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(ALL EXCLAIMING
WITH SATISFACTION)
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Hey, Cheryl, dinner was great.
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Absolutely, honey.
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Even when you bring your B game,
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it's the best meal of the week.
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B game?
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Well, it's only Tuesday.
I wanna keep you motivated.
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Oh!
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GRACIE: Stop hitting me! RUBY:
I'm not gonna stop hitting you!
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Hey, hey, hey,
hey! Kids!
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For the last time, would you
get out from under the table?
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Come on, listen
to your mother now. Out.
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Too late to domesticate
them now. They're feral.
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Ow! One bit me!
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Hey, Andy!
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All right, come on.
Out. Out. Out.
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Settle down.
Let's go. Out. Out. Out.
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That's it.
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Cheryl, what is happening
at that school?
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I thought they were supposed
to crush their spirits.
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I've got to tell you,
now that the kids are gone,
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as your doctor, there's
something I need to tell you.
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I love it when he says
"as your doctor."
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You know, if you were
wearing a lab coat,
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I would take you
on this table right now.
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Jim, your sperm sample
is due back from the lab
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in a few days, and I think
everything's gonna be good.
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I've got a lab coat in the
car. (GASPS) Let's go.
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As your doctor.
As your doctor.
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That is such great news.
We could get pregnant.
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All that work
to raise your sperm count
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is finally paying off.
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I'm telling you, I knew that
last batch was a winner.
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You know what it was?
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It was the new magazines that
I brought in did the trick.
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That's where they went!
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You stole my magazines!
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Good day, sir.
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Oh!
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Animals! Your kids
tied my shoes together!
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CHERYL: Andy!
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Honey, just take your shoes off.
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I wouldn't give those
monsters the satisfaction.
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(BOTH SHRIEKING)
(LAMP BREAKS)
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JIM: Hey...
CHERYL: Oh, no!
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All right, that's it.
Come on.
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Upstairs. Up to bed.
Come on.
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What? It's still early!
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I don't care.
I warned you once.
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Now go to bed.
Come on.
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Let's go. Come on.
Shake a leg.
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But I love you, Daddy.
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I love you, too, Kyle.
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And if you had some
real tears there,
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you might have had me.
Now go. Let's go.
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Oh, don't look at me...
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Oh, man, would you
look at this mess?
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I better clean it up
before the kids step in it.
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Wait a minute.
Huh?
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You hear that?
What?
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Exactly.
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Except for the faint sounds
of our children
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crying themselves to sleep,
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it's quiet.
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I think we just bought ourselves
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two hours of free time.
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Free time?
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I haven't had that
since my C-section.
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I mean...
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What do I do with that?
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Well, we can do
anything we want.
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The night stretches before us
like a long, long...
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Thing.
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Allow me to introduce you
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to an elegant evening
of sitting.
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(GASPS)
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Oh... Sitting.
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Mm-hmm.
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I remember this.
Mm-hmm.
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Now just relax, sit back,
and let the world come to us.
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JIM: Oh, baby!
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Give it back!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, knock it off!
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Well, back to the usual mayhem.
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Why can't it be
last night again?
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Maybe it can.
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I say we punish them
on trumped-up charges
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and send them to bed early.
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Honey, we can't punish them
for no reason.
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They'll hate us for the rest
of their lives.
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Come on, they're gonna
hate us anyway.
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At least we'll be well rested.
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No!
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We're just gonna have to
grin and bear it till 9:00.
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All right.
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Daddy.
Hey.
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Can we have some cookies?
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Cookies? Right before
bedtime?
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It's not bedtime.
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It's not, huh?
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What's that?
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9:00. Bedtime.
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But we just finished dinner.
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You know, it feels that way,
doesn't it?
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Clocks don't lie.
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Unless you think
your daddy's lying.
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You wouldn't lie.
You're a grownup.
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Exactly.
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Bedtime.
Come on, let's go.
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Good night!
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Good night, Daddy.
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Sweet dreams!
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Have a very good night.
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What...
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What's all this?
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This, my dear, is the beginning
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of a very romantic evening.
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Where are the kids?
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Oh, don't worry about them.
It's bedtime.
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It's not bedtime...
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9:00?
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That's gotta be wrong.
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Cheryl, clocks don't lie.
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Unless you think I'm lying.
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You are lying.
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Exactly.
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A feisty merlot
for the young lady?
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Oh, honey.
I am all for free time,
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but you can't do this.
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Why not? We're parents.
We can do whatever we want.
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We can serve candy
for breakfast if we want.
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Cheryl, Cheryl,
come on, come on, come on.
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We just found something here
that might work.
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Why throw it away?
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Well, because it's wrong.
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Oh, is it wrong,
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or did we stumble on
something very right?
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Hey, the kids are gonna
get more sleep,
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which is better
for their brains,
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better for their grades.
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Next stop, Harvard.
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That is a very good school.
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Mm-hmm.
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And how about last night?
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Come on,
how much fun did we have?
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Talking, laughing,
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chatting up Andy online
pretending we were a girl.
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Hey, do you think
he'll really show up
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at the top of the Sears Tower
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with a red carnation
in his lapel?
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Please. We could get him
to go to Omaha
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and bring us back steaks.
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Oh, oh, right there.
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Here? Yeah?
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Yeah. Right where
Kyle hangs on me.
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(MOANING)
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You know, I suppose technically
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it is 9:00 somewhere.
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I don't think that's true,
but go on.
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We can only do the clock thing
once in a while,
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and only when we really,
really need it.
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Deal! Okay, move over. My turn.
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My turn, my turn.
Ow! Okay!
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Right here, right here,
right here, right here.
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Oh, yeah. Right there.
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Right where Andy hangs on me.
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Yeah.
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Hey.
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There's only one Sears Tower
in Chicago, right?
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Crap!
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Got stood up.
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Oh, well.
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Maybe I'll have better luck
this weekend in Omaha.
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Hey, while you're there...
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Steaks?
Please.
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(LAUGHS) Well,
it's almost sundown.
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Isn't it past your
kids' fake bedtime?
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Don't knock it.
It's really great.
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It's like Cheryl and I
are dating again.
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Aw.
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Except for I don't have to
pretend to like her friends.
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Since you've already
driven them all away,
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it's really not an issue.
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Hey! Tell them,
tell them, tell them.
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Okay...
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Ryan got the results
of Jim's fertility test,
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and someone got an A.
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Actually, 30 billion A's.
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Oh! Boy, I'd like
to go back to high school
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and throw that in their face!
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It's exciting, isn't it?
We can make a baby.
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Yes!
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And since you're right in the middle of
Cheryl's ovulation window, you know,
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the next 24 hours
are very important,
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so I suggest you do it
early and often.
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Okay, well, look, I
gotta go. I'm on call,
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but I love you.
Love you.
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I'll see you guys.
See you, man.
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Tonight's the night.
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Yes! Is it ever.
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Hey, Dana, come here.
I want to show you
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the cutest maternity outfit
I found in a catalogue.
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Really?
Yes.
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All right, I'll just sit here
making more soldiers
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to storm the gates.
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This is so exciting.
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Hey, if you have a girl,
what are you gonna name her?
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(SIGHS) Dana...
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Aw!
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And what if it's a boy?
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Dana!
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I love it.
It works both ways.
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Are you okay?
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I don't think I want
to have another baby.
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Oh, my God.
No little Dana?
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But he-she is gonna be so cute.
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I'm serious.
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How are you gonna
break it to Jim?
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Don't do it in bed. That's
gonna send a mixed message.
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I know. I can't tell him.
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He really wants to have
another kid.
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I don't want to have
another kid.
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Wow.
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Man, I was really looking
forward to becoming an uncle.
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You are an uncle.
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Yeah. Um...
Let's just say
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your first three chapters
aren't exactly page-turners.
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So what happened?
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Well, these last few nights,
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spending all this time
alone with Jim,
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it's like we're a couple again.
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If we have a baby, that's over.
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It'll be teething and diapers
and 2:00 a.m. feedings.
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And when she does all that
stuff, she wakes me up.
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Jim, this is a big deal.
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I mean, she wants baby-making,
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and she wants it tonight.
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I cannot have sex
with Jim tonight.
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You've gotta help me.
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Don't look at me.
I'm not doing it.
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No!
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How do you make a guy
not want to sleep with you?
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Well, I know how I do it.
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First, I make
meaningful eye contact.
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And?
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And nothing. That
usually does the trick.
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Wait a minute.
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How many times
have I heard Cheryl say,
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"Not now.
The kids are in the room"?
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That's it.
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What are you doing?
Grab a clock.
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If I can make the kids believe
that it's later,
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I can make them
believe that it's earlier.
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I'm gonna keep them up
all night.
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You know, in normal families,
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they sit down and talk
their problems through,
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but somehow it doesn't even
come up as an option for you guys.
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(MACHINE GUN FIRE ON TV)
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All right, I got some
soda and candy
261
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for my three favorite kids.
262
00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:41,350
Hey! Wake up, wake up.
Predator's on.
263
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And Daddy asked you to
keep track of the body count.
264
00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:47,196
But, Daddy, we're tired.
265
00:13:47,197 --> 00:13:49,199
How can you be tired?
It's only 8:00.
266
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,102
Wow, the kids are still up?
267
00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:55,464
Yeah, they're full
of pep tonight.
268
00:13:55,465 --> 00:13:56,536
Hey!
269
00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:00,039
Wow, I guess I have time
to get started
270
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,271
knitting a baby blanket then.
271
00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:04,073
Although once those
knitting needles
272
00:14:04,074 --> 00:14:06,375
are in my hands,
it's hard to put them down.
273
00:14:06,376 --> 00:14:09,078
Well, you knit as long
as you need to, honey.
274
00:14:09,079 --> 00:14:10,220
We may have twins.
275
00:14:15,926 --> 00:14:17,486
Okay, come on, come on, get up.
276
00:14:17,487 --> 00:14:18,587
Ruby, Ruby, jump rope.
277
00:14:18,588 --> 00:14:20,859
Over here.
Jump rope. Exercise.
278
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,362
All right, you two,
I want you to wash down
279
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,136
these chocolate-covered
espresso beans with some soda.
280
00:14:27,637 --> 00:14:28,898
JIM: Good.
281
00:14:28,899 --> 00:14:29,900
(SHATTERS)
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Sorry, Daddy.
283
00:14:32,502 --> 00:14:34,374
That's all right.
I hated that lamp anyway.
284
00:14:36,106 --> 00:14:38,107
So you're not sending us to bed?
285
00:14:38,108 --> 00:14:39,549
Hey, accidents will happen.
286
00:14:46,256 --> 00:14:47,457
What about now?
287
00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:53,623
Kids will be kids.
288
00:14:54,524 --> 00:14:56,026
Oh, come on!
289
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,328
Fine, fine. Go to sleep.
290
00:14:59,329 --> 00:15:01,500
Go on, go to bed if you want.
291
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,272
But just remember,
292
00:15:03,273 --> 00:15:05,204
if you can't stop thinking
about that guy
293
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,676
who had his arm torn off...
294
00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:10,340
You know where Mommy
and Daddy's bed is.
295
00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:15,384
Wow, look at this mess.
296
00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:18,048
This is gonna take me
all night to untangle...
297
00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:22,291
Where are the kids?
298
00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:23,653
They went to bed.
299
00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:25,225
Finally.
300
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,530
Wow. So...
We're alone.
301
00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:36,565
Yep. I guess it's time to
go ahead and make that baby.
302
00:15:36,566 --> 00:15:39,439
Hey, look
who's here. Dana.
303
00:15:44,114 --> 00:15:45,714
What are you talking about?
304
00:15:45,715 --> 00:15:49,378
I mean, I think I hear
her in the kitchen.
305
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:50,520
Dana!
306
00:15:53,223 --> 00:15:54,723
(FAKE SOBBING)
307
00:15:54,724 --> 00:15:56,186
CHERYL: Oh, no.
308
00:15:56,987 --> 00:15:58,587
(FAKE SOBBING)
309
00:15:58,588 --> 00:16:00,991
What's wrong?
Why are you crying?
310
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,392
Ryan and I got in a fight.
311
00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:05,034
I think the wedding
might be off.
312
00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:06,535
I'm so upset.
313
00:16:06,536 --> 00:16:08,168
And I'm crying.
314
00:16:12,302 --> 00:16:13,373
Okay.
315
00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:18,607
Jim, I'm sorry.
316
00:16:18,608 --> 00:16:21,280
Looks like an all-night
gab fest for us girls.
317
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,712
Maybe you should just go to bed.
318
00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:26,216
I was looking forward to
creating a human life, but...
319
00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:29,758
If Dana's having a crisis.
320
00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:31,361
God knows that never happens.
321
00:16:33,363 --> 00:16:35,424
Thanks for understanding.
Okay.
322
00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:37,096
Come on, Dana.
323
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,298
I hate men. I never want
to talk to any of them...
324
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,470
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
325
00:16:41,771 --> 00:16:43,372
Ryan?
326
00:16:43,373 --> 00:16:44,503
You got the night off?
327
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,276
I'll be right there!
Bring the lab coat!
328
00:16:47,777 --> 00:16:51,240
Dana! What about your fight?
329
00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:53,483
We made up. Have fun.
Hope it's a girl.
330
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,590
Ready or not, here I come.
331
00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:02,652
Okay.
332
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,061
You as hot to do this as I am?
333
00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:13,663
Hot to do what?
334
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,605
Ski?
335
00:17:18,308 --> 00:17:20,369
Oh. I'm sorry.
I was kind of chilly.
336
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,741
Guess you don't find me
very sexy now.
337
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:26,215
No, no, baby.
You are always sexy.
338
00:17:26,216 --> 00:17:27,317
(WHISPERS) Damn it!
339
00:17:29,779 --> 00:17:31,481
I am always sexy!
340
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,325
(SIGHS)
341
00:17:36,786 --> 00:17:38,158
Okay...
342
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,492
Here I come.
343
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,136
Wow.
344
00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:48,438
All righty.
345
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,801
Good thing you did
the laundry, huh?
346
00:17:57,847 --> 00:17:59,409
Just one sec.
347
00:18:03,153 --> 00:18:04,214
Okay.
348
00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:11,320
All right.
349
00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:13,091
My skin is cold like a corpse,
350
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,494
but if you still want me...
351
00:18:18,328 --> 00:18:19,598
I do!
352
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,670
Okay!
353
00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:25,805
Uh...
354
00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:29,439
What?
355
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,413
This has never
happened to me before.
356
00:18:36,186 --> 00:18:38,117
I just can't answer the call.
357
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,151
What? What's wrong?
358
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,492
I don't know.
359
00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,533
Maybe it's the pressure
of wanting something so bad.
360
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,728
Oh, honey, don't feel bad.
361
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,432
Remember, it even
happened to Coach Ditka.
362
00:18:58,808 --> 00:19:00,639
Jim?
363
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,412
I really don't feel
like talking right now.
364
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:09,249
Remember how when
Pinocchio lied, his nose grew?
365
00:19:14,484 --> 00:19:16,555
Ah, damn it!
366
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,786
As soon as that second
sweater came off,
367
00:19:17,787 --> 00:19:19,329
there was no turning back!
368
00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:23,393
Well, honey, why did you lie?
369
00:19:25,395 --> 00:19:29,399
Well, Cheryl, this is gonna be
very hard for me to say,
370
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,442
but I want a divorce.
371
00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:34,673
What?
372
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,545
Okay, I don't want a divorce,
373
00:19:36,546 --> 00:19:38,678
but what I have to say now
won't sound as bad.
374
00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:43,453
I don't think I want
to have another kid.
375
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,514
You don't?
376
00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:46,785
No, but I know you really do...
377
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,758
No, no.
I don't either.
378
00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:51,820
Really?
Yes!
379
00:19:51,821 --> 00:19:53,422
I thought you'd be
so disappointed.
380
00:19:53,423 --> 00:19:55,324
I thought you'd be crushed.
381
00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:57,266
That's why I didn't
say anything to you,
382
00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:58,968
because I knew it would
hurt your feelings.
383
00:19:59,569 --> 00:20:01,400
Oh!
384
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,203
That is so sweet.
We lied out of love.
385
00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:07,806
Careful.
Don't get too close.
386
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,538
Pinocchio's gonna turn
into a real boy.
387
00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:10,580
Oh.
388
00:20:16,986 --> 00:20:19,217
You know what happened?
389
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,850
We were spending
so much time together,
390
00:20:21,591 --> 00:20:23,692
I found us again.
391
00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:26,825
Yeah, I really liked us.
I missed us, too.
392
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,857
Remember Cheryl and Jim
who started it all?
393
00:20:28,858 --> 00:20:30,459
I know. They're fun.
394
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:31,860
We should have them
over for dinner.
395
00:20:33,303 --> 00:20:35,003
Not dinner. You know
how I feel about guests.
396
00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:36,506
(LAUGHS)
397
00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:39,739
So...
398
00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:41,911
It's official then, huh?
399
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,013
No more babies.
400
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:46,646
Guess not.
401
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,318
Wow.
402
00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:50,380
Yeah.
403
00:20:52,322 --> 00:20:55,324
Well, that baby we've been
talking about all year...
404
00:20:55,325 --> 00:20:56,586
What's gonna happen to him?
405
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,360
I guess someone else
will get her.
406
00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:04,594
Well, as long as he's got
good parents like us.
407
00:21:05,635 --> 00:21:07,337
Aw... She will.
408
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,040
Hey, do you hear that?
409
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:13,442
What?
410
00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:14,903
Exactly.
411
00:21:14,904 --> 00:21:16,646
It's just the two of us.
412
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,708
Let's enjoy
the time while we got it.
413
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:20,910
Oh, honey.
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