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- hot in cleveland is recorded
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In front of a live
Studio audience.
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- mel, your taxi's here!
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- okay, coming.
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Oh, puppy tails!
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- please, language.
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Is that what you're
Wearing on the plane?
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- mm. Someone's looking to
Get bumped to first class.
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- no, as soon as I
Get to new york
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I have to rush
Straight to jenna's play.
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I'm not gonna have
Time to change.
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- that's a lot of boobage
For your daughter's play.
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- nice girls keep
Their cookies in a jar.
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- yes, I know,
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But jenna set me up with
One of her friend's fathers,
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And we're going
Out to dinner after.
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- oh, in that case, chips ahoy!
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- bye.
- have a safe flight.
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Oh, what did she forget now?
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- hello.
- hello.
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- uh, is elka here?
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- nick?
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Oh, hi.
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I believe you left this behind
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At the dance, princess.
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- well, I had to rush off
When the clock struck 9:00.
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- yeah, well...
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Could we talk?
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- oh, sure. I'll be right out.
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- oh, well, it's a
Little cold and damp...
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- what's going on here?
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I thought you went to the
Dance with max last night.
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- I did.
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But then nick asked me to dance,
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And one thing led to another.
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- you cheated on max?
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- twice.
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First a waltz, and then a polka.
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- that's it? You danced?
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- a polka!
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The polish forbidden
Dance of love.
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I'm gonna go out there
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And tell him it was just
One of those things.
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No. No swinging.
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- oh, you're not a swinger?
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- I feel guilty enough already.
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I had fun last night
But I'm engaged to max.
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- yeah, max is my
Friend too, you know.
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But last night, when
We were dancing,
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You can't deny you felt a spark.
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- well, orthopedic
Shoes on soft carpet...
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- ♪ I wanna polka,
I wanna polka ♪
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- ♪ I wanna polka ♪
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Oh, no! It's happening again!
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- let's get naked.
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- oh, stop it.
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- all right, you
Win. I'm gonna go.
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But I'm not giving up.
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'cause faint heart
Never won fair maiden.
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Oh, boy! There's my pacemaker.
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Probably telling me
I'm overstimulated.
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- oh, baby. Jenna,
You were brilliant!
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- I got applause!
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I did, right?
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I mean, it wasn't just you
Clapping like a maniac?
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- hey, I wasn't even clapping.
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I was too busy yelling,
"That's my daughter!"
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Weird, I thought I heard
Some man yelling it too.
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- I did too.
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But dad said he couldn't make it
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Because kim had
A yoga emergency.
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- yeah, well... Both:
Whatever that is.
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- and frankly, I'm glad.
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Because I'm not quite prepared
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To run into your
Father right now.
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- well, then this is awkward.
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- hello, anders.
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- thank you.
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- who are they for?
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- there's no name.
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Probably from my stalker.
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- I see he got your
Change of address card.
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- "To the girl with more curves
Than the medina freeway."
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- they're for me.
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From nick. He's the poet.
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- that's poetry?
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- what does it say
On your flowers?
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- so nick is not gonna
Take no for an answer, huh?
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- no.
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I've never been in
A triangle before.
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You girls are slutty,
What would you do?
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- geometry's more
Victoria's specialty.
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She's been in
Triangles, squares.
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- yeah, I was almost in
A hexagon once, but...
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At the last minute, the
Twins dropped out, so.
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- hi.
- hey, how did it go?
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- well, jenna rocked,
And anders and I made out.
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- see, slutty.
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- anders was there?
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- you kissed anders?
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- how did this happen
And where was kim?
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- oh, kim didn't show, and
My date never happened.
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And then anders and I
Took jenna out to dinner,
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And then we met up
For drinks afterwards,
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And before I knew it all
These little, old feelings
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Snuck up on me and
Just blindsided me.
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- bloody feelings,
Spoil everything.
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- I know this sounds crazy,
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But you know those
Dumb romantic comedies
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That I love so much?
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Well, I felt like I was
In the middle of one.
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I could just hear
The announcer...
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"Sometimes the one
You're looking for
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Is the one that was
There all along."
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- "Only the biggest hearts
Can love more than one."
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- "She mastered
The craft of acting,
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And then the art of loving."
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- I'm ashamed to be a woman.
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- listen, fooling
Around with exes
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Is a perfectly natural
And often beautiful part
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Of every relationship.
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I've slept with all of mine.
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- even the gay one?
- yes.
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He was questioning his
Questioning of his sexuality.
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But as soon as
We hit the sheets,
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We got into a discussion
About thread count,
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And well, game over.
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- melanie, what have I told
You about romantic movies?
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- that they're never as
Good as their trailers.
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- yes, and that they have
Nothing to do with real life.
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It was one makeout session,
It's over, forget about him.
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- it's anders. "I need
To see you again."
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- write back "No."
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And put one of those frowny
Faces with the angry eyes.
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- I'm texting him
Back, "I'm not sure."
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I'm gonna have to
Think about this.
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- "While I'm waiting, can
I use your bathroom?"
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- anders, this is crazy.
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You're engaged to kim.
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- well, truth is, we've
Been having some problems.
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- ha! Typical.
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He breaks up with his bimbo,
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Then comes running
Back to melanie.
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That's just morally wrong.
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I say we kill him.
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- we can't do anything now.
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I mean, we're in
Girlfriend purgatory.
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If we tell her to dump him
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And they end up
Getting remarried,
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Then we're screwed.
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But if we don't say anything
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And he ends up
Breaking her heart again,
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We're screwed.
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God.
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- I miss you, melanie.
And I miss us.
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- well, there are times
That, you know, I miss you too.
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But...
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Oh, okay.
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One dinner wouldn't hurt, right?
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- we're screwed.
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- screwed, stewed, and tattooed.
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That's from a
Tennessee william's play.
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I played esmeralda
In summer stock.
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- you know, I didn't think
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You'd be able to make
This about yourself.
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I underestimated you.
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- oh, joy.
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I just had the scare of my life.
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- did you get dressed under
Overhead lighting again?
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- yes, and I'm thinking about
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Getting the plans out
Again for victoria 2.0.
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And I need you to either
Talk me into it or out of it.
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- no sag, visible ribbage, mm.
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- hey, people eat in here!
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- don't you have a
House of your own?
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- I need advice.
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Both max and nick
Have invited me
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To the senior
Center luau tonight.
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- what time is the luau?
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- dinnertime.
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4:30.
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- so go to the luau with one,
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And meet the other
After for a nightcap.
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- thank you, I'll stay home.
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- yeah, but that's the
Opposite of what I said.
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- I know. I've seen
Your love life.
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- oh, sugar foot!
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I always trip on
That gosh darn step.
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- ugh, it's like a
Mamet play in here.
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- okay, I need your help.
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Do you guys think mirabella's
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Is too romantic a place
For a lunch with anders?
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- why is everyone always
Asking us for romantic advice?
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- yeah, since when did we
Become the gay best friend?
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- you guys gotta help
Me, I'm so confused.
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On the one hand, it took me a
Long time to get over anders.
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- well, then cancel lunch.
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- but on the other hand,
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I've always dreamed
He'd come crawling back.
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- then go.
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They make a delicious
Chocolate mousse for two.
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It's probably even better
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If you have someone
To share it with.
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- you're sending mixed messages.
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- we're just staying
Wisely neutral.
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- please, just give me
Something, anything!
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- okay, whenever I'm considering
Getting back with an ex,
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I always try on the
Wedding ring he gave me.
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- oh, and then if you slip it on
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And it feels right you know?
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- actually, I go more
By how many karats
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Are bouncing light
Back into my eyes.
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But I'm sure your
Way would work too.
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- mel's not ready.
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We're here to stall.
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Would you like some wine?
- uh, no.
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Actually what I could
Use is some advice.
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- hm, again with the advice.
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- oh, just embrace it.
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- kim and I are getting
Back together,
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And I'm flying
Back to l.A. Today,
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And I don't know
How to tell melanie.
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Both: ah.
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- I've never kneed a man
In his manhood before.
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I could get used to it.
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- listen...
- what did we say about talking?
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Now I have pointy knees too.
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- listen, I've come
Up with a plan,
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But I'm gonna need your help.
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- I have told you before,
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I am far too recognizable
To help you hide a dead body.
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What? Both: sh!
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- we are not gonna let
Him hurt melanie again.
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Because this time you're
Gonna let her break up with you.
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- no, but she doesn't
Wanna break up with him.
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- she will when
We're done with her.
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And you better act sad.
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In fact, you better cry.
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Or I'll give you
Something to cry about.
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- I'm good.
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- just wait for my signal.
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- oh, I thought I heard voices,
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Is anders here?
- no, it wasn't him.
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Child collecting
Money, some tragedy.
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Oh, god, you actually
Put on the ring?
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- yeah, I did, and
Now I can't get it off.
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Maybe it's a sign.
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- it is.
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A sign that anders is the
Devil and should burn in hell.
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- what happened to
Neutral girlfriends?
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- well, we decided that we
Owe you better than that.
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The neutral is the one
Color that I cannot play.
253
00:10:58,426 --> 00:11:00,638
- you don't need anders anymore.
254
00:11:00,662 --> 00:11:02,439
The old melanie
May have needed him,
255
00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:05,776
But the new melanie is fabulous,
Confident, and independent.
256
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,611
- I have changed.
- yes.
257
00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:09,880
What hasn't changed is anders.
258
00:11:09,904 --> 00:11:11,148
Now he cheated on you,
259
00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:12,816
And now he's cheating
On kim with you.
260
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:16,821
The new melanie deserves
Far better than the old anders.
261
00:11:16,845 --> 00:11:19,423
- ooh, that's good.
- thank you.
262
00:11:19,447 --> 00:11:21,091
- I mean she's right.
263
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,160
- I didn't think of it that way.
264
00:11:23,184 --> 00:11:25,095
He is still cheating, isn't he?
265
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,831
He hasn't changed at
All, but I have changed.
266
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,634
- we just said that.
- shut up.
267
00:11:30,658 --> 00:11:32,035
So whenever he gets here...
268
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,938
By the way, what kind of
A guy keeps you waiting?
269
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,807
You know what you
Have to do, right?
270
00:11:36,831 --> 00:11:40,077
- yeah, I guess.
271
00:11:40,101 --> 00:11:43,013
I do wanna move
Forward, not backward.
272
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,752
- ah! Perfect timing.
273
00:11:47,776 --> 00:11:50,954
- okay, now stay strong
And stick to your guns.
274
00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,323
- this is gonna be really hard.
275
00:11:52,347 --> 00:11:54,791
- or incredibly easy.
276
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:58,729
Who can say?
- ah.
277
00:11:58,753 --> 00:12:00,231
- good-bye, anders.
278
00:12:00,255 --> 00:12:04,602
I really do think this is
The best for both of us.
279
00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:05,969
Oh...
280
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,605
You really do look like
You're in a lot of pain.
281
00:12:08,629 --> 00:12:11,375
- I can honestly say I am.
282
00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:14,077
- what's happening now?
283
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,813
- she's making some sappy speech
284
00:12:15,837 --> 00:12:18,783
And he's overplaying like crazy.
285
00:12:18,807 --> 00:12:23,354
it's like one of those
Warm moments on glee.
286
00:12:23,378 --> 00:12:24,789
- she's coming!
287
00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:27,747
- act natural.
288
00:12:33,888 --> 00:12:35,565
- well, I feel terrible.
289
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,600
He was crushed.
290
00:12:36,624 --> 00:12:38,569
- well, better him than you.
291
00:12:38,593 --> 00:12:40,538
So... Who's up for mojitos?
292
00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:41,906
- ah.
293
00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:43,273
- guys, I know
You don't like him,
294
00:12:43,297 --> 00:12:46,076
But he was really
Sincere this time.
295
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,344
I mean, he cried.
296
00:12:47,368 --> 00:12:48,879
I have never seen
Him cry before.
297
00:12:48,903 --> 00:12:51,248
Maybe he has changed.
298
00:12:51,272 --> 00:12:53,184
Maybe he's new anders,
299
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:54,852
And new melanie just
Made a big mistake.
300
00:12:54,876 --> 00:12:56,920
- noo. No, no, no, no mistake.
301
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,822
New melanie, good.
302
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:02,092
- maybe this is like those
Movies that I love so much.
303
00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:03,560
And this would be the scene
304
00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:04,862
Where I chase him to the airport
305
00:13:04,886 --> 00:13:06,096
And I catch him at
The very last minute.
306
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,831
- those movies are stupid.
307
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,433
I mean, by the time you
Park, get the shuttle,
308
00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:11,617
All that running...
They're just stupid, okay?
309
00:13:13,494 --> 00:13:14,772
- what if he's so
Happy to see me
310
00:13:14,796 --> 00:13:17,041
He just lifts me up in his arms.
311
00:13:17,065 --> 00:13:19,076
Oh, it'd be so romantic.
312
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,945
I'm going.
313
00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:22,168
- melanie, stop.
314
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:27,284
Anders and kim
Got back together.
315
00:13:27,308 --> 00:13:29,119
- what?
316
00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:30,421
- he didn't know
How to tell you,
317
00:13:30,445 --> 00:13:31,889
So we made him promise
318
00:13:31,913 --> 00:13:33,457
To let you break
Up with him this time.
319
00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:34,758
So you wouldn't get hurt again.
320
00:13:34,782 --> 00:13:38,061
Are you kidding me?
321
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,863
How could you
Guys do this to me?
322
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:43,767
- it was all joy's idea.
323
00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:45,168
I just got swept up.
324
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:50,807
You and I were both innocent
Pawns in her little game.
325
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,075
- where are you going?
326
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,478
- to catch him before
He gets on that plane!
327
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:57,815
- should we have gone after her?
328
00:13:57,839 --> 00:14:00,751
- no. You know how
These movies work.
329
00:14:00,775 --> 00:14:02,720
The well-meaning best
Friends don't show up again
330
00:14:02,744 --> 00:14:04,088
Until she marries the right guy,
331
00:14:04,112 --> 00:14:06,624
And that's way, way, way
At the end of the thing.
332
00:14:06,648 --> 00:14:08,258
One of us winds up dancing with
333
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,626
The bride's randy grandfather,
334
00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:12,096
And the other one hooks up
With the handsome cater waiter.
335
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,365
- I call the cater waiter.
- fine.
336
00:14:15,389 --> 00:14:17,467
Oh, did I mention that
The randy grandfather
337
00:14:17,491 --> 00:14:21,104
Is a billionaire?
338
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,439
- fine.
339
00:14:22,463 --> 00:14:25,309
Did I mention the cater
Waiter's a secret prince?
340
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,344
- and did I mention
That the grandfather
341
00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:29,902
Is aging backwards,
Like brad pitt.
342
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,626
- ooh, anders!
343
00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:44,027
Anders, anders!
344
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,130
- ticketed passengers
Only, ma'am.
345
00:14:46,154 --> 00:14:47,598
- oh, I know, but that man
In the blue shirt and khakis,
346
00:14:47,622 --> 00:14:48,799
I gotta get him back.
347
00:14:48,823 --> 00:14:50,568
See, I listened
To my girlfriends,
348
00:14:50,592 --> 00:14:52,269
And I shouldn't have. So now
I just have to make it right
349
00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:54,004
Before he gets on
That plane, please.
350
00:14:54,028 --> 00:14:55,973
- wow. This is just
Like the last scene
351
00:14:55,997 --> 00:14:58,275
In all of those
Romantic comedies.
352
00:14:58,299 --> 00:15:01,879
- yeah, where time
Is of the essence.
353
00:15:01,903 --> 00:15:03,381
- jennifer, there's
A guy wearing
354
00:15:03,405 --> 00:15:05,383
A blue shirt and
Khakis headed your way,
355
00:15:05,407 --> 00:15:08,152
Could you send him back please?
356
00:15:08,176 --> 00:15:09,586
- thank you. Thank you so much.
357
00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:11,688
I just need one more
Chance to tell him how I feel.
358
00:15:11,712 --> 00:15:12,923
- so let me guess.
359
00:15:12,947 --> 00:15:14,992
You worked with him,
But you never saw him
360
00:15:15,016 --> 00:15:16,260
As the kind of guy
You would go out with.
361
00:15:16,284 --> 00:15:18,495
Or... Or you were
Complete opposites,
362
00:15:18,519 --> 00:15:21,531
Until the stuck-up rich guy
You were about to marry...
363
00:15:21,555 --> 00:15:23,734
- melanie...
364
00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:25,302
What's going on?
365
00:15:25,326 --> 00:15:29,006
- anders, joy and victoria
Told me everything.
366
00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:30,975
But before you
Get on that airplane
367
00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,999
I really need to
Tell you how I feel.
368
00:15:36,571 --> 00:15:39,050
You are the biggest.
369
00:15:39,074 --> 00:15:42,053
You cheated on me
While we were married,
370
00:15:42,077 --> 00:15:45,156
And then you used me
To cheat on your fiance
371
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:47,257
Because you don't
Know what the you want?
372
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,827
You are a selfish!
373
00:15:49,851 --> 00:15:51,328
Who doesn't think about
Anybody else but himself,
374
00:15:51,352 --> 00:15:54,854
So you know what, you
Can just go yourself!
375
00:15:56,691 --> 00:16:00,838
- really saw that
Going another way.
376
00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:02,428
- ooh, puppy tails!
377
00:16:09,271 --> 00:16:11,716
- oh, hello there, max.
378
00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:12,950
- is elka here?
379
00:16:12,974 --> 00:16:16,354
She isn't returning my tweets.
380
00:16:16,378 --> 00:16:18,121
- come in.
381
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,223
- hello,
382
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:23,293
I'm looking for a little
Bit of heaven in a track suit.
383
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,795
- ah.
384
00:16:24,819 --> 00:16:26,986
- she should be around
Here somewhere.
385
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,036
- what are you doing here?
386
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,471
- what am I doing here?
387
00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:35,005
I came to see my girl.
388
00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:37,307
- your girl?
389
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:39,243
- oh, elka...
390
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:41,301
You have company.
391
00:16:48,276 --> 00:16:52,256
- nick, max, what a
Colorful surprise.
392
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,358
I told you I wasn't
Going to the luau.
393
00:16:54,382 --> 00:16:56,761
- you've been cheating
On me with this putz?
394
00:16:56,785 --> 00:17:02,066
- putz? What the heart
Wants the heart gets, cue ball.
395
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:03,700
- it was one polka.
396
00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:05,937
It was just physical,
It didn't mean anything.
397
00:17:05,961 --> 00:17:07,137
- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
398
00:17:07,161 --> 00:17:09,006
You have to admit what
We have between us
399
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,008
Is raw and powerful.
400
00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:14,878
- I'll introduce you
To raw and powerful.
401
00:17:14,902 --> 00:17:17,347
Put 'em up, if you
Can still get them up.
402
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:18,716
- really, huh?
- come on.
403
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:20,083
- when I get through with you,
404
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,519
You're gonna be eating your
Bran muffin through a straw.
405
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,322
- please, please...
406
00:17:24,346 --> 00:17:27,557
Fighting isn't gonna
Help elka make up her mind.
407
00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:29,215
- sure it is.
408
00:17:35,156 --> 00:17:36,300
- hey!
409
00:17:36,324 --> 00:17:38,102
What's going on in here?
410
00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:39,303
- they're fighting over elka.
411
00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:40,371
- oh!
412
00:17:40,395 --> 00:17:41,905
- so what happened with anders?
413
00:17:41,929 --> 00:17:43,140
- ah, it was wonderful.
414
00:17:43,164 --> 00:17:45,943
The old melanie, she
Was too nice to let it out.
415
00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:48,980
But the new
Melanie, she let it fly.
416
00:17:49,004 --> 00:17:51,382
I dropped the
F-bomb, like, 15 times.
417
00:17:51,406 --> 00:17:53,317
I could not be more proud.
418
00:17:53,341 --> 00:17:55,218
- so what did you say.
- oh, you wouldn't believe it.
419
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,620
The security guard was there,
420
00:17:58,913 --> 00:18:00,691
- take the hen party outside,
421
00:18:00,715 --> 00:18:03,060
You're ruining my fight.
422
00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:05,663
Come on, guys. Mix it up.
423
00:18:05,687 --> 00:18:08,633
- no, I don't wanna
Win you in a fight.
424
00:18:08,657 --> 00:18:10,400
You know I want you.
425
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,802
If you wanna be
With this shrimp,
426
00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:15,906
So be it. I just want
You to be happy.
427
00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:19,343
- oh, max, that's so you.
428
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:20,911
And I love that.
429
00:18:20,935 --> 00:18:23,847
- you do?
- of course.
430
00:18:23,871 --> 00:18:27,151
That's why I'm your
Girl, and always will be.
431
00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:30,221
I'm sorry, nick.
- yeah, yeah.
432
00:18:30,245 --> 00:18:32,122
That's all right, I
Gave it my best shot.
433
00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:36,160
- who can blame you?
434
00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:39,230
- you know, there'll be
A whole sea of blue hair
435
00:18:39,254 --> 00:18:41,165
At the luau tonight.
436
00:18:41,189 --> 00:18:43,534
How about you
Just go and dive in?
437
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:47,337
- uh-oh.
438
00:18:47,361 --> 00:18:50,941
Oh, I'm sorry, I was
Just picturing it.
439
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:53,076
Hi, evelyn. Love your shirt.
440
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,768
Those coconuts real?
441
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,417
- excuse me.
442
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,153
Can I get a stick
Of butter, please?
443
00:19:03,177 --> 00:19:06,790
- I know you're upset,
But let's not go crazy.
444
00:19:06,814 --> 00:19:08,858
- I'm not gonna eat it, I
Can't get this ring off.
445
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:10,726
- well, I'm glad you
Told anders off.
446
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,595
And I hope this cures
You of your belief
447
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,619
In all that romantic
Comedy nonsense.
448
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,939
- I hear music swelling.
449
00:19:22,963 --> 00:19:26,242
Hi.
450
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,644
- is this your wedding ring?
451
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,379
- well, it was.
452
00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:30,814
- so it's mine now?
453
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:33,550
No, it's complicated.
454
00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,084
- well, how about
I buy you a drink
455
00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:36,086
And you explain it to me?
456
00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:37,687
- I'd like that.
457
00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:39,188
I'm melanie.
458
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,012
- nice to meet you, melanie.
459
00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:44,327
I'm pete.
460
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,351
Nice to meet you, pete.
461
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,800
- what are you doing?
462
00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:52,435
- hey, she caught
One by accident,
463
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:53,959
Imagine if we aimed?
464
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,479
- unbelievable.
465
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:08,651
- shut up, I hear
Music swelling.
466
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,821
- here's your butter.
467
00:20:10,845 --> 00:20:13,589
Enjoy.
468
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,716
Oh, what the hell.
469
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:28,660
- desperate much?
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