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[upbeat dance music]
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[singer humming rhythmically]
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The house is looking good.
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Mm, outdoor bathroom.
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Nice touch.
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It's very Roman, isn't it?
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[doorbell rings]
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Hello, bambinos.
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Professor Bosoms.
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All right, Dad.
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What?
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Oh, excuse the shithole.
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It is a shithole.
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When are they gonna finish?
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Who knows?
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The year 70 billion. [laughs]
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What's wrong with
the toilet now?
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Well, read the note, you cretin.
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Bog buggered.
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They've buggered
everything, these builders.
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The bog, the boiler,
the electrics.
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I told Mum they'll probably
start buggering each other soon.
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They've buggered it
up in there as well.
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Hmm, that looks nice.
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Yeah, your mother decided
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she wanted some
red in the house.
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So we started painting, but
then realized it looked--
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Like a whorehouse?
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Yep.
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Where is Mum?
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In the shed.
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The shed?
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What's she doing there?
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Hiding.
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[Jonny] Hiding?
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Yeah, from the mouse.
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What mouse?
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Mum saw a mouse in here.
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She saw a mouse in here?
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There's a mouse in the house?
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Yeah, the builders must've
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buggered up its
lair or something.
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Mouse lair.
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Now she won't come back in
'til I find the wretched thing,
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which means I'm the one
making the sodding dinner.
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God help us.
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Yes, help us, O Lord.
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I know, might as well
be boiling a table.
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Let's go see her then.
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Where was the mouse?
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Over there.
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Bugger.
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[upbeat music]
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You all right, Mum?
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Has he found it?
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What?
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The mouse, has he
found the mouse?
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Um, not yet, but
I'm sure it'll--
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I'm not going back in
'til he's found it.
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Ugh, Mum.
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What?
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That means Dad's making dinner.
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Yeah, so?
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We might die.
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We will die.
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I'm sorry.
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You know what I'm
like about mice.
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Total psycho.
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Exactly.
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Well?
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I found it, it's gone.
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You found it?
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Really?
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Yes, really.
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You really found it?
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I really found it and
then I really killed it.
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Aw, poor mouse.
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Never mind poor mouse, poor Mum.
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How did you kill it?
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What?
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How did you kill the mouse?
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I strangled it. [laughs]
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Martin.
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Does it matter how I killed it?
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The bloody thing's dead.
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Well, where is it then?
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Look, if you don't believe me,
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I'll show it to
you, both pieces.
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Ugh.
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No, no, it's okay.
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Aw, well done, my hero.
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Um, so does that mean
you'll be making--
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Yes, make you all
a lovely dinner.
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Oh, you've been so brave.
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Did you really find the mouse?
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No.
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[mellow music]
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And what if it turns up again?
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It won't turn up.
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What, you've trained
it, have you?
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Shut up.
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Pass me the
screwdriver, simpleton.
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You know Mum will
have a heart attack.
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Is that a bad thing?
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[laughs]
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Right, here.
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Oh.
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Blimey.
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Now careful, some of
these might be live.
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Live?
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Bloody hell, Dad.
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Thing is, which ones? [laughs]
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Martin, where are the,
what are you doing?
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Making a bomb.
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Well, don't make a
mess on the carpet.
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Have you seen the little bowls?
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh god, that'll
be Jim, I know it.
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Why does he have to come round
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when the house is
such a shithole?
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[Adam] Hi, Jim,
sorry, we're just--
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Hello, Jonny.
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Adam.
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I just thought if your
dad needed any help
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with anything round
the house, then--
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Thanks, but he's doing
the electrics, so.
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Ah, electrics.
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Come on, Wilson.
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Come, eh, come, come.
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Are you qualified
to do electrics?
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That depends what you
mean by qualified.
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Now then, Martin.
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Hello, Jackie.
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Oh, you look nice.
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Oh, thanks, Jim.
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Uh, we're just about
to have dinner.
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Are we?
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We are, yes.
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Oh, yes, course.
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No, I was just
helping Martin with,
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what are we doing?
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The wiring.
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The wiring.
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Yeah, careful you
don't touch the--
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[electricity zaps]
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Shit!
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Shit on it!
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[Jonny] Oh my god.
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[Jackie] Martin!
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He touched the bleeding wire.
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Is he dead?
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[Jackie] Jim, Jim?
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I told him not to
bleeding touch it.
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Jim.
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What are we gonna do?
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We'll have to try
and resuscitate him.
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Uh, how?
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Well, somebody's gonna have
to give him the kiss of life.
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Bye.
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Goodbye.
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Boys.
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Martin, go and give
Jim the kiss of life.
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I'm not kissing a man.
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No way.
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Me either.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh god.
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[rhythmic mellow music]
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Oh, Wilson.
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Jim, it's me, Jackie.
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Jackie.
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Oh, Jackie.
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[Jonny] Um, Jim.
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[Jackie] Jim.
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Uh, you can let go now.
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[Martin] Come on, Jim.
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Well done, love.
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[Adam] Well done, Mum.
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You've had a nasty shock.
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Are you okay?
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I think I might need
a little bit more.
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[electronic music]
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How do you feel now?
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Like I've been
forced to eat pins.
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[Jackie] Oh.
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And somebody's got a big magnet.
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Okay.
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And also I'm on fire.
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But otherwise, you're--
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Otherwise, I'm fine, I'm fine.
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Has nut features gone yet?
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[Jackie] Not yet.
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Not yet, Martin.
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Sorry, I didn't see you there.
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I'm sure you'll be wanting
to get back home soon.
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Well, I probably shouldn't
be moved too quickly
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'cause I do feel a terrible
hunger all of a sudden.
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Um, why don't I get
you some biscuits?
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Thank you.
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Can I have 12?
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Are you mad?
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Adam, we've got to
ask him for dinner.
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Mum, there is no way.
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Yeah, Mum, no way.
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Boys.
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I agree.
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What are you talking about?
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Nut features staying for dinner.
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There is no way.
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Sorry, we almost killed the man.
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The least we can do is feed him.
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Mum, he isn't staying.
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I can't send him home.
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I can.
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Shut up, Martin.
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Well, he's not
having any crumble.
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Crimble crumble, absolutely not.
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Yeah, no way is he
having any crumble.
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Okay, all right.
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Coming in here,
eating our crumble.
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Jonny, hide the crumble.
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Good idea.
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Hide the crumble?
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Where shall I hide it?
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In here.
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[Jackie] What are you doing?
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Well done, Jonny.
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You're horrible.
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[knocking at door]
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Yes?
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Oh, hello.
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Oh, hi, Jim.
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You all right?
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Well, the shaking's
mainly stopped.
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Good, good.
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And I managed to do a wee-wee
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without making too
much of a mess.
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Well done.
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So I'd better be off, I suppose.
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Come on, Wilson, come.
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There, that's it.
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Are you sure you're all right?
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Oh, yes, Jackie, you
mustn't worry about me.
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I'll be fine, fine.
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Bye-bye, all.
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Friends.
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Jim, would you
like to stay for--
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Dinner.
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[Jonny and Adam groan]
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Oh, Jackie.
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Jackie.
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Friday night dinner with you.
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And the others.
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Oh, did you hear that, Wilson?
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We've been invited for
a real Jewish dinner.
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Right, well, best get changed.
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There's really no need.
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No, Jackie, best get
changed into my finery.
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It's a special night.
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It's a very special night.
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Bye, all.
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Come on, Wilson.
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What?
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[sighs]
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Where is he?
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So we're definitely
agreed then, yeah?
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He comes in, "Hello,
Jackie," "Hello, Jim,"
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three second chat, straight in
here, food already on plates,
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no crumble because you didn't
make any crumble, remember?
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Yes.
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Food in gob, dinner done,
proceed to front door.
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"Bye, Jackie," a "Goodbye, Jim."
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Yep, that's what we do.
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You're so cruel.
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We're sticking to it.
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Oh, potatoes.
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Sorry, but I'm starving.
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Um, Dad?
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What?
280
00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:14,200
Your little friend.
281
00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,233
[Jonny] Jesus.
282
00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:18,067
Oh, shit, shit.
283
00:09:18,067 --> 00:09:19,067
You've trained her very well.
284
00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:19,833
[Jonny chuckles]
285
00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:20,933
Shitting thing.
286
00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:25,400
What are you doing?
287
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,067
What?
288
00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,267
Do you want to burn
the house down?
289
00:09:29,267 --> 00:09:31,367
Why were you whacking
the candles like that?
290
00:09:31,367 --> 00:09:32,900
Um, I got angry.
291
00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:33,733
At what?
292
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,933
The candles just
suddenly angered me.
293
00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,700
[doorbell rings]
294
00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:42,533
He's here.
295
00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:47,567
Shalom, shalom.
296
00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:49,067
Um, shalom.
297
00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:50,667
This is for you, Jackie.
298
00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:52,967
Oh, um, thanks, Jim.
299
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,500
It was my auntie's.
300
00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,433
Oh.
301
00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:57,433
She had it by her deathbed.
302
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,033
How nice.
303
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,633
Come on, Wilson.
304
00:10:08,633 --> 00:10:10,400
Lie down, Wilson.
305
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,167
Okay, so if you come
straight through.
306
00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:13,267
Straight to dinner?
307
00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:14,167
Oh, yes.
308
00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:15,233
Tradition.
309
00:10:15,233 --> 00:10:16,833
Jewish tradition?
310
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:17,800
Exactly that.
311
00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:18,767
So if you'd like to--
312
00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:19,633
Yes, of course.
313
00:10:19,633 --> 00:10:20,467
Shalom.
314
00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:24,467
Shalom, Jackie.
315
00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:26,300
It's a tight squeeze.
316
00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:28,633
And where do you sit?
317
00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:29,900
Um, well, I sit here.
318
00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:30,800
I see.
319
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:36,267
Oh, um, no, that's
Martin's place.
320
00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:37,433
That's Dad's.
321
00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:38,967
Um, that's my place.
322
00:10:38,967 --> 00:10:39,933
Of course.
323
00:10:39,933 --> 00:10:41,767
No, I'll just sit over there.
324
00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:45,767
Um, this is my chair.
325
00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:48,733
Oh, well.
326
00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:50,733
Chair and chair alike.
327
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,400
Jim, maybe if you'd sit
over there, next to Martin.
328
00:10:54,533 --> 00:10:56,100
Yes, course, Jackie.
329
00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,267
Shalom, shalom.
330
00:10:58,333 --> 00:10:59,133
Shalom.
331
00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:01,667
Shalom.
332
00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:06,733
Right, Mum.
333
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,700
Oh, I nearly forgot.
334
00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:10,833
Do I put this on now?
335
00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:11,667
What is it?
336
00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,233
It's my Jewish hat.
337
00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:16,200
Oh, you mean your yamaka.
338
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,200
Amakum.
339
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,700
Yamaka.
340
00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:22,700
Um, you don't need to put
it on, but if you want.
341
00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,067
Amakum.
342
00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:24,833
Yamaka.
343
00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:26,067
Amubakub.
344
00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:28,067
Okay, why don't you take
your jacket off, Jim?
345
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,600
Oh, yes, my jacket.
346
00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:33,133
Your yamaka matches your shirt.
347
00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,200
Thank you, Martin.
348
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,233
I made it myself.
349
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,067
Martin, food.
350
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:54,600
Is it going to be a
very religious meal?
351
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,567
Not really, Jim.
352
00:11:56,633 --> 00:12:00,433
Oh, there are the candles.
353
00:12:00,433 --> 00:12:01,467
Yep.
354
00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,100
Here we are.
355
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,400
Thanks, Mum.
356
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,233
Thank you, Jackie.
357
00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:06,100
Shalom.
358
00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:07,833
Thank you, Mum.
359
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:08,667
Shalom.
360
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:10,400
Yes, shalom.
361
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,767
Shalom to you all.
362
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,200
[Jackie exclaims]
363
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,900
You buggering lunatic.
364
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:16,833
[Jackie] Martin.
365
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:17,633
[Adam] What did you do that for?
366
00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:18,467
Yeah.
367
00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:20,833
It's tradition.
368
00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:22,533
Tradition?
369
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:26,967
No, Jim, that's the Greeks.
370
00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:30,200
Oh, yes, it's the Greeks.
371
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,067
Shall I?
372
00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:34,133
No, no, it's all right.
373
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:35,733
Just eat your food.
374
00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:38,367
Good start.
375
00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:46,100
Do you know, this
is the first time
376
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,500
that I have ever
eaten Jewish food.
377
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,433
Really, well, it's
all quite normal.
378
00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:54,967
Lovely bit of squirrel.
379
00:12:54,967 --> 00:12:57,067
[laughs]
380
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,867
Is it squirrel?
381
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:25,300
All right, Jim?
382
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,533
Yes, just enjoying
383
00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:30,367
some of your traditional
Jewish drinking water.
384
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:31,200
Okay.
385
00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:34,333
It's really delicious.
386
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,200
Well, tuck in.
387
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:41,600
Jackie, could you pass
me a biggish spoon?
388
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,433
A biggish spoon?
389
00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:43,400
Yes, please.
390
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,433
Um, Jonny?
391
00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:47,333
Here, Jim.
392
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,267
Thank you.
393
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:50,233
Yes, I prefer to tear my food.
394
00:13:50,233 --> 00:13:51,067
Look.
395
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:07,900
There.
396
00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:15,200
Nice?
397
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,067
Mm.
398
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,667
Is there any vinegar?
399
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:19,900
Excellent.
400
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:20,800
[Martin] Vinegar, here.
401
00:14:21,733 --> 00:14:22,733
Thank you, Martin.
402
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,700
[Jim hums]
403
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,633
Mm, mmm.
404
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,967
It's nice now, Jackie.
405
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:42,800
Thank you.
406
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,467
Martin, are you circumcised?
407
00:14:47,467 --> 00:14:49,233
[Adam coughs]
408
00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:50,067
What?
409
00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:51,867
Are you circumcised?
410
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:54,300
Well, don't ask me,
ask my wife. [laughs]
411
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:57,167
Is Martin circumcised?
412
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:58,700
Yes, Jim, he is.
413
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,867
And the brothers, did
you have them done?
414
00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:04,067
Yes, they're also--
415
00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:04,900
[Adam] Thank you.
416
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,200
Yes, thanks, Mum.
417
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,900
I see, as a set.
418
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:10,333
Any wine?
419
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:12,433
No, thank you, Jackie,
I'm fine with my, um,
420
00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:18,800
refreshing Hebrew water.
421
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:23,467
But I am looking forward to
your famous apple crumble.
422
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,533
Oh, Jim.
423
00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:27,900
Oh, I'm sorry.
424
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:29,933
I didn't make one tonight.
425
00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:30,767
She didn't have time.
426
00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:31,600
No time.
427
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,433
No time.
428
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:33,367
I didn't have time.
429
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,300
Never mind.
430
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,800
Still, this is nice.
431
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:37,767
Thanks.
432
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:41,467
No, no, no, I mean this.
433
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:42,367
It's nice.
434
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,200
Family.
435
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,100
My new family.
436
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,833
To my new family.
437
00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:56,867
[All] Your new family.
438
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,733
You bastard.
439
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:03,767
Adam.
440
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:05,367
He put bloody salt in my drink.
441
00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:06,300
[Jonny] Skill.
442
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,100
[Jackie] Oh, I am sorry, Jim.
443
00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:20,067
Thirsty.
444
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,067
Um.
445
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,833
It's a mouse.
446
00:16:37,867 --> 00:16:39,433
[Jackie screams]
447
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:42,067
[upbeat music]
448
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,533
This is good.
449
00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:51,567
Yeah.
450
00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:53,467
Yes, it is, isn't it?
451
00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:55,700
But you told me you'd killed it.
452
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,400
Well, maybe it
came back to life.
453
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,067
What, both pieces?
454
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,867
Is this the ketchup?
455
00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:03,433
Uh, no, that's for slugs.
456
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:06,500
Well, I didn't know they
made ketchup for slugs.
457
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,733
Ketchup's in there,
Jim, top drawer.
458
00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:10,067
Oh, thanks.
459
00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:11,667
Why are you keeping
ketchup in the shed?
460
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:14,733
And the mustard?
461
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,133
Second drawer down.
462
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:18,533
Thank you, Martin.
463
00:17:18,533 --> 00:17:20,100
I wondered where
that had got to.
464
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,833
Mm, this is delicious, Jackie.
465
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:27,900
It's probably the best meal
I've ever had in my entire life.
466
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:28,833
Really?
467
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:30,300
Aw.
468
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,767
Yes, apart from something
they once gave me in hospital.
469
00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:34,333
Right.
470
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,167
A mini banana.
471
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,100
Well, that's dinner over.
472
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,433
[Adam] Yeah, all over.
473
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:44,767
So, Jim, Mum and Dad
are really quite tired.
474
00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:45,600
[Jackie] Yes.
475
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,533
[Martin] What's that?
476
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,600
So it's probably time you--
477
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,200
Yes, of course, time to leave.
478
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,300
Right then.
479
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,500
Oh, one thing.
480
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:58,233
Is there a final Jewish
prayer that you say?
481
00:17:58,233 --> 00:17:59,200
Sorry?
482
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,400
One that you do at the end?
483
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,700
Yes, there is.
484
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:07,700
Um, thank you, Lord,
for our delicious meal,
485
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,967
but now we all must
go immediately home
486
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:15,167
to our sacred beds as quickly
as the Lord can send us.
487
00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:16,667
On your marks, get set, go.
488
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:17,500
Amen.
489
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,333
Amen.
490
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,167
Amen.
491
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,267
What a super religion.
492
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,767
How do I join?
493
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:29,367
[mellow music]
494
00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:31,533
I'm just not happy being in here
495
00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:33,467
while it's still
scurrying about.
496
00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:35,667
It's all right, Mum.
497
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,467
If you do see it, Jackie,
498
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:40,200
just put a drinking
glass over it,
499
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:44,300
and you slide a piece
of paper underneath and,
500
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,833
oh, no, that's spiders.
501
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,333
Yeah, Jim, that's spiders.
502
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,267
Yes, oh, well, come on, Wilson.
503
00:18:49,267 --> 00:18:51,933
[Wilson whines]
504
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,800
Is that a crumble?
505
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,167
What?
506
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,700
That's a crumble.
507
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,533
How did that get in there?
508
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,600
You must have
forgotten you made it.
509
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,967
Oh, I forgot I made it.
510
00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:15,800
She forgot she made it.
511
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,067
I forgot.
512
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:19,100
She forgot she'd made
an apple crumble.
513
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:19,933
Yeah.
514
00:19:19,933 --> 00:19:21,900
[Jackie laughs]
515
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:24,067
Right, so thank you, Jim,
516
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:28,567
for, um, finding the crumble
I'd forgotten I had made.
517
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:29,967
No problem at all, Jackie.
518
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,233
I take mine with cream.
519
00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:35,800
[upbeat music]
520
00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:40,900
This is very exciting.
521
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,633
Very.
522
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:44,467
Here we are.
523
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:48,067
I've been looking forward
to this for so many years.
524
00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:50,433
Well, hope you like it.
525
00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:54,800
Oh, here, let me just move
this out of the way for you.
526
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,700
Oh, be careful.
527
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:58,067
[all exclaim]
528
00:19:58,067 --> 00:19:59,600
[Jim gasps]
529
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,867
You shitting tit.
530
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:02,700
-God.
-Jesus.
531
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,667
Oh, so much blood.
532
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,467
It's so much blood.
533
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,500
It's paint, Jim.
534
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,133
So much paint.
535
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,833
Just don't move, Jim.
536
00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:13,400
I can't see.
537
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,333
Don't, no, don't touch anything.
538
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,433
[Jim] I mustn't touch anything.
539
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:17,767
Like the wall.
540
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,967
Or the TV.
541
00:20:20,967 --> 00:20:22,200
TV, oh.
542
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,267
If that's oil paint,
it'll never come off.
543
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:25,267
Oil paint.
544
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:28,267
Please tell me
it's not oil paint.
545
00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:29,200
Please tell me
it's not oil paint.
546
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,533
Okay, it's not oil paint.
547
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,367
Is it oil paint?
548
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:33,200
Yes, it's oil paint.
549
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:35,867
That's it, Jim, keep going.
550
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,133
Keep going.
551
00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:38,700
[Martin] All right, it's
not far to the shower.
552
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,867
Not far.
553
00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:40,700
Try not to get
anymore on the walls.
554
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:41,867
Course, no, Jackie.
555
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:42,967
Or the banisters.
556
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:43,933
The banisters.
557
00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:45,467
[Martin] Come on, Jim, come on.
558
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:46,700
Shower's just in here.
559
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:48,833
Right, here we are.
560
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:49,667
[Jackie] Mind the door.
561
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:50,500
[Jim] The door.
562
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,333
Mouse.
563
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,867
Mouse.
564
00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:56,100
Oh, Jackie, would you like
to help me clean myself?
565
00:20:57,367 --> 00:21:00,067
[mellow music]
566
00:21:04,067 --> 00:21:06,067
That man is never
coming for dinner again.
567
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,233
Oh, really?
568
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:10,933
Hello, all.
569
00:21:10,933 --> 00:21:12,533
Hi, Jim.
570
00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:13,700
Here are your towels.
571
00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:16,200
Thanks.
572
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:19,300
Um, is that my dressing gown?
573
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,800
Yes.
574
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,733
Great.
575
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:23,067
Is the bathroom all right?
576
00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:25,667
Well, things still
function in there.
577
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:26,933
Good.
578
00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,200
Though it does look a
bit like an abattoir.
579
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,533
Fabulous.
580
00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:32,900
Well, I suppose I should
probably leave you.
581
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,300
Yeah, you probably should.
582
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:36,500
Well, thank you all.
583
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,433
It was a lovely evening
584
00:21:38,433 --> 00:21:43,067
apart from, well,
everything that happened.
585
00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:44,533
Yes.
586
00:21:44,533 --> 00:21:45,367
Goodbye, Jackie.
587
00:21:45,367 --> 00:21:46,200
Goodbye, Jim.
588
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,167
Course, no, no, no, no.
589
00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:50,600
Yeah, um, oh, I never had my...
590
00:21:52,867 --> 00:21:53,733
Oh, um.
591
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:56,767
Come on, Wilson, Wilson.
592
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:00,500
Wilson.
593
00:22:03,867 --> 00:22:05,333
At last.
594
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,200
That's it, lovely.
595
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,067
Time for bed.
596
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,900
[Jackie] My god.
597
00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:16,067
[Adam] I know.
598
00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:16,900
[Jonny] It's everywhere.
599
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,800
Quiet Wilson, remain.
600
00:22:20,067 --> 00:22:20,900
[Adam] Hand me a towel.
601
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,067
[Jonny] Oh, you're fine.
602
00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:26,367
[Jackie] The towels,
look at them.
603
00:22:26,367 --> 00:22:28,133
I'll have to throw them away.
604
00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:30,300
Careful with the bucket.
605
00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:34,100
[upbeat music]
606
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,100
-[electricity zaps]
-[Jim shouts]
607
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:41,933
What was?
608
00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:45,433
[sighs]
609
00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:46,367
Aw, what?
610
00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:48,100
Not again.
611
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,800
Well, he better
be dead this time.
612
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,067
[Jonny] What we gonna do?
613
00:22:56,233 --> 00:22:57,200
All right.
614
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,367
* I change shapes just
to hide in this place *
615
00:23:17,367 --> 00:23:22,200
* But I'm still, I'm
still an animal *
616
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,900
* Nobody knows it
but me when I slip *
617
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:29,433
* Yeah, I slip, I'm
still an animal *
618
00:23:29,433 --> 00:23:32,500
* I change shapes just
to hide in this place *
619
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:37,500
* But I'm still, I'm
still an animal *
620
00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:39,600
* Animal
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