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I understand that, Larry.
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Okay.
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Well, I don't have eyes on the
physical inventory.
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You do.
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I'm not going to dispute that.
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I'm not disputing that.
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Okay.
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Well, ..
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Exactly.
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Well, how am I the asshole?
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Okay.
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Well..
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and I'm gonna have to explain to
him the
exact same thing
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that I just explained to you.
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And he's gonna have to
explain it to you again.
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No, Larry-- I've done your job.
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And you're not the first one of
you
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that I've dealt with.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Okay.
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Fucking call him then.
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Moron.
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[phone vibrates]
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Yeah.
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Yeah, no, that's what I told
him.
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Well, two things could of
happened.
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Well, we might received some
P.O.s
that didn't register.
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Exactly.
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He could have just fat fingered
it.
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Well, no, those things happen
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but he doesn't need to--
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That's what I said.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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No, ..
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[phone vibrates]
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Yeah, Larry?
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I know.
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No, it's fine.
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Okay. Bye.
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[Microdosing theme plays]
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["My Soul" by Moody plays]
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Welcome to Cop Stop Donut Shop,
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Where the cops come to shop
and the donuts never stop.
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How can I help you?
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Yes. I have a pickup order
for the Mi..
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Okay, so your order isn't quite
ready yet.
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Will you pull around to the next
window?
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Sorry for the delay sir,
it'll be about five more
minutes.
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This is outrageous!
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The entire purpose of ordering
online is
so that I do not have to wait.
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I understand that, sir, and I
apologize.
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But if you'll just pull around--
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I will not pull around!
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My order has been placed.
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I can't have you hold up the
line.
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You can come inside.
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Do you see the size of me?
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There is no door that can
contain the Mighty Oak!
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I'm sorry. Sir. I can't have you
wait in the drive thru.
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Who dare honk at the Mighty
Oak?!
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Shung-Hai!
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[phone vibrates]
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Hey. What's up?
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Nothing. What's going on?
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Nothing. Just got off work,
hanging out.
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Hey, there's wrestling on
tonight.
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if you want to come over,
I'll order some pizza?
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Sure, what time?
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Like, eight?
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All right, let me shit and
shower
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and I can be over in, like, 20
minutes.
You need a..
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No, I'm good.
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I thought you were the pizza.
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I'm not the pizza.
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You order already though?
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Yeah. Should be soon.
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All right, well, let me go
back out and smoke real quick.
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Really? You got to get high
just so you can eat?
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Yeah, man, I got an appetite
problem
from the stress thing.
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All right, whatever.
Just hurry up. Should be here
any minute.
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They don't have like a
tracker app or whatever?
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I don't know, man, just fucking
smoke.
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Oh, hey, what's up?
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Hey, nice shirt.
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Oh, thanks.
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You like Porker and Roundy?
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Yeah. That shit's funny.
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You're more of a "Prok Dork",
or a "Round Hound"?
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I wouldn't really use either
one of those to describe myself.
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Oh, me neither.
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But... I'm probably more of a
"Round Hound".
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But I'm mostly a Mighty Oak kind
of guy.
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Oh, me too, dude.
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[both]
Who dare?!
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The fuck is going on out here?
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You Ivan?
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So why were you talking to the
pizza guy?
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Oh, he commented on my shirt.
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Oh. That's stupid fucking show.
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It's not stupid.
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It's a talking pig and a
basketball
that smoke weed and fart all the
time.
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Wow.
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It is not a talking pig and
basket..
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that smoke weed and fart all the
time.
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It's talking pig and basketball
who work in a donut shop.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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That's way less fucking dumb.
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Yeah, they smoke weed
sometimes...
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It's not like it's a bunch
of fucking stoner jokes.
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It may not be stoner jokes,
but it's definitely stoner
humor.
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I don't know what that means.
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It's surreal and absurd.
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Why?
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Because they have a ..
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Ever heard of fucking,
"Alice in Wonderland"?
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You're saying Porker and Roundy
is "Alice in Wonderland"?
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I'm saying, "Alice in
Wonderland"
is the best example of literary
nonsense.
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Like the characters and settings
don't
have to have meaning unto
themselves,
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you can still project commentary
onto them
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and then, like, make your
comments via the absurdity.
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So...
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they make a lot of comments
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about the geopolitical
ramifications
of a..
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Inflamed butthole?!
Where do you get this shit, man?
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Yeah, they're satire, parody,
social
commentary and sure, some fart
jokes too.
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But they even made comments
about that.
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Dude, just because a show
addresses
their own shitty writing
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on the show, doesn't make
the writing any less shitty.
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In fact, it's
kind of like a slap in the face.
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Like they're aware of how much
they suck.
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You just don't get it.
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What is there to get?
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I'm sorry.
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It's not your style.
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Yeah. I guess crap isn't my
style.
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Sorry they can't all be,
"In the Line of Duty".
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Are you going to sit there and
tell me,
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that's not a great show?
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It's fine. It's a good show.
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Yeah, it's considered
one of the best of all time.
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Yeah,
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it's conside..
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Yeah, but it's the best one.
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Yeah, but your opinion on
best is irrelevant.
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You have no frame of reference.
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Yeah, but it's considered really
good.
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Yeah, it's basically universally
acclaimed
as one of the great early
prestige
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shows, but again,
you wouldn't know the
difference.
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And even if it wasn't
critically acclaimed,
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you'd still be defending it
like it was the greatest show of
all time.
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You're only using critical
acclaim in this
single instance to justify your
opinion.
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Yeah, I'm using facts to back up
my opinion, thus making it a
fact.
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We got to change the fucking
subject.
I have to stop talking to you.
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We gotta fucking--
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I'm supposed to come over here
to relax after work.
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What relax?
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I thought you work from home
now?
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I do, but it's still stressful.
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How can that be stressful?
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You don't have to deal with
people's bullshit all day.
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Oh, no, I'm still dealing with
people's
fucking bullshit all day,
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now I'm just limited in what I
can
do about it.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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Isn't it still better, though,
working from home?
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Yeah it's better.
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Still sucks ass, but its better.
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Just been fucking really
stressed out lately
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and I don't know what
the fuck to do about it.
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Dude that reminds me, a guy at
work
gave me some mushrooms.
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You should totally do some with
me.
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I don't know man, I never done
no fucking mushrooms.
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Perfect time to start.
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Nah, I don't think so.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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You only take legal drugs.
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Not a matter of legality,
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its a matter of health and
safety.
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What fucking health and safety?
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You drink beer, you smoke weed,
you eat junk food all the time.
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Yeah, but those things aren't
going to kill me tonight.
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If you go drinking and driving.
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Okay.
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Yes, sure.
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But if I go drinking and
driving,
I made a c..
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The alcohol didn't kill me.
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I killed me.
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Not going to put something in my
body
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if I have no fucking clue
what it'..
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Dude, there just mushrooms.
You'll be alright.
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I know they're just mushrooms.
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I've thought about taking
mushrooms.
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I'm still afraid of them.
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It's nothing to be afraid of,
man.
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You'll be all right.
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You say that.
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But it's still fucking with your
brain.
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Yeah, but it's not like acid.
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And you're not going to freak
out.
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Shit will get all wavy, you'll
lose
track of time.
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You'll laugh a lot.
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It's kind of like smoking weed
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and you don't even got to start
with the bunch at one time.
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You just microdose it.
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Yeah, thought about that.
Is that what you're doing?
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Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
First night, though,
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I ate like an entire eighth.
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Just had to make sure they were
legit.
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They're pretty legit?
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Oh, they're legit.
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They're not psilocybin, though.
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They're similar, but
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there's something different.
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All right, well,
what kind of mushrooms are they?
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I look them up.
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Oh, I don't know what they're
called,
..
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You don't even know what kind
of fucking mushrooms they are?
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I don't know, man. I'm not
gonna--
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I'm worried its going to
fuck with my anxiety.
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No, dude, it'll actually help
with your anxiety.
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It's like a cure-all for
anxiety, depression,
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PTSD- whatever you got,
it will make that shit feel
better.
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If it was a cure all,
everyone would be doing it.
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Dude.
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Everybody is doing it.
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Besides the pharmaceutical
companies,
they want to keep this shit
illegal.
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Keep selling you their bullshit
drugs.
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If it was a cure all the
pharmaceutical
companies would be the ones
selling it.
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Why would they want to market
something that's actually going
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to make you feel better?
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They want to keep you sick, keep
you addicted to their pills.
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Weed is still legal,
but there's actually a synthetic
weed
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they can get to prescribe
nationwide called Dronabinol.
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This has no side effects.
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There are no side effects
because it's all natural.
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All those pills, they have side
effects.
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You know why?
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To sell you more pills?
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To sell you more fucking pills!
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You take pills.
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Yeah, I take pills.
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Regardless of what you say,
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and certainly not because of
it...
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Might be down to try the
mushrooms.
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Fuck, yeah you might be!
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All right.
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So I'm going to chop these bad
boys
up i..
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So what exactly is the dose?
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It's approximately
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that much.
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One chunk.
254
00:14:53,572 --> 00:14:55,138
Yeah, but how much is that?
255
00:14:55,705 --> 00:14:58,405
Its a fucking chunk, man. It's a
mushroom.
256
00:14:58,438 --> 00:15:00,105
It's not going to be a metered
dose.
257
00:15:00,138 --> 00:15:01,938
Well, that's for inhalers, of
course not.
258
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,138
Look, dude, the whole
point is you're taking
259
00:15:04,172 --> 00:15:07,605
a psychedelic mushroom
consistently for a couple of
weeks.
260
00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:10,972
You're going to start to feel
like
you have more energy, you're
feeling
261
00:15:11,072 --> 00:15:13,805
more positive, you'll fucking
shit better.
262
00:15:14,072 --> 00:15:14,905
Everything.
263
00:15:15,538 --> 00:15:16,738
Fucking colors will look
brighter.
264
00:15:17,472 --> 00:15:18,938
What about negative effects?
265
00:15:19,272 --> 00:15:20,205
None.
266
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,272
I'll be the fucking judge of
that.
267
00:15:25,472 --> 00:15:26,738
How long do I have to take it?
268
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:29,472
Just take one every day,
consistently
269
00:15:29,838 --> 00:15:30,805
for a couple of weeks.
270
00:15:30,838 --> 00:15:32,072
After that,
271
00:15:32,638 --> 00:15:34,138
you should be pretty good for a
while.
272
00:15:34,405 --> 00:15:36,605
How long is a while?
Why is everything so fucking
vague?
273
00:15:37,205 --> 00:15:40,405
Because it's a fucking plant,
man. It comes from the ground.
274
00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:42,072
Results may vary.
275
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,772
I'll probably just keep taking
them as
long as my guy can keep getting
them.
276
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:47,972
Is it safe to just take them
nonstop?
277
00:15:48,538 --> 00:15:49,772
I don't know.
278
00:15:50,105 --> 00:15:52,072
But I take Kratom every day.
279
00:15:52,072 --> 00:15:55,905
Adderall, whatever is going to
get me going. It's probably
fine.
280
00:15:56,972 --> 00:15:58,338
I don't really give a shit.
281
00:15:58,672 --> 00:16:00,438
So what do I do just eat one?
282
00:16:00,472 --> 00:16:02,872
Yeah. Yeah, you should eat one
now,
283
00:16:02,905 --> 00:16:04,972
take the rest home,
throw them in the freezer,
284
00:16:05,072 --> 00:16:07,072
take one out and eat one every
day.
285
00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:11,938
I don't know man.
286
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,472
Are they gross?
287
00:16:14,072 --> 00:16:14,972
Do you like Mushrooms?
288
00:16:15,305 --> 00:16:15,872
No.
289
00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:17,705
Yeah, then they're fuc..
290
00:16:17,972 --> 00:16:19,172
Just chew it up real quick.
291
00:16:19,205 --> 00:16:20,972
Chug a beer afterwards.
292
00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:26,238
Okay.
293
00:16:27,672 --> 00:16:28,605
Here we go.
294
00:16:29,272 --> 00:16:30,872
Gilladios al mañana.
295
00:16:30,905 --> 00:16:31,972
Haga Daga!
296
00:16:33,438 --> 00:16:35,638
Haga Daga!
297
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,605
I bet you wake up tomorrow
feeling fucking amazing.
298
00:16:49,205 --> 00:16:50,638
We'll see about that.
299
00:16:51,972 --> 00:16:55,305
Until then, you want to drink
some beer
and watch some wrestling?
300
00:16:56,138 --> 00:16:58,338
["If Drinkin' Too Much Means I
Love You"
by The Wanderers plays]
301
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,138
Little...
302
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,172
shit.
303
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:30,172
Just eating a fucking branch.
304
00:18:30,772 --> 00:18:33,438
Hey, you can't have outside food
in here.
305
00:18:38,538 --> 00:18:40,672
Its not food.
306
00:18:41,405 --> 00:18:42,772
Its a fucking branch.
307
00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:44,872
Well you're eating it, so its
food.
308
00:18:45,672 --> 00:18:47,638
I'm a Koala you cock sucker.
309
00:18:47,672 --> 00:18:48,805
This is all I can eat.
310
00:18:48,838 --> 00:18:51,172
Don't give me that shit.
You oat milk drinking ass
311
00:18:51,372 --> 00:18:52,405
We sell Salads.
312
00:18:52,772 --> 00:18:55,572
First of all, I'm lactose
intolerant.
313
00:18:56,072 --> 00:18:57,072
Bitch.
314
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:59,072
Second of all,
315
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:00,838
Fuck You.
316
00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:02,138
You know what?
317
00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:03,572
I don't have to take thi..
318
00:19:03,605 --> 00:19:06,072
Ma'am, if you don't throw that
branch
back into the fucking fore..
319
00:19:06,072 --> 00:19:08,338
it belongs. I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave.
320
00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:10,438
Excuse me?
321
00:19:10,472 --> 00:19:12,572
This branch is part of my
culture.
322
00:19:12,938 --> 00:19:14,205
You fucking kidding me?
323
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:16,872
Do you see me eating slop
and rolling around in shit?
324
00:19:18,772 --> 00:19:20,372
I don't see it,
325
00:19:20,872 --> 00:19:22,638
but I sure as shit smell it
326
00:19:22,672 --> 00:19:24,372
BITCH!
327
00:19:24,405 --> 00:19:26,138
Did you just call me a bitch?!
328
00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:28,272
Hey, I call them like I see
them.
329
00:19:28,705 --> 00:19:30,172
I'll tell you what...
330
00:19:30,205 --> 00:19:32,905
After I eat these leaves,
I'll shove this branch
331
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,672
so far up your fucking ass
you'll be having a luau tonight.
332
00:19:36,072 --> 00:19:38,772
See, that's fucked up.
That's appropriation.
333
00:19:38,972 --> 00:19:40,238
Threatening physical violence?
334
00:19:40,272 --> 00:19:43,205
Its alittle aggressive for
an uptight intellectual bitch!
335
00:19:44,072 --> 00:19:45,305
Man, Porker, what the hell's
going on over here?
336
00:19:45,938 --> 00:19:48,438
Nothing. She just went crazy.
I don't know man!
337
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:21,972
Fuck.
338
00:21:24,505 --> 00:21:25,072
Sorry I'm late.
339
00:21:25,072 --> 00:21:27,538
I overslept.
340
00:21:27,572 --> 00:21:28,338
That's okay.
341
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:30,338
It was just a couple of minutes.
342
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,572
Did you have a late night last
night?
343
00:21:32,605 --> 00:21:33,538
I don't think so. Not really.
344
00:21:33,572 --> 00:21:34,705
Not that I can remember.
345
00:21:35,338 --> 00:21:36,205
Must have just been...
346
00:21:37,072 --> 00:21:39,705
sleeping good or something?
347
00:21:42,105 --> 00:21:44,572
So what would you like
to talk about today?
348
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:46,138
I don't know.
349
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,938
Nothing really on my mind.
I haven't really thought about
it.
350
00:21:50,305 --> 00:21:52,705
Oh, I had a nightmare last
night.
351
00:21:53,572 --> 00:21:54,772
Do you want to tell me about it?
352
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:55,772
Yeah, there's nothing crazy.
353
00:21:55,805 --> 00:21:57,138
I just, uh...
354
00:21:58,538 --> 00:21:59,838
I was brushing my teeth,
355
00:21:59,872 --> 00:22:02,205
and then when I turned to leave
the bathroom I ran into like
this
356
00:22:03,705 --> 00:22:06,372
ghost thing or whatever,
and then I, uh
357
00:22:07,072 --> 00:22:07,972
And then I woke up.
358
00:22:08,072 --> 00:22:09,838
And that was like, right before
I came over ..
359
00:22:10,672 --> 00:22:12,672
Have you ever had
a dream about ghosts before?
360
00:22:14,472 --> 00:22:15,205
Don't think so.
361
00:22:15,238 --> 00:22:16,605
Not that I can remember.
362
00:22:16,638 --> 00:22:18,238
I don't really have nightmares,
though.
363
00:22:18,272 --> 00:22:20,405
And you haven't had any dreams
for a long time, right?
364
00:22:20,705 --> 00:22:21,638
Yeah. No, not really.
365
00:22:21,972 --> 00:22:23,605
Have you cut back on your
drinking?
366
00:22:24,138 --> 00:22:25,072
No, not really.
367
00:22:25,105 --> 00:22:26,538
So you were drinking last night?
368
00:22:26,572 --> 00:22:27,672
Yeah.
369
00:22:28,505 --> 00:22:31,238
Well, why else do you think you
would have had a dream?
370
00:22:31,272 --> 00:22:32,872
or a nightmare?
371
00:22:34,272 --> 00:22:34,905
I don't know.
372
00:22:36,372 --> 00:22:38,538
I don't think I've done
anything any different.
373
00:22:41,138 --> 00:22:41,838
Well.
374
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:44,272
Maybe...
375
00:22:47,105 --> 00:22:47,938
what?
376
00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:54,238
Well,
377
00:22:55,405 --> 00:22:58,938
for the past few days, I
started...
378
00:23:00,272 --> 00:23:02,472
microdosing some mushrooms.
379
00:23:04,638 --> 00:23:06,938
You've been taking psychedelic
mushrooms
the past two days?
380
00:23:07,772 --> 00:23:08,772
No...
381
00:23:09,172 --> 00:23:10,138
Yeah. Okay.
382
00:23:10,172 --> 00:23:13,805
Yes, but just like little tiny
pieces,
just..
383
00:23:15,372 --> 00:23:18,505
Okay, well,
384
00:23:18,538 --> 00:23:21,305
it is possible that this is
stimulating
something in your mind.
385
00:23:22,305 --> 00:23:23,972
Where did you get these
mushrooms?
386
00:23:24,172 --> 00:23:25,538
From my brother.
387
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:26,738
Do you think I should be taking
them?
388
00:23:27,505 --> 00:23:29,538
I'm not going to tell you
to take illegal drugs.
389
00:23:29,672 --> 00:23:31,472
I don't recommend it.
390
00:23:33,505 --> 00:23:38,672
But, I do understand that there
have been
some studies on psychedelics
391
00:23:38,705 --> 00:23:43,338
that suggest that there are
benefits
for people with mental health
issues.
392
00:23:44,072 --> 00:23:46,572
But I can't fully recommend
you try anything like that
393
00:23:46,605 --> 00:23:48,172
without talking to your doctor
first.
394
00:23:48,838 --> 00:23:50,105
Yeah, I know. I understand.
395
00:23:51,338 --> 00:23:52,438
Still going to try them.
396
00:23:52,738 --> 00:23:55,772
But I don't think that was some
kind
of mushroom induced nightmare ..
397
00:23:55,805 --> 00:23:57,905
I think I've just been eating
and sleeping like shit.
398
00:23:59,072 --> 00:24:01,805
What do you hope to achieve
by taking these mushrooms?
399
00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:11,205
I guess I'm hoping that they're
going
to get rid of my anxiety
400
00:24:12,072 --> 00:24:13,805
or at least help with it.
401
00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:17,172
Just be careful.
402
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:21,205
And be sure to reach out to me
if the anxiety gets to be a, you
know,
403
00:24:21,238 --> 00:24:23,705
just too much to handle.
404
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:27,672
How has your anxiety been
generally?
405
00:24:28,805 --> 00:24:32,572
I don't know, I mean, its
better,
but not like 100% better.
406
00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:35,938
I mean, I feel like I'm down
significantly from my maximum
stress
407
00:24:35,972 --> 00:24:38,272
level from a few months ago, but
408
00:24:41,972 --> 00:24:44,205
lately I feel like I've been
exhibiting
409
00:24:44,238 --> 00:24:47,438
all the symptoms of
my depression and anxiety.
410
00:24:48,072 --> 00:24:49,872
Like not eating well or
sleeping.
411
00:24:50,938 --> 00:24:52,772
Everything's just kind of all
fucked up.
412
00:24:54,072 --> 00:24:55,972
When was the last time
you created anything?
413
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,405
It's been a few weeks.
414
00:25:01,338 --> 00:25:03,605
Well, I'm not going to tell you
to stop taking those mushrooms,
415
00:25:04,205 --> 00:25:06,338
but I do want you
to cut back on your drinking.
416
00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:08,605
And I want you to try and create
something
this week.
417
00:25:08,772 --> 00:25:10,572
I think it will help you feel
better.
418
00:25:10,872 --> 00:25:12,305
That's why I started taking the
mushrooms.
419
00:25:12,338 --> 00:25:13,738
My brother was like,
"That's going to make you feel
better."
420
00:25:14,272 --> 00:25:17,238
And look, there's no cure-all.
421
00:25:17,272 --> 00:25:19,472
There's not one thing that makes
everyone feel good.
422
00:25:20,238 --> 00:25:23,338
Exercise, meditation, healthy
423
00:25:23,372 --> 00:25:27,605
eating, and everyone needs a way
to cope,
whether that's a hobby
424
00:25:28,105 --> 00:25:30,705
or a vice or whatever it is.
425
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,538
I have plenty of those.
426
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:34,072
You do.
427
00:25:34,672 --> 00:25:37,438
And I just wish you would use
some of your more healthy ones,
428
00:25:37,472 --> 00:25:39,338
when in times of increased
stress.
429
00:27:57,072 --> 00:27:57,372
[phone vibrates]
430
00:27:57,405 --> 00:27:58,338
Hey, wha..
431
00:27:58,438 --> 00:27:59,905
Nothing. What are you doing?
432
00:28:01,072 --> 00:28:01,738
Painting.
433
00:28:02,572 --> 00:28:03,272
Why, what's up?
434
00:28:03,305 --> 00:28:04,938
Nothing.
435
00:28:04,972 --> 00:28:07,372
Do you want to come over,
play some video games or
something?
436
00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:09,905
Yeah, I guess.
437
00:28:10,405 --> 00:28:11,472
What time?
438
00:28:12,205 --> 00:28:14,272
I don't know, man. Whenever.
439
00:28:14,305 --> 00:28:15,372
I got nothing going on.
440
00:28:15,572 --> 00:28:16,538
Okay. Yeah.
441
00:28:17,605 --> 00:28:19,772
Give me a few minutes, I'll head
over.
442
00:28:38,705 --> 00:28:40,305
How long have you been out here?
443
00:28:40,838 --> 00:28:42,672
I don't know.
444
00:28:44,572 --> 00:28:45,505
Are you hungry?
445
00:28:46,572 --> 00:28:49,272
I'm not, not hungry.
446
00:28:52,572 --> 00:28:55,705
Mm. Actually,
I'm not even sure what that is.
447
00:28:56,438 --> 00:28:57,438
It's a
448
00:28:57,938 --> 00:28:59,405
augmented reality.
449
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,738
I don't know what that means.
450
00:29:01,905 --> 00:29:04,072
So like,
451
00:29:04,972 --> 00:29:06,405
you know what virtual reality
is?
452
00:29:06,538 --> 00:29:07,072
Right.
453
00:29:07,072 --> 00:29:09,105
So its like a virtua..
454
00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:10,872
Well this is augmented reality.
455
00:29:11,505 --> 00:29:16,138
So I could look through a camera
lens and
see the real world, but they'll
change it
456
00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:18,338
or augment it in real time.
457
00:29:19,072 --> 00:29:21,172
It's mostly used for, like
458
00:29:21,205 --> 00:29:23,138
mobile games or like furniture
stores.
459
00:29:23,605 --> 00:29:28,805
So AR is something for furniture
based mobile games?
460
00:29:29,338 --> 00:29:29,905
No.
461
00:29:31,472 --> 00:29:31,738
Okay.
462
00:29:31,772 --> 00:29:35,738
So y..
463
00:29:36,738 --> 00:29:38,672
And there's a ghost there or
something.
464
00:29:38,705 --> 00:29:39,705
All right, never mind.
465
00:29:40,438 --> 00:29:40,805
Okay.
466
00:29:40,838 --> 00:29:42,172
So, the co..
467
00:29:42,205 --> 00:29:44,238
So you have a couch and you
see it in the space.
468
00:29:44,605 --> 00:29:47,172
Then you can move the camera
around
and the couch will like
469
00:29:47,205 --> 00:29:49,705
stick to the 3D space
if it's actually there.
470
00:29:49,838 --> 00:29:50,538
Okay.
471
00:29:50,638 --> 00:29:51,772
And that's what AR is.
472
00:29:51,972 --> 00:29:52,972
That's fucking dumb.
473
00:29:53,072 --> 00:29:54,705
Okay, well that's not all it can
do.
474
00:29:56,305 --> 00:29:58,105
Okay, so
475
00:29:58,705 --> 00:30:00,672
say we all wear AR glasses all
the time.
476
00:30:00,705 --> 00:30:01,438
Okay, goggles?
477
00:30:01,472 --> 00:30:02,172
Right.
478
00:30:02,205 --> 00:30:04,905
So then you'll create, like,
yo..
479
00:30:04,938 --> 00:30:07,338
you're going to look in the game
or in the world or whatever.
480
00:30:07,505 --> 00:30:11,038
And your friends all do it too,
so then
you can like, meet up with your
friends
481
00:30:11,072 --> 00:30:12,405
from like Argentina or Japan or
whatever.
482
00:30:12,438 --> 00:30:13,672
And you could talk to them
and would be like,
483
00:30:13,705 --> 00:30:15,938
they're sitting in the
same room with you.
484
00:30:16,438 --> 00:30:18,105
Well, yeah it's kind of cool, I
guess.
485
00:30:18,238 --> 00:30:20,705
Yeah. And it's, you know,
it's used for, like,
486
00:30:20,738 --> 00:30:23,572
virtual cafes and concerts,
wrestling events, things like
that.
487
00:30:23,938 --> 00:30:25,572
Real life gaming, social
networking.
488
00:30:25,605 --> 00:30:27,705
That's what they consider the
metaverse.
489
00:30:28,172 --> 00:30:29,005
All right.
490
00:30:29,205 --> 00:30:30,438
Yeah, that's kind of cool.
491
00:30:30,805 --> 00:30:31,438
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
492
00:30:31,472 --> 00:30:33,405
There's some shitty stuff ..
493
00:30:33,538 --> 00:30:34,372
Like what?
494
00:30:34,405 --> 00:30:36,705
Well, I mean, like, other
than the obv..
495
00:30:36,805 --> 00:30:38,105
Yeah, other than the obvious.
496
00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:39,405
Okay.
497
00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:42,572
So say..
498
00:30:42,605 --> 00:30:43,572
in the real world.
499
00:30:43,605 --> 00:30:46,305
And I'm like, I'm offended by
guns.
500
00:30:46,338 --> 00:30:47,772
I don't wanna see gun stores.
501
00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:51,772
So any time I walk by one, I'll
change it
to, like, a candy store or
..
502
00:30:52,505 --> 00:30:57,005
Or, like, turn abortion clinics
into churches or something like
that.
503
00:30:57,038 --> 00:30:57,505
Exactly.
504
00:30:57,538 --> 00:31:00,605
So anything that o..
505
00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:04,072
narrow your view in that way.
506
00:31:05,338 --> 00:31:06,905
That's kind of already
a problem, though, isn't it?
507
00:31:07,072 --> 00:31:07,472
Exactly.
508
00:31:07,505 --> 00:31:11,738
And this rea..
509
00:31:12,572 --> 00:31:13,838
I'm not sure how I feel about
that.
510
00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:15,605
That, no shit. Or think about
this way.
511
00:31:15,638 --> 00:31:18,172
So like all these companies
have like all your data and
stuff, right.
512
00:31:18,438 --> 00:31:21,505
So imagine they just want to
make an app
that like puts all your public
data
513
00:31:21,538 --> 00:31:21,772
out there.
514
00:31:21,805 --> 00:31:23,072
No..
515
00:31:23,072 --> 00:31:26,205
just like your boring history,
sexual orientation, things lik..
516
00:31:26,438 --> 00:31:27,738
Imagine
having that shit floating above
your head
517
00:31:27,772 --> 00:31:29,405
like it's
a goddamn video game or
something.
518
00:31:29,438 --> 00:31:33,372
Oh dude, people are going to be
talking shit about my taste in
music.
519
00:31:33,405 --> 00:31:33,872
Exactly.
520
00:31:33,905 --> 00:31:37,538
Just makes it way..
521
00:31:38,872 --> 00:31:40,605
Fuck.
522
00:31:42,238 --> 00:31:43,905
This is why we have to do
something.
523
00:31:44,738 --> 00:31:45,505
What do you mean?
524
00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:47,505
Oh, no, I'm just.
525
00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:51,072
I mean, like, if humans don't
slow down,
526
00:31:51,072 --> 00:31:53,905
they are going to be
the death of themselves.
527
00:31:55,472 --> 00:31:58,372
I don't think there's a lot we
can really
do about it other than hope for
the best.
528
00:31:58,972 --> 00:32:00,238
Yeah.
529
00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:03,072
Unfortunately,
when left to their own devices,
530
00:32:03,105 --> 00:32:05,472
humans have not always turned
to their brightest and best.
531
00:32:06,772 --> 00:32:08,172
We made it this far.
532
00:32:09,172 --> 00:32:10,572
Yeah, I guess that's something.
533
00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:13,205
Again, not alot we can really
do about it.
534
00:32:13,238 --> 00:32:15,638
Yeah, yeah, maybe.
535
00:32:16,472 --> 00:32:17,538
Maybe not.
536
00:32:18,572 --> 00:32:21,205
Oh, hey, speaking of which, how
are
the mushrooms treating you?
537
00:32:21,938 --> 00:32:22,672
All right I guess.
538
00:32:22,705 --> 00:32:25,872
I don't really notice anything
di..
539
00:32:25,905 --> 00:32:27,905
anything, but...
540
00:32:28,505 --> 00:32:30,705
you know, haven't noticed
any significant changes.
541
00:32:31,572 --> 00:32:33,372
It's only been like,
what, four days?
542
00:32:33,405 --> 00:32:33,905
Something like that.
543
00:32:35,072 --> 00:32:36,838
I think you'll be feeling it
pretty soon.
544
00:32:36,972 --> 00:32:39,338
Okay, cool.
545
00:32:40,205 --> 00:32:41,905
But until then, you want to get
smashed?
546
00:32:42,072 --> 00:32:43,438
Yeah, I think we probably do
that.
547
00:32:45,138 --> 00:32:46,705
[Microdosing theme plays]
548
00:34:52,205 --> 00:34:53,438
Porker.
549
00:34:54,538 --> 00:34:55,738
Porker!
550
00:34:57,405 --> 00:34:58,572
PORKER!
551
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,805
Oh man. That's a real knee
slapper.
552
00:35:10,905 --> 00:35:13,072
It's not funny.
553
00:35:13,238 --> 00:35:15,172
Fuck. How does that even work?
554
00:35:15,205 --> 00:35:16,405
Shut up. Would you just help me?
555
00:35:16,438 --> 00:35:17,405
Sure. Yeah.
556
00:35:17,438 --> 00:35:19,138
You want me to blow you?
557
00:35:21,238 --> 00:35:22,472
I'm being real Porker.
558
00:35:22,505 --> 00:35:23,705
I mean, seriously. Fuck,
559
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,338
was it a woman?
560
00:35:26,138 --> 00:35:27,572
Oh, jesus christ.
561
00:35:28,705 --> 00:35:31,705
Porker would you quit messing
around and
go into my closet and get my
fucking pump?
562
00:35:34,705 --> 00:35:36,105
You have a pump?!
563
00:35:37,405 --> 00:35:38,405
Oh, jesus fuck.
564
00:35:38,505 --> 00:35:39,438
Porker, I swear to fucking God
565
00:35:39,472 --> 00:35:41,138
If I go flat, I fucking die.
566
00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:42,072
Are you serious?
567
00:35:42,772 --> 00:35:43,805
Do you really want to find out?
568
00:35:44,105 --> 00:35:45,072
I don't know, maybe.
569
00:36:48,305 --> 00:36:50,505
[disembodied voice]
Eat it.
570
00:36:55,972 --> 00:36:57,438
[disembodied voice]
Fucking eat it.
571
00:36:58,172 --> 00:36:59,538
Might as well.
572
00:37:25,238 --> 00:37:26,405
Be careful.
573
00:37:26,905 --> 00:37:27,572
Why?
574
00:37:28,205 --> 00:37:29,838
Because it's not too late.
575
00:37:30,072 --> 00:37:31,072
Too late for what?
576
00:37:32,072 --> 00:37:33,638
To stop them.
577
00:37:34,405 --> 00:37:35,938
Stop who from what?
578
00:37:47,772 --> 00:37:49,272
[alarm chimes]
579
00:38:49,605 --> 00:38:54,138
["TikTaalik" by Arrange For Use
plays]
580
00:40:55,572 --> 00:40:56,772
[Ivan voicemail]
Hey, Ig
581
00:40:56,805 --> 00:40:58,705
Just calling to see what's going
on, man.
582
00:40:58,738 --> 00:41:02,838
I know you're off today,
so give me a call. Later.
583
00:41:17,905 --> 00:41:18,972
Hey, what's up?
584
00:41:19,405 --> 00:41:20,338
Just giving you a call back.
585
00:41:20,372 --> 00:41:23,105
All right, call me back. Later.
586
00:42:06,938 --> 00:42:08,438
[phone vibrates]
587
00:42:12,172 --> 00:42:13,105
Hey, what's up?
588
00:42:13,872 --> 00:42:15,072
Hey, what's going on?
589
00:42:15,905 --> 00:42:16,838
Nothing. You called me.
590
00:42:16,872 --> 00:42:17,538
What's up?
591
00:42:18,505 --> 00:42:20,072
No, you called me.
592
00:42:20,072 --> 00:42:21,072
What's going on?
593
00:42:21,238 --> 00:42:23,138
No nothing, just calling back.
Didn't have my phone with..
594
00:42:24,838 --> 00:42:25,172
Okay.
595
00:42:25,205 --> 00:42:26,538
Well, what..
596
00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:27,605
Nothing.
597
00:42:27,638 --> 00:42:28,972
I was just pai..
598
00:42:29,072 --> 00:42:30,072
What's up?
599
00:42:31,505 --> 00:42:33,672
I'm actually driving. I'm close
by.
600
00:42:33,705 --> 00:42:34,705
You want me to pick you up?
601
00:42:34,738 --> 00:42:36,138
I got to do a couple of things.
602
00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:38,505
Yeah, sure, I guess.
603
00:42:38,638 --> 00:42:39,972
So you feeling it yet?
604
00:42:40,172 --> 00:42:41,605
I don't know, I mean, I guess.
605
00:42:41,972 --> 00:42:43,205
Like, today I feel great.
606
00:42:43,238 --> 00:42:45,972
I didn't even fucking smoke,
and I feel like a fucking
..
607
00:42:46,638 --> 00:42:47,772
Yeah, man.
608
00:42:47,872 --> 00:42:51,505
After the first few days it
really starts to work its magic.
609
00:42:51,538 --> 00:42:53,572
I feel like a whole new guy.
610
00:42:55,438 --> 00:42:57,438
Anything weird happen?
611
00:42:57,538 --> 00:42:58,472
Like what?
612
00:42:58,572 --> 00:43:00,472
I don't know. Like any weird
dreams?
613
00:43:01,238 --> 00:43:03,638
Weird dreams? No.
614
00:43:03,672 --> 00:43:05,672
My sleep is usually pretty
fucked up anyway.
615
00:43:06,405 --> 00:43:08,072
Insomnia,
616
00:43:08,305 --> 00:43:10,705
sleep apnea, sleep paralysis.
617
00:43:11,705 --> 00:43:14,072
But the past few days have been
amazing.
618
00:43:14,105 --> 00:43:15,305
I didn't even drink last night.
619
00:43:15,438 --> 00:43:15,838
Damn.
620
00:43:15,872 --> 00:43:17,438
That's awes..
621
00:43:18,672 --> 00:43:21,105
Why you having weird dreams or
something?
622
00:43:22,505 --> 00:43:24,838
Yeah, I mean, I guess.
623
00:43:24,872 --> 00:43:26,772
They're just dreams.
624
00:43:26,805 --> 00:43:29,538
It's only weird cause
I haven't jumped in a long time,
you know?
625
00:43:31,772 --> 00:43:32,672
But I don't know.
626
00:43:32,705 --> 00:43:35,105
Maybe I've also been hearing
stuff.
627
00:43:36,338 --> 00:43:38,638
Mm. That could be normal.
628
00:43:38,672 --> 00:43:40,972
I mean, you've never taken
mushrooms
before, right?
629
00:43:41,072 --> 00:43:44,305
Probably just getting some, some
fringe
hallucinatory effects, you know?
630
00:43:45,905 --> 00:43:48,138
What are we talking about here?
631
00:43:48,172 --> 00:43:50,938
An indiscernible rustling? A
beep?
632
00:43:52,372 --> 00:43:53,338
Voices?
633
00:43:53,705 --> 00:43:56,172
Oh, no, not voices. But like.
Yeah,
I don't know, man. Like, I'..
634
00:43:57,438 --> 00:43:59,372
hear something in the other room
635
00:43:59,405 --> 00:44:01,938
or, like, maybe
feel like there's somebody in
the room.
636
00:44:02,972 --> 00:44:04,438
That definitely sounds normal,
man.
637
00:44:04,472 --> 00:44:05,838
It's like being high as fuck.
638
00:44:06,272 --> 00:44:08,772
Yeah, I know, but, like I don't
feel high.
639
00:44:09,938 --> 00:44:11,072
It's different.
640
00:44:11,305 --> 00:44:13,738
That's supposed to be different,
you know?
641
00:44:13,772 --> 00:44:14,905
I wouldn't worry about it
642
00:44:14,938 --> 00:44:16,905
until there's something to worry
about,
643
00:44:16,938 --> 00:44:19,372
and right now I don't think you
have
anything to worry about.
644
00:44:20,372 --> 00:44:22,238
You about to tell me to
trust the mushrooms?
645
00:44:22,805 --> 00:44:25,072
No, but that's actually good
advice.
646
00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:27,705
All right, give me a minute.
647
00:44:27,738 --> 00:44:29,572
I gotta ship a couple of things.
648
00:45:01,172 --> 00:45:03,538
Really, man,
I wasn't even there that long.
649
00:45:04,205 --> 00:45:05,538
You want to get some coffee or
something?
650
00:45:06,205 --> 00:45:06,872
Yeah, that sounds good.
651
00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:08,538
Thanks, man.
652
00:45:08,572 --> 00:45:09,505
What else yo..
653
00:45:10,238 --> 00:45:11,238
Nothing, really.
654
00:45:11,838 --> 00:45:13,905
I was actually supposed
to swing by my buddy's house
655
00:45:13,938 --> 00:45:16,638
and pick something up, but he
just texted
me and said he's not home or
something.
656
00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:17,105
I don't know.
657
00:45:18,138 --> 00:45:19,338
You want to get fucked up?
658
00:45:19,638 --> 00:45:20,472
You know, I do.
659
00:45:20,505 --> 00:45:23,238
I really do, but um,
660
00:45:23,272 --> 00:45:24,405
I don't know, I feel good for
once.
661
00:45:24,438 --> 00:45:26,772
Maybe I should go into my work
week
without a hangover.
662
00:45:26,805 --> 00:45:30,072
See if the mushroom really do
solve all my fucking problems.
663
00:45:30,638 --> 00:45:32,605
It's probably a good idea.
664
00:45:32,638 --> 00:45:34,838
Let the mushrooms proceed
unfettered.
665
00:45:35,572 --> 00:45:37,505
You know I'll probably get high,
have a couple of beers.
666
00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:39,205
Ah, it's not a big deal.
667
00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:42,938
You don't think it's going to
get any worse, do you?
668
00:45:43,072 --> 00:45:43,672
What?
669
00:45:44,105 --> 00:45:45,572
Like the dreams and stuff?
670
00:45:46,205 --> 00:45:49,138
Nah, man. If anything, it's
going
to get better.
671
00:45:49,738 --> 00:45:53,172
Much, much better.
672
00:45:55,505 --> 00:45:56,872
The guy at work...
673
00:45:57,138 --> 00:45:58,472
The one who gave them to you,
did he take them?
674
00:46:00,505 --> 00:46:01,872
That's a good question.
675
00:46:02,638 --> 00:46:03,405
You know what?
676
00:46:03,438 --> 00:46:04,972
Just give it, like, three more
da..
677
00:46:05,072 --> 00:46:06,572
I think you're right there.
678
00:46:07,072 --> 00:46:07,938
Right where?
679
00:46:08,272 --> 00:46:10,072
Rght on the precipice.
680
00:46:10,405 --> 00:46:12,205
The precipice of what?
681
00:46:13,072 --> 00:46:14,172
Of...
682
00:46:14,205 --> 00:46:16,238
becoming and being.
683
00:46:29,805 --> 00:46:34,972
[Microdosing theme plays]
684
00:47:08,372 --> 00:47:10,405
[microwave beeps]
685
00:47:26,305 --> 00:47:28,372
Hey, what's shakin' butter bean?
You
wanna rip this bowl?
686
00:47:28,405 --> 00:47:30,172
Fuck you. Give me a second.
687
00:47:30,838 --> 00:47:31,705
What the hell you doing?
688
00:47:31,738 --> 00:47:32,772
Selling some stuff online.
689
00:47:32,805 --> 00:47:33,372
What kind of stuff?
690
00:47:33,405 --> 00:47:34,538
Man, we ain't got no..
691
00:47:34,572 --> 00:47:35,638
I have stuff.
692
00:47:35,938 --> 00:47:38,438
Sold a couple old records,
some comic books, t shirts.
693
00:47:38,638 --> 00:47:39,772
I didn't know you had any comic
books.
694
00:47:39,905 --> 00:47:41,605
Me neither. Found them in the
closet.
695
00:47:41,638 --> 00:47:42,905
Motherfucker those are mine!
696
00:47:42,938 --> 00:47:43,872
Oh, no wonder.
697
00:47:43,905 --> 00:47:45,438
Well, selling pretty good.
698
00:47:45,605 --> 00:47:47,405
Man, you piece of shit. What
else
you got for sale on there?
699
00:47:47,438 --> 00:47:48,072
Nothing really.
700
00:47:48,072 --> 00:47:49,472
Just like some socks or..
701
00:47:49,505 --> 00:47:50,938
Used basketball?
702
00:47:50,972 --> 00:47:51,638
Okay.
703
00:47:51,805 --> 00:47:54,638
Now, I see how you might take
this the..
704
00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:55,972
It's a fucking picture of me.
705
00:47:56,072 --> 00:47:57,138
Well, yeah but it's
not what it looks like.
706
00:47:57,238 --> 00:47:59,738
It looks like you want to sell
me
to some motherfucker o..
707
00:48:00,138 --> 00:48:02,172
Okay, well then, yeah, it's
exactly
what it looks like.
708
00:48:05,072 --> 00:48:06,072
Now come here.
709
00:48:06,705 --> 00:48:08,172
Not gonna hurt you.
710
00:48:09,338 --> 00:48:14,572
[Microdosing theme plays]
711
00:49:53,205 --> 00:49:54,905
Yeah, Larry, that's fine.
712
00:53:50,738 --> 00:53:51,605
Can I help you?
713
00:53:52,538 --> 00:53:53,605
I certainly hope so,
714
00:53:53,638 --> 00:53:55,305
I've traveled an awful
long way to see you.
715
00:53:56,238 --> 00:53:56,605
Oh, yeah?
716
00:53:56,638 --> 00:53:57,705
And why is t..
717
00:53:58,072 --> 00:53:59,338
You don't recognize me?
718
00:54:00,072 --> 00:54:01,338
No. Should I?
719
00:54:02,338 --> 00:54:04,405
I'm Agent Green?
720
00:54:05,705 --> 00:54:07,505
But I guess if you weren't
expecting me...
721
00:54:08,072 --> 00:54:10,105
No, I wasn't expecting you.
722
00:54:10,538 --> 00:54:11,605
I don't know who the fuck you
are.
723
00:54:11,638 --> 00:54:12,705
What do you want?
724
00:54:13,072 --> 00:54:15,338
You don't have a message from
me?
725
00:54:15,872 --> 00:54:17,638
Okay? It's time for you to go.
726
00:54:18,638 --> 00:54:20,905
So sorry to have bothered you.
727
00:54:20,938 --> 00:54:22,938
I'm sure you're a
728
00:54:23,105 --> 00:54:25,138
busy man.
729
00:54:26,072 --> 00:54:27,405
A well...
730
00:54:28,405 --> 00:54:29,572
oiled...
731
00:54:30,138 --> 00:54:31,738
machine, like yourself.
732
00:54:32,605 --> 00:54:34,238
What the fuck's that supposed to
mean?
733
00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:36,538
Can I ask just one question
before I go?
734
00:54:36,972 --> 00:54:38,205
Sure. What?
735
00:54:38,972 --> 00:54:40,172
Are you in control?
736
00:54:41,172 --> 00:54:42,105
What?
737
00:54:44,472 --> 00:54:46,372
You should take my card.
738
00:55:10,305 --> 00:55:11,772
[Therapist]
What would you like to talk
about today?
739
00:55:11,905 --> 00:55:13,738
I guess the mushrooms.
740
00:55:13,938 --> 00:55:15,772
You're still taking them?
741
00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:19,072
Have you had any more strange
dreams?
742
00:55:19,105 --> 00:55:21,172
Yeah.
743
00:55:21,538 --> 00:55:22,972
Would you like to tell me about
them?
744
00:55:23,538 --> 00:55:24,605
No.
745
00:55:25,838 --> 00:55:27,138
That's okay.
746
00:55:27,505 --> 00:55:30,072
You don't have to tell me about
them.
747
00:55:31,805 --> 00:55:35,138
Can you tell me why
you don't want to tell me about
them?
748
00:55:37,072 --> 00:55:38,172
They're too real.
749
00:55:39,338 --> 00:55:40,772
How do you know you're dreaming?
750
00:55:42,672 --> 00:55:43,772
I wake up.
751
00:55:44,372 --> 00:55:46,938
So they're pretty vivid dreams,
huh?
752
00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:49,238
Incredibly, vivid.
753
00:55:49,672 --> 00:55:50,638
And like
754
00:55:52,938 --> 00:55:55,472
I don't know, maybe sometimes I
wake up
and don't even realize I've
fallen asleep.
755
00:55:56,305 --> 00:55:57,638
What do you mean? Do you lose
time?
756
00:55:58,238 --> 00:55:59,238
I don't know if I lost time, but
757
00:56:01,172 --> 00:56:04,072
it's like when you wake up from
an unexpected nap, completely
disoriented.
758
00:56:04,105 --> 00:56:05,672
You don't know where
you are or what time it is.
759
00:56:06,605 --> 00:56:08,505
And then you start to remember.
760
00:56:10,572 --> 00:56:12,438
It's kind of been like that.
761
00:56:12,472 --> 00:56:14,705
And then with the dreams being
so vivid,
762
00:56:15,505 --> 00:56:17,138
it's just been scary.
763
00:56:19,805 --> 00:56:20,505
Okay.
764
00:56:21,538 --> 00:56:23,172
I want you to do two things.
765
00:56:23,472 --> 00:56:24,672
Okay? What do I have to do?
766
00:56:25,538 --> 00:56:28,072
First, I want you to stop
taking the mushrooms,
767
00:56:28,105 --> 00:56:29,505
see if the nightmares clear up.
768
00:56:31,772 --> 00:56:34,472
Okay? Okay, I can do that.
769
00:56:34,638 --> 00:56:36,072
And then I want you to
770
00:56:36,438 --> 00:56:38,872
write a note in your phone,
771
00:56:38,905 --> 00:56:41,172
writing it every 2 hours.
772
00:56:41,205 --> 00:56:44,705
Just set an alarm for every 2
hours
and then add to the note.
773
00:56:44,772 --> 00:56:46,672
And if you wake up
and you don't know where you
are,
774
00:56:46,705 --> 00:56:50,072
you just check the time
and see if you made all your
checks.
775
00:56:50,572 --> 00:56:51,305
Okay?
776
00:56:51,338 --> 00:56:52,072
Yeah, I can do that.
777
00:56:56,838 --> 00:56:59,272
I, I do want to talk to you
about the dreams
778
00:56:59,305 --> 00:57:00,138
a little bit.
779
00:57:04,205 --> 00:57:05,772
Okay, I'll try.
780
00:57:07,438 --> 00:57:10,405
Have you been confronted
with yourself in any of these
dreams?
781
00:57:11,638 --> 00:57:12,305
Yeah.
782
00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:13,905
How'd you know that?
783
00:57:14,972 --> 00:57:16,938
Are you familiar with Jung's
theory of
784
00:57:16,972 --> 00:57:18,238
The Shadow Self?
785
00:57:19,305 --> 00:57:20,072
No.
786
00:57:20,972 --> 00:57:22,838
Well, his theory is that
787
00:57:22,872 --> 00:57:25,905
the negative parts of our
personality
that we don't want to see
788
00:57:26,072 --> 00:57:30,405
we shove down into our
subconscious,
into the most primal parts of
our brain.
789
00:57:31,438 --> 00:57:33,538
So our fears, our anxieties,
790
00:57:34,738 --> 00:57:37,405
dark fantasies, greed,
791
00:57:38,072 --> 00:57:40,272
anything that we might see
as negative in another person.
792
00:57:40,872 --> 00:57:43,938
Only, if we don't confront these
feelings,
793
00:57:44,172 --> 00:57:46,938
we run the risk of falling
victim to them.
794
00:57:46,972 --> 00:57:50,905
So the idea is that we need to
integrate
these negative parts of our
personalities
795
00:57:50,938 --> 00:57:56,805
into ourselves and accept that
that anger,
sadness, fear, anxiety...
796
00:57:56,838 --> 00:57:58,972
These are all natural feelings.
797
00:57:59,072 --> 00:58:02,138
And once we learn to do that, we
can
address what's causing these
problems
798
00:58:02,572 --> 00:58:05,938
rather than feeling guilty
about having the feelings
799
00:58:05,972 --> 00:58:07,538
in the first place.
800
00:58:10,772 --> 00:58:12,538
So you think it's possible that
801
00:58:13,672 --> 00:58:14,305
these dreams are a
802
00:58:14,338 --> 00:58:18,438
manifestation of my shadow s..
803
00:58:18,905 --> 00:58:20,838
I'm saying that's a possibility.
Yeah.
804
00:58:21,972 --> 00:58:24,238
You can also start to write a
dream diary
805
00:58:24,738 --> 00:58:27,105
and we can talk about it
in your next session.
806
00:58:28,638 --> 00:58:29,638
Or not.
807
00:58:32,072 --> 00:58:34,705
I can tell these haven't
been pleasant experiences for
you
808
00:58:34,738 --> 00:58:37,405
and I don't want to make you
relive them
if you don't have to.
809
00:58:38,572 --> 00:58:40,605
But they're only dreams.
810
00:58:41,172 --> 00:58:42,772
And even if they are
hallucinations
811
00:58:42,805 --> 00:58:45,172
and I understand that
those can be very frightening.
812
00:58:45,938 --> 00:58:48,572
But when you understand
that these feelings and these
images
813
00:58:48,605 --> 00:58:51,105
are only in your mind,
you can confront them
814
00:58:51,772 --> 00:58:53,938
the same way you can learn to
confront
your anxiety.
815
00:58:54,938 --> 00:58:57,938
You tell yourself, yes,
I am feeling anxious.
816
00:58:58,272 --> 00:59:01,538
Yes, I am feeling scared, and
that's okay.
817
00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:03,972
It's okay to have these
feelings.
818
00:59:04,072 --> 00:59:05,072
They will pass.
819
00:59:07,338 --> 00:59:09,372
Our bodies have these
triggers for a reason.
820
00:59:09,472 --> 00:59:14,572
And when we learn to accept the
symptoms,
you can address what causes them
821
00:59:14,605 --> 00:59:17,772
and you can tell yourself
these things aren't going to
hurt you,
822
00:59:18,505 --> 00:59:20,505
you aren't in immediate danger,
823
00:59:21,972 --> 00:59:24,605
and you can start to live with
the anxiety
and hopefully the nightmares
824
00:59:24,638 --> 00:59:26,205
will go away as well.
825
00:59:29,472 --> 00:59:31,938
Well, that all sounds great in
theory.
826
00:59:33,738 --> 00:59:35,872
I understand
it sounds like a lot of homework
827
00:59:36,438 --> 00:59:38,805
and you don't have to do it all
at once.
828
00:59:38,838 --> 00:59:41,172
First, I just want you to stop
taking the mushrooms.
829
00:59:41,205 --> 00:59:42,872
Do you think you can at least do
that?
830
00:59:44,405 --> 00:59:46,138
I think I could probably do
that.
831
01:00:17,105 --> 01:00:24,638
[knocking at door]
832
01:00:26,172 --> 01:00:27,538
You know, you can get the door.
833
01:00:27,572 --> 01:00:29,172
Yeah, you know you can get the
door.
834
01:00:29,205 --> 01:00:31,438
- Yeah, but I'm doing something.
- Oh, and I'm not?
835
01:00:31,472 --> 01:00:33,505
You're watching TV and
you're right by the door.
836
01:00:33,538 --> 01:00:35,172
I'm watching a movie.
837
01:00:35,205 --> 01:00:37,572
And so what? It's not for me
anyway.
838
01:00:37,605 --> 01:00:39,572
Well I guess you didn't order
food,
so you know it's not for you.
839
01:00:39,738 --> 01:00:40,672
Exactly.
840
01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:43,772
God damn motherfucker can't open
the
godamn door ..
841
01:00:45,972 --> 01:00:48,305
Do you have a moment
to talk about Corn God?
842
01:00:49,472 --> 01:00:50,605
I don't.
843
01:00:51,372 --> 01:00:53,638
He's not any worse for you
than normal God.
844
01:00:54,805 --> 01:00:55,772
Sorry. I got to go.
845
01:00:56,538 --> 01:01:00,538
Just because faith in him is
processed
differently doesn't mean your
soul reacts
846
01:01:00,572 --> 01:01:01,905
any differently to him.
847
01:01:02,072 --> 01:01:03,072
No, thanks, man.
848
01:01:06,172 --> 01:01:07,505
Told you it wasn't for me.
849
01:01:07,538 --> 01:01:08,538
I don't even like corn.
850
01:01:08,705 --> 01:01:09,972
Yes, you do.
851
01:01:10,205 --> 01:01:11,272
Yeah, I do.
852
01:01:11,338 --> 01:01:12,072
Fat fuck.
853
01:01:13,938 --> 01:01:16,972
[Porker]
Hey, that Agent Green sure
854
01:01:17,072 --> 01:01:19,472
Who likes to keep his chassis
clean.
855
01:01:19,505 --> 01:01:21,105
It's a clean machine.
856
01:01:21,972 --> 01:01:23,072
[Roundy]
Yeah, that's what I read.
857
01:01:27,405 --> 01:01:29,572
[Porker]
You think he's ready?
858
01:01:29,705 --> 01:01:31,772
It's our job to make him ready.
859
01:01:37,072 --> 01:01:39,872
["TikTaalik" by Arrange For Use
plays]
860
01:02:05,238 --> 01:02:08,072
[alarm chimes]
861
01:02:42,605 --> 01:02:43,605
[Terry the Tumor]
Hey, buddy.
862
01:02:44,472 --> 01:02:45,672
What the fuck are you?
863
01:02:47,438 --> 01:02:48,572
I'm a teratoma.
864
01:02:48,938 --> 01:02:50,305
Like, a tumor with hair and
teeth.
865
01:02:50,338 --> 01:02:51,572
Yeah.
866
01:02:51,605 --> 01:02:54,272
And eyes, and a mouth, and vocal
cords?
867
01:02:54,305 --> 01:02:56,172
Come on. That's fucking
ludicrous.
868
01:02:56,205 --> 01:02:57,938
Then what am I?
869
01:02:58,772 --> 01:02:59,772
Well, you can't be real.
870
01:03:00,972 --> 01:03:03,338
So you're either a dream
or a hallucination.
871
01:03:04,172 --> 01:03:05,672
So you think this is a dream?
872
01:03:06,172 --> 01:03:07,205
It would have to be.
873
01:03:07,372 --> 01:03:09,338
Okay, then change something.
874
01:03:10,172 --> 01:03:11,472
All right. Like what?
875
01:03:11,738 --> 01:03:12,638
I don't know.
876
01:03:12,905 --> 01:03:14,505
Make me go away.
877
01:03:15,205 --> 01:03:16,472
Okay. Um...
878
01:03:17,072 --> 01:03:18,272
I don't believe in you.
879
01:03:18,305 --> 01:03:20,772
You're just a fucking figment
of my imagination.
880
01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:22,938
Go away.
881
01:03:25,672 --> 01:03:27,238
Am I still here?
882
01:03:27,605 --> 01:03:28,472
Yeah.
883
01:03:28,938 --> 01:03:30,138
Why won't you believe me?
884
01:03:30,572 --> 01:03:32,738
Because you're a figment
of my imagination.
885
01:03:33,305 --> 01:03:33,838
Okay, fine.
886
01:03:33,872 --> 01:03:35,205
You're a tumor.
887
01:03:37,638 --> 01:03:38,738
Why are you sentient?
888
01:03:38,772 --> 01:03:40,905
Are you an old twin that I
absorbed?
889
01:03:41,405 --> 01:03:43,838
Let's say I'm not what I say I
am.
890
01:03:43,872 --> 01:03:44,872
Then what am I?
891
01:03:45,505 --> 01:03:45,838
I don't know.
892
01:03:45,872 --> 01:03:47,405
Some kind of
893
01:03:48,705 --> 01:03:51,972
mix of, like, a distorted view
of myself
894
01:03:52,472 --> 01:03:56,605
and, like, a depiction of my
messed up
guts and stuff,
895
01:03:56,638 --> 01:03:57,805
because of how shitty I eat.
896
01:03:58,072 --> 01:04:03,072
Okay, so you think I'm some sort
of manifestation of your poor
health
897
01:04:04,138 --> 01:04:06,605
in a dream or a hallucination?
898
01:04:07,405 --> 01:04:08,705
Yeah.
899
01:04:08,738 --> 01:04:12,138
Yeah,
I think that's part of what you
are.
900
01:04:15,938 --> 01:04:16,605
Why?
901
01:04:18,105 --> 01:04:19,605
What do you think you are?
902
01:04:19,638 --> 01:04:21,705
Why would you ask me?
903
01:04:21,738 --> 01:04:24,272
What information can I possibly
have
904
01:04:25,705 --> 01:04:27,972
if I'm just a figment of your
imagination?
905
01:04:28,772 --> 01:04:31,238
Okay.
906
01:04:31,272 --> 01:04:33,738
Let's say you're not a
figment of my imagination.
907
01:04:35,072 --> 01:04:36,505
What would you think you are?
908
01:04:37,072 --> 01:04:39,638
If I wasn't a figment of your
imagination?
909
01:04:39,672 --> 01:04:41,705
Well. Well, I don't know.
910
01:04:42,638 --> 01:04:44,238
I guess I could be a lot of
things.
911
01:04:44,272 --> 01:04:48,105
Like you said, I could be a
manifestation
of your stress and anxiety.
912
01:04:48,138 --> 01:04:50,205
Mounting health problems.
913
01:04:50,238 --> 01:04:51,772
It's possible.
914
01:04:52,405 --> 01:04:55,638
I could be an alien spore
growing inside of you that you
pulled out.
915
01:04:55,938 --> 01:04:58,572
Like an Invasion of the Body
Snatchers type thing.
916
01:04:58,605 --> 01:05:00,272
Yeah.
917
01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:01,605
Is that what you think you are?
918
01:05:02,238 --> 01:05:02,938
No.
919
01:05:03,205 --> 01:05:04,338
And what do you
think you are?
920
01:05:04,438 --> 01:05:05,238
I don't know.
921
01:05:06,272 --> 01:05:06,805
I just know
922
01:05:06,838 --> 01:05:10,172
you pulled me out of..
923
01:05:10,672 --> 01:05:15,305
So I might be a dream or
hallucination
from the mushrooms, from your
poor health,
924
01:05:15,572 --> 01:05:18,638
lack of fresh air,
all the pollutants and toxins in
the air.
925
01:05:20,172 --> 01:05:21,172
So what are you implying?
926
01:05:21,205 --> 01:05:23,438
That since I've been working at
home
all this f..
927
01:05:23,472 --> 01:05:25,072
there's chemicals in here
that are making me sick.
928
01:05:25,105 --> 01:05:26,105
Is that what you're saying?
929
01:05:26,272 --> 01:05:28,272
No, I'm not saying that.
930
01:05:28,305 --> 01:05:30,505
I'm just saying, don't blame the
mushrooms
931
01:05:30,772 --> 01:05:33,938
I'm just saying, there are other
things
that might possibly be in play.
932
01:05:34,805 --> 01:05:36,172
I think that's a fucking
stretch.
933
01:05:36,972 --> 01:05:37,838
Maybe.
934
01:05:38,672 --> 01:05:39,072
Yeah.
935
01:05:39,105 --> 01:05:41,572
Did you know..
936
01:05:42,305 --> 01:05:43,638
Did you know that?
937
01:05:44,105 --> 01:05:44,838
No.
938
01:05:44,872 --> 01:05:47,072
Lke when people huff paint?
939
01:05:47,105 --> 01:05:50,372
Well, imagine inhaling that same
stuff
little by little
940
01:05:50,538 --> 01:05:52,472
over a long period of time.
941
01:05:52,505 --> 01:05:54,272
Imagine the long term effects.
942
01:05:55,572 --> 01:05:56,438
So what are you saying?
943
01:05:56,472 --> 01:05:58,372
That you're some kind of acetone
halluc..
944
01:05:58,405 --> 01:06:00,072
No I'm not saying that.
945
01:06:00,105 --> 01:06:01,472
I'm not saying that at all.
946
01:06:01,505 --> 01:06:04,838
I'm just saying, ask Kel, ask
Ivan.
947
01:06:05,272 --> 01:06:08,505
Did they have these fucked up
dreams
when they took the mushrooms?
948
01:06:08,605 --> 01:06:10,672
So what? just because nothing
happened
to them doesn't mean shit.
949
01:06:10,838 --> 01:06:11,905
What about bad trips?
950
01:06:11,938 --> 01:06:14,472
What if I have
some kind of undiagnosed mental
di..
951
01:06:14,505 --> 01:06:17,338
You know, maybe I'm bipolar or
maybe have
early signs of schizophrenia.
952
01:06:17,805 --> 01:06:19,072
There you go.
953
01:06:19,072 --> 01:06:21,738
Why are you blaming it on the
mushrooms
when you have schi..
954
01:06:22,705 --> 01:06:25,672
I'm not saying I have
schizophrenia, I'm
just saying different things
affect
955
01:06:25,705 --> 01:06:27,072
people differently.
956
01:06:27,072 --> 01:06:28,872
So let's say it's
not the fucking mushrooms.
957
01:06:28,905 --> 01:06:30,238
Okay, you know how I can find
out?
958
01:06:30,272 --> 01:06:30,772
Just stop taking them.
959
01:06:31,172 --> 01:06:32,172
Okay.
960
01:06:33,338 --> 01:06:34,405
Is that what you're going to do?
961
01:06:35,505 --> 01:06:36,305
I don't know.
962
01:06:36,772 --> 01:06:38,972
First, I have to wake up from
this fucking dream.
963
01:06:40,672 --> 01:06:42,338
Okay, I'll tell you what,
964
01:06:42,372 --> 01:06:45,105
why don't you just leave this
bathroom
and see if it's a dream?
965
01:06:45,572 --> 01:06:47,972
Just go about your day
and see if I'm real.
966
01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:49,938
You tell me when you wake up.
967
01:06:50,372 --> 01:06:51,072
Yeah.
968
01:06:51,938 --> 01:06:52,472
That is what I'm going to do.
969
01:06:52,505 --> 01:06:53,972
Don't try to fucking..
970
01:06:54,772 --> 01:06:57,305
I'm gonna wake up as soon as I
walk out
of this fucking bathroom.
971
01:06:57,738 --> 01:06:59,705
I'm gonna walk out of here,
some other kind of weird shit's
972
01:06:59,738 --> 01:07:00,805
going to fucking happen.
973
01:07:02,705 --> 01:07:04,172
See you are a fucking dream.
974
01:07:04,205 --> 01:07:06,472
Just trying to give me
the fucking runaround.
975
01:07:08,638 --> 01:07:09,772
You don't scare me.
976
01:08:20,738 --> 01:08:21,638
[phone vibrates]
977
01:08:26,138 --> 01:08:26,938
Hey, what's up?
978
01:08:27,072 --> 01:08:27,905
[Ivan]
-Nothing.
979
01:08:28,405 --> 01:08:29,205
It's been a couple of days.
980
01:08:29,238 --> 01:08:29,938
What's going on?
981
01:08:33,538 --> 01:08:34,905
Does everything look drawn to
you?
982
01:08:36,838 --> 01:08:37,438
What?
983
01:08:38,372 --> 01:08:39,538
Nothing.
984
01:08:42,072 --> 01:08:42,738
So what's up, man?
985
01:08:43,072 --> 01:08:44,405
You've been all fucked up or
what?
986
01:08:44,838 --> 01:08:45,472
Yeah.
987
01:08:45,572 --> 01:08:46,705
Fucked up how?
988
01:08:46,805 --> 01:08:48,805
Like, going out of my mind.
989
01:08:50,072 --> 01:08:52,305
Are your dreams creeping into
your waking life?
990
01:08:52,972 --> 01:08:53,672
Yeah.
991
01:08:54,472 --> 01:08:55,605
Is that supposed to happen?
992
01:08:56,272 --> 01:08:59,538
I don't know about supposed to,
but,
yeah, it happened with me
993
01:08:59,572 --> 01:09:00,638
the first few days.
994
01:09:00,805 --> 01:09:01,705
Why would you say
there is no side effects?
995
01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:03,805
Because I wouldn't call that
a side effect.
996
01:09:03,838 --> 01:09:06,572
That's more like the primary
effect.
997
01:09:07,072 --> 01:09:09,305
You said nothing fucking weird
happened to you.
998
01:09:09,738 --> 01:09:11,272
I didn't want to scare you.
999
01:09:11,405 --> 01:09:13,372
I thought if I was microdosing,
I wasn't supposed to feel any of
1000
01:09:13,405 --> 01:09:14,738
the hallucinogenic effects.
1001
01:09:15,405 --> 01:09:16,405
I didn't say that.
1002
01:09:16,438 --> 01:09:17,672
Yeah, but everything I've read.
1003
01:09:17,705 --> 01:09:20,072
Yeah, but everything you read
has been about psilocybin.
1004
01:09:20,072 --> 01:09:21,938
You said these are pretty much
the same thing.
1005
01:09:22,238 --> 01:09:23,638
Yeah, basically.
1006
01:09:23,672 --> 01:09:27,705
I mean, they're both
hallucinogenic
mushrooms, so technically that
is..
1007
01:09:28,305 --> 01:09:28,972
Well, fuck you, man.
1008
01:09:29,072 --> 01:09:30,072
I'm not taking them anymore.
1009
01:09:30,172 --> 01:09:31,072
It'll pass.
1010
01:09:31,072 --> 01:09:32,972
No. Fuck that. Kel said the same
thing.
1011
01:09:34,272 --> 01:09:36,338
Ah yes, Kel.
1012
01:09:36,772 --> 01:09:37,972
Yeah, he took them too.
1013
01:09:38,072 --> 01:09:38,938
And he didn't warn me either.
1014
01:09:39,138 --> 01:09:41,105
Because there's nothing to warn
you about.
1015
01:09:41,138 --> 01:09:43,138
You're not going insane.
1016
01:09:43,172 --> 01:09:45,272
As a matter of fact, I think
you're going
1017
01:09:45,305 --> 01:09:48,305
to find that you are
considerably
more sane after this ordeal.
1018
01:09:48,405 --> 01:09:49,638
So you're still taking the
mushrooms?
1019
01:09:49,805 --> 01:09:52,505
Me? No, no, I don't need them
any more.
1020
01:09:52,538 --> 01:09:53,572
I feel great without them.
1021
01:09:54,205 --> 01:09:56,305
And you're not hallucinating
right now?
1022
01:09:56,605 --> 01:09:59,172
Dude, my mind is as clear
as it's ever been.
1023
01:09:59,205 --> 01:10:01,805
You know, there's a joke to be
made there,
but regardless,
1024
01:10:02,172 --> 01:10:04,205
I don't think I can do this
anymore.
1025
01:10:04,238 --> 01:10:06,038
Think about it this way.
1026
01:10:06,072 --> 01:10:09,205
Let me tell you, when you're
experiencing.
When you sleep,
1027
01:10:09,572 --> 01:10:11,205
your brain
is running through all this shit
1028
01:10:11,238 --> 01:10:12,872
that happened to you
throughout the day, right?
1029
01:10:12,905 --> 01:10:15,605
Your dreams kind of filter
that stuff, help you work
1030
01:10:15,638 --> 01:10:18,005
through traumatic events,
fears, things like that.
1031
01:10:18,772 --> 01:10:20,505
What's happening here
1032
01:10:20,538 --> 01:10:23,505
is you're actually being
confronted
with your dreams in your waking
life.
1033
01:10:23,972 --> 01:10:28,472
And yeah, it's vivid,
it's intense, but it's still
just a dream.
1034
01:10:30,105 --> 01:10:30,905
Think about
1035
01:10:30,938 --> 01:10:34,738
yogis and Taoist monks
that meditate ..
1036
01:10:35,872 --> 01:10:39,272
They're reaching a level of
focus and
concentration that's akin to
sleep.
1037
01:10:40,038 --> 01:10:42,205
They're entering a dream state
while awake.
1038
01:10:43,772 --> 01:10:47,238
You're basically receiving
supercharged enlightenment.
1039
01:10:47,272 --> 01:10:49,872
And yeah,
I understand how that can be
scary,
1040
01:10:50,672 --> 01:10:53,838
but you just got to keep it
in perspective.
1041
01:10:53,872 --> 01:10:55,772
It's all in your mind.
1042
01:10:55,805 --> 01:10:57,005
It's not real.
1043
01:10:57,605 --> 01:10:58,905
It's too real.
1044
01:10:58,938 --> 01:11:01,072
I'm not ready for fucking
enlightenment.
1045
01:11:01,472 --> 01:11:02,338
Hey, few are.
1046
01:11:03,138 --> 01:11:03,938
But what are you going to do?
1047
01:11:05,138 --> 01:11:06,905
How long will they be in my
system?
1048
01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:08,638
I don't know.
1049
01:11:09,072 --> 01:11:11,605
But I'm telling you, you're
almost there.
1050
01:11:12,938 --> 01:11:14,872
I don't think I can do this
anymore.
1051
01:11:14,905 --> 01:11:16,205
Do you want my advice?
1052
01:11:16,238 --> 01:11:17,272
Not really.
1053
01:11:17,572 --> 01:11:22,072
[dialog becomes white noise]
1054
01:11:59,705 --> 01:12:01,438
Can you help me?
1055
01:12:03,772 --> 01:12:05,538
["If Drinking Too Much Means I
Love You"
by The Wanderers plays on radio]
1056
01:12:57,238 --> 01:12:57,872
[Agent Green]
-Is it done?
1057
01:12:59,538 --> 01:13:00,672
Excuse me?
1058
01:13:01,338 --> 01:13:02,305
Do you remember me?
1059
01:13:02,738 --> 01:13:04,638
Yeah. You're that weird fucking
guy.
1060
01:13:04,672 --> 01:13:06,172
Get the fuck away from me.
1061
01:13:07,872 --> 01:13:10,305
W-E-R-138.
1062
01:13:10,505 --> 01:13:12,072
C-R-M-114.
1063
01:13:12,438 --> 01:13:13,872
Listen, man, I don't know
who the fuck you are
1064
01:13:13,905 --> 01:13:14,972
and I don't know what the fuck
you want,
1065
01:13:15,272 --> 01:13:17,205
But if you say one more stupid
fucking code I'm gonna
1066
01:13:17,238 --> 01:13:18,138
punch you in the other eye.
1067
01:13:20,572 --> 01:13:23,072
There he is...
1068
01:13:23,705 --> 01:13:27,438
There's that VIGOR.
1069
01:13:27,538 --> 01:13:31,372
Listen, man, if you don't
fucking leave,
I'm going to make you leave.
1070
01:13:38,572 --> 01:13:39,872
As you wish.
1071
01:13:42,872 --> 01:13:43,138
Oh, yeah,
1072
01:13:43,172 --> 01:13:44,505
and ..
1073
01:13:58,372 --> 01:14:00,938
It's not real.
1074
01:14:03,805 --> 01:14:06,438
It's not real.
1075
01:14:08,838 --> 01:14:10,772
It's not real.
1076
01:14:11,938 --> 01:14:14,072
[Terry the tumor]
-What's not real?
1077
01:14:14,838 --> 01:14:16,972
You. You're not real.
1078
01:14:17,905 --> 01:14:19,338
Did you ever wake up?
1079
01:14:19,905 --> 01:14:20,938
No.
1080
01:14:21,638 --> 01:14:23,872
See, that's because you were
never asleep.
1081
01:14:23,905 --> 01:14:27,705
Or, well, you're currently
experiencing
an irregular sleep pattern.
1082
01:14:28,972 --> 01:14:30,505
That's kind of what my brother
said.
1083
01:14:31,505 --> 01:14:32,638
Well, he's right.
1084
01:14:33,572 --> 01:14:34,538
Great.
1085
01:14:34,572 --> 01:14:35,638
So when is that going to stop?
1086
01:14:36,605 --> 01:14:37,472
When I learn to embrace
1087
01:14:37,505 --> 01:14:40,072
my shadow self and reach
enlightenment?
1088
01:14:41,272 --> 01:14:41,972
What?
1089
01:14:42,905 --> 01:14:45,272
My brother said,
the mushrooms are basically
supercharging
1090
01:14:45,305 --> 01:14:48,638
my subconscious and bringing me
face
to face with my anxieties.
1091
01:14:50,672 --> 01:14:52,172
Is that what he said?
1092
01:14:53,205 --> 01:14:54,738
That's...
1093
01:14:55,672 --> 01:14:56,438
interesting.
1094
01:14:57,405 --> 01:14:58,738
You don't think that's what's
happening?
1095
01:15:01,538 --> 01:15:03,538
I shouldn't be saying this,
1096
01:15:03,572 --> 01:15:05,405
but it's the mushrooms.
1097
01:15:06,072 --> 01:15:07,472
They're not right.
1098
01:15:07,672 --> 01:15:09,138
The spores are starting to
fester
1099
01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:10,205
in your brain.
1100
01:15:11,372 --> 01:15:12,205
What?
1101
01:15:12,938 --> 01:15:16,072
They've started growing and
burrowing
into your temporal parietal
junction.
1102
01:15:16,405 --> 01:15:18,405
You're stuck
between your sleep cycles to a
point
1103
01:15:18,438 --> 01:15:21,072
where you don't even notice
when you're falling asleep and
waking up.
1104
01:15:21,438 --> 01:15:23,805
I bet you haven't even realized
how much time you've lost.
1105
01:15:24,105 --> 01:15:27,105
I'm surprised you're not in
a crippling state of dread and
confusion.
1106
01:15:27,405 --> 01:15:28,872
I am.
1107
01:15:28,905 --> 01:15:30,205
I'm just trying to convince
myself
1108
01:15:30,238 --> 01:15:33,138
that, it's all in my mind
and that it's going to go away.
1109
01:15:34,072 --> 01:15:38,238
Well, it is in your mind,
but it's not going to go away.
1110
01:15:38,838 --> 01:15:41,072
Why should I suddenly believe
anything that you're saying?
1111
01:15:42,472 --> 01:15:44,872
Because I came from your brain,
1112
01:15:44,905 --> 01:15:47,738
and that's
what I think is going on in
there.
1113
01:15:47,905 --> 01:15:49,872
Well, then,
why didn't you saying this
before?
1114
01:15:50,672 --> 01:15:52,105
I had time to think about it
after we talked.
1115
01:15:52,305 --> 01:15:53,072
So if all of this is
1116
01:15:53,105 --> 01:15:53,838
caused by the fungus,
1117
01:15:53,872 --> 01:15:55,305
then what are you?
1118
01:15:56,438 --> 01:15:57,738
I think I'm you.
1119
01:15:58,805 --> 01:16:00,605
Maybe what's left of you.
1120
01:16:00,838 --> 01:16:01,905
So what now?
1121
01:16:02,572 --> 01:16:03,405
I don't know.
1122
01:16:11,772 --> 01:16:13,405
So I'm definitely dreaming right
now.
1123
01:16:14,438 --> 01:16:19,338
I wouldn't say you're definitely
anything.
And I wouldn't say that
1124
01:16:19,372 --> 01:16:21,938
I'm definitely anything either.
1125
01:16:22,072 --> 01:16:23,838
Well, what am I supposed to do?
1126
01:16:24,538 --> 01:16:26,072
I don't know, man.
1127
01:16:26,305 --> 01:16:28,672
I think we just got to face
what's coming.
1128
01:16:29,205 --> 01:16:30,705
And what do you think that is?
1129
01:16:31,538 --> 01:16:34,872
I think you need to go down the
hall
1130
01:16:34,972 --> 01:16:37,872
and find out.
1131
01:17:25,738 --> 01:17:27,972
Okay, this is a pretty good one.
1132
01:17:28,872 --> 01:17:30,238
Welcome to Cops Stop Donut shop.
1133
01:17:30,272 --> 01:17:32,072
Where the cops come to shop
and the donuts never stop.
1134
01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:33,072
How can I help you?
1135
01:17:34,138 --> 01:17:35,805
Uh...
1136
01:17:36,072 --> 01:17:38,672
Hey, isn't this that dumb bald
motherfucker that's always
watching us?
1137
01:17:39,705 --> 01:17:40,305
What?
1138
01:17:40,438 --> 01:17:41,672
Hey, yeah.
1139
01:17:41,705 --> 01:17:42,872
I guess it is.
1140
01:17:42,905 --> 01:17:43,772
What do you know?
1141
01:17:44,105 --> 01:17:45,972
Am I in the cartoon?
1142
01:17:46,072 --> 01:17:47,238
What the fuck are you talking
about?
1143
01:17:47,738 --> 01:17:50,572
Like, did I somehow get sucked
into
the Porker and Roundy Show?
1144
01:17:52,872 --> 01:17:55,138
Um... Mr. D?
1145
01:17:55,972 --> 01:17:57,072
What the fuck is it?
1146
01:17:57,505 --> 01:18:00,472
That weird ass homeless guy
that's
always staring at us is talking
all ..
1147
01:18:01,505 --> 01:18:03,805
Sir. I'm going to have
to ask you to leave.
1148
01:18:04,772 --> 01:18:06,072
This isn't real.
1149
01:18:06,138 --> 01:18:07,072
This is just a cartoon.
1150
01:18:07,072 --> 01:18:08,638
I'm not supposed to be here.
This is just..
1151
01:18:09,405 --> 01:18:12,072
If you know it's a dream, why
don't you change something?
1152
01:18:12,205 --> 01:18:13,205
Like what?
1153
01:18:13,238 --> 01:18:13,938
Anything.
1154
01:18:13,972 --> 01:18:16,572
Stop Mr. Destructopopolis from
..
1155
01:18:16,705 --> 01:18:17,605
Okay.
1156
01:18:19,772 --> 01:18:20,572
Did it work?
1157
01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:22,905
Nope.
1158
01:18:26,538 --> 01:18:27,472
How are you feeling?
1159
01:18:27,705 --> 01:18:29,472
That's a difficult question to
answer.
1160
01:18:29,905 --> 01:18:31,538
Have you stopped
taking the mushrooms?
1161
01:18:31,905 --> 01:18:32,972
Yes.
1162
01:18:33,072 --> 01:18:33,905
I think it was too late.
1163
01:18:35,138 --> 01:18:36,338
What do you mean by that?
1164
01:18:36,672 --> 01:18:37,338
Yeah.
1165
01:18:37,438 --> 01:18:38,238
What do you mean by that?
1166
01:18:38,538 --> 01:18:40,172
Who let you out the house?
1167
01:18:40,305 --> 01:18:41,438
-What was that?
1168
01:18:41,805 --> 01:18:42,805
What?
1169
01:18:42,838 --> 01:18:43,838
You said something.
1170
01:18:44,338 --> 01:18:44,605
What?
1171
01:18:44,805 --> 01:18:45,838
You said somet..
1172
01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:47,072
I think I'm okay.
1173
01:18:47,672 --> 01:18:48,405
What?
1174
01:18:48,738 --> 01:18:49,405
I think I'm okay.
1175
01:18:49,805 --> 01:18:50,672
You think you're okay?
1176
01:18:51,472 --> 01:18:52,338
Yeah.
1177
01:18:52,538 --> 01:18:54,105
Have you tried looking in the
mirror?
1178
01:19:10,672 --> 01:19:17,538
[Microdosing theme plays]
1179
01:19:53,305 --> 01:19:56,638
[flames crackling]
1180
01:20:37,538 --> 01:20:39,638
It sent me on a trip
that I can only describe as
1181
01:20:40,138 --> 01:20:41,638
pants-shittingly terrifying.
1182
01:20:41,672 --> 01:20:43,572
Is uh, Is that a medical term?
1183
01:20:43,872 --> 01:20:45,638
It means something.
1184
01:20:45,672 --> 01:20:48,072
But not everything has to mean
something.
1185
01:20:49,272 --> 01:20:50,772
What about your fucking story?
1186
01:20:54,005 --> 01:20:57,038
I wouldn't say it takes anybody
to the
dark depths of their minds as
much--
1187
01:20:57,305 --> 01:21:00,138
No, I admit, it was scary at
first,
1188
01:21:00,172 --> 01:21:00,938
but now it's like I'm a whole
new man.
1189
01:21:02,072 --> 01:21:04,072
So I say, take the mushrooms.
1190
01:21:04,072 --> 01:21:05,672
Trust the mushrooms.
1191
01:21:06,405 --> 01:21:07,505
Be the Mushrooms.
1192
01:21:07,838 --> 01:21:10,505
["Grand Well" by Push to Shove
plays]
1193
01:23:54,505 --> 01:23:56,972
[Burps and belches]
Rolling, rolling, rolling...
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