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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,099 I don't know where she is, Robbie. 2 00:00:09,100 --> 00:00:09,340 If I knew where she was, I don't know where she is, Robbie. 3 00:00:09,341 --> 00:00:12,291 If I knew where she was, I wouldn't be calling you, would I? 4 00:00:21,340 --> 00:00:23,339 Yeah, of course I checked the shops. 5 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:23,580 Mum's at the shops every day. That's what old people do. Yeah, of course I checked the shops. 6 00:00:23,581 --> 00:00:26,179 Mum's at the shops every day. That's what old people do. 7 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:28,420 They go to the shops. She's not there. 8 00:00:28,421 --> 00:00:32,059 Why don't YOU drive around the streets looking for her, Robbie? 9 00:00:32,060 --> 00:00:32,299 Why don't YOU drive around I have to stay at home. 10 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:33,060 I have to stay at home. 11 00:00:33,061 --> 00:00:35,700 I'm... busy. 12 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:39,259 Don't worry. 13 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:40,859 She's here. 14 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:42,860 Thank you, darling. 15 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:49,899 Well? He was an engineer back home. 16 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:50,139 Now he has to Well? He was an engineer back home. 17 00:00:50,140 --> 00:00:51,060 Now he has to 18 00:00:51,061 --> 00:00:53,499 drive people like me around. 19 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:54,739 Honestly, Arthur, 20 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:54,980 Honestly, Arthur, sometimes this country makes me sick. 21 00:00:54,981 --> 00:00:58,219 sometimes this country makes me sick. 22 00:00:58,220 --> 00:00:59,779 sometimes this country makes me sick. 23 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:01,739 We said no more fires, Mum. 24 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:02,779 What do you call that? 25 00:01:02,780 --> 00:01:04,579 A rideshare. 26 00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:04,780 A rideshare. No... I mean, where have you... 27 00:01:04,781 --> 00:01:06,659 No... I mean, where have you... 28 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:08,299 Wait. Who paid for the rideshare? 29 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:08,500 Wait. Who paid for the rideshare? Oh! You don't pay for rideshares. 30 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:10,939 Oh! You don't pay for rideshares. 31 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:13,339 You just get in and get out. 32 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:15,179 Yeah, YOU don't pay for rideshares 33 00:01:15,180 --> 00:01:18,099 because YOU don't want to seem to use your phone ever. 34 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:21,499 But someone pays for rideshares, every time. 35 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:22,539 What is all this stuff? 36 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:25,179 Is that a falafel? 37 00:01:25,180 --> 00:01:27,099 For the rideshare. 38 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:28,819 And keep the change. 39 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:29,979 $2.70? 40 00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:30,220 Mum, you can't buy a Mars bar $2.70? 41 00:01:30,221 --> 00:01:32,779 Mum, you can't buy a Mars bar for $2.70 these days, let alone 42 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:36,459 get escorted around town in a luxury vehicle. 43 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:36,700 get escorted around town Why are your hands so oily? 44 00:01:36,701 --> 00:01:38,099 Why are your hands so oily? 45 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,339 They're not. 46 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:42,739 Coconut oil. 47 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:44,979 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 48 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:47,699 An orgy for one, I suppose. 49 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,299 OK, no. I was not doing that. 50 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:52,059 Let me guess - an article. 51 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:55,179 Eight Orgasmic Creams to Cook With. 52 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:56,699 No! Stop! 53 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,499 It's nothing like that, OK? It's for my hair. 54 00:01:59,500 --> 00:01:59,740 It's nothing like that, OK? It's looking very thin. 55 00:01:59,741 --> 00:02:01,979 It's looking very thin. 56 00:02:01,980 --> 00:02:05,059 Apparently, coconut oil gives it some oomph. 57 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:07,059 Oh, how pathetic! 58 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,579 To think I spent nine months 59 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:13,859 building this beautiful face with my own uterus 60 00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:14,100 building this beautiful face and you're worried about hair oomph. 61 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:16,779 and you're worried about hair oomph. 62 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:18,339 Yeah, well. 63 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:19,699 It's for an article. 64 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:22,339 And a date. 65 00:02:22,340 --> 00:02:24,819 With a girl. Yes! 66 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:28,539 At last, some alone time for Mama B. 67 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:28,780 Oh. Maybe you should At last, some alone time for Mama B. 68 00:02:28,781 --> 00:02:31,859 Oh. Maybe you should leave your coconut oil out. 69 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:32,099 Oh. Maybe you should Gross! 70 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:32,859 Gross! 71 00:02:32,860 --> 00:02:33,060 So how did you find a date? Gross! 72 00:02:33,061 --> 00:02:35,579 So how did you find a date? 73 00:02:35,580 --> 00:02:38,139 It's called a phone, Mum. 74 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:38,380 It's called a phone, Mum. Swipe left, swipe right, type 'Ha-ha-ha' too much, 75 00:02:38,381 --> 00:02:40,659 Swipe left, swipe right, type 'Ha-ha-ha' too much, 76 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:41,779 never hear from them again. 77 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:43,339 It's a whole thing. 78 00:02:43,340 --> 00:02:47,099 Hey, you should date that new girl down at the greengrocer's. 79 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:47,340 Hey, you should date that new girl Her family genes are incredible! 80 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:51,019 Her family genes are incredible! 81 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:54,099 And if forcing you into an arranged marriage 82 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:55,619 will help you eat more fruit and veg, 83 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:55,860 will help you eat well, so be it. 84 00:02:55,861 --> 00:02:57,579 well, so be it. 85 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:07,499 What are you smiling at? 86 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,979 Oh, it's just a photo from my... 87 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:11,299 ..date. 88 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,939 Ooh! Show me! Oh... Oh! Oh, no! Mum! 89 00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:15,619 Mum, you don't want to see that. Hey, no, no, no, no! 90 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:18,019 Mum! I'm your mother. I'm your mother. 91 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:20,379 Oh, God. 92 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:22,459 Tell her she should see a doctor. 93 00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:24,979 That area around the piercing, 94 00:03:24,980 --> 00:03:26,659 it's inflamed. 95 00:03:26,660 --> 00:03:29,060 Oh! Give me that! 96 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:41,979 Alright. I am off. 97 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:43,699 Please don't wait up again. 98 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:46,500 Here. Just in case. 99 00:03:46,561 --> 00:03:49,299 Mum, where did you get this? 100 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:51,259 This condom's from 1985. 101 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:52,260 Yeah, well. 102 00:03:52,261 --> 00:03:56,019 Your father and I got carried away before we had time to use it. 103 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:56,260 Your father and I got carried away But look! Here you are. 104 00:03:56,261 --> 00:03:58,379 But look! Here you are. 105 00:03:58,380 --> 00:03:59,579 You saying I'm an accident? 106 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:03,179 Yes, and the very best accident. 107 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:05,619 What are your plans for tonight? 108 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:06,739 Um... 109 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:09,499 ..we are meeting at the station 110 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,619 and then... 111 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:12,659 ..going to Al-Yasa's. 112 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,059 No, you're not. 113 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:16,699 Come on, Mum! 114 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:16,940 Just because Come on, Mum! 115 00:04:16,941 --> 00:04:18,059 Just because Dad had beef with Al-Yasa 116 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:20,299 doesn't mean I can't enjoy Al-Yasa's beef. 117 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,819 Your father would be spinning in his grave. 118 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:24,539 Just like the delicious skewers at Al-Yasa's. 119 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:24,780 Just like the delicious skewers Why don't you go to Kenneth's? 120 00:04:24,781 --> 00:04:26,379 Why don't you go to Kenneth's? 121 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:27,899 I could book you a table! 122 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,379 You don't need to book me a table, Mum, 123 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:29,620 You don't need because nobody's ever at Kenneth's. 124 00:04:29,621 --> 00:04:31,139 because nobody's ever at Kenneth's. 125 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:33,619 Please! My date says she loves food. 126 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:35,819 I want to show her the best this suburb has to offer, 127 00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:36,979 not some grumpy man 128 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:39,859 who wants to take his own menu photos with an old Nokia 129 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:42,179 and thinks that tissues are a suitable substitute for napkins. 130 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:42,419 and thinks that tissues are Alright, then. 131 00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:43,220 Alright, then. 132 00:04:43,221 --> 00:04:47,659 If you want to submerge your father's legacy, so be it. 133 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:49,899 You do... you do mean 'besmirch', right? Is that... 134 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:52,139 Oh, you know what I mean. 135 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:53,819 Shh! 136 00:04:54,821 --> 00:04:57,059 I think we're being burgled. 137 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:57,300 I bet it's those kids who beat you up at the railway station. I think we're being burgled. 138 00:04:57,301 --> 00:04:59,939 I bet it's those kids who beat you up at the railway station. 139 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:00,220 I bet it's those kids who beat you up at the railway station. It's Robbie, Mum. What? 140 00:05:00,221 --> 00:05:01,579 It's Robbie, Mum. What? 141 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:01,820 It's Robbie, Mum. She's here to hang out. 142 00:05:01,821 --> 00:05:03,059 She's here to hang out. 143 00:05:03,060 --> 00:05:04,739 And those kids that beat me up at the train station, 144 00:05:04,740 --> 00:05:04,980 And those kids that beat me up they're, like, 36 years old now. 145 00:05:04,981 --> 00:05:06,779 they're, like, 36 years old now. 146 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:08,139 They've got teenage kids. 147 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:10,619 I see them on Facebook all the time. We're friends. 148 00:05:10,620 --> 00:05:12,499 What is Robbie doing here? 149 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,739 I don't need a babysitter. 150 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:18,179 You did go missing for three hours yesterday, Mum. 151 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:19,420 Oh! 152 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:27,459 - Oh! - Oh! 153 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,499 Mum! Robbie! My princess. 154 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,299 Mwah! Mwah, mwah, mwah! 155 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:34,659 Oh, I just love it when we're all under the same roof. 156 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:34,900 Oh, I just love it Oh. 157 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:36,019 Oh. 158 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:38,859 He's going to Al-Yasa's. 159 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:41,059 - Are you kidding me? - Baby bro, how could you? 160 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:41,300 Are you kidding me? He's trying to impress a girl. 161 00:05:41,301 --> 00:05:43,539 He's trying to impress a girl. 162 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:44,819 Dad would be mortified. 163 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:46,579 Blood is thicker than booty. 164 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:48,979 That's what I said. 165 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:52,059 Bring me back half a chicken with the garlic sauce. 166 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:52,300 Bring me back half a chicken Mum! I got you something. 167 00:05:52,301 --> 00:05:53,379 Mum! I got you something. 168 00:05:53,380 --> 00:05:54,619 Ooh! 169 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,459 When I saw it, I just couldn't resist. 170 00:05:56,460 --> 00:05:56,700 When I saw it, I thought of you. 171 00:05:56,701 --> 00:05:58,059 I thought of you. 172 00:05:58,060 --> 00:06:01,099 Oh, my! Oh, it's leather. 173 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:04,059 Ooh! Do I need a safe word? 174 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:04,300 Why don't you try it on Ooh! Do I need a safe word? 175 00:06:04,301 --> 00:06:06,099 Why don't you try it on with those gold earrings 176 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:06,340 Why don't you try it on that you wore to my wedding? 177 00:06:06,341 --> 00:06:07,379 that you wore to my wedding? 178 00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:09,780 Yes! Good idea. 179 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:12,619 Quick, give me your phone. 180 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:15,619 Oh. Have you run out of credit? 181 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:18,419 I've given Mum a dog collar, and I need to set up the app. 182 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,939 Sorry, did you just say you gave our mother a dog collar 183 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:22,739 to wear on her person? 184 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:24,659 A GPS-tracking dog collar, Artie. 185 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:24,900 You can set up geofences, alerts, A GPS-tracking dog collar, Artie. 186 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:27,299 You can set up geofences, alerts, time activations, 187 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:29,650 and it's waterproof, so you can hose them down. 188 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:32,619 Uh, have a shower with it. 189 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:33,899 Etc. 190 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:34,140 Well, are you gonna tell her Etc. 191 00:06:34,141 --> 00:06:35,979 Well, are you gonna tell her that we're doing it? 192 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:36,220 Well, are you gonna tell her Mum? 193 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:37,299 Mum? 194 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,859 What are you doing in there? 195 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:40,339 I'm talking to Nunya. 196 00:06:40,340 --> 00:06:41,619 Who's Nunya? 197 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:44,419 Nunya friggin' business! 198 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:45,899 Go on, then. 199 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,740 You tell her what it is. 200 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:51,739 So, what are you doing that's so important, you can't look after Mum? 201 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:53,979 I thought Liz was taking the kids to the football. 202 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:57,219 She is, and I have a consultation. 203 00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:58,539 On a Saturday night? 204 00:06:58,540 --> 00:06:59,979 With who? 205 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:01,980 With Nunya. 206 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,099 Oh! So cute. 207 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:20,019 Oh. 208 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:20,260 Oh. Rose? 209 00:07:20,261 --> 00:07:21,579 Rose? 210 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,259 Yeah, yeah. 211 00:07:23,260 --> 00:07:24,020 Sorry I'm late. 212 00:07:24,021 --> 00:07:25,579 Um, I just had to spritz my nose 213 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:29,019 'cause I got, like, infected piercing and shit. 214 00:07:29,020 --> 00:07:30,020 'cause I got, like, 215 00:07:30,021 --> 00:07:32,219 Yeah, no. I mean, I wouldn't have noticed. 216 00:07:33,021 --> 00:07:36,419 Um... so who's your furry little... little friend? 217 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:36,660 Um... so who's your furry little... Oh, um... 218 00:07:36,661 --> 00:07:38,059 Oh, um... 219 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:39,419 ..Maggie? 220 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:40,419 Yeah. 221 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:40,660 Um, me and my sister Yeah. 222 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,939 Um, me and my sister bought her a new toy today, so... 223 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:46,379 Oh! Well, you do anything to keep them happy. 224 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:46,620 Oh! Well, you do anything Oh, you really do. 225 00:07:46,621 --> 00:07:48,099 Oh, you really do. 226 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:50,579 You really do. 227 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:53,530 So, um, where's this restaurant you were bragging about? 228 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:57,019 ..scored 26 metres out 229 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:57,259 from the Cronulla-Sutherland line. 230 00:07:57,260 --> 00:07:58,260 from the Cronulla-Sutherland line. 231 00:07:58,261 --> 00:08:02,019 Bulldogs were down 12-2 after the first 18 minutes, but... 232 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:05,339 So I still don't understand why 233 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:08,939 there's, like, all those people over there, at Al-Yasa's, 234 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:12,059 when we're the only two here, you know? 235 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:12,299 when we're the only two here, Yeah. 236 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:13,060 Yeah. 237 00:08:13,061 --> 00:08:17,019 I mean, I kinda feel like Al-Yasa chips are TOO crunchy 238 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:17,260 I mean, I kinda feel like and spiced with guilt. 239 00:08:17,261 --> 00:08:20,019 and spiced with guilt. 240 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:20,260 Kenneth's is the real beating heart and spiced with guilt. 241 00:08:20,261 --> 00:08:24,259 Kenneth's is the real beating heart of the neighbourhood. 242 00:08:24,260 --> 00:08:24,500 Kenneth's is the real beating heart KENNETH: Oh, you bloody Roosters! 243 00:08:24,501 --> 00:08:26,739 Oh, you bloody Roosters! 244 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,019 Headless chooks! 245 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:30,899 I ought to shove a rotisserie up your bum! 246 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:32,340 I ought to shove a rotisserie 247 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,019 So, um... 248 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:38,219 ..I would ask you what you did for a living, but I have to admit, 249 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:38,460 ..I would ask you what you did I already did some light stalking. 250 00:08:38,461 --> 00:08:39,939 I already did some light stalking. 251 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:41,099 Ah. Uh-oh. 252 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,259 No, I didn't find anything... 253 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:43,500 ..weird or wrong No, I didn't find anything... 254 00:08:43,501 --> 00:08:45,019 ..weird or wrong or anything like that. 255 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:47,819 No, no, no. Uh-oh, your... your nose is bleeding there. 256 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:48,979 Oh. Oh. Yeah. 257 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:51,499 Oh. Oh, my God. I think you need a napkin or... 258 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:54,139 Uh, yeah. Just... Oh, I'll... I... I'll get a tissue. 259 00:08:54,140 --> 00:08:54,940 It's the piercing. 260 00:08:54,941 --> 00:08:55,991 - Oh! - Oh. 261 00:08:57,660 --> 00:08:59,619 Oh. I'll just... Yeah. 262 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:02,819 There you go. Here. I'll... Thanks. No. I'll just do it. 263 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:03,870 Yep. 264 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:11,139 Um... 265 00:09:11,140 --> 00:09:14,939 ..do you know, there is actually a very cool place 266 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:16,059 that we could go to after this? 267 00:09:16,060 --> 00:09:17,179 Oh. Yeah. 268 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:20,299 I have a really early start tomorrow, so I just think 269 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:20,540 I have a really early start this is the only... 270 00:09:20,541 --> 00:09:22,019 this is the only... 271 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,979 You see what he's done now, Arthur? 272 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:27,739 Offering everyone in the queue water. 273 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:27,980 Offering everyone in the queue And where do the cups go? 274 00:09:27,981 --> 00:09:29,979 And where do the cups go? 275 00:09:29,980 --> 00:09:32,939 In my bloody bin, that's where. 276 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:37,179 I promise you, one day, that man is going to enter the gates of hell 277 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:37,420 I promise you, one day, that man is and not need any introduction. 278 00:09:37,421 --> 00:09:39,860 and not need any introduction. 279 00:09:41,820 --> 00:09:45,019 Been my bin for a long, long time. 280 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,939 Wow. 281 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:52,660 So, whatever THAT tea was, you'd better spill it. 282 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:54,700 Really? 283 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,539 Buckle in. 284 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:00,539 ? Dreamy-eyed memories 285 00:10:00,540 --> 00:10:02,140 ? Out on the town 286 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,340 ? Go 287 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:10,419 ? Hey, woman... ? 288 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:16,099 ? You were once a girl... ? Ah! 289 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:16,340 ? You were once a girl... ? ? Do you remember... ? 290 00:10:16,341 --> 00:10:18,379 ? Do you remember... ? 291 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:19,380 Oh! 292 00:10:19,381 --> 00:10:22,299 ? How the way your moves 293 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:23,979 ? Could shake the world 294 00:10:23,980 --> 00:10:26,539 ? And set you free 295 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:29,659 ? Like a bird 296 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:32,299 ? Off into the night... ? 297 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:33,540 ? And let the good times 298 00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:37,820 ? And let the good times ring on through 299 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,859 ? Let 'em ring... ? 300 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:42,100 And... and Arthur's mother 301 00:10:42,101 --> 00:10:43,739 And... and Arthur's mother 302 00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:43,980 is ducking and weaving And... and Arthur's mother 303 00:10:43,981 --> 00:10:46,019 is ducking and weaving through the crowd. 304 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,339 And she's got no top on. 305 00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:50,139 Oh, Kenneth! 306 00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:51,739 And these two old coppers are chasing after her, 307 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:51,980 And these two old coppers and she's yelling out, 308 00:10:51,981 --> 00:10:53,099 and she's yelling out, 309 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:53,340 "Drop acid, not bombs! and she's yelling out, 310 00:10:53,341 --> 00:10:56,499 "Drop acid, not bombs! Drop acid, not bombs!" 311 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,500 "Drop acid, not bombs! 312 00:10:57,501 --> 00:10:58,859 I really don't know why you're telling me 313 00:10:58,860 --> 00:11:01,379 all these stories about my family, Kenneth, honestly. 314 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:03,339 Well, she sounds like quite the character. 315 00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:04,659 I'll tell you what. 316 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:07,939 I tried to win her heart many times. 317 00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:11,059 But she only had eyes for your father. 318 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:14,739 I could have been your father. Oh, no, Kenneth, no! 319 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:17,260 Oh, "Drop acid, not bombs!" 320 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:23,619 Uh, so your dad's restaurant is around here? 321 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:23,860 Uh, so your dad's restaurant Yeah. Couple of doors up. 322 00:11:23,861 --> 00:11:26,780 Yeah. Couple of doors up. 323 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:29,379 Well, should we go? 324 00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:45,939 I, uh... I genuinely hope he's not my dad, to be honest. 325 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:48,019 That would be... 326 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:48,260 Well... 327 00:11:48,261 --> 00:11:49,779 Well... 328 00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:50,819 ..this is it. 329 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:53,819 Leo's African Feel Good Restaurant. 330 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:55,219 Wow. 331 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:56,259 Wait. 332 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:58,779 Wow. The "For lease" sign is gone. 333 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:01,379 Oh, my God! Mum is gonna freak. 334 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:05,899 Why? Is she emotionally attached to that particular sign or... 335 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,419 No, she just... 336 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:10,059 ..always wanted me to take this restaurant over, and... 337 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:12,579 ..I just like sleeping too much, you know? 338 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:13,619 And... 339 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:13,860 And... ..she never wanted to move on. 340 00:12:13,861 --> 00:12:15,819 ..she never wanted to move on. 341 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,660 Now she has to. 342 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:21,819 Just, um... 343 00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:22,060 ..you've got, like, Just, um... 344 00:12:22,061 --> 00:12:24,659 ..you've got, like, dust on your nose. 345 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,180 I'll just... I can just... Right. 346 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:45,899 Um... 347 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:48,460 ..so my early start's... 348 00:12:48,731 --> 00:12:50,780 ..not on anymore. 349 00:12:50,781 --> 00:12:51,859 Oh. Right. 350 00:12:51,860 --> 00:12:52,099 ..if you wanted Oh. Right. 351 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,100 ..if you wanted to go do something... 352 00:12:53,101 --> 00:12:55,619 Mmm. ..afterwards. 353 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:55,860 Mmm. Or do you have to check on Maggie? 354 00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:57,481 Or do you have to check on Maggie? 355 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,659 Um... 356 00:12:59,660 --> 00:12:59,900 ..I am pretty sure Um... 357 00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:02,219 ..I am pretty sure Maggie is fast asleep. 358 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:03,819 Oh, my God. She's on the M7. 359 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:06,019 Your dog's on the M7? Oh, my God! 360 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:09,099 No, my mum! My mum is on the M7! I thought Maggie was your dog! 361 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:12,739 No... I never said dog. I never said that word. 362 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:14,979 Oh, I literally said "your furry little friend". 363 00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:16,499 Which is technically true. Oh, my God. 364 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,179 Oh, my God. So many alarm bells are going off in my head right now. 365 00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:23,259 Does your mum know that you're tracking her? 366 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:23,500 Does your mum know Does your mum know, 367 00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:24,539 Does your mum know, 368 00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:26,139 that you're tracking her? 369 00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:30,499 I'm serious. His mum. His mother. 370 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,699 Oh, hold up. Yeah. 371 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,259 Is this legit? Yep. 372 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,099 - And a dog collar. - A dog collar?! 373 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,259 - I know. - Oh, my God! 374 00:13:36,260 --> 00:13:36,500 I know. I know. What's wrong with me? 375 00:13:36,501 --> 00:13:37,739 I know. What's wrong with me? 376 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:39,379 - And then he lost her. - Oh, my God. 377 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:39,619 And then he lost her. Uh-huh. 378 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,379 Uh-huh. 379 00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:40,620 Uh-huh. 380 00:13:40,621 --> 00:13:41,659 Where do you find these freaks? 381 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:43,259 I know. It sucks. 382 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:45,179 'Cause I just totally would have slept with him as well. 383 00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:46,620 Wait. 384 00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:49,299 You would have... with me? 385 00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:50,579 Shh! I'm talking! 386 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,379 Wait. Is that him? 387 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:53,739 It's... it's a right up here. 388 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:56,059 - Yeah, that's him. - Oh, my God. It's him. 389 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,300 I know. He's still here. 390 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,459 Maggie! Maggie! 391 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:15,939 You just missed Arthur. 392 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:18,339 Oh! Falafels! 393 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:19,220 Thank you. 394 00:14:19,221 --> 00:14:22,259 And, hey. I didn't just miss Arthur. 395 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:24,419 Arthur just missed me. 396 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:26,900 Ah! Ah! 397 00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:31,339 Thanks. Hey. 398 00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:33,379 Why don't you join us for a bit, beautiful? 399 00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:33,620 Why don't you join us for a bit, Ah! 400 00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:35,019 Ah! 401 00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:38,259 In your dreams, Kenneth! 402 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:40,260 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 403 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:46,619 I think this is the house. 404 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,100 OK. 405 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,500 OK. Thank you. 406 00:14:57,171 --> 00:14:59,220 Hey, look. 407 00:14:59,221 --> 00:15:00,979 I know tonight was a little bit weird, but... 408 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:03,700 ..if you ever wanted to do it again, we could... 409 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:14,339 Mum! 410 00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:15,500 Come on! 411 00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:20,500 Mum! 412 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,540 Oh! 413 00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:40,819 Oh, my... God! 414 00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:42,460 Did you hear something? 415 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,260 Oh! 416 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:48,739 I didn't hear anything. 417 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,459 Oh, my God! 418 00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:53,219 What are you looking at? 419 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,419 Oh. 420 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,499 I was... 421 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,019 You left your wallet. 422 00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:57,980 Oh! 423 00:15:57,981 --> 00:16:01,499 Um, thanks. 424 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,259 Oh. No, no. I wouldn't go up there. 425 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,499 I think there's someone out there. 426 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,459 Jesus Christ! It's not what you think. 427 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:12,700 Jesus Christ! That's my sister. 428 00:16:12,701 --> 00:16:13,859 That's my sister. 429 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:15,059 What?! 430 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,219 Uh... but... 431 00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:16,460 Oh, you are so much worse Uh... but... 432 00:16:16,461 --> 00:16:20,219 Oh, you are so much worse than I thought. 433 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:20,460 Oh, you are so much worse I... I... I'm really not. 434 00:16:20,461 --> 00:16:22,219 I... I... I'm really not. 435 00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,739 You're a freak! 436 00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:24,859 I thought it was my mum! 437 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,899 You sicko! 438 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,259 Oh, man. 439 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:29,499 Huh? Ugh! 440 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,499 Shh! 441 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:30,739 Shh! I'm a surgeon. 442 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:31,260 I'm a surgeon. 443 00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:34,099 Any funny business and you'll be leaving without kidneys. 444 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,699 Robbie! It's me, Arthur. 445 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:37,779 Arthur? 446 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,619 What the... what... what are you doing here? 447 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:39,860 What the... What are YOU doing here? 448 00:16:39,861 --> 00:16:41,499 What are YOU doing here? 449 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,859 I followed Mum's bracelet. 450 00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:46,179 Please tell me she's not in there. 451 00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:48,139 Why would I bring Mum here? 452 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,540 Her bracelet is here. 453 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,179 You were incredible tonight, Maggie. 454 00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:06,379 So much energy! 455 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,900 You must have a secret. 456 00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:14,540 Falafels. 457 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,700 Mmm! 458 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:22,179 We must do this again next week. 459 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,339 Oh. 460 00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:24,260 I'd love to, Tony, but... 461 00:17:24,261 --> 00:17:27,019 ..I really want to try some other men. 462 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:27,260 ..I really want to try Maybe even some women. 463 00:17:27,261 --> 00:17:28,899 Maybe even some women. 464 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,899 Now, if you don't mind, 465 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:33,020 my rideshare's waiting. 466 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:49,179 Guess she really wanted me to have it back. 467 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,459 She could be anywhere by now, you know. 468 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:50,700 She could be anywhere by now, Oh, she'll be at home. 469 00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:52,379 Oh, she'll be at home. 470 00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:53,939 This is your fault, you know. 471 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:54,180 My fault?! This is your fault, you know. 472 00:17:54,181 --> 00:17:55,740 My fault?! Mmm. 473 00:17:56,091 --> 00:17:59,659 YOU were supposed to be looking after Mum, 474 00:17:59,660 --> 00:17:59,900 YOU were supposed to be not cheating on Liz with some zoomer. 475 00:17:59,901 --> 00:18:02,419 not cheating on Liz with some zoomer. 476 00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:05,780 Who I love and who I have sex with are two different things. 477 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:11,019 What were you doing in there, by the way? 478 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:11,260 What were you doing in there, What was that, the... the... 479 00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:12,859 What was that, the... the... 480 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:16,659 ..that thing you were doing, with the whip? 481 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:16,900 ..that thing you were doing, Do women like that? 482 00:18:16,901 --> 00:18:19,820 Do women like that? 483 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,700 You poor naive pervert. 484 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,779 Yes. 485 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,030 Mum! 486 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,899 Mum! 487 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,820 Mum? 488 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:40,790 Mum! 489 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,580 Mum! 490 00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:48,060 - Mum! - Mum! 491 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,260 Mum! 492 00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,779 What's with all the yelling? 493 00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:57,379 You'll give poor old Chong next door a heart attack. 494 00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:58,419 If only. 495 00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,099 Wait, is that another rideshare? 496 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,579 Mum! Where have you been? 497 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:05,299 Whoa, Mum! 498 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,539 Hottie alert! 499 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:06,780 Hottie alert! 500 00:19:06,781 --> 00:19:09,059 Where'd you get THAT dress? 501 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:09,299 Ooh! 502 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,300 Ooh! 503 00:19:10,301 --> 00:19:12,739 I've had too many falafels. 504 00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,179 Wait. 505 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:18,419 Falafels again? Mum, where have you been? 506 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:20,379 Oh, here and there. 507 00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:23,099 Is that a dog bowl with a key chain? 508 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,099 Have you been to a roadhouse? 509 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,499 Well... 510 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,659 ..I went to get some accessories, 511 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:32,299 to go with the jewellery. 512 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,459 I knew I left it somewhere. 513 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:35,699 Alright. 514 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,659 This little puppy's all salsa-ed out. 515 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:38,900 This little puppy's I'm going to get a cup of tea. 516 00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:40,899 I'm going to get a cup of tea. 517 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,339 Anyone else want one? 518 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,420 No, thank you. No, thank you. 519 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:52,699 Well, all's well that ends well. 520 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:56,739 I can return it. There's no... dog fur on it. 521 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:58,179 See you next week. 522 00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:00,259 Oh. You're just gonna head off, are you? 523 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,459 I need to get back to Liz and the kids. 524 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:01,700 I need to get back You don't need me to stick around. 525 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,321 You don't need me to stick around. 526 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,379 Oh. Hmm. 527 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:06,620 Oh. Doesn't look like Liz. 528 00:20:06,621 --> 00:20:08,340 Doesn't look like Liz. 529 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,339 Oh, my God! 530 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,540 You're going back to the kink house. 531 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,619 One day, you'll understand women, baby bro. 532 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:16,859 One day, Until then... 533 00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:17,860 Until then... 534 00:20:17,861 --> 00:20:19,499 ..stay home with Mum. 535 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,940 Bye! 536 00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:27,540 I didn't ask how YOUR date went. 537 00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:31,979 Not good, Mum. Oh. 538 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:32,980 Obviously. 539 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:36,299 I mean, a young man like you should be out canoodling, 540 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:36,540 I mean, a young man like you not staying at home with his mum. 541 00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:38,779 not staying at home with his mum. 542 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:43,899 Yeah, I hadn't considered that. Thank you, Mum. 543 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:44,660 Well... 544 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,059 ..whoever she is, 545 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:50,299 you are too good for her. 546 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,140 Mmm-mmm! 547 00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:02,899 Mum! 548 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:06,140 Oh, can you at least walk a few feet behind me? 549 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,019 I should get you one of those backpacks with the leashes. 550 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,339 Yes, I should get one of those for YOU. 551 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:15,779 Oh, yeah, sure. I'm not the one who goes disappearing every two minutes. 552 00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:16,020 Oh, yeah, sure. I'm not the one who I don't disappear. I just live! 553 00:21:16,021 --> 00:21:19,060 I don't disappear. I just live! 554 00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:29,179 The "For lease" sign is gone. 555 00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:32,499 Oh! So it has. 556 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,099 You knew about this? 557 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:36,499 I saw it last night. Mum! 558 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,379 It should have been you, Arthur. 559 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,380 Maggie! 560 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,139 Maya! How are you? 561 00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:42,579 Did you get home OK the other night? 562 00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:45,099 Yes. The driver was lovely. 563 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:48,859 I would have given him five stars for the karaoke alone. 564 00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:49,899 Wait. 565 00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:52,379 Have YOU been putting my mum in those rideshares? 566 00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:54,139 Maybe once or twice. 567 00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:56,619 I've... I've been helping out at Dance West. 568 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,339 It's above Paws R Us. 569 00:21:58,340 --> 00:22:01,059 Maggie's been dropping by to shake her bon-bon. 570 00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:03,619 Wait. Above Paws R Us? That's where you and Dad used to dance. 571 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,179 Yes, we did, and I'm pretty sure 572 00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:07,419 your father was looking down on me last night, 573 00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:07,660 because these hips don't lie. your father was looking down on me last night, 574 00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:10,379 because these hips don't lie. 575 00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:11,820 because these hips don't lie. 576 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:14,020 Um, I think... 577 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:17,859 ..this is yours. 578 00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:18,860 Yes! 579 00:22:18,861 --> 00:22:20,899 Now my students can go to the bathroom again. 580 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:24,419 You know, you can get much smaller keyrings than that. 581 00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:27,179 I had a lot of trouble fitting that in my bag. 582 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:27,420 I had a lot of trouble Yeah, that is kind of the point. 583 00:22:27,421 --> 00:22:29,659 Yeah, that is kind of the point. 584 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:32,219 But... thank you, Maggie. 585 00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:38,419 Thank you for looking after Mum. 586 00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:38,660 Oh. It's fine. 587 00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:40,299 Oh. It's fine. 588 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:42,779 How much do I owe you for the... cars? Oh. 589 00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:43,660 No. Don't worry about it. 590 00:22:43,661 --> 00:22:45,139 Just, um, you know... 591 00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:46,520 ..just buy me dinner sometime. 592 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:48,979 Uh, I will. 593 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:50,259 Oh, no, I... 594 00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:51,619 Oh. Oh. 595 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:52,540 I... Oh, like, I didn't... yeah. 596 00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:53,979 Uh... I didn't realise you were... 597 00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:56,219 Uh... oh, I... I mean, uh, what I should say is are you 598 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:56,460 Uh... oh, I... I mean, Team Al-Yasa or Team Kenneth? 599 00:22:56,461 --> 00:22:58,739 Team Al-Yasa or Team Kenneth? 600 00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:00,179 Uh... 601 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,259 ..well, actually, um, 602 00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:03,739 Dad and I have just leased the shopfront next door, 603 00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:06,059 the old African restaurant, so... 604 00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:08,459 ..technically, I am... 605 00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:10,259 ..Team Maya. 606 00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:12,099 As in... 607 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,179 ..Leo's Feel Good Restaurant? 608 00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:15,699 Yeah. That's the one. 609 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:17,579 Oh, wow. 610 00:23:19,260 --> 00:23:21,059 Um... I'm Arthur. 611 00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:21,260 And I am... Um... I'm Arthur. 612 00:23:21,261 --> 00:23:23,219 And I am... 613 00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:24,819 ..still Maya. 614 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:25,939 Oh! 615 00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:26,140 Oh! I'm so glad this is happening. 616 00:23:26,141 --> 00:23:28,739 I'm so glad this is happening. 617 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,379 Arthur's been very lonely. 618 00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:35,699 You should see the amount of coconut oil he's been going through. 619 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:35,940 You should see the amount of Ah... 620 00:23:35,941 --> 00:23:37,819 Ah... 621 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:40,379 It's for salads. 622 00:23:40,380 --> 00:23:41,739 I'm sure. 623 00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:41,979 Yeah. I'm sure. 624 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:42,859 Yeah. Yeah. Uh... 625 00:23:42,860 --> 00:23:43,100 Yeah. We got a lot of cooking to do. 626 00:23:43,101 --> 00:23:44,259 We got a lot of cooking to do. 627 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:46,219 Get this... back. OK. Don't we, Mum? Let's go. 628 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:47,939 Bye. See you. Bye. Bye. Bye, Maggie. 629 00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:48,939 Bye. See you. Bye. 630 00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:49,180 God, Mum! 631 00:23:49,181 --> 00:23:51,060 - God, Mum! - What? 632 00:23:56,611 --> 00:24:02,659 One day, I'm walking home from school and Kenneth and Al-Yasa 633 00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:05,899 are literally throwing charcoal chickens at each other 634 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:06,139 are literally throwing across the street. 635 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:06,939 across the street. 636 00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:07,180 across the street. 637 00:24:07,181 --> 00:24:08,859 I got hit with a drumstick. 638 00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:09,099 It got me. 639 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,100 It got me. 640 00:24:10,101 --> 00:24:12,739 Well, I'm just glad you're here to tell the tale. 641 00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:12,980 Well, I'm just glad you're here to tell the tale. 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