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- previously on
Hot in cleveland...
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- but this is
My first trip to l.A.,
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And this is robert redford's
Favorite restaurant.
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- please!
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You seriously expect me to
Believe you have an evil twin?
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- a dim figure
Hovers above you.
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You wake up horrified
And realize...
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- I have to go.
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Maybe we can talk
Some more later?
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- you can count on it.
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- oh, elka,
I think I blew the sale!
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- who cares?
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I found out
Where robert redford is.
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- hide me.
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I think I killed
Susan lucci.
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- I'm scared.
We shouldn't be doing this.
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- stop whining, there's nothing
To be afraid of.
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- hey, dead guy.
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Is this
The robert redford movie?
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- I wish, lady.
Try stage 19.
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- oh, excuse us,
So sorry,
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But I love
These crime show dramas.
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Hey,
Check out my david caruso.
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It looks like these crashers...
Have wrecked the scene.
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Oh, wait, wait. I got another
One, I got another one.
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Let me see...
It looks like this set...
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Has met its match.
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- what is wrong with you?
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- it's the who.
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it's the theme song
To c.S.I. Miami.
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- sorry about my friend.
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She's...
Lost her mind.
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- morning, ms. Lucci.
How are you feeling?
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- oh, much better,
Thank you.
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- oh, the newspapers
Are filled with stories
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About that crazy victoria chase
Attacking you.
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And the tabloids
Are claiming you're dead.
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- well, if I am,
I'm in heaven.
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They used that hideous old photo
Of victoria's thighs
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In a bathing suit.
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- cottage cheese?
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- large curd.
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Oh, thank you, no.
I'm too happy to eat.
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- oh, ms. Chase has been
Waiting outside all morning
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To see you.
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She's very upset
About the accident.
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- you didn't tell her
I was all right, did you?
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- oh, no, no!
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We told her the same thing
We told the press:
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"We're not releasing
Any information
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About ms. Lucci's condition
At this time."
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- good. All right, then.
Please, send her in.
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- okay.
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- but first, just for fun...
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Let's pretend
I'm in a coma.
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- a coma?
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- yes, victoria and I just adore
Playing little tricks
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On each other.
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I sent her birth certificate
To wikileaks...
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And she heckled my speech
During the tourette's benefit...
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Luckily,
Nobody noticed.
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Trust me,
She'll love it.
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- this is so exciting!
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No one does a coma
Better than you!
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- you're sweet.
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- this is horrible.
They don't mention
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My new boyfriend
Michael knight at all.
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Just "Fellow cast members
Are praying for a miracle."
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- can we please focus
On the real tragedy here?
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This pattern on my thighs
Is not cellulite!
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Clearly I'd just gotten up
From a wicker chair.
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- shouldn't you be a little more
Concerned about susan?
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- oh, she's just faking
For attention.
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I mean,
If she were really hurt,
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There'd be a million cameras
Outside the hospital...
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Which I dressed for.
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- my new boyfriend,
Michael knight,
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Was so grief-stricken
Last night about susan,
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He asked me to leave
Right after we had sex.
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He didn't want me
To see him cry.
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So sensitive!
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And he's much better in bed
Than his brother was.
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Although when they say
"Identical twins,"
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Trust me,
They're not kidding.
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- ms. Chase?
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- yes, nurse,
Is there any news?
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Or any news crews?
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- I'm afraid ms. Lucci's
Still in a coma.
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- a coma?
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- yay!
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Oh, no, not "Yay!"
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About susan,
Obviously that's tragic.
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My new boyfriend
Michael knight just texted
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That he wants to take me
To dinner in malibu
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In his brand-new ferrari!
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Which of course
Doesn't make this moment
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Any less poignant.
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- a coma?
Really?
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- oh, my god!
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We're having sushi at nobu!
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- could I possibly see her?
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- okay,
But just for a moment.
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- right.
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- fyi, your new boyfriend
Michael knight
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Slept with my best friend,
Made her all these promises,
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And never called.
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- what?
Oh, no, wait!
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Is she sure it was michael?
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Because his
Twin brother alex
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Pulled exactly the same trick
On me once.
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- his twin brother alex?
Seriously?
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Oh, you don't watch
The show, do you?
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- well, not every day.
Why?
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- michael's character
Had an evil twin brother alex
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Who impersonated him.
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- what?
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- susan...
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I know you can't speak,
But I pray you can hear me.
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Seeing you
In this miserable state,
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I can't help but...
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What am I doing?
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Am I really so shallow
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That I can only quote words
Written by people
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Not pretty enough
To be in front of the camera?
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All right,
The truth is,
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Seeing you here
In this heartbreaking, yet...
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Oddly well-groomed state...
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I am honestly sorry for...
Well, for so many things.
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For the venomous digs
And the backhanded compliments.
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For resenting your successes
And reveling in your defeats.
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For rubbing that strawberry
On your prop kleenex
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So that your perfect
Little face
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Would blow up
Like a beach ball.
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Oh, god,
I have been such a fool.
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Why did we always let
Petty jealousy
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Blind us to what was
Really important?
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I mean, if the heavens can hold
A thousand brilliant stars,
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Then surely there's room enough
For both of our lights to shine.
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If I had known that sooner,
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Then perhaps I wouldn't have
Made an enemy of someone
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Who might otherwise have been
A dear, dear friend.
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- oh, thank god.
The couple made up.
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My house sale's back on.
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This is a really big studio.
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How in the world are we ever
Going to find robert redford?
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- let's ask
This hollywood fairy.
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- elka!
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I'm sorry,
She's from a different era.
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- I'm not talking about him!
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I'm talking about her.
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Have you seen
Robert redford?
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- we heard he was
Doing his movie here.
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- see that line of extras
Over there getting wardrobe?
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That's for his movie.
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- that's it!
We could be extras!
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- no.
Absolutely not.
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There are rules,
There are unions.
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You can't just walk
Onto a movie set.
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- oh, you're probably right.
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I just thought,
After my trial,
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When I'm in that cold,
Dark cell...
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- you are not
Going to guilt me into this.
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- my spirits could soar
On the wings of a memory.
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- stop it!
- the memory of meeting
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And getting the tiniest bit
Handsy with robert...
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- oh-kay, fine.
All right.
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- all right. We can
Catch a ride with this fruit.
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- oh, wait a minute.
When I turn around,
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I better see a man
Dressed like a banana.
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Close enough.
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- oh, no.
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They're blocking the path
To my dressing room
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Like angry villagers.
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- the director's smiling
And waving you over.
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- of course he is.
This is hollywood.
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You know,
Two air kisses
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Before they stab you
In the back
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And gloat
Over your carcass.
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- speaking of bloody carcasses,
I believe I owe
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My new ex-boyfriend
Michael knight a visit.
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Hmm, I wonder if this works
On more than just bagels?
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- victoria, a word.
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- listen,
Before you say anything...
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- we want you to do
Your original speech.
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- pardon?
- the hospital called.
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Susan's fine, but she just
Needs some time to recuperate.
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- could you repeat
That first part, again?
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- susan is fine.
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- no, no, no,
The part about my speech.
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Am I really
Getting it back?
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- yes.
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We want you to deliver it
To a photograph of susan.
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Now, of course,
If you're not comfortable
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Doing the scene
Without her,
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We can always...
- oh, no, no, no.
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As much as it pains me to
Perform the entire scene alone...
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No head bandages, right?
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- right.
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- to do the whole scene
Entirely alone,
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I know that if susan
Were standing here,
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She'd be looking way,
Way up at the rest of us,
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Saying, "Oh, victoria,
Please, do this for me."
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Tissue.
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Water.
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Sandwich.
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- that's how susan keeps warm
Between takes.
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And, action.
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Oh, erica.
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I know you can't hear me,
But wherever you are,
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I pray that you know
That I know,
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That you wish you had
Been there to warn me
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That liza had sabotaged
That stairway.
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Thank you,
Thank you,
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But I was merely
Taking a dramatic pause.
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Please hold your applause
Until I have completed...
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The scene.
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- I believe
They were clapping for me.
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- oh, hell.
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Susan!
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- this is amazing.
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We thought you were
Taking some time off.
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- and let poor victoria
Stumble through the scene
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All alone?
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What kind of a friend
And younger mentor would I be?
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- but surely
After your long coma,
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You could use
A little rest.
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- on the contrary.
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In spite of my alleged
"Accident," I feel fine.
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So... Should we shoot the scene
The way we rehearsed it?
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- oh, what a trooper!
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What do you say, victoria?
Hmm?
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- I'm speechless.
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- you are now.
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- where exactly does it say
"Ferrari" on the jacket?
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Uh?
Front and back?
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I'll take it.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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And...
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ciao!
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Come in.
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- hello, michael.
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- hello, gorgeous.
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Listen. I, um,
I got a love scene coming up.
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Want to help me rehearse?
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- I would, but something awful's
Just happened.
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- I know.
Lucci is back.
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But, face it,
There's no show without her.
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- it's not that.
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Just now,
When I was in the parking lot,
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Admiring your brand-new
Ferrari...
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I ran into alex!
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- what?
253
00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:30,018
- your evil twin.
254
00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:31,646
And when I told him
You and I were together,
255
00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:33,339
He flew into
A jealous rage
256
00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:37,511
And started attacking your
Gorgeous new car with a crowbar.
257
00:11:39,141 --> 00:11:40,492
- what are you
Talking about?
258
00:11:40,514 --> 00:11:41,832
- oh, it was horrible.
259
00:11:41,855 --> 00:11:44,355
He shattered the windshield,
He slashed the tires,
260
00:11:44,378 --> 00:11:48,602
He even ripped that cute little
Prancing horse off the hood.
261
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,359
- I don't have
An evil twin!
262
00:11:50,382 --> 00:11:52,412
- and now, you don't have
A ferrari, either.
263
00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:04,185
- why did we always let
Petty jealousy
264
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:06,995
Blind us to what's
Really important?
265
00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:09,103
If the heavens can hold
266
00:12:09,126 --> 00:12:12,968
A thousand brilliant stars,
267
00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:18,491
Surely there's room enough
For both our lights to shine.
268
00:12:18,514 --> 00:12:21,685
If only I had
Realized this sooner,
269
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:25,293
Perhaps I wouldn't have made
An enemy out of someone
270
00:12:25,316 --> 00:12:29,860
Who might otherwise have been
A dear, dear friend.
271
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,000
Cut.
272
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,917
Susan, that was fantastic.
273
00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:39,248
Those last lines...
They weren't even in the script!
274
00:12:39,272 --> 00:12:40,366
- I know.
275
00:12:40,389 --> 00:12:43,080
But just lying
In my hospital bed today,
276
00:12:43,104 --> 00:12:44,901
They just came to me.
277
00:12:44,924 --> 00:12:46,400
- "Lying" all right.
278
00:12:46,423 --> 00:12:47,742
- writing and acting.
279
00:12:47,765 --> 00:12:50,138
Is there anything
This one cannot do, hmm?
280
00:12:55,907 --> 00:12:59,270
- to be honest,
I owe it all to victoria.
281
00:12:59,294 --> 00:13:02,048
- well, thank you, susan.
282
00:13:02,071 --> 00:13:04,570
- her portrayal
Of a lifeless vegetable
283
00:13:04,594 --> 00:13:08,595
Was just so convincing
That it made my job effortless.
284
00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:15,907
- oh, robert.
285
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:20,473
I can't believe
You feel the same way too.
286
00:13:20,496 --> 00:13:22,965
- really?
287
00:13:22,988 --> 00:13:24,433
You honestly think
Robert redford's
288
00:13:24,456 --> 00:13:26,445
Going to look across
This imaginary ocean
289
00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:27,626
And ask you
To marry him?
290
00:13:27,649 --> 00:13:31,458
- he's been doing it
In my head for 30 years.
291
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:34,205
- elka!
292
00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:38,611
- the servants should be seen
And not heard.
293
00:13:38,634 --> 00:13:41,102
- okay, remember, we are
Going to cgi in
294
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,699
The storm
And the ocean.
295
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,285
But we need you to pretend
To be freezing,
296
00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:48,224
And you are desperate
To be rescued, all right?
297
00:13:48,247 --> 00:13:49,660
Okay,
We're ready to shoot.
298
00:13:49,683 --> 00:13:52,725
- oh, but robert redford
Isn't here yet.
299
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,983
- lady,
This is second unit.
300
00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:58,377
- what does that mean?
301
00:13:58,401 --> 00:14:01,476
- it means there are no stars
In this scene.
302
00:14:01,498 --> 00:14:03,456
So this has just been
A big old waste of time.
303
00:14:03,479 --> 00:14:05,658
And, elka, these things
Are really itchy.
304
00:14:05,681 --> 00:14:07,670
I can't stand it.
Maybe we should just go.
305
00:14:07,693 --> 00:14:11,565
- no, he'll see me
In editing.
306
00:14:11,588 --> 00:14:15,685
And he'll say,
"Who is that beautiful extra?"
307
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:18,112
And he'll track me down...
308
00:14:18,135 --> 00:14:20,795
- that's ridiculous,
I'm starting to get hives.
309
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,264
Can we just please go?
310
00:14:23,245 --> 00:14:25,999
Oh, all right!
311
00:14:26,023 --> 00:14:29,577
Maybe I'll get
A solitary cell.
312
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,673
Less likely
To get shanked.
313
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,047
- fine.
Hey, you know what?
314
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:35,165
On the bright side,
315
00:14:35,187 --> 00:14:36,634
I get to be in a robert redford
Movie, right?
316
00:14:36,657 --> 00:14:38,550
- and action!
Cue the waves.
317
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,263
- waves?
318
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,298
- now, remember,
It's freezing.
319
00:14:44,321 --> 00:14:46,629
You're terrified.
Oh, here comes another one.
320
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,704
- what?
321
00:14:48,727 --> 00:14:50,460
- all right, now,
Over your shoulder...
322
00:14:50,483 --> 00:14:52,695
Oh, god, here comes
The biggest one yet.
323
00:14:52,719 --> 00:14:54,260
- noooo!
324
00:15:02,842 --> 00:15:04,831
- I can't get the water
Out of my...
325
00:15:04,854 --> 00:15:07,098
Oh, there we go.
326
00:15:07,121 --> 00:15:09,014
- maybe I'm just not meant
For romance.
327
00:15:09,037 --> 00:15:11,472
Maybe I'm missing
A chip or something.
328
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,749
- oh, sweetie,
It's not your fault.
329
00:15:12,772 --> 00:15:14,411
I mean, it could have
Happened to anybody.
330
00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:17,560
- a one-night stand
With the same man twice?
331
00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:21,627
How could I be so stupid?
332
00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:23,767
- well, to be fair,
He is a professional actor,
333
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:26,864
And he had you convinced
That he was his own evil twin.
334
00:15:29,921 --> 00:15:32,707
- oh, my god!
- I know, I know.
335
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,654
How many times have we
Sat around this table
336
00:15:34,678 --> 00:15:37,179
Hashing over
Your bad boyfriends?
337
00:15:37,201 --> 00:15:38,264
Eric, the bigamist,
338
00:15:38,287 --> 00:15:40,244
Donald
With the ant farm.
339
00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:41,393
- pre-op andy...
340
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:44,543
Who turned into awkward
First-date andrea.
341
00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:48,514
- I need coffee.
342
00:15:48,537 --> 00:15:50,142
I had lucci nightmares
All night.
343
00:15:50,165 --> 00:15:51,644
I can still feel
That little muppet hand
344
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:54,102
On my mouth.
345
00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:56,689
- well,
Joy has good news for you.
346
00:15:56,712 --> 00:15:57,776
- I called
All my children
347
00:15:57,799 --> 00:15:59,340
And threatened
A sexual harassment suit
348
00:15:59,363 --> 00:16:01,096
Against a certain actor
349
00:16:01,119 --> 00:16:02,437
Unless they killed
The hospital scene
350
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,034
And wrote you a new part.
351
00:16:04,057 --> 00:16:05,854
They're flying you out again
Next week.
352
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,504
- oh, joy, thank you!
353
00:16:08,527 --> 00:16:11,378
The fact that you would do
Something so conniving for me...
354
00:16:11,401 --> 00:16:15,115
Well...
You're a true friend.
355
00:16:15,138 --> 00:16:16,712
So what kind of part is it?
356
00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:17,924
- one with hair.
357
00:16:17,947 --> 00:16:19,649
And they promised me
It would be juicy.
358
00:16:19,671 --> 00:16:21,118
- oh, well.
If it's half as juicy
359
00:16:21,141 --> 00:16:23,640
As the strawberry I squeezed
Into susan's moisturizer
360
00:16:23,664 --> 00:16:26,419
Before I left...
361
00:16:26,442 --> 00:16:28,303
I'm going to be thrilled.
362
00:16:28,326 --> 00:16:30,666
Mel, honey,
Is there something wrong?
363
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:33,380
- she's still upset
About selling her furniture.
364
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,392
- no, no, I've resigned myself
To the furniture.
365
00:16:35,415 --> 00:16:38,394
I just...
366
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,437
Now I'm just sorry
I sold the house.
367
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,768
- ohh, sweetie.
368
00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:44,749
It's going to be okay.
369
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,441
- it's a good thing.
It's what you wanted.
370
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,782
- I know.
371
00:16:47,804 --> 00:16:49,378
I know, but when
I look out these windows,
372
00:16:49,401 --> 00:16:53,689
I can still see my kids
Playing in the yard.
373
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:55,957
No other windows
Can do that for me.
374
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,267
And this doorjamb,
375
00:16:57,290 --> 00:17:00,332
This is where I measured
The kids' height.
376
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,471
Look, this is how tall
Jenna was
377
00:17:02,494 --> 00:17:04,354
When we made christmas cookies
For the very first time
378
00:17:04,377 --> 00:17:05,312
And she dropped the bowl.
379
00:17:05,335 --> 00:17:06,687
Right there...
380
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:10,294
See? There's this
Little crack in the...
381
00:17:10,318 --> 00:17:12,657
How am I going to say good-bye
To that crack?
382
00:17:12,681 --> 00:17:14,189
- I don't know,
But you better make it quick.
383
00:17:14,213 --> 00:17:16,351
Our flight's at noon.
384
00:17:18,045 --> 00:17:20,513
- no, no, our flight's
Not till 5:00.
385
00:17:20,536 --> 00:17:22,556
- oh, I got a tweet
From kimmel.
386
00:17:22,579 --> 00:17:24,568
Robert redford's leaving
For salt lake city,
387
00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:26,900
And I re-booked us
On his flight.
388
00:17:26,923 --> 00:17:29,955
- we're going to kansas?
389
00:17:32,255 --> 00:17:33,319
- utah.
390
00:17:33,342 --> 00:17:36,277
- I defy anyone to tell me
The difference.
391
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,886
- it's just
A five-hour layover.
392
00:17:40,909 --> 00:17:44,175
Oh, please.
393
00:17:44,198 --> 00:17:46,251
- spare us the dimples.
394
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:49,285
- you have no power over us,
Old woman.
395
00:17:49,308 --> 00:17:50,338
- oh, I don't care anymore.
396
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:54,106
I'm so miserable
I just want to go home.
397
00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:58,067
Oh, my gosh!
I just said I want to go home.
398
00:17:58,089 --> 00:18:01,164
- yes, honey,
We were here.
399
00:18:01,187 --> 00:18:05,027
- no! When I said "Home,"
I meant cleveland.
400
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,008
- I know, it's weird,
Isn't it?
401
00:18:07,031 --> 00:18:09,211
I've been thinking of cleveland
As home too.
402
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:10,617
- me too.
403
00:18:10,639 --> 00:18:11,894
Only I wish we could
Get there nonstop.
404
00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:14,320
We are at least
Flying first class?
405
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,416
- one of us is.
406
00:18:18,941 --> 00:18:20,196
- I don't know.
407
00:18:20,219 --> 00:18:22,719
You know, I'm single now,
The kids are grown,
408
00:18:22,741 --> 00:18:25,912
And a house really isn't a home
Without people in it.
409
00:18:25,935 --> 00:18:28,913
Wherever you guys are...
That's home to me.
410
00:18:28,936 --> 00:18:31,628
- good,
Then shake a leg.
411
00:18:31,651 --> 00:18:33,958
You know how long
Security takes,
412
00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:36,853
And I always get profiled.
413
00:18:39,347 --> 00:18:41,495
- you guys go ahead.
414
00:18:41,518 --> 00:18:44,177
I just need to do
One thing.
415
00:18:49,724 --> 00:18:51,032
Now it's home.
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