All language subtitles for 0ne Wild Oat, Stanley Holloway, Robertson Hare

Yeah right so I could go Bobby no

interruption intended

good morning mr. Proudfoot very quiet

everywhere isn't it it usually is it two

o'clock in the morning to talk top great

heavens I'm well oh well good night

super mr. Tribe would say yes I know

it's not my place to be telling my

servant always dress itself properly

before coming home to the wife sir

merciful I'm getting a boat well nothing

of this hot I merely popped out little

facchetti my daughter she promised to

come straight home from the theater

children can be very worrying like that

sir I am the same trouble with mice

that's a different matter altogether

your son is a boy my daughter is a girl

Davina fortune the bath that was 10

minutes ago

I'm too wanted to stay in one place for

long what you been doing I couldn't bear

the suspense any longer

I pooped outside to look up and down the

street oh where can cherry be Caroline

what can she be doing I thought I could

trust him quickly

you might know that boys whereas you

think he's my own cock he's worked in my

office for over three years in the whole

of my experience as a solicitor I've

never met anybody with such integrity it

worries me sometimes come on I am Mary

Alice do something Oh is cherry aware of

the seamy side of life what do you mean

by there well I should been informed of

the biological facts I think so she

she's 19 and most modern girls at that

age knows much as appearance Oh surely

not you don't mean that

ah research mr. Gregg rich Russell at

last

good morning mr. Powerful good heavens

what's what's been happening where is my

daughter

I don't know sir she left me and went

off with some fellow

what it happened as we believe in the

theater Carrie I ran into this better

she seemed to know him awfully well and

he suggested that we should all go to a

nightclub don't tell me you went I had

no alternative yet he seemed all for

isn't well I could hardly leave alone

with the fellow so we all went along to

the nickk nickk nickk nickk what does

that mean that was the name of the club

oh it was an awful place huh everybody

was laughing meant dancing and a

midnight a whole lot of girls came onto

the stage with practically nothing on oh

why didn't you problem for me go on Greg

there well I just couldn't stand it any

longer

so I told this fellow exactly what I

thought of him and then I slapped his

face

well after I picked myself up cherian he

had vanished do you know the name of

that fellow yes I think it was um Fred

guilty thank you babe why doesn't guilty

family in this broken flat aren't those

people with all the money exactly the

father of that boy is outfit give me the

shading pitiless bounder on the fourth

floor the man who runs prey hounds

precisely I help to prosecute him in the

1945 Stadium scandal one of his dogs

have been given a stimulant it did 200

yards in six seconds his wife seems

quite a pleasant woman she's an Apes

musical comedy actress

what sort of progeny can you expect from

parents like that oh boy he's nothing

but a box oh and if it's the last thing

I do I'll keep the wolf from my daughter

thank you oh gosh I'd better go alright

say good night good night darling Tilden

it's tomorrow already

my father would never have a loaded

tender mind her own business I don't

intend to say very much to you in front

of Gregory but I do intend that he shall

hear me say this I'm ashamed

Brittany I'm grievously ashamed my poppy

what have you done come along daddy

you meeting wait that's all I'll see you

at the office in the morning oh well

here's 10 shillings for the taxi home oh

I don't mind waiting mr. Powerful I can

get a workman's bustle for air not in

evening best you can't besides you're

not a working man well I do 11 hours a

day that's what I mean no more arguments

off you go and put a raw steak on that

eye

old people something no miss I'll ask

you to give an account of yourself where

have you been daddy I've had a wonderful

time Fred took me to a nightclub Oh

mommy he's such a darling he lives three

little floors up perhaps he's still

thinking of me whispering Jerry Jerry.

Jerry what's her name

Jerry Jerry Proudfoot you can see the

daughter that little legal loony

downstairs yes it's right now listen

listen I don't want you to have anything

to do with her see it was her father may

those inquires about my stimulating

greyhounds remember they couldn't help

that it was only his job or what a job

solicitors and lawyers are nothing but

limpet and proud what's the lowest

lead-in bit of a lot how Fred Gill be

your precious spades father is nothing

more than a social drone he's a black

market get him out he's traded in camera

cigarette lighters and silk stockings

just before last Christmas he was in

under sized walnuts but the present

nobody happens to be running greyhounds

and he won't be my fault if very shortly

I don't make him run faster than they do

he's a reproach to decent society and so

is his wretched son

hey wats Fred time silence I won't even

discuss him I don't have to daddy I'm

going to marry him Oh what did you say

I'm going to marry Fred I would remind

you that you are only 19 cherry until

one day before your 21st birthday any

question of your marriage is that it

subject to my consent given in writing

on Form you 8 - 794 very well then

I'll apply to a magistrate where did you

get that knowledge from I looked it up

you mind if your books as soon as I met.

Fred I knew you wouldn't bike very mr.

Barratt of Wimpole Street that is a

ridiculous remark mr. Ballad of Wimpole.

Street as an actor Humphrey I do think

you're a hard man

I'm nothing of the sort I've merely

tried to do my duty somebody's got to

look after my daughter if I thought do

it who can I didn't mean anything I'd

say that didn't really I didn't mean

anything either except that I'll never

give my consent and get straight off you

needn't worry about her she knows how to

take care of herself I just gotta get

myself to things it seems only yesterday

I danced a little girl on my knee now

suddenly she's a woman it was a born

women Humphrey I did so want a barrister

for a son-in-law I don't know why I do

is because you never managed to become

one yourself

you're a wonderful solicitor well that's

not much consolation look Caroline for

32 years I've carried this in my

dispatch case my father gave it to me to

encourage my ambition I've never once

more lit in court

never mind yeah you've been instructing

solicitor for seven important lawsuits

we lost six of them but you wonder seven

know the defendant died Threadgill be

Alfred guilty oh I won't stand for it

thank you young give me and Jenna

exactly what I think of em I have to go

to any such thing I'll call him at this

hour

oh god I will see oh thank heavens sake

don't lose your temper

you'd only make things more difficult

I'm gonna give that boy a piece of my

mind.

Oh Oh is it hump it Belfort speaking I'm

creeped out for the Proudfoot pound foot

on Proudfoot so this it was I just want

to tell you that I think you're a

bounder sir

oh you do do you only a scoundrel would

keep a young girl out to pasture hook

talk in the mummy

aye you certainly did you took it to the

neck it's no doubting better sir you're

nothing but a loose-fish I'll dip Atene

and a very nasty chip of a

double-dealing old doc Oh Oh steady

steady

no don't bother

no please please don't bother that boy

sounded very rude it wasn't the boy I

got the father he's coming down here to

see me

and I better wait until he arrives so no

no no Caroline oh I'd rather you didn't

hear what he has to say that sort of man

you was his word you wouldn't even

understand it will matter if I stay oh

no perhaps you better wait in the hall

and be ready to fetch a policeman

an awful bad temper gonna fight me

don't get him see your wig wig wig I had

it a moment ago

ratchet where did I put the wretched

thing spit ow thank you be happy

well well into the small world yes.

Eddie you like a cup of tea used to

guilty I'd hate it

well don't be disgusting all right just

thought it might make you feel more at

home at home here the smallest bed in

the building no you're being insulting

I'm sorry I didn't mean to be won't you

sit down just for a moment why just for

a moment am I not welcome here goodness

sake I hope I'm not keeping you up no no

no as a matter of fact I'm not that

anxious to have a chat with you indeed

the anxiety seems to have turned your

toupee white oh I'm sorry I

I was only trying it on yeah you were

trying on something on your telephone

weren't you uh would you care to dance a

beer if I can find one are you trying to

weed me no no no no certainly not

it's just that I think it's time we bury

tachat that's why your telephone and

call me disgusting chip of a nasty old

block I wasn't aware that I was

addressing you Madame ops were intended

for your son.

Oh oh it's different that makes me feel

much more friendly hi dad

it won't the fact that I've reluctantly

agreed for Fred to marry your daughter

over my dead body

that's an excellent suggestion well

Betty you with a hatchet it'll save my

son having a sabbatarian Pekinese for

the father-in-law you're trying to

settle the wrong horse guilty I've kept

a young fellow named Gregory cross all

up my sleeve for over two years and I'm

not gonna let him down no listen.

Proudfoot

a table for table putting pound foot so

does he tours all the way property mind

if I go yeah big toe it's shorter if my

son is stupid enough to want to marry

your daughter you're gonna marry her and

nothing you can say or do will stop him

well that's where you make a blue mouth

or what

a blue mouth you're going back a bit

aren't you on the contrary I'm looking I

paid it so happens the chili is underage

and any question about marriage requires

my permission in writing and you're not

gonna give it not for all the tea in

China there and after I've been so

charming I've even brought your bag of

luxuries Oh what sort of luxuries Eames

twelve eautiful new-laid eggs and now I

don't know what to do with them

what'd you say nothing what you thought

something didn't you no no not exactly

would you like to hold them for a moment

no I would not

you ungrateful little humbug and I bring

you a gift you take it unlike it's a

little silly now I don't want to take

any unfair advantage big toe so I'm

going to ask you quite nicely and simply

are you going to let those two kids find

their happiness in their own way where

are you going to be an interfering old

nuisance and make them both you're

terribly sad and unhappy

you better narrow escape yes thank you

thank you very much and now I'll bid you

goodnight goodnight no hard feelings

no no not at all sure quite quick that's

a stout

night-night

they are dear

and then the stadium season my child

again I'd love to I've enjoyed myself

good

Debbie Tehran Fred go down the tenth

series you can tell better getting a

rubdown no stimulants what did you say

nothing that but I'm gonna be off the

new net chumby long bob yeah Manny what

you down here guess what wrong oh oh yes.

I want to cry don't be silly

few moments you won't destroy it gently.

Fred if ever I do try and catch it will

you come on

thank you

I do we had a little flap like this it's

so much cozier than ours

are you sure mr. Gillie worth mind

you're calling on us My dear he couldn't

care less I mean he'd be delighted it is

such a pity our two husbands can't grow

to like each other

mr. Proudfoot such a sweet little man I

hate Alfred making that rude noise

whenever he sees him Oh mommy here

spreadin oh hello dear maid you're very

welcome but it did to what my husband

would say come and sit down

mummy okay Oh cherry I don't like that

deep color of your nails it doesn't suit

you my dear you look quite excited has

fed been behaving himself of course

haha don't take it for granted he's much

too like his father sometimes darling

haven't had any tea no tell Annie would

you dear

yeah okay go bye mr. Dubey goodbye dear

goodbye mommy goodbye dear

goodbye

she's coming back isn't she okay I don't

know what she's saying goodbye for we've

been shopping friend isn't it saucy

hangers mother you can't well that can't

I you try and stop me there how do you

think of it.

Oh Lydia it's smart but bitch off the G

key it doesn't make me look a fast woman

I think that's about meeting oh how

exciting

you know I remember years ago a certain

young man got quite the wrong impression

about me simply because of the Hat I was

wearing he was most insistent about it

too it was terribly embarrassing what

did father say don't be silly dear was

your father he was a devil for the

ladies he still would be if I didn't

watch him I must tell you my dear I once

found the name Queenie in his diary I

was furious and you know what it turned

out to be the name of one of his gray

hairs oh you see all his dogs have girl

names I don't know why hmm

oh just coincidence mother yes I suppose

so.

Coinciding with what I wouldn't know

that oh that can't you number it does

something to me you know I'm sure I

could make a great stage comeback if

only my husband would let me put up the

money it must be you who makes me sing

who makes the members in light spring

who's giving me ideas I haven't had in

years

good morning so was there something wait

a minute.

Oh.

What is the meaning of this

Caroline what are these people doing

here can you be so rude I asked mrs.

Killaby to take a cup of tea with me

indeed and that's taking a cup of tea

with you

necessitate our indulging enough in an

exotic dance to inviting music behind my

back and against my wishes you've got

differently invite this this disrupting

influence into my own home really mr.

Plow hood I think you're behaving

disgracefully I am NOT interested in

your opinions madam Fred did you hear

what he called me but I am concerned

with the shameful activities of your son

heaven's sake think what your sailors

honk he's nothing but a young Casanova

Caroline I have concrete evidence of it

in black and white I think you're not oh

do you Oh we'll see oh yeah I'd waken

the previous afternoon sleep no heaven

help your panting oh who is this this

gutter line is mr. peeps my divorce case

inquiry agent and social investigate all

pleased to meet you ma'am

humph you're making an awful fool of

yourself the man hasn't had time to

investigate anybody

oh yes yes will you've been in the

business as long as I have you

development knack received peeps

investigation as to character and social

behavior case 37 and on the 4th of July

1939 the party concerned booked a double

room at the VuPoint hotel did Lampton

and on the following morning he was

observed coming down the stairs making

jocular laughing conversation with a

young lady what's going on you know I'm

beginning to dislike you what about up

to now he's been snooping Alfred Snoopy

what do you mean peeping through

keyholes well that's what it amounts to

would you say I took no active part in

the investigation I left that to my back

totem that totem

this is yours he's got a report that it

goes way back says Fred Brazil hotel

with a woman in 1939 well that's

nonsense to start with hanging it any 23

now that'll make him 12 at the time you

have a more recent date beeps I have a

very sultry hotel occasion only ten days

ago sir ten days ago I was in Belfast

well according to my schedule you was in.

Eastbourne are you sure you haven't made

a mistake I've never made one yet ma'am

here it is top of the page private case

number 37 investigation to life of elfin.

Gilby alfred Gilby you've got it all

wrong my name's Alfred Gil V let's go

and see if the cars there mother I'll

show him

elidio you're being awfully bitter I

know how you feel but it isn't the

children's fault ask your husband it is

gifted Shirley's bet you should know

what sort of a man he I've always known

what sort of a man he is but I just

don't like being made to believe it I

wish you could have a word with my

husband before you leave he's really

awfully upset about it and so he should

be

I'd like an investigation into his past

in my opinion he's much too good to be

true wasting my time with such people if

you take my advice you're not a pilot

your husband's doings you may wake up

more than you expect

I suppose it takes almost three hours to

get down there doesn't it hmm going away

no mother is oh I suppose you haven't

thought of apologizing for being so rude

to my father yesterday no I haven't very

well if you still feel like that you

know you're wasting a lot of time life's

too short for all these lovers to

missing don't be a twerp

carry on please forgive me darling I

shouldn't have called your father a nosy

plaque that's right as long as you

didn't mean it

well of course not I just impulsively

said what I was thinking oh did you oh

dear I'm sorry

where's your mother game only to exploit

doctor routine check up on father

oh dear is that going to mean more

trouble it will sort of blow over.

Oh done take things so seriously done

you know when we're back in touch wait

here and a half-wit daddy said this

morning he'll never give his permission

not as long as there's a breath in his

body it's all right sweet we just have

to find a way of promoting the breath

from his body.

Oh deeply thing to say hey listen Vidya

if you don't lay off so help me I'll do

something desperate

you've been nurturing ever since

yesterday and I can't stand any more of

it nor can I I've put up with you as

long as I intend to this time I'm

getting a divorce

good what then I suppose you'll settle

down with your Gloria Oh for the hundred

and forty ninth time I tell you Gloria's

a greyhound it's a miserable coincidence

I happen to have her with me when I

stated that Hotel at East ball mr. Pete

said you went swimming with her that's

an exaggeration I simply held about the

lead while she peddled you were seen

kissing her in the lounge

well I'm very fond of her that's why I

had a basket moved to the adjoining

bedroom during the nights were seem to

go in and out of that bedroom on three

different occasions I've been worried

about her you see she's not how strange

oh don't shout gonna miss your train

mother a greyhound in a bedroom huh

listen Julia cost me 800 quid what am I

gonna do let her sleep on the beach she

probably slept there before Epis if she

sleeps at all at night think she's gone

for good

no yeah was she making for East boy

really whoa not that I mind Marconi I

just don't think he's formally agreed

with her oh you'll make me tired

no with you I think you've reached an

all-time low

now listen don't you start Davy well

isn't it

time you pulled yourself together you

talking to me yes I am Oh fooling around

with a woman it's your turn of life you

ought to be ashamed of yourself

get out yeah get out okay daddy sugar

daddy

there's a mr. Pete's to see use it beeps

oh yes

show him in very good sir the person sir

good morning sir.

Norman sir you measure more sneaky puss

you broke up my home and deliberately

ruptured my family well I didn't act

with malice aforethought that makes it

worse I'm gonna take action against you

would you rather have 200 quid

meaning what sir meaning I want you to

do a little investigating for me well

I'll be very glad to sir good sit down I

want you to dig dive and fed it into the

life of Humphrey Proudfoot you'd break

up something nasty the money's yours

I'll let you off the libel otherwise

I'll get you 15 years imprisonment and

let the boys work over as well ever

drink well mr. Gilby so I'd do anything

in the world to make you happy but since

mr. Pafford got married there's been

nothing you could even put a finger on

ah there must be something somewhere

there is in everybody's life what about

before he was married oh now you're

talking gone what do you do well he had

a very serious love affair with a young

lady in the post office if obviously

obviously whether it's just outside

locks bottom but bottom

oh it's near Orpington Kent or was it

Kensington Dog now I'm a liar.

Oh Benson Kent they used to go on

cycling ships together

all the tree castle the lady's name was

mr. Proudfoot was madly in love with her

yes it was highly romantical but it had

the usual ending and they departed most

unhappy and now always on the same

anniversary

mr. Proudfoot sends a bunch of rose me

an old man's beard to the Arbus Festival

at Doc's bottom yes Rose me remembrance

an old man's beard for remorse

I know it's still on his conscience

you're sure this was before his marriage

18 months before so ah what a pity what

a pity you can say that again

what a pity mark you the young lady did

have a beautiful bouncing boy very

shortly afterwards but he liked mr.

Bradford and all he was to do you mean

I'm afraid so sir it's a boy still alive

well as far as I know sir yes and

disorder what's her name you know where

to find her I think so sir

my lost contact and I registered as

promoted to a post office in happen or

would look go and get her at once so

once a month

very good sir if you do this for me I'll

give you 300 quid even if it means

opening at the last second notes very

good sir write it down the kennels yeah

well you're gonna be very proud of your

old daddy why I'm not only gonna make.

Proudfoot give his consent he's going to

beg you to marry cherry are you gonna

manage that ha ha ha

you wait and see oh what a beautiful day

yes this know where I'd like to be right

now know where east boy yeah

so quick

no no no complaining this is Nelson

double six double six yes I want.

Eastbourne double four Oh double for

Kimberly good morning whoo mr. Bisbee

oh hello well listen honey I want you to

do something for me

if my wife turns up today tell her

Gloria was a greyhound gran

oh really Alfred but what about the

registration book oh dear look I tell

you what

just put bitch in brackets mm-hmm what

hey hey all right

goodbye bye sweet Allah.

Oh Gloria what are you doing here I

don't know who it was but he called it

my fake cross-examine I made it she told

him I had been to Eastbourne well.

Lawrence that you haven't done no but he

does

my maid got scared and told him didn't

you say that our friendship was platonic

I tried to but I couldn't remember that

word hang it I wrote it down for you

he's coming to see you when right now

he was phony for a taxi when I left tell

Nick anaemic Alfred oh they die I hope -

I thought you were nice for I wanted to

go but I persuaded I'm not - who told

you to butt in I've been ignoring sounds

guilty and proceeded to the point on her

way to the station your wife called at

my office said Luke west at the name of

that hotel at Eastbourne

she was in a state of great distress

that moved me deeply I calmed it to the

best of my ability and finally persuaded

her to overlook the hold of that

disgraceful incident on one condition

come on what's the phone little clause

that can be interpreted in five

different ways mrs. goobie now my client

insists that if these four an incident

is overlooked you will solemnly

undertake irrevocably to turn your back

on wine women and song

I don't what you're talking about I

don't like wine I can't sing and as for

women excuse me mr. Gilby I found this

woman wandering about on the top floor

she said she's a very personal friend of

yours is she I've not seen him before in

my life okay Romeo let's have it but now

I'm going to tell everything to my

husband

you once speakable hound for the sake of

decency somebody should shoot you did

you keep one down suddenly not try and

stop me

mrs. GU be realized Brandi Arne sorry

sir we're not open yet another 5 News.

I presumed guilty it is quite

unnecessary for me to advise you that I

will allow an open association between

your son and my daughter oh yes you will

I know something about you what do you

mean

ever heard of a village called opt slip

no never

it's just outside locks bottom isn't it

huh I don't know oh yes you do there was

a post of it ups there wasn't that where

you used to go and fill your fountain

pin as you lead the innocent girl behind

that counter.

Oh monstrous her name was Audrey.

Kotaku and a few months after you cycled

away smilingly twirling your mustache a

little baby boy arrived to look

disgusting like you no no yes oh yes

that's why you're not stop this wedding

big toe you see unless you give your

consent I'll tell all your colleagues in

the temple that you're an illegitimate

father your granny

oh yeah what are you doing yeah I talked

to a countess oh did you dear

what's the matter with you viewers why

to the sheet oh just business what is

the other at all

nothing your ear hello Leah no I'm all

right fight fight all right but I'll

just get along to be honest

mr. Gilby won't be a moment

before thank you not at all mrs. Kirby

isn't anywhere about is she no sir we

don't know where mrs. Gilby is you were

you don't think anything's happened do

you well I asked mr. Gilby there he said

he was no good counting our chickens

before they were hatched Oh Big Joe you

looking very happy

you'll be I've got to speak to you where

is Audrey cuttle my last report

no Katie Jarrett Norwood what to see you.

Ord on earth am I going to do don't keep

talking about doing things you've done

enough already

if my wife finds out I'm finished I am

you ever told her about your adolescent.

Wild Oats no I have not and I'd rather

you didn't express that term in the

plural Audrey was the only oat it exists

for harvest oh why didn't she get in

touch with me she might have known that

I wouldn't shut my duty how how did you

get to hear of it I have my little

contacts oh that she should turn up

after all this time oh how is it going

to end Gilby how is he going to end you

haven't told me how it started yet come

on come on tell daddy it must have been

25 years ago I believe it was on a

Thursday what are you referring to the

day I first met miss cuttle oh we don't

want be your first mentor let's start

way got to know her better she was such

a sweet little note of mr. I used to

call her jib sail well she's so revered

in trees and woods and things she knew

all the names of the birds and the

flowers she could even light a fire

without matches

sir it appears she was born for the

fields in the open air oh they shouldn't

have confined her in a post office I'll

bet he passed away a dollar or so ha ha

ha.

What did she call you I'd rather not say

come on come on no come on what did he

call you pixie

you la pa / oh why did they had that

early closing day why what happened you

take her for a walk

yes did you keep on walking no no we

stopped to gather some primroses I

remember she picked almost twice as many

as I did yes but she had a mind of what

she was doing

oh it was such a lovely day oh hang it

don't blame the weather for it

it did contribute when the Sun is high

in the blood is hot and the bees dance a

happy pan Kengo Nature herself seems to

smile on impulse and I was such a

carefree young rip in those days well

he's in sound too old-fashioned now did

your wife know that bit about the bees.

Fandango no no no I kept all that side

of me hidden from her Oh kill me you

don't know how I've suffered for 25

years I've lived with remorse or to

price to pay for the frailty of one

fleeting moment wouldn't talk like that

another butterfly do you think I should

get in touch with her or just let the

thing life hello Oh phase out of your

control you're getting in touch with you

what yeah she's calling you this

afternoon.

Oh gypsies going to tell your fortune or

you craft a cunning cared you arranged

all this every single move of it then

let me tell you something I won't give

my consent I'll fight you to the nail

pressure I may give way too but that

will never it'll get into the paper you

know imagine the headline gypsy jilted

or passion in the post-ops ooh I'd

better join the Foreign Legion

alternatively you can make two young

people happy hang it man they only want

to marry who should be the first to

smile at that word oh very well

you give your consent I've no

alternatives blended on one condition

that you help me to eliminate Audrey oh

that's easier no to deal with her.

Proudfoot don't just like me because I'm

in the Greyhound business I'm giving it

up oh thank heaven are you really I'm

gonna be a bookmaker

there's a mr. Sampson to see you see

Samson Samson Samson Gloria's husband

see what don't need him in term I'm out

he's already insisting Jim is it

what contender we private cliff you're

wishing oh no no no we don't in rough

stuff all right I'll see him in a minute

this needs diplomacy now does he look at

you

you sure have to get better without

these yes that's better but Samson won't

believe I'm you why shouldn't he never

you

mr. Sampson sir

you are mr. ghibli yes yes I suppose so

oh won't you sit down now sir hi in the

main of the world and we have give me

very good proof that you are
I take

you to a fall in love with my wife

well floor there's a very charming woman

but I'm not as young as I used to be

ain't she thinking of nothing but

dancing dancing sometime I don't know if

I'm jitterbugging or can't fight oh sit

it's the given a Jew lover you can live

there it'll be matter of a quick divorce

can't we come to some little arrangement

over my dead body

who are you if you must know I am.

Gregory Russel KCMG er PMPA ye legal

adviser to mr. Gilby a very great friend

of all the divorce court judges no no

you can't do this

give me his parents surprise that by

willingness to undertake so trivial a

case I would like to inform him that I

am learning myself for the sake of his

wife fight him apart um from Nikhil

unzip seorim say trainer Sarah

we-we've john henry samson on behalf of

my client alfred Cornelius Gill Bay from.

Iceland henceforth referred to as mr. X

I feel it my duty to inform you that I

have overheard every word was passed

between you hey I have the right to

object to his philandering with my wife

objection overruled

you have been condoning conspiring and

contenting not only have you created a

nuisance you have blatantly attempted to

hawk your conjugal rights in brief you

have completely nullified your

affidavits and I intend to take action

against you for an infringement of the

laws governing innocent misconduct have

no official saw him for something please

yeah horses because he runners and

riders at Epsom ah

sheep stealing writing on walls ringing

on doorbells running away

but I'm here ah accessory to breach a

domestic copyright fifteen years

no no no quiet you little head of a

light don't jump shit down your back in

a moment mr. Prosser if a thousand pound

would help I think I catch that I mean

if two thousand pound did we try again

no no no you've done enough already

mr. Samson if out of misguided respect

your ancient lights I agree not to press

discharge do you solemnly undertake to

leave mr. Gilby ex post effect oh yeah

and it all matters appertaining to your

wife you will behave modo prescriptive

in mystics in Athens with no change.

Exodus you go thank you may I go now you

may

good babe what have you done made eleven

turns den play of tanks all monstrous

I'll probably put my spectacles please

thank you what's gonna happen if Samsung

makes inquiries fossil may get six years

one about other way anyway

everything's working out splendidly or

meat or dairy cattle is faulty

well sharing the sitting-room Charles

very good to Dubi Dubi you've got to

help me if you swear on your oath you'll

never revoke your consent to the

marriage I swear it I do what I can

wait wait wait perhaps perhaps I'd

better see it alone first she might

forgive me if I wheedle her alright

don't you start anything if she starts

to get difficult you give me a shot

please

oh I'm cool to see mr. Gilby when you

tell him I'm here please

surely surely you're not weak at all I

certainly a.m. who are you I'm humphrey.

Proudfoot

oh well ridiculous you can't they even

well I should know oh you had changed

well sir of you you're sure you're not

your mother

pixee don't be on car this just isn't

true I I remember you was something

something quite different

really 25 years ago oh yes yes of course

aren't you going to ask me to sit down

oh yes yes I think about night I was

thinking of something else

oh don't start that all over again

please have you still got your popsicle

no no no I gave that away some time ago

the chain broke

oh how you you still have freewheeling

down those hills you did live

dangerously didn't you oh that was just

the bravado of you hye-young how the

years slip by after 40 yeah you haven't

got much hair left have you was that

true worrying about me yes yes I did

worry quite a bit yes I can see it no no

you can't I pulled it down aren't you

gonna kiss me Oh steady Audrey I I met

it now you know my wife would never

forgive me Oh what's he got to do with

her I bet you know because she did takes

a piss chips eh oh very well

just one quickly but do realise it's

gotta last you

if lost your fire it didn't use to be so

stingy oh do stop this hanky-panky

Audrey we have grown up people no yes

think something else is growing up as

well.

Oh what does one say what does one say

well hang it you might at least say

thank you have you a certificate of his

birth yes I have I thought you might

want to see it there it is in black on

white why why did you call him Willy

well that's what I kept whispering from

ourselves when you went away Willy come

back I jolly well think it's time you

did something about it

oh I'm only too anxious to do all in my

power well how much are you willing to

go to you mean money I do Oh this is

disgraceful what about your behavior

you can't fight fast and loose with a

gun and not expect to pay for it in some

way

I'm sorry pixie but this is most

unsatisfactory I still have to speak to

mrs. Proudfoot don't know a thousand

times no where is she merciful

magistrate what are you up to now did

somebody call me how are you hi mrs.

Bradford - utterly charmed to meet Jo I

found this rather embarrassing Oh

nonsense my dear nonsense as I told

Humphrey when we went to his old school

a murder to delight you to beat any of

his old mr. Says you're a very big woman

aren't you

ooh small outsized uh ah I believe they

have a 15 oh goody goody goody won't you

sit down yeah I'm free oh do me get up

at home you'll find a chair quite comfy

well that'd be all sir sir a peach site.

Charles what are you staring it I beg

your pardon miss miss madam that's

better I don't know what's the matter

with Charlie I do hope he hasn't been

taking my Benzedrine

well now who's busy mother were you

after all it's your turn all very well

do let's get it over I never touched a

pencil and you in the Civil Service will

you have a little top I use the web with

the greatest respect

pixi does your wife know about us yes

no that is I'm not at all certain thank

you ducky foxy little fellow isn't it of

course my dear I've known about it for

years

well what you gonna do about it after

all I've got Willa to think of would you

consider it divorce

no no never younggu no we couldn't do

that you see I've already condoned

hamsters let's add locks but you haven't

give me the sugar duck here what are you

doing

you seem to be enjoying this fix it I've

told you never to snap it me go and sit

down with RJ oh oh you were a very

dominating woman aren't you

I bet you wear the trousers on and off

dear off and on this is perfect don't

you think I'm entitled to a substantial

sum of money well how much do you

suggest well I'll settle the whole thing

for two hundred pounds are you are you

willing to put that in writing or Drake

yes certainly.

Oh spend it but I I'll give you the

money tomorrow morning oh very well but

in the meantime perhaps you'll let me

have that birth certificate back no no

no I'm holding on to that if you don't

object

I'll do it get object most strongly

listen I'm your wife but I still love

you Piru struggling that woman I don't

know how long have you known her for

years I mean I just met her what is her

name

right again I can't forget I know I'm

free just put yourself in my place for a

moment leave for the office suddenly I

find you back at that studying a law

book and making notes about children who

no legal parents I was only interested

why I don't know oh you must know by

unfair what do you expect me to think

what happens off you go to the office

for a second time then I find you in the

gilded bed rolling on the floor with.

Humphrey who was that woman who rushing

Humphrey Humphrey who was that woman

I'm saying who was that woman

emori

right Charles Charles I must see mr.

Gilby we're all funny for you sir it's

really urgent thank you you're welcome

you won't have to wait this is go be

with you oh no sir mrs. Gill be sleeping

in one of the spare rooms what's all the

trouble what's going on what is it

oh you is it hope you've no idea what

I've been through my wife's been

cross-examining me ever since you found

your little Audrey hey how did you know

ha ha ha you make me laugh

you're only a beginner the game can

never drink did you have trouble with

your wife nothing the trouble I had with

a man on a matter of I have a drink oh

no not for me it's too late I mean it's

too early or make your mind up what is

the time 2:25 a.m. plus three minutes

precisely are in the gray you already

know something no it's not for me

come on come on dear you good no

definitely no you know order to keep the

cold out no we're practically out of

rooms

just one more the swinging doors I don't

find the fight when you when you add

some soda please oh yeah what's the time

now I couldn't care less you'll doubt it.

I want to tell you something well I

believe I like you thank you very much

so I can you something - yes please

I like you

and don't forget muscle the number of

that birth certificate is lb four seven

six five five eight we got that yes I've

got it mr. power foot but it'll mean

leaving the office empty for some

considerable time

well what about mrs. Gorman anywhere

else are our beetle off to Somerset.

House of watts off you go then

and win me as soon as you have any news

oh hello Jerry daddy are you all right.

Oh splendid thank you dear what's mommy

doing leaving what she's packing her bag

she's going to stay down she journey Oh

impossible why Jenni's husband is a

mission ray he's going to Hollywood in

October mommy fish might go with him Oh

daddy please tell me what's been

happening the contest I leave you like

this I can only ask you both to trust me

hello sweetie I've looked up a train we

can catch shouldn't you be at the office.

Hey yes it's nearly eleven o'clock

I'm mrs. Gorman stripping cap case at

10:30 I couldn't until tomorrow we are

serious I suppose so

it's been ripping for over two years

what have you got there formulary 279

for I think we'd better have your

consent in writing before you change

your mind.

Oh buddy well it's new you spread birth

parents had to sign that form mother

absolutely refuses until daddy puts his

cards on the table Jenny I thought I

told you not to come to this yes mummy

are you going to sign your consent or

not I did I knew whether your father's

more alive croak has been influenced

Spanish to give me I am NOT that uses no

alternative not at all hey J don't

appeal for legal permission don't do

that I beg you

this is all your fault hunter powerful

if anything else the cherry I shall

never forgive you I shall leave you oh

the agony of mind and soul I'm nothing

but a psychological arm Sally what's the

matter what's the trouble

my wife's freaking TV cellies kicked

over the traces Audrey scoring here at

anymore what did I I haven't got out 200

pounds oh go and kick it oh come on come

on don't stand like a big baby

go and get it this will shake the bank

99 200 good right are we ready for.

Audrey here but Gibby what's gonna

happen if your wife walks in I'm happy

to advise you she isn't here Charles and

I have searched the fat and she's

missing

well aren't you gonna look for her not

unlikely but she may have flung herself

into the Thames sure do you automaking

parties to go to that but you turns over

the Thames is off the French coast by

now have you got with his birth

certificate yes yes yes here it is sure

how do we know there's in the phone Nick

that's just the point we don't but just

to make sure I feel young trust all this

morning gave me the full particulars of

the entry and asked him to check it at.

Somerset House huh this maybe you know

hello hello yes yes yes Russell mr.

brown foot speaking.

Oh splendid fellow it was and it wasn't

all three hearty Cheers

it did and it didn't Oh Bravo yes yes -

no no don't.

Oh magnificent frost on fossil heaven

patient my boy

goodbye heard some silly conversations

give me the bad Vaudrey cattles child

has not been registered at Somerset.

House amici the phony I'm not sure but

she may be oh if only she is we must

investigate your Audrey can you remember

anything distinctive about her

I mean before she went to seed yes one

evening in the village all adopts Li we

attended a rebel Audrey was too bad she

stood out from all the others like a

ballet dancer

suddenly perhaps because she was in love

with me Audrey surrendered herself to

the vilest abandoned

it was saying that I noticed that she

had not these that's no good if we can't

go wandering about listening for things

like that can't think of anything else

only that's used to react rather

strangely whenever I sang to her yeah

well that's just ordinary nausea what do

you sing and when I tell them how

beautiful you are

who but I couldn't stand there now

there's nothing for it I left the hole

during conversation while you

investigate her knees absolutely out of

the question if you'll just sit beside

her on the city I won't sit beside her

anywhere

well aren't you glad to introduce me

alright think about this uh this is mr.

Sampson yes that's right mr. Sampson

he's my financial adviser

yes that's like my financial adviser

it's a foul put it register does my bank

you see he pays in and I pay out

sometimes it's quite touch-and-go

have you got the money yes yes all you

might it'll purse what are you keeping

your hat on for ah that's an old coots

custom I believe I've seen your face

before oh don't say it like that I was

hanging on the wall somewhere let's sit

down yeah we it'd be nice and comfy how

is it you all right miss couple Carmel.

ROG it's a bit of a squash isn't it.

Pixies oh I'm sorry just as typically

and wait the mani ah here we are just a

taster ready money's elusive you know my

vaults are full of nothing but post-war

credits all right yes of course I am

you said something comical made me laugh

oh if it was I thought you're gonna take

off do you know something I believe

you're a funny man yeah I find you

amusing as well to me you're just a

little miss workers playtime are you

gonna give me the rest of the cash I'm

not altogether satisfied miss cuttle if

our son really does exist why was his

birth not registered at Somerset House

did you look in your favorite book

what book this secret bulk

the out of wedlock registrations are

kept in a special department you know

you have to get special permission to

look at those records did you get

special permission no miss cuttle I'll

give you a hundred pounds to let me look

at your knees what do you take me for us

well fifty pounds for people in a minute

and Mark is going to be the explanation

this time oh they were practicing the

Charleston I don't want any Felicia

marks from you if you'll excuse me y'all

go no just my dress it's no thanks to

you I'll still got one on Humphrey I'm

going to fix the police hello Caroline

oh it's no use trying to hide it any

longer that woman you saw just now is a

piece of my power set for long long

before I met you a forgotten page in the

book of my life on which I wrote

farewell to happiness now tell her about

the PostScript yes heaven and earth

forgive me she says I'm the father of

her child how old is the baby

twenty-five has she any proof which are

the father not unless she has not please

oh I didn't you knows you're talking

about I shall speak to this woman myself

oh no Caroline don't annoy her oh oh

kill me this is just the whole thing

leave him to it let's go down have a

drink no no no I'm gonna stay here and

see through to the bitter end

all right ed I'm by myself we didn't

make it a celebration just for five

quick friends we go back and see how

they're getting on

where the heck have you been I've been

shopping this happens to be real mink I

don't kid you to play the fool with me

I'll forgive me

I've spent 2,000148 pounds and what's

more I ran it Silas ate Broomfield he's

going to revive the maid of the

mountains and spermy what is one of the

mountain an actress but Jenny's mother

in law not as long as I live.

Oh lady don't go back to the stage if

your son say don't go back to the stage.

Victor

let's back up and go away somewhere do

you mean another honeymoon all right

it'll keep you away from the greasepaint

oh my don't pack my things

I might have a nervous breakdown or

something.

Oh yogi what I'm not staying here to be

cross-examined I'll give it to the

people who know what we peace if one

whisper which is no temple I'm doing

then tell me to keep silent oh oh excuse

me I went back to Somerset I also made a

much more important discovery look miss.

Walter a couple who used to live it

obviously passed away 20 years ago Oh

heaven be praised

I mean poor soul I'm sorry then this

woman is an imposter and there isn't

anybody know oh dear I better tell the

truth you certainly had while I'm Emily

peeps the sister of your divorce case

investigator

I taught him yes it was him that put me

up to it what are you talk too much

about Miss Audrey comedy conduces the

temptation so he brought me up at all

particulars and sent you know that

certificate

oh what a merciful release much better

send for the police

no no no Russell no take her along to

the office and check that story with our

brother I've seen them both a table

really fuck it's a fasting upstairs

again and this yes with shoulder square

and chins high

I'm willing to forget all about it

Humphrey after all the the real orgy was

many years ago and before we were

married but I feel so worried about

chilly she'll be all right here why when

I was a young girl pete's sake lid don't

going to that look Kelly darling our

layer six to four she's all right Oh as

it was urgent I read it sir

Caroline listen to this we are catching

the 2:30 train from Waterloo when hope

you will forgive us we are making four.

Souls play because in the book you gave

me for Christmas

ancient religions and rights it says

that if a boy and a girl walk three

times at sunset in the hay

look you oh hell look you've done you've

broken it whole thing upon don't keep

tracing older baton you done enough

damage already

hey I see what happens we press this one

oh don't press that we've got to see the

frame or something but I don't half an

hour my Sweden of being Salisbury what's

the matter don't go to Stonehenge I

would hate it sweaty right then we go

back we can sort of that.

Oh Caroline Oh

calamity

that's for being a darling I didn't

really want to go to Stonehenge um okay

persuading any sort of wedding or do

me.

Shitty oh my darling you've come through

country she's come home cherry jelly

before I you do the Welcome I long to

give you tell me one thing are you a

druid no daddy not yet oh please baby oh

my baby

comfy but heavy sake sign that form what

form Oh what I I haven't got a page will

make a mark or anything only do

something now well I

oh thank you thank you very much it was

considerate.

I doubt it anything wrong

not a thing I just wanted to see you the

weather people in Trenton I'm saying

you think the other people in Paris were

no we're just man well how could the

other they're still on their way from

church now I was just wondering which of

our fathers will dominate the earth yes

one coming through with the right one on

the rails it's charcoal 50 yards to go

nice level 25 yards and charcoals got

his head in front charcoals winning it

and at the post it's charcoal in the

winner and they had second and play by

third that's done it

charcoal the famous why did he have to

win I told you about a key to meet Chuck

repents that puts an end to this firm

who asked you shut up all of you how

much we lost it

42,000 why must I have a bunch of

nitwits around me I can't even go

anybody well miss I do everything myself

you guarantee care stop dignity it's an

office not a cafe.

Chako on it we've done a packet for

2,000 quid we're finished all our we're

not go babe

I laid all the taco vets off this

morning you did let us stir good genius

nonsense Audrey common sense it only to

let you be a good sir