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Bye.
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You should hurry.
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Françoise won't be long.
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Françoise is always late.
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And I don't want to get dressed.
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Why?
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Because after five years of marriage, I
still find her so beautiful and
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exciting.
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Oui, c 'est moi.
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Ah, c 'est vous, Jean.
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Non, je n 'ai rien de prêt actuellement.
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De toute façon, mon dernier bouquin
était à four complet.
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La critique l 'a démoli, d 'accord. Et
vous, vous y êtes de votre poche. Le
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risque des éditeurs.
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Quoi? Une commande?
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Pourquoi pas?
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Quel genre de choses voulez -vous?
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Un roman érotique?
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Listen, I have to think about it.
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Really, I don't see what bothers you.
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Other writers have written erotic
novels, even pornographic.
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That didn't prevent us from going back
to the academy later.
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You know that I have no imagination.
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I can only write things that I have seen
or lived.
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You're talking about disability.
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So why did you accept?
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Because we have no more debt to pay.
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And in eight days, there's still the
rent to pay.
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We'll get caught.
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No, I don't want to borrow anymore.
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And then the editor promised me to send
me a cassette by mail.
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An erotic thing.
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It can give me ideas.
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Here.
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I
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think
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that's the tape.
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If you want, we can watch it right away.
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Françoise can come to you from time to
time.
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Oh, and that bothers you.
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What can you be good at?
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I want to see her right now. Okay, do as
you like.
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Well, are you ready for the projection?
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Are you coming?
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Your editor sent him a cassette.
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Pour l 'inspirer. Viens regarder.
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Adam,
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it's almost ready.
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Je ne sais pas comment m 'y prendre. Si
je faisais des interviews sur les
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aventures sexuelles des gens, je
pourrais peut -être trouver la matière.
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Alors, écoute, je vais te raconter un
truc qui m 'est arrivé.
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Tu sais que je vais souvent aux puces,
chez les vieux libraires et dans les
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foires. Je surveille aussi les petites
annonces.
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Et dès que je lis qu 'un particulier
vend des bouquins, je fonce.
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La semaine dernière, j 'arrive chez un
gentil, 16 ou 17 ans.
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Il me montre les livres qu 'il vendait
et il se met tout nu.
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J 'étais surprise.
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Il me demande si cela ne m 'ennuie pas s
'il se masturbe devant moi.
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Il avait une superbe queue. Il bandait
déjà, ferme et dur.
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Alors je l 'ai laissé faire.
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C 'était très beau à voir cet adolescent
en train de secouer son sexe en me
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regardant dans les yeux.
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Je n 'ai pas pu tenir longtemps et j 'ai
fait comme lui.
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Je me suis branlée.
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On a jouit face à face, sans se toucher,
sans s 'embrasser, rien de plus.
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Je lui ai demandé s 'il voulait que je
le suce. Et il m 'a dit qu 'il n 'aurait
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jamais eu autant de plaisir qu 'il n 'en
a eu en se branlant devant moi.
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C 'est excitant, non?
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Je peux mettre ça dans le bouquin.
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Mais comment entrer en contact
directement avec des gens qui racontent
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aventures?
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J 'ai envie de t 'embrasser sur la
bouche.
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Mais je n 'ai jamais fait l 'amour avec
une femme.
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Et Sam n 'a jamais vu deux lesbiennes
faire l 'amour?
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Non, jamais.
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Tu crois que pour mon livre?
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Je te fais peur, Agnès.
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J 'ai que... C 'est Agnès que je
demande.
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Viens là, Agnès. Et toi, Sam, regarde.
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You can't leave Sam like that.
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Do you think he wants you or me?
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I want to see you fall in love with him.
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Aw. Aw.
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Écoute, Sam, il faut toujours finir ce
que l 'on a commencé.
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Alors, notre petite séance d 'hier soir
t 'a aidé, mais maintenant, ce qu 'il te
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faut, c 'est assister à d 'autres choses
de même nature.
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J 'y réfléchis.
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Nous allons installer un miroir centain
entre ton bureau et la chambre.
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J 'irai draguer et j 'amènerai mes
conquêtes chez toi. Et là, tu pourras
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observer à loisir tout ce qui se
passera.
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Tu ne manqueras plus d 'imagination et
ton livre avancera à pas de géant.
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Ne me remercie pas, j 'y trouve mon
compte moi aussi. C 'est une situation
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excitante. It's going to change me from
my coitus to the little week.
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I think it's a great idea. And I think
we've all become crazy.
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But I want us to try.
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What is she doing? She's been gone for
an hour.
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Shut up.
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I heard a noise.
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You are welcome in my room, because it
is the most comfortable room.
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You are strange.
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Why do you absolutely want me to make my
number at your place?
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As a woman, it is difficult for me to
stay without being bored in the hot pubs
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where you produce.
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Your boss accepted that I rent you an
hour, so that I can admire you quietly.
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Are you a lesbian?
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I am a free woman who loves everything
that is beautiful.
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Do you want me to make the same number
as usual, or do you have other desires?
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Let's put it this way, it doesn't scare
you.
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Oh, it doesn't scare me?
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We're going to play the game.
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Let's hope it will be fun.
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Oh yes, it will be.
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And more than you think.
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Tu vois que mon idée était bonne. Ton
bouquin va être du tonnerre.
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Mais il ne faut pas t 'arrêter en si bon
chemin.
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La nuit vient de tomber et c 'est
favorable pour la chasse. Non.
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Cette fois, c 'est moi qui vais draguer.
Mais Agnès.
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Oh, écoute, Sam. Nous sommes tous les
trois complices. Il n 'y a aucune raison
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que ce soit Françoise la seule à jouer
les apparts.
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Jalous, Sam.
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Aucune importance.
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Un créateur doit souffrir pour que son
oeuvre soit belle.
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Écoutez, je ne sais plus où j 'en suis.
Je ne comprends rien. Tout va trop vite.
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Faites ce que vous voulez.
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Alors, c 'est mon tour.
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You don't understand that she wants to
help you too?
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After all, she's your wife. I'm only
your friend.
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There you go.
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I hope to have as much luck as
Françoise.
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I'm jealous.
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I didn't manage to do anything. I should
have accompanied her.
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You've been married for five years.
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And what's going on tonight for Agnès,
it's like a second time.
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It's been hours since she left.
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You don't even think something happened.
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Let's see.
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Wait here, I'll get something to
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drink.
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Thank you.
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I want to see your ass.
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So,
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how
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was it?
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Impeccable. You surprised us with your
two types.
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It's been a long time since I've seen
this porn video cassette. With the two
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guys in hoodies who were in love with
this girl, I wanted to know that.
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I took advantage of the water, Ben. It
didn't make me too angry, did it? I
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have the impression.
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I was all excited.
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Isn't it cold?
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Tu sais que tu es belle quand tu jouis.
Toi aussi, tu es belle quand tu jouis.
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L 'autre soir, j 'ai un peu abusé de la
situation.
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Mais cela faisait des années que j
'avais envie de toi.
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Comme j 'étais naïve, je ne m 'en étais
jamais aperçue.
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J 'ai envie que ce soit moi qui te fasse
jouer maintenant.
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Et Sam, tout de suite?
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Il tape son roman.
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Embrasse -moi.
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Don't leave me.
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What time is it?
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It's your editor.
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Yes?
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Yes.
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Are you happy with the last chapter?
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It doesn't look like it.
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But it's exciting enough to get you more
customers.
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The title? No, I haven't thought about
it yet.
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Yes.
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Ah, you have ideas.
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That's good.
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I'll give you my opinion. I'll send you
two new chapters by the end of the week.
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Do you hear me? Goodbye.
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Bon appétit and have a good day. I'll
have a good day and I'll go for a walk.
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There's no question about it.
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You're here to write and until you've
written the last letters of the last
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chapter, you won't move from this
apartment. In a way, I'm a prisoner.
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Oh, a very privileged prisoner.
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You're lodged in a sumptuous way and
chosen by two pretty girls who are also
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good to you.
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La cuisine, que l 'amour, et qui t
'organise des spectacles érotico
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pour que tu puisses écrire un roman à
succès.
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Beaucoup d 'hommes voudraient être à ta
place.
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J 'ai hâte d 'avoir terminé, parce que
moi aussi j 'aime me promener dans la
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rue, même avec la pollution.
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Et respirer l 'air du dehors.
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Le coup de téléphone de fond d 'éditeur
l 'a rendu bien nerveux. Nous devrions
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nous occuper de lui.
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T 'as raison.
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Ce qu 'il me faudrait maintenant, c 'est
un récit plus sexuel.
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Une confession.
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Tu veux bien avoir ça dans tes
souvenirs? Bof.
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Je me demande si Agnès a ça dans ses
souvenirs.
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Agnès, tu as entendu?
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Bien sûr, on ne lit pas avec les
oreilles.
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Tu veux que je te raconte quelque chose?
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Eh bien, je vais te raconter ce que j
'ai fait la veille de notre mariage.
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J 'ai dit à mes parents que je montais
me coucher pour être en forme le
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lendemain pour la cérémonie. Mais
quelques heures plus tard, je suis
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et je me suis promenée dans les rues. Je
savais qu 'il y avait un endroit où les
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voyeurs se réunissaient pour regarder
des couples faire l 'amour dans les
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voitures.
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Je me suis arrangée pour séduire un des
couples qui arrivait et je suis montée
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dans la voiture avec eux.
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J 'étais assise derrière eux, les
portières bouclées. Ils ont fait l
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les voyeurs se sont approchés. Le sexe
sortit.
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Ils se branlaient en regardant.
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Le respect m 'inondait le pare -brise et
la carrosserie.
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Et puis j 'ai baissé une vitre et j 'ai
branlé et suté toutes les queues qui
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dépassaient.
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Ce fut une nuit merveilleuse.
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Je pense que je peux mettre ça dans le
livre.
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J 'avais peur que tu lui fasses une
scène de jalousie.
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Mais ça, tu deviens conciliant.
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Bon, maintenant je vais me préparer. C
'est à mon tour d 'aller à la fêche.
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Oh, je te parie que tu ne trouveras pas
mieux que moi.
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Qu 'est -ce que t 'en sais?
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Tu m 'aimes toujours.
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Oui, je ne t 'ai jamais autant aimé.
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Nous sommes complices et heureux.
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Quoi qu 'il nous arrive, tu sais bien
que tu es le seul contre.
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What kind of surprise?
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C 'est une jolie surprise, non?
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Si tu aimes les surprises, je t 'en
ferai une moi aussi tout à l 'heure.
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Pour l 'instant, tue -moi la chatte.
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C 'est ça, ta surprise?
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Je veux pas du mec.
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La petite, d 'accord.
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Lui, il peut regarder, mais c 'est tout.
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Mais... Mais c 'est moi.
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Come on, sit down. Come on,
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Ben.
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Come on, Ben.
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You know,
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I lied to you.
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Yeah, in fact, I knew where to go. It
was a pretext.
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Here's my
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title.
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Sexual Encounters.
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There.
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J 'ai fini le neuvième chapitre, ça y
est.
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00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:25,920
C 'est un écrivain, votre homme?
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00:54:26,700 --> 00:54:27,820
Exactement, un homme de lettres.
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00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:30,220
Je peux lire?
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00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,040
C 'est bien.
245
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,780
C 'est drôlement bien écrit, mais qu
'est -ce que c 'est cochon? Où est -ce
246
00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:40,880
'il va trouver des trucs pareils?
247
00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:44,500
Quand même, quelle imagination.
248
00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:49,750
What did I say, funny?
249
00:55:49,940 --> 00:55:50,940
Get out of the way.
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00:57:20,490 --> 00:57:23,910
I love you.
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00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,120
Oh, yes.
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00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:15,280
She was very nice, this little one,
Claude.
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00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:16,300
Don't you think?
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00:59:17,060 --> 00:59:24,060
Yes, but I wonder... If we're not taking
an annoying habit... We
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00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,940
don't have so many moments to devote to
each other.
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00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:27,340
You don't like Françoise?
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00:59:27,580 --> 00:59:28,580
Yes, of course.
258
00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:31,880
But this book has become a real trap.
259
00:59:32,330 --> 00:59:34,650
Et tous les fantasies que j 'avais ou
que tu avais, il faut les vivre.
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00:59:35,130 --> 00:59:36,870
Dans tout cela, j 'ai peur de te perdre.
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00:59:37,170 --> 00:59:38,470
Mais moi, je t 'aime, Sam.
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00:59:38,690 --> 00:59:39,750
Je ne te quitterai jamais.
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00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:43,870
Si tu veux, je l 'ai très François
Draguet. Moi, je resterai avec toi.
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00:59:44,110 --> 00:59:45,170
Non, sûrement pas.
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00:59:46,030 --> 00:59:47,910
J 'aime te voir faire l 'amour avec des
inconnus.
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00:59:48,190 --> 00:59:49,350
Alors embrasse -moi, idiot.
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00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:55,250
Vous formez un spectacle charmant, si on
l 'assied dans les bras l 'un de l
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00:59:55,250 --> 00:59:56,250
'autre.
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00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:58,010
Hé, c 'est normal.
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00:59:58,310 --> 01:00:01,430
Nous sommes les plus beaux et les plus
amoureux. Si c 'est vous qui le dites.
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01:00:03,630 --> 01:00:04,630
Bon, que fait -on?
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01:00:04,950 --> 01:00:06,890
Je veux dire, pour la drague.
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01:00:08,310 --> 01:00:09,950
Ben, moi, j 'ai presque fini mon livre.
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01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:14,250
En quelque sorte, ce soir, nous devons t
'aider à rédiger ton dernier chapitre.
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01:00:14,550 --> 01:00:15,550
Exactement.
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01:00:15,610 --> 01:00:18,690
Bon, alors, nous allons draguer toutes
les deux, Agnès et moi. D 'accord, Sam?
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01:00:19,410 --> 01:00:20,308
D 'accord.
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01:00:20,310 --> 01:00:22,770
Mais il va s 'ennuyer, tout ça. Tu ne
crois pas, Françoise?
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01:00:24,150 --> 01:00:26,470
Non, certainement pas. Il faut que je
revoie un chapitre ou deux.
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01:00:26,670 --> 01:00:27,670
J 'en profiterai.
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01:00:27,810 --> 01:00:30,670
Et puis, il pourra visionner la fin de
la cassette que son éditeur lui avait
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01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:31,670
envoyée.
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01:00:31,890 --> 01:00:32,910
Alors, je vais me préparer.
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01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:36,900
Il faut que je te parle, Sam.
285
01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:38,920
J 'ai trouvé du travail à l 'étranger.
286
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,220
Alors ce soir, je suis avec toi dans
cette aventure.
287
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:42,940
Mais demain, je prends l 'avion.
288
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,180
Je te laisserai expliquer ça à Agnès,
car moi, je n 'ai pas le courage.
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01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:51,160
Je voudrais te dire qu 'on a passé des
moments extraordinaires ensemble.
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01:00:51,980 --> 01:00:52,980
Je ne regrette rien.
291
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,860
Au contraire, vous allez me manquer
terriblement.
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01:00:56,260 --> 01:00:57,880
Je te parie que tu veux que je t 'envoie
un livre, non?
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01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,700
Je te donnerai mon adresse et tu l
'enverras.
294
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,560
Parce qu 'après tout, je suis un peu le
co -auteur.
295
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,140
Tu nous manqueras, toi aussi.
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01:01:13,390 --> 01:01:14,790
Oh.
297
01:02:26,790 --> 01:02:28,010
Excusez -moi, j 'ai dû me tromper.
298
01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:30,370
Je ne crois pas. Vous voulez voir
Françoise.
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01:02:30,630 --> 01:02:31,630
Vous êtes au courant?
300
01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:33,290
Vous êtes sans doute son mari.
301
01:02:33,710 --> 01:02:34,810
Non, je ne suis pas son mari.
302
01:02:35,110 --> 01:02:37,750
Je sais que vous la connaissez. Mais
entrez, nous allons prendre un verre.
303
01:02:37,990 --> 01:02:39,050
Elle n 'est pas là? Non.
304
01:02:41,390 --> 01:02:43,970
J 'aurais voulu la voir. J 'ai quitté
mon truc au pipe show.
305
01:02:44,210 --> 01:02:45,270
J 'en avais vraiment marre.
306
01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:47,710
Elle n 'est pas là pour l 'instant. Elle
est sortie avec ma femme.
307
01:02:48,450 --> 01:02:49,450
Je vois.
308
01:02:49,530 --> 01:02:51,510
Vous êtes un couple moderne, comme on
dit.
309
01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:54,410
Scotch, moi -même, j 'étais en train d
'en boire un.
310
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,580
OK, for a scotch. Sit down.
311
01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:01,820
Here. Thank you.
312
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,680
There you go.
313
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:14,640
Here, take it.
314
01:03:17,700 --> 01:03:20,700
Did Françoise tell you that I'm in love
with her?
315
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,220
You're going to take me for an idiot.
316
01:03:28,340 --> 01:03:32,020
But I have a favor to ask her, something
I can't ask my former colleagues.
317
01:03:32,740 --> 01:03:35,540
Leave me your phone number. She'll call
you as soon as she gets home.
318
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:39,660
You already want to talk to me? Oh, but
no, but no.
319
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,000
It's true that François is maybe mocking
me.
320
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:48,460
But it's not because we have an
adventure that we have to... Shh!
321
01:03:48,740 --> 01:03:49,740
Don't say anything.
322
01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:51,620
Did you hear that?
323
01:08:52,590 --> 01:08:54,649
J 'espère que ça vous a bien excité,
François et moi.
324
01:08:55,010 --> 01:08:56,010
Elle m 'a bien eu.
325
01:08:56,990 --> 01:08:58,649
C 'est pas si simple.
326
01:08:59,430 --> 01:09:00,430
Vous venez?
327
01:09:01,390 --> 01:09:02,390
Participer?
328
01:09:03,310 --> 01:09:04,310
Venez, je vous en prie.
329
01:09:09,029 --> 01:09:13,850
C 'est pas pour une surprise.
330
01:09:14,189 --> 01:09:15,189
C 'est une surprise.
331
01:09:15,270 --> 01:09:17,250
J 'étais venue simplement pour te voir,
François.
332
01:09:17,990 --> 01:09:18,990
Pour moi, tu m 'as vu.
333
01:09:19,090 --> 01:09:20,710
Tu m 'as bien vu avec un mec et une
femme.
334
01:09:21,130 --> 01:09:22,130
You're not going to be jealous?
335
01:09:22,490 --> 01:09:24,050
Come on, François, don't make her cry.
336
01:09:24,290 --> 01:09:25,290
I'm not crying.
337
01:09:25,790 --> 01:09:27,890
I just came to get some advice.
338
01:09:28,350 --> 01:09:30,910
I quit my job, and I'm going to be
alone.
339
01:09:32,510 --> 01:09:33,750
I saw. Yes, I saw.
340
01:09:34,790 --> 01:09:38,630
I understood that you were well aware of
me. No, she did that for me.
341
01:09:38,950 --> 01:09:43,010
It sounds crazy, but I wrote an erotic
book. And I need to see unusual things
342
01:09:43,010 --> 01:09:44,010
inspire me.
343
01:09:44,109 --> 01:09:45,750
I regret that we met.
344
01:09:46,689 --> 01:09:48,090
I don't care about all your victories.
345
01:09:48,890 --> 01:09:49,910
I want to make love.
346
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,979
To make love with Poutou. She's
fantastic.
347
01:09:53,420 --> 01:09:54,420
That's all I ask.
348
01:13:35,310 --> 01:13:36,310
Françoise left us.
349
01:13:36,890 --> 01:13:38,290
Did you know she was going abroad?
350
01:13:39,710 --> 01:13:40,710
Yes.
351
01:13:41,230 --> 01:13:42,490
I didn't dare to tell you.
352
01:13:43,130 --> 01:13:45,450
You don't care now that you've finished
your dirty book?
353
01:13:46,370 --> 01:13:47,370
No, I don't care.
354
01:13:52,630 --> 01:13:53,630
Goodbye.
355
01:13:55,290 --> 01:13:56,290
Goodbye.
356
01:13:58,310 --> 01:13:59,990
The book was fantastic.
357
01:14:01,130 --> 01:14:04,450
I received a letter from Françoise. She
thanks you for sending it.
358
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:06,080
Elle le trouve formidable.
359
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:09,280
L 'éditeur m 'a demandé d 'en écrire un
autre. Je sais.
360
01:14:10,180 --> 01:14:11,980
Mais ce soir, rien à faire.
361
01:14:12,340 --> 01:14:13,400
Je n 'irai pas draguer.
362
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,200
J 'ai une surprise.
363
01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:17,100
Viens.
364
01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:18,500
Allez, viens.
365
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,380
Tais -toi et attends. J 'entends du
bruit.
366
01:14:34,410 --> 01:14:35,410
Le monde est petit.
367
01:14:35,510 --> 01:14:36,650
On les connaît ces deux -là.
368
01:15:20,220 --> 01:15:21,700
I need to go to bed.
369
01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:23,320
It's all right, we're going to have to
leave.
370
01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:25,780
It's very hot.
371
01:17:02,020 --> 01:17:07,080
Oh, my God.
372
01:17:47,310 --> 01:17:48,310
Uncle! Uncle!
373
01:18:27,530 --> 01:18:29,590
Pour écrire encore beaucoup d 'autres
livres dans ces conditions là.
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