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Malt ball combo
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into the corner
of Andy's mouth for the win.
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Jim, you don't have to
keep calling the pocket.
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It's the only one we have.
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Chalk me, please.
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Combo, very difficult shot.
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I know.
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Oh!
How about that?
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Nice shot!
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Say what you want about me,
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but I never choke
under pressure.
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You got to keep
your eye on the ball...
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Hey, you all right?
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Oh, my God.
What?
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I almost died.
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Are you all right now?
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Yeah.
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Let's do meatballs.
Meatballs!
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All right.
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Ta-da!
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Hey, Gracie, what's
the blue ribbon for?
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First place in the school
spelling bee.
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Gracie, you give that back
to Ruby right now.
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No, it's mine.
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It's true.
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Really? I thought Ruby
was the S-M-A-R-T one.
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W-R-O-N-G.
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Good for you, girl.
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Daddy, since Gracie won,
could Kyle and I have popsicles?
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How does that make sense?
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She's our sister.
We're part of her posse.
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All right, they're in the
freezer in the garage.
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Go ahead.
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Baby, we are so proud of you.
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Way to go, Grace.
Come here.
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Finally someone else in this
family with brains and looks.
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Welcome to the club.
We meet on Tuesdays.
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Next weekend at the high school,
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district championships.
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Come on.
Yes!
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That is fantastic.
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So, little Gracie's
made it to the show, huh?
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Here's a bit of advice from
the guy who spelled his way
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to fifth-round
city championships.
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And wet his pants on stage.
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In front of the whole class.
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Well, at least he kept it
in his pants. That's class.
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Look, I was looking
for an edge, okay,
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and it turned out my young
bladder couldn't handle coffee.
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My point is, these district
kids, they aren't amateurs.
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They take the game
to a whole new plateau.
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Plateau:
P-L-A-T-E-A-U.
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Way to go!
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Oh, yeah? Try that with a
belly full of French roast, girly!
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All right, Andy, calm down.
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Let's not tease him
any more about this.
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Obviously, he's still
in pain about it.
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Thank you.
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Uh, hey, Andy,
if you're going to do that,
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you might want to put
some newspaper down.
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For the record,
with two exceptions,
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it hasn't happened since.
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Listen, you did great,
and I want you to do better.
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I want you to go upstairs
and practice, all right?
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I'll come upstairs
and I'll help you.
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We'll make a game out of it.
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How?
Oh, I don't know.
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You know, if you make
a mistake, I drink a beer.
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Hey, I can advise you on
hair, clothes, and attitude.
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Now listen to me, when you
get up on that stage,
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you throw this at them.
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It says, "I'm better
than you. Step off."
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No, this says,
"I'm better than you."
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Okay, I feel like crap.
Can I be part of your posse?
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Sure.
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My God, that is so great.
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Isn't that great?
I know!
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I know!
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Daddy, can we play
pretzel stick pool?
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Oh, I don't know. Your
Uncle Andy went home, honey.
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Please!
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All right, but I get winners.
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CHERYL: Oh, yay!
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JIM: Oh, baby!
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Honey? Hey! Hey!
Stay with me.
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Here's the word.
"Plebeian."
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"Plebeian."
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Daddy?
Yeah?
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I'm tired.
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Tired? Come on, you're not
carrying rocks.
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You're spelling words.
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But we've been doing it
for, like, four hours.
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Honey, I know this is
difficult for you,
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but you know what? I also know
if you don't challenge yourself,
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you're not gonna win
at anything.
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Here's the word.
"Plebeian."
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Can you use it in a sentence?
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Okay.
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Gracie, spell "plebeian."
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Hey. How's our little
pocket-sized dictionary doing?
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She's fading. Go get some
table sugar and a jump rope.
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Oh! Jim.
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Hey, Gracie, what's your
favorite kind of food?
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Shrimp.
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All right. So if you
practice hard
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and win tomorrow night,
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we'll take you to Red
Lobster for dinner.
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Yes!
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Okay. The word is...
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Okay, but I want my own plate,
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because I'm sick
of sharing with Daddy.
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Okay. Okay.
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You drive a hard bargain.
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Bargain:
B-A-R-G-A-I-N.
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Plebeian:
P-L-E-B-E-I-A-N.
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Let's go, let's go. Give me
more practice. Come on.
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Daddy! Daddy,
I called that shrimp.
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Then why don't you call
the check when it comes, too?
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So, Gracie, what'd you get,
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a crown or a trophy
or something?
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I got a certificate.
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Oh. Well, still nice
to win.
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So when's the next one?
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Next what?
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Next spelling bee.
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There isn't one.
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Gracie's the champ.
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She's top dog, right?
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Woof.
(BARKS)
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You people obviously
don't understand
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the spelling game.
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She's on the circuit now, babe.
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Next stop, city championships.
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Yeah. Saturday morning
downtown.
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Where was I
when they announced that?
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Carrying Gracie on your shoulders for
her victory lap around the parking garage.
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You know, I still have
that bump on my head.
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Are you groggy or confused?
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No.
Then it's nothing.
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Don't worry, baby.
You're fine.
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You got your daddy's
thick skull.
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It's at the Whitsitt.
Registration's at 7:15.
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7... Holy...
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Holy smokes, that's
gonna be a lot of fun.
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I know it's early,
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but luckily it's before traffic,
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so we don't have to leave
the house till like 6:45.
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(GRUMBLES)
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Ha! That is lucky.
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Yeah, yeah.
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How many more lucky weekends
do we have left?
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Depends on how good
she is, and she's good.
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She could be another
Billy Jindahl.
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Who's that?
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Oh... (CHUCKLES)
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The best I ever saw.
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Two-inch glasses.
Orthopedic headgear.
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Spelled "loquacious"
with a 104 fever.
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He walked among us like a giant.
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Blew himself up in a meth lab
a few years ago.
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Thank you, Andy,
for that pep talk.
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Do you have any other stories
that end in a violent death?
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So bottom line it for me.
When's this end?
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Well, if she keeps winning,
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the national finals are in June.
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Fan-freakin'-tastic!
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Boy, nothing says
spring in Chicago
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like sitting indoors
watching kids spell.
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(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(ALARM SOUNDS)
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What? What? What?
What is it?
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Oh, honey, we got to get up.
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We got state finals today
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and a long drive to
Springfield ahead of us.
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Come on.
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(SHOUTS)
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Oh...
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Great.
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More driving.
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Yahoo.
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Yeah, well, yeah, yahoo.
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I'm excited, too, you know?
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'Cause if I weren't, I'd
be a really bad parent.
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Right?
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Right.
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So we're in agreement, then?
We're good parents?
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The best.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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What's wrong?
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Oh, my stupid back.
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I just can't pick
Kyle up anymore.
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He's too big.
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Nuts!
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This just could not have
happened at a worse time.
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So you're not going?
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Well, I can't!
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00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:20,850
No, you're right.
I have to.
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Gracie needs me.
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Oh!
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Ah, man!
But you know what?
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But she also needs me
when I'm older.
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Not out of commission
'cause I'm writing checks
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my body can't cash.
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00:10:34,264 --> 00:10:35,705
Yep.
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00:10:35,706 --> 00:10:37,636
Yes, siree, Bob.
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Bed rest is the only thing
that's going to fix this old back.
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Yeah.
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Tough break.
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Ah.
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Yeah.
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I mean, that means you're going
to miss five hours of car bingo.
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Yeah. Not really my game.
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Hit the light on your
way out, would you?
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Hey. Since you're not coming,
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is it all right if I take our wedding
picture so I can set it next to me?
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Whoops.
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Why did you do that?
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I did that because I thought
you'd jump out of bed
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and grab it, 'cause I know
you're faking.
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Well, I didn't, so
obviously I'm not faking.
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(SCOFFS)
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The light, please?
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Well, if you're
not faking, then...
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Then you won't be able to
catch your grandmother's vase.
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Okay, Cheryl.
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I got all day and a house
full of breakables.
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Okay, okay, stop it.
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Ugh. I hate
spelling bees.
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Thank you.
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I didn't mean to do that.
I'm just so tired.
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You know, so what
if I'm a bad parent?
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Who cares?
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If I have to watch one more
8-year-old spend ten minutes
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misspelling "necessarily,"
I'm going to scream.
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Oh, I would have screamed but I
was too busy gnawing off my arm.
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And will you explain
something to me?
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Why don't they have
any time limits?
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00:12:23,974 --> 00:12:26,445
Yeah, what is with that?
If ever a sport cried out
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for a 30-second clock,
this one does.
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00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:32,381
You know what? Give me
a stopwatch and an air horn,
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and I'll have you a winner
in 20 minutes.
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Ten if you let me
pick the words.
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Hey, hey, "Can you use
it in a sentence?"
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"What's the language
of origin?"
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"Are there any alternate
pronunciations?"
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Just spell the damn word
and sit down,
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you freaky little creep!
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00:12:52,442 --> 00:12:55,004
What was that?
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00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:57,807
I don't know,
but it really felt good.
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It looked like it felt good.
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00:13:00,951 --> 00:13:02,212
Honey, I don't want to go.
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I don't want to go either.
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00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:15,064
What are we gonna do?
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00:13:15,065 --> 00:13:18,428
Would it surprise you
if I had a plan?
257
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,373
Gracie's still asleep, right?
258
00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:25,835
Right.
259
00:13:25,836 --> 00:13:29,378
We let her stay asleep,
and when she wakes up,
260
00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:31,241
we say there was a power outage
261
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,984
and our alarm didn't go off.
262
00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:38,017
Oh, no, no, honey,
263
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,519
'cause then we'd really
be bad parents.
264
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,591
Yes.
265
00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:46,325
Yes, and the forecast
for Bad Parentville
266
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,398
is continued warm and toasty
with a love front
267
00:13:49,399 --> 00:13:51,301
moving in from the south.
268
00:13:53,063 --> 00:13:54,433
Gracie's up.
I need your hairdryer
269
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,535
and... Ew.
270
00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:58,607
Ah, you woke her up?
271
00:13:58,608 --> 00:14:01,070
Well, yeah. I can't do
her hair while she's asleep.
272
00:14:01,071 --> 00:14:03,372
If she wants to spell perfect,
she's got to look perfect.
273
00:14:03,373 --> 00:14:05,075
Confidence comes from
the outside in.
274
00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:08,847
Oh, baby, that's it.
275
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,350
I'm gonna go take my shower.
276
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,622
We're just gonna have to
keep going to these things
277
00:14:13,623 --> 00:14:14,854
till Gracie loses.
278
00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:25,365
Look at all these kids.
279
00:14:26,636 --> 00:14:28,398
They look like smart ones, too.
280
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,073
Too bad they all
can't be winners.
281
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,647
Somebody's got to lose.
282
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,051
Someone else.
283
00:14:44,414 --> 00:14:47,256
Hey, you know what?
I don't know about you,
284
00:14:47,257 --> 00:14:50,019
but I've been really missing
Ruby and... The little one?
285
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,161
Kyle.
Kyle.
286
00:14:53,663 --> 00:14:56,265
What do you say
all of us get together
287
00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:58,367
next weekend and go ice skating?
288
00:14:58,368 --> 00:15:00,099
Really, Daddy?
That would be awesome.
289
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,002
Yeah, we'll go ice skating,
we'll have some hot cocoa,
290
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,133
we'll go out for lunch.
291
00:15:04,134 --> 00:15:05,204
Red Lobster?
292
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,937
Red Lobster, sure.
293
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,279
Oh, wait a minute.
294
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:14,413
If you win today, we got to
go to St. Louis next weekend
295
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,086
for the tri-state finals.
296
00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:19,019
Do they have ice skating
in St. Louis?
297
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,152
Against the law.
298
00:15:24,694 --> 00:15:26,056
Oh, man.
299
00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:30,961
"Oh, man" is right.
300
00:15:31,561 --> 00:15:33,562
Hey, no big deal.
301
00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:36,205
We're having fun
doing this, you know.
302
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:40,110
Spelling and driving
and winning...
303
00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:44,473
And driving some more.
304
00:15:44,474 --> 00:15:47,047
Actually, driving's
kind of boring.
305
00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:52,021
Really? You think?
306
00:15:52,022 --> 00:15:55,325
Yeah. But, Daddy,
winning's the greatest.
307
00:16:04,995 --> 00:16:07,296
Then let's get 'em.
308
00:16:07,297 --> 00:16:08,737
Okay, you were having
trouble with that word
309
00:16:08,738 --> 00:16:10,469
"perennial" last night, right?
310
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,740
All right, "perennial."
311
00:16:11,741 --> 00:16:15,644
P-E-R-E-N-N-I-A-L.
312
00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:17,006
Good.
313
00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:18,207
Perennial.
314
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,349
"Red Lobster is
a perennial favorite."
315
00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:21,611
Attagirl.
316
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,156
What is with you
and Red Lobster?
317
00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:29,719
I just like it. Going there
is the best part of winning.
318
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,561
Really?
319
00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:34,764
How big of a part?
320
00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:36,626
All of it.
321
00:16:38,428 --> 00:16:40,629
What about the trophies
and doing your best?
322
00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:42,231
Trophies are stupid,
323
00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:44,204
and all of the other kids
are giant nerds.
324
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,409
It's like being in a room
with 50 Uncle Andys.
325
00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:56,015
I don't care if they're
better at spelling than I am.
326
00:16:57,647 --> 00:17:01,220
Honey, listen.
327
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:04,094
You don't have to do the
spelling bees if you don't want to.
328
00:17:05,255 --> 00:17:07,656
I'll still take you out
for shrimp.
329
00:17:07,657 --> 00:17:10,329
Yeah? Yeah. I mean,
we can't do it every week.
330
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,410
I don't want Mommy getting
in the habit of going out.
331
00:17:15,165 --> 00:17:17,436
Can Mom make popcorn shrimp?
332
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:20,169
If your mom could sleep
in on a Saturday morning,
333
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:22,142
she'd catch
the damn shrimp herself.
334
00:17:25,815 --> 00:17:30,049
But you know what that
means? You gotta... You know.
335
00:17:32,082 --> 00:17:33,353
What are you saying?
336
00:17:35,725 --> 00:17:38,088
I'm saying, kid,
337
00:17:39,389 --> 00:17:40,790
it ain't your night.
338
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,834
Are you telling me
to take a dive?
339
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,298
You know what
"take a dive" means?
340
00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:51,370
Daddy, I know
what "insouciant" means.
341
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,243
Of course I understand
"take a dive."
342
00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:57,147
Okay, then.
343
00:17:58,308 --> 00:18:00,249
Here's the thing.
344
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:03,712
You've got to go out there
and lose one for your pop.
345
00:18:03,713 --> 00:18:06,585
For tonight only,
wrong is right,
346
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,119
and right is very, very wrong.
347
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,323
That's a paradox.
348
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,207
Yes, it is.
349
00:18:41,151 --> 00:18:42,321
Cheryl, Cheryl.
350
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,324
Ah! Gracie,
way to go! Whoo!
351
00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:47,226
Cheryl, it hasn't started yet.
352
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,428
Oh, God.
353
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:51,531
Got some great news for you.
354
00:18:52,762 --> 00:18:55,505
Gracie doesn't feel like
a winner today.
355
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,536
What?
356
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,768
Well, I had a little
talk with her,
357
00:18:59,769 --> 00:19:02,242
and we made a little
agreement, so to speak.
358
00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:06,516
Let's just say
it ain't her night.
359
00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:11,521
Jim! Did you tell her
to take a dive?
360
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,726
No, she knows what
"insouciant" means.
361
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,329
What?
362
00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:23,492
I don't know.
Whatever it means.
363
00:19:23,493 --> 00:19:25,934
I just know that she doesn't
care about winning or losing.
364
00:19:25,935 --> 00:19:27,396
What?
365
00:19:27,397 --> 00:19:30,470
No, all she cares about
is the shrimp at Red Lobster.
366
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:33,473
I swear to God,
I just talked to her.
367
00:19:35,545 --> 00:19:36,805
I knew it.
368
00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:37,946
What?
369
00:19:37,947 --> 00:19:39,808
Well, hello!
370
00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:41,410
That's why I couldn't get
out of bed this morning.
371
00:19:41,411 --> 00:19:42,852
A mother senses these things.
372
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:48,587
Does a mother say these things?
373
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,960
Because you could have saved
us a 10-hour round trip.
374
00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:03,802
So, after this
competition, we're done?
375
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:07,205
After this word, we're done.
376
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,908
Come on, baby, do it
for Mama! Lose!
377
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:10,910
(GASPS)
378
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,385
Don't judge me.
It only helps your kid.
379
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:21,790
ANNOUNCER: Our first contestant is
from Hayvenhurst Elementary School.
380
00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:23,693
(APPLAUSE)
381
00:20:27,997 --> 00:20:29,329
She gave us the wink.
382
00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:32,531
Start the car.
383
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:36,335
Just a reminder, the winner
of today's competition
384
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,567
will move on
to the tri-state finals
385
00:20:38,568 --> 00:20:40,939
next weekend in St. Louis.
386
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,443
Have a nice drive, suckers.
387
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:48,877
And as a bonus, they will also
receive free dinner for one full year,
388
00:20:48,878 --> 00:20:52,352
courtesy of our corporate
sponsor, Red Lobster.
389
00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:57,427
No.
390
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,489
No.
391
00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:01,731
No!
392
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,534
ANNOUNCER: Your word is...
393
00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:07,366
Oenophile.
394
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,369
O-E-N-O-P-H-I-L-E.
395
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,440
Oenophile.
396
00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:13,872
ANNOUNCER: That is correct.
397
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,474
GRACIE:
An oenophile is a lover
398
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,805
or connoisseur of wine.
399
00:21:16,806 --> 00:21:17,946
Connoisseur:
400
00:21:17,947 --> 00:21:19,648
C-O-N-N...
401
00:21:19,649 --> 00:21:22,382
ANNOUNCER: All right, thank
you. Please, take your seat.
402
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,385
Crap.
403
00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:28,518
Kid, it ain't our night.
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