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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:07,820 - action. 2 00:00:07,843 --> 00:00:08,905 - I... - let's... 3 00:00:08,928 --> 00:00:10,756 Oh, I'm sorry, darling. - honestly! 4 00:00:12,756 --> 00:00:14,329 No, we're just going From my line. 5 00:00:14,351 --> 00:00:15,731 - okay. 6 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:17,710 So let's start with her line? - yes. 7 00:00:17,733 --> 00:00:19,559 - bitch. 8 00:00:31,513 --> 00:00:34,936 - every week is just a new Surprise for us around here. 9 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:36,306 - that thing that I wore To that thing 10 00:00:36,330 --> 00:00:37,807 Where that guy thought I was that model? 11 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:39,656 - oh, that's... Oh, sorry. 12 00:00:39,679 --> 00:00:41,379 - well, I don't know! 13 00:00:41,402 --> 00:00:43,484 Enough with the hands. 14 00:00:43,507 --> 00:00:46,642 It was the angle of the picture, ! 15 00:00:48,165 --> 00:00:49,864 - come on, we can catch A ride with this fruit... 16 00:00:49,887 --> 00:00:51,906 - wait... - oh. 17 00:00:53,365 --> 00:00:54,765 I mean, mercy! 18 00:00:55,917 --> 00:00:57,138 - and... Action. 19 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,275 - well, obviously the only Authentic psychics 20 00:00:59,298 --> 00:01:01,316 Are in l.A. 21 00:01:01,339 --> 00:01:04,921 It's just like The mexican food. 22 00:01:04,944 --> 00:01:07,696 - actually, I was surprised Cleveland had psychics. 23 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:11,268 - oh, we have a sizeable Sss... 24 00:01:11,291 --> 00:01:13,342 Sucker american community. 25 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,639 What are you laughing at? 26 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:23,326 Don't make fun Of an older woman. 27 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:26,452 - imagine the look on her face 28 00:01:26,475 --> 00:01:29,132 When she sees me Belting out her vocals. 29 00:01:29,154 --> 00:01:31,365 - yeah, I can't imagine it, Because I'll be singing lead. 30 00:01:31,388 --> 00:01:33,567 - no, I'm singing lead. - but you stink. 31 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:35,352 - but you stink much worse! 32 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:36,596 - we all stink! 33 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:38,479 But this... 34 00:01:38,502 --> 00:01:42,084 ♪ will make us all sound cool ♪ 35 00:01:44,976 --> 00:01:47,793 ♪ ♪ 36 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,218 - bottoms up, everybody! 37 00:01:50,241 --> 00:01:51,972 ♪ we're four single girls ♪ 38 00:01:51,995 --> 00:01:53,790 ♪ on a saturday night ♪ 39 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:55,418 ♪ having tom brady's baby Might be fun ♪ 40 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,459 - ♪ if you're doing it right ♪ 41 00:01:57,483 --> 00:02:00,234 - ♪ we're four single girls On a saturday night ♪ 42 00:02:00,257 --> 00:02:03,105 - I don't need sex with you. I have my son. 43 00:02:03,128 --> 00:02:05,273 ♪ we are so not gonna Get laid tonight ♪ 44 00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:07,571 Hello! 45 00:02:07,593 --> 00:02:09,071 I'm melanie. 46 00:02:09,093 --> 00:02:10,889 Sometimes my voice 47 00:02:10,912 --> 00:02:13,122 Gets deep and sensual. 48 00:02:13,145 --> 00:02:14,908 - I am victor victoria chase. 49 00:02:14,931 --> 00:02:18,066 I'm sexy if you really Put your mind to it. 50 00:02:18,089 --> 00:02:20,138 - hi, I'm joy. I'm engaged... 51 00:02:20,162 --> 00:02:21,798 To a homeless man. 52 00:02:21,821 --> 00:02:22,851 - it's me. 53 00:02:22,874 --> 00:02:25,275 I'm powerless 54 00:02:25,298 --> 00:02:27,572 In the presence of A real man. 55 00:02:27,595 --> 00:02:29,135 - don't stop! 56 00:02:29,158 --> 00:02:31,751 - ♪ we're four single girls On a saturday night ♪ 57 00:02:31,775 --> 00:02:33,090 - ♪ see ya, losers ♪ 58 00:02:33,114 --> 00:02:34,367 ♪ I got a date ♪ 59 00:02:34,390 --> 00:02:36,408 - ♪ we are so not gonna Get laid tonight ♪ 60 00:02:36,431 --> 00:02:37,493 - aah! 61 00:02:37,516 --> 00:02:39,853 - four. All four cameras. Mark. 62 00:02:39,875 --> 00:02:42,819 - hey, this is reggie With the alarm company. 63 00:02:42,842 --> 00:02:45,467 I'm not gonna make it today. Please call to reschedule. 64 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:46,935 Oh, boy. 65 00:02:49,255 --> 00:02:52,198 - I'm good. 66 00:02:52,220 --> 00:02:54,016 - ♪ we're been doing this For hours ♪ 67 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,186 ♪ but I can't stop ♪ 68 00:02:57,580 --> 00:02:59,951 - and... Action. 69 00:02:59,974 --> 00:03:02,470 - oh, who am I kidding? I can't be poor. 70 00:03:02,492 --> 00:03:04,352 I'm flying to sha... 71 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:07,159 ♪ flying to shaw Shh shh da ♪ 72 00:03:07,181 --> 00:03:08,882 Oh, who am I kidding? 73 00:03:08,905 --> 00:03:10,445 I can't be poor. 74 00:03:10,468 --> 00:03:12,869 I'm plying... 75 00:03:14,136 --> 00:03:15,454 Okay, now I'm really Ready. 76 00:03:15,476 --> 00:03:18,547 - is it too late to recast? 77 00:03:22,398 --> 00:03:25,214 - oh, who am I kidding? I can't be poor. 78 00:03:25,237 --> 00:03:27,372 I'm flying private to... To chi... 79 00:03:28,969 --> 00:03:31,978 I used to be able to speak, But that was last season. 80 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,348 As an actress, I have an extremely 81 00:03:33,371 --> 00:03:36,667 Highly developed set Of vocal chords. 82 00:03:38,857 --> 00:03:41,004 Right before we went to move... Bah-hee. 83 00:03:41,027 --> 00:03:43,492 I think I killed The soonlugee. 84 00:03:43,516 --> 00:03:45,024 Who? 85 00:03:45,047 --> 00:03:47,800 Susan lucci. 86 00:03:47,822 --> 00:03:50,510 My winston is an extremely Happer and dancin... 87 00:03:52,671 --> 00:03:54,529 - talk much? 88 00:03:54,552 --> 00:03:58,741 I... 89 00:04:03,867 --> 00:04:05,282 Aah! - aah! 90 00:04:06,897 --> 00:04:09,427 - just remember... Stick to the script. 91 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,214 - listen to this. 92 00:04:11,236 --> 00:04:12,394 - smooth. 93 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:13,861 - ehh. Eeh! 94 00:04:13,884 --> 00:04:15,775 Sorry. 95 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:16,796 Rruuu.. 96 00:04:16,819 --> 00:04:19,986 He... Rrrruuu... Sorry. 97 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,102 - hah! 98 00:04:23,422 --> 00:04:24,994 - ach ach ach ach ach! 99 00:04:25,017 --> 00:04:27,418 - honorary... Rrrruuu... 100 00:04:28,845 --> 00:04:32,106 - yay! Whoo whoo whoo! 101 00:04:32,130 --> 00:04:33,957 - that one doesn't even Make sense. 102 00:04:33,981 --> 00:04:36,637 - may we please get back To the topic at hand? 103 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:38,104 You are going to break The heart 104 00:04:38,127 --> 00:04:41,358 Of a man who truly believed That you have a future together. 105 00:04:49,005 --> 00:04:50,545 Ha ha ha! 106 00:04:53,631 --> 00:04:56,064 - I think we're getting Into a weird area here. 107 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,392 - you mean the guy who Humped and bumped you before... 108 00:04:58,416 --> 00:05:00,817 I'm so sorry. 109 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,125 - just read it normally. 110 00:05:02,148 --> 00:05:03,464 Normally? 111 00:05:03,487 --> 00:05:06,144 Whatever do you mean? 112 00:05:09,962 --> 00:05:11,280 - oh, yay, jane! 113 00:05:13,536 --> 00:05:16,542 Weird. I thought I 114 00:05:19,023 --> 00:05:21,647 - nuk dak puk najica ee! 115 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:27,314 Such a beautiful language. 116 00:05:29,007 --> 00:05:30,292 - you know, On edge of tomorrow, 117 00:05:30,315 --> 00:05:32,174 When honor st. Raven went in For a double murder, 118 00:05:32,196 --> 00:05:33,641 She was released After six weeks 119 00:05:33,664 --> 00:05:35,939 For saving the warden's children From an axe murderess. 120 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,118 And not only that. 121 00:05:37,141 --> 00:05:39,702 She earned a degree In advanced bionics 122 00:05:39,725 --> 00:05:42,126 From the yale University of correspondence. 123 00:05:42,149 --> 00:05:44,742 So sometimes, you know, You just... 124 00:05:44,765 --> 00:05:48,762 Make prison What you need to make prison. 125 00:05:51,145 --> 00:05:53,834 I would say, More than anything in the world, 126 00:05:53,856 --> 00:05:55,907 Victoria wants adulation. 127 00:05:57,493 --> 00:05:59,607 Honor st. Raven Did have a situation like this. 128 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:01,139 I played a bass-playing Angel... 129 00:06:01,162 --> 00:06:02,894 A homeless woman... A sexy lady lawyer... 130 00:06:02,917 --> 00:06:05,190 A lady storm chaser In the lifetime movie... 131 00:06:05,213 --> 00:06:07,263 concrete pillow... Always by your side... 132 00:06:07,286 --> 00:06:08,635 rock and roll heaven... 133 00:06:08,657 --> 00:06:10,805 soccer mom ninja! 134 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:11,984 Hah! 135 00:06:12,008 --> 00:06:14,123 - was that the one Where you were sent to earth 136 00:06:14,145 --> 00:06:16,036 To teach death row inmates About love and harmony? 137 00:06:16,059 --> 00:06:19,640 - no. That was Dead man rocking. 138 00:06:19,663 --> 00:06:21,938 It's basic cable. 139 00:06:21,961 --> 00:06:23,755 - how do you know that? - well, don't you remember 140 00:06:23,778 --> 00:06:25,797 on edge of tomorrow when Honor st. Raven became a nun 141 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,360 And took a vow of silence? 142 00:06:27,383 --> 00:06:30,890 I did all my acting With my eyes. 143 00:06:43,460 --> 00:06:45,766 - ladies and ladies... 144 00:06:45,788 --> 00:06:48,063 Elka has left the building. 145 00:06:48,086 --> 00:06:49,147 - no, no! 146 00:06:49,170 --> 00:06:50,455 Hang on. 147 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:51,763 Why don't you guys Take five, 148 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,326 I'll put on A giant pot of coffee, 149 00:06:53,349 --> 00:06:55,016 And we'll rehearse Some more? 150 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:56,866 Sorry. I'll take that again. 151 00:06:56,889 --> 00:06:59,642 Hang on. Why don't you guys r... 152 00:06:59,665 --> 00:07:01,939 How about you guys take five... 153 00:07:01,962 --> 00:07:03,247 I'll put on a giant Pot of coffee, 154 00:07:03,270 --> 00:07:04,745 And we'll rehearse For a few more hours... 155 00:07:04,768 --> 00:07:07,861 - a little louder, honey. They couldn't hear you. 156 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,593 - I always say to them, 157 00:07:12,617 --> 00:07:15,208 "Don't fix me. Don't mend me." 158 00:07:15,232 --> 00:07:17,346 Because there's so much More fun to be had 159 00:07:17,369 --> 00:07:20,153 When you're playing someone Who's a little bit unstable 160 00:07:20,176 --> 00:07:21,557 And crazy. 161 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,056 I've had a tough year. 162 00:07:23,079 --> 00:07:25,130 I was engaged To a homeless man. 163 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,725 My business is in shambles, 164 00:07:26,748 --> 00:07:28,351 I'm about to be deported. 165 00:07:28,374 --> 00:07:30,202 I went from, "I love you" To a restraining order 166 00:07:30,225 --> 00:07:32,690 In under ten minutes. 167 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,508 I've had mothers walk in. 168 00:07:34,531 --> 00:07:36,294 I've had mirrors Fall from ceilings, 169 00:07:36,316 --> 00:07:37,985 Revealing hidden cameras. 170 00:07:38,008 --> 00:07:39,325 I've had pet ferrets. 171 00:07:39,348 --> 00:07:42,259 I accidentally shot the son I gave up for adoption. 172 00:07:42,282 --> 00:07:44,450 Oh, god, my life. 173 00:07:45,474 --> 00:07:47,300 I love this guy. 174 00:07:47,323 --> 00:07:49,182 So much. 175 00:07:49,204 --> 00:07:51,882 - and I love you so much, Baby. 176 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,053 - hey, coming up next... 177 00:08:12,076 --> 00:08:15,467 Hal-lo. 178 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:18,688 - now, come on. Keep your perspective. 179 00:08:18,711 --> 00:08:20,586 You want some of this? 180 00:08:25,028 --> 00:08:26,281 - johnny, johnny. 181 00:08:26,304 --> 00:08:28,131 You have been given A second chance. 182 00:08:28,154 --> 00:08:29,280 Now, come on. 183 00:08:29,303 --> 00:08:31,162 Keep your perspective. 184 00:08:35,619 --> 00:08:37,700 - we're getting Each other dates, 185 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:39,742 And here's who I want. 186 00:08:39,765 --> 00:08:41,210 - jack huntington? 187 00:08:41,232 --> 00:08:43,921 Wow. He's handsome. - and rich. 188 00:08:43,944 --> 00:08:46,281 I'm steering my boat In a whole new direction... 189 00:08:46,304 --> 00:08:49,249 Hot and loaded. 190 00:08:49,272 --> 00:08:50,780 - ♪ what girls, what girls ♪ 191 00:08:50,802 --> 00:08:51,896 ♪ like about boys ♪ 192 00:08:51,918 --> 00:08:53,300 ♪ what girls, what girls ♪ 193 00:08:53,322 --> 00:08:55,086 ♪ like about boys ♪ 194 00:08:55,109 --> 00:08:57,000 - can you find me Somebody... 195 00:08:57,023 --> 00:08:58,531 Laid back? 196 00:08:58,554 --> 00:09:01,466 Maybe with a beard, Long hair. 197 00:09:01,489 --> 00:09:03,188 - no man-boobs. 198 00:09:03,211 --> 00:09:05,262 Nothing abnormally Large or small. 199 00:09:05,285 --> 00:09:07,496 Young, latin, adoring. 200 00:09:07,518 --> 00:09:09,345 No third anything. 201 00:09:09,368 --> 00:09:12,056 - nice buns too. 202 00:09:12,079 --> 00:09:14,193 - a charming, lying, Handsome rat 203 00:09:14,216 --> 00:09:15,852 Who no girl could resist. 204 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:18,437 - faded levis and no shirt. 205 00:09:18,459 --> 00:09:19,935 - on a motorcycle. No helmet. 206 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:21,562 Bit of a scruff. 207 00:09:21,584 --> 00:09:22,806 - I don't care What he's wearing. 208 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:24,338 I can just picture him On top of me. 209 00:09:24,361 --> 00:09:27,018 - ♪ what girls like About boys ♪ 210 00:09:27,041 --> 00:09:28,645 - I've always had a thing For robert de niro. 211 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,176 - ♪ they like everything ♪ 212 00:09:30,199 --> 00:09:31,803 - I like that. 213 00:09:31,826 --> 00:09:33,652 - I like it When you talk. 214 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:36,970 - he had a butt Like two scoops of ice cream. 215 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,948 - probably doesn't look Anything like jesus, right? 216 00:09:38,971 --> 00:09:41,468 I'm just freaking out Over nothing. 217 00:09:47,009 --> 00:09:49,124 - I am on a date With conjoined twins. 218 00:09:49,147 --> 00:09:50,560 - but he's a really nice guy. 219 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:52,984 - I am on a date With conjoined twins. 220 00:09:53,006 --> 00:09:55,057 How could you not have Noticed this? 221 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:58,619 - I was a little busy looking For men without breasts! 222 00:09:59,992 --> 00:10:02,490 And it was harder Than you think in cleveland. 223 00:10:02,513 --> 00:10:04,755 Why must our planet be filled 224 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,477 With beautiful women Who exist simply to... 225 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,232 Break our hearts? 226 00:10:08,255 --> 00:10:11,741 - wait! Wait, Now I want you back. 227 00:10:11,764 --> 00:10:13,782 - ♪ what girls Like about boys ♪ 228 00:10:13,805 --> 00:10:15,345 - imagine what He looks like naked. 229 00:10:15,368 --> 00:10:17,737 - I'm way ahead of ya. 230 00:10:20,185 --> 00:10:23,373 - I have never enjoyed Chatting with a woman more. 231 00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:26,542 - line. 232 00:10:26,565 --> 00:10:27,785 I'm so sorry, steve. 233 00:10:27,809 --> 00:10:29,317 - no, no, no, baby, Are you kidding? 234 00:10:29,339 --> 00:10:31,231 I'm making up My own lines also. 235 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,430 - you said at the meeting 236 00:10:36,453 --> 00:10:37,993 That you know the spot Where it goes down. 237 00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:41,024 Can you take me there? 238 00:10:41,047 --> 00:10:43,417 - I... 239 00:10:48,384 --> 00:10:52,401 There's nothing I would like more! 240 00:10:53,679 --> 00:10:55,156 - action. 241 00:10:55,179 --> 00:10:56,497 - up until Your one-night stand 242 00:10:56,519 --> 00:10:58,186 Turned out to be Your boyfriend's brother, 243 00:10:58,209 --> 00:11:01,153 You had a sex life. 244 00:11:01,176 --> 00:11:02,812 - why do I feel As slutty as I look? 245 00:11:02,835 --> 00:11:06,640 Uh... Sound? 246 00:11:06,663 --> 00:11:08,043 - bingo! 247 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:09,511 - I love melanie. 248 00:11:09,534 --> 00:11:11,202 I just... I love melanie. 249 00:11:11,224 --> 00:11:12,796 She's so much fun to play. 250 00:11:12,819 --> 00:11:15,316 She does things I would Probably never do 251 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:17,325 Or feel I could Get away with. 252 00:11:17,348 --> 00:11:19,303 But I love being able To do that through melanie. 253 00:11:19,326 --> 00:11:21,154 Let me... Let me... Oh, god bless america! 254 00:11:21,177 --> 00:11:22,270 God bless america! 255 00:11:22,293 --> 00:11:23,929 God bless america! 256 00:11:23,952 --> 00:11:25,875 - melanie's getting a little Feistier this season, 257 00:11:25,897 --> 00:11:27,183 I've noticed. 258 00:11:27,205 --> 00:11:28,395 She's got a little More salt in her. 259 00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:30,468 - you want some of this? 260 00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:31,936 - 'cause she was kind of America's sweetheart, 261 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,021 Which I think Really annoyed her. 262 00:11:33,043 --> 00:11:35,688 What the? 263 00:11:36,903 --> 00:11:38,667 There was a scene That the writers wrote 264 00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:40,867 That we started having A lot of fun with. 265 00:11:40,890 --> 00:11:42,526 So they extended it A little bit 266 00:11:42,549 --> 00:11:44,950 Where joy meets her son, 267 00:11:44,973 --> 00:11:47,662 Her long-lost son For the first time 268 00:11:47,685 --> 00:11:49,288 And accidentally shoots him. 269 00:11:49,311 --> 00:11:52,989 - look, I have an alarm guy Coming in the morning. 270 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:55,085 We do not need any guns. 271 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,519 - aah! Man: aah! 272 00:11:57,543 --> 00:12:00,103 Oh! My-my name is owen. 273 00:12:00,126 --> 00:12:01,347 I'm looking for My birth mother. 274 00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:03,282 Which one of you Is joyce scroggs? 275 00:12:05,294 --> 00:12:07,918 - her. 276 00:12:07,941 --> 00:12:09,736 - literally, it was a scene 277 00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:11,522 That we never rehearsed All the way through 278 00:12:11,546 --> 00:12:13,150 Without laughing. 279 00:12:13,173 --> 00:12:16,052 - we were really bad. - well, it was impossible. 280 00:12:16,075 --> 00:12:17,424 - he's waking up. 281 00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:19,466 - I don't know how to do A british accent! 282 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,485 - just talk like I do! - oh, this is a bad idea. 283 00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:27,876 Hal-lo! 284 00:12:36,204 --> 00:12:37,170 Don't start... 285 00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:38,223 - action. 286 00:12:38,246 --> 00:12:40,200 - I wish I had known You were comin'. 287 00:12:40,223 --> 00:12:42,487 I'd have put on A spot o' tea. 288 00:12:48,294 --> 00:12:51,642 What your mom is trying to say... 289 00:12:56,109 --> 00:13:01,350 What your mom is trying to say In her reserved english way is 290 00:13:01,373 --> 00:13:02,849 Gosh, darn it... 291 00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:06,167 Stop. 292 00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:07,857 Perhaps I can be 293 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:12,005 Of some assistance. 294 00:13:12,027 --> 00:13:15,694 I'm lady winchester. 295 00:13:20,098 --> 00:13:22,212 - are you all insane? 296 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,744 - oh, good, The paramedics are here. 297 00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:28,006 - I brought a wee bag o' ice For the wee un's leg. 298 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:33,505 What? We're not doing that anymore? 299 00:13:33,527 --> 00:13:35,483 Coming up next... 300 00:13:35,506 --> 00:13:37,716 I signed up When my bender was over. 301 00:13:37,739 --> 00:13:39,884 In fact, That's my screen name... 302 00:13:39,907 --> 00:13:43,733 Bend her over. 303 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,559 - action. - nothing tastes as good 304 00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:55,355 As finally fulfilling A lifelong dream... 305 00:13:57,005 --> 00:13:58,577 - you okay? - medic! 306 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,639 - had a little hairball. I'll be good, though. 307 00:14:01,662 --> 00:14:03,266 - action. 308 00:14:03,289 --> 00:14:06,329 Oh, jee... 309 00:14:06,352 --> 00:14:08,338 Honey, cocktail hour Isn't for another hour. 310 00:14:08,361 --> 00:14:09,775 - you don't sound drunk. 311 00:14:09,797 --> 00:14:12,198 - you can tell Because I... 312 00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:14,389 I'm stumbling Over my lines. 313 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,801 - so far the only song We know is, um... 314 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:22,438 What song is it That we know? 315 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:24,511 Oh, my god! - what? 316 00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,999 - I don't know The freaking line! 317 00:14:27,022 --> 00:14:28,945 - we're very immature. - unprofessional. 318 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,988 - yeah. Well, They're much younger. 319 00:14:31,011 --> 00:14:32,296 - yeah. Right. 320 00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:34,687 - no, I'll start going Just because 321 00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:36,379 She's got sparkly, pretty, Dancing eyes. 322 00:14:36,402 --> 00:14:37,782 And so when she starts To like 323 00:14:37,805 --> 00:14:39,951 Get a little glimmer And smile a little bit, 324 00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:41,386 I'm outta there. - but I don't sometimes! 325 00:14:41,409 --> 00:14:44,321 And you accuse me of doing that, And I'm not! 326 00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:46,873 - remember those giant muffins We loved 327 00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:49,456 Until we found out they were Like a thousand calories each? 328 00:14:49,479 --> 00:14:52,190 He's that good. He's muffin good. 329 00:14:57,806 --> 00:14:59,633 You get a twinkle In your eye! 330 00:14:59,656 --> 00:15:01,930 - I am not twinkling! Come on. 331 00:15:01,953 --> 00:15:04,992 I'm not. Okay. 332 00:15:05,014 --> 00:15:07,277 He's that good. He's muffin good! 333 00:15:08,779 --> 00:15:10,894 - no! - yes! 334 00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:13,573 - well, we're just going To have to do for each other 335 00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:15,103 What we did With the muffins. 336 00:15:15,126 --> 00:15:16,284 - just eat the top? 337 00:15:16,307 --> 00:15:18,314 - hmm... 338 00:15:20,423 --> 00:15:23,271 - here we go, right from there. - wait, I messed up, betty. 339 00:15:23,294 --> 00:15:25,663 - I didn't, of course! 340 00:15:25,686 --> 00:15:27,799 - you have to understand, Betty is... 341 00:15:27,822 --> 00:15:30,639 She can hold on Longer than any of us. 342 00:15:30,662 --> 00:15:33,064 She can stand there And give you the stink eye 343 00:15:33,087 --> 00:15:35,870 For like a long, Long time before she'll go... 344 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,306 - should we try The lemon meringue? 345 00:15:37,329 --> 00:15:40,686 - no. The guys At pie curious were right. 346 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:44,441 Once you go blackberry... 347 00:16:12,801 --> 00:16:14,946 I signed up When my bender was over. 348 00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:16,925 In fact, That's my screen name... 349 00:16:16,948 --> 00:16:19,849 Bend her over. 350 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,973 - that night When you did bend her over, 351 00:16:26,996 --> 00:16:28,313 You just could not Hang on. 352 00:16:28,336 --> 00:16:29,461 You absolutely could not. 353 00:16:29,484 --> 00:16:31,919 - I defy anyone To watch that 354 00:16:31,941 --> 00:16:34,246 And not start giggling. 355 00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:36,883 - I signed up When my bender was over. 356 00:16:39,821 --> 00:16:41,169 Oh, I am so sorry. 357 00:16:41,192 --> 00:16:42,987 No, no! 358 00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:46,517 I signed up when my Bender was over. 359 00:16:47,922 --> 00:16:50,675 - all right, Nobody look at her. 360 00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:52,715 - from your line. - from mine? 361 00:16:52,738 --> 00:16:53,928 - yes. - oh. 362 00:16:53,951 --> 00:16:55,385 I signed up when my... 363 00:17:01,926 --> 00:17:04,934 I signed up when my... 364 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:08,336 God, no, please forgive me. Please! 365 00:17:10,603 --> 00:17:13,387 - joy, he is genuinely Crazy about you. 366 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:14,918 - really? Are you sure? 367 00:17:14,941 --> 00:17:17,087 - not only are you going To destroy his ego, 368 00:17:17,110 --> 00:17:18,842 But you are going to Break the heart of a man 369 00:17:18,865 --> 00:17:22,127 Who genuinely thinks That you're in love with him. 370 00:17:22,151 --> 00:17:24,679 That's not right. 371 00:17:24,703 --> 00:17:26,369 - jane, to you. Action. 372 00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:28,444 - really? Are you sure? 373 00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:30,548 - not only are you going To destroy his ego, 374 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,687 But you are going to break The heart of a man 375 00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:35,833 Who truly believes you have A future together! 376 00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:39,864 - that was good! 377 00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:46,658 - you're nice too. 378 00:17:46,681 --> 00:17:49,242 - I didn't know You were still acting. 379 00:17:52,774 --> 00:17:53,868 - coming up next... 380 00:17:53,891 --> 00:17:56,578 - you bitch. You've got a b... 381 00:18:03,364 --> 00:18:04,904 - check this out. 382 00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:08,638 ♪ nobody knows ♪ 383 00:18:08,661 --> 00:18:11,285 ♪ the trouble I've seen ♪ 384 00:18:13,987 --> 00:18:21,578 ♪ ♪ 385 00:18:22,983 --> 00:18:27,618 Oh, you've gotta front up And bug down, bitch. 386 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,774 Oh, you've gotta front up And bug down, bitch. 387 00:18:30,797 --> 00:18:34,380 What? I'm in frickin' jail! 388 00:18:34,402 --> 00:18:36,421 I've done a little time Myself. 389 00:18:36,444 --> 00:18:38,590 I'm not going back To the slammer. 390 00:18:38,613 --> 00:18:40,314 So one con to another... 391 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,099 I'm gonna kill that mother! 392 00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:45,226 Oh, you've gotta front up And bug down, bitch. 393 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,183 What? 394 00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:47,735 It's prison slang. 395 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:53,710 Well, we know who The bitch is gonna be. 396 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,454 You've gotta... 397 00:18:56,732 --> 00:18:58,815 Bitch, you've got To bug down and... 398 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,239 You've gotta... You've gotta go. 399 00:19:01,262 --> 00:19:05,418 Bitch, you've gotta Front up and bug down... 400 00:19:05,441 --> 00:19:08,385 I can't work With these women. 401 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,809 I have no business Doing this much work 402 00:19:10,832 --> 00:19:12,690 At this age, For heaven's sake. 403 00:19:12,713 --> 00:19:14,318 But what's to walk away from? 404 00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:17,379 You can't walk away From these girls. 405 00:19:17,403 --> 00:19:18,753 - it's a compression garment 406 00:19:18,776 --> 00:19:20,667 That gives a smooth line Under your clothes. 407 00:19:20,690 --> 00:19:24,078 Oh, 408 00:19:24,101 --> 00:19:25,727 I've got... 409 00:19:30,929 --> 00:19:34,095 It's not easy Working with these girls. 410 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,996 But it's wonderful. 28459

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