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Right. Agh!
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Pusface! Get off!
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Get off, you idiot!
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Oh, silly boys.
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Er, hi, Auntie Val.
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Well, get up, then.
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God, you're such an arsehole.
You're the arsehole!
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Oh, you are going to behave tonight,
aren't you?
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Sorry, where's our normal mum? Yeah.
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Erm, she's not here.
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Not here? Murdered her, have you?
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Oh, very funny.
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No, your mum's, erm...in hospital.
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Hospital? What?
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Don't worry, she's absolutely fine.
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Hospital?
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She's with your dad.
They'll be back soon.
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She's just had a little...
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..procedure.
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What, like a...woman's procedure?
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Exactly. A woman's procedure.
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So that means? That means don't ask.
Hm.
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Correct. So, while Mummy's away,
I'm Mummy.
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Aww!
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But why didn't she tell us?
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Cos she didn't want to worry you,
did she?
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Er, we're not children. Naughty!
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Sorry. We are children.
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Dad's handiwork? Have a guess.
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I can't believe she didn't say
anything.
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CREAM SQUIRTS
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Jonny!
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She's not having her head removed,
she's just having a...
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BOTH: Woman's procedure.
That's right.
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Whatever that is.
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Well, it can only be one of two
things, can't it?
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Higher or lower.
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Ugh! Don't be so disgusting.
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I reckon higher. Lower.
Definitely lower.
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Hmm... I think higher.
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MUFFLED SHOUTING
Boys!
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Argh!
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Pusface!
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Anyway, I'm just here to help out a
little - tidy up, make dinner.
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What? But Mum makes dinner
on Friday nights. Yeah.
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Ohhh, but does Mum make roast lamb
for dinner?
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Oh, my God, lamb.
SIZZLING
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I like this new Mummy.
You can strangle the old one.
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That's my Bobbles. Come on.
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Seriously, you can strangle her.
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SHE CHUCKLES
Stop it!
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So...I hear you've got yourself
a girlfriend.
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Ohh, Auntie...
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We were worried about you.
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Jonny's got a girlfriend too,
you know. Where is he?
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I thought maybe you were asexual.
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A sexual what?
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No, asexual - having no sexual needs
or desires.
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Oh, my God. No sexual needs
or desires.
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PHONE CHIMES
Ugh.
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Ooh. Is that Mum?
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Not quite.
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Yeah, that's definitely not Mum.
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What do you think?
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Of the stupid, topless man?
SHE TUTS
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I tell you, this app is full of
gorgeous men
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just waiting for my finger.
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No need to tell us any more.
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Like, so many. Any more.
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What about this one?
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Also topless. This one's just...
Oh, my God.
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"Loverboy309"?
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Definitely a sex robot.
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His real name's Colin.
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Definitely not a sex robot.
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I'm obsessed. I've been stalking him
on here for months.
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That sounds healthy.
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This one here ate like an effing
pig. Right.
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I still slept with him! Er...
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And with him.
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Goodbye, then.
SHE LAUGHS
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PHONE CHIMES
Ooh!
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Just keep walking out the house?
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Hi, Bobbles!
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Hi, Mum! Thank God you're here.
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Oh!
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You all right?
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Are you all right? I'm fine.
I'm a bit tired, but I'm fine.
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She's quite sore. Thank you.
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Very sore. Martin!
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I can't believe you didn't tell us.
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I'm sorry,
but I didn't want to worry you.
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Ooh!
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She really is extremely sore.
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Seriously?
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You know I had to have a little...
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ALL: ..procedure.
We know.
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What?
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Higher or lower?
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Ohh, Adam!
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MARTIN LAUGHS
Higher or lower!
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Jackie! Horrible.
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Where's Val?
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In the dining room
organising an orgy.
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Oh, she's not on that thing again,
is she?
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It sends her bloody mad.
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Hi, Jackie, welcome home.
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There you are! Thanks for helping
out.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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Hmm. Aww.
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Er, Val?
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Oh, sorry. How are you feeling?
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She's incredibly sore.
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Oh, please stop telling everyone
I'm sore all the bleeding time.
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Oh, go through.
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Well?
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Lower.
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And I got your pillow and your
blankie.
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Aww, my blankie.
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This is your oasis of calm, Jackie.
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Thanks.
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And I've prepared a lovely...
PHONE CHIMES
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Swingers' party? ..dinner, but
there's no rush, love.
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You eat whenever you're ready.
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Aww, what would we do
without Auntie Val, eh?
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Rejoice? Do you want to eat out of
the bin tonight, Martin?
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Ooh, the bin!
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Yeah, not really a deterrent.
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One minute.
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Oh, not another one!
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Oh, that's where I put it!
SHE SIGHS
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Lads, this stuff is amazing.
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You can mend anything with it.
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Yes, and you have been mending
anything with it.
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LAUGHTER
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PHONE RINGS
Is that my phone?
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Is it your phone?
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Huh?
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Pissface, where have you put it?
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Boys?
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Strange.
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It seems to be coming from in there.
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Jonny...
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Huh?
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RINGING CONTINUES
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Pissface!
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Hmm? How did that get there?
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You bloody...
Hadn't you better answer it?
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It is your girlfriend.
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You shit!
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Hi, Lucy.
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Sorry, I can't talk right now,
it's a bit inconvenient...
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HE SCREAMS
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Agh, you bastard!
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See ya, Pusface!
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HE LAUGHS
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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What are you doing, you moron?
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Skill McGill.
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Thank you, you dick.
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Please!
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God! How am I meant to get
all this crap off?
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Oh, Jonathan.
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I told you that stuff was good.
You should see the reviews.
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Ooh, do you have a printout?
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I do, actually look - four out of
five stars.
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Right, the lamb. Thanks, sweetie.
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PHONE CHIMES
Ooh, my God!
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And orgy confirmed.
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OK, will you please stop being
so horrible to Auntie Val?
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She is making us dinner out of
the kindness of her heart.
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While attempting to sleep with
every man in Britain.
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Adam!
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And will you please put
that horrible stuff away!
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VAL: Oh, my God!
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He likes me, Jackie. He likes me!
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Who likes you?
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Oswald Mosley?
HE SNIGGERS
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Val? Who likes you?
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Loverboy309.
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Sorry? He's a sex robot.
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- His name's Colin.
Colin?
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Not a very good sex robot.
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From my app! I've been
stalking him for months.
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Have you?
BOTH: Yup.
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Well, just look at him.
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Er, where's his shirt?
None of them have shirts.
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Boiling. Martin, put your top on.
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What? Now.
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PHONE CHIMES
He wants to meet tonight.
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Tonight? He's gonna pick me up.
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PHONE CHIMES
In 40 minutes!
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What? From your house?
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My house? I don't have time to
go to my house, Jackie.
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He'll come here.
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BOTH: Here?
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But we haven't had our dinner yet.
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Sorry, I am not missing out
on a piece of that.
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We'll just have to
have dinner now. Now?
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Well, we don't want him strolling in
while I'm stuffing my face, do we?
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No, of course not, it's just...I'm
really not ready to eat right now.
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Dinner is now.
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OK, we really don't have long,
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so we'll just have to eat
as fast as possible.
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Will we? Yes.
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This lamb's gonna take, what,
five minutes to eat?
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- That'll be enjoyable.
- No, four minutes.
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Four minutes for my lovely lamb?
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And then two minutes for dessert.
Bleeding hell, Valerie.
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Well, sit down, sit down.
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Wait! What am I gonna wear?
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What am I going to wear?
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A straitjacket?
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Argh! Valerie!
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I'm going to have to wear some of
your clothes.
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Jackie, can I wear some of your
clothes?
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- Heart attack in precisely ten
seconds.
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- Can I wear some of your clothes,
Jackie?
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Yes, you can wear some of my
clothes!
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Well, get on with it! Eat up!
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Delicious, terrifying dinner.
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Um, Val. Mm-hm? Maybe you should
try and take it a bit slower.
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Slower? Jonathan, you can put more
in your mouth, you know.
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Mm?!
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Mmm! No, I mean with this guy,
what's his name?
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Fuckbot 1000.
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Ow!
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Martin!
DOORBELL RINGS
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Where are you all going?
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To get the sodding door
and then kill ourselves.
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You can't all go,
it's going to slow everything down.
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You go, boys. Take your plates.
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You can eat on the way.
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Really? Mmm!
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Well, get on with it, you two!
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I could be eating out the bin.
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Your boys better not ruin
my bloody evening.
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Your bloody evening?
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Er, Mum? What?
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Why did you order a dog cage?
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Erm, I had to have the dog cage sent
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to your house, Jackie, because
I didn't want to upset Milson
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if it turned up at my house.
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- Well, that makes sense.
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- Milson's a very nervous mammal.
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Why do you need a bloody dog cage?
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An extra-strong, galvanised steel,
heavy-duty bloody dog cage?
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90 seconds to finish your lamb.
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90 seconds.
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- This is a nightmare!
Jim, why do you need a dog cage?
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Um, is it all right if we talk
in there, Jackie? Away from...
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..you know.
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MILSON WHINES
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The living room.
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Well?
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What? Oh, yes! We have to have a
cage,
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you see, because Milson's been
a very bad dog recently.
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Very bad.
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Really? What's she done?
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What hasn't she done?
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She sat on my chair,
she licked a sock, she ate bones.
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Er, dogs are meant to eat bones.
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Are they?
263
00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,160
We're coming, love.
We're coming. It's OK.
264
00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,800
Something's come up.
He's gonna pick me up later now.
265
00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,360
Panic over.
266
00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,520
Panic over?
267
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,840
I just swallowed half a bleeding
kilogram of meat in three seconds.
268
00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,040
Yeah, all right!
It wasn't my fault, was it?
269
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,280
Well, whose shitting fault was it?
270
00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,440
Er, Jackie, say something.
271
00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,680
Val, love, I'm really not feeling
very...
272
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,760
Oh, right. I see.
273
00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,240
Well, thank you very much
for the support, Jackie.
274
00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,600
But...
275
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,720
And Colin is not a bloody sex robot!
276
00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:26,000
- Sex robot?
277
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000
Oh, I need to sit down.
278
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:32,880
Jackie, is it all right if I
assemble the cage in here?
279
00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,640
You know, for testing purposes?
280
00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,600
WHISPERS: Away from Milson.
281
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,200
Jim, I really don't care
what you do tonight, OK?
282
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,480
OK, Jackie.
283
00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:45,120
I'll just pop Milson back home
and go and fetch my tools.
284
00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:50,880
Ooh, but don't worry I won't need
feeding cos I have my peach.
285
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,280
HE SLURPS
286
00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:55,520
Ooh!
287
00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,680
Are you all right, Jackie?
288
00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,160
I'm fine, Jim, fine.
289
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,720
I had to have a little...
ALL: ..procedure.
290
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,280
Yeah, Jim.
291
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:03,600
I see, Jackie.
292
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,720
Higher or lower?
293
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,760
HE SLURPS
294
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,760
JIM HUMS TO HIMSELF
295
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,040
Well, this is a fantastic evening,
296
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,480
watching a grown man bashing away
at a giant cage.
297
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,800
Are you sure you need
all those extra bolts, Jim?
298
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,760
Oh, yes, Martin, the cage has to
be particularly secure,
299
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,680
otherwise Milson might...
300
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,360
HE WHIMPERS
301
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,640
MARTIN SIGHS
302
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,960
Where's this bloody dessert?
Better be crumble.
303
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,680
Ooh! Crumble!
304
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,560
HE GROANS SOFTLY
305
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,400
Maybe I should go and talk to her.
I've got to say something.
306
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,800
- What, like, "Please piss off"?
307
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,120
Dessert, everyone?
308
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:48,960
Finally!
309
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,320
WHOOSHING
310
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,360
Oh, definitely not, Jim!
311
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,160
Um, hi.
312
00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:59,760
I hope you like
what I've made you all tonight.
313
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,840
I'm sure we will.
314
00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:03,600
- Basically, is it crumble?
Yeah. It's a surprise.
315
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,000
A surprise? What's that bloody mean?
316
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,040
Ugh. I'm sorry, love.
317
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,400
No, I'm sorry, Jackie.
318
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,760
I shouldn't have spoken to you
like that before.
319
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,720
I overreacted. You didn't.
320
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:13,640
She did.
321
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:16,880
I think I'm just so nervous about
meeting this guy later, you know?
322
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,640
Yeah, erm, it's OK.
323
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,960
It's your evening and you
certainly don't need me ruining it.
324
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,720
We certainly don't.
Will you shut your bloody face?
325
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,520
Right! Dessert.
326
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,640
Oh, I'm mad - I left it in the
kitchen!
327
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,000
SHE CHUCKLES
328
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,720
OK, will you please all stop now?
329
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,600
What the hell's a surprise dessert?
330
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,920
How do I bloody know?
331
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,120
Better not be her rice pudding.
332
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,960
Oh, God, her rice pudding.
333
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,920
So thick. So lumpy.
334
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,480
Shhh!
335
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,120
Vomit in a bowl.
336
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,400
ALL: Vomit in a bowl!
337
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,920
LAUGHTER
338
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,800
What are you all laughing at?
339
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,480
Vomit. Lovely.
340
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:56,600
Now, I know how much you like
your crumble in this house.
341
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,440
Crimble crumble! Crimble crumble!
342
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,680
But tonight, I thought I'd make you
something different.
343
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,800
Oh, Auntie! What? Why?
344
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,120
Shitting hell, Valerie!
345
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,880
Ta-da!
346
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,480
Well, everyone loves Auntie Val's
rice pudding, don't they?
347
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,320
Um... Yeah, of course.
348
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,880
Nice and wobbly.
349
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,000
Ugh.
350
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:21,280
Actually, tonight, I made this one
extra wobbly.
351
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,680
PHONE CHIMES
Ooh!
352
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,840
Oh. What bloody now?
353
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,040
Are you all right?
354
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,520
Colin's not coming. Not coming?
355
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,080
- Robot malfunction?
356
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,480
A "work thing". Oh, love.
357
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,280
Why do men hate me so much?
358
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,800
What? They don't.
359
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,280
MEN WHISPER: They do.
360
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,640
Oh, Val.
361
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,320
Do you know, whenever Larry
ate my rice pudding,
362
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,720
he'd say to me, "Val, I loved it.
363
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,720
"That was the best pudding I ever
had in my life."
364
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,640
Yeah, well...it's lovely.
365
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,960
And then one night, we're sitting
there, eating my rice pudding,
366
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,440
and he turns to me and says,
367
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,600
"Valerie, I don't love your rice
pudding any more.
368
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,400
"In fact, I never loved it."
369
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,880
But what he really meant was,
370
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:09,680
"I don't love you any more.
I never loved you."
371
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,440
SHE SOBS
372
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,720
Val!
373
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,120
Shit on a shit.
374
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,800
We're going to have to eat that now,
aren't we?
375
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,320
- Yes, or she'll probably die.
376
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,560
Why can't we just have
some bloody ice cream?
377
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,040
- Yeah.
- Martin, we are eating it.
378
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,920
So unhappy.
379
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:28,760
Erm, I finished the special cage
so I'll just go and get Milson
380
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:32,520
for the, you know, big unveiling.
381
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,560
- OK, Jim.
382
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,800
Er, Jim? Hmm?
383
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,680
Do you like rice pudding? Jonny!
384
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,520
- Rice pudding?
385
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,880
- Erm, my mother used to make me
rice pudding.
386
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:47,640
Did she? Yes, and I hated every
mouthful.
387
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:51,040
Terrific. I'd rather eat a bowl of
rats' innards
388
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:56,440
than even a thimble of horrid,
horrid, horrid rice pudding.
389
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,400
Ah, I tried. Oh, but, Jim!
390
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,960
Have you ever eaten Jewish rice
pudding?
391
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:03,760
Genius.
392
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,640
Jewish rice pudding?
393
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,440
- Yes, Jewish rice pudding. It's....
394
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,320
Delicious. Is it?
395
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,760
ALL: Yes.
396
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,000
And did you know it's a great honour
397
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,480
for a non-Jew to eat Jewish rice
pudding?
398
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,320
An honour?
399
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,400
- The highest.
400
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,200
- I see.
401
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,080
But I don't have my little Jewish
hat!
402
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,600
Here.
403
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,360
HE HUMS
404
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,560
Here you are, Jim.
405
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:42,800
And is this my special Jewish bowl?
406
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,040
- Yes, but you have to eat them all,
Jim.
407
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,200
- That's the tradition.
- And quickly.
408
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,680
Yeah, the quicker you eat, Jim,
the higher the honour.
409
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,880
- Erm...
- Hurry up!
410
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,000
- Of course, yes.
411
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,680
Shalom.
ALL: Shalom.
412
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,080
CONTINUES HUMMING
413
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,800
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
414
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,480
It's de-delicious!
415
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,960
Faster, Jim, faster!
416
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,640
Go on, Jim.
417
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,400
- Hurry up.
That's it.
418
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,920
Keep going, come on.
419
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,600
HE COUGHS AND RETCHES
420
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,240
Well done that's it.
421
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,360
So tasty!
422
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,960
- Keep going, Jim.
- Mm!
423
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:22,840
It's an honour.
424
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:26,320
HE GROANS
425
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,680
- It's just so lovely!
- Yes, lovely.
426
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,280
Last one.
427
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,400
Keep going.
428
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,480
You've done it!
429
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,720
Aaagh!
430
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,800
Well done, Jim.
431
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,840
Jewish blessings upon you.
432
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,000
Yes. Shalom!
433
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,600
Shalom!
434
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:54,080
It's funny - I always hated my
mother's rice pudding,
435
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:59,760
but Jewish rice pudding is really,
really...
436
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,600
HE GAGS
437
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,880
..re-ee-ally...
STOMACH RUMBLES
438
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,200
HE VOMITS
439
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,160
Sorry, everyone.
440
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,320
I'm a bit better now.
441
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,600
Ooh, someone liked my rice pudding!
442
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,680
Yeah...
443
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,000
HE BURPS
444
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,960
Oh, there you are, Jim.
445
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,520
Here have some rice pudding.
446
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,080
No, Mummy, no!
447
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,720
HE WAILS
Jim?
448
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,640
Mummy!
DOOR SLAMS
449
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,360
Maybe he just doesn't like rice
pudding.
450
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,040
PHONE RINGS
451
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,400
Argh, Pusface!
452
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,080
Bloody, bloody stuff!
453
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,040
Oh, no! What happened there?
454
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,320
ADAM GIGGLES
455
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,440
Here. Aww, thank you, Adam.
456
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,640
Thanks, love.
457
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:56,360
Yes. We've always wanted a massive
metal cage in our living room.
458
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:57,640
Finally.
459
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,280
Pissface! Dimwits!
460
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,960
Um, thanks again for putting up with
me tonight, everyone.
461
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,600
I know I've been a bit, well...
462
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,920
Demented? If it's all right, Val,
463
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,200
I think I might go and have a
lie-down upstairs.
464
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,600
It's been a really long day.
465
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,800
And a really long night.
466
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,120
Um, well, you just take it easy,
Jackie.
467
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,120
Thanks.
468
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:21,880
Er, yeah, well, Valerie, it's
getting late, so maybe you'd, er...
469
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,040
What?
470
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,080
Oh, right!
471
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,920
I see. OK, then.
472
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,560
And thanks for the rice pudding.
473
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,720
It really was delicious,
wasn't it, lads?
474
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,560
- Oh, yeah.
Delicious.
475
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,880
Goodnight, Martin. Goodnight, boys.
476
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,240
BOYS: Goodnight, Auntie Val.
477
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,400
TEARFUL: You are a wonderful family.
478
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,240
# Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
479
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,600
# Hallelujah! #
Has she gone?
480
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,880
ALL: Yes!
481
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,480
Thank bloody God.
482
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,000
DOORBELL RINGS
483
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,920
HE GROANS
Jim?
484
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,120
Oh, crap. It's back on! What is?
485
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:02,480
My date. His work thing's been
cancelled. He CAN come tonight.
486
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,960
Shit on it.
487
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,560
He'll be here in 15 minutes!
488
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,480
15 minutes?! Clothes!
I need clothes.
489
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,560
Horrible.
490
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,720
Disgusting. Having fun?
491
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,440
Well, I can't wear that.
492
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,560
Val...
493
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,960
Actually, Jackie, what about
what you're wearing now?
494
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:20,920
I'm sorry?
495
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,720
Well, I like that. I mean,
it's quite simple on you,
496
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,600
but on me it might look quite
sexy. Er...
497
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,960
Martin? Well, it might.
498
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,480
Well, come on! Give me your
clothes. Really?
499
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,520
- Definitely time to go.
Yup.
500
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,080
Hurry up! But...
501
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,640
Take your bloody clothes off,
Jackie! Er...
502
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,240
Oh, God!
503
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,880
Oh, God, he'll be here any sec.
504
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,200
Move out my way.
Right, where is it?
505
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,480
WHISPERS: Everything all right?
506
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,120
Bloody hell.
507
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,680
You seen my phone anywhere?
508
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,120
PHONE CHIMES
Oh!
509
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,920
Where is it?
510
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,080
Where?
511
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,200
There it is. In the cage?
512
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:59,400
What's it doing in the cage? Yeah!
How did that happen? It's a mystery.
513
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,200
Sorry, I don't have time for this.
514
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,960
He'll be here in...
Precisely two minutes. Ugh!
515
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,480
I won't forget this, you know.
516
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,880
And neither will we.
517
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,400
SHE GRUNTS
518
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,480
Oh, hell.
519
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:15,360
Oh, the bloody thing's stuck.
I can't get it off.
520
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,360
Huh? Mum!
521
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,360
OTHERS LAUGH
522
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:22,040
Jackie! Sorry, love. Only joking.
523
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,160
Can you open it, please?
524
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,840
OK...
525
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,280
Oh, shit.
526
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,800
Mum! You bloody idiot!
527
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:30,680
What's happened?
528
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,080
Oh! It won't bloody open!
529
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,440
- Oh, my God.
What?!
530
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,440
VAL SCREECHES
531
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,040
Martin!
532
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,760
Ohh...
533
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,600
Get me out!
534
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,280
Val, calm down, calm down.
535
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,480
Calm down? I'm in a cage!
I'm in a cage!
536
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,000
Call Jim. Jim?
537
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,320
He put this thing together - he'll
know what to do.
538
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,880
Er, Jim never knows what to do.
Just call him.
539
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,920
You meant to do this, didn't you,
Jackie?
540
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,360
Huh?! All night, you couldn't wait
to get rid of me.
541
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,840
What are you talking about?
And now you've locked me in a cage!
542
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,480
I'm locked in a cage!
543
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,720
No answer.
544
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,160
Martin, get your saw.
545
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,720
- My saw?! This thing's made of
bloody steel!
546
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,560
Get the shitting saw! Christ!
547
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,720
- Hurry!
- I'm bloody hurrying!
548
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,400
DOORBELL RINGS
Oh, shit on it.
549
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,320
What?
550
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,680
Er... Valerie?
551
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,880
She's in the cage.
552
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,680
Cage?
553
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,000
- Quickly. Was that Jim?
- What?
554
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,080
No, a different man.
555
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,840
Oh, my God, it's Colin.
556
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,280
Colin's here.
557
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,400
Not that end, you moron!
558
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,920
What? Yes, try not to saw into
Auntie's skull.
559
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,320
COLIN: Hello?
Oh, God!
560
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,680
It's OK, love, I'll get rid of
him. Oh, no, you will not.
561
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,360
I haven't spent six weeks sending
him photographs of my backside
562
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,400
for you to get rid of him.
563
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,800
I'm having this date if it's the
bloody death of me. How do I look?
564
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,120
Like a woman trapped in a cage.
565
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:56,080
Erm, is this the right house for
Valerie?
566
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,040
Er, that's right. Uh-huh.
567
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:02,040
SULTRY: Hello. Valerie Lewis.
Lovely to meet you, Colin.
568
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,680
Erm... Why is she in a cage?
569
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,360
Why is she in a cage?
VAL LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
570
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,560
Why don't you guys leave me
and the lovely Colin here alone
571
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,600
for a while so we can get to know
each other a little, hmm?
572
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,920
Really? Really?
573
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,440
Bye, Jackie.
574
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,680
Er, bye, love. Bye.
575
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,800
So, Colin...
576
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,880
..do you like rice pudding?
577
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,280
The perfect date.
578
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,560
What do we do now, then?
579
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,600
Emigrate?
580
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,600
We could get an ice cream.
Ooh, ice cream!
581
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,080
An ice cream? Yeah, that's what
we'll do,
582
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,200
we'll get a bloody ice cream.
Come on.
583
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,560
What, so we're just going to
leave her there? In a cage?
584
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,360
With a strange man?
585
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,000
He might not be strange.
586
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,800
Yeah, we don't know he's strange.
587
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,280
Hello, all.
588
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,720
Talking of strange.
Feeling better now, are you, Jim?
589
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:56,640
Not really, but it was worth it for
the...for the great Jewish honour.
590
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,680
HE BELCHES
591
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:00,880
Shalom.
592
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,040
BOYS: Shalom.
593
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,680
Right, I think Milson's ready now
to see the...
594
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,640
WHISPERS: ..cage, so...
595
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,040
- Um, yeah, Jim.
596
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,600
I'm not sure Milson will be sleeping
in the...
597
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,080
WHISPERS: ..cage tonight.
598
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,000
- Oh, no, Jackie,
Milson won't be sleeping in it.
599
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,120
The cage is for me.
600
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,720
Come on, Milson.
601
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,480
MILSON WHINES
602
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,800
Come on, Milson.
603
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,720
Well, Colin's in for a good night.
604
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,880
# I change shapes just to hide in
this place
605
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:37,520
# But I'm still, I'm still an animal
606
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,240
# Nobody knows it but me when I slip
607
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:44,680
# Yeah, I slip, I'm still an animal
608
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,800
# I change shapes just to hide in
this place
609
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,240
# But I'm still,
I'm still an animal... #
610
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,280
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