228 - I'm sorry. I just-- 338 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,630 I love emmet so much and I don't even know if he's alive. 339 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,198 Can't you just Give me something? 340 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:28,936 - I can't comment On the case. 341 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,004 - I understand. 342 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,309 - but I can ask you A question. 343 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,411 Do you really think We'd be trailing you 344 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,380 If we weren't fairly certain 345 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:44,617 That your husband Were going to contact you? 346 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,154 - thank you for that. 347 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,723 And, you know, you're really not As tough as you seem. 348 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:54,761 - I could kill a man With my thumb. 349 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,263 I can also kill a man With my elbow, 350 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,066 So I guess I'm two people too. 351 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,045 - oh! Full house. 352 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,546 - hi, dr. Wilcox. 353 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,216 This is alec, The baby's father, 354 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,518 And kelly, The baby's father's girlfriend, 355 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,054 And my girlfriends victoria And joy. 356 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:24,491 - hey. How's it going? 357 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,227 - it's back. 358 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,230 - melanie, I was hoping we might Be able to talk privately. 359 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,664 - oh, no, that's okay. 360 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,200 There's nothing you can't say In front of these people 361 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,069 That care about me... And kelly. 362 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,106 - okay. 363 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,041 I found some abnormalities In your blood work 364 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,576 That were indicative Of a false pregnancy. 365 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,278 So we re-ran it and confirmed 366 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,780 That you are definitely Not pregnant. 367 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,749 - I--I don't understand. 368 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,784 I took, like, Three home pregnancy tests. 369 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:52,785 They were all positive. 370 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,021 - it's true. 371 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,922 Our wastebin looked like A sorority house dumpster 372 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:59,359 A month after spring break. 373 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,828 - so what could be causing The false pregnancy? 374 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,296 - there are a number of things It could be, 375 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,032 Some of them Potentially serious. 376 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,500 So we need to do more tests. 377 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,037 - oh, well, how-- How serious? 378 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,339 - unfortunately, this isn't My area of expertise, 379 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:16,309 But I can recommend some Very capable doctors. 380 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:19,346 Let me get you a list. 381 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,851 [door closes] 382 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:28,621 - I'm sorry, melanie. 383 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:29,922 We should go. - yeah. 384 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,292 Uh, just give me a minute. 385 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,328 - um, we'll be outside. 386 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,701 [door closes] 387 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,136 - look, I wanted to stand By your side 388 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,372 During your pregnancy. 389 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:50,210 And I'll stand by your side For whatever this is. 390 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,345 - that's sweet. Thank you. 391 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,382 But I have a really good Support team. 392 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,416 - yes, you do. 393 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,519 Victoria: yeah, she does. 394 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:07,194 - okay, I am ready To tell you now. 395 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,362 I have a tumor In my pituitary gland, 396 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,164 But they caught it early, So it's treatable. 397 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,999 - what? - oh, my god, melanie. 398 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,167 A brain tumor? 399 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,668 - yeah, but it's highly curable. 400 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,138 It's, like, literally The best tumor you can get. 401 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,807 - and you deserve the best, Melanie. 402 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,179 - I will have to have radiation And maybe surgery, 403 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,748 But they just go in up through Your nose and snip it out. 404 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,117 - wow! And when they're up there, 405 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:34,121 They can fix that little bump. 406 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,223 - what bump? - victoria! 407 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,592 - oh, yes, And we'll do the lips too. 408 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,430 - okay. I'm not pregnant, 409 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,198 So my feet won't swell up, 410 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,799 So I can wear My jimmy choos again! 411 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,901 - ohh. - I got 'em back from ebay. 412 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,170 - that was you? 413 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,573 You're thosearemyshoesbitch99? [doorbell rings] 414 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,648 - agent gilmore. 415 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:02,715 - just wanted to let you know 416 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,384 That another agent Will be here soon. 417 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,853 I've been taken off the case. - why? 418 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,888 - well, they said My reports indicate 419 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,824 That I have gotten Too emotionally involved, 420 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,193 But I've just been writing The facts 421 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,827 The way that I see them. 422 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,664 Kelly is obviously a rebound. 423 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,900 Simon would be a fool Not to come back for joy. 424 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,637 And how else would I describe Your eyes other than beautiful? 425 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,840 Now with melanie's tumor-- 426 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,179 I should be going. 427 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:35,448 Victoria, perhaps if we'd met 428 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,050 Under different circumstances-- 429 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,520 Never mind. It's in the report. 430 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,022 - good luck, agent gilmore. 431 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,192 Ow. - sorry. 432 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,893 It's my killing thumb. 433 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,100 - well, he was my last chance 434 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,503 Of getting any information On emmet. 435 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:59,339 [sighs] 436 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,474 You know, the last time I saw that shoe 437 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,377 It was my wedding day. 438 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:08,215 - there's something In the toe. 439 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,850 [gasps] Oh, my god. 440 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,820 It's a note for you. 441 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:17,257 - oh, my god. It's from emmet. 442 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:20,860 "My darling victoria, If this reaches you, 443 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,531 "Know that I am safe And that I love you. 444 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,234 "I have a plan And will contact you soon. 445 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,702 "We will be together again. 446 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,404 From your devoted husband." 447 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,473 - oh, sweetie. - that's wonderful. 448 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,108 - how did he know you'd get The shoe back? 449 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:39,379 - well, he didn't know, But he had hope. 450 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,847 And now I have hope. 451 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,148 - I have hope too. 452 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,484 I am gonna beat This brain tumor. 453 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,018 - you know, Both of your problems 454 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,288 Have put things In perspective for me. 455 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:51,558 I need to stop being So desperate. 456 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:54,093 If simon gets in contact, Good. 457 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,795 But if he doesn't, It's cool. 458 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,930 [cell phone chimes] I'm not gonna define myself 459 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:01,033 By whether or not some man-- Aah! 460 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,935 It's a text from simon! 461 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,004 He's coming next week And he can't wait to see me! 462 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,139 What am I gonna wear? What if my face breaks out? 463 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,841 What if he meets a more Beautiful woman than me 464 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,042 On the plane? I'll kill her. 465 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,844 That's what I'll do. 466 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,447 And I'll do it slowly. 467 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:20,019 - you know who else liked To do it slowly? 468 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:27,126 Old red eyes. 469 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,128 - sinatra was "Old blue eyes." 470 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:34,467 - when I snuck into his room, He was pretty drunk. 471 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,076 - * ba-ba, ba-ba 472 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,112 * ba-ba, ba-ba 473 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,653 * ba-ba, ba-ba 474 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,188 * ba-ba, ba-ba 475 00:20:56,222 --> 00:21:03,930 * 476 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:04,964 - hey! 33847

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