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- Previously on- According to Jim...
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We got a free trip to Vegas.
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I've been keeping in
touch with Jim's sister.
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Roxanne?
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Yeah. I've been trying and trying to figure
out a way to get them talking again.
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Well, a year ago,
she moved to Vegas.
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Roxanne is not good.
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You've seen how
she uses people.
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She doesn't even
think twice about it.
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I know, honey.
I know it's been that way in the past.
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People do change.
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My sister does not change.
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Oh, really? You know that guy Rick?
He's out of her life.
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She said that the last time.
She always says that.
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Then the guy running the
Tilt-A-Whirl takes off his shirt
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and she falls in love
all over again.
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When are you gonna
start at the salon?
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Well, soon, I hope.
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I just got to raise $2,000.
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Somehow.
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Roxanne. Roxanne.
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What're you doing here?
I thought you didn't have the money to do this?
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I got the money
from my new boyfriend.
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Hi, darling!
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Hello, butter muffin.
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Oh, baby!
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Can I get you
anything else, Earl?
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Oh, no thanks, Vicky,
I'm stuffed.
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And you call yourself Elvis.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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I got lost in the eyes of
Siegfried and Roy's white tigers.
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You get lost
in their closet, too?
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What's with the clothes?
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Oh, I went on a little shopping spree
with my new girlfriend, Roxanne.
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Oh.
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Yeah, Andy,
I gotta talk to you.
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Oh, Jim, I know what you're
gonna say and don't worry.
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The Andy-man
can handle himself.
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You gotta dump her.
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What?
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Andy, she is trouble.
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Oh, Jim!
Honest to God.
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I know you think you
know her, but you don't.
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She will chew you up
and spit you out.
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She's done it
to me all my life.
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And if she's done it to me, can you imagine
what she can do to a guy like you?
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What kind of guy is that, Jim?
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You know, nice, sweet, simple.
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Are you calling me a patsy?
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No, not at all...
Yes, a patsy.
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Oh, really?
Okay, well, that's it!
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Thanks a million for your great
advice, but I don't need it.
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I'm just trying to save you a
little grief here. Uh-huh. Are ya?
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Believe me, there's going
to be a ton of grief.
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Okay, well, why don't you
just stay out of it, fathead?
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Fathead? Where did
that come from?
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From the patsy, fathead.
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Huh? Yeah, look! I'm an adult
and I can take care of myself.
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If I want to give my money to some Las Vegas
hairdresser I just met yesterday, I will!
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Good day, sir!
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Do I have a fat head?
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Well, yeah, kind of.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Did you see Andy out there?
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No, but he is dying to see Jubilee!
so he'll be here.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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Hey, honey!
Huh?
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I have a taste for something
extravagant tonight.
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Well, look no further!
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What? Oh.
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Got them from our room!
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Now, save the bottles,
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put water in them, put the caps on
and put them back in the honor bar.
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What?
No!
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- Oh, great.
- Andy's not coming.
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Jim!
What?
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I paid for this.
I get to stare.
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Honey, I can't stop thinking about Andy.
Where is he?
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Oh, Andy, Andy!
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That's it! Call him.
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Now?
Yes!
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Can it wait until 9:00
when my minutes are free?
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Call him!
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All right! All right!
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But you know, when you pick a cell phone
plan, you really should stick to it.
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Hello, Andy. Yeah, it's me.
Where are you?
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What? Let's go!
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Wait, wait, wait. Is he hurt?
Is he okay? No, no, no, no.
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We just got to go. Now!
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It looks likewe have a volunteer.
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No, no, no, no.
I got to go.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Please, ladies! Please, ladies!
I have got to go!
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Cheryl!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Wow.
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Hey, Cheryl!
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Oh!
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I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
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You may kiss the bride.
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Give me some of that!
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh!
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That's a picture that's gonna
haunt me for the rest of my life.
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Right back at you.
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Aunt Roxanne got married
to Uncle Andy, right?
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Yeah.
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So, what do we call them now?
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How about "bloodsucking
leech" and "dimwitted patsy"?
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Jim!
What?
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Hey! Who wants to go look at the
fishies in that aquarium over there?
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Why?
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'Cause one of them talks.
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Yay!
Yay!
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And stay where
Mommy can see you.
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Okay.
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All right, what are we
going to do about Andy?
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Nothing.
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Roxanne's turned her
life around, remember?
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- She's changed!
- She's good now!
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All right, are you through?
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Almost. I thought
you loved Roxanne?
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Jim, she's fine. It's just, I always
thought Andy would end up with someone...
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Better?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. It's totally different when
she's infecting your family.
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Oh, honey.
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Doesn't anyone understand
what has happened here?
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Andy got married before me!
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Top of the morning, fellow
married people. Hi...
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No offense, Dana.
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Where's my sister?
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You mean my wife?
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She's sleeping in.
Had her up pretty late last night.
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We were kind of busy. Oh!
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Because we were...
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All right, all right!
We got the idea. Hey! Hey! Hey!
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What the hell is
wrong with you?
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Jim!
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Andy, sweetie, what he's
trying to say is, um...
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What the hell is
the matter with you?
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Nothing's wrong with me.
I'm in love.
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He's just rebelling.
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Like when Dad sent him to fat camp
and he came back 20 pounds heavier.
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I had a growth spurt.
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Out?
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You know what? When we want the
hopelessly single person's perspective,
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we'll let you know.
Okay!
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Hey, no, no! You! Go look at the fishies!
All right. All right.
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Fishies!
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This really hurts.
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I got married last night and not one
of you has said congratulations.
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I thought you'd
be happy for me.
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Oh, Andy!
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We just don't think you should jump
into something this big this quickly.
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Yeah. I mean, do you know how long
it took Cheryl to be sure about me?
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Yeah, I mean, you know, to be honest,
I'm still figuring things out.
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Exactly!
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Exactly! And what, you've known
Roxanne for, what, a day?
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I know, but...
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I feel like I've known her forever.
Oh, Andy!
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No, Roxanne, she's funny
and she's down-to-earth,
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and doesn't care what
people think about her.
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Actually... Actually,
she's a lot like you, Jim.
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It's like having a best
friend I can sleep with.
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Well, I've never been so moved and
creeped out at the same time.
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Look, I've made my decision.
Okay? Roxanne is my wife.
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Now you two need to decide if you
want to be in or out of our lives.
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Does that sound like
a patsy to you?
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Hell, no.
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Thanks, King.
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Okay, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy.
Honey, stop.
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Come on, of course we don't
want you out of our lives.
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Jim, tell him.
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Yeah.
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I guess.
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I mean, if it's something
that you really, really want,
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we're okay with it.
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Really?
Double brother-in-law.
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Oh, man! That means
the world to me.
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You know what? After that sleeping
with your best friend thing,
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let's keep our distance, okay?
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Come on in, I'm almost ready.
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Hey!
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Oh, hey!
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I brought you
a little wedding gift.
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A plunger?
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Yeah, don't you get it?
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You know, you're taking
the plunge, marriage?
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Yeah. Yeah,
that's funny.
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Well, welcome to the family.
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Again.
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Well, it looks like you guys
are going on a honeymoon.
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Oh, yeah.
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Does it look like that? Yeah.
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Yeah. Well, that's
what we're doing.
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Where you going?
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Somewhere nice.
You know, warm.
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Maybe Canada.
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Look, uh, Jim,
I gotta finish packing.
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Look, Andy's going to
be here any minute.
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Oh. Well, that's kind of
weird, because he's...
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He's supposed to do a demonstration
with me this afternoon.
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Oh. Well, I was gonna go first
and then he's gonna meet me.
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Oh. Didn't you just say
he was going to pick you up?
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Oh, hey, we had
a couple of plans.
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I don't know which one
we really landed on.
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What's going on here, Roxanne?
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Is that Rick out there?
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I don't know.
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You think I know everybody that
honks their horn in this town?
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You're dumping Andy,
aren't you?
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I wouldn't call it dumping.
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I'm just leaving
with another guy.
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I knew it! I knew it!
I knew that as soon as I let my guard down,
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you'd slip back to who you are and
you'd run off with some loser.
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Hey, Rick is not a loser.
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Why did you marry Andy
in the first place?
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I was kind of drunk, then
he won me that teddy bear,
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and then we had
a really big steak.
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It just felt right.
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He thinks you guys are going to spend
the rest of your lives together.
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Hey, look, this isn't my fault!
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You don't know the whole story.
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What...
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I didn't want to be with
Rick, but then he called me
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and then I did.
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That's not a story!
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Oh, come on!
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- You know what?
- I got to go.
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- Whoa, wait.
- You're not going anywhere
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until you tell Andy
exactly what you're doing.
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Could you tell him?
See, we're not really that close.
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You're his wife!
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Well, I guess he'll find out when
he comes home for dinner tonight.
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Look, come on, I'll send you a
postcard when we get settled...
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No, no, no, no, no!
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No postcards, no phone calls, I
don't want anything from you.
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And in the future,
you stay away from me
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and you stay away
from my family.
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Well, if that's what you want.
That's what I want!
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Look, could I borrow 50 bucks?
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You know, for gas
and smokes on the way.
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Forget it!
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Oh, come on, Jimmy, I'm family.
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How about 20?
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Oh, God.
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I can't believe I'm doing this.
248
00:13:55,099 --> 00:13:56,199
Thanks.
249
00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:57,635
Get out of here.
I'll pay you back.
250
00:13:57,702 --> 00:13:58,970
Yeah, yeah. I know.
When you get settled.
251
00:13:59,037 --> 00:14:01,471
I know. I know.
I understand. Yeah.
252
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,674
Well, bye!
253
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,681
Bye.
254
00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:18,890
What are you going to tell Andy?
I don't know.
255
00:14:18,957 --> 00:14:21,425
We got to get through this demonstration
first and then I'll talk to him.
256
00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:23,227
Okay. I'll take him to a
nudie bar or something.
257
00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:24,328
What?
258
00:14:24,395 --> 00:14:25,896
Well, I didn't give him
a bachelor party.
259
00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:27,130
Oh.
260
00:14:27,198 --> 00:14:28,699
Hey. Hey, is Andy here, yet?
261
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:29,834
No.
262
00:14:29,901 --> 00:14:31,435
I can't believe this.
263
00:14:31,502 --> 00:14:33,837
I always thought I'd be the
first one to get divorced.
264
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,405
Ah, don't feel bad.
265
00:14:35,473 --> 00:14:36,641
It'll probably happen a
couple of times, for you.
266
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,275
- Oh!
- Hmm.
267
00:14:38,343 --> 00:14:40,477
You read the script? Ready for the show?
Are you ready? Yeah. Well...
268
00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:43,080
I just read what you want me to say
and I have a problem with the line,
269
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:46,350
"This foam insulation
is as easy as I am."
270
00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:50,887
What? It's a metaphor.
271
00:14:50,955 --> 00:14:54,658
You know, we're personifying the foam to
make it more appealing to the buyers.
272
00:14:55,693 --> 00:14:58,462
Right.
273
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:01,865
Okay, then explain why I'm jumping on
a mini-trampoline in a wet T-shirt?
274
00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:03,367
Oh, that.
275
00:15:03,434 --> 00:15:05,536
Well, that's just
pure showmanship.
276
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,240
Actors!
277
00:15:09,307 --> 00:15:10,674
Look, Cheryl, all we...
278
00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:11,909
Andy!
279
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:13,443
Hey, man, where have you been?
280
00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:15,078
We've got two minutes
before we go on.
281
00:15:15,146 --> 00:15:16,913
I know! I know!
I was picking out a ring for Roxanne,
282
00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:18,482
but I couldn't make up my mind.
283
00:15:18,549 --> 00:15:20,250
Evan?
284
00:15:20,318 --> 00:15:22,386
Andy, honey, you really don't
want to buy a ring right now.
285
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:23,554
Why not?
286
00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:24,754
Well...
287
00:15:25,756 --> 00:15:27,091
No reason.
288
00:15:29,927 --> 00:15:31,428
Break a leg.
289
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:35,166
What's wrong with her?
290
00:15:36,401 --> 00:15:39,269
You know Cheryl,
it's either hormones
291
00:15:39,337 --> 00:15:42,373
or the fact that Roxanne ran
off with her old boyfriend.
292
00:15:47,411 --> 00:15:51,715
Hi, I'm Bambi,
your Fab-U-Foam girl.
293
00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:56,653
And let me tell you, this foam
insulation is as easy as I am.
294
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:05,029
Andy, I am so sorry.
295
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:08,399
Look, it's not you.
You're a great guy.
296
00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:09,533
She's not worth it.
297
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:12,670
Yeah. No, you're right.
298
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,972
Look, you don't have to do this
thing if you're not up for it.
299
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,275
It's okay.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
300
00:16:18,343 --> 00:16:20,678
The show must go on, right?
301
00:16:20,745 --> 00:16:22,246
All right.
302
00:16:22,313 --> 00:16:24,715
Shower, shower.
I feel dirty.
303
00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:29,319
Okay, here we go!
304
00:16:31,255 --> 00:16:33,724
Hi, I'm Jim.
305
00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:38,896
I'm here to tell you about a fantastic new
product called Fab-U-Foam insulation.
306
00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:40,097
Bring back the chick!
307
00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:46,002
Okay, gentlemen, what do
you say we take a trip?
308
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:49,740
Take a trip into my house.
309
00:16:49,874 --> 00:16:53,677
My house is like any house
in your neighborhood.
310
00:16:55,913 --> 00:16:57,248
Well, I wonder
who that could be?
311
00:16:57,315 --> 00:16:59,750
Come in!
312
00:16:59,817 --> 00:17:02,586
Hello, homeowner!
I'm your Fab-U-Foam man!
313
00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:04,188
Well, hi!
314
00:17:04,255 --> 00:17:07,090
Word on the street is, you're
roasting in the summer and...
315
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,459
Freezing in the winter.
316
00:17:10,361 --> 00:17:13,297
Andy, Andy, stay with me here.
Stay with me.
317
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:17,000
Uh, wouldn't it be better to
be comfortable all year round?
318
00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:21,238
Well, sure it would be.
But how can a working stiff like me afford that?
319
00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:23,707
What with the fat cats
getting rich in Washington!
320
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,144
It's easy!
321
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,979
You're a damn liar!
Am I?
322
00:17:29,046 --> 00:17:32,983
Or am I an angel sent from heaven?
Insulation heaven.
323
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:42,393
Uh, but seriously, allow me
to give you a demonstration.
324
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:44,195
Well, I'd like to see
that, wouldn't you?
325
00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:45,262
Yeah!
326
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:47,131
Thank you,
Fab-U-Foam man!
327
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,138
- Do your speech.
- I...
328
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:55,372
Do your speech!
329
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,807
I'm trying, Jim!
I just... I can't.
330
00:17:57,108 --> 00:18:00,010
All right, I'll do it!
Yes, I agree, Fab-U-Foam man.
331
00:18:00,077 --> 00:18:02,446
Just for pennies
per square inch,
332
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:06,116
why, your insulation can fill
every nook and crevice in my home
333
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,285
with warm
and toasty protection.
334
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,487
Take that, Mother Nature!
335
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,456
New insulation?
336
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:15,692
Curse you,
Fab-U-Foam man!
337
00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:17,861
Lose the sheets!
338
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:21,532
Yeah, you wish.
339
00:18:21,599 --> 00:18:23,600
Andy, Andy, Andy, pull
yourself together!
340
00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:26,136
My wife left me.
I'm nothing!
341
00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:27,738
Andy, pull yourself together!
342
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:30,474
I have nothing to live for.
I'm a cuckold!
343
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,643
Yes, a cuckold!
We're all cuckolds
344
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:35,812
if we don't have Fab-U-Foam insulation.
Jim, the hose!
345
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,514
What? The hose?
346
00:18:37,582 --> 00:18:39,316
Andy! Andy! The hose!
347
00:18:41,085 --> 00:18:44,988
Andy, give me that!
Turn it off! Off! Off! Off!
348
00:18:55,366 --> 00:18:56,399
Turn it off!
349
00:18:58,202 --> 00:18:59,670
Great insulation!
350
00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:06,476
It's stuck!
It's stuck!
351
00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:11,715
Andy! Andy...
352
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,758
Honey, honey, why are
you walking like that?
353
00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:23,159
I gotta tell you,
354
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:24,561
that Fab-U-Foam?
Yeah?
355
00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:27,664
It really does fill
every nook and crevice.
356
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:31,468
I may be uncomfortable,
but I am fireproof.
357
00:19:35,106 --> 00:19:38,808
Oh, look at that. Wishing fountain.
What a racket.
358
00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:40,110
Oh, honey, I don't know.
359
00:19:40,177 --> 00:19:41,378
It is, it's a racket.
360
00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:42,679
I threw a coin
in the fountain today
361
00:19:42,747 --> 00:19:45,915
wishing for an evening alone
with you, and here we are.
362
00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:47,484
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
363
00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:49,686
It was a penny though, right?
You didn't throw any silver?
364
00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:51,821
Sit down.
365
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:56,460
Hey! Wow, you look so good.
366
00:19:56,527 --> 00:19:58,194
Oh. Thank you,
sweetie.
367
00:19:59,363 --> 00:20:00,898
Hey, how you doing?
368
00:20:00,965 --> 00:20:02,466
Me? I'm all right.
Yeah.
369
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:04,668
Yeah?
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
370
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:07,571
I wish things would have
worked out with Roxanne,
371
00:20:08,506 --> 00:20:09,873
but they didn't.
372
00:20:09,941 --> 00:20:11,308
The end.
373
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,343
Oh, honey.
I am so sorry.
374
00:20:13,411 --> 00:20:16,346
You know, I really thought
I was doing the right thing.
375
00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:18,682
I guess some people
really don't change.
376
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,017
Well, you think you
would have learned that
377
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,985
after all the years
living with me.
378
00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:23,487
Yeah.
379
00:20:23,554 --> 00:20:25,388
I will never try to change
anybody ever again.
380
00:20:25,456 --> 00:20:27,057
- Yeah, you will.
- Yeah, I will.
381
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,792
You won't change.
382
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,330
Hey, you think Andy's
going to be okay?
383
00:20:33,431 --> 00:20:36,200
Yeah, well, he's a little busted up.
Yeah.
384
00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:38,868
It'll take a while.
385
00:20:38,936 --> 00:20:41,104
You know, Dana took him out tonight.
Maybe she'll cheer him up.
386
00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:42,206
Yeah.
387
00:20:44,575 --> 00:20:47,077
See? Isn't this fun?
388
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:48,945
I really thought
she was the one.
389
00:20:51,616 --> 00:20:53,449
Andy, come on,
don't think about her!
390
00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:57,554
We're at the Jubilee!You'll love this!
391
00:20:57,622 --> 00:21:01,991
I don't know, Dana!
I need to go back to my room.
392
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,661
It's just too soon.
393
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:09,165
It looks likewe have a volunteer!
394
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:16,073
Wait! Wait! Wait! No, no, no!
I said it's too soon!
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