All language subtitles for Les Petite Ecolieres [1980]

Good evening.

It's very kind of you to arrange this
appointment.

It's only normal. After all, you're a
very good client.

Well, well, she must be new here. She's
a new girl.

Then she doesn't know about me. That's
right. You'll come as a surprise, too.

Oh, I love surprises.

Pour me a drink.

Oh, you'll be all right. He's not hard
to please.

Damn, I missed a stitch.

There's not much doing tonight.

Boy, you expect all the machos are
watching the... Okay, my TV. Damn TV.

Surprise, big surprise.

Dropping another one.

I'm sorry.

No.

Inspector Lambree.

Oh, what is this?

Bye, squad.

Wait a minute. You can't call like this.

No, we can't.

I have an idea. We're legit.

We're legit.

Do it.

Oh, yes, do it.

Do it.

Huh?

Inspector Lavery, my squad.

Why, it's Mr. Landers of Landers
Industries.

You're right.

That's me.

All right, get up.

Follow me. Very well, but this is most
embarrassing.

I'm out of work.

I'll start looking for a job, I guess.

What page are the Juan ads in?

Ah.

Here we are.

Come on, move it along there.

Hurry up.

Look out. What? Get out of here. What?

Go on.

Out.

I'm really in a fix now, Inspector.

I believe our methods of education are
inadequate.

My advice to you is to open a
specialized school.

Ladies, you will now take your seats.

Good morning, my dear.

Professor Lambert, my chief assistant.

And Mr. Day, who is our detention
officer.

You'd better keep quiet from now on,
ladies.

Well, let me see now.

Not a bad performer.

But her boyfriend, Frank, sees room for
improvement.

Claudia. I see.

Almost 20 years old. And still a virgin.
Her fiancé considers this abnormal and

desires rectification.

She's afraid of machos.

Natalie.

Aspirations to be an actress.

She understands that in order to make
the grade, she must be able to offer

things. And pleasure is one of these
things.

Nanette, an ex -professor of gymnastics.

She's decided to change her profession.

And in order to do this, she's enrolled
with us to practice new movements.

Ladies, I feel the same way as my
colleagues. I am very proud that you

chosen to come to us in order to better
yourselves.

Your fiancés and boyfriends gave us the
task of instructing you, and we want

your full cooperation.

I hope that's clear.

Please take your pencil and paper.

We will now begin our very first lesson.

It is very important to know how to
strip.

The movements are delicate.

And should be precise.

Yet never brisk.

Pay close attention.

Slowly and deliberately.

Hands can always be used like this.

And now, we'll go on to something more
serious.

You should always express your feelings.

Let him know what's on your mind.

She touches on quick, doesn't she?

You bet it.

She'd win the Oscar if she were an
actress.

You think so?

Oh, yeah.

Well, speaking as an ex -gym teacher.

Did you notice the cock on Mr. Lambert?

It looks horrible.

Come now, Claudia. You're a bad
influence.

What's this I see? It looks like ink.

Didn't you wash your hands before coming
to lunch?

Yes, but it didn't come off.

Did you really scrub them?

can see that you don't scrub them very
hard.

That's a little better.

The rest of you can go back to class.

No, you stay here.

This is your lucky day.

I'm going to give you a chance to get
ahead of your classmates in your

Don't stop.

It's good.

It's so good, my darling.

Yes.

realized that in order to get ahead as
an actress, I would have to give head, I

decided to make the most of it.

I'm going to be an honor pupil, and
after that I'll be a star.

And you, Susie, why are you here?

I'm not perverted enough.

I've got talent, but I can do a lot
better. I couldn't keep up with my

Frank and his fantasies. And so, when I
heard about this course, he enrolled me.

So, here I am.

Two o 'clock, time for class. Come on,
let's go.

a little bit more enthusiasm.

Starting position.

Fine.

There. Very good.

Oh, no, no, no.

I can see you have a lot to learn.

Keep trying.

You're not doing your best.

Come on now, Susie. It's not a pogo
stick.

Now, pay attention.

All of you, come here.

Let's go.

That's it. Come on.

Closer.

Ladies, ladies.

All right, let's cut that out now.

You have a big day ahead tomorrow.

You'll need your rest. Now go to sleep.

It's forbidden to mix pleasure with
studies.

I've already told you once.

I don't want to, Natalie, but I'm going
to have to punish you.

mm -hmm

Mm -hmm.

Our school is special and the punishment
is severe.

brief review of how important a part sex
has played in the history of the world.

In modern times, it plays the same role.

We could say that Mary Magdalene's role
was important when she was active, and

Masalina's role, too.

We'll pass on briefly to Lucretia
Borgia, whose reputation, in my opinion,

overrated.

Well, on the other hand, all during the
18th century, most women behaved the

same way. Yes?

Uh, excuse me, I'm lost. I was looking
for the bathroom.

Ladies, we will abandon our history
lesson for the time being and take part

practical experience.

I think I made a mistake.

I'm confused.

I mean, could I... We'll see, won't we,
ladies?

If you don't mind, I'll go now.

I'm only the plumber. Please.

Well, Claudia, he doesn't want to help
us. That's not it. No, no, no, no. Oh,

no, no.

I have a job to do.

I've only come here to repair the
bathtub.

Oh, no, not that.

Oh, please, not that. No.

This is all a misunderstanding. Really,
I can explain. Please.

Oh, no.

Oh, I have things to do. I can't stay
here all day. Let me go.

Oh, no.

I have to account for my time.

You're not being reasonable. Please.

No, no.

I'm only... Oh, please.

Worksheet.

Oh.

Oh, no.

You're taking advantage.

Oh, come on, please. Let me go. I have
work to do.

Business is business.

Oh, no.

Let me go on with my work.

Not that one. Not the big one.

Oh, please.

Oh, I'm a married man.

Careful, Nanette, you're not at a track
meet.

Please.

Claudia, Claudia, let's see a little
more effort.

There, it's Claudia.

Claudia. You'll never get your all,
Claudia.

Oh, Claudia, take it easy.

I'm a plumber.

There.

Excellent, lady. Excellent.

But the link.

Oh, he loves it. Yes, he loves it.

That's right.

Very good, Natalie.

Very good.

I only came to repair a link.

But it's not so easy. You don't
understand. I'm only the plumber. I

leaks. Oh, leaks.

That's why I came.

That's great. She's good at it.

She's getting better and better.

Let the others have a little too, you
might as well.

Don't forget all the money he spent to
pay for your enrollment.

you forget to do your homework.

Is it better now?

Oh, yeah.

Some months later.

Getting picky?

Just nervous.

It reminds me of the auditions in the
drama court.

Come on, now. There's no need to worry.
You'll all be fine.

Now, finish your lunch.

You'll need your strength for the exams.

Come on now, that's it.

Come on now, you can do better than
that.

I'm going to take notes.

That's not bad, Claudia.

Go on.

Claudia, that's the way.

A little more feeling, Claudia.

Good.

That's fine, Susie.

Keep it up now.

That's the way.

You're a real scholar.

Go on. Let yourself go.

That's it.

Deep sensuality.

Let yourself go.

Don't stop until you finish the sequence
I

Want

every

one of you to enjoy this Slowly

on what you're doing

just

wonderful ladies

All a question of rhythm.

I think they're doing very well. They
are.

That's the way.

You'll go places.

Not bad, not bad.

I want your notes after all this is
over.

Yes.

Mm -hmm

Keep it up right to the end.

Well, Lambert, I see you can appreciate
a good student.

My colleagues are a bit exhausted from
their participation in our recent exam.

I hope you understand.

I'd like to present...

to lose your control.

I rated the same. Have you rated their
attitude? That's very important.

All right, it's Nanette's turn now.

Nanette?

Let's bury Nanette.

I think we should make an exception.

Checking over the list, I see that it's
Natalie's turn now.

Give one point for willingness.

Some long hours later.

They come here. They come.

After

careful

deliberation, I'm proud to announce that
each and every one of you have passed

your test with high honors.

Some days later.

Oh, I've been waiting for this.

Reg!

Recreation exercises.

I didn't know that you'd take that from
here.

Well,

we've got to keep it going.

Oh, I'd be very proud of my girl.

Oh, wait. What are you doing here? This
isn't your fairy tale.

Grandmother's right.

What do you want?

The dwarves were a drag.

And my prince charming's a faggot. So I
decided to come and see the wolf.

Excellent idea.

Come closer, my child.

I have a better time than the wolf in
the other story.

Definitely marvelous.

Do you think he'll get his jealous?

Yes, usually do.

Now it's your turn, little Red Riding
Hood. Go on.

You're doing fine, Little Red Riding
Hood.

You may continue.

Look at the time!

prince charming of sleeping beauty.

But on the other hand, Snow White's
prince was so gay...

I'm supposed to proffer the princess.

Hey, what is this?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Wake up, princess.

This won't be easy.

Well, I'm through kidding around.

So...

As you can see, she is still sleeping.

Are you gonna fucking wake up or not?

It's great.

Oh, yeah, Princess, do it.

Oh, you're awake, Princess.

It's been such a long time.

Oh, yeah.

The alarm radio was never this good.

Shut up and sign off. That's right.

Oh, that's better.

Now you're all witnesses.

I woke up the prince.

It's time for our tombola drawing,
gentlemen. May I wish you good luck.

Number 23.

Who has number 23?

It's me.

It's me.

Now we'll see if number 23 can hold his
own.

It seems to me that he can hold his own.

But let's carry on.

I'm convinced he can hold his own.

He deserves his price.

The laddy one that told me...

What brings this visit?

What's going on, anyway?

I've been told of the presence of a
number of young ladies in your

establishment.

Didn't you see the sign posted on the
door?

You mean private school?

Yes.

Dear Inspector, I followed your advice.

You've come just in time.

We're having our school exercises.

Of course you're invited.

sat on the wall, humpty -dumpty had a
great fall. All the king's horsemen, all

the king's men suck.

Tom, Tom, the piper's son stole a pig
and had some fun.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack get
off the pot, or quit.

Lulu had a baby. His name was Bonnie
Jim.

She put him in a piss pot to see if he
could swim.

He swam to the bottom, he swam to the
top.

Lulu got excited and grabbed him by the
cock, tailed ginger ale.

Five cents a glass. If you don't like
it, shove it up your ass.

Hmm. Mary had a little lamb.

She also had a bear. I often saw her
little lamb, but never saw her bear.

Peas, porridge, hot.

Peas, porridge, cold. Peas, porridge in
the pot. Nine days, I'll pee you.

As I lay sleeping, the sun began to
rise. It spread its golden light across

summer sky.

The grass still green and lush and
spread with morning dew to reflect the

morning sunlight and enhance the radiant
hues.

These gentlemen really seem to
appreciate the show.

Looks like they're ready to blow their
guns.

Well, Inspector, I can assure you...
That every single one of them has a hard

-on. That's not Victor Hugo those girls
are reading.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to close
this school down.

But what will become of me?

Well, I've heard times are getting tough
in the cinema.

Why don't you try going into production?

There was a young soldier from Munich
who threw up all over his tunic. To add

the frolic, he fell on his bolly.

And now he is known as a eunuch.