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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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No carnations, no baby's breath!
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This is my sister's wedding,
not a hoedown.
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Now, go, fix!
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(COMPLAINS IN
FOREIGN DIALOGUE)
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Hey, hey, hey! You're
a guest in this country!
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Oh, great.
Champagne, red, white.
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Champagne, red, white.
Perfect.
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Go, bar, mix!
Go, go, go, go!
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Where's the cake?
Where's the cake?
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Cake! Where's the frickin' cake?
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Oh, thank God.
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What's this?
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Dana's wedding cake.
Bye.
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Stop!
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"Ron and John forever"?
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Andy, what happened
to the cake I ordered?
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Okay, Cheryl, here's the thing.
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Jim and I were on our way
to the bakery
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when we saw a giant, inflatable
gorilla on the roof of TV World.
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Tell me you didn't go in.
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Cheryl, a giant gorilla
with arms that went like this.
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The cake!
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It's right here.
Andy?
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All right. All the other
bakeries were closed
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except for this
all-night joint in Boystown.
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Turns out, John and
Ron weren't really forever.
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It's okay.
It's okay.
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I can fix this.
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Back off!
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Move!
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Look, Mommy! Daddy
bought us ice cream!
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(GASPS)
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Oh, no!
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Look at your wedding clothes.
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Oh, you're a mess.
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Well, we're just gonna have
to get you cleaned up.
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There we go.
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Oh, whoops.
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Okay, now, your daddy
is a very good man.
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For the rest of the wedding,
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I need you to pretend
he's a stranger,
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and if you see him, run.
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Hey, kids!
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(SCREAMING)
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What was that?
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(GASPS)
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Oh, honey,
you look so beautiful!
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It's just like my own wedding.
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Except I'm marrying
somebody good.
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Trust me.
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If he's marrying you, there's
something wrong with him.
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Oh.
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You ready?
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Yes. Okay.
(SIGHS)
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Hey, check it out,
a ship in a bottle.
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(GASPS)
(GASPS)
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Jim!
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You've ruined my wedding!
I'm gonna kill you!
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Don't worry, I'm prepared
for every situation.
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We'll kill him later.
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(MACHINE SEWING)
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There you go.
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Perfect, just like I promised.
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Now, breathe.
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(INHALES)
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Okay.
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That's weird.
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Somebody left an
open bottle of black ink.
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Check it out.
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BOTH: Back off!
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Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here
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in the sight of God
and this company...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go to the "I dos."
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Come on, cut to it. Let's go.
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Jim!
What are you doing?
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Trying to save us 400 bucks,
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but we gotta be
out of here by 2:00.
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It's 2:00 now.
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Uh-oh.
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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(CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Another nightmare
about the wedding?
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All my fault?
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Oh, yeah.
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Good night.
Good night.
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JIM: Oh, baby!
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What do you mean you only have
three-quarter length tablecloth?
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I specifically asked
for full-length tablecloth.
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That's it!
My weddings ruined!
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We should cancel
the videographer.
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Really?
No!
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You don't want to spend
the rest of your life
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looking at that train wreck.
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Mom, I am on it.
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Yeah.
Corey, is it?
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Listen. This is my
sister's wedding day,
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and it's gonna be perfect,
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so there will be
full-length tablecloths
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if I have to pull them
out of your manager's butt!
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There's that can-do spirit.
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Oh, wedding not ruined!
Crisis averted!
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Oh, you know, the focus
on the little details,
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that's where you women go wrong.
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'Cause at the end of the day, all that matters
is that the bride and groom get married.
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Jim!
Women live for weddings.
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It's our World Series,
our Super Bowl.
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Yeah, I mean, if men planned
them, they'd all be barbecues,
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and the bride would roller-skate
down the aisle in Daisy Dukes.
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(TELEPHONE RINGS)
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Talk to me.
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What?
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No, no, no, no, no.
That's too late.
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That's it!
The wedding's ruined!
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All right, fine. You know
what? I'll pick it up myself.
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We are not using you
for her next wedding.
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You bet we're not!
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Hey.
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A little snafu.
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We have to pick up the wedding
cake on the way to the hotel.
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No, no. We have to pick up the reverend
from the airport on the way to the hotel.
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We're double-booked!
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The dream is dead!
The dream is dead!
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Well, maybe Jim can pick up
the reverend.
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BOTH: No!
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Why not?
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Oh, honey, look at you.
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One gray sock, one blue sock.
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And that's you trying.
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I'm sorry.
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Maybe I was in a hurry
to go out and make a living.
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Honey, I can't trust you
with something this important.
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Oh, right, I'm only a man.
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Therefore, I'm simple.
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It was only a simple man who
came up
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with the big bridges and
the skyscrapers of the world.
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Oh, honey. No,
honey, you're right.
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All we simpletons did was put
a robot on the surface of Mars.
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And we defeated a little
scourge called communism.
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Hey, if I'm not mistaken,
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I think it was a man who picked
up a pen and started writing when
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God first spoke.
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So when a woman says
to me that I can't be trusted
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to pick someone up
at the airport,
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I think she's probably right.
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Good, we're agreed.
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Hey. Oh, Andy, good.
Let me see your socks.
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Matching, excellent. I need you to
pick up Reverend Hill at the airport.
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Abso-tutely!
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You're gonna let him go?
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That's right.
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He may be an idiot, but he knows if
he screws this up, he's a dead man.
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Straight to the airport,
then straight to the hotel.
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(CHUCKLING)
You two don't scare me.
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Andrew!
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Holy sh...
She's here!
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Mom!
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Great!
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Yeah, okay,
I'll go to the airport.
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Jim, want to come?
No!
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He's gonna stay here
and complete his task
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which is to find matching socks.
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Kids, let's go!
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Okay, well, we'll see you boys
at the wedding.
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All right, Mom.
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Oh, Andy, remember...
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There's gonna be lots
of single girls there.
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Now, don't waste your time
going for the gold.
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Focus in on the bronze.
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Or anything that's fertile.
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(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)
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All right, I guess I better leave
if I'm gonna get everything done,
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then get to the wedding before all the
bottom-feeders have been picked over.
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Hold on, hold on.
I'll go with you.
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The airport's right next
to the jobsite,
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and although I was bragging
about how great men are,
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I forgot my tux and shoes
in the trailer.
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Yeah, I don't think so,
Jim. You heard Cheryl.
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For just today, the Andy man would
like to live his vida without the loca.
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What is with you sweating all
the details just like a woman?
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(LAUGHS)
Not gonna work, Jim.
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You are a woman.
You wear women's underwear!
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My tux pants are snug.
I don't want a panty line!
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Fine, get in the car.
Not a word on the way.
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Nothing left to say.
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This will be
the finest bank in town.
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Notice, Reverend, the intricate
stonework here in the archway.
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We found actual descendents
of the Maya to do the masonry.
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Really?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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They were master stonemasons
until they were all but wiped out by...
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You know, guys like you.
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All right, I got the tux. We
got the shoes. We got the rev.
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Let's go.
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Before we go, I've got
to use the bathroom.
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Oh, oh, oh, Father,
I wouldn't use that one.
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You know, it gets
a little ripe on a warm day.
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We have a wedding to go to.
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He can use my juice bottle
in the car.
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It'll take just a second.
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Well, why don't you use the
nice bathroom in the building?
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Wait, wait, wait.
Please.
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You're my responsibility.
Please, wear a hard hat.
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I'll be fine.
I brought my own protection.
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All right. Hey, Willie,
how you doing?
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Terrible.
Right over there.
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In my country, I was a doctor.
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Oh!
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Willie, wait!
Watch out!
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Watch out, Willie.
That way.
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Father, are you all right?
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Yes.
Yes, I'm fine.
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You said something
about a hard hat?
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I got one here in the back
of Andy's car.
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Sorry about that.
Whew.
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That was close. Cheryl would
have had my boys in a blender, huh?
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(THUMP)
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That was the sound of a holy
man's head hitting metal, wasn't it?
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We're gonna need
a doctor. Willie!
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Father.
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It appears to be
a minor concussion,
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but we should take him to
the hospital for observation.
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I concur.
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You know,
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you might want to load up the old
meat wagon with extra B-positive.
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There's a good chance you'll be pulling
a cake knife out of my neck later today.
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00:10:07,337 --> 00:10:10,240
Well, I'm off after this run,
so it'll probably be Randall.
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What are you, nuts? That's
great. That's just great.
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Just settle down.
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Oh, settle down?
Settle down.
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Jim, we have a bride,
we have a groom,
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we have their entire families,
and no minister.
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Tell me, Jim, is this
one of the little details
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I shouldn't be sweating,
'cause I'm sweatin', baby!
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How many times have I told you not
to call me "baby" In front of the men?
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I kind of overhead your
conversation 'cause you were yelling.
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Yes, Kenny?
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You need a reverend, baby?
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See... See what you just did?
He called me "baby."
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He called me "baby"!
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Wait, you know
how to get a reverend?
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No, but my uncle's a
reverend, so he might know.
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Oh, I know.
I'll just get my uncle.
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00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:04,794
Yes.
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That would be good, Kenny.
That would be good.
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00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:09,769
Can you get him to the Drake
Hotel in, like, 45 minutes?
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Yeah, sure.
250
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,245
If I'm early, should I just drive
around until it's 45 minutes?
251
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,907
Sure. Sure.
252
00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:21,210
And the 45 minutes it takes
you to get your uncle to the hotel,
253
00:11:21,211 --> 00:11:23,013
you can make up for on Sunday.
254
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,425
Great, thanks.
Yeah, you're welcome.
255
00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:31,762
(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)
256
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,096
He's not here.
He's not here.
257
00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,327
He's not going to show.
258
00:11:38,328 --> 00:11:40,269
That Kenny.
259
00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:43,470
You know what I'm going to do? I'm gonna
take his health insurance away from him.
260
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,705
He doesn't have
health insurance.
261
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,626
Well, I'm gonna give him health
insurance, then I'm going to take it away.
262
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,111
Would either of you
be Jim or Andy?
263
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,743
You must be Kenny's uncle.
264
00:11:53,744 --> 00:11:55,815
Thank God.
I'm the Reverend Steven.
265
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,416
Kenny speaks so highly of you.
266
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,288
One day, he told me...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
267
00:11:59,289 --> 00:12:00,951
He's like a son to us.
Let's go, come on.
268
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,324
Ahem.
269
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,958
Whoa! Lookie, lookie, lookie.
270
00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:11,060
Doesn't she make
a beautiful bride?
271
00:12:11,061 --> 00:12:12,301
Oh, yeah.
272
00:12:12,302 --> 00:12:14,462
She's almost everything I
could hope for in a daughter.
273
00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:18,168
Ryan's a very lucky man.
274
00:12:18,969 --> 00:12:20,509
Thank you, guys.
275
00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:21,511
I love you.
276
00:12:22,372 --> 00:12:24,975
I love you, too.
277
00:12:28,178 --> 00:12:31,220
Damn, here come the tears.
278
00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:32,983
Now I'm going to have
to redo my makeup.
279
00:12:34,925 --> 00:12:36,787
You wear women's panties
and makeup?
280
00:12:39,329 --> 00:12:42,049
There's going to be a lot of
pictures. I don't want to look splotchy.
281
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,434
Oh, it's my fault.
282
00:12:45,435 --> 00:12:48,035
When I let him dance around in
my clothes, he just looked so cute.
283
00:12:50,801 --> 00:12:54,073
Jim? Jim?
284
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,075
Who's that at the altar?
That's not Reverend Hill.
285
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,907
Oh, oh, oh.
Easy, easy.
286
00:12:57,908 --> 00:12:59,148
I forgot to tell you
something very important.
287
00:12:59,149 --> 00:13:00,850
Reverend Hill's wife
called earlier
288
00:13:00,851 --> 00:13:04,153
and said he was very sick,
and he's not gonna make it.
289
00:13:04,154 --> 00:13:07,156
He's sick? Yes, he's got
a very, very high fever,
290
00:13:07,157 --> 00:13:09,018
so if he calls
in the next couple days,
291
00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:12,061
probably what he is going
to say won't make any sense.
292
00:13:12,062 --> 00:13:13,292
Well, then, who is that?
293
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,164
That's Reverend Steven.
294
00:13:15,165 --> 00:13:17,867
Replacement found,
problem solved.
295
00:13:17,868 --> 00:13:20,529
You're welcome, wedding saved.
296
00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:23,132
You guys, I don't know
if this is such a good idea.
297
00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:24,273
Maybe this is a bad omen.
298
00:13:24,274 --> 00:13:27,106
No, no, no.
Dana, honey...
299
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,979
Now, this wedding is listed
in my condo newsletter,
300
00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,111
and I want to score
time in the Jacuzzi,
301
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,413
so please get out there.
302
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,585
I'm just saying
maybe we should wait
303
00:13:36,586 --> 00:13:39,218
until Reverend Hill
is well enough to marry us.
304
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,350
Jim...
305
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,821
What's the difference?
306
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,424
They're both selling
the same thing.
307
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:48,827
Look, all that matters is at the
end of the day, you're married.
308
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,359
You know what, honey?
Honey, he's right.
309
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,862
And he must really be right
'cause I hardly ever say it.
310
00:13:52,863 --> 00:13:54,533
That's true.
311
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,206
You got a beautiful
banquet room.
312
00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:59,038
You got a reverend.
313
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,870
You got an open bar?
314
00:14:00,871 --> 00:14:03,212
Oh, God, yes.
Open bar!
315
00:14:03,213 --> 00:14:06,076
It's a great day for a
wedding. Come on, baby.
316
00:14:07,077 --> 00:14:08,417
Okay!
All right!
317
00:14:08,418 --> 00:14:10,079
Let's do it!
318
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,550
Okay!
319
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,223
Oh, honey.
Oh, thank you.
320
00:14:14,224 --> 00:14:16,956
You know, problems
arise, I fix them.
321
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,027
I mean, that's what men do.
322
00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:19,389
Oh, honey, that's great.
323
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,861
Now, zip up and let's go.
324
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,464
(ZIPPER CLOSING)
325
00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:30,400
Hello, I'm Andy.
326
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,644
Haven't I seen you some
place before? You look familiar.
327
00:14:35,645 --> 00:14:38,108
Maybe, in my dreams?
328
00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:41,651
Family portrait.
I'm your cousin.
329
00:14:45,015 --> 00:14:46,016
First or second?
330
00:14:48,118 --> 00:14:49,588
Second.
331
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,590
I'll talk to you later.
332
00:14:52,522 --> 00:14:55,194
Hey, Reverend, thank you so much
333
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,166
for squeezing us in
on such short notice.
334
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:58,597
You saved our butts.
335
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,229
Well, you know,
you're very lucky.
336
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,530
A few months ago, you
couldn't have got me.
337
00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:03,903
And I have more time
since I broke with the church.
338
00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:07,506
But they took you back, right?
339
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,339
Hell, no! I told 'em,
"Kiss my ass!"
340
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,113
Then I started my own religion.
341
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,415
Own religion, you say?
342
00:15:16,286 --> 00:15:18,187
Oh, it was a glorious day.
343
00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:22,051
I was meditating naked
in the woods, and then
344
00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:25,155
an angel appeared before me
disguised as a bear.
345
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,527
Okeydoke.
346
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,429
And the bear spoke to me.
347
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:35,164
Through a series of snorts
and growls, our souls connected.
348
00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:37,606
And then he batted
me about like a toy,
349
00:15:37,607 --> 00:15:42,712
and when I came to,
he revealed me the true path.
350
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:45,945
Yeah...
351
00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,620
Is the state of Illinois
cool with this?
352
00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:52,701
No. No, they laughed at me.
353
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:54,954
The bear said they would.
354
00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:59,528
So, if you married a couple,
355
00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:01,560
legally, they would
not be married?
356
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,481
That's totally up to the bear.
I'm only a vessel.
357
00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:09,298
So I guess this is it, huh?
358
00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:11,670
Oh, yeah, yeah...
359
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,472
Hello, who are you?
360
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,513
I'm the groom.
Who are you?
361
00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:16,206
Who am I,
362
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,178
or who was I?
363
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:23,312
Wow, that's a deep thought.
364
00:16:23,313 --> 00:16:25,515
You know what? I'm
going to go write that down.
365
00:16:26,756 --> 00:16:28,187
When you say, "Who am I?"
366
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:31,361
Do not talk to the reverend
while I'm gone, okay?
367
00:16:32,322 --> 00:16:34,223
It's really bad luck.
368
00:16:34,224 --> 00:16:36,626
I did it, and my marriage
only lasted a day.
369
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:41,171
Andy, Andy...
370
00:16:43,373 --> 00:16:45,474
Aren't you going
to walk me to my seat?
371
00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:47,577
Front row, left,
right side. Go!
372
00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:51,440
Andy, what are you doing
out here?
373
00:16:51,441 --> 00:16:52,741
I need to talk to Jim
just for a second.
374
00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:54,213
No, no, no, no, no!
375
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,515
We're about to
start! Wait, wait, wait!
376
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,247
Dana, you got
a hair out of place.
377
00:16:58,248 --> 00:16:59,718
Oh, my God! Cheryl,
hair spray, hair spray!
378
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,690
What? What? What?
379
00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:03,792
We got big problems
with this reverend.
380
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,655
He talks to bears.
381
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,628
He knows the Bears?
Can he get tickets?
382
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,562
Not those bears.
Real ones, man.
383
00:17:13,563 --> 00:17:18,707
He's out there wandering around
in the woods, having visions, baby.
384
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,539
I mean, this cat is nuts.
385
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,211
So what?
386
00:17:22,212 --> 00:17:26,315
No, he has no license.
The marriage won't be legal.
387
00:17:26,316 --> 00:17:29,218
Andy, sweetie, I really
need you to take your place
388
00:17:29,219 --> 00:17:30,279
up on the altar.
389
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,421
Just a second, doll.
Move!
390
00:17:33,623 --> 00:17:35,054
Got any bright ideas?
391
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,186
Yeah, one...
392
00:17:37,187 --> 00:17:39,227
But I don't want to start
a fire with the kids here.
393
00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:43,563
(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)
394
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,342
Jim, pick it up
a little, will you?
395
00:17:53,803 --> 00:17:55,644
What's the hurry?
396
00:17:55,645 --> 00:17:57,725
Come on. It gives us the
chance to talk a little bit.
397
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:02,581
Jim, this is not talking
time. This is marrying time.
398
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,714
Yeah, that's what
I want to talk to you about.
399
00:18:05,715 --> 00:18:06,856
(MOUTHING) Jim!
400
00:18:07,657 --> 00:18:10,219
You know, you think, uh...
401
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:13,162
(WHISPERING) Ryan is
really right for you?
402
00:18:13,163 --> 00:18:16,565
Of course I'm sure.
I love him. He's my world.
403
00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:18,528
Come on, we're all chasing
that carrot, Dana.
404
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,471
I've been married
to Cheryl for 14 years.
405
00:18:22,472 --> 00:18:24,774
I've squeezed maybe 20
good minutes out of her, tops.
406
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,707
Come on, Jim.
407
00:18:31,881 --> 00:18:33,111
What the hell's wrong with you?
408
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,392
This is my frickin' wedding day.
409
00:18:36,886 --> 00:18:39,448
I think you should wait till
Reverend Hill gets better.
410
00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:41,520
I think that would be
better for you.
411
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,152
I just want to make sure
that you're sure.
412
00:18:43,153 --> 00:18:44,353
I am sure.
413
00:18:44,354 --> 00:18:46,474
Now, come on. Knock it off.
We're running out of song.
414
00:19:02,472 --> 00:19:03,473
Take her.
415
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:08,677
Dearly beloved, we
are gathered here today
416
00:19:08,678 --> 00:19:10,879
to join this man and this woman
417
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,422
in the bonds of holy matrimony.
418
00:19:13,523 --> 00:19:15,324
Holy matrimony is
an honorable...
419
00:19:15,325 --> 00:19:16,556
(WHISPERING) So wrong.
420
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,929
So very wrong.
421
00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:21,731
(MOUTHING) Jim!
422
00:19:28,798 --> 00:19:30,599
I can't believe that
we're married!
423
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,700
I know.
424
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:32,842
Fix your tie!
Don't nag me!
425
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,550
Did you ever stand naked in a stream
and let the little fishes nibble at you?
426
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,183
Every man should know
that kind of clean.
427
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,557
And every fish should know
that kind of crazy.
428
00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:50,959
Here's your cash, Reverend.
429
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,291
Thank you very much.
430
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,822
Now, scram, all right?
Use the back door.
431
00:19:53,823 --> 00:19:55,764
Oh, Reverend Steven.
432
00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:56,865
Oh, I'm so glad I caught you.
433
00:19:56,866 --> 00:19:59,828
It was such a lovely ceremony.
434
00:19:59,829 --> 00:20:01,600
We wanted to invite you
to stay for the reception.
435
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,901
Well, I...
436
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:03,972
No, he's got to run.
See ya.
437
00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:05,934
Andy, stop it!
438
00:20:05,935 --> 00:20:07,806
Reverend, I insist.
439
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:11,311
Well, I guess I could if
there's a seat next to a window.
440
00:20:12,582 --> 00:20:13,982
Oh.
441
00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:16,315
You know, I don't think there are
any windows in the banquet room.
442
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,417
Oh, well,
then thank you, but no.
443
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,319
I need a constant view
of the outdoors
444
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,891
in order to receive my visions.
445
00:20:23,253 --> 00:20:25,223
Your visions?
446
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,895
I don't get it.
447
00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:28,997
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
448
00:20:28,998 --> 00:20:30,730
Why would you?
You're not a bear.
449
00:20:35,305 --> 00:20:36,306
Yeah, Cheryl.
450
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,237
You're not a bear.
451
00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:41,871
Oh, my God, oh,
my God, oh, my God!
452
00:20:44,514 --> 00:20:47,476
Cheryl, I feel like
you're a little upset.
453
00:20:47,477 --> 00:20:48,877
Were you ever
going to tell them?
454
00:20:48,878 --> 00:20:50,879
Of course,
I was going to tell them.
455
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,881
When they got back
from their honeymoon.
456
00:20:52,882 --> 00:20:56,425
I thought it would be a good,
little, funny story for their friends.
457
00:20:56,426 --> 00:21:00,258
Yeah. Yeah, kind of like, "Hey, remember
that time we thought we were married,
458
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,362
"but we weren't, and I was
so sad, it was such a mess,
459
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,834
"I thought about
killing myself"?
460
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,637
What is funny about that story?
461
00:21:08,638 --> 00:21:09,968
You didn't let me finish.
462
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,529
"...Then we got
married again." (LAUGHS)
463
00:21:14,003 --> 00:21:16,775
They want to conceive
on their honeymoon.
464
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,096
Knowing Dana, they are
probably in the coat room right now.
465
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:22,612
God, my good coat's in there.
466
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,586
Jim, what have we done?
467
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:30,559
Ryan's a fertility doctor.
He knows shortcuts.
468
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:34,793
Okay. They cannot leave
here without being married.
469
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:38,066
What we need is a reverend,
legal and sane.
470
00:21:38,067 --> 00:21:41,730
What do you want me to do, Cheryl? You
want me to just pull one out of thin air?
471
00:21:41,731 --> 00:21:46,606
No, but I may be able
to pull one out of my ass.
472
00:21:48,578 --> 00:21:50,939
My trusty PDA to the rescue.
473
00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:53,682
I had a friend
from my sci-fi film club,
474
00:21:53,683 --> 00:21:56,745
went on-line and became
an ordained starship chaplain.
475
00:21:56,746 --> 00:21:58,487
Took him like five minutes.
476
00:21:58,488 --> 00:22:01,420
Andy, we've had crazy.
We need legal.
477
00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,352
Oh, guys,
it's perfectly legal, no.
478
00:22:03,353 --> 00:22:05,323
He married
a Klingon to a Romulan.
479
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:09,798
Now, a lot of people
are against mixed marriages,
480
00:22:09,799 --> 00:22:11,961
but I say that's what
the Federation's all about.
481
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,564
Would you shut up?
Okay, you want to go?
482
00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:17,406
'Cause I'm just trying to help.
483
00:22:17,407 --> 00:22:18,967
Okay, okay! Cheryl,
come on! Calm down!
484
00:22:18,968 --> 00:22:20,068
(EXCLAIMS)
485
00:22:20,069 --> 00:22:21,940
Hey, take a seat!
486
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,372
Come on, just find that website.
487
00:22:23,373 --> 00:22:24,644
Thank you.
She scares me.
488
00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:28,547
Oh, no, on the computer again.
489
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:30,449
That is why you never
meet any women.
490
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,521
Kind of the middle
of something here, Mom.
491
00:22:32,522 --> 00:22:36,525
I just met a girl who is a
finalist for Extreme Makeover.
492
00:22:36,526 --> 00:22:38,727
Now, her name is
Denise. Now, go on.
493
00:22:38,728 --> 00:22:40,128
Just go talk to her.
494
00:22:40,129 --> 00:22:42,391
You want her to like you
before she gets pretty
495
00:22:42,392 --> 00:22:43,992
and all puffed-up
with self-esteem.
496
00:22:43,993 --> 00:22:45,864
Come on.
497
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,367
Here.
Stay out of my favorites.
498
00:22:52,442 --> 00:22:56,806
Well, I guess I'm gonna become a
minister of the Church of Eternal Life.
499
00:22:58,548 --> 00:23:00,449
Hey, look at this.
500
00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:02,751
For three extra bucks,
I can become an archbishop.
501
00:23:02,752 --> 00:23:05,014
Oh, great, go for it.
502
00:23:06,516 --> 00:23:07,557
Oh.
503
00:23:08,758 --> 00:23:10,590
What am I gonna tell
Dana and Ryan?
504
00:23:12,021 --> 00:23:15,123
"The bad news is you're
not married, but...
505
00:23:15,124 --> 00:23:16,966
"The good news
is Jim's an archbishop."
506
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,531
You know what, Cheryl?
507
00:23:22,532 --> 00:23:24,633
What if we can get them
married without them knowing?
508
00:23:24,634 --> 00:23:26,175
How are you gonna do that?
509
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,176
Hold on.
510
00:23:28,177 --> 00:23:30,480
I'm getting the germ of an idea.
511
00:23:33,543 --> 00:23:35,544
Doesn't all this
scheming exhaust you?
512
00:23:35,545 --> 00:23:37,716
At the beginning, yes.
513
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,519
Now I'm just chasing the high.
514
00:23:44,654 --> 00:23:45,655
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
515
00:23:49,799 --> 00:23:51,800
Easy there, Denise.
516
00:23:51,801 --> 00:23:54,504
Your very attractive overbite
is digging into my collarbone.
517
00:23:56,065 --> 00:23:59,207
I can't believe that I'm
married. Can you believe it?
518
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:00,209
No, actually, I can't.
519
00:24:04,213 --> 00:24:07,045
This better work,
or I swear to God...
520
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,917
You better watch that tone,
Cheryl. I'm a reverend now.
521
00:24:08,918 --> 00:24:10,198
I can send you
to hell like that.
522
00:24:14,724 --> 00:24:17,786
Hey, Andy, can I just speak
to you for a minute?
523
00:24:17,787 --> 00:24:20,530
Hey, Denise, why don't you
waddle over and get us some punch?
524
00:24:22,231 --> 00:24:23,232
(GASPS)
525
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,565
That Extreme Makeover show
really has their work cut out for them.
526
00:24:30,139 --> 00:24:32,871
Listen, come here, I want
you to talk to the band.
527
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:35,744
Mommy! What, kids?
What, what, what?
528
00:24:35,745 --> 00:24:38,607
I asked a boy to dance
and he hit me.
529
00:24:38,608 --> 00:24:40,880
Oh, sweetie.
That means he likes you.
530
00:24:41,711 --> 00:24:43,111
Boys are weird.
531
00:24:43,112 --> 00:24:44,714
Just wait.
532
00:24:51,721 --> 00:24:53,062
(UPBEAT BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)
533
00:24:56,025 --> 00:24:57,596
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen,
534
00:24:57,597 --> 00:25:00,028
and welcome to
Ryan and Dana's wedding.
535
00:25:00,029 --> 00:25:01,870
We'd like to dedicate
this next song
536
00:25:01,871 --> 00:25:03,501
to the lovely bride and groom.
537
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,203
(ALL CHEERING)
538
00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:08,176
♪ Well, Andy, he likes
eating pie in a bathtub
539
00:25:08,177 --> 00:25:09,277
♪ Oh, yeah!
540
00:25:09,278 --> 00:25:11,940
♪ And get down and
getting in a back rub
541
00:25:11,941 --> 00:25:14,042
♪ You know me!
♪ Say, "I do"
542
00:25:14,043 --> 00:25:15,684
♪ I do
♪ Say, "I do"
543
00:25:15,685 --> 00:25:17,215
♪ I do, I do
544
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,819
♪ Say, "I do"
545
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,552
♪ Say, "I do"
546
00:25:23,553 --> 00:25:25,053
♪ "I do"
547
00:25:25,054 --> 00:25:27,295
♪ Well, Tony, he likes
sleeping in on Sunday
548
00:25:27,296 --> 00:25:28,597
♪ You got that right
549
00:25:28,598 --> 00:25:31,099
♪ And calling in sick
on Monday
550
00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:32,801
♪ Yes, brother
♪ Say, "I do"
551
00:25:32,802 --> 00:25:34,663
♪ I do
♪ Say, "I do"
552
00:25:34,664 --> 00:25:35,805
♪ I do
553
00:25:36,305 --> 00:25:38,868
♪ Say, "I do"
554
00:25:40,109 --> 00:25:42,671
♪ Say, "I do"
555
00:25:42,672 --> 00:25:44,112
♪ "I do"
556
00:25:44,113 --> 00:25:47,145
♪ Hey, Dana, you like
clothes and fancy cars
557
00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:49,117
♪ Say, "I do"
558
00:25:49,118 --> 00:25:50,879
♪ Say, "I do"
559
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:55,023
♪ And do you take Ryan to be
your lawful, wedded husband?
560
00:25:55,024 --> 00:25:56,955
♪ Say, "I do"
561
00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:58,657
♪ Say, "I do" ♪
562
00:25:58,658 --> 00:25:59,758
(MUSIC STOPS)
563
00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:00,760
Say, "I do."
564
00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:02,591
I do.
565
00:26:02,592 --> 00:26:04,663
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
566
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,264
♪ And Ryan do you take Dana
to be your lawfully wedded wife
567
00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:10,068
♪ To have and hold,
for richer or poorer
568
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:13,041
♪ For as long as
you shall live
569
00:26:13,042 --> 00:26:15,103
♪ Say, "I do"
Sure!
570
00:26:15,104 --> 00:26:17,075
♪ Say, "I do" ♪
Sure!
571
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:18,677
(MUSIC STOPS)
Say, "I do."
572
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,208
I do.
573
00:26:20,209 --> 00:26:24,082
♪ By the power vested in
me by the Church of Eternal life
574
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,756
♪ I now pronounce you both
man and wife
575
00:26:27,757 --> 00:26:31,059
♪ May you live
In eternal bliss
576
00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:34,893
♪ And seal your love
with a kiss
577
00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:36,364
♪ Say, "I do"
♪ Say, "I do"
578
00:26:36,365 --> 00:26:37,996
♪ Say, "I do"
♪ Say, "I do"
579
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:39,998
♪ Say, "I do"
♪ Say, "I do"
580
00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:41,099
♪ Say, "I do"
♪ Say, "I do"
581
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,931
♪ Say, "I do"
(EXCLAIMING)
582
00:26:42,932 --> 00:26:45,204
♪ Say, "I do"
583
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,737
♪ Say, "I do"
584
00:26:48,738 --> 00:26:50,939
♪ I do
♪ I do
585
00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:52,741
Yeah, come on, you do!
I know you do!
586
00:26:52,742 --> 00:26:54,943
♪ I do
♪ I do
587
00:26:54,944 --> 00:26:56,915
I love you, baby! I do!
588
00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:59,689
♪ I do, I do, I do ♪
589
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,721
Now go make some babies!
590
00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:04,123
(ALL CHEERING)
591
00:27:08,257 --> 00:27:10,299
(JAZZ MUSIC RESUMES)
592
00:27:13,402 --> 00:27:14,964
Can I have this dance?
593
00:27:17,206 --> 00:27:20,008
I can't believe
you pulled it off.
594
00:27:20,009 --> 00:27:23,172
It is the end of the day,
and they're indeed married.
595
00:27:24,974 --> 00:27:27,015
I'm a man of God now.
596
00:27:27,016 --> 00:27:28,818
I can work miracles.
597
00:27:30,279 --> 00:27:34,282
While I'm in the marrying
mood, do you take adorable me
598
00:27:34,283 --> 00:27:37,356
to be your husband again?
599
00:27:41,831 --> 00:27:42,992
Cheryl!
600
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,294
I'm thinkin'.
601
00:27:46,936 --> 00:27:49,768
Didn't you read the
fine print in that website?
602
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,170
I'm allowed to have two wives.
603
00:27:52,301 --> 00:27:53,671
Good.
Can the other one clean?
604
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,845
(LAUGHS)
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