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- hot in cleveland is recorded
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In front of a live
Studio audience.
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- what are you
Doing? That's crisco!
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- I can't help it.
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I'm delirious from
Cosmetics deprivation.
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I rush-ordered some indonesian
Rosewood oil last week,
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And it still hasn't arrived.
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- the indonesian
Rosewood is endangered.
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- I know. That's why the
Box is labeled "Auto parts."
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- we're just going
To a wine tasting.
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it's not exactly a
Photo shoot for vogue.
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- yeah, well, what if someone
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Tips off the
Cleveland paparazzi?
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- you called three times.
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He's not coming.
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- oh, elka, have you gone goth?
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- I'm going to a funeral.
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- oh, I'm sorry.
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Who died?
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- I don't know.
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Some guy, I guess.
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My friend sheila crashes
Funerals to meet men.
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I'm going with.
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- but you have max.
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- just because I'm
Chained to the fence,
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It doesn't mean I
Can't bark at the cars.
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- good morning!
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- great morning!
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- what else do you
Want for breakfast?
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- I really don't have much
Of an appetite this morning.
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- I don't either anymore.
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- well, I better get out of here
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So you women can talk about me.
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- how cute is she?
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- oh, very.
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- how cute is he?
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Wait, wait, wait,
I'll walk you out.
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That way, you
Can frisk me again.
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- well, you are a
"Person of interest."
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- oh, I'll be so relieved when
The bad pun stage is over.
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- it could be worse.
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You know, we hardly
Ever see melanie
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Now that she's dating pete.
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- but I've heard everything.
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Everything.
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- well, I have some
Earplugs you can use.
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I had to buy a box of them
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Because of that owl
That keeps me up at night.
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- that's not an
Owl, that's them!
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- good lord, she
Hoots like that?
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- I think it's him. It's weird.
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- isn't pete the best?
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- "Owl" say.
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- what? What's so funny?
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- it's nothing.
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You better get dressed
For our ohio wine tasting.
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- oh, no! I totally
Forgot about that.
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You know, I promised pete
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That I'd take him
Hiking this afternoon.
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- you're canceling on us again?
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- I'm sorry. I seem to
Be doing that a lot.
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But you guys can go without me.
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- oh, no, we'll just
Wait till next week.
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It's no fun without you.
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- aw.
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- after all, you're
Our designated driver.
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- yes. I'm not gonna spit
Out perfectly free wine.
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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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But you and I are definitely
On for our movie tonight, okay?
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But can you guys blame
Me? You understand, right?
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He's just so cute!
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Outside, I stole a kiss
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And then he pretended to
Read me my miranda rights,
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And then he said, "You have
The right to remain adorable."
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- hear that?
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It's the sound of us
All turning against you.
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- don't get up.
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- where is she?
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- I beg your pardon?
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- oh, my god.
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Ms. Chase.
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My name is zack adams.
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Like yourself, I am a devotee
Of the craft of thespis.
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- shocker.
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- I am also a devotee
Of honor st. Raven,
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Which is why I am pleased
To give you this package
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From "Indonesian
Beauty auto supply."
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- oh, my rosewood oil!
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How did you get this?
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- the mailman brought it.
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I live at the same house
Number, two blocks over.
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And it's almost as if the
Hand of god was at work,
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Only it wasn't god because the
Mailman does this all the time,
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And I think he smokes weed.
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- well, thank you, zack.
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It's always so nice to meet
Such an enthusiastic fan.
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- honor st. Raven taught me
Courage, determination, love...
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Even how to survive a blizzard
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By crawling inside
A bear carcass.
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- "I never wear fur, but
This is an emergency!"
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- that was during the
Writers' strike, wasn't it?
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- ah! The best six
Months of my life.
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- actually, ms. Chase,
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I too am in a blizzard of sorts,
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And I need you to
Be my bear carcass.
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- I'm intrigued.
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- we're in rehearsal
For our school play
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And I desperately need you
To help us not make it suck.
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Even a word from you
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Would be as rejuvenating as
The indonesian rosewood oil...
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Which, I might add,
You hardly need.
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- look, I'm flattered,
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But I'm not really a
School play sort of person.
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- but you have to!
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we're doing romeo and juliet,
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Which I know is the first thing
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You ever acted
In in high school.
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- well, that is true.
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- and our production is doomed
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Because the soccer coach is
Now doubling as the drama teacher
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Due of budget cuts.
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- god, I hate jocks.
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- you were married
To a wide receiver.
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- I still don't know
What sport that was.
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- please come.
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The man wants to put
The character names
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On the back of our costumes.
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- what kind of monster is he?
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Zack, I will be your carcass.
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- all acting is an art,
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Whether some great
Work on broadway
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or a production
Of romeo and juliet
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Right here in your
Little school cafetorium.
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For why else
Would victoria chase
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Be standing here before
You on this humble stage?
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Because, believe it or not,
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I was once where you are.
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Albeit taller and
With better skin.
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So dig deep and strive
Hard to be a true artist.
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Because that is when
The awards come a'calling.
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And you had better be ready
Because they are awesome.
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- inspiring stuff.
- ah, thank you.
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- campbell, I see you
Smirk like that again,
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I'll knock your block off.
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Okay, bring it in
And take a knee.
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Listen up.
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We got our first show on friday,
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And your parents aren't paying
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To see a bunch of amateur
Ragtime grab-ass up here.
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So let's execute!
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Hands in,
"Shakespeare" on three.
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Everybody, know your
Lines and be awesome.
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One, two, three.
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All: shakespeare!
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- I see what you're
Dealing with here.
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- shh! Don't let him
Catch you talking to me.
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He'll make me do push-ups.
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Boy push-ups.
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- excuse me, is this seat taken?
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- oh. Um...
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Sorry, I'm waiting
For my friend.
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- no problem.
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- is this seat taken?
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- so that guy's the bachelor?
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- for this season.
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- looks like a guy
You want to punch.
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- shh! They're about to
Start the rose ceremony.
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- do the women know he's gay?
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Oh, big surprise.
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He chose the one with
The biggest breasts.
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- and she's a paralegal.
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And they made a
Beautiful connection
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That night he dated
Those two other women.
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- oh, yeah.
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Told them both
They were the one.
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- you know what?
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You're worse than
Watching this with joy.
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Oh, my god, joy!
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I was supposed to
Meet her at the movies!
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- excuse me,
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It appears my friend
Isn't coming after all.
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- thanks, I'm good.
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- coming soon...
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They were as close as sisters,
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Until the summer that
Would change everything.
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- if you don't have
Friends, you have nothing.
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Nothing!
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- my lips, two blushing
Pilgrims, ready stand
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To smooth that rough
Touch with a tender kiss.
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- good pilgrim, you do
Wrong your hand too much
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Which mannerly
Devotion shows in this...
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Barker, you're out
Of position again.
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Drop and gimme 20.
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- this is a waking nightmare.
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- well, everyone's
Just too scared to act.
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Except you, zack.
You are mercutio.
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- this is my friend, gina.
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My girlfriend, gina.
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- really. Well, nice
To meet you, gina.
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And are you an actor also?
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- oh, hair and makeup.
- ah.
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- I keep telling her I
Should have a beard.
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- oh, I wouldn't bother.
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- all right, guys,
Pick up the pace.
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We need to motor
Through the boring parts.
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Actually, coach, I know a
Couple of acting exercises
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I think might
Loosen everyone up.
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- these kids don't
Need loosening up.
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They need a swift
Kick in the ass.
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- you know, I have worked
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With tyrannical
Directors like you.
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It's not helpful.
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Performance is a collaboration.
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- lady, I'm just trying to
Get to the sword fight.
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- romeo and juliet is
Not about a sword fight.
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- well, if it was,
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Maybe more people
Would have heard of it.
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- you are a terrible director,
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And I know a thing or
Two about directing.
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I took a class called "A
Thing or two about directing."
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- fine, if you think you
Can do better, go for it.
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Just don't dehydrate them.
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We've had lawsuits.
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- no, but you d...
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- what's all that?
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- oh, I told melanie
I'd do her brows.
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- I'm surprised you're
Even speaking to her,
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The way she's been treating you.
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- oh, it's okay.
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So she stood me up a few times.
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She has a new
Boyfriend. I get it.
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- that's no excuse.
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In poland, the nuns had a
Saying, "Kur przed koguty."
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It means, "Chicks before..."
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You know what.
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- the nuns said that?
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- it was no sound of music.
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- right.
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- thanks again for doing this.
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And again, I'm so
Sorry about last night.
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- stop apologizing.
It's all forgotten.
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- I just lost track of time.
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Whenever I'm with pete,
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I just... I forget
About everything else.
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Oh, did I tell you,
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This morning, he
Said the cutest thing.
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Ow!
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- oh, my bad.
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00:12:16,454 --> 00:12:17,865
Raw cookie dough?
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Did you finally get that
Peruvian tapeworm you ordered?
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00:12:20,992 --> 00:12:24,694
- no. The mule got
Caught at customs again.
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Look, it's opening
Night, and I need this.
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- I thought everything
Was going great.
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What's the problem?
255
00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:33,614
- the problem is juliet.
256
00:12:33,638 --> 00:12:35,349
She's a lox.
257
00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:37,118
When she dies at the
End, no one can tell,
258
00:12:37,142 --> 00:12:40,655
Because she's been
So lifeless all along.
259
00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:42,023
- doesn't she have
An understudy?
260
00:12:42,047 --> 00:12:43,524
- ah, yes, theresa.
261
00:12:43,548 --> 00:12:44,859
Remind me to send her flowers.
262
00:12:44,883 --> 00:12:49,497
She had her baby this afternoon.
263
00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:50,964
God, what am I gonna do?
264
00:12:50,988 --> 00:12:53,100
- maybe your actress
Is just scared.
265
00:12:53,124 --> 00:12:54,835
Weren't you scared
When you started?
266
00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:59,507
- of what? Too much adulation?
267
00:12:59,531 --> 00:13:02,276
- clearly it's hard for you
To relate to the untalented,
268
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,178
But imagine, just for a second,
269
00:13:04,202 --> 00:13:06,602
What it would be like
If you were one of them.
270
00:13:10,909 --> 00:13:13,020
- inspiration has struck.
271
00:13:13,044 --> 00:13:14,956
I know just what to say to her.
272
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:17,491
oh, victoria chase's
Romeo and juliet
273
00:13:17,515 --> 00:13:19,226
Is going to be a triumph!
274
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:22,129
isn't it william shakespeare's
Romeo and juliet?
275
00:13:22,153 --> 00:13:23,764
- uh, well, I
Tweaked a few lines,
276
00:13:23,788 --> 00:13:27,056
So will and I are gonna
Share credit on the program.
277
00:13:28,359 --> 00:13:31,072
- the wax is hot. Ready?
- yeah, yeah.
278
00:13:31,096 --> 00:13:33,074
Can you give me a little bit
Of a higher arch this time?
279
00:13:33,098 --> 00:13:34,075
Because I'm meeting
Pete's friends
280
00:13:34,099 --> 00:13:35,175
For dinner tomorrow night,
281
00:13:35,199 --> 00:13:36,944
And I want them
To think I'm pretty.
282
00:13:36,968 --> 00:13:39,547
Well, you know,
And smart and stuff.
283
00:13:39,571 --> 00:13:42,349
- tomorrow night?
- yeah.
284
00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:44,752
Oh, joy! Oh, no!
285
00:13:44,776 --> 00:13:46,087
Little italy, you
And me, dinner.
286
00:13:46,111 --> 00:13:48,255
Oh, I'm so sorry.
287
00:13:48,279 --> 00:13:50,758
Listen, I would cancel,
But it's pete's friends,
288
00:13:50,782 --> 00:13:52,193
And you know how
Important friends are.
289
00:13:52,217 --> 00:13:55,329
- yes, if you don't have
Friends, you have nothing.
290
00:13:55,353 --> 00:13:57,631
Nothing.
- ow!
291
00:13:57,655 --> 00:14:00,589
- ooh, boy.
292
00:14:01,993 --> 00:14:05,372
- what? What did you do?
293
00:14:05,396 --> 00:14:08,743
Aah!
294
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:11,779
Where's my eyebrow?
295
00:14:11,803 --> 00:14:15,438
- it's right here.
296
00:14:20,812 --> 00:14:21,956
- and exhale.
297
00:14:24,549 --> 00:14:27,161
Now, places.
298
00:14:27,185 --> 00:14:29,029
Where is my juliet?
299
00:14:29,053 --> 00:14:31,098
- yeah, ms. Chase?
300
00:14:31,122 --> 00:14:32,866
- how are you
Feeling, francesca?
301
00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:34,201
- like I want to puke.
302
00:14:34,225 --> 00:14:36,070
- ah, that's good.
- that's good?
303
00:14:36,094 --> 00:14:38,005
- yes, yes. That
Means you're afraid.
304
00:14:38,029 --> 00:14:41,308
Now, do you know
What you're afraid of?
305
00:14:41,332 --> 00:14:43,010
- you?
306
00:14:43,034 --> 00:14:46,013
- no, realizing your dream.
307
00:14:46,037 --> 00:14:48,515
Because in that dream is
The truth about yourself.
308
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,517
Now, I want you
To close your eyes
309
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,119
And visualize it.
310
00:14:52,143 --> 00:14:54,388
Can you see it, francesca?
311
00:14:54,412 --> 00:14:57,057
- I think so.
312
00:14:57,081 --> 00:14:58,926
Yeah, I see it.
313
00:14:58,950 --> 00:15:02,797
- you are confident,
Talented, owning the stage.
314
00:15:02,821 --> 00:15:05,733
Every line a triumph,
Every gesture a revelation.
315
00:15:05,757 --> 00:15:11,271
You are a young... Well,
Younger... Victoria chase.
316
00:15:11,295 --> 00:15:13,541
You are me.
317
00:15:13,565 --> 00:15:15,776
- but I don't want to be you.
318
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,412
- what?
319
00:15:17,436 --> 00:15:20,248
- no, that's not my dream.
- but francesca...
320
00:15:20,272 --> 00:15:23,284
- look, I'm sorry, ms.
Chase, but we both know
321
00:15:23,308 --> 00:15:25,019
This play's gonna be
Way better without me.
322
00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:28,122
- oh, boy.
323
00:15:28,146 --> 00:15:29,523
- oh, my gosh.
324
00:15:29,547 --> 00:15:31,892
Thank you, miss chase.
325
00:15:31,916 --> 00:15:34,328
I see the truth
About myself, too!
326
00:15:34,352 --> 00:15:36,063
And I just want to
Shout it out loud!
327
00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:38,721
- not until after
Prom, you don't.
328
00:15:44,662 --> 00:15:46,907
- now who's gonna play juliet?
329
00:15:46,931 --> 00:15:50,311
- finally, it's zack's turn.
330
00:15:50,335 --> 00:15:51,679
I know all of her lines,
331
00:15:51,703 --> 00:15:54,370
And besides, it's my wig anyway.
332
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,124
- I think there are three
Empty seats over there.
333
00:16:04,148 --> 00:16:06,527
- I'm not blind,
Just disfigured.
334
00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:08,795
- accidents happen.
335
00:16:08,819 --> 00:16:10,531
- yeah, accidents happen.
336
00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:13,800
- a wise man once said,
"There are no accidents."
337
00:16:13,824 --> 00:16:15,169
- that was freud.
338
00:16:15,193 --> 00:16:16,337
- I didn't get his name.
339
00:16:16,361 --> 00:16:19,094
It was just some old
Guy I spilled my soda on.
340
00:16:22,534 --> 00:16:23,844
- sorry.
341
00:16:23,868 --> 00:16:25,045
- oh, now you apologize.
342
00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:27,615
- I was talking to
Them, not to you.
343
00:16:27,639 --> 00:16:28,782
Sorry.
344
00:16:28,806 --> 00:16:30,739
Still them.
345
00:16:31,942 --> 00:16:33,787
Look, even if I did
Do it on purpose,
346
00:16:33,811 --> 00:16:35,489
On some deep,
Subconscious level,
347
00:16:35,513 --> 00:16:36,657
I must have had a good reason.
348
00:16:36,681 --> 00:16:39,126
- so you admit it!
- I admit nothing.
349
00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:40,794
- well, are you
Just secretly upset
350
00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:41,995
That I have a boyfriend?
351
00:16:42,019 --> 00:16:44,231
- of course not.
- then what's the big deal?
352
00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:46,500
- she's upset that you've
Been ditching your friends
353
00:16:46,524 --> 00:16:48,602
Just because there's
A new guy in your life.
354
00:16:48,626 --> 00:16:52,573
It's as obvious as that
Hickey on your neck.
355
00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:54,041
- she's right.
356
00:16:54,065 --> 00:16:56,844
Aren't we past the days when
A guy comes into your life
357
00:16:56,868 --> 00:17:00,403
And suddenly you become
Oblivious to everyone else?
358
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,350
- you're right.
359
00:17:03,374 --> 00:17:04,985
I have been acting a
Little bit like a teenager.
360
00:17:05,009 --> 00:17:07,154
But in my defense, the
Last time I had a boyfriend,
361
00:17:07,178 --> 00:17:10,057
I was a teenager.
362
00:17:10,081 --> 00:17:12,560
I'm really sorry that
We've been in your face.
363
00:17:12,584 --> 00:17:15,617
- and I'm sorry I took
Off part of yours.
364
00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:24,293
- so far, I hate it.
365
00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:32,668
- o, then, dear saint, let
Lips do what hands do.
366
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:39,108
They pray; grant thou,
Lest faith turn to despair.
367
00:17:47,752 --> 00:17:51,732
- saints do not move, though
Grant for prayer's sake.
368
00:17:53,758 --> 00:17:56,492
- then move not, while
My prayer's effect I take.
369
00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:12,207
- it's funny 'cause it's gross.
370
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,428
- oh!
371
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:25,499
- honey, that was so great!
372
00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:27,635
- best romeo and
Juliet I've ever seen.
373
00:18:27,659 --> 00:18:29,569
- oh, yeah, a lot of laughs.
374
00:18:29,593 --> 00:18:33,207
- oh, thank you.
375
00:18:33,231 --> 00:18:35,809
Kelly mushlin
Proclaimed it a "Smash hit."
376
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:37,578
- who?
- a tenth grader.
377
00:18:37,602 --> 00:18:40,314
She writes for the school paper.
378
00:18:40,338 --> 00:18:42,683
- wow, you seem so happy.
379
00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:44,084
- well, I'm just so
Excited to be back
380
00:18:44,108 --> 00:18:47,388
In the legitimate theater again.
381
00:18:47,412 --> 00:18:50,091
Um, I have an
Announcement to make.
382
00:18:50,115 --> 00:18:53,127
Uh, the school asked
If I would stay on
383
00:18:53,151 --> 00:18:56,363
As the drama
Advisor, and I said yes.
384
00:18:56,387 --> 00:19:00,000
- are you serious?
That's wonderful!
385
00:19:00,024 --> 00:19:04,004
- I think that might
Actually be quite fantastic.
386
00:19:04,028 --> 00:19:05,472
- what about your career?
387
00:19:05,496 --> 00:19:06,973
- oh, if get offered a part,
388
00:19:06,997 --> 00:19:08,709
I am on the next
Plane out of here.
389
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:12,279
You know, in acting, we
Call that michael caine's law.
390
00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:16,082
- oh. Oh, it's pete.
391
00:19:16,106 --> 00:19:19,687
He wants me to come meet him.
392
00:19:19,711 --> 00:19:21,455
But I'm telling him no.
393
00:19:21,479 --> 00:19:23,390
I'm spending the evening
With my girlfriends.
394
00:19:23,414 --> 00:19:24,792
- ah!
395
00:19:24,816 --> 00:19:28,529
- because nothing in life is
As important as friendship.
396
00:19:28,553 --> 00:19:31,499
- or is it also because you
Look like a hideous freak
397
00:19:31,523 --> 00:19:33,589
Without your eyebrow?
398
00:19:41,031 --> 00:19:42,576
- yeah, there's that too.
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