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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:10,707 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,781 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:15,350 - WE'RE FINALLY ALONE. 4 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,119 I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR SO LONG. 5 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:20,619 - YOU'RE AMAZING. 6 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:24,156 - CUT! 7 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:26,888 SO, KEN, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE KISSING? 8 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:29,004 - IT'S IN YOUR SCRIPT. 9 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:31,096 - YEAH? WELL, NOW IT'S OUT. 10 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:33,629 THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHY THEY SHOULD BE KISSING. 11 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:37,174 - IT'S THE HONEYMOON SCENE. 12 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,971 - YEAH, WELL, LOVERBOY HERE IS ALL WRONG FOR THE PART. 13 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:42,443 - J.J., THAT'S NOT HOW YOU AUDITION PEOPLE. 14 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:43,843 YOU SAY HOW WONDERFUL THEY ARE 15 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:45,254 AND WAIT UNTIL THEY LEAVE BEFORE YOU TALK 16 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:47,576 ABOUT HOW BAD THEY WERE. 17 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:48,751 THIS IS ALL NEW TO HIM. 18 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,649 - I'M GOING TO GO. 19 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,092 - THANKS. YOU WERE WONDERFUL. 20 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:58,327 WHAT A LOX. 21 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:01,426 - SORRY. I JUST GET SO JEALOUS. 22 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:02,829 - WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. 23 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,970 I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 24 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,695 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET USED TO IT. 25 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:07,840 I'M AN ACTRESS. 26 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:09,695 I'VE DONE LOVE SCENES WITH EVERYONE 27 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:13,143 FROM GREG KINNEAR TO JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME. 28 00:01:13,141 --> 00:01:15,281 - WELL, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T DO 29 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:16,636 WITH JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME. 30 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:19,684 - WELL, THAT'S NOT GOING TO BE EASY. 31 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:23,720 - I KNOW I SAID I WANTED US TO TAKE IT SLOW, 32 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,487 BUT I THINK I'M READY TO GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 33 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:27,787 I WANT YOU TO MEET MY CHILDREN. 34 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,618 - OH, I WOULD LOVE THAT! [laughs] 35 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:31,864 YOU'VE TALKED ABOUT THEM SO MUCH, 36 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,489 I FEEL I KNOW THEM ALREADY. 37 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,004 TWO KIDS, RIGHT? 38 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:38,695 - THREE. JUST LIKE YOU, SO IT'S EASY TO REMEMBER. 39 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,269 - YOU'D THINK. 40 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:44,310 I HAVE A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 41 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:46,005 J.J. WANTS ME TO MEET HIS CHILDREN. 42 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:48,276 - [gasps] OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 43 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:49,936 - THIS IS A BIG STEP. 44 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,653 I'M THE FIRST WOMEN HE'S DATED SINCE THEIR MOTHER DIED. 45 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:54,746 - OH, WELL, MY ADVICE IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE 46 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,048 THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. 47 00:01:56,049 --> 00:02:00,889 - HIS DAUGHTER IS A LITTLE CHUBBY. 48 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:02,558 - NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS WIFE. 49 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,686 SHE JUST DIED A YEAR AGO. 50 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,562 I'M SURE IT'S STILL PRETTY RAW FOR THEM. 51 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,060 - YOU'RE RIGHT. WHAT SHOULD I DO? 52 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:12,032 - UM, LET 'EM KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ADMIRE HER 53 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:14,872 AND WHAT AN HONOR IT IS TO PORTRAY HER IN J.J.'S FILM. 54 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,768 - THAT IS GOOD ADVICE, MELANIE. 55 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:19,910 - WELL, I AM A PROFESSIONAL ADVICE GIVER. 56 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:21,737 AS A MATTER OF FACT, MY STATION MANAGER WANTS 57 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,742 TO MEET WITH ME LATER TO GO OVER SOME NEW IDEAS 58 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,514 FOR THE RADIO SHOW. 59 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:28,953 I THINK I'LL ORDER FRENCH FRIES TO LET HIM KNOW I'M FUN. 60 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,719 - YOU JUST WANT TO ORDER FRENCH FRIES, DON'T YOU? 61 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:35,089 - TO LET HIM KNOW I'M FUN. 62 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,858 - HI. - HEY, HOW DID THE EXAMS GO? 63 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,228 - WE'RE NOT SURE. 64 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:41,927 BUT IF WE DON'T PASS, WE DON'T GRADUATE. 65 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:43,499 - WHY ARE YOU SMILING, ELKA? 66 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:48,467 - SHE'S FINDING IT VERY AMUSING THAT I THINK I FAILED MY ORALS. 67 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,873 - I WOULD HAVE SAID SHE CHOKED ON HER ORALS. 68 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:58,108 - IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR THE PAST HOUR. 69 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,811 - WELL, IF JOY DOES FAIL HER ORALS, 70 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:03,084 THAT WOULD BE HARD TO SWALLOW. [laughs] 71 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,523 - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON 72 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,890 I WOULD EXPECT TO BLOW HER ORALS. 73 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:11,159 [laughter] 74 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:14,088 - I SHOULDN'T HAVE WAITED UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE TO STUDY. 75 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:17,334 - I GUESS YOU BIT OFF MORE THAN YOU COULD CHEW. 76 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:18,901 [laughter] 77 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:29,280 - I'LL HAVE A BEER, PLEASE. HEY. 78 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:30,837 HOW ARE THE FRIES HERE? 79 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,554 - I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T EAT FRIES. 80 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:35,276 I JUST ORDERED THEM, SO MY BOSS WOULD THINK I'M FUN. 81 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:38,693 - YEAH, YOU SOUND FUN. 82 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,716 OH, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 83 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:44,561 OH, MY GRANDMA COULD'VE HIT THAT! 84 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,758 IDIOT JUST COST ME $1,000 BUCKS! 85 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,730 - I DON'T KNOW WHY GUYS GET SO WORKED UP AT THESE GAMES. 86 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,630 I MEAN THEY'RE GOING TO PLAY EACH OTHER AGAIN AT SOME POINT. 87 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,502 - AH. 88 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:57,041 YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY I WATCH SPORTS IN STRIP CLUBS. 89 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,707 I MEAN, 90 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:00,866 OBVIOUSLY NONE OF THE WOMEN THERE ARE AS MUCH FUN AS YOU, 91 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:04,414 BUT AT LEAST THEY TALK LESS. 92 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:06,012 - STRIP CLUBS ARE JUST DEPRESSING. 93 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,823 - REALLY? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN ONE? 94 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:11,115 - WELL, YOU KNOW, NOT TECHNI--NO. 95 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:14,318 - I GO FIVE NIGHTS A WEEK. 96 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,362 THE ONLY THING THAT DEPRESSES ME 97 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:17,686 IS THAT THEY DON'T SERVE BREAKFAST. 98 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,091 - OH, COULD YOU SIT SOMEPLACE ELSE? 99 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,132 MY STATION MANAGER IS HERE. I'M ON THE RADIO. 100 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:23,528 - HI, MELANIE. - HI, TOM. HOW ARE YOU? 101 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:26,801 - OH, I'M GREAT. I SEE YOU TWO HAVE MET. 102 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,040 - WHAT? YOU--YOU KNOW HIM? 103 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,895 - MELANIE, THIS IS FRANKIE. 104 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:32,413 I JUST LURED HIM AWAY FROM CHICAGO'S CWSR. 105 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,576 - [mockingly] I'M ON THE RADIO. 106 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:40,150 - FRANKIE A POPULAR MORNING SHOW CALLED MAN TOWN. 107 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:41,817 - OH, GOD. 108 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:44,045 IS THAT THE SHOW WHERE THE WOMEN GO ON AND PAINT THEIR BREASTS? 109 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:45,151 THAT'S DEGRADING. 110 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,522 - WHOA, OKAY, WHOA. HOLD ON A SECOND. 111 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,560 NOW, THEY DON'T PAINT THEIR BREASTS. 112 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:51,427 THEY PAINT WITH THEIR BREASTS. 113 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,825 AND IT WASN'T DEGRADING. IT WAS ART. 114 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,727 - UNBELIEVABLE. 115 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:56,729 - [laughs] EXCUSE ME. 116 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,130 IT WAS MORE INTERESTING THAN YOUR SHOW. 117 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,631 I MEAN, JEEZ, IF I WANTED TO LISTEN TO A YAPPY ITALIAN WOMAN 118 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,544 GIVE BORING ADVICE ALL DAY, I'D CALL ANY OF MY SISTERS. 119 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,042 - ARE YOU LISTENING TO THIS? 120 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,579 - OH, I THINK ALL OF CLEVELAND 121 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:08,635 IS GOING TO WANT TO LISTEN TO THIS. 122 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:09,742 I WAS HOPING THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 123 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,383 IT'S THE CLASSIC BATTLE OF THE SEXES 124 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:13,079 IN ONE EXPLOSIVE AFTERNOON SHOW. 125 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,820 - WAIT, WAIT. ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT-- 126 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,216 WANT ME TO COHOST A SHOW WITH HIM? 127 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:20,617 - [imitates explosion] 128 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:23,121 [upbeat music] 129 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:25,393 - * BA-BA, BA-BA 130 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:28,633 * BA-BA, BA-BA 131 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:29,629 * HEY! 132 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,930 - UGH. I'M SO NERVOUS. 133 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,642 THEY SAID THEY'D POST THE GRADES AT 3:00 P.M. 134 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:36,735 FINISHING COLLEGE WAS MY DREAM. 135 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:40,707 - IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I KNOW I PASSED. 136 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:48,183 - HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 137 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,851 - I SAID "IF." 138 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,686 - HOW COULD YOU BE SO CONFIDENT? 139 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,288 - I KNOW MY SUBJECT. 140 00:05:56,289 --> 00:06:00,159 I EVEN CORRECTED THE TEXTBOOK ANSWER. 141 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,430 [computer beeps] 142 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:06,200 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE RESULTS. 143 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,229 WE BOTH FAILED. 144 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:11,174 - WHAT? OH, NO. 145 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:13,841 I'M GOING TO LOSE MY LACROSSE SCHOLARSHIP. 146 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:21,518 OH, COACH IS GOING TO KILL ME. 147 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:26,690 - WHAT? YOU'RE 92. 148 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:29,517 - I'M GOALIE. I HARDLY MOVE. 149 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:36,731 - THIS IS JESSICA, JAMES, AND LISA. 150 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,370 - IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 151 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:40,895 MY DAD TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME, 152 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:44,201 AND IT'S SO GOOD TO FINALLY SEE A SMILE ON HIS FACE AGAIN. 153 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:47,014 - AND IT'S EXCITING TO HAVE A CELEBRITY IN OUR HOUSE. 154 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,737 - YEAH, WE'RE ALL BIG FANS OF YOURS 155 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,282 AND YOUR LATE HUSBAND, EMMET LAWSON. 156 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,147 - OH, THANK YOU. 157 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,545 YOU KNOW, THIS PORTRAIT OF YOUR MOTHER IS BEAUTIFUL. 158 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,578 IT'S SUCH AN HONOR TO PLAY HER. 159 00:06:56,584 --> 00:07:00,254 YOU KNOW, I THINK MY FAVORITE LINE IN YOUR DAD'S MOVIE IS, 160 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,993 "MY CHILDREN-- THEY ARE MY LIGHT, 161 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,230 MY BREATH, MY EVERYTHING." 162 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,695 - SHE USED TO SAY THAT ALL THE TIME. 163 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:09,795 [voice breaks] I'M SO SORRY. 164 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,767 - I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET HIM. 165 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:15,335 - NO, IT'S OKAY. HE'S A LITTLE EMOTIONAL. 166 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,965 - HE'LL BE BACK. LET'S HAVE A SEAT. 167 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:23,178 - [gasps] 168 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,806 I'M SORRY. WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? 169 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,881 - UM, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 170 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,993 - I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING. THAT WAS CONNIE'S CHAIR. 171 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,915 WE STILL SET A PLATE FOR HER. 172 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,421 NO ONE'S SAT IN IT SINCE-- 173 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:38,332 - SINCE MOM DIED. I'M SO SORRY. 174 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,398 - THEY LIKE YOU. 175 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,096 - HI, I'M MELANIE MORETTI. 176 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,400 - AND I'M FRANKIE FERULLO. 177 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,541 - WELCOME TO OUR NEW SEGMENT, "HE SAID, SHE SAID." 178 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:53,568 - YEAH, MORE LIKE "HE SAID, SHE BITCHED AND MOANED." 179 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,535 - WOW. THAT IS INCREDIBLY RUDE. 180 00:07:56,544 --> 00:08:01,154 - YEAH, THERE'S THE BITCHING AND MOANING. 181 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,948 - OKAY, WE HAVE PENNY ON LINE ONE. 182 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,221 SHE AND HER FELLA 183 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,748 HAVE BEEN TOGETHER THREE YEARS, AND SHE HAS A QUESTION. 184 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:08,424 - YEAH, SHE WANTS TO KNOW IF HE'S GOING TO PROPOSE. 185 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,761 THE ANSWER IS "NO." NEXT CALLER. 186 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:12,988 - LET'S HEAR FROM PENNY WHAT HER QUESTION IS. 187 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,663 PENNY? 188 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:17,702 - THAT WAS IT. 189 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:18,968 - NEXT CALLER. - [stammers] 190 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:22,796 WAIT A MINUTE. OKAY, PENNY, I HAVE AN IDEA. 191 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:25,843 INSTEAD OF WAITING ANOTHER THREE YEARS FOR HIM TO PROPOSE, 192 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,879 WHY DON'T YOU PROPOSE YOURSELF? 193 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,235 - NO. NO, NO, NO. 194 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,042 LOOK, THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON THAT A MAN WANTS A WOMAN 195 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:34,084 TO GET DOWN ON HER KNEES, AND IT AIN'T SO SHE CAN PROPOSE. 196 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,017 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, SWEET PEA, 197 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,348 WHAT KIND OF SLED ARE YOU PULLING? 198 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,492 WHAT ARE YOUR STATS? 199 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:43,387 - WELL, I'M 28, 5'5, 130 POUNDS. 200 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:47,190 - OKAY, SO YOU'RE 38, 5'3, 170 POUNDS. 201 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,804 - IT'S RADIO. WHY WOULD SHE LIE? 202 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,327 - HE'S RIGHT. 203 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,601 - ALL RIGHT. 204 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,030 PUMPKIN, HERE'S YOUR ONLY HOPE. 205 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,904 YOU GOTTA START DOING SOME WEIRD STUFF IN THE SACK, YOU SEE? 206 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,244 YOU TAKE HIS LUST. 207 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:01,168 YOU MIX IT WITH HIS SHAME TO FORM A CEMENT 208 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:02,884 THAT'LL BOND THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER IN A-- 209 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,976 - STOP! 210 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,478 PENNY, WHO WOULD YOU RATHER LISTEN TO? 211 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,080 A WOMAN WHO'S ACTUALLY HAD RELATIONSHIPS 212 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:13,223 OR SOMEONE WHO GOES TO STRIP CLUBS FIVE TIMES A WEEK? 213 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,820 - OH, WHOA. LOOK AT THAT. 214 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,022 IT'S ALREADY TIME FOR OUR FIRST BREAK. 215 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,533 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER WE PAY SOME BILLS. 216 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:19,855 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME GOING TO STRIP CLUBS? 217 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,260 COME ON, MY GIRLFRIEND IS LISTENING! 218 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,631 - [laughs] YOU HAVE A-- 219 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,231 YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 220 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,532 - YES. 221 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,674 I MEAN, I DID. 222 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,141 - I'M SORRY. 223 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,140 MAYBE THIS IS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU. 224 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,342 YOU COULD TELL HER THAT THE STRIP CLUBS 225 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:40,284 ARE YOUR WAY OF AVOIDING THE INTIMACY 226 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,750 THAT YOU WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE. 227 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,421 - WOW. 228 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,788 YOU KNOW, THAT IS EXACTLY 229 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,217 THE SORT OF CRAP THAT WOMEN ALWAYS BUY. 230 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,491 IT MIGHT JUST BE STUPID ENOUGH TO WORK. 231 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,419 THANK YOU. 232 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,027 YOUR ADVICE WASN'T STUPID ENOUGH TO WORK. 233 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,199 IT WAS JUST STUPID. 234 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,467 WHICH WAY TO YOUR GUEST ROOM? 235 00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,825 - WAIT, WHAT? NO. 236 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:04,043 - FYI, I SLEEP IN THE NUDE. 237 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,707 - FYI, 238 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,937 I LIVE IN THE BACK. 239 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,485 - I--I WOULD'VE GOT A HOTEL, 240 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:20,946 BUT I KIND OF MAXED OUT MY CREDIT CARDS. 241 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,994 SO STAYING HERE REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME. 242 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,431 HEY, MELANIE, I DON'T LIKE DOWN PILLOWS! 243 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:29,226 - SHUT UP! YOU GET WHAT YOU GET! 244 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:32,069 - SO SHE THE REASON YOU GUYS LOOK SO SOUR? 245 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:36,135 - OH, JOY ALWAYS LOOKS THAT WAY. 246 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,766 - WE'RE STUDENTS AT CLEVELAND STATE, 247 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,071 AND WE FLUNKED OUR FINALS. 248 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,042 AND OUR PROFESSOR WON'T GIVE US A RETEST. 249 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,041 - OH. 250 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,412 DID YOU TRY SEDUCING HIM? 251 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:47,510 - EH, I IMPLIED CERTAIN THINGS, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK. 252 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:51,024 - SAME. 253 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,918 - ALL RIGHT, PLAN B. 254 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,920 TELL HIM THAT HIS CLASSROOM 255 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,961 PROMOTED UNBALANCED GENDER ISSUES. 256 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,486 HE'LL BEG YOU NOT TO REPORT THAT 257 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,590 TO THE SCREECHING FEMINISTS ON THE FACULTY BOARD. 258 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:02,202 - WELL, THAT'S JUST CHAUVINISTIC. 259 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,525 BUT IT MIGHT WORK. 260 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:07,431 - IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR LETTING ME STAY WITH YOU. 261 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,404 I DON'T LIKE TINY SOAPS EITHER! 262 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:13,212 - SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! 263 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,406 - YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST LIKE MY SISTERS. 264 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,838 I COME FROM A BIG ITALIAN FAMILY. 265 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,314 - MY BOYFRIEND IS ITALIAN. 266 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,882 HE'S A WIDOWER, 267 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,981 AND I JUST MET HIS CHILDREN FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY. 268 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:27,124 THEY ALL CRIED. 269 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,320 - AH, IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. YOU COULD'VE SAT IN HER CHAIR. 270 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:32,362 [chuckles] 271 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,829 YOU SAT IN HER CHAIR. 272 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,958 - BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HER CHAIR. 273 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:40,174 - LOOK, TO THEM, SHE'S STILL IN THAT CHAIR. 274 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,237 WHEN ITALIAN WOMEN DIE, THEY--THEY DON'T LEAVE. 275 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:46,366 THEY STICK AROUND AND HAUNT THEIR HUSBANDS FOREVER 276 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,083 TO KEEP 'EM FROM BEING HAPPY. 277 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:52,776 JUST LIKE THEY DID WHEN THEY WERE ALIVE. 278 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,320 - SO WHAT DO I DO? 279 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,545 - INVITE THEM OVER HERE, 280 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,349 WHERE THERE'S NO MEMORY OF HIS LATE WIFE. 281 00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,351 I'LL COOK. 282 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,792 - OH, THAT IS SO NICE OF YOU. 283 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:04,889 - IT WORKED! WE'RE GETTING THE RETEST. 284 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,592 - WELL, HOW'S THAT GOING TO HELP ME? 285 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:10,304 - ELKA DISAGREES WITH SOMETHING IN THE PROFESSOR'S TEXTBOOK, 286 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:13,467 AND MELANIE'S ADVICE WAS THAT TEACHERS LIKE TO BE CHALLENGED. 287 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,396 - OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. 288 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,102 GUYS DON'T WANT TO BE CHALLENGED. 289 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,814 JUST TELL THE PROFESSOR WHATEVER HE WANTS TO HEAR. 290 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,937 MEN JUST WANT TO EAT, DRINK, HAVE SEX, 291 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,812 AND NOT HAVE THEIR BALLS BUSTED. 292 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:27,082 OH, SPEAKING OF, HEY, MELANIE. 293 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,650 - GO TO YOUR ROOM, FRANKIE. 294 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,948 MY FRIENDS HAVE PROBLEMS, AND THEY NEED MY ADVICE. 295 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,221 - ACTUALLY, WE'RE GOOD. 296 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,494 - FRANKIE SOLVED OUR PROBLEMS. 297 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,589 - YEAH, IT'S KIND OF NICE 298 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,830 GETTING THE MALE PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. 299 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,458 - REALLY? 300 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,832 BUT YOU ALWAYS COME TO ME FOR ADVICE. 301 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:44,971 I'M THE PROBLEM SOLVER. 302 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,365 - OH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 303 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,836 LET'S FORGET THAT I JUST SOLVED EVERYBODY'S PROBLEMS 304 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:48,965 IN UNDER THREE MINUTES, 305 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:52,839 AND LET'S HEAR WHAT MELANIE HAS TO SAY. 306 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,510 - HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO BE HERE? 307 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,137 - A WHILE. 308 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,283 MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A LOOK LIKE 309 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,107 SHE WAS GONNA STAB ME WITH AN ICE PICK. 310 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,353 OH, THERE'S THE LOOK. 311 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:10,024 - SO NICE TO MEET ALL OF YOU. - THANK YOU. 312 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,393 - I WONDER WHAT'S KEEPING VICTORIA. 313 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,931 - SHE'S DOING A HAIR AND MAKEUP TEST FOR MY MOVIE. 314 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:17,457 YOU KNOW, ANTHONY, JOY AND ELKA ARE STUDENTS 315 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,904 AT CLEVELAND STATE, JUST LIKE GRANDPA. 316 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,070 YOU TWO GET YOUR FINAL EXAM GRADES BACK YET? 317 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,769 - NO. THEY'LL BE POSTED ONLINE TONIGHT. 318 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,141 WE'RE ACTUALLY QUITE NERVOUS. 319 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,139 - I THINK IT'S SO INSPIRING, 320 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,041 GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AT YOUR AGE. 321 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,453 - SAY THANK YOU, JOY. 322 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,615 - EVERYBODY, I MADE ANTIPASTI. 323 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,547 - WE MADE ANTIPASTI, AND IT'S DELICIOUS. 324 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,893 WE HAVE MOZZARELLA. - MOZZARELL. 325 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,420 - PROSCIUTTO. - PROZHUTE. 326 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,534 - CAPPICOLA. - GABA-GOOL. 327 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,085 - WOULD YOU STOP? 328 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,264 [sighs] I'M SORRY. 329 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,332 HI, I'M MELANIE. 330 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,900 - AND I'M FRANKIE. YOU MUST BE J.J. 331 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,970 VICTORIA LET ME READ YOUR SCRIPT. 332 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,397 I THOUGHT IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. - THANK YOU. 333 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,702 - YOU KNOW, FROM WHAT YOUR FATHER WROTE, 334 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,313 YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE BEEN ONE HELL OF A BROAD. 335 00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,605 - OH, SHE WAS. 336 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,436 HEY, YOU WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF HER? 337 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,911 - OH, SURE. 338 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,381 OH, NO OFFENSE, J.J., 339 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,479 BUT YOUR WIFE HAD A GREAT RACK. 340 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,482 - FRANKIE! 341 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,053 - NO, HE'S RIGHT. 342 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,423 SHE WAS PRETTY, WASN'T SHE? - YEAH. 343 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,221 - SHE WAS THE MOST PERFECT MOM ANYONE COULD EVER-- 344 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,494 - HEY, HEY, NONE OF THAT. 345 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,731 - MAYBE I SHOULD OPEN ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WINE. 346 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:24,057 - NO, LET ME DO THAT FOR YOU, JOY. 347 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,234 - YOU KNOW WHAT? DAD'S RIGHT. 348 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:29,943 WE ALL AGREED TO KEEP OUR EMOTIONS IN CHECK TONIGHT. 349 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,537 I MEAN, YES, WE LOVE MOM, 350 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:35,278 BUT SHE IS NO LONGER WITH US. 351 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,523 - MOMMY, NANA WOKE UP! 352 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,364 - I AM SO SORRY. 353 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,956 I'M JUST DRESSED LIKE THIS FOR THE MOVIE. 354 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,589 I MEANT TO GET HOME WITH PLENTY OF TIME TO CHANGE, 355 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,233 BUT I'LL JUST GO DO THAT NOW. 356 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,958 - NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT. 357 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,034 IT'S JUST... 358 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,201 THIS MIGHT SOUND A LITTLE STRANGE, 359 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,070 BUT YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE MY MOTHER, 360 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,570 AND IT JUST FEELS LIKE SHE'S HERE. 361 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,012 AND THERE'S SO MUCH I WANT TO SAY TO YOU... 362 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,038 HER... 363 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,553 MOM. 364 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,375 WOULD IT BE TOO WEIRD IF I TOLD YOU? 365 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:18,992 - IT MIGHT BE. 366 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,986 - I GOT THAT PROMOTION, MOM. 367 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:24,458 - OH, CONGRATULATIONS...LISA? 368 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,257 - YEAH. 369 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,304 - IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THIS HEADING INTO A WEIRD AREA? 370 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,697 - HEADING INTO? 371 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,869 - YOU KNOW, VICTORIA IS SO EXCITED 372 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,197 TO PLAY YOUR MOTHER IN THE MOVIE, 373 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,573 BUT HOW ABOUT SHE GOES AND CHANGES 374 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,841 SO THAT WE CAN ALL HAVE DINNER TOGETHER? 375 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,180 - YES, I MADE A DELICIOUS PUTTANESCA--PUTTANESC. 376 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,776 - THAT'S NOT A THING. - YOU'RE NOT A THING. 377 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,481 [glass shatters] 378 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:51,853 - CONNIE? 379 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,691 - J.J., IT'S ME, VICTORIA. 380 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:56,915 - RIGHT. 381 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:59,663 [chuckles] OF COURSE. 382 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:00,789 SORRY, EVERYBODY. 383 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,033 I'LL GET SOMETHING TO CLEAN THAT UP. 384 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,366 - J.J., ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 385 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,341 - SORRY, VICTORIA. 386 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,940 FOR A MOMENT, I THOUGHT IT WAS HER. 387 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,213 - AND I SAW THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES 388 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:22,051 WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS HER. 389 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:26,049 YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH HER, AREN'T YOU? 390 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:29,293 - I AM. 391 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,059 - WELL... 392 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:35,528 I'LL JUST GO UP AND CHANGE, AND--AND THEN WE'LL TALK. 393 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,296 - [whispers] YEAH. 394 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:47,073 [phone rings] 395 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:50,444 - [gasps] OH, MY GOD, WE BOTH PASSED! 396 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,753 I'M GOING TO GET A COLLEGE DEGREE! 397 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,575 OWEN AND WILBUR WILL BE SO PROUD OF ME. 398 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:58,251 - OH, I'VE GOTTA TEXT COACH. 399 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,360 - THOUGHT I WAS READY, VICTORIA. 400 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,315 - YEAH, I KNOW. 401 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:08,104 - THIS GRIEF THING-- DOESN'T COME WITH A PLAYBOOK. 402 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,955 - I UNDERSTAND. 403 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,802 I DON'T THINK I'M COMPLETELY OVER EMMET EITHER. 404 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,169 SO... [sighs] 405 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,238 IS THIS GOOD-BYE? 406 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,338 - I DON'T WANT IT TO BE. 407 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,380 YOU, THE MOVIE--I THINK I JUST NEED TO PUT EVERYTHING 408 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,405 ON HOLD FOR A BEAT. 409 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,681 HOW ABOUT...NOT YET? 410 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:33,422 - OKAY, NOT YET. 411 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,920 THEY SAY IT TAKES HALF THE TIME YOU WERE MARRIED TO GET OVER IT. 412 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,955 - WOW. 16 YEARS. 413 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,930 - THREE HOURS. 414 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:48,471 AND, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THAT WASN'T MY SHORTEST MARRIAGE. 415 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,673 WE'VE LIVED VERY DIFFERENT LIVES. 416 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:57,143 - WELL, I LIKE OUR DIFFERENCES. 417 00:17:57,144 --> 00:18:00,984 I'M GOING TO MISS YOU. 418 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,320 EAT A SLICE OF PIZZA EVERY NOW AND THEN. 419 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,486 AND NO KNIFE AND FORK-- YOU JUST FOLD IT AND IN. 420 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,915 - OKAY, I WILL. 421 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,459 AND THE NEXT TIME YOU GO TO THE DRUGSTORE 422 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,615 AND SEE A SIX-PACK OF TUBE SOCKS ON SALE, 423 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,563 JUST KEEP WALKING. - [laughs] 424 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,629 DEAL. 425 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,165 WELL, I BETTER GET GOING. 426 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:21,725 - NO. I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONE SITTING HERE 427 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,404 WATCHING YOU WALK AWAY. 428 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,573 - WELL, I DON'T WANNA WATCH YOU WALK AWAY EITHER 429 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,512 BECAUSE IT'LL REMIND ME OF... 430 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,938 HOW MUCH I LIKE WATCHING YOU WALK AWAY. 431 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,224 - OKAY, SO WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER. 432 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,687 OH, J.J. 433 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:47,192 ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE. 434 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,966 - DON'T GET TOO HOLLYWOOD. 435 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,668 - DON'T STAY TOO CLEVELAND. 436 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,918 - WELL, J.J. AND I BROKE UP. 437 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,945 - I'M SORRY. - ME TOO. 438 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,751 - DON'T WORRY. I SAW THE WAY HE LOOKED AT YOU. 439 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:14,793 HE'LL BE BACK. 440 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:18,017 - OH, THAT'S SWEET, FRANKIE. 441 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,434 - WELL, UM, 442 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:22,496 IT'S BEEN REALLY GOOD FOR ME BEING AROUND YOU GUYS. 443 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,525 ACTUALLY, YOU'VE INSPIRED ME TO GO HOME 444 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,231 AND MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH THE GIRLFRIEND. 445 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,273 - SO YOU'RE GOING TO TELL HER THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO 446 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,898 TO STRIP CLUBS ANYMORE? - DAMN STRAIGHT. 447 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,372 - AND YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT GOING TO GO TO STRIP CLUBS ANYMORE? 448 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,742 - OOH, YEAH, THAT'S GOING TO BE A PROBLEM. 449 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:40,852 BUT ALL KIDDING ASIDE, MELANIE, 450 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,277 YOU'RE A FANTASTIC ITALIAN GIRL. 451 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,893 YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO BE ALONE. 452 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,086 - THANK YOU. 453 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,487 - I MEAN, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A SWIFFER 454 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,719 TO CLEAN OUT THE COBWEBS DOWN THERE, 455 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:54,663 BUT IT'LL HAPPEN SOMEDAY. 456 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,667 - [chuckles] LOVE YOU TOO, FRANKIE. 457 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,467 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, ENOUGH OF THIS. WHO WANTS SOME PIZZA? 458 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,769 - I WOULD LOVE A SLICE OF PIZZA. 459 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,471 - I'LL GO AND GET YOU A KNIFE AND FORK. 460 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,743 - NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU EAT PIZZA. 461 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,611 THIS IS HOW YOU EAT PIZZA. 462 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,945 - THIS HAS BEEN FUN, 463 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,493 BUT I GOT A GAME TO GO TO. 464 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,170 [upbeat music] 465 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,567 - * BA-BA, BA-BA 466 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,810 * BA-BA, BA-BA 467 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:47,111 * BA-BA, BA-BA 468 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,583 * BA-BA, BA-BA 469 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:55,722 * 470 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,734 * HEY! 31941

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