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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:35,687 [phone ringing, vibrating] 2 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:42,607 [snoring, grunting] 3 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:45,045 - [Adam] Hello? - [Allison] Adam? 4 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:48,526 - Allison? - [Allison] Hey! 5 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:52,052 What are you doing, dummy? 6 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:55,098 [Allison] I'm, uh, I'm getting married. 7 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,972 - You're getting what? - [Allison] Uh, married. 8 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,890 [Allison] Adam? 9 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:09,199 - [Allison] Did I lose you? - Uh... 10 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:10,809 [Allison] I mean is this too weird? 11 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:13,464 It's not too weird, it's not weird, it's fine. It's good, 12 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:15,553 it's good. I mean, it's a little weird, but, you know, 13 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:18,165 - I'm okay. Uh, wow. Whoa. - [Allison] And I want you to be 14 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:19,949 there if you want to come. 15 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:22,299 I'd like you to come to the rehearsal dinner -- 16 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:23,605 I don't know about coming to the 17 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:26,216 rehearsal dinner, that might be a little weird. 18 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:29,611 [Allison] That might be a little weird, but, you know I'm, 19 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:33,876 I'm gonna be at your wedding so you have to come to mine. 20 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,399 Right. Yeah. 21 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:38,402 [Allison] Look, I don't want you to hate me. 22 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:40,535 I don't, I don't hate you. 23 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:43,277 [Allison] Well then, come to my wedding. Like I said I'm going 24 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,843 - [Allison] to come to yours. - Okay. 25 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:46,323 [Allison] When it happens. 26 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:49,239 I'm, yeah, I'd like to be there. 27 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:50,545 [Allison] Really? 28 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:51,633 Mhm. 29 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:53,156 [Allison] That's great. 30 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,593 Oh my god, you haven't even met him. 31 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:58,030 I did meet him actually. 32 00:01:58,074 --> 00:01:59,423 [Allison] Wait you met him? 33 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:02,252 Yeah I met him last year at that Christmas thing at 34 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,688 your sister's house. 35 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:06,474 [Allison] Right yeah I forgot that you, 36 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:09,216 yeah you, he's a nice guy. 37 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,782 What was that? 38 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:12,567 [Allison] He, he's really, a really nice guy, 39 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,656 you, you're gonna like him. 40 00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:20,314 He seems great. 41 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:21,793 [Allison] Yeah okay. 42 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:26,146 No no no, I'm serious, I mean that. He, he seems good. 43 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:30,889 [Allison] I mean, he, he's good, he's a good guy. 44 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:36,199 I, I just don't want you to feel... 45 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:38,332 - Feel what? - [Allison] I don't know. I 46 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:43,337 don't know. Never mind. I'm glad you're coming. 47 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:44,729 Me too. 48 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:46,557 [Allison] Are you sure you're okay? 49 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:49,473 [distorted music] 50 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,825 Whoa. 51 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:58,090 [Sensual music] 52 00:02:58,134 --> 00:03:01,355 [laughter] 53 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:06,186 - That's so funny! - [Man] Really great. 54 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,275 Who's the editor? 55 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:10,190 Who's the editor? 56 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:13,497 Oh, hi, oh, what? 57 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,325 Oh, what, what is it? 58 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:16,979 Edmonton? 59 00:03:17,022 --> 00:03:19,242 - Adam. - Adam, great stuff! 60 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:23,246 I've got my eye on you. I love the choice of music. 61 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:26,858 Oh that, actually that wasn't my choice. 62 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:28,556 Oh yeah that was, that was mine. 63 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:31,559 Oh, so you're the genius. 64 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:32,864 - Great job, Alan. - Thanks man. 65 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:34,910 - [Woman] Great job Alan. - Thank you. 66 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:36,216 [Orson] Great job. 67 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:39,001 How's our mannequin bird segment coming along? 68 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:41,699 It's, I'm still cutting it, looking good but it's not 69 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:44,006 quite done yet, a little bit... 70 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:47,879 Don't dick me around, guy. 71 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,968 We're on a strict deadline. 72 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:54,582 Nature Talks with Orson Schwartzman waits for no man. 73 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:56,453 Yes Mr. Schwartzman. 74 00:03:57,759 --> 00:04:01,371 When nature talks, you listen. 75 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:03,199 - Okay. - Are you listening? 76 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:08,857 Um, yes. 77 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,293 Good. 78 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:14,645 - Hey! - Hey. 79 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:17,605 Wanna get fucked up tonight? 80 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:20,651 Ah, I can't, I got, I got stuff to do. 81 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:22,566 Oh, what kind of stuff? 82 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:27,136 It's like, errands and, and dinner, and... 83 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:33,185 You okay? 84 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:35,666 What? Yeah. 85 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,929 - Yeah? - Yeah! 86 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:40,018 Okay! 87 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:43,152 That was believable. Good! 88 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:44,284 See you later. 89 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:46,982 The male red capped mannequin bird. 90 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,462 Mannequin of course derives from the Dutch 91 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:50,420 word meaning 'little man'. 92 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:52,901 [Orson] The females of the species 93 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:56,252 are very picky so the males employ a peculiar 94 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,341 sort of dance to impress them. 95 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:01,692 Because mammals stand a better chance paired, or 96 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:03,999 in groups, than alone. 97 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:06,131 Their very survival depends upon their ability 98 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:09,700 to find a partner and mate. 99 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:14,662 [exhales] 100 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:21,930 [Mark] How long she known this guy? 101 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,410 A year! Or something. 102 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:26,282 - A year? A year? - Yeah. I know. I know. 103 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,849 It's so sudden. Who is this guy? 104 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,372 Aaron. 105 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,505 - Aaron? - Aaron. 106 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:32,723 Aaron. 107 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:36,597 Aaron. 108 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,163 - Why do you keep whispering it? - Mark, you're up! 109 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:41,297 Listen, let me fix this for you. This, this is real easy. 110 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,169 Come on, ready, don't go. Just don't go. 111 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:46,258 - Don't go, buddy. - Ah, I told -- 112 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,655 What are you guys talking about? 113 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:54,615 [gibberish] 114 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,138 Girl stuff? 115 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:59,228 Come on - gah! 116 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,883 Suck my dick, pins! 117 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,319 This place sucks! 118 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,755 Alright, it's you. 119 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:06,975 I think I broke Adam. 120 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,193 He's fine. 121 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:11,980 Dude. 122 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,634 We're at a bowling alley, bowl. 123 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:18,987 - Hey. Bowl. - I can't. 124 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,556 Hey, if you're not playing, you just look like a child 125 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:25,123 - molester wearing those shoes. - What? 126 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:27,561 Doesn't matter. You get a ball! 127 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:30,390 You pick it up and and give it a roll! 128 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,000 - I'm going home. - Listen to me. 129 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:33,349 I'm going home, I don't wanna -- 130 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,960 Hey! Hey! Shh, hey! 131 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,745 You get up there and you bowl a strike right now, 132 00:06:37,788 --> 00:06:39,137 you prove to yourself that you're gonna beat this, 133 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:40,965 that you're gonna be okay without her! 134 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:43,533 Because you're Adam! 135 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:46,536 You bowl strikes! 136 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:50,584 Dude, just bowl. 137 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:51,802 You're being a douche. 138 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:03,466 Okay. 139 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:09,864 [muted, distorted sounds] 140 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,502 [Mark] It's just, it's just bowling. 141 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:40,764 Don't worry about it. 142 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:43,463 [Julie] Adam! 143 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:47,858 [Julie] Adam. 144 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,425 - [Julie] Hi! - Hey! 145 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:53,168 - Hi, ah, you look great. - It's good to see you. 146 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:53,951 Yeah. 147 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,736 - I'm starving! - Good! 148 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:57,302 This place is amazing! 149 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:59,522 It's always booked, how did you get these reservations? 150 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:03,613 I had to kill a guy. Yeah. It was pretty easy. 151 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:05,223 No, no I called weeks ago because I knew you 152 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:07,356 wanted to try it. That's why I'm the best 153 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,489 - boyfriend in the world. - So sweet! You are. 154 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:15,756 I've just been so tired at work lately, I have to 155 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,758 stop staying up so late. 156 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:20,064 Which is partly your fault, mister. 157 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,247 Babe are you okay? 158 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,423 Yeah! Yeah. 159 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,164 You just seem preoccupied to me. 160 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:38,866 I do? No, that's weird, uh... hm. 161 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,258 I don't know, maybe work stuff, I don't know. 162 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,521 Everything okay? 163 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:45,699 You ever think about marriage? 164 00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:48,310 In, in general? Or... 165 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:49,267 I mean like... 166 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:54,490 Marrying me. You ever...? 167 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:58,973 I'm, I have thought about that, you know, my friends and 168 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:01,453 I, we talk about that stuff, why? 169 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:05,196 No but I mean, specifically, to me. 170 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,546 Right. 171 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:11,681 You ever...? Am I, am I? 172 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:14,641 Are you what? Are, what are you saying? 173 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,773 - Nothing, I'm sorry. - I don't know what's happening. 174 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:19,689 No no no, I know, I'm just thinking, thinking out loud. 175 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,212 Okay. 176 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:23,867 Hey, listen, happy anniversary. 177 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:24,999 Happy anniversary. 178 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,783 - We did it, I'm proud of us. - Yeah. 179 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,611 - We're doing a good job. - I think so. 180 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,961 - I think we are. - Yeah. 181 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:33,181 I think we should get married. 182 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:35,705 - What? - What? 183 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:36,924 - Yeah or no? - What? 184 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,926 Did you say we sh - what are you saying? 185 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,971 Yeah! I think we should get married! 186 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:43,191 Are you cra - what are you talking about? 187 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:45,236 - Is that crazy? - Yes that's crazy! 188 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:49,197 Okay, well I know that sounds crazy but just hear me out. 189 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,328 You're happy aren't you? 190 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:51,939 - Yeah I'm happy, yeah. - Okay, alright. 191 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:54,419 Well what else is there? Really? 192 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:56,030 I mean people overcomplicate these 193 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:58,728 things but that's really, at its essence, that's what it is! 194 00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:00,469 Right? We make each other happy! 195 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:03,820 We have the same... favorite movie. 196 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,040 Yeah. 197 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,172 We don't sit there on our things and post how 198 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,044 much fun we're having, we really have fun! 199 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,350 Yeah, no, you never post pictures of me. 200 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,788 No! I think that's great. 201 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:17,747 - Right? - Yeah. 202 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:21,098 Okay. I love you, you love me. 203 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,448 - [Julie] Yeah... - Let's just do it! 204 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:24,841 What are we so afraid of? 205 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,364 I mean I don't know if it's being afraid I think 206 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,888 - it's just being responsible. -You're in your head! 207 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,498 You're thinking. And I've been thinking too much too. 208 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,674 - Get out of our heads! - I can't believe we're 209 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,458 - talking about this! - I know, I can't either! 210 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,156 - I just, okay. - Shake it! 211 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:37,027 I think that we have a good thing going. 212 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,681 Agreed. 213 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,857 Don't you think maybe we should just, 214 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,946 - Just what? - like, let it do its thing 215 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,079 - and see where it goes? - No, no, no, I'm tired of 216 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,863 doing that. I don't want to let it do its thing, 217 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,865 I don't want to think about down the line, I want to think 218 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,867 about the now. I don't wanna think! I just wanna do it! 219 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,869 I wanna do the now, I want to be in the now, 220 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,828 and in the now, I want to marry you! 221 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,046 [slams hand on table] 222 00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,223 Are you serious? 223 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:01,138 Julie, don't I look serious? 224 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,837 You do look pretty serious. 225 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,927 I just, it just hit me. Why are we not doing this? 226 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,537 - Oh my god. - Everyone around us is doing 227 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,626 it. And they don't have nearly what we have. 228 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,802 Yeah! Yeah. 229 00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:15,544 What do you think? 230 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,678 Oh my god. 231 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:24,335 Oh my god I'm sorry I just don't I didn't - I don't, 232 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,642 I don't know exactly what to say, because this, 233 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,514 - Take your time! - It feels like it's insane. 234 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,255 Yeah, it is. 235 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:33,344 Honey I didn't know you felt that way. 236 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:36,739 Don't, you know, take, as long as you need! 237 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,175 No I don't need time! 238 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:43,311 This sounds insane but I think, maybe, oh my god, 239 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:45,966 - I think maybe -- - We should break up. 240 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,318 - What? - I think we should break up. 241 00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,233 And I know that seems psychotic, I'm so sorry. 242 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:53,756 - Are you joking? - No. 243 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,018 - This is a joke. - No, uh. 244 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,804 As soon as I said it out loud I started to panic 245 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,849 and it didn't feel right, I'm so sorry. 246 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,459 What's wrong with you? 247 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,984 I don't know, I don't know, I'm just, um, I'm spinning out 248 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:07,117 a little bit and I'm not sure what I'm saying but I do know 249 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,424 concretely that we should not get married, I just 250 00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:10,642 don't think this is working. 251 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,296 - You don't --? - God I'm so sorry. 252 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,516 You don't think this is working? You just asked me to marry you. 253 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,605 I know, it felt right in the moment, but as soon as 254 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,867 it was out in the ether, 255 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,782 I got really scared to live in that world. 256 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,176 - But why would you...? - I don't know, I don't know, 257 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,786 I just can't see myself waking up to your face 258 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,570 every morning, you know for the rest of my life! 259 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,572 I mean, that sounds, urgh! No offense, not your 260 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:28,965 face, not your face! You have a great face, 261 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,488 a much better face than I do, by the way, 262 00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,229 - I should be so lucky! - I know! 263 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,622 Your face is great, it's what's behind it 264 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,319 that I don't think I can live with for a long time. 265 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,278 - Oh my god. - I mean, a couple months, 266 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,280 we don't have to break up, I don't know what I'm talking 267 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,847 about, forget it, forget it, what are you ordering, 268 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,414 what are you getting? I just don't think I can... 269 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,727 You are an asshole. 270 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:55,035 An ass hole! 271 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:58,734 Wait wait wait, Julie! Hold up, wait wait wait! 272 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,781 Congratulations, you're gonna die alone! 273 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:11,181 [crickets chirping] 274 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:26,980 [I left my heart in San Francisco] 275 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:34,248 [I left my heart in San Francisco] 276 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:47,391 [high on a hill, it calls to me] 277 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:57,271 [to be where little cable cars] 278 00:13:57,314 --> 00:14:05,061 [climb halfway to the stars] 279 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:16,072 [the morning fog may chill the air] 280 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:25,995 [I don't care, my love waits there] 281 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:35,135 [In San Francisco] 282 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:48,104 [Above the blue and windy sea] 283 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:58,158 [When I come home to you, San Francisco] 284 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:04,773 [When I come home to you, San Francisco] 285 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:19,222 [Your golden sun will shine for me] 286 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:29,754 [rolling luggage] 287 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,626 [rapid typing] 288 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:32,888 Hi I -- 289 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,281 [rapid typing] 290 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,022 [coughs] 291 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:39,460 [typing] 292 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,070 I'm gonna look -- 293 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,377 [typing] 294 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:44,944 - Hi. - Hi. 295 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:45,901 How can I help you? 296 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,207 Oh, I just need a room, please. 297 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,079 Okay is it just you or anyone else... no? 298 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,168 - No it's just me. - Wife? Girlfriend? 299 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:55,998 - Just me. - Husband, friend, anything? 300 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,391 It's just me. 301 00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:02,962 - Oh, hm, ah. Just one? - Mhm. 302 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,268 - Staying in the room? - Yeah. 303 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,837 Okay. 304 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:15,061 And would you like a second key? For any 305 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:18,629 visitors, or friends, you know? 306 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:22,155 No, no just one's fine. Thanks. 307 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,639 Room for one. 308 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,685 Thank you, Rah.. 309 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:34,863 - Rohan. - Sorry. Thanks. 310 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,650 Tsk. 311 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:53,925 [ringing phone] 312 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,014 [Allison] Hello? 313 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,459 [blowing raspberry] 314 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,784 These long tailed mannequin males will 315 00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:29,439 actually compete with each other for the attention of 316 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:33,139 the female and of course, the right to mate. 317 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:36,272 The dominant male will always attract the female 318 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:39,101 over the weaker males, this is the law of the 319 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:46,065 jungle, and the natural order of life! And love. 320 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,458 [crunching apple] 321 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,721 [chirping birds] 322 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:22,623 Adam? 323 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,930 - Hey. - Holy shit. 324 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,851 - Greg! - Yeah! I know. 325 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:37,638 - [laughing] Oh my god. - Right! Long time. 326 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,814 - Yeah long time no see. - From, uh... 327 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,163 - Since college! - College! 328 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,035 Yeah, man! Old school, I like it! 329 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,125 This is great man, what are you doing up here? 330 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:49,867 Ah well just in town visiting friends. 331 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,956 Friends and family. 332 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,523 Mainly family. 333 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:56,570 Huh. You should have called me, man. 334 00:18:56,613 --> 00:19:00,878 I know, I thought about it but then, um... 335 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,097 Hey, did you hear about Allison? 336 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,142 Uh... 337 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,493 Allison...? 338 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,800 Allison George, your girlfriend of eight years? 339 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:13,717 Oh, right. Sure, yeah, Allison. No, uh, what's up? 340 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,026 Allison George is getting married. 341 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,942 Wow really? Great for her. 342 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,727 It's crazy man, you guys were together forever! 343 00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:25,120 Yeah. 344 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,426 You guys were inseparable, do you remember that? 345 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,167 It was like, I thought you guys were never, 346 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,386 ever, ever gonna break up and then you did. 347 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:31,561 -Well, yeah. - Do you remember that? 348 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,824 - When you guys broke up? - Yeah, no. 349 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,044 Seriously you guys had everything, do you 350 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,088 remember that? 351 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,482 Yeah well, it was a long time ago. 352 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,267 Not that long ago. 353 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,746 It was pretty long ago. 354 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:43,704 A year and a half. 355 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:44,574 Ish. 356 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,795 Closer to two. 357 00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:48,970 A year and a half. 358 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,580 It was like two. About two years. 359 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:51,799 I'm sure it's closer 360 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,322 - to a year and a half. - I don't know how 361 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,019 - you're so sure of that. - Because I remember it, 362 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,630 - it was really devastating. - I didn't even 363 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,022 remember her name when you said it, so, 364 00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,198 you had to jog my memory, so... 365 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,637 So what are you reading? 366 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,248 Nothing, it's, I was just looking at, 367 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:10,209 I don't even know how, I was just browsing. 368 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,518 I'll talk to you later man. 369 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,390 Yeah, okay. 370 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:29,140 [sad music] 371 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:39,238 ♪ 372 00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:49,160 ♪ 373 00:20:56,255 --> 00:21:01,172 ♪ 374 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:14,142 ♪ 375 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:23,064 ♪ 376 00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:31,202 Sorry. 377 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,164 - Excuse me -- what? - Sorry. 378 00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:39,298 - Hm. What? - What? 379 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,212 Oh I thought you said something. 380 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:42,997 - I... - What? 381 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:49,569 Um... That reminds me, do you wanna - ? 382 00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:51,397 [awkward laughing] 383 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,225 Do you wanna get a coffee sometime? 384 00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:56,706 Uh, um. 385 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,318 Or like a water, or a juice? Something 386 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:02,930 - like a, whatever you... - No, um, I'm reading my book. 387 00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:05,280 - Oh, okay. - So maybe another time. 388 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,412 Is that? 389 00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:09,023 Oh, Of Mice and Men, that's a good one. 390 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:11,330 I could just, I could tell you how it ends. 391 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,635 Excuse me? 392 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,985 Yeah I could tell you how it ends. How it... 393 00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:17,901 Lenny, he dies, he dies. Lenny dies. 394 00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,729 George shoots him in the back of the head. 395 00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,340 - What? - Because he's the only one 396 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:24,125 that really understands him. It's really beautiful, but it's 397 00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:25,344 heartbreaking. 398 00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:31,175 Are you serious? 399 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:32,829 Yeah, seriously. That's how it ends. 400 00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:35,266 No, are you serious, are you serious right now? 401 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:36,355 With this? 402 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,052 Yeah I just said I was. 403 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:40,184 You ruined this for me. You just ruined this 404 00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:41,360 book for me. I was just, 405 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,144 I just started reading this book and... 406 00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:44,711 Oh, well I saved you like, 407 00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:46,408 what page are you on, I saved you, like, 408 00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:48,541 - a hundred and eighty pages. - What is wrong with you? 409 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,151 What's wrong with you? 410 00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:51,413 Who hasn't read Of Mice and Men? 411 00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:52,675 That's crazy. 412 00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:54,851 - I, I, - It's a classic. 413 00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:57,114 I know, that is why, that is why I'm reading it. 414 00:22:57,158 --> 00:22:59,116 Well you should have read it by now. 415 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,422 It's not my fault you're a slow reader. 416 00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:04,121 You know she hasn't read Of Mice and Men? 417 00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:05,166 I know. 418 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:06,689 Look, I'm not a slow reader, okay? 419 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,648 - I just haven't -- - In fact I'm saving you from 420 00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:11,128 the humiliation of having to tell your friends and 421 00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:13,348 family that you haven't read a timeless masterpiece. 422 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,482 A timeless masterpiece that you just ruined. 423 00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,924 Do you have time for a coffee now? 424 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:27,884 You know I can't tell if you're charming or if 425 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:29,582 you're just an asshole. 426 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,369 Charming. 427 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:38,199 Charming, I hope. I'm sorry, you're right. 428 00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:39,505 That was rude. 429 00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:41,158 Because it is a great book. 430 00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:43,204 I'm sorry, I'm just, I just really 431 00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:44,901 want you to go out with me. 432 00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:48,339 Okay so let me get this straight, in return for, 433 00:23:48,383 --> 00:23:52,779 um, ruining this perfectly good, brand new reading 434 00:23:52,822 --> 00:23:56,391 experience for me, I should reward 435 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,262 you by going out with you? 436 00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:00,874 Two things, it shouldn't be brand new, we've 437 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:03,877 established that, it's been out for a long time, 438 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,880 and I think it might be more fun than reading 439 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,359 alone in a library. 440 00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:12,189 And how would you know? 441 00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:13,713 Well because a books not gonna have sex with you 442 00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:16,019 and I want to, very badly. 443 00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:17,804 Oh my god. 444 00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:22,635 I know this sounds crazy but I think I love you. 445 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:25,855 I just think I'm in love with you, and I know that 446 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:28,205 sounds crazy, and I know, I know, okay, 447 00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:29,293 what, are you gonna, what? 448 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:32,471 What is... What? 449 00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:35,778 - I do. - You don't even know me. 450 00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:38,389 I know, and that's why I want to share a cup of 451 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:40,130 coffee with you because I think it's weird, too, that I 452 00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:42,437 should love somebody that I don't even really know. 453 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,352 So I thought, we'll go get coffee, I'll ask you where 454 00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:45,962 - you're from. - Okay. 455 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,007 Get to know each other, 456 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,487 - and then, um, - Okay. 457 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:49,705 you see where I'm going with this? 458 00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:53,013 - Okay. - Okay? Really? 459 00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:54,841 That worked? 460 00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:56,669 You must have a screw loose. 461 00:24:58,671 --> 00:25:01,543 - Kid, who are you? - I'm Adam. 462 00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:09,029 [distorted violin music] 463 00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:14,948 ♪ 464 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:18,386 - Hey man. I know, I know, - Ah! Jesus! 465 00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:21,476 It scared me too, I almost forgot to give you my card. 466 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,959 - Thank god you didn't forget. - Uh, yeah. No, I didn't. 467 00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:28,614 That's got my website on there, okay, my Facebook, 468 00:25:28,657 --> 00:25:30,616 - LinkedIn's on there, - I just need one. 469 00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:33,096 No you could use all of them, and then there's email, too 470 00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:35,403 - that's right on there. - Okay well I'll email you then. 471 00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:36,970 Okay good if you ever need to talk. 472 00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:39,799 Yeah. I'll email you and I look forward to emailing you. 473 00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:41,670 Yeah but if you ever need to talk. 474 00:25:41,714 --> 00:25:43,585 Yeah I'll, I got it. 475 00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:45,326 Yeah, man. 476 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:48,198 If you need to. 477 00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:50,200 Okay. 478 00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:53,769 - I'm still -- crazy! - Greg... Hamilton. 479 00:25:55,771 --> 00:25:57,077 Hey! 480 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,339 [mouthing] email me. 481 00:25:58,382 --> 00:25:59,601 What? 482 00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:00,863 [mouthing] email me. 483 00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:02,604 - I don't know what that means. - Email me! 484 00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:04,519 Oh! Okay, oh yeah. 485 00:26:12,005 --> 00:26:17,401 [dialing phone] 486 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:18,489 [sighs] 487 00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:25,061 - [Allison] Adam? - Hey! You knew it was me. 488 00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:27,368 Yes it was in my phone. 489 00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:29,022 Oh right duh. 490 00:26:29,065 --> 00:26:32,373 - What are you, uh...? - Uh, I am here. 491 00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:33,853 I'm here. 492 00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:37,160 What? Oh my god why didn't you tell me? 493 00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:39,641 Well, I am telling you, you dum-dum. 494 00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:42,426 Well, listen, this is crazy but we're having this 495 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:43,645 dinner party tonight. 496 00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:45,125 Yeah. 497 00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:47,780 And, I don't know, maybe you want to come? 498 00:26:54,308 --> 00:26:58,486 [melancholy piano music] 499 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:08,627 ♪ 500 00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:19,594 ♪ 501 00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:29,604 ♪ 502 00:27:56,805 --> 00:28:01,897 ♪ 503 00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:11,690 ♪ 504 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,364 [laughter] 505 00:28:34,408 --> 00:28:39,805 No but seriously, you two. You two, if there are two 506 00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:42,416 people in the whole world that should actually be 507 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:47,595 getting married, they're right here, it's you two. 508 00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:50,946 I actually remember when you guys met. 509 00:28:50,990 --> 00:28:53,470 Aaron said, 'David, this is the first girl I can 510 00:28:53,514 --> 00:28:57,997 actually see myself marrying.' And I was, I 511 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,259 actually tried to talk you out of it 512 00:28:59,302 --> 00:29:02,175 so I could ask Allison out. I did! 513 00:29:02,218 --> 00:29:03,698 Because she's, look at her! 514 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,962 Who wouldn't want to marry her instantly! You would be 515 00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:09,008 - crazy not to marry her! - [Aaron] Down boy. 516 00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:12,576 If it doesn't work out, I'm waiting in the wings. 517 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:14,622 Text me, call me. 518 00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:17,799 Whatever you need to do. 519 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:22,064 No but seriously, you guys are actually fashioned for 520 00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:27,113 each other, you were made for one another. And I do 521 00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:31,508 not know a more intelligent, graceful 522 00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:34,860 couple than you guys. 523 00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:38,646 And they say that marriage is hard work, right, that's 524 00:29:38,689 --> 00:29:40,430 the thing, marriage is hard work, but I'm not 525 00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:42,302 really worried about you guys, because 526 00:29:42,345 --> 00:29:44,434 - you guys make sense. - Thanks, Dave. 527 00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:47,873 And that's a beautiful thing, so let's drink to them! 528 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,352 [cheering] 529 00:29:49,396 --> 00:29:54,618 Cheers to you guys I love you, I love you, you, you, 530 00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:55,968 and you're fine too. 531 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:58,100 Let's get really drunk and be happy. 532 00:29:58,144 --> 00:29:58,971 Mazel Tov. 533 00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:00,189 Can I kiss you? 534 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,626 I've been wanting to kiss her all night. 535 00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:07,066 [upbeat jazz] 536 00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:15,509 ♪ 537 00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:17,511 Are you friends with Aaron? 538 00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:18,860 Allison actually. 539 00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:20,731 Oh, how do you guys know each other? 540 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:22,559 Adam and Allison used to go out. 541 00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,171 Oh really? 542 00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:26,128 Yeah. 543 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:27,477 When was that? 544 00:30:27,521 --> 00:30:30,089 Literally, right before Aaron. 545 00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:32,743 Oh. 546 00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:43,493 ♪ 547 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:52,285 - You're Adam, huh? - Yeah. 548 00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:53,416 I'm Lee, nice to meet you. 549 00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:54,417 Nice to meet you. 550 00:30:54,461 --> 00:30:55,592 - Nice to meet you. - Cheers. 551 00:30:55,636 --> 00:30:56,942 [Lee laughs] 552 00:30:56,985 --> 00:30:58,769 I'm sorry. 553 00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:00,946 Did she ask you to come to this dinner? 554 00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:03,426 - She, she did. - Mister really good friend? 555 00:31:03,470 --> 00:31:06,429 - Yeah... - You're that guy. 556 00:31:06,473 --> 00:31:07,996 [Lee laughs] 557 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,216 I'm sorry man I'm just kidding with you, I'm kidding. 558 00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:12,174 - Cheers, man. - Cheers. 559 00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,611 To the strength of the human spirit. To endure. 560 00:31:14,655 --> 00:31:16,048 [Lee laughs] 561 00:31:16,091 --> 00:31:16,918 Thanks. 562 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,224 Yeah. 563 00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:19,834 Hey buck up buddy. 564 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,576 Who knows, you might even catch the bouquet! 565 00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:28,974 Did you hear what I said to second place over here? 566 00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:36,024 ♪ 567 00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,512 Hey, dummy. 568 00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:46,730 Hey! 569 00:31:46,774 --> 00:31:48,471 What are you doing up here? 570 00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:49,646 Just hanging out. 571 00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:53,302 Come sit with me! Come here. 572 00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:56,566 You always find those little hideouts, 573 00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:58,133 you're such a weirdo. 574 00:31:58,177 --> 00:31:59,439 You're a weirdo, you dum dum. 575 00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:01,136 - How was your - ? - How was the - oh sorry. 576 00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:03,573 - You go. - You go. No, you go. 577 00:32:03,617 --> 00:32:04,792 - Um... - Go ahead. 578 00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:06,446 No, nah, nah I just had nothing 579 00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:08,274 - really interesting to say. - Neither did I. 580 00:32:08,317 --> 00:32:09,275 Alright. 581 00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:10,929 [Adam and Allison laugh] 582 00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:12,408 So. 583 00:32:12,452 --> 00:32:15,672 How, um, I like, like, your hair. It's different. 584 00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:17,979 Oh yeah thank you! Yeah. 585 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:18,675 Good different? 586 00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:20,503 Great different. 587 00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:22,723 You look, um... 588 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,986 - The same. - The same! 589 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:26,988 - Yeah. - Yeah, kinda. Yeah. 590 00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:27,728 Good same? 591 00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:28,903 Great same. 592 00:32:35,866 --> 00:32:39,131 Ah, so this is, uh, pretty crazy, huh? 593 00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:43,526 It really is, I mean it is really crazy. 594 00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:45,267 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's very overwhelming. 595 00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:46,399 There are so many 596 00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:48,314 - decisions to make. - I bet, I bet. 597 00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:50,794 I mean it's also so sudden. 598 00:32:50,838 --> 00:32:56,713 Right, yeah, it's just, I don't know, it just happened. 599 00:32:56,757 --> 00:33:01,457 Yeah, that's how these things go. 600 00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:09,988 - Do you remember when, um -- - [Aaron] Allison! 601 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:10,901 Oh, hey. 602 00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:12,599 It's your party come play. 603 00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:14,253 Yeah! 604 00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:15,732 - I'm gonna, sorry, I'm gonna, - Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. 605 00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:16,646 I'll see you later though, yeah? 606 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,387 - Yes, okay. - Okay. 607 00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:20,041 - You come on down, too! - Ah, yeah! 608 00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:24,176 [Allison grunting] 609 00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:25,916 Watch your head coming down. 610 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,310 Oh yeah, what is -- yeah. 611 00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:30,443 Interesting space up here. 612 00:33:30,486 --> 00:33:33,924 It's where we have a lot of sex. Strictly. 613 00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:36,492 - you're, you're the worst. - Just kidding, just kidding. 614 00:33:36,536 --> 00:33:40,627 [upbeat foreign music] 615 00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:47,242 ♪ 616 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:50,463 Hey buddy! 617 00:33:50,506 --> 00:33:52,160 Hey, Aaron, how you doing? 618 00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:54,858 I'm good, I'm good. Well, you know, nervous. 619 00:33:54,902 --> 00:33:56,599 Yeah, psh, big day coming up. 620 00:33:56,643 --> 00:33:57,992 You're telling me. 621 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,776 What, you uh, you want to stand up there for me? 622 00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:00,473 Sure! 623 00:34:01,648 --> 00:34:03,911 I mean, not really. No. 624 00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:05,347 Hey, really good to see you though. 625 00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:06,653 Mm-hmm. 626 00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:09,699 Allison was so glad you could make it, you know. 627 00:34:09,743 --> 00:34:10,918 You mean a lot to her. 628 00:34:10,961 --> 00:34:12,267 - Aw. - You really do. 629 00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:14,008 She means a lot to me. 630 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,575 You know what on a personal note, I think 631 00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:18,273 it's so cool that you came, given your history 632 00:34:18,317 --> 00:34:20,841 and stuff? It's like, it's really big of you. 633 00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:22,538 So thank you. 634 00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:26,151 Well thanks Aaron. That's big of you to say. 635 00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:28,718 No I mean it's big of you. 636 00:34:28,762 --> 00:34:31,634 Well it's big of you too. 637 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,333 I guess we're both big. 638 00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:36,204 [laughter] 639 00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:38,206 I like that we're both big. Heyoo! 640 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:41,122 [awkward laughter] 641 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:43,124 No no no, I have actually a very small penis. 642 00:34:44,343 --> 00:34:45,257 - Really? - No no no. 643 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,084 Oh. 644 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:46,867 [laughter] 645 00:34:46,910 --> 00:34:47,955 So you don't. 646 00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:49,652 No. No, I'm very secure in that area. 647 00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:53,700 - Good. - Yeah. 648 00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:56,355 So, I'm just glad everyone's, you know, 649 00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:57,530 where they're supposed to be. 650 00:34:57,573 --> 00:34:59,619 Totally. Totally. 651 00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:02,796 Well hey! Good to see you. 652 00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:04,667 Well, thanks for inviting me, Aaron, 653 00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:06,278 that was really big of you, again. 654 00:35:06,321 --> 00:35:08,236 - You're amazing. Alright. - You're amazing. 655 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,368 Thanks, big guy. 656 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,720 Hey you know, we should hang some time. 657 00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:15,113 Yeah, cool! 658 00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:16,505 Do you play tennis? 659 00:35:17,419 --> 00:35:18,899 Do I play tennis? 660 00:35:18,942 --> 00:35:20,422 What you like the game? 661 00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:22,120 Ah, love the game. 662 00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:23,904 Alright, well we'll go a few rounds, will be fun. 663 00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:25,123 Cool, yeah. 664 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:26,559 - Noice. - Very noice. 665 00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:28,474 Alright. 666 00:35:28,517 --> 00:35:30,954 Cool. 667 00:35:33,261 --> 00:35:36,656 [upbeat music] 668 00:35:47,884 --> 00:35:48,581 [scraping chair] 669 00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:49,843 Sorry. 670 00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:55,240 [screeching chair] 671 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:56,023 Sorry. 672 00:36:01,898 --> 00:36:06,294 [chip crunching] 673 00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:11,604 Where you from? 674 00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:13,997 Um, originally from Vermont. 675 00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:16,783 Vermont?? Cool! 676 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,481 Great skiing there, right? 677 00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:20,178 Yeah. 678 00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:22,267 Yeah. 679 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:23,964 Oh my god, David! Hi, how are you? 680 00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:25,444 - I miss you! - Oh my god that 681 00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:27,141 - speech was so good. - Thank you. 682 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,403 [Adam] It was really good. 683 00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:29,926 - I lost my, sorry, - They were so happy! 684 00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:32,668 - I lost my keys. - Your keys? Ooh. 685 00:36:32,712 --> 00:36:34,975 - Can you find them for me? - Well I'm waiting on an 686 00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:37,238 - Uber, just come with me. - Can I go home with you? 687 00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:38,631 [Adam] Where do you live? I -- 688 00:36:38,674 --> 00:36:40,154 - Thank you so -- - gonna have some girls over. 689 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,938 I think we should hang out more. 690 00:36:41,982 --> 00:36:44,071 [Adam] You gotta, actually, David you're sitting on my -- 691 00:36:44,114 --> 00:36:46,334 [David] I haven't liked anyone in like, forever! 692 00:36:46,378 --> 00:36:48,293 [Adam] Gwen, David, it was... 693 00:36:48,336 --> 00:36:50,773 - Do you feel this too, though? - Yes, I love that. 694 00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:52,035 Have you thought about walking down the aisle? 695 00:36:52,079 --> 00:36:53,298 [Adam] I'm gonna just... 696 00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:54,821 Oh how would we do that? I was thinking like, 697 00:36:54,864 --> 00:36:55,952 [Adam] I'm actually gonna head out, David. 698 00:36:55,996 --> 00:36:58,477 Or we could hold hands. 699 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,043 [Adam] David, I'm gonna go ahead and head out, so... 700 00:37:00,087 --> 00:37:02,437 - Hand in hand! That's it, done! - I love holding hands. 701 00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:04,047 I miss you, why don't we hang out more? 702 00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:06,485 Well come over tonight, girls' night, it'll be fun. 703 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,965 [Adam grunting] 704 00:37:09,009 --> 00:37:10,489 - You okay man? - I just popped outta there. 705 00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:11,751 [scraping chair, rattling silverware] 706 00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:13,056 So we were, we were just talking about -- 707 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:14,449 - [screeching chair] - sorry. 708 00:37:14,493 --> 00:37:16,538 - You just snapped that chair. - Jesus it's just 709 00:37:16,582 --> 00:37:18,540 - a dinner party, god. - Oh my god it's like 710 00:37:18,584 --> 00:37:22,109 - a peace pipe. - I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. 711 00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:23,632 - That's a good bit. - That's for you, dude, 712 00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:25,417 - that's for the road. - Take that one. 713 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:27,332 - You can have it. - I really enjoyed your speech. 714 00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:46,089 [knocking on door] 715 00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:51,138 Whaaaat? 716 00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:53,575 What are you doing here? 717 00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:55,969 - Hi, mom. - Oh my god! 718 00:37:56,535 --> 00:37:59,015 Hi, uh, what are you wearing? 719 00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:00,103 I was jogging! 720 00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:03,977 Uh, since when are you jogging? 721 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:05,326 What do you mean? I'm exercising. 722 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:07,981 I've never seen you exercise. 723 00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:09,330 I'm getting in shape! 724 00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:11,245 What's on your head? 725 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:14,248 - Just a jogging thing. - What? 726 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,728 It's a running, you know, sweatband. 727 00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:16,903 You okay? 728 00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:18,818 How long you gonna be home? 729 00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:23,301 I don't know, not long, just a quickie. I'm alright. 730 00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:24,563 Are you gonna stay here? 731 00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:26,347 Uh, I can't. 732 00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:28,218 Well where you gonna stay? 733 00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:30,438 Work put me up at this hotel nearby. 734 00:38:30,482 --> 00:38:32,962 Really? Mister big shot! 735 00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:35,574 - Its not the four seasons! - Sounds good! 736 00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:37,315 So how's it going, anything interesting? 737 00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:39,926 Yeah, nah, just the usual, you 738 00:38:39,969 --> 00:38:41,710 know. Birds humpin' in the woods. 739 00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:43,799 - Wow. - Yeah. 740 00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:45,323 Sounds provocative. 741 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:47,847 [Deb] So. 742 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,851 You gonna call Allison while you're here or am I 743 00:38:51,894 --> 00:38:53,026 not allowed to ask? 744 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,290 I don't know, I haven't really thought about it. 745 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,596 Maybe. 746 00:38:57,639 --> 00:38:58,858 I think you should. I still have that picture 747 00:38:58,901 --> 00:39:00,425 you took when you went down to Carmel. 748 00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:01,643 Look, right there. 749 00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:04,733 Mom are you insane? 750 00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:07,823 It's been almost two years you can't do that. 751 00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:10,696 - This is crazy, this is nuts - I like the pic -- 752 00:39:10,739 --> 00:39:13,394 - that you still have this. - that is very immature. 753 00:39:13,438 --> 00:39:15,135 What are you doing? 754 00:39:15,178 --> 00:39:16,484 It's a picture of us! 755 00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:18,356 It's so weird that you have that. 756 00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:20,183 What are you throwing that away for? 757 00:39:22,621 --> 00:39:24,971 You are so dramatic. 758 00:39:25,014 --> 00:39:27,408 You are so dramatic. 759 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,976 Just call her, if you're here, you have the time, 760 00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:31,369 no big deal. 761 00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:36,025 Alright maybe. 762 00:39:39,638 --> 00:39:41,161 Are you happy? 763 00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:50,344 [Deb laughing] 764 00:39:52,128 --> 00:39:53,042 Good to see you. 765 00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:54,653 Good to see you. 766 00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:29,296 [melancholy music] 767 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:40,438 ♪ 768 00:40:46,879 --> 00:40:52,537 ♪ 769 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:11,338 ♪ 770 00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:23,524 ♪ 771 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:47,417 ♪ 772 00:41:54,773 --> 00:41:55,687 [Adam] Whoa! 773 00:41:58,211 --> 00:41:59,517 Aw shit! 774 00:42:02,389 --> 00:42:03,782 Okay, that's alright. Hey, keep your elbow up and 775 00:42:03,825 --> 00:42:06,132 - follow through, you know? - Yeah I know! 776 00:42:06,175 --> 00:42:07,176 Yeah. 777 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,614 There you go, yeah just like that! 778 00:42:12,965 --> 00:42:13,574 You good? 779 00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:16,621 Yeah, feel good! 780 00:42:16,664 --> 00:42:18,187 Hey I'm glad we're doing this, man. 781 00:42:18,231 --> 00:42:19,885 - [Adam] Me too. - It's cool. 782 00:42:19,928 --> 00:42:21,451 - My serve. - [Adam] Yeah. 783 00:42:36,379 --> 00:42:37,903 I thought you said you played? 784 00:42:37,946 --> 00:42:42,211 - Yeah it's been a while! - You know, I almost went pro. 785 00:42:42,255 --> 00:42:43,604 Oh I didn't know that. 786 00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:46,172 Blew my knee out in college. 787 00:42:46,215 --> 00:42:48,087 - Bummer. - Yeah. 788 00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:49,610 That would have been a different life. 789 00:42:49,654 --> 00:42:54,180 Really. I mean, travel the world, fame, glory. 790 00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:58,445 No but things work out the way they're supposed to, right? 791 00:43:03,189 --> 00:43:04,930 Whose serve? 792 00:43:04,973 --> 00:43:06,061 [Aaron] You take it! 793 00:43:17,072 --> 00:43:18,552 Shit! 794 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:20,075 Good round, bud! 795 00:43:20,119 --> 00:43:21,250 [Adam] Thanks! 796 00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:24,645 Man you set me up for that spike! 797 00:43:24,689 --> 00:43:28,867 I know, that's uh, how so? 798 00:43:28,910 --> 00:43:31,347 Well you know when you lobbed it up and I just, 799 00:43:31,391 --> 00:43:33,698 - spiked it like that. - Oh yeah. Oh spike, yeah yeah. 800 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,178 That was a nice hit. 801 00:43:36,222 --> 00:43:39,181 I feel bad man, we could have grabbed a beer or something. 802 00:43:39,225 --> 00:43:41,575 Oh no, this is, this is great. 803 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,403 Oh good. Yeah, okay. 804 00:43:43,446 --> 00:43:44,883 - Yeah this is great. - Good. 805 00:43:47,102 --> 00:43:49,061 Al said you're into documentaries? 806 00:43:49,104 --> 00:43:50,410 Al? 807 00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:51,716 Allison. 808 00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:56,677 Oh yeah, um, yeah, no I'm mostly editing now, 809 00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:58,244 somebody else's stuff. 810 00:43:58,287 --> 00:44:00,463 So like what kind of stuff? Political? 811 00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:04,163 No like, uh, bird stuff mostly. 812 00:44:04,729 --> 00:44:06,469 - That's kinda cool. - Yeah I kinda want to get 813 00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:08,689 my own thing going soon. 814 00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:09,995 So what's that gonna be about? 815 00:44:10,038 --> 00:44:12,040 Birds, you're into birds? You like birds? 816 00:44:12,084 --> 00:44:18,525 No like, something like pollution, climate, 817 00:44:18,568 --> 00:44:21,441 I don't know, something like the environment. 818 00:44:21,484 --> 00:44:23,182 That's great! That's great, 819 00:44:23,225 --> 00:44:24,966 can't wait to see that. That's really cool. 820 00:44:25,010 --> 00:44:27,229 - Okay my serve. - Yeah. 821 00:44:30,798 --> 00:44:33,105 Okay now remember elbow up and try to stay on the 822 00:44:33,148 --> 00:44:34,323 balls of your feet. 823 00:44:34,367 --> 00:44:35,716 Elbows up, balls. 824 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,457 - [Aaron] Yeah. - Okay. 825 00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,328 Just go side to side, let's get loose a little bit. 826 00:44:39,372 --> 00:44:42,418 Your shoulders, bring it forward, bring 827 00:44:42,462 --> 00:44:44,072 your toes forward, bring it back. 828 00:44:44,116 --> 00:44:45,595 [Aaron] There you go! Keep going! 829 00:44:46,901 --> 00:44:47,946 Are you sure? 830 00:44:47,989 --> 00:44:49,208 No man you look like a fucking idiot! 831 00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:50,513 - C'mon! - I know! 832 00:44:52,602 --> 00:44:54,430 - Okay here we go bud you ready? - [Adam] Yup! 833 00:44:57,216 --> 00:44:59,131 [Aaron] There you go! 834 00:44:59,174 --> 00:45:01,524 There you go, bud. Nice and easy, buddy. 835 00:45:01,568 --> 00:45:02,874 There, nice! 836 00:45:05,224 --> 00:45:06,007 Spike! 837 00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:14,973 Wow, almost got me there! 838 00:45:16,017 --> 00:45:17,192 Almost! 839 00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:20,413 [Aaron] My serve. 840 00:45:20,456 --> 00:45:21,806 You sure? 841 00:45:22,284 --> 00:45:23,416 Oh yeah. 842 00:45:23,459 --> 00:45:24,243 Yeah. 843 00:45:32,904 --> 00:45:37,604 [grunting] 844 00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:44,654 Fucking fuck! 845 00:45:52,662 --> 00:45:54,142 Slipped! 846 00:45:55,013 --> 00:45:55,883 Sweaty. 847 00:45:58,059 --> 00:45:59,104 Sorry! 848 00:46:02,194 --> 00:46:03,325 Good game! 849 00:46:03,369 --> 00:46:06,415 [upbeat music] 850 00:46:06,459 --> 00:46:07,547 Mister Shalman! 851 00:46:07,590 --> 00:46:08,853 Are you enjoying your stay with us? 852 00:46:08,896 --> 00:46:11,203 Oh yeah, I'm having the time of my life. Thanks. 853 00:46:11,246 --> 00:46:12,857 Wonderful! The elevators are to your right. 854 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:14,249 Oh they haven't moved? 855 00:46:15,816 --> 00:46:18,340 No they haven't moved, fucking asshole. 856 00:46:38,839 --> 00:46:45,977 [phone ringing] 857 00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:49,154 Oh my god... 858 00:46:52,374 --> 00:46:53,332 Hey! 859 00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:54,812 How are you buddy? 860 00:46:54,855 --> 00:46:56,161 How's it going? 861 00:46:56,204 --> 00:46:58,119 Come on give me the details did you see her? 862 00:46:59,512 --> 00:47:00,948 Yeah. 863 00:47:00,992 --> 00:47:01,819 And? 864 00:47:03,429 --> 00:47:05,823 It was, it was nice. 865 00:47:08,042 --> 00:47:09,957 Is the wedding off? 866 00:47:11,350 --> 00:47:14,266 Wonder if I punch the computer screen, I wonder 867 00:47:14,309 --> 00:47:17,573 if you would feel it. Do they have that technology? 868 00:47:17,617 --> 00:47:19,793 - You could try. - What do you want? 869 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:20,838 You need a date. 870 00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:22,752 What? No, I don't, the last thing I 871 00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:24,319 want to do is go on another date. 872 00:47:24,363 --> 00:47:27,018 No no, to the wedding, to the wedding. 873 00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:30,543 You can't show up stag, it's suicide. You'll be annihilated. 874 00:47:30,586 --> 00:47:31,979 - Really? - Mmm. 875 00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:33,981 Well what do you want me to do? I can't just -- 876 00:47:34,025 --> 00:47:35,026 I got you! 877 00:47:35,069 --> 00:47:35,983 I got you! 878 00:47:36,766 --> 00:47:37,724 Who? 879 00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:38,507 My cousin! 880 00:47:38,551 --> 00:47:39,900 Tallulah! 881 00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,206 Tallulah? 882 00:47:41,249 --> 00:47:42,598 Tallulah! 883 00:47:42,642 --> 00:47:44,470 What is she, like a little fairy? 884 00:47:44,513 --> 00:47:46,776 She's a real girl named Tallulah! 885 00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:48,604 She's your cousin? 886 00:47:48,648 --> 00:47:50,476 Yeah, second cousin but yeah. 887 00:47:51,303 --> 00:47:53,261 Does she look like you? 888 00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:57,309 You mean is she asian, 889 00:47:57,352 --> 00:47:58,919 - are you asking? - No, man, no! 890 00:47:58,963 --> 00:48:01,052 She's white, are you happy, Mel Gibson? 891 00:48:01,095 --> 00:48:02,314 - She's white! - Stop -- 892 00:48:02,357 --> 00:48:03,881 Stop it that's not what I meant! 893 00:48:03,924 --> 00:48:06,057 All you do is love asian girls, that's what this is about. 894 00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:08,973 - What? - Yeah you do. 895 00:48:09,016 --> 00:48:10,365 She's not me with boobs. 896 00:48:10,409 --> 00:48:12,106 She's a date to the wedding so you have 897 00:48:12,150 --> 00:48:14,195 something standing between you and massive amounts of 898 00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,718 shame and self-degradation! 899 00:48:17,459 --> 00:48:18,504 You just need a plus one. 900 00:48:18,547 --> 00:48:20,332 Who knows, you might even like her. 901 00:48:21,072 --> 00:48:23,378 Alright, well, maybe. Thank you. 902 00:48:24,205 --> 00:48:26,512 Uh, listen I'm gonna go take a shower but, um -- 903 00:48:26,555 --> 00:48:27,905 Oh ho ho ho! 904 00:48:28,209 --> 00:48:29,167 What? 905 00:48:29,210 --> 00:48:32,518 What are, what are you wearing? 906 00:48:32,561 --> 00:48:34,302 What do you mean, it's just tennis shorts? 907 00:48:35,869 --> 00:48:38,219 You look like you stole a little boys underwear. 908 00:48:38,263 --> 00:48:39,612 I was playing tennis! 909 00:48:39,655 --> 00:48:40,743 You don't play tennis! 910 00:48:40,787 --> 00:48:43,007 Yes I do, I do sometimes. 911 00:48:43,050 --> 00:48:44,269 With who? 912 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,579 - Aaron. - Aaron? What? 913 00:48:50,623 --> 00:48:53,104 - Aaron, okay? Yeah. - What are you doing? 914 00:48:53,147 --> 00:48:54,366 Hey listen, listen! 915 00:48:54,409 --> 00:48:56,498 You're fraternizing with the enemy! 916 00:48:56,542 --> 00:48:58,587 The enemy? Give me a break. 917 00:48:58,631 --> 00:49:01,242 Grow up, Mark, come on! 918 00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:02,200 He's cool! 919 00:49:02,243 --> 00:49:03,984 He's actually a really cool guy. 920 00:49:04,028 --> 00:49:05,594 I had fun today. 921 00:49:05,638 --> 00:49:07,161 You would like him a lot, I think. 922 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,902 I would? 923 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,643 I feel like the three of us should hang out. 924 00:49:13,472 --> 00:49:14,734 Why are you looking at me like that? 925 00:49:14,777 --> 00:49:16,127 Why are you doing this? 926 00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:19,217 Listen, listen! Life moves on, Mark, and 927 00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:21,001 some of us are moving with it! 928 00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:23,221 Some of us can see your balls! 929 00:49:24,135 --> 00:49:26,006 - Good bye. - Like a wonton sized -- 930 00:49:26,050 --> 00:49:27,181 Bye bye! 931 00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:39,846 [exhales] 932 00:49:51,814 --> 00:49:53,077 T-Tallulah? 933 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,034 - Tallulah? - [Tallulah gasps] 934 00:49:54,078 --> 00:49:56,080 - Hi! - Hi, hi, Adam. 935 00:49:57,298 --> 00:49:58,038 Great. 936 00:49:58,082 --> 00:49:59,170 Nice to meet you! 937 00:50:00,736 --> 00:50:02,782 So how you doing? 938 00:50:04,131 --> 00:50:05,263 Good. 939 00:50:05,872 --> 00:50:07,830 - Sorry? - Good. 940 00:50:08,353 --> 00:50:09,397 You sure? 941 00:50:11,312 --> 00:50:12,531 Yeah. 942 00:50:14,707 --> 00:50:15,708 Are you okay? 943 00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:16,665 [clears throat] 944 00:50:17,579 --> 00:50:18,972 Nervous. 945 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,409 Don't worry about it, I'm nervous too. 946 00:50:21,453 --> 00:50:24,543 So you're uh, you're Mark's cousin? 947 00:50:24,586 --> 00:50:25,413 Yeah. 948 00:50:25,457 --> 00:50:26,675 I'm so sorry. 949 00:50:30,114 --> 00:50:31,376 What happened? 950 00:50:31,419 --> 00:50:35,119 No no no, I was kidding I was, Mark's my friend. 951 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:38,339 It's a joke. 952 00:50:38,383 --> 00:50:42,039 I don't know if it is a joke 953 00:50:42,082 --> 00:50:43,823 if it's not funny. 954 00:50:44,693 --> 00:50:47,783 Um, so you hungry? 955 00:50:47,827 --> 00:50:48,784 Not anymore. 956 00:50:50,743 --> 00:50:52,353 Did you have a chance to look at the menu? 957 00:50:52,397 --> 00:51:00,666 Yeah, um, I read it about five times by myself but I 958 00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:03,756 don't know where to look so I just pretended that I 959 00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:07,760 was reading and then I really was reading the 960 00:51:07,803 --> 00:51:10,328 menu over and over. 961 00:51:10,371 --> 00:51:13,505 What do you, what do you do? 962 00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:14,680 I make dolls. 963 00:51:16,769 --> 00:51:17,900 You make dolls? 964 00:51:17,944 --> 00:51:20,816 - And uh, doll houses. - Huh. 965 00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:23,819 And little, little doll furniture to 966 00:51:23,863 --> 00:51:26,605 go into the doll houses. It's so tiny -- 967 00:51:26,648 --> 00:51:29,086 and that leads to doll upholstery and 968 00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:30,826 doll clothes and next thing I 969 00:51:30,870 --> 00:51:34,526 know I'm making the tiniest little doll bow 970 00:51:34,569 --> 00:51:37,964 tie and I think it might be affecting my vision, 971 00:51:38,007 --> 00:51:40,358 I've been having a lot of problems seeing. 972 00:51:40,401 --> 00:51:42,621 Oh my god, that's terrible. 973 00:51:42,664 --> 00:51:46,103 So you should maybe stop doing that, right? 974 00:51:47,408 --> 00:51:50,716 - Never. - Wow. 975 00:51:50,759 --> 00:51:52,239 That's persistent. 976 00:51:52,283 --> 00:51:54,850 The dolls will leave me. 977 00:51:54,894 --> 00:51:56,156 What do you do? 978 00:51:57,897 --> 00:52:01,422 Uh, I'm, I'm a documentary film maker. 979 00:52:01,466 --> 00:52:02,945 Can I see one of your films? 980 00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:07,472 Well no not yet but hopefully soon. 981 00:52:09,343 --> 00:52:10,388 That's cool. 982 00:52:10,431 --> 00:52:11,215 Yeah? 983 00:52:12,564 --> 00:52:14,696 Yeah it is, thanks, it's pretty cool. 984 00:52:14,740 --> 00:52:16,916 Well I can't wait to see it. 985 00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:18,787 - Thanks, really? - Yeah. 986 00:52:18,831 --> 00:52:20,920 Yeah, alright. Well you'll be the first. 987 00:52:20,963 --> 00:52:23,749 - I'll watch anything. - Oh. 988 00:52:23,792 --> 00:52:26,230 Um. What are you gonna order? 989 00:52:30,582 --> 00:52:36,022 [melancholic music] 990 00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:42,115 ♪ 991 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,638 [laughter] 992 00:52:43,682 --> 00:52:45,379 Okay, okay. 993 00:52:45,423 --> 00:52:48,121 What if I went up to that guy, see that guy eating, uh, 994 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,818 it looks like tortilla soup? 995 00:52:49,862 --> 00:52:51,994 [Allison] Delicious. I actually like staring at him. 996 00:52:52,038 --> 00:52:53,257 Yeah, hey, head in the game. 997 00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:55,302 - And I, and I go up to him - Yes, and he -- 998 00:52:55,346 --> 00:52:57,739 and I say 'exthcuse me 999 00:52:57,783 --> 00:53:02,831 thir, exthcuse me thir, that tortilla thoup is 1000 00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:05,312 gonna make you tortilla poop!' 1001 00:53:06,792 --> 00:53:09,055 And I just walked away. 1002 00:53:09,098 --> 00:53:11,623 That's not offensive it's just odd. 1003 00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:13,233 It's a little offensive. 1004 00:53:13,277 --> 00:53:15,061 Alright what you got? 1005 00:53:15,104 --> 00:53:16,541 [Allison sighs] 1006 00:53:16,584 --> 00:53:17,977 Okay. 1007 00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:20,022 - The couple next to us? - Yes. 1008 00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:24,157 What if I took off my panties? 1009 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,593 Oh I like it already. 1010 00:53:27,116 --> 00:53:30,555 And I slipped them into his coat pocket? 1011 00:53:30,598 --> 00:53:34,602 And when they get home tonight she finds the 1012 00:53:34,646 --> 00:53:39,041 underpants and they get in this huge fight about 1013 00:53:39,085 --> 00:53:42,175 whether or not he's cheating on her and the 1014 00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:47,136 more he denies it the more she thinks he's a liar so 1015 00:53:47,180 --> 00:53:52,403 they break up and all their friends side with her and 1016 00:53:52,446 --> 00:53:55,667 he's left wondering 'how the fuck, how the fuck did 1017 00:53:55,710 --> 00:53:59,148 these underpants get in my coat pocket?' 1018 00:53:59,192 --> 00:54:02,804 And he still insists years later when he calls her, 1019 00:54:02,848 --> 00:54:05,285 'they weren't mine I don't know where they came from,' 1020 00:54:05,329 --> 00:54:10,290 and he slowly goes insane and he becomes an alcoholic? 1021 00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:13,554 And all of his friends and family just completely 1022 00:54:13,598 --> 00:54:18,907 desert him and he dies alone. 1023 00:54:18,951 --> 00:54:20,561 Of AIDs. 1024 00:54:22,171 --> 00:54:26,872 That has gone way too far. 1025 00:54:26,915 --> 00:54:30,876 You have veered into a level of depravity that is 1026 00:54:30,919 --> 00:54:33,922 upsetting to say the least. 1027 00:54:33,966 --> 00:54:36,621 I feel like I don't know you, I don't want to play 1028 00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:38,623 - this game anymore. - These are one of the things 1029 00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:39,885 that I'm very good at. 1030 00:54:39,928 --> 00:54:43,758 That was incredible you just broke the game. 1031 00:54:43,802 --> 00:54:45,717 - You win? I guess. - I win. 1032 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,762 You my friend are the winner. 1033 00:54:47,806 --> 00:54:49,155 Whoo! 1034 00:54:49,198 --> 00:54:51,505 Wow! Congratulations, you're officially 1035 00:54:51,549 --> 00:54:52,680 the worse person I know. 1036 00:54:52,724 --> 00:54:55,640 Aw, that's sweet, thank you. 1037 00:54:55,683 --> 00:54:57,294 Let's get you some ice cream, kiddo. 1038 00:54:58,817 --> 00:55:00,384 Don't mess with me. 1039 00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:02,299 Oh I won't, I won't, because then you'll come up with some 1040 00:55:02,342 --> 00:55:04,866 perverted scheme to ruin my life and then I won't 1041 00:55:04,910 --> 00:55:07,391 even know it for years to come. 1042 00:55:07,434 --> 00:55:09,131 You won't even see it coming. 1043 00:55:11,830 --> 00:55:14,398 - [Adam] It's... - It's very good, I feel... 1044 00:55:14,441 --> 00:55:19,272 I feel terrified, and impressed. It's a mix of emotions. 1045 00:55:20,578 --> 00:55:26,148 [distorted music] 1046 00:55:30,979 --> 00:55:36,158 ♪ 1047 00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,382 Hi. 1048 00:55:42,426 --> 00:55:44,602 Oh sorry, uh. 1049 00:55:44,645 --> 00:55:46,299 What are you thinking? 1050 00:55:47,996 --> 00:55:49,824 Oh nothing sorry. 1051 00:55:50,434 --> 00:55:51,609 Are you on drugs? 1052 00:55:52,914 --> 00:55:55,308 No, no. 1053 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:57,179 Do you wanna be? 1054 00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:00,705 No. 1055 00:56:02,489 --> 00:56:05,971 I happen to have a bunch of Adderall in my purse. 1056 00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:10,323 Did you say you have a whole bag of Adderall? 1057 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,759 Yeah. 1058 00:56:11,803 --> 00:56:14,458 What, why? 1059 00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:21,116 I mean, I'm an artist, so... 1060 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,293 - That makes sense. - Yeah, long nights. 1061 00:56:24,337 --> 00:56:27,384 Would you like to be my date to my ex girlfriends wedding? 1062 00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:30,778 - Okay. - Yeah? Great. 1063 00:56:35,217 --> 00:56:37,002 [awkward laughter] 1064 00:56:38,525 --> 00:56:41,006 [Orson] For the North American jumping spider, mating can 1065 00:56:41,049 --> 00:56:43,138 be a dangerous game. 1066 00:56:43,182 --> 00:56:47,447 In this delicate moment, the male must woo the 1067 00:56:47,491 --> 00:56:51,799 female spider or she will kill him and eat him. 1068 00:56:51,843 --> 00:56:55,803 If the male fails to woo the female, she will stab 1069 00:56:55,847 --> 00:57:01,418 him with her poison fangs and suck out his insides. 1070 00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:16,433 [upbeat folksy music] 1071 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:26,573 ♪ 1072 00:57:31,273 --> 00:57:36,453 ♪ 1073 00:57:41,370 --> 00:57:46,506 ♪ 1074 00:57:58,605 --> 00:58:00,564 Adam? Adam! 1075 00:58:03,218 --> 00:58:04,350 Allison? 1076 00:58:05,699 --> 00:58:09,964 What are... what are you doing here? 1077 00:58:10,008 --> 00:58:11,531 What are you doing here? 1078 00:58:11,575 --> 00:58:14,665 That is so funny running into you. 1079 00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:17,232 Well I work here. 1080 00:58:17,276 --> 00:58:20,235 Oh yeah Ella Moss, crazy. 1081 00:58:21,541 --> 00:58:23,848 Yeah for seven years. 1082 00:58:23,891 --> 00:58:25,197 - That's right, - Right. 1083 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:28,896 I forgot it was on this block. 1084 00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:29,984 Hm. 1085 00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:32,421 - Good to see you! - Good to see you. 1086 00:58:33,466 --> 00:58:34,772 Were you jogging? 1087 00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:37,035 Oh yeah, yeah, just got into jogging. 1088 00:58:37,078 --> 00:58:38,297 You're into jogging now? 1089 00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:40,429 Yeah ever since I quit smoking I figured -- 1090 00:58:40,473 --> 00:58:42,083 You did not quit smoking. 1091 00:58:42,127 --> 00:58:43,389 I did! I did. 1092 00:58:43,432 --> 00:58:44,346 - Really? - Yeah. 1093 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,785 Wow thought you'd never quit. 1094 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,614 A lot's changed since we went out. 1095 00:58:50,657 --> 00:58:51,963 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1096 00:58:52,877 --> 00:58:54,008 Like what else? 1097 00:58:54,052 --> 00:58:55,836 Oh man, I gave up kind of everything. 1098 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,709 I got really into raw, not raw foods totally, but 1099 00:58:58,752 --> 00:59:00,537 - more raw foods, - Okay. 1100 00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:03,496 I still cook a little bit. I'm still a cook. 1101 00:59:04,671 --> 00:59:05,759 [Adam] Too moist to my liking. 1102 00:59:05,803 --> 00:59:07,544 - Ugh I hate that word! - I know, sorry. 1103 00:59:09,067 --> 00:59:10,459 [Adam] Moist always brings everything to a 1104 00:59:10,503 --> 00:59:12,636 - standstill, yeah. - It does I've always said that. 1105 00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:14,812 Aw man. 1106 00:59:14,855 --> 00:59:17,031 Hey you know I'm the manager now. 1107 00:59:17,075 --> 00:59:19,730 - Are you serious? That's great! - I am! I know! 1108 00:59:19,773 --> 00:59:21,601 - Wow, good for you! - Yeah I get free trips 1109 00:59:21,645 --> 00:59:23,690 - to Paris once a year. - What? 1110 00:59:23,734 --> 00:59:26,998 - What's cooler than that? - Not much, could be worse. 1111 00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:30,088 Come on, you're practically running the fashion industry. 1112 00:59:30,131 --> 00:59:32,525 Yeah I don't know about that but it's, 1113 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:33,744 - it's pretty cool. - It's cool. 1114 00:59:33,787 --> 00:59:37,269 What about you, y'know? What are you up to? 1115 00:59:37,312 --> 00:59:40,620 Uh, I'm actually prepping my first documentary. 1116 00:59:40,664 --> 00:59:42,753 - What? What?? - Yeah, yeah. 1117 00:59:42,796 --> 00:59:46,234 Well it's early, I mean it's, yeah, very early stages. 1118 00:59:47,322 --> 00:59:49,977 That's amazing, that's what you've always wanted. 1119 00:59:50,021 --> 00:59:52,066 It's pretty cool, I think it will be good. 1120 00:59:52,110 --> 00:59:56,767 [quiet laughter] 1121 00:59:56,810 --> 00:59:59,204 - Yeah, uh, we'll see. - What is it about? 1122 00:59:59,247 --> 01:00:04,557 Well it's, I don't wanna it's love, really about love. 1123 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:05,863 How so? 1124 01:00:05,906 --> 01:00:08,517 I know this sounds lame but I don't want to say 1125 01:00:08,561 --> 01:00:11,782 too much, I don't really know how it's gonna end 1126 01:00:11,825 --> 01:00:14,262 but I'll invite you to the premiere. 1127 01:00:14,306 --> 01:00:15,916 Oh that's very kind of you. 1128 01:00:18,310 --> 01:00:19,659 Can I ask you something? 1129 01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:22,357 You can ask me anything. 1130 01:00:22,923 --> 01:00:24,577 Are you happy? 1131 01:00:27,232 --> 01:00:29,147 Why does everyone keep asking me that? 1132 01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:32,063 Well, maybe there's a reason. 1133 01:00:33,194 --> 01:00:34,718 Jesus! 1134 01:00:34,761 --> 01:00:36,589 You know what, I take that back, you can't ask me anything. 1135 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:37,851 Oh my god. 1136 01:00:37,895 --> 01:00:39,287 Come on, it's just a question. 1137 01:00:40,724 --> 01:00:45,511 Okay happy, uh, I don't know, I guess so. 1138 01:00:45,554 --> 01:00:48,819 I mean what does that mean? Am I smiling all day, 1139 01:00:48,862 --> 01:00:51,691 - am I laughing? - No, no. 1140 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:53,301 I don't know. Are you happy? 1141 01:00:55,347 --> 01:00:56,653 Yeah I think I am. 1142 01:01:00,091 --> 01:01:03,224 That's great. That is great. 1143 01:01:14,845 --> 01:01:16,455 So you're really coming? 1144 01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:20,720 Would you --? Yeah I am, I'm really coming. 1145 01:01:20,764 --> 01:01:23,854 I'm here. Why? 1146 01:01:23,897 --> 01:01:27,640 You know I almost didn't invite you. 1147 01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:29,120 Why? 1148 01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:31,644 Well, I don't know. 1149 01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:32,601 You're... 1150 01:01:34,778 --> 01:01:36,170 you. 1151 01:01:38,216 --> 01:01:41,306 Then I thought it would be weirder if I didn't invite 1152 01:01:41,349 --> 01:01:44,744 you like I was trying to cut you out of my life or 1153 01:01:44,788 --> 01:01:46,050 something. 1154 01:01:46,093 --> 01:01:48,966 Are you crazy, I gotta be there. Your big day. 1155 01:01:49,967 --> 01:01:52,970 Don't wanna miss that. I want to be there. 1156 01:01:53,013 --> 01:01:55,973 I know, I know, I just figured I would invite you and it 1157 01:01:56,016 --> 01:01:58,453 - would be fine, or, - It's gonna be fine. 1158 01:01:58,497 --> 01:02:00,891 I'd never see you again, y'know? 1159 01:02:02,675 --> 01:02:04,198 Never see me again? 1160 01:02:04,242 --> 01:02:06,113 Yeah, I mean probably, right? 1161 01:02:08,637 --> 01:02:10,901 You're a monster what are you talking about? 1162 01:02:10,944 --> 01:02:11,640 That's crazy. 1163 01:02:11,684 --> 01:02:12,903 Well I mean that's how 1164 01:02:12,946 --> 01:02:14,774 life is, isn't it? If you're not a part of 1165 01:02:14,818 --> 01:02:20,388 - these moments, it just -- - Alright hey, I'm coming, okay? 1166 01:02:20,432 --> 01:02:22,173 - I'm coming to the wedding. - Good. 1167 01:02:22,913 --> 01:02:27,874 Can't do that, can't leave an Adam sized hole here. 1168 01:02:31,443 --> 01:02:33,706 Never see you again, Jesus. 1169 01:02:34,794 --> 01:02:37,666 I, you know what I mean right? 1170 01:02:37,710 --> 01:02:38,624 Look I'm happy 1171 01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:40,974 - for you, really am. - Yeah? 1172 01:02:41,018 --> 01:02:42,802 I am, I'm really happy for you! 1173 01:02:43,803 --> 01:02:46,545 I mean, I'm on a lot of antidepressants but, 1174 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,635 they're working, so. 1175 01:02:49,678 --> 01:02:51,811 You know I do miss you. 1176 01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,595 From time to time. 1177 01:02:57,730 --> 01:02:59,166 Me too. 1178 01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:06,957 Listen I should get going, I'm gonna hop on a car 1179 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,872 and head home, but I'll see you. 1180 01:03:08,915 --> 01:03:11,657 Yeah -- uh, you know what I'm headed that way 1181 01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:13,441 myself so I'll just join you. 1182 01:03:14,268 --> 01:03:16,053 - Yeah? Which way is that? - Yeah. 1183 01:03:17,054 --> 01:03:19,665 Which, which way are you going again? 1184 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:23,538 What? 1185 01:03:26,759 --> 01:03:28,021 [ringing streetcar bell] 1186 01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:32,634 [don't you remember how you used to say you'd] 1187 01:03:32,678 --> 01:03:36,682 [always love me in the same old way] 1188 01:03:36,725 --> 01:03:45,256 [but now it's very strange that you should ever change] 1189 01:03:45,299 --> 01:03:51,392 [sometimes I think someone has won your heart] 1190 01:03:51,436 --> 01:03:55,570 [tempted you away] 1191 01:03:55,614 --> 01:04:02,099 [but let me warn you though we're miles apart] 1192 01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:13,893 [you'll regret someday, my darling] 1193 01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:15,329 ♪ 1194 01:04:15,373 --> 01:04:23,120 [after you've gone and left me crying] 1195 01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:29,387 [after you've gone there's no denying] 1196 01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:35,697 [you feel blue you feel sad] 1197 01:04:38,048 --> 01:04:39,527 [Boy] Guess I'd better get going. 1198 01:04:41,225 --> 01:04:42,791 So long. 1199 01:04:42,835 --> 01:04:47,144 I'll sell Lassie for a hundred dollars. 1200 01:04:47,187 --> 01:04:50,016 - Deal. - Lassie you're mine now! 1201 01:05:04,988 --> 01:05:07,207 [Priest] And so it is with blessed hearts 1202 01:05:07,251 --> 01:05:09,601 [piano music] 1203 01:05:09,644 --> 01:05:12,125 that we have gathered here today. 1204 01:05:12,169 --> 01:05:15,215 ♪ 1205 01:05:15,259 --> 01:05:22,353 To join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 1206 01:05:22,396 --> 01:05:26,835 ♪ 1207 01:05:26,879 --> 01:05:27,924 Okay, how do I look? 1208 01:05:27,967 --> 01:05:29,229 ♪ 1209 01:05:29,273 --> 01:05:31,057 Like you're going to a funeral. 1210 01:05:31,101 --> 01:05:34,060 ♪ 1211 01:05:34,104 --> 01:05:37,716 - [Adam] Wish me luck. - Yeah good luck. 1212 01:05:37,759 --> 01:05:42,460 ♪ 1213 01:05:42,503 --> 01:05:47,160 [Priest] A moment like this only comes around once in a lifetime. 1214 01:05:47,204 --> 01:05:52,557 ♪ 1215 01:05:57,562 --> 01:06:01,000 ♪ 1216 01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:03,742 And indeed it is a rare and beautiful thing when 1217 01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:07,006 two people find in each other such a perfect match, and 1218 01:06:07,050 --> 01:06:09,878 decide to share a lifetime together. 1219 01:06:11,271 --> 01:06:12,794 Wanna hold hands? 1220 01:06:14,057 --> 01:06:15,493 No. 1221 01:06:15,536 --> 01:06:18,061 - Too soon? - Yeah. 1222 01:06:18,104 --> 01:06:23,370 [Priest] Allison and Aaron have shown their love to be true. 1223 01:06:23,414 --> 01:06:27,766 If there is anyone amongst us that believes that 1224 01:06:27,809 --> 01:06:32,292 these two should not be wed, speak now or forever 1225 01:06:32,336 --> 01:06:33,902 hold your peace. 1226 01:06:40,344 --> 01:06:42,128 Yeah I have something to say. 1227 01:06:42,172 --> 01:06:46,002 [rock music] 1228 01:06:46,045 --> 01:06:50,006 ♪ 1229 01:06:55,707 --> 01:07:02,192 ♪ 1230 01:07:02,235 --> 01:07:07,284 [Baby it's a holiday when I'm with you] 1231 01:07:07,327 --> 01:07:10,417 ♪ 1232 01:07:10,461 --> 01:07:16,075 [tell me are you feeling the feelings I do] 1233 01:07:16,119 --> 01:07:18,556 ♪ 1234 01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:24,214 [It's been so long since I felt this way] 1235 01:07:24,257 --> 01:07:26,738 [I feel the dawn of a brand new day] 1236 01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:35,094 [let's sing our song and be on our way hey hey!] 1237 01:07:35,138 --> 01:07:39,664 [cuz the sky's the limit] 1238 01:07:39,707 --> 01:07:43,320 [Priest] If there is anyone amongst us that believes that 1239 01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:47,628 these two should not be wed, speak now or 1240 01:07:47,672 --> 01:07:49,152 forever hold your peace. 1241 01:07:55,854 --> 01:07:56,724 [coughs] 1242 01:07:56,768 --> 01:07:58,117 Sorry, sorry. 1243 01:08:01,729 --> 01:08:02,991 - Do we have the ring? - Yeah. 1244 01:08:03,035 --> 01:08:04,993 - You okay? - Yeah I'm fine. 1245 01:08:07,387 --> 01:08:09,911 - You look nice. - Thanks, thank you, you too. 1246 01:08:09,955 --> 01:08:12,305 - [Priest] Aaron, do you take - Just cut a little... 1247 01:08:12,349 --> 01:08:14,786 - That's alright, it's okay. - [Priest] Allison as your wife 1248 01:08:14,829 --> 01:08:16,570 - Oh look at that. -[Priest] in sickness and health 1249 01:08:16,614 --> 01:08:17,615 Thank you. 1250 01:08:17,658 --> 01:08:20,008 For as long as you both shall live? 1251 01:08:20,052 --> 01:08:21,314 I do. 1252 01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:23,360 So beautiful. 1253 01:08:23,403 --> 01:08:24,665 - Shhh. - Yeah. 1254 01:08:24,709 --> 01:08:28,104 And Allison, do you take Aaron to be your husband 1255 01:08:28,147 --> 01:08:32,412 in sickness and in health in good times and bad for 1256 01:08:32,456 --> 01:08:34,414 as long as you both shall live? 1257 01:08:42,379 --> 01:08:43,075 I do. 1258 01:08:44,468 --> 01:08:49,168 Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you 1259 01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:52,215 husband and wife and you may now kiss the bride. 1260 01:08:52,258 --> 01:09:00,571 [clapping, whistling] 1261 01:09:20,634 --> 01:09:23,507 [popping champagne] 1262 01:09:23,550 --> 01:09:27,075 - Here, let me pour this. - You wanna do the honors here? 1263 01:09:28,294 --> 01:09:31,297 [Aaron] Nice, okay! Oh, sorry. 1264 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,083 [Tallulah] You haven't touched your food. 1265 01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:38,391 Huh? 1266 01:09:38,435 --> 01:09:39,740 Your food. 1267 01:09:39,784 --> 01:09:42,787 Oh yeah. Not hungry I guess. 1268 01:09:42,830 --> 01:09:45,572 Isn't young love a beautiful thing? 1269 01:09:45,616 --> 01:09:47,183 - What's that? - Young love. 1270 01:09:47,226 --> 01:09:51,709 Young love! Yes, uh, it's great. It's great. 1271 01:09:52,753 --> 01:09:54,364 Is this your girlfriend? 1272 01:09:55,147 --> 01:09:58,019 No, her? No she's not my girlfriend. 1273 01:09:58,063 --> 01:09:59,586 I just met her a few days ago. 1274 01:10:00,935 --> 01:10:02,676 She makes dolls for a living. 1275 01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,635 - Oh that's nice. - Yeah. 1276 01:10:06,027 --> 01:10:09,292 That is nice. It's nice. 1277 01:10:09,335 --> 01:10:11,119 Everything is nice at a wedding. 1278 01:10:11,903 --> 01:10:13,774 Have you noticed that? 1279 01:10:13,818 --> 01:10:16,168 Everything at a wedding's nice, the food's nice, 1280 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:19,084 the ceremony's nice, it's just nice. 1281 01:10:19,127 --> 01:10:22,000 Can't all be that nice, am I right? 1282 01:10:22,043 --> 01:10:27,614 Is it hot in here, are you guys -- it's hot, right? 1283 01:10:27,658 --> 01:10:29,877 You know what I mean, is it hot? 1284 01:10:29,921 --> 01:10:32,097 - [Tallulah] I feel fine. - I'm fine. 1285 01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:33,185 Of course you feel fine. 1286 01:10:34,447 --> 01:10:35,666 Everything's fine to you. 1287 01:10:36,493 --> 01:10:38,277 What? 1288 01:10:38,321 --> 01:10:40,627 Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm... sorry. 1289 01:10:42,673 --> 01:10:44,283 Thank you for coming. 1290 01:10:49,201 --> 01:10:52,335 [MC] Alright, alright, it's that time we invite our bride 1291 01:10:52,378 --> 01:10:55,425 and groom down for their very first dance as 1292 01:10:55,468 --> 01:11:00,604 Mr. and Mrs. Aaron Stoller! 1293 01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:01,909 [clapping, cheering] 1294 01:11:01,953 --> 01:11:03,302 Come on give it up for them! 1295 01:11:03,346 --> 01:11:04,825 [clapping, cheering] 1296 01:11:04,869 --> 01:11:06,349 Look at this beautiful couple! 1297 01:11:06,392 --> 01:11:12,442 [clapping, cheering] 1298 01:11:12,485 --> 01:11:15,358 And now, for the song that played 1299 01:11:15,401 --> 01:11:17,882 the very first time they met. 1300 01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:20,493 Here it is. 1301 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:26,891 ♪ 1302 01:11:26,934 --> 01:11:38,772 [Only you can make this world seem right] 1303 01:11:38,816 --> 01:11:50,828 [Only you can make the darkness rise] 1304 01:11:50,871 --> 01:12:03,275 [Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do] 1305 01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:04,537 I'll be right back. 1306 01:12:04,581 --> 01:12:09,890 [And fill my heart with love for all you do] 1307 01:12:09,934 --> 01:12:12,632 Where are you going -? 1308 01:12:14,155 --> 01:12:22,250 [Only you can make this -] 1309 01:12:38,919 --> 01:12:40,225 'Sup man? 1310 01:12:40,268 --> 01:12:42,358 Oh hey, hey, what's up? 1311 01:12:44,403 --> 01:12:47,406 You look white as a ghost. Somebody kill your cat? 1312 01:12:49,713 --> 01:12:51,584 My girlfriend's getting married in there. 1313 01:12:51,628 --> 01:12:53,412 Your girlfriend's getting married?? 1314 01:12:53,456 --> 01:12:55,283 Well, ex-girlfriend. 1315 01:12:55,327 --> 01:12:56,807 Oh shit. 1316 01:12:56,850 --> 01:12:58,374 That's messed up. 1317 01:13:06,556 --> 01:13:09,515 Why not. Thanks. 1318 01:13:09,559 --> 01:13:10,473 Gotcha. 1319 01:13:13,780 --> 01:13:16,043 - Better? - Little bit. 1320 01:13:17,436 --> 01:13:19,960 - What's your name? - Federico. 1321 01:13:20,004 --> 01:13:21,875 - Fredico? - Federico. 1322 01:13:21,919 --> 01:13:23,268 - Federico. - Yeah. 1323 01:13:23,311 --> 01:13:25,836 - Adam. - Adam, what's up. 1324 01:13:29,883 --> 01:13:30,884 What are you doing here if 1325 01:13:30,928 --> 01:13:33,496 your girlfriend's getting married? 1326 01:13:33,539 --> 01:13:35,933 Oh, uh, she's not my girl anymore, 1327 01:13:35,976 --> 01:13:39,850 and um, I'm happy for her. 1328 01:13:39,893 --> 01:13:40,894 [clapping inside] 1329 01:13:40,938 --> 01:13:43,636 - No I am. - Yeah okay. 1330 01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:45,333 - I am. - Uh huh. 1331 01:13:46,813 --> 01:13:49,033 I believe you. I'm good. 1332 01:13:53,341 --> 01:13:55,387 You know I used to have this goldfish. 1333 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:57,171 His name was Tom Petty. 1334 01:13:58,521 --> 01:13:59,739 You named your goldfish Tom Petty? 1335 01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:00,566 Yeah. 1336 01:14:01,959 --> 01:14:03,395 Pretty cool name for a goldfish. 1337 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,049 Yeah well he was a cool goldfish. 1338 01:14:05,092 --> 01:14:05,963 I bet. 1339 01:14:07,617 --> 01:14:09,445 Had Tom Petty for nine years. 1340 01:14:09,488 --> 01:14:10,663 Whoa. 1341 01:14:10,707 --> 01:14:12,709 Yeah and one day I'm cleaning out my sock 1342 01:14:12,752 --> 01:14:16,060 drawer, I turn, I look... 1343 01:14:18,323 --> 01:14:20,020 He's gone. 1344 01:14:20,064 --> 01:14:22,414 Gone like someone stole him? 1345 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:24,329 Gone like he died. 1346 01:14:24,372 --> 01:14:26,810 Oh, yeah okay. Sorry. 1347 01:14:28,376 --> 01:14:30,030 So you know what I did then? 1348 01:14:30,074 --> 01:14:33,599 I ran down the block to the pet store, got me 1349 01:14:33,643 --> 01:14:35,340 another fish. 1350 01:14:35,383 --> 01:14:37,647 - Just like that? - Just like that, man, 1351 01:14:37,690 --> 01:14:40,867 just like that. I loved Tom Petty. 1352 01:14:40,911 --> 01:14:42,173 Who doesn't? 1353 01:14:44,697 --> 01:14:46,438 Heartbreakers. 1354 01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:47,483 The best! 1355 01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,051 Yeah. 1356 01:14:53,053 --> 01:14:54,664 'Lotta fish out there. 1357 01:14:59,016 --> 01:15:02,019 I see where you're going with this. 1358 01:15:02,062 --> 01:15:05,631 All due respect Frederico, I think people are a 1359 01:15:05,675 --> 01:15:07,546 little harder than goldfish. 1360 01:15:07,590 --> 01:15:08,808 Yeah maybe. 1361 01:15:10,331 --> 01:15:11,289 Tell you what though, never gonna 1362 01:15:11,332 --> 01:15:13,334 have another Tom Petty again. 1363 01:15:17,730 --> 01:15:20,341 I do have a Bob Dylan though. 1364 01:15:25,782 --> 01:15:27,871 I really appreciate what you're trying to do. 1365 01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:31,527 You're a good man. 1366 01:15:31,570 --> 01:15:33,572 - You're a wise man. - Want to get high? 1367 01:15:35,052 --> 01:15:36,880 - Oh... - Oh yeah. 1368 01:15:36,923 --> 01:15:38,882 - No I probably shouldn't. - You sure? 1369 01:15:38,925 --> 01:15:41,667 Yeah it might get a little weird in there. But thank you. 1370 01:15:41,711 --> 01:15:42,712 Alright, cool. That's alright. 1371 01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:44,322 I should go back inside, actually. 1372 01:15:44,365 --> 01:15:45,323 Yeah. You can do this. 1373 01:15:46,933 --> 01:15:48,761 You think? 1374 01:15:48,805 --> 01:15:51,634 You don't have to live your life like a refugee. 1375 01:15:53,636 --> 01:15:54,985 Fuckin' Tom Petty. 1376 01:15:55,028 --> 01:15:56,769 Tom Petty. 1377 01:15:58,292 --> 01:15:59,642 You mind if I get another 1378 01:15:59,685 --> 01:16:02,035 - little sip? Thanks. - Bro, take two, take two. 1379 01:16:03,384 --> 01:16:04,081 Okay. 1380 01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:07,388 Okay? You good? 1381 01:16:08,651 --> 01:16:11,828 Thank you, really. Thanks. 1382 01:16:11,871 --> 01:16:13,090 Go for it. 1383 01:16:20,358 --> 01:16:22,229 Into the great wide open. 1384 01:16:22,273 --> 01:16:23,491 My man. 1385 01:16:25,668 --> 01:16:27,452 He's fucked. 1386 01:16:28,105 --> 01:16:30,107 [Woman] I'll see if he's over there! 1387 01:16:33,023 --> 01:16:35,895 - Smile! - No thanks. Fuckin' -- Okay. 1388 01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:39,595 Thank you. 1389 01:16:48,081 --> 01:16:49,169 Oh shit. 1390 01:16:49,213 --> 01:16:50,170 Excuse me. 1391 01:16:58,483 --> 01:16:59,440 Adam. 1392 01:16:59,484 --> 01:17:00,441 Wendy. 1393 01:17:00,485 --> 01:17:01,225 [Wendy laughs] 1394 01:17:01,268 --> 01:17:02,182 What? 1395 01:17:02,226 --> 01:17:03,662 I wasn't sure you'd make it. 1396 01:17:03,706 --> 01:17:06,099 Oh well here I am. 1397 01:17:06,143 --> 01:17:08,145 Honestly thought you were a goner. 1398 01:17:08,188 --> 01:17:09,625 Totally thought you'd bail. 1399 01:17:09,668 --> 01:17:10,451 What? 1400 01:17:10,495 --> 01:17:12,279 No, no. 1401 01:17:12,715 --> 01:17:13,933 You got balls. 1402 01:17:13,977 --> 01:17:14,847 Thanks! 1403 01:17:16,370 --> 01:17:17,981 And you look really handsome! 1404 01:17:18,024 --> 01:17:19,243 Thanks. 1405 01:17:19,286 --> 01:17:20,810 I was just thinking how pretty you looked. 1406 01:17:20,853 --> 01:17:23,377 Ah yes, always the charmer. 1407 01:17:23,421 --> 01:17:25,031 Apparently not charming enough. 1408 01:17:26,816 --> 01:17:28,382 I'm kidding. 1409 01:17:28,426 --> 01:17:31,559 This is, this is great, it's really nice. 1410 01:17:31,603 --> 01:17:36,390 Yeah it's very nice, everything is just so 1411 01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:38,175 nice. 1412 01:17:39,089 --> 01:17:40,481 - I was just saying that. - Mm. 1413 01:17:42,614 --> 01:17:46,052 You know, how many people can say that they're close 1414 01:17:46,096 --> 01:17:49,142 enough to go to each others' weddings no matter what? 1415 01:17:49,186 --> 01:17:51,797 That's rare! You guys have something special. 1416 01:17:51,841 --> 01:17:53,364 Yeah, yeah. 1417 01:17:53,407 --> 01:17:55,061 You guys are always gonna be friends. 1418 01:17:57,107 --> 01:18:00,676 Friends is, friends is good. 1419 01:18:00,719 --> 01:18:02,547 What's better than that? 1420 01:18:04,767 --> 01:18:07,073 You know, I was always in your corner. 1421 01:18:08,988 --> 01:18:09,989 Get outta here. 1422 01:18:10,033 --> 01:18:12,862 No really you were always so sweet. 1423 01:18:12,905 --> 01:18:17,083 Aaron, is, he's just so perfect, you know? 1424 01:18:17,127 --> 01:18:19,651 Right, who wants that? 1425 01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,348 - Sounds awful! - You know what I mean! 1426 01:18:21,392 --> 01:18:26,484 No Aaron's good he's great but you were just a little 1427 01:18:26,527 --> 01:18:30,227 rough around the edges. It's endearing really. 1428 01:18:30,270 --> 01:18:34,318 Thanks, no I miss you guys. I do. She looks beautiful, 1429 01:18:34,361 --> 01:18:36,320 - by the way. - Yes she does. 1430 01:18:36,363 --> 01:18:38,278 She takes after her mother. 1431 01:18:40,063 --> 01:18:41,629 She does. 1432 01:18:41,673 --> 01:18:43,066 Uh oh. 1433 01:18:43,109 --> 01:18:46,896 Wendy is there anything your new son in law can't do? 1434 01:18:46,939 --> 01:18:49,812 Um, Susan, this is Adam. 1435 01:18:49,855 --> 01:18:53,424 Get your camera! Get your camera, you gotta see this! 1436 01:18:55,731 --> 01:19:00,387 [laughter] 1437 01:19:00,431 --> 01:19:03,303 Needless to say I wanted to do something special 1438 01:19:03,347 --> 01:19:06,524 for the big day, something personal. 1439 01:19:06,567 --> 01:19:08,961 But those of you who know me, and I think a lot of 1440 01:19:09,005 --> 01:19:12,486 you do, you know that I'm into learning new things. 1441 01:19:12,530 --> 01:19:15,968 He's good at everything. 1442 01:19:16,839 --> 01:19:18,797 Can't help it. 1443 01:19:19,406 --> 01:19:22,061 So I flew to Paris and I studied at Jean Pierre's 1444 01:19:22,105 --> 01:19:26,152 culinary school Le Petit Parodie for six weeks, 1445 01:19:26,196 --> 01:19:27,545 five hours a day. 1446 01:19:27,588 --> 01:19:30,374 Hey, Allison loves all things Paris, am I right? 1447 01:19:30,417 --> 01:19:31,767 [laughter] 1448 01:19:31,810 --> 01:19:33,551 But I want to thank you Jean-Pierre, for teaching 1449 01:19:33,594 --> 01:19:37,468 me that French baking is an art, and it's an art 1450 01:19:37,511 --> 01:19:40,471 form and I know that now. 1451 01:19:40,514 --> 01:19:44,301 - You are a natural. - You're amazing. 1452 01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:45,345 [Robbie] You're amazing Aaron! 1453 01:19:45,389 --> 01:19:47,086 Come on Robbie! 1454 01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:49,697 Stop! What a dick. 1455 01:19:49,741 --> 01:19:51,003 [laughter] 1456 01:19:51,047 --> 01:19:52,439 I'm just kidding. 1457 01:19:52,483 --> 01:19:54,441 [Man] Nice, Aaron, nice. Good one! 1458 01:19:54,485 --> 01:19:59,446 Without further ado, Allison, baby, this is for you. 1459 01:19:59,490 --> 01:20:03,929 [crackling firecrackers, oohs and ahs] 1460 01:20:03,973 --> 01:20:05,844 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1461 01:20:06,976 --> 01:20:08,629 Hope you all like cake. 1462 01:20:09,892 --> 01:20:13,591 [clapping] 1463 01:20:13,634 --> 01:20:14,810 Everybody have fun. 1464 01:20:14,853 --> 01:20:15,811 Cheers! 1465 01:20:15,854 --> 01:20:18,770 [clapping, cheering, whistling] 1466 01:20:28,171 --> 01:20:33,350 ♪ 1467 01:20:36,396 --> 01:20:37,963 ♪ 1468 01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:56,373 Oh ha ha. You're doing me? Is that supposed to be me? 1469 01:20:57,940 --> 01:21:00,856 Yeah? Why don't you finger my dickhole, pal? 1470 01:21:02,161 --> 01:21:03,206 Whoa. 1471 01:21:05,556 --> 01:21:08,864 ♪ 1472 01:21:12,432 --> 01:21:14,086 Oh boy. 1473 01:21:14,130 --> 01:21:15,566 Do you want to dance? 1474 01:21:15,609 --> 01:21:16,262 Ugh. 1475 01:21:18,482 --> 01:21:21,006 - Are you okay? - Not really, Tallulah. 1476 01:21:21,050 --> 01:21:23,139 I just thought maybe you'd want to dance. 1477 01:21:23,182 --> 01:21:27,839 - Why would we do that? - Because it could be fun. 1478 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,323 You know what? 1479 01:21:33,366 --> 01:21:34,628 Fuck it. 1480 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:36,543 Let's boogie. 1481 01:21:36,587 --> 01:21:39,416 [shattering glass, Adam burps] 1482 01:21:39,459 --> 01:21:40,199 Sorry. 1483 01:21:40,765 --> 01:21:41,548 Come on. 1484 01:21:42,071 --> 01:21:46,075 ♪ 1485 01:21:46,118 --> 01:21:49,600 [Louie Louie, oh no] 1486 01:21:49,643 --> 01:21:51,994 [Me gotta go] 1487 01:21:52,037 --> 01:21:53,909 [Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said] 1488 01:21:53,952 --> 01:21:57,347 [Louie Louie, oh baby] 1489 01:21:57,390 --> 01:21:59,262 [Me gotta go] 1490 01:21:59,305 --> 01:22:01,742 ♪ 1491 01:22:01,786 --> 01:22:05,572 [Fine little girl waits for me] 1492 01:22:05,616 --> 01:22:09,446 [Catch a ship across the sea] 1493 01:22:09,489 --> 01:22:13,406 [Sail that ship about all alone] 1494 01:22:13,450 --> 01:22:17,280 [Never know if I make it home] 1495 01:22:17,323 --> 01:22:22,459 [Louie Louie, oh oh no --] 1496 01:22:22,502 --> 01:22:23,808 [Little boy] It'll all work out. 1497 01:22:23,851 --> 01:22:24,765 You think so? 1498 01:22:24,809 --> 01:22:26,202 Yeah. 1499 01:22:26,245 --> 01:22:29,205 Every setback in life's an opportunity to grow. 1500 01:22:33,165 --> 01:22:34,210 That's stupid. 1501 01:22:35,602 --> 01:22:38,257 What are you like nine? 1502 01:22:38,301 --> 01:22:40,738 Call me when you get some hair on your balls. 1503 01:22:40,781 --> 01:22:44,568 [On that ship, I dream she's there] 1504 01:22:44,611 --> 01:22:48,441 [I smell the rose in her hair] 1505 01:22:48,485 --> 01:22:52,010 [Louie Louie, oh no] 1506 01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:54,404 [Me gotta go] 1507 01:22:54,447 --> 01:22:56,406 [Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said] 1508 01:22:56,449 --> 01:22:59,887 [Louie Louie, oh baby] 1509 01:22:59,931 --> 01:23:01,063 [Me gotta go] 1510 01:23:01,106 --> 01:23:02,281 I'm gonna tell you something about love. 1511 01:23:02,325 --> 01:23:06,024 Love is shitty, shitty shit. 1512 01:23:06,068 --> 01:23:08,157 It's shitty. 1513 01:23:09,245 --> 01:23:11,116 I'm not supposed to say that word. 1514 01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:15,033 Yeah, well, you better start 'cause that's what love is. 1515 01:23:19,081 --> 01:23:20,430 [whispers] Shit. 1516 01:23:21,866 --> 01:23:22,998 There you go. 1517 01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:29,700 ♪ 1518 01:23:29,743 --> 01:23:34,183 [You don't have a face of beauty now girl] 1519 01:23:34,226 --> 01:23:37,534 [that makes men turn to see] 1520 01:23:37,577 --> 01:23:41,842 [what you have is something special] 1521 01:23:41,886 --> 01:23:45,237 [reserved for only me] 1522 01:23:45,281 --> 01:23:49,024 [In your heart there burns a fire] 1523 01:23:49,067 --> 01:23:53,245 [and it's hot as the noonday sun] 1524 01:23:53,289 --> 01:23:59,556 [It makes you someone special, it makes you the only one] 1525 01:23:59,599 --> 01:24:01,123 [Oh, what you do!] 1526 01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:03,168 ♪ 1527 01:24:03,212 --> 01:24:05,040 [Waiter] Whoa whoa whoa that's too much, baby! 1528 01:24:05,083 --> 01:24:07,694 Come on, man! 1529 01:24:07,738 --> 01:24:12,221 [I heard so much about you baby, from a friend of mine] 1530 01:24:12,264 --> 01:24:14,614 [He said that you got something] 1531 01:24:14,658 --> 01:24:16,834 [Tell me could it be?] 1532 01:24:16,877 --> 01:24:20,533 [That you got something down there for me?] 1533 01:24:20,577 --> 01:24:21,882 [Can you buy me love?] 1534 01:24:21,926 --> 01:24:25,277 [cheering, whistling] 1535 01:24:25,321 --> 01:24:26,583 Fuck yeah! 1536 01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:30,456 [Can you buy me love? Can you buy me love?] 1537 01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:32,632 [I heard so much about you honey] 1538 01:24:32,676 --> 01:24:34,808 [Talk about you night and day] 1539 01:24:34,852 --> 01:24:36,158 [Said that you got something] 1540 01:24:36,201 --> 01:24:37,202 You're coming with me, baby. 1541 01:24:37,246 --> 01:24:39,204 [that can make me change my ways] 1542 01:24:39,248 --> 01:24:43,861 [ Come on, tell me, tell me, tell me could it be?] 1543 01:24:45,341 --> 01:24:50,911 [slow music] 1544 01:24:54,524 --> 01:24:57,483 ♪ 1545 01:24:57,527 --> 01:25:03,054 [When a man loves a woman] 1546 01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:06,884 [Can't keep his mind on nothing else] 1547 01:25:06,927 --> 01:25:12,237 [He'd trade the world for a good thing he's found] 1548 01:25:12,281 --> 01:25:17,721 [If she is bad, he can't see it] 1549 01:25:17,764 --> 01:25:21,507 [She can do no wrong] 1550 01:25:21,551 --> 01:25:24,162 [Turn his back on his best friend] 1551 01:25:24,206 --> 01:25:26,730 [If he puts her down] 1552 01:25:26,773 --> 01:25:32,301 [When a man loves a woman] 1553 01:25:32,344 --> 01:25:36,174 [Spend his very last dime] 1554 01:25:36,218 --> 01:25:42,180 [Trying to hold on to what he needs] 1555 01:25:42,224 --> 01:25:47,185 [He'd give up all his comforts] 1556 01:25:47,229 --> 01:25:50,232 [And sleep out in the rain --] 1557 01:26:17,084 --> 01:26:18,434 [bathroom door opening] 1558 01:26:18,477 --> 01:26:20,175 [Allison] This thing is so hard to walk in! 1559 01:26:22,002 --> 01:26:23,265 Oh, god. 1560 01:26:23,308 --> 01:26:24,266 [Bridesmaid] Have you seen your grandmother? 1561 01:26:24,309 --> 01:26:25,484 [Allison] Yeah, I know. 1562 01:26:27,007 --> 01:26:29,271 She's had a few to drink. 1563 01:26:29,314 --> 01:26:30,924 [Bridesmaid] Just a little. 1564 01:26:31,577 --> 01:26:32,796 [laughter] 1565 01:26:33,666 --> 01:26:35,407 Okay girl, I'll see you out there. 1566 01:26:35,451 --> 01:26:36,582 Yeah, I just need a minute. 1567 01:26:36,626 --> 01:26:37,409 I'm sorry. 1568 01:26:37,453 --> 01:26:39,846 Thank you! 1569 01:26:59,083 --> 01:27:00,693 [stall door opens] 1570 01:27:00,737 --> 01:27:01,955 Jesus! 1571 01:27:01,999 --> 01:27:05,263 What are, what are you doing in here? 1572 01:27:05,307 --> 01:27:06,569 What are you doing in here? 1573 01:27:09,354 --> 01:27:10,268 You're wasted. 1574 01:27:10,312 --> 01:27:11,530 No I'm not. 1575 01:27:11,574 --> 01:27:13,010 I'm a little drunk. 1576 01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:16,013 Scale of one to ten how happy are you? Go! 1577 01:27:16,056 --> 01:27:18,407 - Whoa... - Don't even think about it! 1578 01:27:18,450 --> 01:27:19,669 Is it the best day of your life? 1579 01:27:21,148 --> 01:27:23,412 - Pretty close. - Whaaat? 1580 01:27:23,455 --> 01:27:25,936 That's so, that's good. 1581 01:27:25,979 --> 01:27:27,807 That's really good. 1582 01:27:29,592 --> 01:27:32,377 Can I, can I ask you something? 1583 01:27:34,336 --> 01:27:35,293 Maybe. 1584 01:27:37,339 --> 01:27:39,166 - Maybe don't. - Why didn't we do this? 1585 01:27:39,210 --> 01:27:42,082 - Adam... - No really why didn't, 1586 01:27:42,126 --> 01:27:44,041 why didn't it work? 1587 01:27:44,084 --> 01:27:45,303 We could have done this. 1588 01:27:45,347 --> 01:27:47,871 You know what, I can't answer that. 1589 01:27:51,744 --> 01:27:53,311 We should have done this. 1590 01:28:01,232 --> 01:28:03,495 You know they were playing that John Mayer song and I 1591 01:28:03,539 --> 01:28:07,369 was thinking about that day that I had my molar 1592 01:28:07,412 --> 01:28:11,938 removed and I was all hopped up on Vicodin, and I was 1593 01:28:11,982 --> 01:28:15,202 jumping on your bed singing 'My Body is a Wonderland.' 1594 01:28:15,246 --> 01:28:17,727 - I remember, yeah. - And I started singing 1595 01:28:17,770 --> 01:28:22,601 songs about like, the fate of my tooth. 1596 01:28:22,645 --> 01:28:24,864 Remember that? The, like what was going 1597 01:28:24,908 --> 01:28:27,084 to happen to him after he was out of my mouth. 1598 01:28:29,129 --> 01:28:31,958 - Timmy. - Timmy the tooth. 1599 01:28:33,220 --> 01:28:34,787 [Adam] And you kept taking pictures of me on that 1600 01:28:34,831 --> 01:28:36,136 Polaroid camera. 1601 01:28:37,616 --> 01:28:40,750 I remember you looking at one and you said 'I can't 1602 01:28:40,793 --> 01:28:44,710 believe this is the man I'm gonna marry.' 1603 01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:51,891 'I can't believe this is the man I'm gonna marry.' 1604 01:28:51,935 --> 01:28:53,589 You said it. 1605 01:28:57,114 --> 01:28:59,508 Yeah I remember that. I still have the picture. 1606 01:29:02,206 --> 01:29:02,989 You do? 1607 01:29:04,730 --> 01:29:05,775 Well, um -- 1608 01:29:05,818 --> 01:29:07,385 Adam, I can't do this right now. 1609 01:29:07,429 --> 01:29:08,734 Please. 1610 01:29:08,778 --> 01:29:11,911 If not now, when? When, so --? 1611 01:29:11,955 --> 01:29:13,304 Okay, um... 1612 01:29:16,438 --> 01:29:18,788 - It wasn't just one thing. - How many things was it? 1613 01:29:18,831 --> 01:29:21,878 Okay you were there, it was a combination of different 1614 01:29:21,921 --> 01:29:23,401 things and it... 1615 01:29:23,445 --> 01:29:25,142 [Allison sighs] 1616 01:29:26,143 --> 01:29:28,232 What are you doing? What is this? 1617 01:29:28,275 --> 01:29:30,408 - What is, wait... - Are you okay? 1618 01:29:30,452 --> 01:29:31,888 You're just gonna ambush me in the bathroom? 1619 01:29:31,931 --> 01:29:33,106 - Ambush? - Yeah you're ambushing. 1620 01:29:33,150 --> 01:29:35,326 Oh, get outta here this is not an ambush. 1621 01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:37,328 You know I knew you were gonna do this, I knew it. 1622 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:38,547 Then why did you invite me if you 1623 01:29:38,590 --> 01:29:40,026 knew I was gonna do this? 1624 01:29:40,070 --> 01:29:41,288 Because Adam I thought that I could invite you and -- 1625 01:29:41,332 --> 01:29:43,334 No I know, because, because, there's 1626 01:29:43,378 --> 01:29:46,381 a part of you that wanted me to. 1627 01:29:47,817 --> 01:29:50,036 I think some part of you, some part of you wanted me 1628 01:29:50,080 --> 01:29:52,648 to save you from making the biggest mistake of your life. 1629 01:29:53,866 --> 01:29:58,436 Because some part of you knows what I know. 1630 01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:00,612 And what is that? 1631 01:30:03,180 --> 01:30:05,661 That you're an alien from another planet. 1632 01:30:05,704 --> 01:30:07,750 - Oh my god. - You are. 1633 01:30:07,793 --> 01:30:09,839 And the only other alien from 1634 01:30:09,882 --> 01:30:12,319 your planet on this earth... 1635 01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:15,932 Is me. 1636 01:30:17,063 --> 01:30:21,154 Adam, you romanticize the past. 1637 01:30:21,198 --> 01:30:23,809 I mean it wasn't, it wasn't all perfect. 1638 01:30:23,853 --> 01:30:25,681 I know, I know. 1639 01:30:25,724 --> 01:30:28,945 But it was, it was pretty damn good. 1640 01:30:30,990 --> 01:30:32,252 It was pretty good. 1641 01:30:33,602 --> 01:30:35,430 It was alright. 1642 01:30:35,473 --> 01:30:38,433 - We used to laugh so much. - We did used to laugh a lot. 1643 01:30:38,476 --> 01:30:39,999 You dummy. 1644 01:30:40,043 --> 01:30:41,479 [both laugh] 1645 01:30:41,523 --> 01:30:42,959 You dumb. 1646 01:30:46,397 --> 01:30:47,137 Adam. 1647 01:30:48,268 --> 01:30:49,444 What? 1648 01:30:50,009 --> 01:30:50,706 I'm sorry. 1649 01:30:52,925 --> 01:30:54,492 Why'd you do that? 1650 01:30:54,536 --> 01:30:58,540 I thought, I was trying to, I'm getting you back. 1651 01:30:58,583 --> 01:31:01,020 No! You're not! 1652 01:31:02,326 --> 01:31:03,153 Why not? 1653 01:31:10,334 --> 01:31:16,906 I, is he, we were good, is he that much better than me? 1654 01:31:16,949 --> 01:31:18,821 - Adam... - No really, really! 1655 01:31:18,864 --> 01:31:21,476 He plays tennis, he's great at tennis! Is it because 1656 01:31:21,519 --> 01:31:23,695 - I don't play tennis?? - Keep your voice down please! 1657 01:31:32,399 --> 01:31:33,923 You know I asked you here... 1658 01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:38,493 Maybe, maybe I shouldn't have. 1659 01:31:42,018 --> 01:31:45,891 I asked you here because I thought you could be my friend. 1660 01:31:46,936 --> 01:31:50,766 I really didn't want to hurt you, I, I don't know, 1661 01:31:50,809 --> 01:31:55,945 I just, I just wanted you to be here. 1662 01:31:56,989 --> 01:31:59,165 And I wanted you to be part of this. 1663 01:31:59,209 --> 01:32:01,690 You just don't change, Adam, and... 1664 01:32:03,822 --> 01:32:05,824 I, I did. 1665 01:32:06,999 --> 01:32:10,655 And I'm sorry. So sorry. 1666 01:32:10,699 --> 01:32:12,918 I'm... 1667 01:32:15,704 --> 01:32:16,922 I just want you to know that -- 1668 01:32:16,966 --> 01:32:18,141 [bathroom door opens] 1669 01:32:20,926 --> 01:32:21,623 Oh. 1670 01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:22,711 Hey. 1671 01:32:22,754 --> 01:32:24,147 Hey, your dad wants to give a toast. 1672 01:32:24,190 --> 01:32:26,410 - Yeah. - Aaron's looking for you. 1673 01:32:28,238 --> 01:32:30,109 - Wait, wait! Just one -- - No. 1674 01:32:37,682 --> 01:32:39,118 [clapping] 1675 01:32:39,162 --> 01:32:43,340 [Allison's dad] Hey hey look at you! 1676 01:32:43,383 --> 01:32:45,516 It couldn't get any better than this! 1677 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:46,996 I don't think there's another man in the whole 1678 01:32:47,039 --> 01:32:51,609 wide world as suited for my daughter as Aaron. 1679 01:32:51,653 --> 01:32:53,132 Aaron! 1680 01:32:53,176 --> 01:32:55,787 You've become like a son to me. 1681 01:32:55,831 --> 01:32:57,180 You're not so much of a fisherman! 1682 01:32:57,223 --> 01:32:59,878 [laughter] 1683 01:32:59,922 --> 01:33:01,793 But I think there's time. 1684 01:33:01,837 --> 01:33:07,538 Because I know today is just the first in many 1685 01:33:07,582 --> 01:33:12,674 happy days to come, and so let us raise a glass! 1686 01:33:12,717 --> 01:33:14,371 [cheering, whooping] 1687 01:33:16,852 --> 01:33:19,028 Here's to the rest of your life! 1688 01:33:19,071 --> 01:33:24,468 [cheering] 1689 01:33:24,511 --> 01:33:27,689 [cake toppling over] 1690 01:33:31,736 --> 01:33:33,390 Wow. 1691 01:33:44,662 --> 01:33:46,142 [camera clicks] 1692 01:33:46,185 --> 01:33:47,752 [Man] Way to go dipshit. 1693 01:34:01,810 --> 01:34:02,811 Whoa. 1694 01:34:05,030 --> 01:34:07,903 Whoa whoa whoa, easy does it. 1695 01:34:15,824 --> 01:34:19,305 Wait wait wait wait! 1696 01:34:19,349 --> 01:34:20,872 Shhhh. 1697 01:34:31,578 --> 01:34:32,928 [crowd] Oh! 1698 01:34:36,322 --> 01:34:37,410 [Allison] Aaron. 1699 01:34:39,499 --> 01:34:41,023 Actually really good. 1700 01:34:49,118 --> 01:34:54,689 [exciting music] 1701 01:34:59,781 --> 01:35:03,523 ♪ 1702 01:35:08,615 --> 01:35:13,620 ♪ 1703 01:35:18,103 --> 01:35:23,935 ♪ 1704 01:35:25,110 --> 01:35:27,025 [car horn honking] 1705 01:35:32,509 --> 01:35:34,337 [car screeching] 1706 01:35:38,558 --> 01:35:43,738 ♪ 1707 01:35:48,743 --> 01:35:53,748 ♪ 1708 01:36:05,847 --> 01:36:07,631 [mouthing] I'm okay. 1709 01:36:12,636 --> 01:36:14,246 [mouthing] I'm sorry. 1710 01:36:21,340 --> 01:36:23,038 [mouthing] Bye. 1711 01:36:35,093 --> 01:36:40,707 ♪ 1712 01:36:44,973 --> 01:36:49,586 ♪ 1713 01:36:54,852 --> 01:37:01,728 ♪ 1714 01:37:08,910 --> 01:37:15,003 ♪ 1715 01:37:20,530 --> 01:37:27,276 ♪ 1716 01:37:45,381 --> 01:37:50,386 [upbeat folksy music] 1717 01:37:58,698 --> 01:38:03,790 ♪ 1718 01:38:08,883 --> 01:38:13,975 ♪ 1719 01:38:19,023 --> 01:38:23,767 ♪ 1720 01:38:28,946 --> 01:38:33,646 ♪ 1721 01:38:37,650 --> 01:38:43,918 ♪ 1722 01:38:48,923 --> 01:38:54,102 ♪ 1723 01:38:59,063 --> 01:39:04,286 ♪ 1724 01:39:09,073 --> 01:39:14,078 ♪ 1725 01:39:19,170 --> 01:39:24,045 ♪ 1726 01:39:29,180 --> 01:39:34,142 ♪ 1727 01:39:39,190 --> 01:39:43,978 ♪ 1728 01:39:49,113 --> 01:39:54,031 ♪ 1729 01:39:59,080 --> 01:40:03,998 ♪ 1730 01:40:09,090 --> 01:40:14,095 ♪ 1731 01:40:19,230 --> 01:40:24,148 ♪ 1732 01:40:29,066 --> 01:40:34,245 ♪ 1733 01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:44,038 ♪ 1734 01:40:49,086 --> 01:40:54,048 ♪ 1735 01:40:59,140 --> 01:41:04,058 ♪ 1736 01:41:09,019 --> 01:41:13,980 ♪ 1737 01:41:19,247 --> 01:41:24,034 ♪ 1738 01:41:29,170 --> 01:41:34,175 ♪ 1739 01:41:39,005 --> 01:41:44,272 ♪ 1740 01:41:49,190 --> 01:41:54,195 ♪ 1741 01:41:59,330 --> 01:42:03,900 ♪ 1742 01:42:09,601 --> 01:42:14,215 ♪ 1743 01:42:19,481 --> 01:42:24,312 ♪ 1744 01:42:29,317 --> 01:42:34,278 ♪ 120175