All language subtitles for Waynehead s01e07 To Be Cool Or Not To Be.eng

[instrumental music]

[theme music]

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The Party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 411 for fun ?

? Hey hoo ?

? Hey hoo ?

? Hey hoo ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 411 for fun ?

? Hey hoo ?

? Hey hoo ?

? Wah wah wah wah wah ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? Yo yo yo ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? The party's just begun ?

? Waynehead Waynehead ?

? That's the 411 for fun ?

? Hey hoo ?

? Hey hoo ?

? Waynehead ?

[intense music]

[thunder rumbling]

Yo, I'm Thor, man.

And you don't want me to smack
you with my hammer.

Heel, now.

Never!

[laughing]

Huh?

[ding]

[groaning]

thud

That taught him a lesson.

[thunder rumbling]

This is not today's lesson.

Huh?

Damey. How many times have I
told you not to read

Mighty Thor comics in class?

- But--
- But nothing.

I'll see you after class,
young man.

[laughing]

Busted!

[laughs]

[bell rings]

[laughing]

bang

You like reading about Vikings.
Do you, Damey?

Mm-hmm.

I'll make a deal with you.

You start paying attention
in class

and I'll let you
work off your detention

'and learn about Vikings
at the same time.'

Really? How?

(Ms. Nattlehoff)
'You are going to be in a play about Vikings.'

[indistinct chatter]

Damey, you're gonna be
the faithful sword bearer

to our marvelous lead,
Mr. Bruce.

I hope he's a professional,
Rodney.

You know, I only work
with professionals.

Oh, oh, I'm sure young Damey
has a talent au naturale.

Hey, you can act, can't you?

Uh, I guess so.

People, people!

If we're going to knock them
dead in Central Park.

We have work to do.

Alright, ladies, hit it.

? Our prince our prodigy ?

? Our hero ?

? He's coming
he's almost brought ?

? All the members our glory
he's coming ?

? Fair maidens I'm here ?

? At last I've arrived ?

? I finally appeared ?

? Our glory ?

? Is mine ?

Whoa. This is an opera?

I'm out of here.

I'm sure your parents
would love to hear

how comic books
are more fun than school.

Where do I stand?

Right over there.

And your line is,
"Your sword, my Lord".

? My sword my boy my sword ?

? Your sword my lord ?

[sword clinking]

[operatic singing]

? Emerging so elegantly ?

? He carries himself
with refinement and style ?

? He just moves magnificently ?

So, Damey, what do you think?

I think those fat ladies don't
know what they're singing about.

- Hey.
- Kevin!

I'm gonna be a Viking
in a play at Central Park.

You know what happened to the
last kid in this neighborhood

who was into plays
and stuff like that?

What kid?

Remember that guy,
who was in my class, Travis.

You know the nasty stain
behind the deli.

That's Travis.

[thinking]
I'll just hide this stuff.

I tell everybody,
it's my lunch.

Yeah, that's it.
Some kind of foreign food.

Perfect!

[school bell rings]

[kids screaming]

(Roz)
'Yo, Waynehead.'

Dang.

We're going down to the river to
tease the bums, you're comin'?

Uh..

Well, I-I like to,
but, I got extended detention.

[growls]

Wait, wait, wait.

Extended detention?

That never happened before.

'Not even that time
when McGriff, the Crime Dog'

'came to school and Blue
took a bite out of him.'

Cool, Waynehead.

Yo, what's with your arm?

Huh?
Oh, it's caught on a thorn.

There. See?

Later, Waynehead.

[sighs]

What?

Give me that bag,
you dumb ugly mutt.

This is pathetic.

I'm getting outrun
by a three-legged dog.

Hey, wait, where are we going?

Yo, yo, yo, I told you
Waynehead's got detention.

So we're gonna go laugh
in his sorry face.

We gonna have to wait
on that laughing.

He's not in there.

Maybe they took him somewhere
to work him over.

They're probably torturing
Waynehead right now.

And selling him bit by bit
for medical experiments.

Man, we gotta find him
and rescue him.

And they're sewing him
back together

just like in Frankenstein.

[indistinct chatter]

Come on, let's get out of here.

[instrumental music]

Dress rehearsal, Central Park.

'Tomorrow morning
at ten o'clock.'

Duff up your breastplates,
my beauties.

(Marvin)
'Dang, man, it's Roz's turn.'

Chill, my brother,
she's just a girl.

'How bad can it be?'

(Roz)
Count me in, I'm coming..

thud

That's bad!

- Hey, Waynehead!
- Oh. Yo.

Where have you been, my brother?

We've been looking
all over for you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we thought you were a goner.

It-it.. Did it hurt?

'Did they take out your kidney?'

You aren't scarred much.

We figured they tortured you

and cut you up
for medical experiments.

What? Oh, yeah. Um..

They made sure
not to leave any marks.

But, uh,
it was horrible.

Don't worry, Waynehead.

I'll come up
with a plan tonight.

Then I hope you get
your revenge on 'em.

We'll do it first thing
tomorrow morning.

No! Uh, I mean, we'll have to do
it some other time.

I got to go to Central Park
tomorrow.

How come?

Ah, there's this thing
at the lake.

Thing? You mean like
"The Thing?"

Like in the movie?

Yeah, like, like, like that.

Yo, yo, yo,
you gonna see a monster?

Ah, um, no,
it's more of a sea serpent.

Hey, hey, hey, stop it.

I know exactly
what you talking about.

The Lockstep Monster
of Central Park.

The one that only comes out
once a century.

And that's tomorrow, right?

You're going to see
a man-eating monster?

I'm coming with you.

Ah, maybe you better let me
check it out alone first.

No, man, we'll all go.

And I'll bring a camera

and sell the pictures
to the National exposure.

We'll make a fortune,
my brother.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
great idea, great idea.

I'll make me a harpoon
and nail his sorry butt.

And I'll get the bank.

This is gonna be
the bomb, Waynehead, the bomb.

No, wait.

Ah!

Hey, hold it! No.

'Come back.'

Oh, dang, man, give me a break.

[instrumental music]

(Marvin)
'Hey, hey, hey, everybody.'

'Commence Operation
Thing Watch.'

'Now we gotta make sure
we all got our stuff.'

I got The Thing net.

Check.

I got The Thing camera, check.

I got the fishing pole, cash.

I mean check.

Chump,
you were supposed to bring bait.

I did, but it tasted so good,
I had to eat it.

[burps]

I, uh, I better go around
to the other side

and see if The Thing's
over there.

Yo, Waynehead,
what's in the bag?

Uh, it's, it's bait.

Um, in, in case
Toof forgot to bring any.

- Thanks, Waynehead.
- Huh?

[water splashes]

Oh!

(Marvin)
'Toof, you got something.'

Bring him in.

- Huh?
- 'Look, it's The Thing.'

Oh!

Oh! Yuck!

Yo, yo, yo,
The Thing, The Thing.

It's coming, it's coming.

Eeee-yaaa!

Aah!

[laughing]

Dang, Roz, you like
to scare us to death?

What are you doing, data girl?

Trying to flush the thing out.

But I couldn't find it.

Dang, I gotta get to rehearsal.

Hey, I've got an idea.

How about we surround The Thing?

'You know,
take him by surprise.'

'Catch him off guard.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know exactly what to do?

Yo, Toof,
you go by that big tree.

Roz, on that bridge.

Mo, behind that fat guy
over there.

And I'll go behind
that big rock.

Cool, let's move.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[panting]

Oh-ho, ah!

thud

Here I am, Mr. Holendopolois.

'Hope I'm not late.'

Tardiness seems to be
the least of your problems.

Yeah. Well, I sort of had an
accident on the way here.

Oh!

From the smell of you,
I can only assume

that it was some sort
of sewer-related mishap.

'Now take your place, my boy'

'and try
to make it somewhere downwind.'

? My sword my boy my sword ?

? Your sword my Lord ?

Whoa!

thud

Aah!

Aah!

thud

[metal clanking]

[thudding]

Dang, I wonder if this is
what they mean

when they talk about bringing
the house down.

This waiting stuff is whack.

I say we go after The Thing,
catch him with our bare hands.

Smack it around for a while,
then make a hostage of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was just
about to think of that.

Let's get Waynehead
and go do it.

Yo, Waynehead,
we outta here, let's go.

Dang, there's nothing here
but Waynehead's hat.

How come his head ain't in it?

Think about it, knucklehead.

He's gone because The Thing
grabbed him and ate him.

Hey, hey, hey, what are all
those people looking at?

(Roz)
'Maybe they're watching The Thing'

chewin' on Waynehead's
old dead remains.

Let's get over there
while there's

still some gory stuff to see.

[operatic singing]

Yo, check this, what's going on?

In five more minutes,
this thing will be over with.

Then I can get out of here
without any of my crew

knowing that I was wearing
this stupid costume.

(Roz)
'Oh, man.'

'It ain't The Thing
chewing on Waynehead.'

It's just some kind
of whickety whack play.

[gasps]
They're here, what am I gonna do?

What am I gonna do?

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

? Fair maidens I'm here ?

? At last I've arrived ?

Dang, they're still here.

We gotta do the right thing
and find Waynehead's remains

and drag his old dead cells back
and give it back to his mama.

Dang!

? My sword my boy ?

The sword.
Where's the stupid sword?

Oh, man,
what's it doing up there?

I said..

? My sword my boy ?

Oh man, keep your dang horns on.

Ah!

[bang]

Ah!

? My sword my boy my sword ?

- Ah!
- Where the heck is my sword?

snap

Bravo, bravo.

It's perfect.

[clapping]

thud

Yo, Waynehead,
where have you been, man?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we thought you was dead.

And we smelled the stink.

And we think it that The Thing
had left your old

chewed up limbs and stuff
under here.

But it was just a dead squirrel.

So where you been anyway?

Ouch!

I, um, uh..

I heard this awful noise.

I, uh..

...thought it was probably
The Thing torturing somebody.

But it was just a lousy opera.

Come on, Waynehead.

We got us a Thing
to hunt down and kill.

Oh, well, no, we don't.

Check this, I ran into this guy
and he told me

that The Thing
was here yesterday.

Yesterday?

Yeah.

Now it won't come back
for another 100 years.

Dang, and I told my granny
I'd be home by six.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

I didn't want to say anything
to embarrass you, Waynehead.

But I was pretty sure
from the start

that you were wrong
about The Thing's schedule.

Just one thing I know about me.

[gasping]

- This Monster--
- 'Marvin, look out.'

[screams]

Got you.

This is my bridge, alright
and I'm taking you hostage.

- So, it's done.
- Aah!

What are you, nuts?

Absolutely not.

I'm a troll and here is
the declaration of my power.

This is instructions
for diarrhea medicine.

All the more reason to fear me.

(Marvin)
'Aah! He got his head. over my mouth.'

Yo, step off, bum.

[indistinct chatter]

(male #1)
'Yo, what are you waiting for, man?'

That crazy wino
thinks he's a troll.

'Now all you've got to do
to fix the situation is'

'slap on the threads and lay
some Viking drive on the man.'

You know what I'm saying, bro?

I can't let my crew know
I was in that sissy play.

I'm too young to end up nothing
but a stay-behind-a-deli man.

Let me give you the 411 on that.

Oh, I'm not saying that.

You desert a friend
just to save your own skin.

You're less than a stain, man.

You're slime.

Get my meaning, sucka?

Mm-hm.

(Marvin)
'Yo, help, somebody help.'

Yo, help, somebody help.

Yo, troll, chill
or I'll have to smack you, man.

I'm one of Thor's boys.

Thor?

The God of thunder.

The guy in charge
of kicking trolls butt.

Dang straight.

You never saw me, man.

You never saw me.

Dang, Waynehead,
you in that whack play?

What's the matter with you, man?

Save your breath, Marvin.

I'm out, Blue is probably gonna
come and turn me into a stain.

I know it, I get it.
That's cool.

Yo, Waynehead,
you bugging or what?

Yeah, where you going, man?

You're the hero, knucklehead.

Yeah, you saved Marvin.

I figured you'll think I was
stupid for being in the play.

Yo-yo-yo, we think that sucks.

But you, you still cool with us.

You're not gonna throw me out?

You still wanna hang with me?

Yeah, we hang with Toof,
don't we?

And look how uncle he is.

[chuckles]
Yeah we hand with Toof and.. Huh?

(Waynehead)
Dang, you guys are great.

Hey, you wanna
come to opening night?

I can get you tickets.

(Mo Money)
Uh, no thanks.

(Marvin)
What are you, crazy?

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