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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,010 --> 00:00:05,010 Bye. 2 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:41,680 You should hurry. 3 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:42,880 Françoise won't be long. 4 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:45,180 Françoise is always late. 5 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:46,620 And I don't want to get dressed. 6 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:47,960 Why? 7 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:52,520 Because after five years of marriage, I still find her so beautiful and 8 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,520 exciting. 9 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:25,620 Oui, c 'est moi. 10 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,140 Ah, c 'est vous, Jean. 11 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,740 Non, je n 'ai rien de prêt actuellement. 12 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:35,540 De toute façon, mon dernier bouquin était à four complet. 13 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:39,440 La critique l 'a démoli, d 'accord. Et vous, vous y êtes de votre poche. Le 14 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:40,440 risque des éditeurs. 15 00:03:42,420 --> 00:03:43,680 Quoi? Une commande? 16 00:03:45,340 --> 00:03:46,340 Pourquoi pas? 17 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:48,940 Quel genre de choses voulez -vous? 18 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,440 Un roman érotique? 19 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:56,060 Listen, I have to think about it. 20 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,800 Really, I don't see what bothers you. 21 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,420 Other writers have written erotic novels, even pornographic. 22 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,340 That didn't prevent us from going back to the academy later. 23 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:07,320 You know that I have no imagination. 24 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,600 I can only write things that I have seen or lived. 25 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,040 You're talking about disability. 26 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:12,160 So why did you accept? 27 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,620 Because we have no more debt to pay. 28 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,460 And in eight days, there's still the rent to pay. 29 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,100 We'll get caught. 30 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:20,060 No, I don't want to borrow anymore. 31 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:23,540 And then the editor promised me to send me a cassette by mail. 32 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,040 An erotic thing. 33 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:26,720 It can give me ideas. 34 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,600 Here. 35 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:38,580 I 36 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:47,500 think 37 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:48,500 that's the tape. 38 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,600 If you want, we can watch it right away. 39 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,480 Françoise can come to you from time to time. 40 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:53,760 Oh, and that bothers you. 41 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,180 What can you be good at? 42 00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:58,330 I want to see her right now. Okay, do as you like. 43 00:06:16,430 --> 00:06:18,750 Well, are you ready for the projection? 44 00:06:20,770 --> 00:06:21,770 Are you coming? 45 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,080 Your editor sent him a cassette. 46 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,140 Pour l 'inspirer. Viens regarder. 47 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:51,600 Adam, 48 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:56,160 it's almost ready. 49 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,710 Je ne sais pas comment m 'y prendre. Si je faisais des interviews sur les 50 00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:10,690 aventures sexuelles des gens, je pourrais peut -être trouver la matière. 51 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:13,470 Alors, écoute, je vais te raconter un truc qui m 'est arrivé. 52 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:16,330 Tu sais que je vais souvent aux puces, chez les vieux libraires et dans les 53 00:12:16,330 --> 00:12:18,750 foires. Je surveille aussi les petites annonces. 54 00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:22,810 Et dès que je lis qu 'un particulier vend des bouquins, je fonce. 55 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:26,810 La semaine dernière, j 'arrive chez un gentil, 16 ou 17 ans. 56 00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:33,910 Il me montre les livres qu 'il vendait et il se met tout nu. 57 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:42,749 J 'étais surprise. 58 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,590 Il me demande si cela ne m 'ennuie pas s 'il se masturbe devant moi. 59 00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:49,250 Il avait une superbe queue. Il bandait déjà, ferme et dur. 60 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:50,970 Alors je l 'ai laissé faire. 61 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:54,810 C 'était très beau à voir cet adolescent en train de secouer son sexe en me 62 00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:55,810 regardant dans les yeux. 63 00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:08,250 Je n 'ai pas pu tenir longtemps et j 'ai fait comme lui. 64 00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:09,770 Je me suis branlée. 65 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:17,830 On a jouit face à face, sans se toucher, sans s 'embrasser, rien de plus. 66 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,100 Je lui ai demandé s 'il voulait que je le suce. Et il m 'a dit qu 'il n 'aurait 67 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,740 jamais eu autant de plaisir qu 'il n 'en a eu en se branlant devant moi. 68 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,200 C 'est excitant, non? 69 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:05,740 Je peux mettre ça dans le bouquin. 70 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:12,480 Mais comment entrer en contact directement avec des gens qui racontent 71 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,480 aventures? 72 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,180 J 'ai envie de t 'embrasser sur la bouche. 73 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,780 Mais je n 'ai jamais fait l 'amour avec une femme. 74 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,280 Et Sam n 'a jamais vu deux lesbiennes faire l 'amour? 75 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:23,660 Non, jamais. 76 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:25,800 Tu crois que pour mon livre? 77 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:28,800 Je te fais peur, Agnès. 78 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,260 J 'ai que... C 'est Agnès que je demande. 79 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,660 Viens là, Agnès. Et toi, Sam, regarde. 80 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:54,000 You can't leave Sam like that. 81 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,640 Do you think he wants you or me? 82 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,300 I want to see you fall in love with him. 83 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:21,300 Aw. Aw. 84 00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:06,000 Écoute, Sam, il faut toujours finir ce que l 'on a commencé. 85 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,880 Alors, notre petite séance d 'hier soir t 'a aidé, mais maintenant, ce qu 'il te 86 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,320 faut, c 'est assister à d 'autres choses de même nature. 87 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,080 J 'y réfléchis. 88 00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:17,840 Nous allons installer un miroir centain entre ton bureau et la chambre. 89 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:22,240 J 'irai draguer et j 'amènerai mes conquêtes chez toi. Et là, tu pourras 90 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,960 observer à loisir tout ce qui se passera. 91 00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:28,780 Tu ne manqueras plus d 'imagination et ton livre avancera à pas de géant. 92 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:32,240 Ne me remercie pas, j 'y trouve mon compte moi aussi. C 'est une situation 93 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:36,480 excitante. It's going to change me from my coitus to the little week. 94 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,400 I think it's a great idea. And I think we've all become crazy. 95 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:41,820 But I want us to try. 96 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:48,800 What is she doing? She's been gone for an hour. 97 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:51,540 Shut up. 98 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:52,740 I heard a noise. 99 00:25:14,510 --> 00:25:17,210 You are welcome in my room, because it is the most comfortable room. 100 00:25:17,470 --> 00:25:18,449 You are strange. 101 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,970 Why do you absolutely want me to make my number at your place? 102 00:25:21,370 --> 00:25:24,730 As a woman, it is difficult for me to stay without being bored in the hot pubs 103 00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:25,730 where you produce. 104 00:25:26,530 --> 00:25:30,510 Your boss accepted that I rent you an hour, so that I can admire you quietly. 105 00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:32,210 Are you a lesbian? 106 00:25:32,550 --> 00:25:35,250 I am a free woman who loves everything that is beautiful. 107 00:25:36,190 --> 00:25:39,150 Do you want me to make the same number as usual, or do you have other desires? 108 00:25:39,810 --> 00:25:41,790 Let's put it this way, it doesn't scare you. 109 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:43,250 Oh, it doesn't scare me? 110 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,360 We're going to play the game. 111 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:47,920 Let's hope it will be fun. 112 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,540 Oh yes, it will be. 113 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,200 And more than you think. 114 00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:44,820 Tu vois que mon idée était bonne. Ton bouquin va être du tonnerre. 115 00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:46,720 Mais il ne faut pas t 'arrêter en si bon chemin. 116 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,720 La nuit vient de tomber et c 'est favorable pour la chasse. Non. 117 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,400 Cette fois, c 'est moi qui vais draguer. Mais Agnès. 118 00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:56,620 Oh, écoute, Sam. Nous sommes tous les trois complices. Il n 'y a aucune raison 119 00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:58,460 que ce soit Françoise la seule à jouer les apparts. 120 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,400 Jalous, Sam. 121 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:01,700 Aucune importance. 122 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,120 Un créateur doit souffrir pour que son oeuvre soit belle. 123 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,160 Écoutez, je ne sais plus où j 'en suis. Je ne comprends rien. Tout va trop vite. 124 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,299 Faites ce que vous voulez. 125 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,300 Alors, c 'est mon tour. 126 00:32:13,149 --> 00:32:14,970 You don't understand that she wants to help you too? 127 00:32:15,390 --> 00:32:17,450 After all, she's your wife. I'm only your friend. 128 00:32:18,830 --> 00:32:19,830 There you go. 129 00:32:21,130 --> 00:32:23,570 I hope to have as much luck as Françoise. 130 00:32:27,430 --> 00:32:28,430 I'm jealous. 131 00:32:33,790 --> 00:32:36,530 I didn't manage to do anything. I should have accompanied her. 132 00:32:37,510 --> 00:32:38,890 You've been married for five years. 133 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,590 And what's going on tonight for Agnès, it's like a second time. 134 00:32:42,330 --> 00:32:43,590 It's been hours since she left. 135 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:46,930 You don't even think something happened. 136 00:32:47,630 --> 00:32:48,630 Let's see. 137 00:32:49,670 --> 00:32:56,510 Wait here, I'll get something to 138 00:32:56,510 --> 00:32:57,510 drink. 139 00:33:28,189 --> 00:33:30,990 Thank you. 140 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:04,500 I want to see your ass. 141 00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:25,178 So, 142 00:37:25,180 --> 00:37:32,080 how 143 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,080 was it? 144 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:37,350 Impeccable. You surprised us with your two types. 145 00:37:37,890 --> 00:37:41,030 It's been a long time since I've seen this porn video cassette. With the two 146 00:37:41,030 --> 00:37:43,950 guys in hoodies who were in love with this girl, I wanted to know that. 147 00:37:45,170 --> 00:37:48,570 I took advantage of the water, Ben. It didn't make me too angry, did it? I 148 00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:49,468 have the impression. 149 00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:50,510 I was all excited. 150 00:37:57,390 --> 00:37:58,390 Isn't it cold? 151 00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:07,860 Tu sais que tu es belle quand tu jouis. Toi aussi, tu es belle quand tu jouis. 152 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,520 L 'autre soir, j 'ai un peu abusé de la situation. 153 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,760 Mais cela faisait des années que j 'avais envie de toi. 154 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,720 Comme j 'étais naïve, je ne m 'en étais jamais aperçue. 155 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,240 J 'ai envie que ce soit moi qui te fasse jouer maintenant. 156 00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:22,680 Et Sam, tout de suite? 157 00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:24,560 Il tape son roman. 158 00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:26,620 Embrasse -moi. 159 00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:16,020 Don't leave me. 160 00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:18,820 What time is it? 161 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,440 It's your editor. 162 00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:23,740 Yes? 163 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,240 Yes. 164 00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:29,440 Are you happy with the last chapter? 165 00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:32,160 It doesn't look like it. 166 00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:36,240 But it's exciting enough to get you more customers. 167 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,780 The title? No, I haven't thought about it yet. 168 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:42,300 Yes. 169 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,660 Ah, you have ideas. 170 00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:45,118 That's good. 171 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:48,020 I'll give you my opinion. I'll send you two new chapters by the end of the week. 172 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,400 Do you hear me? Goodbye. 173 00:41:55,740 --> 00:41:58,760 Bon appétit and have a good day. I'll have a good day and I'll go for a walk. 174 00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:00,500 There's no question about it. 175 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,040 You're here to write and until you've written the last letters of the last 176 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,340 chapter, you won't move from this apartment. In a way, I'm a prisoner. 177 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,440 Oh, a very privileged prisoner. 178 00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:12,980 You're lodged in a sumptuous way and chosen by two pretty girls who are also 179 00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:13,738 good to you. 180 00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:18,300 La cuisine, que l 'amour, et qui t 'organise des spectacles érotico 181 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:20,200 pour que tu puisses écrire un roman à succès. 182 00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:22,320 Beaucoup d 'hommes voudraient être à ta place. 183 00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:27,620 J 'ai hâte d 'avoir terminé, parce que moi aussi j 'aime me promener dans la 184 00:42:27,620 --> 00:42:28,620 rue, même avec la pollution. 185 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,780 Et respirer l 'air du dehors. 186 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:34,280 Le coup de téléphone de fond d 'éditeur l 'a rendu bien nerveux. Nous devrions 187 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,280 nous occuper de lui. 188 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,320 T 'as raison. 189 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,460 Ce qu 'il me faudrait maintenant, c 'est un récit plus sexuel. 190 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,680 Une confession. 191 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,000 Tu veux bien avoir ça dans tes souvenirs? Bof. 192 00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:19,040 Je me demande si Agnès a ça dans ses souvenirs. 193 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,400 Agnès, tu as entendu? 194 00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:23,820 Bien sûr, on ne lit pas avec les oreilles. 195 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,960 Tu veux que je te raconte quelque chose? 196 00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:31,000 Eh bien, je vais te raconter ce que j 'ai fait la veille de notre mariage. 197 00:44:34,190 --> 00:44:36,930 J 'ai dit à mes parents que je montais me coucher pour être en forme le 198 00:44:36,930 --> 00:44:40,270 lendemain pour la cérémonie. Mais quelques heures plus tard, je suis 199 00:44:40,270 --> 00:44:43,590 et je me suis promenée dans les rues. Je savais qu 'il y avait un endroit où les 200 00:44:43,590 --> 00:44:46,290 voyeurs se réunissaient pour regarder des couples faire l 'amour dans les 201 00:44:46,290 --> 00:44:47,290 voitures. 202 00:44:50,030 --> 00:44:53,470 Je me suis arrangée pour séduire un des couples qui arrivait et je suis montée 203 00:44:53,470 --> 00:44:54,470 dans la voiture avec eux. 204 00:44:54,670 --> 00:44:58,630 J 'étais assise derrière eux, les portières bouclées. Ils ont fait l 205 00:44:58,630 --> 00:45:01,190 les voyeurs se sont approchés. Le sexe sortit. 206 00:45:01,910 --> 00:45:03,590 Ils se branlaient en regardant. 207 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,040 Le respect m 'inondait le pare -brise et la carrosserie. 208 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,960 Et puis j 'ai baissé une vitre et j 'ai branlé et suté toutes les queues qui 209 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:10,960 dépassaient. 210 00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:13,440 Ce fut une nuit merveilleuse. 211 00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:16,820 Je pense que je peux mettre ça dans le livre. 212 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,580 J 'avais peur que tu lui fasses une scène de jalousie. 213 00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:21,460 Mais ça, tu deviens conciliant. 214 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,620 Bon, maintenant je vais me préparer. C 'est à mon tour d 'aller à la fêche. 215 00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:27,100 Oh, je te parie que tu ne trouveras pas mieux que moi. 216 00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:28,700 Qu 'est -ce que t 'en sais? 217 00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:31,420 Tu m 'aimes toujours. 218 00:45:32,410 --> 00:45:33,830 Oui, je ne t 'ai jamais autant aimé. 219 00:45:34,710 --> 00:45:36,750 Nous sommes complices et heureux. 220 00:45:37,370 --> 00:45:40,410 Quoi qu 'il nous arrive, tu sais bien que tu es le seul contre. 221 00:46:39,009 --> 00:46:42,110 What kind of surprise? 222 00:48:52,460 --> 00:48:53,860 C 'est une jolie surprise, non? 223 00:48:55,820 --> 00:48:58,500 Si tu aimes les surprises, je t 'en ferai une moi aussi tout à l 'heure. 224 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,180 Pour l 'instant, tue -moi la chatte. 225 00:50:02,990 --> 00:50:03,990 C 'est ça, ta surprise? 226 00:50:05,610 --> 00:50:06,610 Je veux pas du mec. 227 00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:08,130 La petite, d 'accord. 228 00:50:08,370 --> 00:50:09,750 Lui, il peut regarder, mais c 'est tout. 229 00:50:18,030 --> 00:50:19,430 Mais... Mais c 'est moi. 230 00:50:36,590 --> 00:50:40,030 Come on, sit down. Come on, 231 00:50:41,650 --> 00:50:42,650 Ben. 232 00:50:42,910 --> 00:50:45,270 Come on, Ben. 233 00:53:42,419 --> 00:53:43,419 You know, 234 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:48,020 I lied to you. 235 00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,400 Yeah, in fact, I knew where to go. It was a pretext. 236 00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:56,810 Here's my 237 00:53:56,810 --> 00:54:09,010 title. 238 00:54:15,070 --> 00:54:16,310 Sexual Encounters. 239 00:54:16,590 --> 00:54:17,770 There. 240 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,080 J 'ai fini le neuvième chapitre, ça y est. 241 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:25,920 C 'est un écrivain, votre homme? 242 00:54:26,700 --> 00:54:27,820 Exactement, un homme de lettres. 243 00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:30,220 Je peux lire? 244 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,040 C 'est bien. 245 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,780 C 'est drôlement bien écrit, mais qu 'est -ce que c 'est cochon? Où est -ce 246 00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:40,880 'il va trouver des trucs pareils? 247 00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:44,500 Quand même, quelle imagination. 248 00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:49,750 What did I say, funny? 249 00:55:49,940 --> 00:55:50,940 Get out of the way. 250 00:57:20,490 --> 00:57:23,910 I love you. 251 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,120 Oh, yes. 252 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:15,280 She was very nice, this little one, Claude. 253 00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:16,300 Don't you think? 254 00:59:17,060 --> 00:59:24,060 Yes, but I wonder... If we're not taking an annoying habit... We 255 00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,940 don't have so many moments to devote to each other. 256 00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:27,340 You don't like Françoise? 257 00:59:27,580 --> 00:59:28,580 Yes, of course. 258 00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:31,880 But this book has become a real trap. 259 00:59:32,330 --> 00:59:34,650 Et tous les fantasies que j 'avais ou que tu avais, il faut les vivre. 260 00:59:35,130 --> 00:59:36,870 Dans tout cela, j 'ai peur de te perdre. 261 00:59:37,170 --> 00:59:38,470 Mais moi, je t 'aime, Sam. 262 00:59:38,690 --> 00:59:39,750 Je ne te quitterai jamais. 263 00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:43,870 Si tu veux, je l 'ai très François Draguet. Moi, je resterai avec toi. 264 00:59:44,110 --> 00:59:45,170 Non, sûrement pas. 265 00:59:46,030 --> 00:59:47,910 J 'aime te voir faire l 'amour avec des inconnus. 266 00:59:48,190 --> 00:59:49,350 Alors embrasse -moi, idiot. 267 00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:55,250 Vous formez un spectacle charmant, si on l 'assied dans les bras l 'un de l 268 00:59:55,250 --> 00:59:56,250 'autre. 269 00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:58,010 Hé, c 'est normal. 270 00:59:58,310 --> 01:00:01,430 Nous sommes les plus beaux et les plus amoureux. Si c 'est vous qui le dites. 271 01:00:03,630 --> 01:00:04,630 Bon, que fait -on? 272 01:00:04,950 --> 01:00:06,890 Je veux dire, pour la drague. 273 01:00:08,310 --> 01:00:09,950 Ben, moi, j 'ai presque fini mon livre. 274 01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:14,250 En quelque sorte, ce soir, nous devons t 'aider à rédiger ton dernier chapitre. 275 01:00:14,550 --> 01:00:15,550 Exactement. 276 01:00:15,610 --> 01:00:18,690 Bon, alors, nous allons draguer toutes les deux, Agnès et moi. D 'accord, Sam? 277 01:00:19,410 --> 01:00:20,308 D 'accord. 278 01:00:20,310 --> 01:00:22,770 Mais il va s 'ennuyer, tout ça. Tu ne crois pas, Françoise? 279 01:00:24,150 --> 01:00:26,470 Non, certainement pas. Il faut que je revoie un chapitre ou deux. 280 01:00:26,670 --> 01:00:27,670 J 'en profiterai. 281 01:00:27,810 --> 01:00:30,670 Et puis, il pourra visionner la fin de la cassette que son éditeur lui avait 282 01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:31,670 envoyée. 283 01:00:31,890 --> 01:00:32,910 Alors, je vais me préparer. 284 01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:36,900 Il faut que je te parle, Sam. 285 01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:38,920 J 'ai trouvé du travail à l 'étranger. 286 01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,220 Alors ce soir, je suis avec toi dans cette aventure. 287 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:42,940 Mais demain, je prends l 'avion. 288 01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,180 Je te laisserai expliquer ça à Agnès, car moi, je n 'ai pas le courage. 289 01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:51,160 Je voudrais te dire qu 'on a passé des moments extraordinaires ensemble. 290 01:00:51,980 --> 01:00:52,980 Je ne regrette rien. 291 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,860 Au contraire, vous allez me manquer terriblement. 292 01:00:56,260 --> 01:00:57,880 Je te parie que tu veux que je t 'envoie un livre, non? 293 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,700 Je te donnerai mon adresse et tu l 'enverras. 294 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,560 Parce qu 'après tout, je suis un peu le co -auteur. 295 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,140 Tu nous manqueras, toi aussi. 296 01:01:13,390 --> 01:01:14,790 Oh. 297 01:02:26,790 --> 01:02:28,010 Excusez -moi, j 'ai dû me tromper. 298 01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:30,370 Je ne crois pas. Vous voulez voir Françoise. 299 01:02:30,630 --> 01:02:31,630 Vous êtes au courant? 300 01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:33,290 Vous êtes sans doute son mari. 301 01:02:33,710 --> 01:02:34,810 Non, je ne suis pas son mari. 302 01:02:35,110 --> 01:02:37,750 Je sais que vous la connaissez. Mais entrez, nous allons prendre un verre. 303 01:02:37,990 --> 01:02:39,050 Elle n 'est pas là? Non. 304 01:02:41,390 --> 01:02:43,970 J 'aurais voulu la voir. J 'ai quitté mon truc au pipe show. 305 01:02:44,210 --> 01:02:45,270 J 'en avais vraiment marre. 306 01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:47,710 Elle n 'est pas là pour l 'instant. Elle est sortie avec ma femme. 307 01:02:48,450 --> 01:02:49,450 Je vois. 308 01:02:49,530 --> 01:02:51,510 Vous êtes un couple moderne, comme on dit. 309 01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:54,410 Scotch, moi -même, j 'étais en train d 'en boire un. 310 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,580 OK, for a scotch. Sit down. 311 01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:01,820 Here. Thank you. 312 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,680 There you go. 313 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:14,640 Here, take it. 314 01:03:17,700 --> 01:03:20,700 Did Françoise tell you that I'm in love with her? 315 01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,220 You're going to take me for an idiot. 316 01:03:28,340 --> 01:03:32,020 But I have a favor to ask her, something I can't ask my former colleagues. 317 01:03:32,740 --> 01:03:35,540 Leave me your phone number. She'll call you as soon as she gets home. 318 01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:39,660 You already want to talk to me? Oh, but no, but no. 319 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,000 It's true that François is maybe mocking me. 320 01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:48,460 But it's not because we have an adventure that we have to... Shh! 321 01:03:48,740 --> 01:03:49,740 Don't say anything. 322 01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:51,620 Did you hear that? 323 01:08:52,590 --> 01:08:54,649 J 'espère que ça vous a bien excité, François et moi. 324 01:08:55,010 --> 01:08:56,010 Elle m 'a bien eu. 325 01:08:56,990 --> 01:08:58,649 C 'est pas si simple. 326 01:08:59,430 --> 01:09:00,430 Vous venez? 327 01:09:01,390 --> 01:09:02,390 Participer? 328 01:09:03,310 --> 01:09:04,310 Venez, je vous en prie. 329 01:09:09,029 --> 01:09:13,850 C 'est pas pour une surprise. 330 01:09:14,189 --> 01:09:15,189 C 'est une surprise. 331 01:09:15,270 --> 01:09:17,250 J 'étais venue simplement pour te voir, François. 332 01:09:17,990 --> 01:09:18,990 Pour moi, tu m 'as vu. 333 01:09:19,090 --> 01:09:20,710 Tu m 'as bien vu avec un mec et une femme. 334 01:09:21,130 --> 01:09:22,130 You're not going to be jealous? 335 01:09:22,490 --> 01:09:24,050 Come on, François, don't make her cry. 336 01:09:24,290 --> 01:09:25,290 I'm not crying. 337 01:09:25,790 --> 01:09:27,890 I just came to get some advice. 338 01:09:28,350 --> 01:09:30,910 I quit my job, and I'm going to be alone. 339 01:09:32,510 --> 01:09:33,750 I saw. Yes, I saw. 340 01:09:34,790 --> 01:09:38,630 I understood that you were well aware of me. No, she did that for me. 341 01:09:38,950 --> 01:09:43,010 It sounds crazy, but I wrote an erotic book. And I need to see unusual things 342 01:09:43,010 --> 01:09:44,010 inspire me. 343 01:09:44,109 --> 01:09:45,750 I regret that we met. 344 01:09:46,689 --> 01:09:48,090 I don't care about all your victories. 345 01:09:48,890 --> 01:09:49,910 I want to make love. 346 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,979 To make love with Poutou. She's fantastic. 347 01:09:53,420 --> 01:09:54,420 That's all I ask. 348 01:13:35,310 --> 01:13:36,310 Françoise left us. 349 01:13:36,890 --> 01:13:38,290 Did you know she was going abroad? 350 01:13:39,710 --> 01:13:40,710 Yes. 351 01:13:41,230 --> 01:13:42,490 I didn't dare to tell you. 352 01:13:43,130 --> 01:13:45,450 You don't care now that you've finished your dirty book? 353 01:13:46,370 --> 01:13:47,370 No, I don't care. 354 01:13:52,630 --> 01:13:53,630 Goodbye. 355 01:13:55,290 --> 01:13:56,290 Goodbye. 356 01:13:58,310 --> 01:13:59,990 The book was fantastic. 357 01:14:01,130 --> 01:14:04,450 I received a letter from Françoise. She thanks you for sending it. 358 01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:06,080 Elle le trouve formidable. 359 01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:09,280 L 'éditeur m 'a demandé d 'en écrire un autre. Je sais. 360 01:14:10,180 --> 01:14:11,980 Mais ce soir, rien à faire. 361 01:14:12,340 --> 01:14:13,400 Je n 'irai pas draguer. 362 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,200 J 'ai une surprise. 363 01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:17,100 Viens. 364 01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:18,500 Allez, viens. 365 01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,380 Tais -toi et attends. J 'entends du bruit. 366 01:14:34,410 --> 01:14:35,410 Le monde est petit. 367 01:14:35,510 --> 01:14:36,650 On les connaît ces deux -là. 368 01:15:20,220 --> 01:15:21,700 I need to go to bed. 369 01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:23,320 It's all right, we're going to have to leave. 370 01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:25,780 It's very hot. 371 01:17:02,020 --> 01:17:07,080 Oh, my God. 372 01:17:47,310 --> 01:17:48,310 Uncle! Uncle! 373 01:18:27,530 --> 01:18:29,590 Pour écrire encore beaucoup d 'autres livres dans ces conditions là. 27351