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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,576 --> 00:00:09,709 With my brave knight and my Hello Pony blankie, 2 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:12,709 the faster we go, the safer I feel. 3 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:23,575 Oh, sweet, shining Alex, thou art the bomb. 4 00:00:24,408 --> 00:00:26,508 Right back at thou. 5 00:00:27,908 --> 00:00:29,441 Oops. 6 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:35,674 You dropped your blankie, milady. 7 00:00:35,674 --> 00:00:38,174 Take it. It shall keep thee cozy. 8 00:00:38,174 --> 00:00:42,207 [Max] Hey, Justin. Why don't we invent an edible flaming sandwich for kids? 9 00:00:42,207 --> 00:00:45,407 [Justin] Because I think most kids like having their eyebrows. 10 00:00:45,407 --> 00:00:47,807 - Oh. - Halt! Who goes there? 11 00:00:47,807 --> 00:00:50,006 I shall never let danger touch milady. 12 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:51,940 Not danger. Dorks. 13 00:00:53,706 --> 00:00:57,606 No one must know that I crush on thee. I'm sorry, knight, 14 00:00:57,606 --> 00:01:00,573 but I must bid thee... Later. 15 00:01:02,206 --> 00:01:03,940 Literarium terrarium. 16 00:01:08,772 --> 00:01:10,605 I'm telling you, there has got to be a way 17 00:01:10,605 --> 00:01:14,338 to put something on fire in my mouth without it hurting. 18 00:01:14,338 --> 00:01:15,805 What are you doing in here? 19 00:01:18,005 --> 00:01:20,404 What does it look like I'm doing in here? 20 00:01:20,404 --> 00:01:24,604 Uh... trying to come up with an answer to the question I just asked. 21 00:01:26,304 --> 00:01:28,904 OK, you got me. You win. Nice going. 22 00:01:28,904 --> 00:01:32,138 Heh-heh. We won. I feel pretty good about that. 23 00:01:32,138 --> 00:01:35,703 - She's up to something. - Yeah, we never win. 24 00:01:35,703 --> 00:01:38,703 ♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪ 25 00:01:38,703 --> 00:01:40,603 ♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪ 26 00:01:40,603 --> 00:01:42,970 ♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪ 27 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,703 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 28 00:01:44,703 --> 00:01:46,436 ♪ Well, you might find out it'll go to your head ♪ 29 00:01:46,436 --> 00:01:48,402 ♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪ 30 00:01:48,402 --> 00:01:50,969 ♪ With a snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪ 31 00:01:50,969 --> 00:01:52,702 ♪ That's what I said ♪ 32 00:01:52,702 --> 00:01:55,669 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 33 00:01:55,669 --> 00:01:59,402 ♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪ 34 00:01:59,402 --> 00:02:03,301 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 35 00:02:03,301 --> 00:02:07,501 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 36 00:02:07,501 --> 00:02:11,001 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 37 00:02:11,001 --> 00:02:14,901 ♪ When you can have what you want by the simplest of means ♪ 38 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:18,600 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 39 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,500 ♪ Because everything is not ♪ 40 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,500 ♪ What it seems ♪♪ 41 00:02:28,034 --> 00:02:30,666 Alex, look! There's Dean, that guy you like. 42 00:02:32,499 --> 00:02:35,699 Should I get you a bullhorn so you can announce it to the whole school? 43 00:02:35,699 --> 00:02:39,299 - I don't want anyone to know. - Sorry, but I just don't know what you see in Dean. 44 00:02:39,299 --> 00:02:43,133 He's dangerous. He gives temporary tattoos in the boys' bathroom! 45 00:02:46,498 --> 00:02:49,398 - Hey, Dean. - What's up? 46 00:02:49,398 --> 00:02:52,865 So, I hear your temporary tattoo business has really taken off. 47 00:02:52,865 --> 00:02:54,865 Hey, Joey, show her my portfolio. 48 00:02:57,231 --> 00:02:58,497 Bam! 49 00:02:58,497 --> 00:03:01,297 Hm. So, do you ever give those to cute girls? 50 00:03:01,297 --> 00:03:03,964 What cute girl are you thinking about? 51 00:03:03,964 --> 00:03:05,330 Harper. 52 00:03:08,864 --> 00:03:11,763 Uh, she's totally into it. We'll get back to you on that, OK? 53 00:03:13,963 --> 00:03:18,063 I don't care how much you have a crush on him. I'm not getting a temporary tattoo from Dean! 54 00:03:18,063 --> 00:03:20,196 I know, I know. I'm sorry. I just panicked. 55 00:03:20,196 --> 00:03:25,329 What do you see in him, anyway? He had a mustache all summer! 56 00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:28,595 Alex, red alert. Gigi and the Wannabes are heading this way. 57 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:36,595 I can't believe it. It's after second period and I haven't humiliated anyone today. 58 00:03:36,595 --> 00:03:42,227 Look. Hey, everyone. Laura Moloney is moving into Andy Hollenbeck's locker. 59 00:03:42,227 --> 00:03:44,094 They're totally going out. 60 00:03:44,094 --> 00:03:45,794 We're just lab partners. 61 00:03:45,794 --> 00:03:47,594 We're just lab partners? 62 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:49,661 You are embarrassed to be going out with me. 63 00:03:49,661 --> 00:03:51,161 That's it. We're done. 64 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:59,226 It's sick. It's like Gigi gets a thrill out of humiliating people just 'cause they like someone. 65 00:03:59,226 --> 00:04:02,293 See? This is why no one can know I have a crush on Dean. 66 00:04:02,293 --> 00:04:04,793 He doesn't have a bedtime! 67 00:04:04,793 --> 00:04:07,493 I'm sorry. You just say his name and these things pop up. 68 00:04:09,492 --> 00:04:12,425 Guess what, Alex? We're having a sleepover at Cindy's tonight. 69 00:04:12,425 --> 00:04:14,325 And like always, you're not invited. 70 00:04:14,325 --> 00:04:17,192 Gigi, how many times are you gonna not invite me to something 71 00:04:17,192 --> 00:04:18,859 before you realize I don't care? 72 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,926 Well, if you don't care so much, why did you crank call us last time? 73 00:04:23,991 --> 00:04:25,691 You can't prove that was me. 74 00:04:27,324 --> 00:04:29,391 Hey, Justin, look what I found in the Lair. 75 00:04:29,391 --> 00:04:31,958 Alex has a book with hundreds of drawings she made. 76 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:35,391 - That's lame. - Yeah. Almost as lame as that book you have 77 00:04:35,391 --> 00:04:39,857 with the pictures of that weather lady from Channel Nine. 78 00:04:39,857 --> 00:04:43,390 Her name is Wendy Leonard, and her forecasts are extremely accurate. 79 00:04:46,090 --> 00:04:47,423 You know what? 80 00:04:47,423 --> 00:04:50,956 Dude, this isn't a book. This is a magic journal. 81 00:04:50,956 --> 00:04:54,189 Alex has drawn herself an entire fairy tale world that she lives in! 82 00:04:54,189 --> 00:04:57,322 Dude, she uses theliterarium terrariumspell to go inside of it! 83 00:04:57,322 --> 00:05:00,789 Wow. Look at all this embarrassing princess-y stuff. 84 00:05:00,789 --> 00:05:03,289 Who knew Alex was such a girl? 85 00:05:04,589 --> 00:05:06,388 It is pretty shocking. 86 00:05:09,022 --> 00:05:12,055 Oh, my gosh. There's Gigi. 87 00:05:12,055 --> 00:05:13,588 Oh, brother. 88 00:05:13,588 --> 00:05:18,155 I usually don't notice girls with soft, shiny hair, 89 00:05:18,155 --> 00:05:20,087 but it's like a field of gold up there. 90 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:23,187 OK, dude, whatever you do, don't show this to Gigi. 91 00:05:23,187 --> 00:05:26,487 If Alex didn't want us to see it, there's no way she wants Gigi to see it. 92 00:05:26,487 --> 00:05:29,320 Justin. Hi, Max. What you got there? 93 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:33,021 It's Alex's secret journal and pictures. She's created drawings. Look. 94 00:05:35,219 --> 00:05:37,386 Like I said, don't show it to Gigi! 95 00:05:37,386 --> 00:05:39,853 But Justin, we hate Alex and Gigi hates Alex, 96 00:05:39,853 --> 00:05:41,586 so don't we want to give it to Gigi? 97 00:05:41,586 --> 00:05:44,286 There's a difference between family hate and people hate. 98 00:05:44,286 --> 00:05:47,219 If someone in your family hates someone, you're supposed to, too. 99 00:05:47,219 --> 00:05:50,385 Oh, I get it. Then I hate pumpkin pie so you hate pumpkin pie. 100 00:05:50,385 --> 00:05:52,185 You know I love pumpkin pie! 101 00:05:53,385 --> 00:05:56,285 Max, could you carry my books for me? 102 00:05:56,285 --> 00:05:58,019 Yes! 103 00:05:58,019 --> 00:06:00,251 Can I brush your hair, too? 104 00:06:01,485 --> 00:06:03,651 Is that weird? 105 00:06:04,884 --> 00:06:06,284 Yeah. 106 00:06:06,284 --> 00:06:08,851 It is, actually. That's OK. I'll take my books back. 107 00:06:08,851 --> 00:06:12,584 - Max, she just took Alex's journal. - Oh, did I? 108 00:06:12,584 --> 00:06:14,784 I see it right there, so I'm just gonna take it back. 109 00:06:14,784 --> 00:06:17,150 - I don't think that's a good idea. - Just hand it to me. 110 00:06:17,150 --> 00:06:19,850 - I'm popular so I can keep the book. - Voice is being raised. 111 00:06:19,850 --> 00:06:23,050 - I get everything I want. - Oh, whoa, Max! 112 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,383 I don't have my gym clothes on. Go get her! 113 00:06:26,783 --> 00:06:29,183 Literarium terrarium! 114 00:06:34,482 --> 00:06:38,682 - I got the book back. - Now how are we gonna get her out of the book? 115 00:06:38,682 --> 00:06:42,482 Hey, I got the book back. Now you've got to start pulling some weight. 116 00:06:44,648 --> 00:06:46,148 Hello? 117 00:06:46,148 --> 00:06:47,548 Hello! 118 00:06:47,548 --> 00:06:48,981 Is anybody here? 119 00:06:48,981 --> 00:06:50,648 [motorcycle engine revving] 120 00:06:59,847 --> 00:07:01,580 "Alex's Blankie?" 121 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:03,780 Where am I? 122 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:09,147 You're in Alex's journal. 123 00:07:09,147 --> 00:07:11,180 I'm in Alex's journal? 124 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:14,479 - OK, I thought I was just reading Alex's journal. - Right. 125 00:07:14,479 --> 00:07:16,946 You're reading Alex's journal. 126 00:07:18,212 --> 00:07:19,779 I'm Alex's teddy bear. 127 00:07:21,646 --> 00:07:26,879 Stay on the pathways, and if you see any stuffing that looks like this, it's mine. 128 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:29,211 I'm so glad Alex erased that dog. 129 00:07:31,478 --> 00:07:33,878 OK, she has a teddy bear and a blankie? 130 00:07:33,878 --> 00:07:36,278 She's not as tough as she wants everyone to think. 131 00:07:36,278 --> 00:07:38,178 What else does she have in here? 132 00:07:38,178 --> 00:07:39,845 All her secrets. 133 00:07:39,845 --> 00:07:42,577 Oh, I'm so gonna keep reading. 134 00:07:42,577 --> 00:07:45,144 The school's gonna love hearing stories about Alex 135 00:07:45,144 --> 00:07:46,877 that I don't have to make up. 136 00:07:46,877 --> 00:07:49,377 You know what I'd love? Some fiberfill. 137 00:07:49,377 --> 00:07:52,111 If you see Alex, tell her to draw me some. 138 00:07:52,111 --> 00:07:53,644 And maybe a hot tub. 139 00:07:53,644 --> 00:07:56,276 Wouldn't you just get all wet and soggy? 140 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:58,010 Hey, that's my problem. 141 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,576 Just mention it to her. 142 00:08:09,143 --> 00:08:11,042 Hey, check out the Wannabes. 143 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:13,475 They're totally lost without Gigi. 144 00:08:14,775 --> 00:08:16,475 Here's our chance to mess with them. 145 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:19,742 Hey, guys, where's Gigi? 146 00:08:19,742 --> 00:08:21,942 We don't know where Gigi is. 147 00:08:21,942 --> 00:08:26,174 Oh. Well, she's probably off getting a jump on the new fashion trend... 148 00:08:26,174 --> 00:08:29,307 ...wearing shoes on your hands. 149 00:08:29,307 --> 00:08:32,407 And, uh, you guys should probably do it too, or she'll get mad. 150 00:08:32,407 --> 00:08:34,908 Oh, thanks, Alex. 151 00:08:36,374 --> 00:08:38,873 For an enemy, you are a lifesaver. 152 00:08:38,873 --> 00:08:42,273 Just because we're enemies doesn't mean we don't care. 153 00:08:42,273 --> 00:08:44,406 [giggling] 154 00:08:44,406 --> 00:08:46,306 Yeah, thanks. 155 00:08:47,573 --> 00:08:49,840 Gigi's also off getting her head shaved. 156 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,406 Do with that what you will. 157 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:02,472 Yeah, right. How do we get Gigi out of the magic journal 158 00:09:02,472 --> 00:09:05,672 without letting her know that there is a magic journal? 159 00:09:05,672 --> 00:09:08,471 Well, I've given this a lot of thought. 160 00:09:08,471 --> 00:09:10,271 Perfect. What do you got? 161 00:09:11,471 --> 00:09:12,771 That's it. 162 00:09:15,538 --> 00:09:18,304 - We gotta buy ourselves some time. - Yes, yes, um... 163 00:09:18,304 --> 00:09:21,037 - Where's a good hiding spot for the journal? - I got it. 164 00:09:21,037 --> 00:09:24,904 You know how Dad can always stare into the fridge and never find the mustard bottle? 165 00:09:24,904 --> 00:09:26,904 He's, "We're out. I can't make a sandwich!" 166 00:09:26,904 --> 00:09:30,137 And then Mom's like, "It's right in front of your eyes, Jer." 167 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,737 Oh, yeah, yes! 168 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:36,136 So we'll use magic to turn Alex's book into Dad's squeezable mustard! 169 00:09:37,569 --> 00:09:39,669 No. 170 00:09:39,669 --> 00:09:41,769 We gotta hide the journal in plain sight. 171 00:09:41,769 --> 00:09:45,569 Aw, man, I was hoping we could use a spell like... 172 00:09:45,569 --> 00:09:48,169 ...likebookus mustardo. 173 00:09:51,768 --> 00:09:53,835 Alex always steers clear of a bookshelf, 174 00:09:53,835 --> 00:09:56,835 plus, boom, it'll blend right in. She'll never know. 175 00:09:58,368 --> 00:10:00,735 I think that's Alex. Act natural, act natural. 176 00:10:04,467 --> 00:10:07,200 Hey, guys. Did you notice that Gigi left school early today? 177 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,267 I kind of missed her. Especially in PE. We started dodgeball. 178 00:10:10,267 --> 00:10:13,167 And why is my journal on the bookshelf by the door? 179 00:10:13,167 --> 00:10:16,934 - How did you see that? - I knew it wouldn't work. 180 00:10:16,934 --> 00:10:19,900 Bookus mustardo! Bookus mustardo! Bookus mustardo! 181 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:22,266 You guys are toast. 182 00:10:22,266 --> 00:10:24,633 My journal is for my eyes only. What do you know? 183 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:27,866 That you have a crush on Dean "The Tattoo" Moriarty. 184 00:10:28,566 --> 00:10:29,833 I do not! 185 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:32,465 And that we accidentally trapped Gigi in there. 186 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,765 What? 187 00:10:33,765 --> 00:10:35,565 Gigi's in my journal? 188 00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:38,265 This is unbelievable. This is my worst nightmare. 189 00:10:38,265 --> 00:10:41,899 All of my secrets are there and now Gigi's gonna know that I have a crush on Dean. 190 00:10:41,899 --> 00:10:43,165 Knew it! 191 00:10:49,464 --> 00:10:53,564 Gigi hasn't talked to the knight who looks like Dean so she doesn't know about my crush. 192 00:10:53,564 --> 00:10:56,464 - I'm gonna go get her out before she meets him. - No, you can't. 193 00:10:58,098 --> 00:11:00,396 She'll tell everyone she was in a magical journal. 194 00:11:00,396 --> 00:11:03,897 - They'll know we're wizards. - What do you want me to do, leave her there forever? 195 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:08,163 No! No, just give me some time to figure out how to explain this to her when she gets out. 196 00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:11,196 Fine. I'll give you one day. 197 00:11:11,196 --> 00:11:13,396 In the meantime, nobody opens this book. 198 00:11:13,396 --> 00:11:16,862 As long as this book stays closed, everything in my fantasy world freezes. 199 00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:19,562 I won't let her find out any of my other secrets. 200 00:11:19,562 --> 00:11:21,262 - Like... - Max, stop it! 201 00:11:30,661 --> 00:11:33,828 Listen... nobody's crying! 202 00:11:33,828 --> 00:11:36,461 Gigi must not be in school again! 203 00:11:36,461 --> 00:11:40,761 Well, something tells me her schedule must have been booked. 204 00:11:40,761 --> 00:11:43,127 That she's in a real binding. 205 00:11:43,127 --> 00:11:45,660 That she may be starting a new chapter in her life. 206 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,460 Why are you talking like that? 207 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:50,860 Oh, it's really clever if you knew. 208 00:11:53,393 --> 00:11:54,460 Hey! 209 00:11:57,459 --> 00:11:58,659 [both groaning] 210 00:11:58,659 --> 00:12:01,093 I mean... that's good... 211 00:12:01,093 --> 00:12:04,359 ...that you did what Gigi wanted you to do. 212 00:12:04,359 --> 00:12:06,259 I didn't think they'd do it. 213 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:10,658 Gigi also told me she wants you guys to wear yarn wigs. 214 00:12:10,658 --> 00:12:12,125 Yarn wigs? 215 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:15,158 They exist. I can show you how to make them. 216 00:12:15,158 --> 00:12:17,658 Now, that one you're just making up. 217 00:12:17,658 --> 00:12:20,258 That's ridiculous. Gigi would never say that. 218 00:12:20,258 --> 00:12:21,958 She hates yarn. 219 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,725 How can you hate yarn? 220 00:12:23,725 --> 00:12:26,824 I wear a lot of yarn. Then again, Gigi hates me. 221 00:12:26,824 --> 00:12:29,190 It all makes sense now! 222 00:12:34,857 --> 00:12:38,923 - Hey, Justin, so I was looking at Alex's journal... - Where did you find that? 223 00:12:38,923 --> 00:12:41,823 - She hid it in my hamper. - Genius. 224 00:12:41,823 --> 00:12:47,156 - You never open that thing. - I know. I tripped over some clothes and I fell on it. 225 00:12:47,156 --> 00:12:49,456 Oh, quick. Alex is coming. Hide it in plain sight. 226 00:12:54,355 --> 00:12:56,188 Hey, guys, what's up? 227 00:12:56,188 --> 00:12:58,089 [whispers] It's working. 228 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:03,388 No, it's not working. What are you doing with my journal? 229 00:13:04,255 --> 00:13:05,455 I peeked. 230 00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:07,155 You opened it? 231 00:13:07,155 --> 00:13:09,287 That's what "peeked" means. 232 00:13:09,287 --> 00:13:13,888 Oh, no. Gigi's riding with my knight on his motorcycle. 233 00:13:13,888 --> 00:13:16,654 He has his helmet on. She doesn't know he looks like Dean. 234 00:13:16,654 --> 00:13:20,054 Yeah, well, I'm gonna go in there and get her out before she finds out. 235 00:13:20,054 --> 00:13:22,087 -Literarium... - No, Alex, you can't. 236 00:13:22,087 --> 00:13:24,386 I haven't figured out how to keep her from exposing us. 237 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:28,053 Yeah, well, Gigi finding out about Dean is worse than finding out about magic. 238 00:13:28,053 --> 00:13:31,353 - Really? - No, but it's important to me. 239 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,753 Literarium terrarium. 240 00:13:36,152 --> 00:13:39,452 OK, we gotta get going. We gotta keep her from exposing magic. 241 00:13:41,285 --> 00:13:43,652 Literarium terrarium. 242 00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:51,618 - No, Alex, stop. What are you trying to do? - I'm trying to stop Gigi. 243 00:13:51,618 --> 00:13:54,651 Here. Hold my veil. I don't want it to get caught in the catapult. 244 00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:04,250 - That was close. - It wasn't that close enough! 245 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:07,250 Alex, as much as that was like, totally awesome... 246 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:10,750 Did you see that! It was like, swoosh...! 247 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,350 [imitates cannonball flying, exploding] 248 00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:17,450 It's not the right way to deal with the situation. 249 00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:21,249 Well, I've got to stop her before she finds out I drew the knight to look like Dean. 250 00:14:21,249 --> 00:14:23,716 Hey, I could joust her for him. 251 00:14:23,716 --> 00:14:27,983 Then, when I win, we could ride off in the sunset and she'll never know. 252 00:14:27,983 --> 00:14:31,916 - Joust? - Yeah. I've got jousting stuff in the jousting shed. 253 00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:34,648 Oh. Your fantasy world involves a lot of sharp metal. 254 00:14:34,648 --> 00:14:36,381 - Oh, thank you. - Welcome. 255 00:14:39,615 --> 00:14:40,948 OK. 256 00:14:45,982 --> 00:14:48,347 Let's take our mount and chase down that evil Gigi 257 00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:50,747 before she unveils the knight's true identity. 258 00:14:53,147 --> 00:14:56,547 - Hold on. - Onward, my loyal bros. 259 00:14:56,547 --> 00:15:00,213 - What are you doing? - This is how I talk when I'm in my fantasy world. 260 00:15:00,213 --> 00:15:03,946 Oh, how awesome are thou and thee. 261 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,179 See, this is why I never draw you here. 262 00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:14,379 - Oh, there she is! - [Alex] Drive faster! 263 00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:17,278 - I don't know the speed limit. - Well, it's faster than this. 264 00:15:17,278 --> 00:15:18,912 My teddy bear's about to pass us. 265 00:15:20,145 --> 00:15:23,612 Stop! Stop! My stuffing's caught in your chain. 266 00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:35,978 Pull over! Pull over, my unfair maiden, and hand me back my blankie! 267 00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:42,744 Oh, Alex, your journal is so beautiful. 268 00:15:42,744 --> 00:15:44,710 - Thank you. - And revealing. 269 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:48,643 I've seen your Hello Pony blanket, I've seen your teddy bear. 270 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:52,643 - I can't wait to see who the knight you're crushing on is. - No, you're not gonna see him. 271 00:15:52,643 --> 00:15:54,943 Because I challenge thou to a duel. 272 00:15:54,943 --> 00:15:59,609 A joust of sorts. Well, actually, it is a joust. 273 00:15:59,609 --> 00:16:02,976 Whoever knocks the other off her iron steed rides away with the knight, 274 00:16:02,976 --> 00:16:05,342 Sir Lord of Cuteness. 275 00:16:05,342 --> 00:16:07,709 Fine. Give me a lance and I'll joust you. 276 00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:09,509 I've got one for you. 277 00:16:11,741 --> 00:16:15,341 - And a helmet for safety. - Ow! 278 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:18,241 Should have given you the shin guards first. 279 00:16:40,506 --> 00:16:42,606 We should move or we're gonna be shish-kabob. 280 00:16:42,606 --> 00:16:45,806 Are those the sticks with beef or the sticks with chicken? 281 00:16:45,806 --> 00:16:48,706 It's meat with a stick through it. 282 00:16:50,439 --> 00:16:51,839 - Oh. - Come on. 283 00:17:02,638 --> 00:17:04,605 Whoo! 284 00:17:05,371 --> 00:17:07,238 Yes! Whoo! 285 00:17:07,238 --> 00:17:08,704 It was great! 286 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,604 Knight, knight! Let us ride off into the sunset. 287 00:17:14,804 --> 00:17:17,437 - Not before a kiss. - It's Dean! 288 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:20,237 It's Dean! Alex has a crush on Dean! 289 00:17:20,237 --> 00:17:22,603 What? That is not Dean! 290 00:17:22,603 --> 00:17:25,070 Dean is a lot taller than that. 291 00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:26,970 And his eyes aren't even that color. 292 00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:29,536 Not just because I ran out of that color pencil, either. 293 00:17:29,536 --> 00:17:32,336 Dean's eyes are blue or blue-green, depending on the light. 294 00:17:32,336 --> 00:17:34,236 A beautiful blue-green. 295 00:17:35,436 --> 00:17:37,635 Ow! Something bit my toe. 296 00:17:37,635 --> 00:17:41,102 - Oh, those would be toe leeches. - Toe leeches? 297 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:45,069 It's my book. They started out as smudges, but then I made them into something. 298 00:17:45,069 --> 00:17:47,002 Get me out of here! 299 00:17:47,002 --> 00:17:48,735 Oh, anything for you, my love. 300 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,635 Literarium terrarium. 301 00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:52,734 What did you just do? 302 00:17:52,734 --> 00:17:55,801 - She wanted to get out. - Of the pond! 303 00:17:55,801 --> 00:17:58,034 She's gonna tell everyone that we're wizards. 304 00:17:58,034 --> 00:18:00,200 Forget about that. What about my crush on Dean? 305 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,334 You gotta get over this kid. He doesn't even have a library card! 306 00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:06,233 - Well, neither do I. - Yes, you do. 307 00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:08,233 I signed you up for one. 308 00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:09,800 [groaning] 309 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:16,433 Oh, hey, Gigi. The Wannabes have been looking for you. 310 00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:19,166 Ah! Here it is. Alex's journal. 311 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,232 That's Alex's journal? You better not look in there. 312 00:18:24,232 --> 00:18:26,532 Well, I already did, and I've seen everything. 313 00:18:26,532 --> 00:18:28,866 It's amazingly vivid. 314 00:18:30,932 --> 00:18:33,965 Gigi! Last thing you remembered, 315 00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:36,098 we were chasing after you to get Alex's journal, 316 00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:38,364 when you fell and bumped your head. Boop! 317 00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:42,431 You were completely passed out, talking all kinds of nonsense 318 00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:44,598 about being trapped in a medieval world. 319 00:18:44,598 --> 00:18:48,363 But really you just had a horrible concussion. 320 00:18:48,363 --> 00:18:52,163 And you, you were there. And he was there. 321 00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:55,597 And I... was there. 322 00:18:55,597 --> 00:18:57,897 What? I thought I was just reading Alex's journal 323 00:18:57,897 --> 00:18:59,597 and everything was totally vivid. 324 00:19:00,864 --> 00:19:03,429 That's exactly what I'm trying to say. 325 00:19:03,429 --> 00:19:07,629 - Gigi, give me back my journal. - No. Alex, you are so burned. 326 00:19:08,629 --> 00:19:11,729 Listen up, everyone. 327 00:19:11,729 --> 00:19:14,329 I found out that Miss "Too Cool to Care" Alex 328 00:19:14,329 --> 00:19:16,895 has a journal full of embarrassing secrets. 329 00:19:16,895 --> 00:19:20,361 - She's making this up. - No, she's telling the truth. 330 00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:22,895 - What are you doing? - I'm not gonna give her the satisfaction. 331 00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:28,428 OK, so Gigi saw my journal. 332 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:33,127 Where I draw pictures of myself living like a princess 333 00:19:33,127 --> 00:19:38,127 in a castle with my Hello Pony blankie, my teddy bear 334 00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:41,061 and a handsome knight who sure looks a little bit like Dean. 335 00:19:41,061 --> 00:19:43,061 But it could have been anybody. 336 00:19:43,061 --> 00:19:44,726 Oh, no, it could not have. 337 00:19:47,026 --> 00:19:49,593 See? Alex has a crush on Dean Moriarty! 338 00:19:50,826 --> 00:19:53,226 Hey, I have a journal with secrets in it. 339 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:56,526 I'll admit it. I like pretending I'm a princess. 340 00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:59,825 But I'm also the kind of girl who wouldn't be caught dead at prom, 341 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:02,625 unless it was a zombie prom and we all dressed up like zombies. 342 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:06,125 Oh, my gosh. I would so be on the committee for that. 343 00:20:07,525 --> 00:20:11,125 Bottom line, I'm hard to figure out. Deal with it. 344 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:15,357 Yeah, and I have a scrapbook with pictures of the weather lady from Channel Nine. 345 00:20:15,357 --> 00:20:17,724 Deal with that! 346 00:20:19,991 --> 00:20:23,224 Seriously, you should keep that to yourself, but thanks for trying. 347 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:31,423 OK, so from this point on, everybody in this school is done being humiliated by Gigi. 348 00:20:31,423 --> 00:20:33,590 - Who's with me? Come on! - I am! 349 00:20:40,356 --> 00:20:42,689 This is still my school. Clear the halls. 350 00:20:50,622 --> 00:20:53,856 - Hi. - Sorry if I embarrassed you. 351 00:20:53,856 --> 00:20:56,088 Nope. I liked it. 352 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,421 The way you drew me, I look pretty ripped. 353 00:20:58,421 --> 00:21:01,521 - That's because you are ripped, Dean, yeah! - Oh, yeah! 354 00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:05,088 Thanks, guys. 355 00:21:05,088 --> 00:21:08,721 Gigi thought it looked like you, but I'm not that great of an artist. 356 00:21:08,721 --> 00:21:12,487 - I think you're pretty good, Russo. - At drawing? 357 00:21:12,487 --> 00:21:14,920 If that's what you want to be talking about. 358 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,620 Then, sure. 359 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,420 Nicely done, Alex. 360 00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:25,419 It always pays to be proud of who you are. 361 00:21:25,419 --> 00:21:29,119 I mean, that's what I do and everyone respects me for it. 362 00:21:29,986 --> 00:21:31,419 I respect you. 363 00:21:31,419 --> 00:21:33,219 I just family hate you. 364 00:21:33,219 --> 00:21:35,219 I can live with that. 365 00:21:35,219 --> 00:21:37,119 You kinda have to. 366 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:39,418 I know. 367 00:21:45,485 --> 00:21:48,518 I'm ready for my temporary tattoo. Just do it! 368 00:21:48,518 --> 00:21:51,685 Harper, I told you, you didn't have to do this if you didn't want to. 369 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,784 No, I have to prove something to myself. 370 00:21:53,784 --> 00:21:56,984 I have to conquer my fear. Do it, Dean, just do it. 371 00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:59,250 He plays video games with parental warnings! 372 00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:03,051 Oh, it's so cold. Get it off, get it off! 373 00:22:03,051 --> 00:22:06,816 No, come on, come on. Two more seconds, two more seconds. 374 00:22:06,816 --> 00:22:09,416 And we're done. 375 00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:12,116 Does it make me look too tough? 376 00:22:12,116 --> 00:22:15,083 I don't know. It's the first unicorn I've done. 377 00:22:16,783 --> 00:22:18,683 Nah, I think it looks good. 378 00:22:18,683 --> 00:22:21,949 Dean, you said I could have the unicorn! 31442

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