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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,340 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,348 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,050 ARE WE READY? 4 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:15,282 NOW, THIS IS THE RED CARPET 5 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:16,816 FOR THE CLEVELAND RHAPSODY PREMIERE, 6 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,390 AND YOU ARE THE PRESS. 7 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,549 - MS. CHASE, WHO DID YOU BRING WITH YOU TONIGHT? 8 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:22,618 - OH, I BROUGHT MY DAUGHTER EMMY. 9 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:24,386 AND NO, SHE'S NOT MY SISTER. 10 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:28,055 [chuckles] 11 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:29,356 - NO ONE SAID THAT. 12 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:31,967 - SOMEONE WILL. 13 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:33,769 EMMY IS AN ACTRESS AS WELL, 14 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:37,211 STARRING IN THE UPCOMING TNT SERIES COLE'S LAW. 15 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,038 - COLESLAW? 16 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:41,783 - NO, IT'S COLE'S LAW. 17 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:44,579 SHE PLAYS BETTHANY COLE, A MIAMI BEACH LAWYER. 18 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:46,652 - OH, WELL, IT'LL BE GREAT TO SEE EMMY AGAIN. 19 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,450 I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M GONNA ASK TO THE PREMIERE. 20 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:49,482 WHO ARE YOU ASKING, JOY? 21 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,387 - STONE VAN BUREN. 22 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:52,949 MY BOSS' COUSIN. 23 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,316 WELL, AT FIRST I WAS SKEPTICAL, 24 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:57,355 BUT THEN BOB SHOWED ME HIS PICTURE AT THE OFFICE. 25 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:58,631 HE'S A MODEL. 26 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:01,599 I'M DATING A MODEL. 27 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:03,399 WE'VE BEEN FLIRT TEXTING, 28 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:06,131 BUT I'M READY TO OFFICIALLY INVITE HIM. 29 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,344 - WELL, THIS IS GOOD. 30 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:08,738 YOU'RE GETTING OVER SIMON. 31 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:09,939 - WELL, NOT REALLY. 32 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:12,140 BUT YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE SO HOT 33 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:14,243 THEY MAKE YOU FORGET HOW MUCH YOU LOVE OTHER PEOPLE? 34 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:15,905 - OH, I'VE BEEN THERE. - [murmurs in agreement] 35 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:16,983 [cell phone beeps] 36 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,980 - OH, HE TEXTED BACK. 37 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,452 "I'D LOVE TO GO. 38 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:23,351 "IN FACT, I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU OUT FOR A WHILE. 39 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:25,654 #SECRETCRUSH, HAHA." 40 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:29,016 OH, NO, WHY IS HE TEXTING LIKE A LOSER? 41 00:01:29,056 --> 00:01:32,286 - NO, THIS IS MY PHONE! 42 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,926 I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TEXTING MY DENTIST ABOUT MY APPOINTMENT. 43 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:38,372 NOW MY DENTIST THINKS I ASKED HIM TO THE PREMIERE. 44 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:39,369 [cell phone rings] 45 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,270 OH, IT'S HIM. 46 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:44,002 HI, DR. WORMSER. 47 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,707 OKAY, LARRY. 48 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,339 [chuckles uncomfortably] OH, YES. 49 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:48,605 ABOUT THAT TEXT-- 50 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,082 UH, OH, NO. 51 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:53,978 I'VE NEVER BEEN TOLD THAT I HAVE FOXY BICUSPIDS. 52 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:56,254 OKAY, SEE YOU THEN. 53 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:58,094 I HATE YOU. 54 00:01:58,186 --> 00:01:59,446 - I'M SORRY. 55 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:01,957 I JUST DON'T FEEL SEXY WEARING MY READING GLASSES 56 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:03,289 WHEN I'M TEXTING MEN. 57 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:04,294 [cell phone beeps] 58 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,625 - UGH, NOW HE'S TEXTING ME. 59 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,830 OH, HE WANTS ME TO FRIEND HIM ON FACEBOOK, 60 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:09,932 FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER, 61 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,873 AND HE JUST POSTED A PHOTO OF MY MOUTH 62 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:15,239 ON INSTAGRAM. 63 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:16,639 THANKS TO YOU, JOY, 64 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:19,940 I AM DATING A CHRONIC STATUS UPDATER. 65 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,043 - MELANIE, SWEETIE, I'M SORRY, 66 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,775 BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MUCH HAPPINESS 67 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,381 IN THE WORLD AT ONE TIME, 68 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:28,753 AND RIGHT NOW, IT'S MINE. 69 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:32,522 I'M GOING OUT WITH A MODEL. 70 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:35,023 - I HAVE A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 71 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:37,285 - HEY, THAT'S MY THING. 72 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:39,555 - I'VE TAKEN A LOVER. 73 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:44,302 - HEY, THAT'S MY THING. 74 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:48,042 - [clears throat] 75 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:50,238 SORRY TO INTERRUPT. I'M LUKE. 76 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:53,368 HEY, BABE, UM, 77 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:56,737 WHAT'S THE WI-FI PASSWORD? 78 00:02:56,777 --> 00:03:00,577 - MY MEASUREMENTS. 79 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,124 - I'VE GOT THOSE MEMORIZED. 80 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:03,849 - [giggles] 81 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,300 - OKAY, I'LL SAY IT. 82 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:17,768 WHAT THE... [doorbell chimes] 83 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,828 - THAT MUST BE EMMY. 84 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:26,370 EMMY, MY DARLING. OH. 85 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,306 - HI. 86 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,014 THE DRY CLEANER WAS DROPPING THIS OFF. 87 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,405 I SAID I'D BRING IT IN. 88 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:34,417 - OH, THANK YOU. 89 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,418 [both squeal] 90 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:36,649 - CONGRATULATIONS! 91 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:39,794 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? 92 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:40,790 - WHAT A SURPRISE. 93 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:41,791 - I KNOW. 94 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,192 I USUALLY SHY AWAY FROM THIS COLOR, 95 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,661 BUT I THOUGHT, IT'S A PREMIERE, SO WHY NOT? 96 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:49,833 - NOT THE DRESS, YOU IDIOT, YOUR DAUGHTER. 97 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:52,173 - OH, MY GOD. 98 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,839 YOU--YOU GOT FAT. 99 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:59,340 [upbeat music] 100 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,613 - * BA-BA, BA-BA 101 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:04,912 * BA-BA, BA-BA 102 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:05,905 * HEY! 103 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,346 - I'M EIGHT MONTHS ALONG. 104 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:09,921 - WELL, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 105 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:12,890 BUT I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 106 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,420 - BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D APPROVE 107 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,385 OF ME GETTING PREGNANT WHILE MY CAREER WAS TAKING OFF. 108 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:17,764 - WELL, IT'S NOT IDEAL, 109 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:22,101 BUT IF THE KARDASHIANS HAVE TAUGHT US ANYTHING, 110 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:25,329 IT'S THE VALUE OF A BABY BUMP. 111 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,533 NOW, OBVIOUSLY WE MISSED 112 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,867 THE "IS SHE OR ISN'T SHE" COVER STORIES, 113 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:32,612 BUT WE CAN STILL SPECULATE ON WHO THE CELEBRITY FATHER IS. 114 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,780 - I KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS. 115 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,778 HIS NAME IS ALAN. HE'S A TEACHER. 116 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:39,980 - OH, ON WHAT SHOW? 117 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,184 - HE'S NOT AN ACTOR. 118 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,915 HE'S A FOURTH GRADE SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER. 119 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,362 - DARLING, CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED, BUT IN MY DAY, 120 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:51,355 AN ACTRESS GOT KNOCKED UP BY HER DIRECTOR OR COSTAR. 121 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:56,161 - AND I'M NOT KNOCKED UP. I'M MARRIED. 122 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,966 - OH, THAT'S LOVELY. 123 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,498 - YOU'RE--YOU'RE MARRIED? 124 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:02,103 - WE ELOPED AFTER I FOUND OUT THAT I WAS PREGNANT WITH MELON. 125 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,095 - AND WHO IS MELON? 126 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,966 - THAT'S THE BABY'S NAME. 127 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:08,777 - MELON? 128 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,039 AS IN SHORT FOR MELANIE? 129 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:14,778 - NO, MELON AS IN THE FRUIT. 130 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:15,875 MELANIE'S SUCH A DATED NAME. 131 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,216 IT MAKES ME THINK OF A SAD, OLD WOMAN 132 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,450 SITTING IN AN ARMCHAIR. 133 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:28,856 - YOU DO REALIZE MY NAME IS MELANIE. 134 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:31,056 - SHE MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT SHE MET YOU BEFORE. 135 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:34,198 SHE HAS A BRAIN TUMOR. 136 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:35,844 - OH, HI, MELANIE. 137 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,269 I'M EMMY. 138 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,707 - HEY, BABE? UM... 139 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:48,821 I'M RUNNING OUR BATH. 140 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:53,489 ARE YOU FEELING JASMINE OR LAVENDER? 141 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:55,761 - SURPRISE ME, LOVER. 142 00:05:58,258 --> 00:06:01,028 - AND ON THAT DELICIOUS NOTE, 143 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,761 I NEED TO BE GOING. 144 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,326 DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR MY LUNCH DATE 145 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:05,872 WITH STONE VAN BUREN. 146 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,329 - OOH, HE SOUNDS SEXY. 147 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,795 - INDEED HE IS. 148 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:12,007 - AND I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR MY DENTIST APPOINTMENT 149 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,839 WITH LARRY WORMSER. 150 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,784 - OOH, HE SOUNDS LESS SEXY. 151 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:19,449 - INDEED HE IS. 152 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:22,917 - WELL, NOW THAT I'M OVER THE SHOCK OF IT, 153 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:26,150 I DO THINK THAT THIS BABY COULD BE A BLESSING IN DISGUISE. 154 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:29,086 NOW, THE FIRST THING TO DO IS SIT DOWN WITH YOUR PUBLICIST 155 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,992 FROM COLE'S LAW. 156 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:34,634 - IT'S COLE'S...LAW. 157 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:36,862 ANYWAY, I'M QUITTING THE SHOW. 158 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,227 I HAVE TOO MUCH ON MY PLATE FOR COLE'S LAW. 159 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:43,066 - WELL, NOW I'M JUST HUNGRY. 160 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,713 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE QUITTING THE SHOW? 161 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,239 - I'M GONNA BE A STAY-AT-HOME MOM. 162 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:48,344 - A WHAT? 163 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,135 - OH, HERE WE GO. 164 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,207 - LOOK, I SAID NOTHING ABOUT THE PREGNANCY. 165 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,245 - YOU SAID IT WASN'T IDEAL. 166 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,820 - I KEPT QUIET ABOUT THE MARRIAGE. 167 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,718 - YOU SAID THAT I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN KNOCKED UP BY A DIRECTOR. 168 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:00,250 - BUT I CAN KEEP SILENT NO LONGER. 169 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:01,857 YOU CAN'T QUIT. 170 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,959 BEING AN ACTRESS HAS ALWAYS BEEN OUR DREAM. 171 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:07,061 BEING OTHER PEOPLE IS WHO WE ARE. 172 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,104 - AND BEING PREGNANT CHANGED ALL THAT. 173 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,129 I DON'T WANT TO RAISE MY CHILD IN AN ENVIRONMENT 174 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,804 THAT IS SO SUPERFICIAL AND MEANINGLESS. 175 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,073 - OH, YOU'RE SAYING THAT MY LIFE 176 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,671 IS SUPERFICIAL AND MEANINGLESS? 177 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,143 - NO, I'M SAYING THAT WHAT WE DO 178 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,510 IS SUPERFICIAL AND MEANINGLESS. 179 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,339 - OH, WELL, THEN, MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED TO GO 180 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,783 TO SOMETHING AS SUPERFICIAL AS A MOVIE PREMIERE. 181 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:25,010 - OH, WELL, MAYBE I DON'T. 182 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,175 LET'S GO, MELON. 183 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:37,691 AND DO NOT LET THIS WADDLE UNDERMINE MY DRAMATIC EXIT. 184 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:51,670 - JOY. 185 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,365 - BOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 186 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:55,707 - WELL, I HEARD YOU HAD A LUNCH DATE 187 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:56,713 WITH MY COUSIN STONE. 188 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,114 THOUGHT I'D INTRODUCE YOU, 189 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,975 SMOOTH THE WAY. 190 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,184 - OKAY. 191 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,546 GUESS HE'S LATE, HUH? 192 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,285 - YEAH. - I'LL TEXT HIM. 193 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,819 - OH, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. WE COULD-- 194 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,785 [cell phone beeps] 195 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:11,994 - NO. 196 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,555 - LET ME EXPLAIN. 197 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:15,601 - YOU'RE STONE VAN BUREN? 198 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:19,629 - OH, I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN. 199 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:23,137 - BUT WE'VE BEEN TEXTING, SOMETIMES SEXTING. 200 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:28,010 - YES, SOME OF OUR EXCHANGES WERE QUITE RACY. 201 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:31,181 BUT PERHAPS A PART OF YOU KNEW YOU WERE TEXTING ME ALL ALONG. 202 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,911 - NO PART OF ME KNEW THAT. 203 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,577 WAIT, IF YOU'RE STONE, 204 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,923 WHO'S THIS HOT GUY IN THE PICTURE YOU TEXTED ME? 205 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,821 - OH, THAT'S A PIC FROM GQ. 206 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,623 IT'S SUPPOSED TO INSPIRE ME TO EAT BETTER AND EXERCISE MORE. 207 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:45,356 I GUESS WE CAN BOTH SEE IT'S BEEN WORKING. 208 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:48,332 - SO YOU JUST MAKE UP A FAKE COUSIN? 209 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,001 - I HAD MY REASONS, JOY. 210 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:54,001 - LOOK, I MENTIONED YOU TO MY PARENTS IN CANADA. 211 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,104 THEY SAW YOUR PICTURE, 212 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,295 AND, WELL, THEY MADE SOME ASSUMPTIONS. 213 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,137 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ASSUMPTIONS"? 214 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,672 - THEY ASSUMED I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH 215 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:04,238 WHEN I SAID YOU WERE MY FIANCEE. 216 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:05,477 - YOUR FIANCEE? 217 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,622 - JOY, MY MOM AND DAD THINK I'M A HUGE LOSER, 218 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:11,349 BUT SINCE THEY FOUND OUT I COULD LAND A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE YOU, 219 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,624 WELL, THEY'RE JUST DYING TO MEET YOU. 220 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,690 - [scoffs] 221 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,361 WELL, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 222 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,388 I WILL NOT BE PART OF THIS CHARADE, 223 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:18,464 FLYING UP TO CANADA TO MEET YOUR PARENTS. 224 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,031 - NO NEED, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE. 225 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,400 - WHAT? 226 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,331 THIS IS INSANE. 227 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:27,265 I HAVE TO TELL THEM THAT YOU FABRICATED 228 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,270 THIS ENTIRE THING. 229 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,841 - OH, JOY, NO, WAIT. 230 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,641 - HI. - UH... 231 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,680 - LISTEN, BOB AND I-- WE'RE NOT ENGAGED, 232 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,279 AND WE'RE NOT A COUPLE. 233 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:42,150 AND SORRY TO DISAPPOINT, BUT WE NEVER WILL BE. 234 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,282 OH, LOOK. 235 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,316 THEY'VE TAKEN THE NEWS QUITE WELL. 236 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,291 THEY DON'T SEEM UPSET AT ALL. 237 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:49,159 - MY PARENTS ARE DEAF, JOY. 238 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,419 THEY DON'T READ LIPS. 239 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,527 THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU JUST SAID. 240 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,202 - YEAH, UH-HUH. 241 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,669 - WHAT'S HE SAYING? 242 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,125 - HE SAYS HE CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE REAL. 243 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,696 HE WAS SURE I'D MADE YOU UP. 244 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,365 - WELL, I'VE SEEN SIGN LANGUAGE BEFORE, AND THAT DIDN'T LOOK-- 245 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,814 - OH, WE DON'T USE STANDARD SIGN LANGUAGE 246 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,780 BECAUSE, WELL, I NEVER REALLY GOT THE HANG OF IT. 247 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,781 IT'S HARD. 248 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,084 - NO. NO, MOM. 249 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,785 I DON'T THINK SHE'S TOO OLD. 250 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,557 - BOB, YOUR PARENTS AREN'T VERY NICE. 251 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,519 - OH, AND YOU JUST ASSUMED THEY'D BE NICE 252 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,087 BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAF. 253 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,757 - NO, BECAUSE THEY'RE CANADIAN. 254 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,898 - WELL, IF YOU THINK THEY'RE MEAN HERE, 255 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,603 YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT COMES OUT OF THEIR HANDS 256 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,174 WHEN WE'RE AT HOME. 257 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,642 - OH, YOU POOR THING. 258 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:46,105 JUST TELL THEM THAT I CARE FOR THEIR SON VERY MUCH. 259 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,546 - JOY, THEY'RE DEAF. 260 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,950 IF WE REALLY WANT TO CONVINCE THEM, 261 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,152 I'M AFRAID THEY'LL HAVE TO 262 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,194 READ OUR LIPS. 263 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,355 - OH, FINE. 264 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,741 - MOM SAYS-- - YEAH. YEAH. 265 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,967 I KNOW WHAT THAT ONE MEANS. 266 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:17,041 - AH. HOLD ON. 267 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,177 QUICK SHOT. 268 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:24,078 I'M POSTING THIS ON TWITTER. 269 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:27,987 #IVEBEENINHERMOUTHALLMORNING. 270 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:32,191 - BECAUSE HE'S MY DENTIST. 271 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,895 SO WHAT IS IT YOU DO, LUKE? 272 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:42,240 - OH, LIVE, LEARN, LOVE. 273 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,343 I'M A BIT OF A RENAISSANCE MAN. 274 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,583 RENAISSANCE FAIRE MAN. 275 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:50,939 ELKA AND I ROLE-PLAY. 276 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:54,008 SHE'S THE VILLAGE MILKMAID. 277 00:11:57,184 --> 00:12:01,864 - MY MILK CHURNS BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD. 278 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,887 - DID YOU PATCH THINGS UP WITH EMMY? 279 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,497 - NO, I MADE IT WORSE. 280 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,029 SHE'S PACKING AND BOOKING A FLIGHT HOME, 281 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,795 AND THE HARDEST PART IS, I KNOW HER. 282 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,274 SHE'LL BE MISERABLE IF SHE GIVES UP ACTING. 283 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,543 - THAT IS THE TOUGH PART ABOUT HAVING ADULT CHILDREN. 284 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,241 YOU HAVE TO LET THEM MAKE THEIR OWN CHOICES AND MISTAKES. 285 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:25,254 - YOU KNOW, AS THE MAN OF THE HOUSE, UM... 286 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,324 I DON'T KNOW, I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO WEIGH IN HERE. 287 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,449 UM, YOU KNOW, MY GRANDFATHER WAS CRITICAL 288 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,554 OF THE WAY MY MOM WAS LIVING HER LIFE, 289 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,916 SO SHE NEVER LET ME SEE HIM, AND I NEVER GOT TO KNOW HIM. 290 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,627 - ELKA'S LOVER IS RIGHT. 291 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,925 I WANT TO SEE MY GRANDCHILD. 292 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,374 I WANT TO BE A PART OF EMMY'S LIFE. 293 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:51,239 SO I'VE JUST GOT TO APOLOGIZE AND KEEP MY OPINIONS TO MYSELF. 294 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,511 - OH, WELL, SOMETIMES A LITTLE FIGHTING 295 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,010 CAN BE A POSITIVE THING IN A RELATIONSHIP TOO. 296 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,613 ELKA AND I HAVE GONE A FEW ROUNDS, 297 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,914 HAVEN'T WE, BABE? 298 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,377 BUT THEN AGAIN, THINGS ARE BOUND TO TURN HOT 299 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:06,985 WHEN FIRE MEETS FIRE. 300 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,428 - YOU SURE YOU CAN KEEP YOUR OPINIONS 301 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,873 TO YOURSELF, VICTORIA? 302 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:21,225 - I'M DOING IT NOW. 303 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,506 OH, MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER, 304 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,880 SO PLUMP WITH CHILD. 305 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,440 I'M SO HAPPY YOU STAYED IN CLEVELAND 306 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,878 TO BE WITH ME ON MY BIG NIGHT. 307 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,253 - I'M GLAD WE MADE UP. 308 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,621 THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT YOU AGREED WITH ALL MY CHOICES. 309 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,889 - WELL, IT'S EASY WHEN YOUR CHOICES ARE SO GREAT 310 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:43,059 AND CAREFULLY THOUGHT OUT. 311 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,490 - INSTAGRAM TIME, PEOPLE. 312 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,555 I'M GONNA TWEET THIS PHOTO. 313 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,503 HEY, HOW ABOUT A RETWEET 314 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,728 FOR CLEVELAND'S MOST INTERACTIVE DENTIST 315 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:54,203 FROM THE STAR OF COLESLAW? 316 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:58,144 - IT'S COLE'S LAW. 317 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,471 - WHAT DID I SAY? 318 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,677 - AND I CLOSED MY ACCOUNT NOW THAT I'M HAVING THE WRITERS 319 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,809 KILL OFF MY CHARACTER. 320 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:04,811 - WHAT? 321 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,112 BUT, DARLING, 322 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,116 IF THEY KILL OFF YOUR CHARACTER, YOU CAN'T GO BACK. 323 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,478 - THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 324 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,546 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T REALLY BE A GOOD MOM AND KEEP ACTING. 325 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,224 - OH, I KEPT ACTING. 326 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,463 - YES, YOU DID. 327 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,925 - WOW, A LOT OF UNRESOLVED PARENT-CHILD ISSUES THERE, 328 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,262 EH, JOY TOY? 329 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,527 - YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. 330 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,665 A MIDDLE-AGED MAN PRETENDING TO HAVE A FIANCEE 331 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,270 TO PLEASE HIS MEAN, DEAF PARENTS? 332 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,372 BE A MAN AND STAND UP TO THEM. - I'VE TRIED. 333 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:36,935 I JUST CAN NEVER FIND THE RIGHT GESTURES. 334 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,047 - YES, I WAS A WORKING MOTHER, 335 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:42,019 WORKING TO PROVIDE YOU WITH ANYTHING YOU WANTED. 336 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,549 WHAT, YOU THINK ALL THE OTHER CHILDREN 337 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,493 HAD MANDY PATINKIN COME TO THEIR SIXTH BIRTHDAY PARTY? 338 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,159 - I DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS, AND I WANTED URKEL. 339 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,229 - I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 340 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,359 - DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 341 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,363 I DON'T WANT TO BE A MOTHER LIKE YOU. 342 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,355 - TAKE THAT BACK. 343 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,526 - I WON'T. - FINE. 344 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,595 A DRAMATIC PAUSE THEN. 345 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,343 - PUNCTUATED BY AN ANGRY SIGH. 346 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:07,170 [both sigh angrily] 347 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:10,207 - I'M SENSING KIND OF A BAD VIBE HERE. 348 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,683 MAYBE A DRINK WOULD HELP? 349 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:12,981 CAN I FRESHEN THAT FOR YOU, BABE? 350 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,310 - I'M GOOD, LOVER. 351 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,877 - OKAY. 352 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,583 - #CONFUSED. 353 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,187 WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR GUYS' DEAL? 354 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,690 - THERE'S NO DEAL, MAN. WE JUST ENJOY EACH OTHER. 355 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,733 - OUR SOULS TOUCH. 356 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,898 - AND EVERYTHING ELSE. - [giggles] 357 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,456 - OH, I FEEL SICK. 358 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,127 - WE ALL DO, HONEY. 359 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,066 - IT'S NOT THAT. 360 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,202 SOMETHING'S HAPPENING. 361 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,196 - WHAT? - WHAT? 362 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,507 - EMMY. - EMMY, ARE YOU OKAY? 363 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,339 - SOMETHING'S HAPPENING? - YES. 364 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,077 MELON IS TELLING ME THAT HE OR SHE WANTS TO COME OUT. 365 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,284 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. MELON DOESN'T WANT THAT. 366 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,576 WHAT'S THAT, MELON? 367 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:55,017 OH, YOU WANT THE RED CARPET TO GO ON AS SCHEDULED? 368 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,022 YOU CAN DO THIS, EMMY. 369 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,864 NOW, I WENT INTO LABOR WHEN I WAS IN THE HOT TUB 370 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,731 WITH DON JOHNSON SHOOTING A SCENE FOR MIAMI VICE, 371 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:05,801 AND I HELD YOU IN UNTIL THEY YELLED "CUT." 372 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,242 - YOU HELD BACK LABOR AND STAYED IN A HOT TUB? 373 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:12,168 - WITH DON JOHNSON! 374 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,205 - [groaning] 375 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,311 - OH, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. 376 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,583 YOU JUST ALLOWED YOUR FACE TO BECOME UNATTRACTIVE. 377 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,081 IT'S REAL PAIN. 378 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,354 YOU'RE REALLY IN LABOR. 379 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,052 I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO PULL FOCUS. 380 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,252 - I WAS AT FIRST, BUT THEN THE REAL THING KICKED IN. 381 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,757 EVEN I'M NOT THAT GOOD OF AN ACTRESS. 382 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,658 - SHE'S NOT WRONG. I'VE SEEN COLE'S LAW. 383 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,330 - IT'S COLE'S...LAW. 384 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,330 OOH! 385 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,731 - IT'S OKAY, HONEY. 386 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,932 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO THE HOSPITAL. 387 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:38,934 - WHAT ABOUT THE PREMIERE? 388 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,765 - EMMY, MY BABY IS HAVING A BABY. 389 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,071 NOW, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 390 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,211 - BUT THERE'S NO TIME. THIS BABY IS COMING OUT. 391 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,079 - YOU'RE A DOCTOR. DO SOMETHING. - ME? 392 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,705 ALL I COULD DO IS TELL HER SHE'S BRUSHING HER TEETH WRONG. 393 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,253 I COULD TELL ALL OF YOU THAT. 394 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,880 - I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 395 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,284 LOOK, HER CONTRACTIONS ARE COMING 396 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,476 LESS THAN A MINUTE APART, 397 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,547 SO SHE'S IN THE SECOND STAGE OF LABOR. 398 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:02,316 MY MOTHER WAS A MIDWIFE. 399 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,685 THE ONLY PORN I SAW AS A KID WAS BIRTHING VIDEOS, 400 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,594 BUT STOP THEM IN THE RIGHT PLACE, 401 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,496 THEY GET YOU THERE. 402 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,659 - SQUEEZE MY HAND AND BREATHE. 403 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,628 - LET'S GET READY FOR THAT BEAUTIFUL BABY. 404 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,096 - [groaning] - DON'T YOU WORRY, EMMY. 405 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,095 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 406 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,766 YOU JUST TRY TO RELAX. 407 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:21,165 - LUKE, SING OUR BATH TIME SONG. 408 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,578 - [clears throat] 409 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:26,879 * IN SILKEN ROBES OF SCARLET * 410 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,853 * SCARLET FRINGED WITH BLUE * 411 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,682 - THANKS, WE'RE GOOD. 412 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:35,518 - NO, I LIKE IT. 413 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,925 - * MY ELKA LOVE COMES A-RIDING * 414 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:46,499 both: * CHARGING THROUGH THE DEW 415 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,244 - OH, MY. - SHE'S ADORABLE. 416 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,314 - AW. - SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 417 00:17:56,343 --> 00:18:00,383 - #THATHAPPENED. 418 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,723 - EMMY, SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 419 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,189 - I KNOW. SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU. 420 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,158 - OH, HONEY. 421 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:11,155 - MOM, I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THOSE THINGS I SAID TO YOU. 422 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,831 I WAS SCARED JUST NOW, BUT I KEPT THINKING, 423 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,299 MY MOM'S HERE, AND SHE'S GONNA KNOW WHAT TO DO. 424 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,528 - WELL, I'M SORRY TOO. 425 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,425 LOOK, I WAS JUST FEELING GUILTY 426 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,597 ABOUT NOT BEING THERE AS A MOM AND-- 427 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,866 BUT WHEN YOU BECAME AN ACTRESS, 428 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:29,014 I WAS JUST SO HAPPY BECAUSE WE HAD THAT CONNECTION. 429 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:32,811 BUT I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A SEPARATE PERSON, 430 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:36,175 AND I RESPECT THE CHOICES YOU'VE MADE. 431 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,183 - I LOVE YOU, MOM. 432 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,324 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 433 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,092 AND YOU ARE A VERY LUCKY LITTLE GIRL. 434 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,459 - [chuckles] 435 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,090 BOB, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 436 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,762 YOU WERE A REAL ROCK. - OH, REALLY. 437 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,203 - YES, THAT WAS VERY IMPRESSIVE, BOB. 438 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,099 MAYBE THERE'S A LITTLE STONE VAN BUREN 439 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,198 IN YOU AFTER ALL. 440 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,499 - OH, WELL, MAYBE I COULD ARRANGE 441 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,704 TO PUT A LITTLE STONE VAN BUREN IN YOU. 442 00:18:56,736 --> 00:19:00,236 - AND YOU HAD TO RUIN IT. 443 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,073 - WE'RE AT THE THEATER, MS. CHASE, 444 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,108 AND YOUR DAUGHTER'S AMBULANCE SHOULD BE HERE SOON. 445 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,781 - FORGET THE PREMIERE. 446 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,912 I'M GOING TO THE HOSPITAL WITH EMMY 447 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,917 AND MY GRAND-- 448 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,949 MY DAUGHTER-DAUGHTER. 449 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,520 - OH, MY GOSH, I HAVE TO CALL MY HUSBAND. 450 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,716 - OH, OH, OF COURSE. 451 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,787 I KEEP FORGETTING THAT YOU'RE MARRIED. 452 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,426 CAN'T WAIT TO MEET-- 453 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,961 THAT'S ALAN? 454 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,225 HE'S GORGEOUS. 455 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,234 - HE WAS A MODEL. 456 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,565 - OH, MY GOD. 457 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,670 THAT'S STONE VAN BUREN. 458 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,113 THAT'S WHO I THOUGHT HE WAS. 459 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,479 - YEAH, WELL, YOU GOT TO ADMIT THERE IS KIND OF A RESEMBLANCE. 460 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,778 I MEAN, I USED TO DO A LITTLE MODELING IN MY DAY. 461 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,051 HUSKERALLS: 462 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,979 OVERALLS FOR THE PORTLY CHILD. 463 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,245 - IN HIS DEFENSE, HE'S STILL GORGEOUS. 464 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,615 - YES, HE IS. 465 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,263 I DIDN'T MARRY HIM JUST BECAUSE HE WAS A TEACHER. 466 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,519 - OH, YOU'RE STILL A LITTLE SHALLOW, AREN'T YOU? 467 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,858 - LITTLE BIT. - THAT'S MY GIRL. 468 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,099 - WHAT'S THAT, MELON? 469 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,574 YOU WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER GLOWING REVIEW. 470 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,114 WELL, I CAN'T SAY NO TO YOU. 471 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:10,909 OH, HERE'S ONE FROM THE HAWAII TRIBUNE HERALD. 472 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,583 "VICTORIA CHASE STUNS 473 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,582 IN A LAYERED HEARTFELT PERFORMANCE." 474 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:20,094 WOW, THAT HOLO KAMEHAMEHA REALLY KNOWS HIS CINEMA. 475 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:24,357 OH, LOOK AT YOU. 476 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:27,861 THE CAMERA IS GONNA LOVE YOU. 477 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:34,501 OH, I SEE YOU HAVE EMMY'S ORIGINAL NOSE. 478 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:39,574 WELL, I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR YOUR 16TH BIRTHDAY. 479 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,483 [upbeat music] 480 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,882 - * BA-BA, BA-BA 481 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,224 * BA-BA, BA-BA 482 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,424 * BA-BA, BA-BA 483 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,887 * BA-BA, BA-BA 484 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:06,196 * 485 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,204 * HEY! 32094

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