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Previously on Hot in Cleveland.
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The mayor is dead
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in my bed!
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So we sneak the mayor's body
back to his mansion,
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put him back in his own bed,
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and then everyone thinks
he died peacefully in his sleep.
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It really looks like he died in his sleep,
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and that's what people will think.
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Yeah.
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Ted, you're never
going to cheat on me again!
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Oh, God.
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She shot the mayor.
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Technically, I'm the mayor.
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Dead mayor. People are gonna want answers.
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Let's hope the acting mayor
can handle the pressure.
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Chief barker.
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Your honor.
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We would have been here sooner,
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but it took us a while
to find the mayor's bedroom,
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'cause, you know, we've never actually
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been in the mayor's bedroom.
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So why would we?
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Okay, let me fill you in.
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The mayor died of natural causes.
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But evidence indicates
that the body was moved.
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Well, it happens.
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Not really.
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And even more strange,
the mayor was untouched,
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but there are three bullet holes
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fired into the pillow next to him.
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Which is probably a way bigger crime
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than moving a body, which is something
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that could happen almost by accident,
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so I'd concentrate on those bullet holes.
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We're concentrating on all of it.
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Well, the mayor would like
outside investigators.
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She feels we should handle this discreetly,
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so as not to cause a major scandal.
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And we already have some people in mind.
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They are thorough and smart
and very discreet.
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These guys sound good.
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They're damn good.
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The client is Elka Ostrovsky.
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Yesterday Mayor Deacon died in Elka's bed.
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With a smile on his face.
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Just saying.
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The body was moved back
to the mayor's residence
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with the help of Melanie Moretti.
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No, no, no, you can't use that picture!
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It's a publicity still from
your radio show, it's fine.
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It is not fine. Everyone else looks cool.
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And I look like they shrunk me
and gave me a 30-year-old phone.
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Forget the photo, Melanie.
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We have a scandal here
that Elka can't be tied to.
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This is a serious matter.
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And speaking of serious,
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last night Joy Scroggs and Bob Moore
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seriously professed
their love for one another.
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Oh, Bob.
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We were called in on this case right away
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and haven't had time
for our first kiss yet.
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We were waiting for the perfect moment.
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Well, that is just so sweet.
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First kisses are so important.
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Oh, they set the tone
for the entire relationship.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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My next kiss could be with a prison guard.
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In exchange for cigarettes.
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As hot as that sounds, Elka is right.
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And there's one other player we
have to deal with in this saga.
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Meet Dane Stevens.
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He's a reporter that's been
nosing around the mayor's place,
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asking a lot of questions.
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Now one of you is gonna have
to use your feminine wiles
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to get him off the scent.
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Joy, really?
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I'll do it.
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I'll call him and set up a meeting.
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Well, it makes sense that you'd call.
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You're the one with the big phone.
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All right, now, there's something else
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that needs our immediate attention.
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This glamorous, Oscar-winning
woman is in trouble.
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Now HBO wants to test
my show today in Cleveland.
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And if it doesn't test well,
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then they may decide not to air it.
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And if I weren't so concerned about Elka,
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I'd be down there right now
trying to sway the vote.
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But I'm needed here to...
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what am I doing?
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Nothing.
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Bless you, Elka.
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Okay, here's the plan.
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Bob and I will break into the morgue
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and clean any evidence off the mayor.
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I'm assuming there's some
of your DNA on his body?
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And glitter.
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Which leaves us with one loose end.
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Who shot the mayor's pillow?
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We've done a little digging,
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and we now know that in addition to Elka,
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the mayor was sleeping
with two other women.
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This is Miss Shonda,
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an astrologist the mayor was consulting.
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We don't know who this is,
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but we have this surveillance photo of her
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leaving the mayor's house
at an earlier date.
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We need to find out
which of these mistresses
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is the shooter
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and if she knows anything about Elka.
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You know, as a private detective
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I'm trained to look
for patterns in behavior,
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but I'm baffled.
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If he was sleeping with her,
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why would he wanna sleep with...
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Her?
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You, I totally get.
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Okay, so we all know our assignments.
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Yes, I'll call the hot journalist.
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We'll take care of the mayor's body.
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I'll deal with the mistresses.
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And I'll call the hot journalist.
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You already said that.
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I know, but I really like my assignment.
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Synced and corrected by oykubuyuk
www.addic7ed.com
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There's the mayor.
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Oh, Joy.
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What?
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You look beautiful in this morgue light.
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You're so sweet.
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Hey, we're finally alone
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in a quiet, romantically-lit place.
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Maybe we could...
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Yeah, maybe this isn't the best place.
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When we look back on our first kiss,
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I don't want to remember doing
it over the corpse of a man
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Elka killed during sex.
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Besides, we got a lot of work to do.
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You're right.
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Well, she wasn't lying about the glitter.
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You were the mayor's astrologist?
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I was.
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I heard you kept his sagittarius rising.
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Fine, I slept with him.
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But he said that he had
never been with any woman
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as beautiful as me.
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Oh, let's just stick with the facts here.
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Where were you last night?
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At church.
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Any witnesses?
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I sang my testimony for about 300 people.
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Are you any good?
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Don't quit your day job.
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Ah, how's the testing going?
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They just started discussing your show.
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You wanna listen?
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I really enjoyed it.
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I especially loved Victoria Chase.
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I thought she was wonderful.
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Why have I been ignoring
people from Cleveland?
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They're geniuses.
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I thought it was terrible.
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Bad dialogue and even worse acting.
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I can't believe I watched
the same show as you people.
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What?
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What's happening?
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Don't worry, there's always
a negative voice.
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It'll be okay as long as she
doesn't influence the others.
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You know, on second thought,
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the dialogue was pretty terrible.
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Yeah, I'd like to change my vote too.
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We have got to stop that woman.
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Thank you again for meeting
with me, Mr. Stevens.
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Let's cut to the Chase.
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The mayor's dead,
there's a bigger story here,
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and you're gonna give it to me.
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A 72-year-old man died of a heart attack.
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There is no story here.
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Are you sure?
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Yes.
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And you're not covering anything up?
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No.
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Darn!
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What?
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That's all the questions I had.
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I'm definitely gonna get fired.
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Why?
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I used to be a great journalist.
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At least my old editor thought so.
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It was compliments, like, all the time.
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Now my new editor's like,
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"check your facts!
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"Get sources!
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Put your shirt on!"
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Wild guess.
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Your old editor was a woman,
your new editor is a man.
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Wow, beautiful and smart.
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Oh.
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You.
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Listen, I would just love to help you,
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but the mayor died of natural causes.
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You know, no scandal, no mistresses.
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Mistresses, I wouldn't
have thought of that.
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No, no, no. No, no mistresses.
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There's the story. Thanks, Melanie.
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But wait!
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I said no mistresses!
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Oh, damn it, Melanie!
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Now you're just beautiful.
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We have a new problem.
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Somebody blabbed to the press
about the mistresses.
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Who's that?
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That's me!
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I replaced my picture.
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It's from a few years ago,
but it's obviously still me.
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Could we write "Melanie" on that,
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so we'll know who it is?
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Anyway, all the other teams did well.
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Bob and I cleaned up the mayor's body,
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and Elka eliminated
the astrologist as a suspect.
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Yes, and since
the astrologist wasn't there,
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we know that this is
the woman who fired the shots.
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We need to find her.
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And another thing,
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the premise is totally unbelievable.
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Ugh, she's been going on
like this for an hour.
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Can't we get her thrown out?
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Sorry, that's the way
these things go sometimes.
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One bad apple can kill a show.
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Murderer.
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Okay, we found out the shooter's name.
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It's Ashley Dreyer.
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We traced her cell.
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She's currently at 42 Park Drive.
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Somebody's gotta go talk to her.
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I'll do it.
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We'll be two model types
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talking about the man we shared.
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I wanna come too.
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If I can my fitbit up to 20,000 steps,
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I get an extra glass of wine.
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Oh, no, my fitbit, it's gone!
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What if I lost it at the mayor's house?
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Well, that's okay.
You were there this morning.
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Say you lost it then.
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No, no, no, I got the fancy one
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that tracks every place you've been
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and when you've been there.
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It'll show that I was there last night.
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Which will implicate you in a crime.
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Or worse!
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I haven't gotten credit
for any of my steps all day!
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All right, everyone, let's take lunch.
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We'll watch another episode in an hour.
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Victoria Chase?
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Oh, don't you "Victoria Chase" me.
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I know what you did.
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You're a murderer.
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How do you know about that?
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I watched you through the window.
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I saw every shot you took.
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Oh, my gosh, I only did it
because I was jealous.
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Well, I get that.
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But I'll make you a deal.
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You convince people to give
my show a good review,
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and I'll forget that I ever saw anything.
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That's it?
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00:11:23,848 --> 00:11:26,231
Hmm.
269
00:11:26,267 --> 00:11:27,316
What are you doing here?
270
00:11:27,351 --> 00:11:29,101
Well, what are you doing here?
271
00:11:29,153 --> 00:11:31,487
I'm here to see her.
272
00:11:31,522 --> 00:11:33,155
I know what you did.
273
00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:36,325
Does everybody know what I did?
274
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,111
She's the other mistress.
She shot the mayor.
275
00:11:39,163 --> 00:11:40,612
What?
276
00:11:40,664 --> 00:11:42,331
What were you talking about?
277
00:11:42,366 --> 00:11:44,867
That.
278
00:11:44,919 --> 00:11:47,419
I can't lie anymore.
279
00:11:47,455 --> 00:11:48,670
Not about the murder.
280
00:11:48,706 --> 00:11:51,874
Not about Victoria's show being good.
281
00:11:51,926 --> 00:11:54,259
I'm just gonna go
to the police and confess.
282
00:11:54,295 --> 00:11:55,711
Just take it easy.
283
00:11:55,763 --> 00:11:58,430
Now, there's no need
to get the police involved.
284
00:11:58,466 --> 00:12:00,849
The truth is you didn't kill the mayor.
285
00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:02,718
Elka gave him a heart attack.
286
00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:04,636
In bed.
287
00:12:04,638 --> 00:12:08,524
He died doing someone he loved.
288
00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:10,526
So it's agreed,
289
00:12:10,561 --> 00:12:12,311
we won't tell the police
that you were the shooter,
290
00:12:12,313 --> 00:12:13,862
and you will keep your mouth closed
291
00:12:13,898 --> 00:12:15,647
about Elka and the mayor's relationship.
292
00:12:15,649 --> 00:12:16,899
Done.
293
00:12:16,951 --> 00:12:20,986
Oh, you two with the same man.
294
00:12:21,038 --> 00:12:25,040
And yet my show is unbelievable.
295
00:12:27,711 --> 00:12:28,794
Oh, my God.
296
00:12:28,829 --> 00:12:30,879
What? Did you find my fitbit?
297
00:12:30,915 --> 00:12:35,467
I just looked at Joy, and
I can't believe I'm with her.
298
00:12:35,503 --> 00:12:38,137
So no, you did not find it.
299
00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:41,173
Oh, Bob, I'm so lucky.
300
00:12:41,175 --> 00:12:42,758
Let's have that first kiss.
301
00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:43,842
Not now.
302
00:12:43,844 --> 00:12:45,093
Why?
303
00:12:45,146 --> 00:12:46,929
Well, we both want
our first kiss to be perfect,
304
00:12:46,981 --> 00:12:50,098
and right now I... I feel fat.
305
00:12:50,151 --> 00:12:52,017
I ate a donut. I wasn't even hungry.
306
00:12:52,019 --> 00:12:55,154
I... I hate myself. I'm hideous.
307
00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:59,358
You're beating yourself up over one donut.
308
00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:01,610
Did I leave out the word "dozen"?
309
00:13:03,247 --> 00:13:04,746
Hello, Melanie.
310
00:13:04,782 --> 00:13:06,365
Dane, how did you get in here?
311
00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:08,784
This is a sealed crime scene.
No press allowed.
312
00:13:08,836 --> 00:13:10,836
I know, but the policewoman at the door
313
00:13:10,871 --> 00:13:14,122
patted me down a few times
and let me right in.
314
00:13:14,175 --> 00:13:15,591
What are you doing here?
315
00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:18,210
Well, um, I'm here to, um,
316
00:13:18,262 --> 00:13:21,046
prepare the room for the next acting mayor,
317
00:13:21,098 --> 00:13:23,799
and these are the decorators.
318
00:13:23,851 --> 00:13:26,301
Yes, I'm a decorator,
319
00:13:26,353 --> 00:13:29,688
you handsome guy, you.
320
00:13:29,723 --> 00:13:31,023
You're gay?
321
00:13:31,058 --> 00:13:33,275
I thought I just heard you
talking about kissing her.
322
00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:34,726
Well, I'm straight for Joy.
323
00:13:34,728 --> 00:13:38,030
I'm just gay for design.
324
00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:42,784
We became a couple last night,
325
00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,987
but we haven't had our first kiss yet.
326
00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:46,572
You don't plan your first kiss.
327
00:13:46,574 --> 00:13:48,574
You take it.
328
00:13:57,051 --> 00:14:00,552
That is how you kiss a woman.
329
00:14:00,588 --> 00:14:02,254
Yes.
330
00:14:02,306 --> 00:14:04,673
Yes, it is.
331
00:14:04,725 --> 00:14:06,725
Well, I was hoping that
there was a story here,
332
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:10,762
but if there was I guess
you guys would have found it.
333
00:14:10,764 --> 00:14:12,431
If my writing career were a sentence,
334
00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:18,070
this would be that dot thing
at the end of it.
335
00:14:18,105 --> 00:14:20,772
Dane, I'm sure you're
a terrific journalist.
336
00:14:20,774 --> 00:14:22,824
Just find something that interests you
337
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,443
and then write about that.
338
00:14:24,445 --> 00:14:25,577
Thanks, Melanie.
339
00:14:25,613 --> 00:14:27,362
It means a lot that you believe in me.
340
00:14:27,414 --> 00:14:30,165
Yes, well, that was a really great kiss.
341
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,701
It was, wasn't it?
342
00:14:32,753 --> 00:14:35,120
Hey, what is this?
343
00:14:35,122 --> 00:14:37,289
Well, looks like somebody's fitbit.
344
00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:38,674
That's mine! My fitbit.
345
00:14:38,709 --> 00:14:43,962
I dropped it when I was legitimately here.
346
00:14:43,964 --> 00:14:46,598
Wait. Legitimately here?
347
00:14:47,968 --> 00:14:51,687
Why is everything you say so darn cute?
348
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,193
Well, we've cleaned the body of Elka's DNA,
349
00:14:58,228 --> 00:14:59,611
silenced the witnesses,
350
00:14:59,647 --> 00:15:02,197
and there's no incriminating
evidence at the crime scene.
351
00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:04,533
The fixers have fixed it.
352
00:15:04,568 --> 00:15:06,368
- Yes.
- Thank goodness.
353
00:15:06,403 --> 00:15:08,870
One might say that now
is the perfect moment
354
00:15:08,906 --> 00:15:10,155
for a kiss.
355
00:15:10,157 --> 00:15:11,323
One might.
356
00:15:14,161 --> 00:15:16,378
Hold on!
357
00:15:16,413 --> 00:15:18,964
I know that you were having
an affair with the mayor
358
00:15:18,999 --> 00:15:21,300
and that you two moved the body.
359
00:15:21,335 --> 00:15:23,552
Oh, come on!
360
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,735
The mayor died of natural causes.
361
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,554
You said you weren't
chasing this story anymore.
362
00:15:32,606 --> 00:15:33,938
I wasn't.
363
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,890
But Melanie gave me some good advice.
364
00:15:35,942 --> 00:15:38,226
She told me to find something
I'm interested in.
365
00:15:38,278 --> 00:15:41,980
And unfortunately, I'm interested in her.
366
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:43,982
Really?
367
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:47,152
He said "unfortunately," Melanie.
368
00:15:48,872 --> 00:15:50,655
I found out you recently filed a complaint
369
00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:52,373
with the police against your neighbor's kid
370
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:53,908
and his camera drone.
371
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,326
I looked at his pictures,
372
00:15:55,328 --> 00:15:57,996
and while most of them
were of Melanie naked...
373
00:15:58,048 --> 00:15:59,964
Oh, my God.
374
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,917
And?
375
00:16:02,969 --> 00:16:05,170
You have a gorgeous body.
376
00:16:05,222 --> 00:16:07,672
Agreed.
377
00:16:07,674 --> 00:16:08,756
Bob!
378
00:16:08,809 --> 00:16:10,592
If you like curves. Blegh, no!
379
00:16:10,644 --> 00:16:15,063
Straight up and down for me, thank you.
380
00:16:15,098 --> 00:16:18,066
But there was a shot of the
mayor going into Elka's house.
381
00:16:18,101 --> 00:16:21,019
So? We were seeing each other.
382
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,520
And there was another shot
of you and Melanie
383
00:16:22,522 --> 00:16:23,855
dragging a rolled-up rug
384
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,241
with the mayor's foot
sticking out of one end.
385
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,860
Would you believe foreplay?
386
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:34,582
What are you planning on doing
with this information?
387
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:37,035
Well, if I cared about the law,
I'd call the police.
388
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,204
If I cared about my job,
I'd write the story.
389
00:16:39,256 --> 00:16:42,707
But right now, I only care about you.
390
00:16:42,759 --> 00:16:44,926
Oh, Dane.
391
00:16:44,961 --> 00:16:47,295
Well, if Dane could find these photos,
392
00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:49,631
sooner or later the police
are gonna find them too.
393
00:16:49,683 --> 00:16:51,099
We need a plan.
394
00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:52,550
Bob's right.
395
00:16:52,602 --> 00:16:55,770
There's only one thing to do.
396
00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:58,389
And that's the whole story.
397
00:16:58,441 --> 00:17:00,558
So the body-dragging, the shooting,
398
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,560
the cover-up, that was all you?
399
00:17:02,612 --> 00:17:04,312
No one else here was involved?
400
00:17:04,364 --> 00:17:06,614
No one else here is smart enough.
401
00:17:10,287 --> 00:17:13,621
I believe that.
402
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,540
But you realize I'm going
to have to arrest you
403
00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:17,458
and take you downtown.
404
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,960
Oh, my God!
405
00:17:18,995 --> 00:17:22,130
My HBO show is gonna air.
406
00:17:22,165 --> 00:17:24,749
I'm sorry for this interruption,
407
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:27,886
but, you know, during this terrible tragedy
408
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:31,973
isn't it nice that we can
all have some good news?
409
00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:34,259
Are you ready to go, your honor?
410
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,510
I'm ready.
411
00:17:35,562 --> 00:17:37,095
Bob, what can we do?
412
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,596
Well, on "Scandal" Olivia Pope
413
00:17:38,648 --> 00:17:40,348
would always make a speech
and save the day.
414
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,183
That's so implausible.
415
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,436
Yeah, but it just might work.
416
00:17:45,488 --> 00:17:47,655
Elka's ready, chief, but are you ready?
417
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,824
Are you ready to give up the sun?
418
00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:52,026
Yes, you could throw this woman in jail
419
00:17:52,078 --> 00:17:53,695
for a victimless crime.
420
00:17:53,747 --> 00:17:55,113
But the second you book her,
421
00:17:55,165 --> 00:17:56,864
this crime does have a victim:
422
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,283
The city of Cleveland.
423
00:17:58,335 --> 00:18:01,836
Let me paint a picture
of the dark days that lay ahead.
424
00:18:01,871 --> 00:18:04,289
You arrest her, and the seamy details
425
00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:07,091
become national news
and Cleveland becomes a joke.
426
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:10,128
Again.
427
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,129
Remember what they used to call us,
428
00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:12,630
"the mistake by the lake"?
429
00:18:12,682 --> 00:18:13,798
"Burnt river city"?
430
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:16,684
"Crap town."
431
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,187
But Cleveland can't survive
a scandal like this.
432
00:18:19,222 --> 00:18:21,689
One mayor dies in a secret love nest,
433
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,558
the next mayor tries to cover it up.
434
00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:27,312
Before you know it, we're Cincinnati.
435
00:18:29,649 --> 00:18:34,485
And Cleveland's time
in the sun, well, it's over.
436
00:18:36,072 --> 00:18:37,905
I love this town.
437
00:18:39,376 --> 00:18:42,493
The official word will be that Ted Deacon
438
00:18:42,495 --> 00:18:44,462
died alone in his bed, in his home,
439
00:18:44,497 --> 00:18:45,997
of natural causes,
440
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,166
as the proud mayor of this great city.
441
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,752
- Oh, thank you, chief.
- Oh, that's fantastic.
442
00:18:50,804 --> 00:18:52,337
I could write that story.
443
00:18:52,389 --> 00:18:54,589
And I could kiss this man.
444
00:18:58,511 --> 00:19:00,895
Hey, who's that girl in the red sweater?
445
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,410
So where do we go from here?
446
00:19:12,463 --> 00:19:14,496
Well, I did propose to you.
447
00:19:14,548 --> 00:19:16,715
You could accept this time.
448
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:17,916
Not yet.
449
00:19:17,918 --> 00:19:19,251
If this is the real thing,
450
00:19:19,253 --> 00:19:21,837
I want ours to be a real courtship.
451
00:19:21,889 --> 00:19:23,088
All right.
452
00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:25,140
Let's talk about our first date.
453
00:19:25,175 --> 00:19:26,258
Hmm, it should be romantic.
454
00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:27,425
Mm-hmm.
455
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,227
But not sex that night.
456
00:19:29,263 --> 00:19:33,098
Maybe no sex for lots of nights.
457
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:35,600
Because I've slept with
so many men on the first date
458
00:19:35,602 --> 00:19:39,187
just for the physical gratification.
459
00:19:39,239 --> 00:19:41,690
Uh-huh.
460
00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:44,493
I mean, I'd hop into the sack instantly,
461
00:19:44,528 --> 00:19:46,611
do anyone and anything
462
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,114
just because it felt great.
463
00:19:49,116 --> 00:19:52,117
And then wake up feeling
horrible the next day.
464
00:19:52,169 --> 00:19:55,754
But with you, I don't want that.
465
00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:59,174
Do not want that.
466
00:19:59,209 --> 00:20:00,959
And sure,
467
00:20:00,961 --> 00:20:03,595
the thrill of discovering
a new lover's body,
468
00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:06,464
of finding new ways to pleasure a man
469
00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:08,383
was always exciting.
470
00:20:08,435 --> 00:20:10,101
But was anybody happy?
471
00:20:14,274 --> 00:20:16,641
I want things to be perfect with you,
472
00:20:16,677 --> 00:20:18,843
no matter how long it takes.
473
00:20:18,879 --> 00:20:20,946
I want it to be special.
474
00:20:20,981 --> 00:20:22,380
Yes.
475
00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,516
Special.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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