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- hot in cleveland is recorded
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In front of a live
Studio audience.
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- hey.
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- so how was the
Farmers' market?
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- weird.
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- in l.A., a farmers' market
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Means sushi, pate, and gelato.
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- this was just a bunch of stuff
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Grown by farmers.
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- your mother
Called, by the way.
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All: oh, no, - did you
Tell her I was dead?
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Wait. Whose mother called?
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- melanie's.
- oh, thank god.
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- she wants to come for a visit,
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And I told her this
Weekend would be good.
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- no!
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Why did you say that?
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- because I knew this
Would be your reaction.
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You're fun to fluster.
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- oh, come on, your
Mum's as sweet as pie.
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All mine does is criticize me.
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- I like her already.
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- at least yours isn't
Insanely overprotective.
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All my life my mom
Was afraid I'd get sick
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Or hurt or lost.
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Halloween... I was only allowed
To trick-or-treat at two houses,
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Mine and my grandparents.
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And I had to wear my
Coat over my costume.
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And then when I
Took the candy home,
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I had to throw it away,
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Because there might
Be razorblades in it.
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- from your grandparents?
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- my mother trusted no one.
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- well, in my house, it
Was all about my father.
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That man is monumentally
Self-absorbed.
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- well, my...
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- joy, please, I
Am not finished.
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He's just one of those
Actors who thinks
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The whole world
Revolves around him.
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- you know...
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- why is everyone
Interrupting me?
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- my father and I
Argued about everything.
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The last fight we had
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Was about whether or
Not the gun was loaded.
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Two days later, bam-o!
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Heart attack.
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- oh, my god.
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- your parents aren't
Gonna be around forever.
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Bam-o!
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- you know, I do
Owe my father a visit.
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- and I owe my mother a
Son-in-law and grandchild.
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I know, because she reminds
Me every two minutes.
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- well, my mother is coming.
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So why don't you just invite
Your dad and your mom here?
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- oh, my mother would never
Step foot in this country.
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That's why I moved here.
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- I could invite my
Father, but watch out.
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I mean, he hits on
Everything that moves.
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- I like him already.
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- actually, I feel quite
At home here in cleveland.
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When I last played
The play house,
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I received six curtain calls
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And three hotel keys.
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- you know when I
Played honor st. Raven...
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- it was a little gem
Called the tempest.
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- you know, victoria could
Have done shakespeare
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Had she not squandered
Her talent on television.
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- she got fan favorite
Plaque from tv guide.
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- not helping.
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- she was really very
Good on edge of tomorrow.
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- I don't watch that
Much television.
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- of course not.
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It doesn't have a
Mirrored surface.
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- sorry about the drill.
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My mom couldn't relax
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Until she put a dead
Bolt on the back door.
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So where were we?
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- curtain calls, comma, mine.
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I believe I set my personal
Record at the broadhurst...
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Ten.
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You remember, victoria.
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That was the night I invited
Your sorority sisters
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To my dressing room.
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- yes, yes, I remembered that
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To various therapists
For years to come.
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- you girls...
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You were just asking to
Be robbed and murdered.
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Oh, now, can I
Get you anything...
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Some more chips or...
Or a cocktail napkin?
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- ma, ma, ma, no, we
Just want more of you.
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You haven't sat for two minutes.
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- oh, no, no, no,
Let me do that.
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It's hot.
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- mmm, my favorite, hot
Spinach and breath dip.
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- you look cold. Are you cold?
- no, I'm fine.
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- I'm going to get you my shawl.
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- I must say, melanie...
Divorce becomes you,
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As it has me, several times.
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And, joy, you look
As lovely as ever.
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- oh...
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Thank you, alex.
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You look great too.
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- oh, thank you.
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I like to think I can still
Play the romantic lead.
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- I like to think I had
A happy childhood.
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Will you please stop smiling?
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- I can't.
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Deep down I feel bad for you,
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But everywhere
Else, I'm just so happy
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My mother's an ocean away.
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- there you are. That's better.
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- thanks, mom. Thanks. Now,
Will you please sit down?
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- oh, of course.
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Oh! But first I have to give you
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Your housewarming present.
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Now, I didn't know
What you needed,
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So I just brought
You some sunscreen
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And a new rape whistle.
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- gee, thanks.
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'cause nothing warms a
Home like a rape whistle.
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Somebody's getting cranky.
Your blood sugar must be low.
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Here, eat some cheese.
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Oh, are you still having trouble
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With your irritable bowel?
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Her sister used to
Call her "Smellanie."
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- we used to call
Victoria "Sticktoria"...
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Built like a boy.
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- I'm sorry.
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I'm just so happy.
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- what just happened?
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- I suddenly felt a chill.
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It's almost like there's a
Sinister presence in the room.
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- good news, joy...
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Your mother came after all.
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She's my new internet buddy.
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- mother?
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- oh, dear god.
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What's going on
Around your eyes?
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- how did this happen?
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- elka video-messaged me back
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After you so rudely logged
Off on me the other day.
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- well, you'd already
Criticized my hair,
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My clothes, and my posture.
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I thought we were done.
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- you know, rejoyla,
When you're snarky,
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Something unfortunate
Happens to your face.
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- she knows. I tell
Her all the time.
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- so this is where
You two are hiding.
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- yeah, I told my
Mom I smelled gas.
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That should keep
Her busy for a while.
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- oh, it's crazy, I know,
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But what, my father's
Been here two days,
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And I'm reverting
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To this 12-year-old
Needy little girl again.
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Do you know I became an actress
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Because I thought it
Would get his attention?
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- I thought you said
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It was because the drama
Geeks had better drugs.
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- I didn't say it was
The only reason.
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- well, my mom hasn't
Let me leave the house
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Since she got here.
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It's my childhood
All over again.
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She just wants me to
Stay at home and eat.
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I was raised like a veal.
- hmm.
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That's better than
Being raised by a ham...
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Who tries to pork everybody.
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- I don't know what you
Two are complaining about.
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Your parents are
Leaving tomorrow.
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Mine's gone viral.
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- you know, if I thought
It would do any good,
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I would tell my father off.
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He just wants what he
Wants when he wants it
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Without any regard for
How it might affect me.
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- boy, I would just love
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To tell my mom
How I really feel.
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- why do americans always
Feel that spewing their emotions
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Will make them feel better?
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In britain, if we
Have a family dispute,
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We follow a
Time-honored tradition
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Passed down from one
Generation to another.
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- what's that?
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- we get rat-assed drunk.
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I'll be back with more wine.
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- no, no, no. No, no.
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No, you do the shot first,
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Then the beer.
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- brilliant.
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Wait till I tell
The garden club.
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- oh, hi, joy.
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I'll leave you two.
I've got work to do.
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These tracksuits don't
Bedazzle themselves.
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- hello, mum.
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- darling, don't slouch.
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- I'm standing
Perfectly straight.
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- and that's just sad.
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Speaking of sad, are
You dating anyone?
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- bye, mum.
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- having a bit of a dustup
With the dear old mater?
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- oh, you know.
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- you don't have
To tell me. I intuit.
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I also see someone
In... In dire need
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Of some tension reduction.
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Here, let's get
The ball rolling.
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- oh, that's quite
All right, mr. Chase.
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- oh, please. Alex.
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Mr. Chase is what it says
On my dressing-room door.
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- oh, hey, it's my good friend,
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Your daughter, victoria.
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- you have got to be kidding me.
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- I'll just go drink
This on the porch.
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- victoria...
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- daddy, I think it's time that
You and I had a little talk.
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- where's victoria?
- having a chat with her dad.
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- what happened to
Getting rat-assed drunk?
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- it's too late for her. We
Can only save ourselves.
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- I've sniffed
Everywhere... No gas.
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But I'm a little
Concerned about radon.
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- ma, you can't smell radon.
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- that's what concerns me.
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- why don't you just go
Get dressed for dinner?
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- oh, why don't we just stay in?
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- ma, I already told you
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I would like to take
You out to dinner.
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I made reservations.
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- but it's getting dark.
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And most car accidents
Happen at dusk.
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- ma, you know what?
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You got to stop, 'cause
You're driving me crazy.
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- oh, uh, I'll just
Go drink this
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Somewhere where people aren't.
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- I think we need to talk.
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Oh, my god. My skin is tingling.
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- that was such a rush.
- I know.
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My adrenaline is really pumping.
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Do you think that
Burns calories?
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I feel like it does.
I'm gonna order fries.
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- first, I told I was upset
Because he hit on joy.
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And that led to how
He ignores my feelings
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And belittles my career.
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And then I just went to town.
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- me too!
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I told my mom no more
Dead bolts or rape whistles.
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Being afraid is no
Way to live your life.
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And then I turned it on her.
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I said, "For once in your
Life, take a damn risk!"
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Yes, I said "Damn" to my mother.
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- I said damn too.
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I said, "Listen, daddy.
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"You keep your damn
Hands off my friends
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And start hitting on
Women your own age."
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- you go, girl!
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Wait, do people still say that?
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- no, I mean, drag queens maybe.
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But I really appreciate
The sentiment.
255
00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:27,551
- oh, where did you get that?
- at the bar.
256
00:11:27,575 --> 00:11:30,616
Are you two still celebrating?
- yes, and it feels great.
257
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,448
- you know what? You
Should try it with your mom,
258
00:11:32,472 --> 00:11:33,980
Because if you don't
Tell her how you feel,
259
00:11:34,004 --> 00:11:35,146
She's not gonna change.
260
00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:37,778
- I keep telling you
People never change.
261
00:11:37,802 --> 00:11:39,910
That's why instead of
Confronting my mum,
262
00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:43,740
I've consumed an
Entire bottle of wine.
263
00:11:43,764 --> 00:11:46,272
- you don't seem that drunk.
- oh, we english never do.
264
00:11:46,296 --> 00:11:50,136
The alcohol is neutralized
By our bottled-up anger.
265
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,935
- that doesn't
Sound very healthy.
266
00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:54,100
- oh, I'm sure I'll die
Well before my time.
267
00:11:54,124 --> 00:11:55,932
It's better than seeing
The heartbroken look
268
00:11:55,956 --> 00:11:57,993
On my mum's face
If I did tell her off.
269
00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:04,293
My mom did seem a little
Crushed when I left.
270
00:12:04,317 --> 00:12:07,090
- yeah, my dad
Seemed pretty upset,
271
00:12:07,114 --> 00:12:08,590
And I could tell it was real,
272
00:12:08,614 --> 00:12:10,588
Because he didn't
Use any gestures
273
00:12:10,612 --> 00:12:13,186
Or cheat to his good side.
274
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,585
- I feel bad.
275
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:16,917
- me too.
276
00:12:16,941 --> 00:12:20,748
- my mom's probably
At home in bed crying.
277
00:12:20,772 --> 00:12:23,413
- and daddy's
Probably feeling old...
278
00:12:23,437 --> 00:12:26,777
And unloved.
279
00:12:26,801 --> 00:12:28,443
- we should go
Home and apologize.
280
00:12:28,467 --> 00:12:30,707
Joy, do you need
To pay for that?
281
00:12:30,731 --> 00:12:32,240
- no. It's free-hamburger night.
282
00:12:32,264 --> 00:12:33,439
I just got it off the bar.
283
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:37,370
- there's no such thing
As free-hamburger night.
284
00:12:37,394 --> 00:12:41,900
- oh, I suppose the missing
Bite should have tipped me off.
285
00:12:41,924 --> 00:12:45,120
I guess I'm drunker
Than I thought.
286
00:12:48,886 --> 00:12:51,659
Mom?
287
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:55,257
Ma, you awake?
288
00:12:55,281 --> 00:12:57,522
Hey.
289
00:12:57,546 --> 00:12:59,654
I'm sorry to bother you.
290
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:02,053
I just... I wanted to
Apologize about earlier.
291
00:13:02,077 --> 00:13:04,984
- apology accepted. You
Were absolutely right.
292
00:13:05,008 --> 00:13:06,716
Uh, can we talk about
This in the morning?
293
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:08,981
- oh, yeah, sure.
294
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,214
Oh, ma.
295
00:13:10,238 --> 00:13:12,412
- oh, sweetie, you
Don't have to hug me.
296
00:13:12,436 --> 00:13:15,331
- well, of course
I want to hug you.
297
00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:20,672
Is that a foot?
298
00:13:20,696 --> 00:13:25,336
- I certainly hope so.
299
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,957
- actually, I've
Never been measured.
300
00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:35,729
- what is going on here?
What are you doing?
301
00:13:35,753 --> 00:13:37,693
- nothing, yet.
302
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,892
- no, no. Nothing ever.
303
00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:41,157
You're a married woman.
304
00:13:41,181 --> 00:13:44,122
- you're the one that
Told me to take a risk.
305
00:13:44,146 --> 00:13:48,719
- I meant like driving at night
306
00:13:48,743 --> 00:13:52,283
Or eating something hot
You don't blow on first.
307
00:13:52,307 --> 00:13:55,837
- I could say
Something, but I won't.
308
00:13:57,703 --> 00:14:00,178
- what's all the noise in here?
309
00:14:00,202 --> 00:14:02,509
- daddy, what are you doing?
310
00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:04,308
- exactly what
You told me to do.
311
00:14:04,332 --> 00:14:05,841
Loretta's not one
Of your friends.
312
00:14:05,865 --> 00:14:06,973
She's my age.
313
00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:10,870
- well, actually I'm...
- approximately.
314
00:14:10,894 --> 00:14:12,869
- I'm sorry. I just need
To not be here right now.
315
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,767
This is unbelievable.
316
00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:17,265
And to think that I came
Here to apologize to you.
317
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,864
- what's going on in here?
318
00:14:18,888 --> 00:14:22,918
Whoa, philipa, you called it.
319
00:14:25,318 --> 00:14:27,125
- how could you possibly think
320
00:14:27,149 --> 00:14:29,124
That this is what I
Was talking about?
321
00:14:29,148 --> 00:14:33,322
- rejoyla, move. I can't see.
322
00:14:33,346 --> 00:14:37,485
- well, look who's here.
Aren't we enchanting?
323
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,984
- could you at least
Have the decency
324
00:14:40,008 --> 00:14:42,614
To wait until you're out
Of one friend's mother's bed
325
00:14:42,638 --> 00:14:45,780
Before you hit on another one?
326
00:14:45,804 --> 00:14:47,278
- certainly move on quickly.
327
00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:50,276
It wasn't an hour ago, you were
Giving me the old reach-around.
328
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,963
- maybe if you didn't slap
On the makeup with a trowel.
329
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,892
- I'd high-five you if I could.
330
00:15:02,659 --> 00:15:03,967
- I'm in shock.
331
00:15:03,991 --> 00:15:07,464
I thought my parents
Had a happy marriage.
332
00:15:07,488 --> 00:15:10,861
- I thought my third
Husband was straight.
333
00:15:10,885 --> 00:15:14,226
Well, you see what
You want to see.
334
00:15:14,249 --> 00:15:15,558
- psst. Psst.
335
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,513
Over here.
336
00:15:19,214 --> 00:15:22,220
- mum?
- elka left me here.
337
00:15:22,244 --> 00:15:23,486
We had a row.
338
00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:25,818
She said you
Weren't very bright.
339
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,550
And I said you're
Extremely bright.
340
00:15:27,574 --> 00:15:30,248
You're just lazy.
341
00:15:30,272 --> 00:15:32,481
What's going on?
342
00:15:32,505 --> 00:15:34,412
- well, right now
Alex and loretta
343
00:15:34,436 --> 00:15:38,243
Are making the walk of
Shame down the hallway.
344
00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:41,640
We'll give you
Four some privacy.
345
00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:45,305
- melanie, I just feel terrible.
346
00:15:45,329 --> 00:15:48,735
I hurt my little girl.
347
00:15:48,759 --> 00:15:50,900
- you know what? Maybe
That's the problem...
348
00:15:50,924 --> 00:15:53,432
'cause I'm not your
Little girl anymore.
349
00:15:53,456 --> 00:15:54,431
We're all adults,
350
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:57,996
And this is a very
Adult situation.
351
00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,794
So why don't we just
Talk to one another...
352
00:15:59,818 --> 00:16:02,260
Adult-to-adult.
353
00:16:02,284 --> 00:16:05,590
- okay. Well...
354
00:16:05,614 --> 00:16:10,908
Your father and I haven't
Had sexual relations in years.
355
00:16:16,074 --> 00:16:19,015
- okay.
356
00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:21,913
- and a woman...
357
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:24,366
Has needs.
358
00:16:27,732 --> 00:16:29,407
- true.
359
00:16:29,431 --> 00:16:33,627
- you see, I was merely
Scratching her itch.
360
00:16:37,859 --> 00:16:40,234
- in other words, you were
Taking advantage of her.
361
00:16:40,258 --> 00:16:41,732
- no.
362
00:16:41,756 --> 00:16:44,064
I wanted it...
363
00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:46,662
Badly.
364
00:16:46,686 --> 00:16:49,560
- good to know.
365
00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:52,026
- your father won't
Even get a prescription
366
00:16:52,049 --> 00:16:54,890
For erectile dysfunction.
367
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,987
- well, that's an issue
I've never had to deal with.
368
00:16:59,011 --> 00:17:01,119
I dare say I had more
Encores in the bedroom
369
00:17:01,143 --> 00:17:03,650
Than I've had on the stage.
370
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,082
- oh, daddy, really?
371
00:17:06,106 --> 00:17:08,813
- ah, I-I-I'm sensing
372
00:17:08,837 --> 00:17:11,311
That's one of the
"All about me" moments
373
00:17:11,335 --> 00:17:13,843
You were referring to before.
374
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,741
- ma, you know...
375
00:17:16,765 --> 00:17:18,540
I know you're going
Through a tough time,
376
00:17:18,563 --> 00:17:20,505
But if you're really
That unhappy with daddy,
377
00:17:20,529 --> 00:17:21,604
You need to talk to him.
378
00:17:21,628 --> 00:17:23,037
- you're right.
379
00:17:23,061 --> 00:17:24,802
But you're also right
380
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:30,232
About me needing
To take more risks.
381
00:17:30,256 --> 00:17:35,061
So when alex came up
Behind me and cupped...
382
00:17:35,085 --> 00:17:38,393
- oh!
383
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:41,357
Moving on.
384
00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:43,988
- I see you moving to a new city
385
00:17:44,012 --> 00:17:46,620
And going for what you want.
386
00:17:46,644 --> 00:17:49,152
You're so brave.
387
00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:52,139
I wanted to be like you.
388
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,970
- mom.
389
00:17:58,069 --> 00:17:59,444
- in hindsight,
390
00:17:59,468 --> 00:18:03,242
Perhaps I might have
Been a bit more sensitive,
391
00:18:03,266 --> 00:18:07,072
Taken your feelings into
Consideration a bit more
392
00:18:07,096 --> 00:18:11,202
Before I so innocently
Flirted with your friends...
393
00:18:11,226 --> 00:18:13,336
And their mothers.
394
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:18,532
- well, I suppose I
Could stay mad at you...
395
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,430
Or I could accept
You the way you are,
396
00:18:20,454 --> 00:18:21,596
The way you've always been,
397
00:18:21,619 --> 00:18:24,060
And the way you will
Be until the day you die.
398
00:18:24,084 --> 00:18:28,190
But I really do hope
That you live forever,
399
00:18:28,214 --> 00:18:30,324
Because I love you.
400
00:18:30,348 --> 00:18:33,387
- what a lovely speech.
401
00:18:33,411 --> 00:18:36,019
- yes, I believe you delivered
That to dr. Stewart boyd
402
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:37,818
on edge of tomorrow.
403
00:18:37,842 --> 00:18:40,749
- you did watch the show.
404
00:18:40,773 --> 00:18:43,781
- I've caught a
Few occasionally...
405
00:18:43,805 --> 00:18:46,612
Rubbish for the most
Part, but, uh, I must say...
406
00:18:46,636 --> 00:18:50,310
Your scenes were quite moving.
407
00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:54,039
- oh, thank you, daddy.
408
00:18:54,063 --> 00:18:57,538
- americans are such saps.
409
00:18:57,561 --> 00:19:00,235
- all that emotional spillage.
410
00:19:00,259 --> 00:19:02,101
- indeed.
411
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,933
- we're good, right?
412
00:19:03,957 --> 00:19:06,064
- of course, my girl.
413
00:19:06,088 --> 00:19:07,464
- good night, mum.
414
00:19:07,488 --> 00:19:11,217
- you're as drunk
As I am, aren't you?
415
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:16,779
- I certainly am.
416
00:19:27,441 --> 00:19:30,281
- ah. Good evening.
417
00:19:30,305 --> 00:19:32,114
Couldn't sleep.
418
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,245
Perhaps I'll have some hot milk.
419
00:19:34,269 --> 00:19:35,344
- I couldn't either.
420
00:19:35,368 --> 00:19:36,610
I-I wanted to finish this,
421
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,608
But my bedazzler
Keeps getting stuck.
422
00:19:39,632 --> 00:19:43,394
- maybe I can help. Let me see.
423
00:19:47,726 --> 00:19:49,236
- really?
424
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:51,500
Do you think I'm
Just another one
425
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,266
Of these silly women
Who can't resist
426
00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:56,596
Your dime-store charm?
427
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,495
- my apologies.
428
00:19:58,519 --> 00:20:02,226
- I didn't say stop.
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