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Here you go, Miss Kim.
Fresh off the griddle.
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Thank you, Dave.
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I'm so glad you decided
to run against Isaiah Evans.
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That man plays dirty.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I know,
'cause I play dirty, too.
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Okay, well, that's, uh...
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tha-that's good to know.
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If you want something good...
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come by my house tonight.
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Bring the maple syrup.
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Careful, Dave.
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She made that same offer to Marty
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when he ran for student council.
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Really?
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Poor kid hasn't
eaten a pancake since.
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Hey, I got to say,
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this turnout is better
than I expected.
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I know. People are really
starting to listen to my ideas.
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Budget reform, zoning
regulations, traffic abatement.
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Yeah, I've heard them.
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That's why I said it's a better
turnout than I expected.
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Cal, look, it's Isaiah.
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What's he doing here?
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If he's trying to get
old Miss Kim's vote,
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he can have it.
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Hey, Dave Johnson, Calvin Butler.
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How you two doing this morning?
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How does it look like we're doing?
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All these people here are
to support my boy, Dave.
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Yeah, and it's
because of my ideas,
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not my signature
smiley-face pancakes.
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Hey, when I win,
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maybe I'll appoint you
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Secretary of Flapjacks.
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What-what are you doing here,
besides getting Dave's hopes up
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for a fake pancake job?
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Look, I just stopped by
to wish him
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best of luck
at the debate tonight.
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What debate tonight?
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The one I challenged you to
a month ago.
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You didn't challenge me
to any debate.
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I didn't?
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Oh.
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Hold up, let me check my e-mail.
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Ah, my bad.
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I forgot to press send.
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No, no, I can't believe you.
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This is just another
one of your dirty tri...
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Hold on, I'm getting an e-mail.
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Damn it!
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What the hell, Isaiah?
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You can't challenge him
to a debate on the same day,
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and expect him to show up.
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Mm. Well, that's too bad.
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There's gonna bea lot of people there.
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And if you don't show up,
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you're gonna look like a coward.
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See you tonight, Secretary.
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Calvin, what am I supposed to do?
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This is a disaster.
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I don't know, I mean,
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whether it's Isaiah or Miss Kim,
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you gonna get a spanking tonight.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- I can't believe this.
- Ugh.
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How could Isaiah ambush
me with a debate?
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Ooh, it makes me so mad.
When stuff like this happens,
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it makes me want
to fight for Dave.
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Don't worry, you are.
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You're doing everything
you can to help him win.
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No, I mean literally fight.
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I want to punch Isaiah in the face
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till I can't feel my hand anymore.
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I told you, Tina, that
girl got some hood in her.
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Guys.
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What am I supposed to do?
I need at least a month
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to prepare for a debate,
not six hours.
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Actually, it's four hours.
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Damn it!
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Now my watch is broken, too.
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Sweetie, don't worry.
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You have got
a million great ideas.
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You are gonna get up there and
you're gonna knock them dead.
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Oh, okay, yeah, may-maybe you're right.
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You know, first I’ll-I'll
warm them up with my
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- plans for school funding and then...
- Yeah.
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Then I'll hit them
with my parks safety initiative
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and then... and then
I'll blow them away
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with my... with my community
recycling project.
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- Ooh, they will not see that coming.
- All right!
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What do you guys think?
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Um, it's a little...
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Boring as hell.
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Look, Dave, the community
needs a guy like you,
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but if you want to win
over voters around here,
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you're gonna have
to give them a show.
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What part of
"Neighborhood Composting Club"
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doesn't scream
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"showtime"?
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Uh, Dave, Isaiah may not
have much substance,
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but he knows how to work a crowd.
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If you want to compete with
him, you got to bring the heat.
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Yeah, you got to be less
mayonnaise and more hot sauce.
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What's wrong with mayonnaise?
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It's what brings
a baloney sandwich to life.
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Trust me, you're gonna need to add
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a little flash and a little swag.
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If you want to talk
about school funding...
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How about this?
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We got to fund schools...
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or graduate fools!
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Whoa, okay... that was
actually really good.
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Yeah, did you just come up with that?
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I'm like a dragon, guys...
I just spit fire.
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Okay, well, come on, man.
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Burn my village down.
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Okay.
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All right, check this out.
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We can't be safe in the park,
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if it's too damn dark.
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Ooh!
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Or recycle your trash,
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and we'll give you some cash.
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But that one's not true.
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Doesn't matter, it rhymes.
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I'm sold.
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- Isaiah's going down tonight.
- Oh, oh!
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That's what I'm talking
about, baby... give me some.
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- Yeah!
- Yuck!
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How do you always do
it where your knuckle
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goes right in between mine?
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♪ The neighborhood will be
saved if you vote for Dave ♪
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♪ He's bringing policies
that you all should crave ♪
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♪ Polls open at 8:00,
so don't be late ♪
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♪ Just vote for Dave,
it's gonna be great, hey ♪
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♪ Vote for Dave, got to vote for
Dave, yeah-yeah, vote for Dave ♪
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- ♪ You got to vote for Dave... ♪
- Marty, Marty?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Besides ruining hip-hop
for a nine-year-old?
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We-We were doing a live stream
to encourage young people
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to get out and vote for Dave.
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Oh, okay, well,
how many viewers you got?
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Three.
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And they're saying you ruined
hip-hop for them, too.
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All right, look, look,
I like what you're going for,
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but if you're trying
to get eyes on your video,
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you're going about this
the wrong way.
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Look, I know what you're
gonna say, Malcolm,
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but I'm not taking my top off.
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No, man.
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Listen, there's only
one surefire way
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to get lots of attention online.
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Okay, and what's that?
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To film yourself doing something
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incredibly stupid,
and if you get hurt doing it,
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it could go viral.
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Marty's rapping
definitely hurt me.
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Yeah, well, I'm talking about
one of those online stunts...
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You know, like riding down
the stairs in a shopping cart
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or jumping off a roof
into a swimming pool.
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I've seen these videos
where people eat
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really hot peppers...
They're awesome.
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Great idea. Yeah,
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we can do that while we tell
people to vote for Dave.
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Well, all right, I'm in!
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Okay.
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But our three viewers say
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you should definitely
keep your shirt on.
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Ooh!
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Dave Johnson.
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Nice suit.
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I've never seen someone so...
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dull look so sharp.
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You won't be seeing anything
with your eyes swollen shut.
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No, no, easy, Gemma, easy.
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Now let's go inside.
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Damn, Calvin, you were right,
she hood as hell.
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I got to admit, Dave,
I didn't think you'd show up.
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If I would've known I would've
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brought my PJs and a pillow.
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Oh, it's you.
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Well, I hope you're ready
for a bedtime snack, because...
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I'm working with some
pretty spicy mayo tonight.
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Oh, yeah, this baloney sandwich
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got flavor you can savor.
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You know what, give him a
taste of that spicy spread.
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We got to fund the schools
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or graduate fools.
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Facts!
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We can't be safe in the park
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if it's too damn dark.
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Ooh! Goosebumps.
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If you recycle your trash,
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we will give you some cash.
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Oh, give me a bite of
that baloney sandwich.
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All right, all right, Johnson,
it sounds like
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we are gonna have
some fun up there, hmm.
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Ooh, and, Calvin,
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enjoy your mouthful
of Dave's baloney.
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Hi, Pasadena, I'm Marty Butler
and don't worry,
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- I'm keeping my shirt on.
- Mm-hmm.
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And I am Malcolm Butler
and we are here on behalf
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of Dave Johnson for city council.
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And to show you how far we're
willing to go to get your vote,
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we're both gonna eat these
tombstone ghost peppers...
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Aka one of the hottest
peppers in the world.
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That is right, and these bad boys
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are, like, ten times
hotter than a jalapeño.
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Yeah, try 600.
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Say what now?
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Whoa, this is gonna be even
stupider than I thought.
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What, you said, like, 600?
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That's right, and we're
doing it all for Dave Johnson.
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On three... one...
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- Okay, here we go.
- Two...
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- I can do this!
- Three!
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Oh, I can't do it!
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What? Malcolm, what the hell?
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We were both supposed to do it...
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Oh God, it's starting!
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
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if everyone will please
take their seats,
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we're ready to begin.
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Councilman Evans,
would you like to start
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with your opening statement?
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Thank you.
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Now, y'all know me.
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You know that I care deeply
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about the issues
that affect our community.
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And there is no issue
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that I care about more
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about than the education
of our children.
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That's why I've always said
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You got to fund the schools,
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or graduate fools.
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What?!
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Calvin, that was your line.
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I know, right?
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Goosebumps.
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My people, can we talk?
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Now tell me, is this a safe space?
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You know what else
I'd like to make safe?
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The park.
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Because you can't be safe
in the park
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if it's too damn dark.
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Huh?
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That is my line.
You stole my li...
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You're clapping for me
and you don't know it.
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Wow.
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That is... that is sad,
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saying that I recycled his line.
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But while we are on
the topic of recycling,
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you know what I've always said.
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If you recycle your trash,
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I will give you some cash!
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That's it, Isaiah.
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My fist is about to vote
for your face!
259
00:11:00,316 --> 00:11:02,188
Don't worry, Dave. I got him.
260
00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:03,722
Hey, baldy!
261
00:11:03,882 --> 00:11:06,048
We'll see you in the parking lot.
262
00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:11,524
What am I supposed to do?
He stole all my lines.
263
00:11:11,549 --> 00:11:13,073
Look, don't worry, I got a plan.
264
00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:14,330
Okay, well, what is it?
265
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,465
Okay, so I don't have a plan.
266
00:11:17,388 --> 00:11:18,760
But the good news is
267
00:11:18,785 --> 00:11:20,134
is neither does Isaiah.
268
00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:21,812
He just used up
all our catchphrases,
269
00:11:21,837 --> 00:11:24,650
which means from this point on,
he's got nothing.
270
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,223
Now, uh,
271
00:11:26,267 --> 00:11:28,689
that little commotion
certainly was entertaining,
272
00:11:28,714 --> 00:11:29,868
was it not?
273
00:11:29,991 --> 00:11:31,413
But I tell you what,
274
00:11:31,438 --> 00:11:33,292
it's not as entertaining
as this. Hit it!
275
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,634
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoo ♪
276
00:11:37,659 --> 00:11:39,086
♪ It's too damn dark ♪
277
00:11:39,111 --> 00:11:41,382
♪ We got to light that park ♪
278
00:11:41,696 --> 00:11:45,238
♪ It's too damn dark,
we got to light the park ♪
279
00:11:45,263 --> 00:11:47,047
♪ Come on, light the park ♪
280
00:11:47,483 --> 00:11:49,164
♪ Light the park... ♪
281
00:11:49,506 --> 00:11:52,414
Okay, but after this, he's got nothing.
282
00:11:56,038 --> 00:11:59,171
Oh, God, I'm burning up.
283
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:02,239
I'm hot in places I didn't
know heat could happen.
284
00:12:05,489 --> 00:12:08,896
Yeah, uh, speaking of heat,
Dave Johnson has plenty of it,
285
00:12:08,921 --> 00:12:11,566
and with your support, we
can push him over the top.
286
00:12:11,591 --> 00:12:13,552
Anything to add, Marty?
287
00:12:13,577 --> 00:12:15,193
I need water!
288
00:12:16,413 --> 00:12:17,704
This is great.
289
00:12:17,729 --> 00:12:19,427
We're up to 500 viewers.
290
00:12:19,452 --> 00:12:20,630
Oh, that's awesome, man.
291
00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:22,441
And we'll get way more
when Marty finds out
292
00:12:22,466 --> 00:12:23,850
that water only makes it worse.
293
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,060
Oh...
294
00:12:25,247 --> 00:12:27,505
The water only made it worse!
295
00:12:29,765 --> 00:12:32,685
This is amazing! We're
getting a ton of comments.
296
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,644
Are they saying they're gonna
vote for your dad?
297
00:12:34,669 --> 00:12:37,645
Actually, most of them
are calling you a giant coward.
298
00:12:38,155 --> 00:12:39,708
Totally agree.
299
00:12:41,902 --> 00:12:44,982
You know what? Fine.
Show you who a coward is.
300
00:12:45,624 --> 00:12:47,950
Dave Johnson for city council.
301
00:12:50,794 --> 00:12:53,044
I don't know why you did all
that whining, 'cause it's...
302
00:12:53,069 --> 00:12:54,462
Oh, my God.
303
00:12:56,421 --> 00:12:59,044
Oh... And it only gets so much worse.
304
00:13:01,994 --> 00:13:04,475
♪ Throw your hands in the air ♪
305
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,067
♪ And wave 'em
like you just don't care ♪
306
00:13:06,092 --> 00:13:08,161
♪ If you love me like I love me ♪
307
00:13:08,186 --> 00:13:10,489
♪ Everybody say, "Oh, yeah" ♪
308
00:13:10,514 --> 00:13:12,271
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- ♪ Isaiah ♪
309
00:13:12,296 --> 00:13:14,357
♪ Isaiah ♪
310
00:13:14,382 --> 00:13:16,724
♪ I'm-a light the park,
light the park ♪
311
00:13:16,749 --> 00:13:18,771
♪ It's too damn dark,
it's too damn dark ♪
312
00:13:18,796 --> 00:13:20,583
♪ I'm-a light the park,
light the park ♪
313
00:13:20,608 --> 00:13:23,677
♪ It's too damn dark,
it's too damn dark, uh-ruh. ♪
314
00:13:27,038 --> 00:13:29,523
Sit down! Sit down!
This is a debate.
315
00:13:29,548 --> 00:13:32,391
You're not supposed
to be enjoying yourselves.
316
00:13:35,199 --> 00:13:38,461
People say that politics
is boring.
317
00:13:38,486 --> 00:13:40,898
And speaking of boring,
here's Dave.
318
00:13:42,334 --> 00:13:44,510
Okay, you know what? Uh, Dave...
319
00:13:44,535 --> 00:13:45,977
Thank you.
320
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,350
You mind if I ask Councilman Evans
321
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,547
a few questions before you start?
322
00:13:50,572 --> 00:13:51,731
By all means.
323
00:13:51,756 --> 00:13:54,961
And, uh, please,
feel free to take your time.
324
00:13:55,611 --> 00:13:57,820
Okay, Calvin.
What would you like to know?
325
00:13:58,089 --> 00:14:01,383
You know, before your
song and dance routine,
326
00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:04,023
you were talking
about school funding.
327
00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:06,328
Now, I'm sure we can all agree
328
00:14:06,353 --> 00:14:08,964
that the catchphrases were genius.
329
00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:12,662
But I'm curious...
330
00:14:13,401 --> 00:14:15,797
How do you plan to pay for it?
331
00:14:17,496 --> 00:14:20,508
Mm. Mm. That is a good question.
332
00:14:20,907 --> 00:14:23,719
But, uh, the answer
is very complicated,
333
00:14:23,744 --> 00:14:26,789
and I wouldn't want to bore you
with all the details.
334
00:14:26,814 --> 00:14:29,117
That's Dave's job.
335
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,211
Well, maybe it's because
you don't have any answers.
336
00:14:33,442 --> 00:14:35,140
But you know who does?
337
00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:38,696
Dave. Spit fire on 'em, Dave.
338
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:42,481
Uh, well, for starters,
339
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,116
the budget could
easily be amortized,
340
00:14:44,141 --> 00:14:46,422
and since the fiscal calendar
starts in June,
341
00:14:46,447 --> 00:14:47,602
- which, actually...
- Okay.
342
00:14:47,627 --> 00:14:49,249
You-you know what?
That's enough fire.
343
00:14:49,274 --> 00:14:51,058
That's enough fire.
344
00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:54,523
But you hear it, right?
345
00:14:54,679 --> 00:14:57,937
Dave has a real plan,
and Isaiah's got nothing.
346
00:14:57,962 --> 00:15:00,469
Uh-uh, uh-uh. I have a plan.
347
00:15:00,494 --> 00:15:02,322
Okay. Then let's hear it.
348
00:15:02,347 --> 00:15:03,392
Uh...
349
00:15:03,491 --> 00:15:04,840
No, no, no.
350
00:15:04,865 --> 00:15:06,563
Without rhyming or dancing.
351
00:15:07,429 --> 00:15:08,977
Yeah, Councilman.
352
00:15:09,002 --> 00:15:11,883
I would like to hear your
thoughts about the budget.
353
00:15:14,695 --> 00:15:16,984
Okay. Okay.
354
00:15:17,009 --> 00:15:18,047
Well,
355
00:15:18,072 --> 00:15:21,398
because you mentioned
the fiscal calendar,
356
00:15:21,915 --> 00:15:23,625
I would like to know...
357
00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:27,016
are there any birthdays
in the house?
358
00:15:27,686 --> 00:15:30,080
See? Come on.
359
00:15:30,105 --> 00:15:32,148
It's like I said, guys... nothing.
360
00:15:32,404 --> 00:15:35,133
So what we have to decide
is do we want
361
00:15:35,158 --> 00:15:37,595
a flashy song and dance man
362
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:40,828
or someone who has
actual good ideas?
363
00:15:40,853 --> 00:15:43,461
You mean like my plan to light
up our parks using solar power?
364
00:15:43,486 --> 00:15:44,930
Ooh!
365
00:15:46,008 --> 00:15:49,047
Solar power. You know what that means.
366
00:15:49,072 --> 00:15:51,969
No light bill.
367
00:15:53,993 --> 00:15:56,312
That's right, that's ri...
And guess what we can recycle
368
00:15:56,337 --> 00:15:58,617
those savings back into?
369
00:15:58,811 --> 00:16:00,414
Recycling.
370
00:16:00,439 --> 00:16:04,102
Oh, goodness, come on.
This guy is talking
371
00:16:04,127 --> 00:16:06,664
about saving the planet.
372
00:16:06,913 --> 00:16:10,148
And I don't know about y'all,
but I love Earth.
373
00:16:10,396 --> 00:16:11,937
It's where I'm from.
374
00:16:13,188 --> 00:16:16,215
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Now, hold on, everybody.
375
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,215
He's not the only one from Earth.
376
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,738
No, he is not.
377
00:16:20,921 --> 00:16:22,444
We are all from Earth.
378
00:16:23,873 --> 00:16:26,855
And together,
I believe that we can make
379
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,722
our little part of it
better for everyone.
380
00:16:30,653 --> 00:16:32,465
Because in District Three,
381
00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:34,660
you deserve the best.
382
00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:37,558
And if you elect me
your next city councilman,
383
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:40,230
I promise to work my butt off
384
00:16:40,255 --> 00:16:41,822
to make that happen.
385
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,035
Oh, Dave! Dave!
386
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:49,379
Dave, mic drop.
387
00:16:49,404 --> 00:16:50,832
Mic drop!
388
00:16:54,277 --> 00:16:55,474
Very sorry about that.
389
00:16:55,499 --> 00:16:57,847
That was my first-ever mic drop.
390
00:17:05,863 --> 00:17:07,377
I don't understand.
391
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,236
When are they gonna
announce the results?
392
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:10,416
I know, this is crazy.
393
00:17:10,441 --> 00:17:12,486
I mean, the polls
have been closed for over...
394
00:17:12,947 --> 00:17:14,731
I got to get this watch fixed.
395
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,924
Sweetie, calm down.
396
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,473
We've done all we can do.
397
00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:20,847
Yeah, she's right, Dave.
398
00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:22,517
I mean, you killed Isaiah
at the debate.
399
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,631
And everybody loved
that video of yours.
400
00:17:24,772 --> 00:17:27,259
Yeah, and I still can't believe
how many people watched it.
401
00:17:27,284 --> 00:17:28,783
Yeah, we even got
a standing ovation
402
00:17:28,808 --> 00:17:30,799
when our ambulance got to the E.R.
403
00:17:32,197 --> 00:17:33,994
Dad, look, they’re
announcing the results.
404
00:17:35,941 --> 00:17:38,064
And turning to some
of the local races,
405
00:17:38,089 --> 00:17:41,408
we have results
for Pasadena City Council.
406
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:45,486
In District One,
Kathleen Conrad keeps her seat.
407
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:48,572
District One? Why would
they start with that one first?
408
00:17:48,597 --> 00:17:51,344
In District Two, Daniel Ramirez
409
00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:53,955
has defeated
incumbent Bob Billings.
410
00:17:54,085 --> 00:17:57,132
Okay, we're District Three.
Here we go, we're next.
411
00:17:57,157 --> 00:17:58,595
In District Four...
412
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:03,095
Betty McBride
unseats Patrick Yang.
413
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,759
And in District Three...
414
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,400
- Oh, this is it.
- All right, here we go, man.
415
00:18:06,425 --> 00:18:10,216
In what turned out to be
a surprisingly close contest,
416
00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:12,689
challenger Dave Johnson
417
00:18:12,714 --> 00:18:15,627
has lost to longtime councilman
Isaiah Evans.
418
00:18:15,652 --> 00:18:17,958
- What?!
- But you
419
00:18:17,983 --> 00:18:19,916
ran rings around him.
420
00:18:19,992 --> 00:18:22,479
- What the... Man...
- Ugh.
421
00:18:22,813 --> 00:18:24,885
Dave, you okay?
422
00:18:25,284 --> 00:18:27,173
Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
423
00:18:27,198 --> 00:18:30,252
I just... I can't believe it.
424
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,205
I'm so sorry, sweetie.
425
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,285
Yeah, Dave. We all are.
426
00:18:34,872 --> 00:18:36,501
Guys, it-it's okay.
427
00:18:37,229 --> 00:18:40,338
It's like y'all said, you know,
we did everything we could.
428
00:18:42,184 --> 00:18:44,096
I'm just gonna go out
and get some air.
429
00:18:49,422 --> 00:18:51,728
Uh, Marty, are you crying?
430
00:18:53,236 --> 00:18:54,955
Oh, not because of this.
431
00:18:55,698 --> 00:18:58,096
It's been happening off and on
since I ate that hot pepper.
432
00:19:03,704 --> 00:19:06,799
Hey, man. Just thought
I’d come check on you.
433
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:10,205
I'm fine. I'm just disappointed.
434
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,236
Yeah, I know. So am I.
435
00:19:15,092 --> 00:19:17,799
I just don't get it.
Everyone at the debate
436
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,463
saw that Isaiah
had nothing, and...
437
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,685
he still won.
438
00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:27,180
I know it's frustrating, man,
but you ran a hell of a race.
439
00:19:27,453 --> 00:19:29,071
I mean, think about it.
440
00:19:29,096 --> 00:19:30,235
When you first started,
441
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,313
everybody said
you didn't have a chance.
442
00:19:32,952 --> 00:19:34,461
Who said that?
443
00:19:35,624 --> 00:19:38,031
Well, first it was me, but, uh...
444
00:19:39,076 --> 00:19:41,422
I didn't think
it was gonna catch on.
445
00:19:44,218 --> 00:19:46,547
I just really wanted to
make a difference, Calvin.
446
00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:49,438
But instead, I feel like
I wasted everyone's time.
447
00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:52,000
What are you talking about?
You did make a difference.
448
00:19:52,204 --> 00:19:53,683
No, I didn't. I lost.
449
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:57,742
Look, no, what you did
was put Isaiah on notice.
450
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:01,110
I mean, a lot of people
around here finally realized
451
00:20:01,135 --> 00:20:04,063
that he hasn't done anything
for them in a long time,
452
00:20:04,096 --> 00:20:06,071
and that they should
expect more from him.
453
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,071
So if he plans on keeping his job,
454
00:20:09,096 --> 00:20:11,651
he's gonna have to follow through
on all those great ideas
455
00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:13,406
he stole from you.
456
00:20:14,207 --> 00:20:15,476
You think so?
457
00:20:15,501 --> 00:20:16,852
Hell yeah, I do.
458
00:20:17,096 --> 00:20:18,985
Look, Dave,
459
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:21,152
you may not have won tonight,
460
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,094
but the community did.
461
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,221
And that's what you set out to do.
462
00:20:27,485 --> 00:20:29,183
You're a good friend, Calvin.
463
00:20:29,766 --> 00:20:31,742
You're right. I am.
464
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,641
Come on, man. Everybody’s
inside waiting on you.
465
00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:38,969
Nah, you go in.
466
00:20:38,994 --> 00:20:40,561
I'm gonna hang out here
for a minute.
467
00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:42,430
- You sure?
- Yeah.
468
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,828
Hey, Dave.
469
00:20:45,899 --> 00:20:48,305
I heard someone
needs some cheering up.
470
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,422
Oh, no, no.
471
00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:51,391
You better get inside.
Go, go, go, go.
472
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,592
You stay there, Ms. Kim.
No, no. You didn't get Marty
473
00:20:53,617 --> 00:20:55,414
and you're not gonna get Dave.
474
00:20:56,195 --> 00:21:00,570
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