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Greetings, four-wheeled friends.
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Dave, do you ever just say "hi"?
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Oh. Nay.
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Look at you guys, out for a bike ride.
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Yeah. Back in Kalamazoo, we
used to take family rides
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all the time.
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Not on Old Duck Lane, of course,
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with all the traffic.
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Well, around here, if you
see a grown man on a bike,
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his sidepiece slashed his tires.
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What's a sidepiece?
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Oh, well, it's when a guy...
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Dave!
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Gets an extra piece of chicken.
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Cool! Then next time, I'm
gonna get a sidepiece.
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Well, I don't know about you, but
I sure worked up an appetite
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for our double date tonight.
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Double date?
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Who's the unlucky couple?
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We are.
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What? Tina, I thought you and I
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were going to The Lobster Factory.
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Uh, we are, but the Johnsons
are coming with us,
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and we're not going to
The Lobster Factory.
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We're going to this hip new place
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called Sprout and Jar.
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I've been dying to try it.
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Everything's served in mason jars.
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Except for the drinks,
which come to the table
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in a communal trough.
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Come on, Tina.
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Saturday is one of my cheat days.
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I just want to go to a classy place,
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where, you know, I can put on a bib
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and suck butter off my fingers.
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I know, baby.
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That's why we didn't ask you.
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Mwah!
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Calvin, don't worry,
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Sprout and Jar has a lobster dish.
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Oh. Okay.
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It's an aerated foam
served in a balloon.
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Sounds good, doesn't it?
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To use your words:
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Nay.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
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Ooh...
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- Wow, this place is really nice.
- I know.
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Everything they serve
here is farm-to-table.
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Ooh. Well, as long as they
kill it somewhere in between,
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I'm good.
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Ooh, Calvin, check this out.
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The menus are printed on rice paper.
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When you're done ordering,
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you can eat them as an appetizer.
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I don't know.
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I-I don't want to fill up on menu.
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Hey, babe...
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didn't this used to be
Alfreeda's check-cashing place?
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Yeah, until the cops found out
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it was also Alfreeda's
drug-dealing place.
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You see? Just another example
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of gentrification taking over a
fine, locally owned business.
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Greetings.
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Thank you for the
opportunity to nourish you.
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Doesn't anybody just say "hi" anymore?
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We have a reservation under Johnson.
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Oh. We prefer not to use
the term "reservation"
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out of respect to Native Americans.
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Then how do we do this?
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We also prefer you don't
use the world "how."
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I'm sorry, we're running a bit behind.
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It's gonna be about an hour and a half.
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An hour and a half?
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How long does it take to shove
a lobster in a balloon?
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You know, that-that is a long wait.
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Maybe we should go someplace else.
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Well, I did just read about
a new soul food restaurant
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around the corner.
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Ooh, that sounds good.
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Gemma, are you cool with that?
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I mean, sure, it just took me
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six weeks to get the reserva...
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table holding.
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Calvin, what do you say?
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Oh. So I guess you think all
black people want soul food.
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N...
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N-No. I'm sorry, I didn't...
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I'm just kidding with you, man.
Hell yeah, let's go.
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You know what? I'm
just gonna grab a menu
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for a little snack on the way.
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Hey, hey, party people!
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- Yo, what's up, man?
- Hey.
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So, what's this school project
you need help on, Grover?
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Is it a report on a foreign country?
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Because if it's Madagascar,
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the capital is Antananarivo.
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Actually, I have to interview
people in my neighborhood,
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so I thought I'd do a podcast.
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Oh, your very own podcast.
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That's pretty cool, man.
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Yeah, you know, it's not as cool
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as having a pen pal in
Antananarivo, but...
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Sit down.
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The podcast is called
Gabbin' with Grover.
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My dad helped me with the theme song.
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Okay, well, let's do it, then.
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♪ Gabbin' with Grover,
Gabbin' with Grover ♪
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♪ Gabbin' our cares away ♪
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♪ Ice cream or wizards,
kickball or lizards ♪
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♪ Whatever's on his
mind today, hey, hey. ♪
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- It's catchy, it's catchy.
- It's nice, nice. Nice.
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There's three more verses.
Want to hear 'em?
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- Hell no.
- Hell no.
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Okay, then let's start.
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Hey, Mrs. Sweeney and
the rest of room 14.
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Except Spencer.
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I heard about your birthday party.
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So, I'd like to welcome
my first guests,
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Malcolm and Marty Butler.
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Hey, hey! What's up, Mrs. Sweeney?
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Uh, hello, everyone, except Spencer.
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Not cool, bro.
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Okay, let's start with you, Marty.
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All right, you got it.
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What's on your mind, little man?
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You have a really cool
job, you're super smart,
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and you dress nice.
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Thank you.
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So why don't you have a girlfriend?
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Wha... What?
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You know...
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why don't girls like you?
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Well, well, uh, w-well...
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Uh, uh, uh, answer the question, man.
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Room 14 wants to know.
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Now, this is what I'm talkin' about.
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Got pictures of our people on the wall,
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and it smells just like
my grandmama's kitchen.
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And did you hear what the waitress said
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when we walked in?
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She said, "Hi."
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Which is more than what
Calvin's bitter old grandma
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ever said to me.
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Lord rest her soul.
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Let's see.
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Cracklin' Bread. Hoppin' John.
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Ooh, hush puppies.
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I'm gonna get those.
They sound adorable.
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Mr. and Mrs. Butler!
How you folks doing?
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- Hey.
- Hey, Daryl.
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I see you finally grew into that head.
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How's your mama and them?
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Who's "Andem"?
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Oh. That's black for "er'body."
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Which is black for "everybody."
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So, does anyone have any
questions about the menu?
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I do.
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What exactly are chitterlings?
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Dave, Dave, Dave, we say
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"chitlins."
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It's boiled pig intestines.
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It's a black delicacy.
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Oh. I have trouble digesting
things that, you know...
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digest things.
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We just had vegan meat loaf
at your house last week.
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Consider this payback.
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And I had to sit...
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in that lost-and-found for over an hour
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before my mama came and got me.
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Is it any surprise that I
have abandonment issues?!
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Can we please be done
with the interview?
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I stopped asking you questions,
like, ten minutes ago.
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So, let's move on to Malcolm.
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Oh, thank God.
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All right, bring on
the questions, G-man.
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Unlike my brother, I've
had a ton of girlfriends,
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I'm emotionally stable, and
I've never lost my swimsuit
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on a waterslide.
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Yeah, I didn't lose it.
You pulled it down.
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Okay, Malcolm. You wanted to be
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a professional baseball player
before you got hurt, right?
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Uh, yeah, that's right.
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Are you that good at anything else?
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And if not, does that make you sad?
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Um...
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well, that's a complicated question.
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It's okay. Take your time.
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Looks like he yanked
your swimsuit down.
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Mm. Excuse me.
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I am smackin' so loud, I'm embarrassed.
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I'm sorry, Grandmama,
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but somebody's giving your
food a run for its money.
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I think you're looking
in the wrong direction.
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Sweetie, are you okay?
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- You're looking a little sweaty.
- Oh...
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it's the spice.
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Oh, my mouth has been numb
since that first hush puppy.
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Dave, what your white
body is reacting to
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is a thing we like to call flavor.
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This is the food
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of our people...
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Our blood, sweat and tears,
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400 years of resilience in every dish.
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Oh, Lord, he's going
into preacher mode.
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It's pride on a plate.
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Soul in a bowl.
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Hot damn in the hot sauce!
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- Hallelujah.
- Yeah, hallelujah.
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How's everyone doing here?
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I could use another glass of ice water.
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Everything was amazing, Daryl.
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I mean, this food really
takes me back, man.
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Give my compliments to the chef.
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Why don't you tell him yourself?
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Chef Mitchell!
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Someone wants to meet you.
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Thanks for coming to my restaurant.
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How are we enjoying everything?
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Ah.
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I'm guessing he looks
nothing like your grandma.
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Whenever you're ready.
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Wow. These desserts are even
better than the main course.
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Yeah, the yellow cake is great.
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Again...
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a little spicy, but...
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but great.
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Well, baby, you haven't
touched your dessert.
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You know what? You're right.
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There. I touched it.
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Oh, come on, Calvin.
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You were raving about the food
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before you found out
the chef was white.
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That's before he tricked me
into thinking it was delicious.
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Tina, this is a classic
example of appropriation:
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a white chef stealing black cuisine.
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Stealing? I wouldn't call it stealing.
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Uh, someone who's not of my culture
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cooking my culture's food?
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You don't see me making avocado toast.
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But isn't all cooking
kind of appropriation?
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I mean, I'm not Italian, but I
make spaghetti all the time.
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And I'm not Mexican, but...
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Please don't bring Taco
Tuesday into this.
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Oh, come on, Calvin. We
were having a good time.
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No, no. I-I am sick and tired
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of black culture being taken from us.
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I mean, our food,
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our music, our clothes.
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White people even tried
to take Tiger Woods
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and then tried to give him back!
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Calvin, I don't think the
chef is taking your food.
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I think he's celebrating it.
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Like how I play the
maracas on Taco Tuesday.
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Look, I don't care what you call it.
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I am done eating this chef's food.
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It's a good thing I kept a
few bites of this menu.
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♪ Gabbin' with Grover,
Gabbin' with Grover ♪
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♪ Gabbin' our cares away. ♪
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Dave, if you're writing
me another love song,
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just know
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it's gonna be tough to top last week's.
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No. I've given up on that.
264
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Nothing rhymes with Gemma.
265
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It's a real problem.
266
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Some might call it a...
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dilemma.
268
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I mean, I guess.
269
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No, I'm-I'm rerecording the
theme song to Grover's podcast.
270
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- Why?
- Well,
271
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I'm afraid that my rap version
is appropriating black culture.
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Which is a shame,
273
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because it was straight fire.
274
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I think you may be
overreacting a little.
275
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Well, maybe, but, you know,
I don't think it's up to us
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to decide what's offensive
and what's not.
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So what are you gonna do,
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just stop using things that were
invented by other cultures?
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'Cause I don't see you
giving up your nunchucks.
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I'm gonna make an exception for those.
281
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It's a matter of home security.
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I just think maybe Calvin has a point.
283
00:12:54,392 --> 00:12:56,198
Then why didn't it bother Tina?
284
00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:58,392
Well, maybe it did and she
just didn't say anything.
285
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:01,433
Really, Dave? I once saw
her tell a librarian,
286
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"No, you keep it down."
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Well,
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in the librarian's defense,
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that book was eight years overdue.
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Dave, sharing different
cultures is a good thing.
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If we all just stuck to our own
little corners of the world,
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there'd be no tolerance,
no understanding,
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no progress.
294
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Okay.
295
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I see your point.
296
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Maybe I should just keep rapping.
297
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How 'bout we ask Tina about that?
298
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Are you watching Do the Right Thing?
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I sure am.
300
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Black actors with a black director
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who made his first movie on credit.
302
00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:43,486
Now, that's black.
303
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,006
Oh, so I see.
304
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You're still worked up about
that chef being white.
305
00:13:48,153 --> 00:13:49,713
You're damn right I am.
306
00:13:49,738 --> 00:13:51,949
Why do you think I'm
eating potato chips...
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00:13:51,974 --> 00:13:53,520
Invented by a black man...
308
00:13:53,545 --> 00:13:55,229
Dipping it in peanut butter...
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00:13:55,254 --> 00:13:57,521
Also made by a black man?
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Who knew legacy could be so delicious?
311
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,453
Oh, you don't have to tell me.
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00:14:03,478 --> 00:14:05,976
I used to eat that when I
was pregnant with Marty.
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Also made by a black man.
314
00:14:09,073 --> 00:14:10,348
Look, Calvin,
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00:14:10,373 --> 00:14:11,735
you got to let this go.
316
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,097
No. I can't.
317
00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:14,417
I-I've been thinking about this.
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00:14:14,442 --> 00:14:16,023
And from now on,
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if it's not black-owned
or black-invented,
320
00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:20,061
we blackballing it.
321
00:14:20,466 --> 00:14:22,698
Calvin, baby, I respect
what you're trying to do,
322
00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:24,866
- but you got to bemore realistic.
- No.
323
00:14:24,891 --> 00:14:27,465
No, what I got to do is
remind this community
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is that what we need to be doing
is investing in ourselves.
325
00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:32,653
All right. I'm all for that.
326
00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:35,346
But you lay one hand on
my Louis Vuitton bag,
327
00:14:35,371 --> 00:14:37,109
you coming back with a nub.
328
00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:39,931
I'm serious, Tina.
329
00:14:39,956 --> 00:14:41,991
I've been up all night
thinking about this,
330
00:14:42,016 --> 00:14:43,560
and I'm not taking this laying down.
331
00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:45,228
All right. Fine. What you gonna do?
332
00:14:45,253 --> 00:14:46,582
I'm gonna take a stand.
333
00:14:46,607 --> 00:14:47,767
All right.
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00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:49,511
Right after I take a nap.
335
00:14:50,593 --> 00:14:52,718
That peanut butter giving me the itis.
336
00:14:56,011 --> 00:14:57,248
Hey, man.
337
00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:59,685
I got your text. You don't
want to go to the bar tonight?
338
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:01,257
Ah, what's the point, man?
339
00:15:01,282 --> 00:15:02,742
After gabbing with Grover,
340
00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:05,710
I can't stop thinking about
how depressing my life is.
341
00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:08,628
I'm starting to get why
Spencer didn't invite
342
00:15:08,653 --> 00:15:10,594
his little ass to his party.
343
00:15:11,592 --> 00:15:14,255
Yeah, man, that interview
really shook my confidence.
344
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,517
I haven't felt this naked
and exposed since...
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00:15:16,755 --> 00:15:18,676
since the waterslide.
346
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:22,255
Hey, man, well, at least you
have a job that you love.
347
00:15:22,390 --> 00:15:24,425
Yeah, but I can't go
on dates with my job.
348
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:28,294
My job can't give me a hug
after a long day at work.
349
00:15:28,641 --> 00:15:31,447
My job c... Oh, no. Here
come the waterworks.
350
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,203
Hey. Whoa, whoa, dude, dude.
351
00:15:33,228 --> 00:15:34,589
Marty, you don't see me crying,
352
00:15:34,614 --> 00:15:36,274
and I'm in a worse spot than you are.
353
00:15:36,299 --> 00:15:38,884
I was on track to be a pro
baseball player, man.
354
00:15:38,909 --> 00:15:40,680
Now I'm just a security guard.
355
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:43,023
Yeah, but think about it like this:
356
00:15:43,048 --> 00:15:45,972
most baseball players' careers
are over by the time they're 30.
357
00:15:45,997 --> 00:15:48,550
You could be a security guard
for the rest of your life, man.
358
00:15:51,404 --> 00:15:53,540
You are lucky I'm too
depressed to punch you.
359
00:15:53,565 --> 00:15:55,187
Look, look.
360
00:15:55,444 --> 00:15:57,280
Malcolm, I know it's
not your dream job,
361
00:15:57,305 --> 00:15:59,150
but that doesn't mean
you won't find it.
362
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:01,077
It's just... it's just a matter of time
363
00:16:01,111 --> 00:16:02,646
before things turn around.
364
00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:04,281
Yeah, I guess you're right, man.
365
00:16:04,314 --> 00:16:06,550
And don't worry. You're
gonna find somebody.
366
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:09,053
The world is full of girls, man.
367
00:16:09,086 --> 00:16:10,707
One of 'em's got to like you.
368
00:16:12,718 --> 00:16:13,995
You think she's cute?
369
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,167
Oh, yeah.
370
00:16:15,192 --> 00:16:16,595
You know, in a nerdy,
371
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,490
comic book-loving, - Ooh.
372
00:16:18,515 --> 00:16:21,165
Headgear-wearing type of way.
373
00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:23,417
Yeah, she sounds hot.
374
00:16:25,878 --> 00:16:27,330
You know what, man?
375
00:16:27,355 --> 00:16:28,642
We should go to that bar.
376
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,546
Yeah. Maybe my dream girl is there.
377
00:16:30,571 --> 00:16:33,548
Actually, my gut's telling
me she don't get out much.
378
00:16:37,442 --> 00:16:38,948
Hey. Lewis.
379
00:16:38,973 --> 00:16:40,713
I heard you're about
to be a grandfather.
380
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,170
That's great.
381
00:16:42,206 --> 00:16:44,039
Chef's white.
382
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,166
Mable?
383
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,752
I ain't seen you in a hot minute.
384
00:16:52,777 --> 00:16:54,116
Have you lost weight?
385
00:16:54,141 --> 00:16:55,968
Chef's white.
386
00:16:58,546 --> 00:17:00,015
Calvin?
387
00:17:00,543 --> 00:17:02,004
What are you doing here?
388
00:17:02,204 --> 00:17:03,668
I'm letting these people know
389
00:17:03,693 --> 00:17:05,397
before they spend their black dollar
390
00:17:05,422 --> 00:17:07,543
that the chef's white.
391
00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:09,756
Really?
392
00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:11,675
Sabotaging this restaurant?
393
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,100
I can't believe you.
394
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,689
I can't believe you either.
395
00:17:14,714 --> 00:17:16,568
Anyone who cared about me
396
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,651
would not support this
business or eat this food.
397
00:17:19,676 --> 00:17:22,277
All right, Gemma, I'm ready
to get my grub on...
398
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,713
Tina? You, too?
399
00:17:25,738 --> 00:17:27,236
I told you, Calvin.
400
00:17:27,261 --> 00:17:28,972
This is your fight, not mine.
401
00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:30,721
You know what, I can't believe you two.
402
00:17:30,746 --> 00:17:32,944
I guess Dave is the only
person I can count on.
403
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,971
- Well, I gotmy antacids and...
- Oh.
404
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,117
Am I the only one who cares
what's happening around here?
405
00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:42,307
I mean,
406
00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:44,424
apparently, if the food is good enough,
407
00:17:44,485 --> 00:17:46,877
you don't care if our culture's stolen.
408
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,731
You know what,
409
00:17:49,054 --> 00:17:51,172
Calvin makes a good point.
410
00:17:51,197 --> 00:17:52,812
It's not stolen.
411
00:17:52,837 --> 00:17:54,972
I read that the chef's from Louisiana.
412
00:17:54,997 --> 00:17:57,077
His recipes go back three generations.
413
00:17:58,817 --> 00:18:00,671
Can't argue with that.
414
00:18:01,821 --> 00:18:03,857
I don't care where he's from.
415
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,506
He's just another white dude
416
00:18:05,531 --> 00:18:08,300
moving into our community,
trying to be down.
417
00:18:08,659 --> 00:18:12,005
Doesn't get more wack than that.
418
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,947
Look, Calvin, we hear you,
419
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,267
but what are we supposed to do,
420
00:18:19,292 --> 00:18:20,978
stop going to white-owned businesses?
421
00:18:21,003 --> 00:18:24,277
Oh. Now, I don't have anything
against white businesses.
422
00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:26,103
They take things back
without a receipt.
423
00:18:26,128 --> 00:18:28,732
- So...
- Oh.
424
00:18:29,744 --> 00:18:32,031
So if you're not opposed
to white businesses,
425
00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:33,558
then what's the problem?
426
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:34,915
The problem is
427
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:38,020
is that other people are
profiting off our culture,
428
00:18:38,045 --> 00:18:39,750
when it should be us.
429
00:18:39,775 --> 00:18:41,406
Fine. I don't see it that way.
430
00:18:41,431 --> 00:18:43,186
But for the sake of our friendship,
431
00:18:43,211 --> 00:18:46,534
I'm willing to give up delicious
ham hocks and pigs' feet.
432
00:18:46,839 --> 00:18:48,526
Hey! Two nights in a row.
433
00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:50,105
I'm glad our food's
got you coming back.
434
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,910
Yeah, well, sorry, Daryl. We're
actually on our way out.
435
00:18:52,935 --> 00:18:55,072
Now, h-hold on, hold on.
436
00:18:55,097 --> 00:18:57,067
Can I ask you a question?
437
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,440
- Do you like working here?
- Yeah.
438
00:18:59,465 --> 00:19:00,867
- Hmm.
- Well, wouldn't you rather
439
00:19:00,892 --> 00:19:02,827
be working for a black chef?
440
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:05,603
That would be cool, but
Chef Mitchell's dope.
441
00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:06,808
He's teaching me a lot.
442
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:09,738
What can he teach you about soul
food that your grandmama can't?
443
00:19:09,763 --> 00:19:11,573
It's not just about the food.
444
00:19:11,598 --> 00:19:13,701
You know, he's also teaching
me about the business.
445
00:19:13,726 --> 00:19:15,020
You never know, Mr. Butler.
446
00:19:15,075 --> 00:19:17,441
Someday, you could be
rolling up in my place.
447
00:19:18,176 --> 00:19:20,102
Mm.
448
00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:21,987
You hear that, Calvin?
449
00:19:22,012 --> 00:19:23,617
Yeah, I heard it.
450
00:19:26,455 --> 00:19:28,226
Well, it sounds to me like this place
451
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,169
is giving our people
pretty good opportunities.
452
00:19:31,194 --> 00:19:32,596
And the food is legit.
453
00:19:32,621 --> 00:19:34,591
- I-I said I heard it.
- Okay.
454
00:19:34,616 --> 00:19:35,983
Okay.
455
00:19:37,154 --> 00:19:38,599
What do you say, Calvin?
456
00:19:38,624 --> 00:19:39,825
It's your call.
457
00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:41,153
Well,
458
00:19:41,178 --> 00:19:43,229
I did work up a pretty big appetite
459
00:19:43,254 --> 00:19:45,299
trying to shut this place down.
460
00:19:45,854 --> 00:19:47,942
Okay. We'll take a table for four.
461
00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:49,178
Great. You can follow me.
462
00:19:49,203 --> 00:19:50,884
Thank you.
463
00:19:50,909 --> 00:19:52,425
Hey, uh, Calvin, since...
464
00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:54,951
I paid last time, tonight's on you?
465
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:58,178
Well, I mean, chef's
white, you're white.
466
00:19:58,203 --> 00:20:00,597
Let's just keep that going. Yeah.
467
00:20:07,521 --> 00:20:10,114
Thanks for letting me
interview you, Mr. Calvin.
468
00:20:10,139 --> 00:20:12,108
Oh, you got it, little man.
469
00:20:12,142 --> 00:20:15,637
What I don't understand is
why you two want to be here.
470
00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:20,527
Oh. We just want to watch
you do your thing, Pop.
471
00:20:21,374 --> 00:20:23,498
Yeah, Dad. You know, we
just want to soak up
472
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,637
some of that fatherly wisdom.
473
00:20:27,254 --> 00:20:29,793
I am quite wise, aren't I?
474
00:20:31,927 --> 00:20:33,963
All right, Grover. Fire away.
475
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,740
Okay, first question.
476
00:20:36,906 --> 00:20:40,179
You're funny and cool and
everyone looks up to you.
477
00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:42,024
Yeah, and...?
478
00:20:42,222 --> 00:20:45,234
Why didn't Malcolm and
Marty get any of that?
479
00:20:48,173 --> 00:20:50,318
How much time you got?
480
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:59,556
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