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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:55,960 ... ... 2 00:01:55,960 --> 00:02:04,760 ... 3 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:05,760 ... 4 00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:23,270 Thank you. 5 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,940 I believe, Galaxy, these are adequate living quarters, if you would agree with 6 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:30,899 me, absolutely. 7 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:31,900 I agree, Zorkon. 8 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:35,860 Fascinating thing those humans were doing in that room, rolling around like 9 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:38,880 that. What do you theorize that could possibly have been? 10 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,119 Very interesting. 11 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,960 Perhaps it has something to do with Grand Poopa and his mission for us. 12 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,380 Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. At first I thought they were fighting, you know, 13 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:50,100 then why would they remove their clothing? Perhaps to get warmer. I don't 14 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:53,080 Galaxy. I feel like perhaps we should do a little theory and you should remove 15 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,340 your clothing right now. What do you think? 16 00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:56,520 Well... I suppose it's worth a try. 17 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:16,540 I see nothing is apparently happening with me right now. Perhaps you go even 18 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:20,580 further and remove this other undergarment. Perhaps we could further 19 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:21,800 this action more. 20 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:23,540 How about this? 21 00:09:48,010 --> 00:09:51,750 Very interesting, Galaxia. I find the peace of my body is swelling slowly. 22 00:09:52,670 --> 00:09:55,110 Well, I must say, Zorkon, nothing is happening to me. 23 00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:58,970 Well, Galaxia, perhaps you should rub your body up against me and see if we 24 00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:00,070 further investigate this. 25 00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:02,410 Well, I suppose that is what the humans were doing. 26 00:10:02,830 --> 00:10:04,350 Yes, well, proceed, proceed. 27 00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:13,910 Oh, very, very, very, very good, Galaxia. I find that I'm, uh... 28 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,900 breathing are much heavier. 29 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:25,000 The swelling has increased, which is a... 30 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,240 Oh, 31 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:32,720 Dorkon, I must say, nothing is happening at all to me. 32 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,360 Galaxia, please proceed. 33 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:39,300 This is for the good of the planet. Proceed, please, Galaxia. 34 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,140 Well, I'll try one more time. 35 00:10:43,050 --> 00:10:48,810 I think I'm doing something wrong. No, I think everything is going according to 36 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:49,810 plan, Galaxy. 37 00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:54,730 No, no, Zorkon. Perhaps I should remove my clothing. 38 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:59,070 No, Zorkon, this is definitely the wrong way. There is definitely something not 39 00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:02,510 working here. So I think I must go out and do some further investigation. 40 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,190 I'm going to look for some more humans. 41 00:11:04,610 --> 00:11:05,610 Goodbye, Zorkon. 42 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:08,330 Bye! 43 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:40,260 You're a big, dumb loser, and you're never going to get it. 44 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:47,220 What happened? How'd you lose the weight? 45 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,880 Was it Slim Fast? 46 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,320 Well, I tried Slim Fast. 47 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:55,620 Was it Opti -Fast? I tried Opti -Fast. 48 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:59,200 Was it Oprah Winfrey? I even tried Oprah Winfrey. 49 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,520 I tried. 50 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,740 The grapefruit peel. Remember the grapefruit peel is supposed to melt the 51 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:05,539 your stomach? 52 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,480 I even tried sleep away. 53 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:11,960 Lose weight while you sleep for $19 .95. 54 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,940 Y 'all know what I lost when I fell? 55 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,020 $19 .95! 56 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:47,540 And apparently they could come over to my house or something over there. Yes, 57 00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:49,000 this is a call girl service. 58 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,200 Thank you very much. 59 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,120 If you could just send one over. 60 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,060 Great. That would be wonderful. 61 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:56,540 Thank you very much. 62 00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:01,129 Hi, how are you doing? 63 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:02,990 I have a nice place here, don't you think? 64 00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:04,190 Yeah, nice. 65 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:06,870 Oh, by the way, my name is Rudy, and yours? Lily. 66 00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:11,070 Very nice, very nice. So, you know, I'm kind of new to this whole thing. How 67 00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:12,370 does it work exactly? What do I get? 68 00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:19,890 Well, I could, I don't know, tie you to your bed. No, no, no, that doesn't sound 69 00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:21,150 too fun, no. 70 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:22,570 How about a golden shower? 71 00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:26,890 I don't, I have no idea what that is, but it doesn't sound very appealing, no, 72 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:27,970 no, no. 73 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:29,770 Well, you know, what do I get for $20? 74 00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:33,770 Um, I guess I could dance for you. 75 00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:35,970 Well, that would sound very, very, very, very, very nice. 76 00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:38,990 Sit down. Okay. 77 00:29:24,010 --> 00:29:26,410 Oh, Galaxia, you've returned, returned. 78 00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:29,550 Perhaps you want to do that naked rubbing thing? I'm all ready, if you 79 00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:31,890 mind. I'll just take my top off and you can proceed. 80 00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:33,950 Zorkon! Yes? 81 00:29:33,990 --> 00:29:36,290 I have made a discovery. I have important business. 82 00:29:36,670 --> 00:29:42,350 Oh, great, great, great. Now, just get on top of me, if you don't mind. 83 00:29:43,410 --> 00:29:44,410 Zorkon, I must change. 84 00:29:44,890 --> 00:29:46,150 I think I've made a discovery. 85 00:29:46,510 --> 00:29:50,250 And what discovery could this possibly be, Galaxia? It has to do with the 86 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:55,370 outfits. The outfits? Yes, yes. If I try one of those on, perhaps maybe that 87 00:29:55,370 --> 00:29:59,550 would work. No, no, I don't believe so. I think I have to be the one to make the 88 00:29:59,550 --> 00:30:02,250 change. Well, very good. Why don't you just take your clothes off and I'll 89 00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:05,930 watch. And once again, we'll do that swelling thing as I sit here and enjoy 90 00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:07,690 myself. So if you don't mind at all. 91 00:30:07,970 --> 00:30:09,850 No, I must change. You must go. 92 00:30:10,050 --> 00:30:11,570 Galaxy, galaxy, galaxy. 93 00:30:11,950 --> 00:30:14,130 This is something we have to investigate. And, you know, we're 94 00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:16,470 family, actually. Now, I value your opinion, Zorkon. 95 00:30:16,970 --> 00:30:20,570 But really... No, Galaxy, please, just... Please. Please, Galaxy, for the 96 00:30:20,570 --> 00:30:22,250 of the planet, please proceed, proceed, proceed. 97 00:30:23,730 --> 00:30:25,890 Well, I suppose I do value your opinion. 98 00:30:26,190 --> 00:30:27,390 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 99 00:30:27,810 --> 00:30:29,550 What do you think about this one? 100 00:30:33,810 --> 00:30:37,870 Slower, if you don't mind, Galaxy, just slower, a little more sexy. Wet your 101 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:38,870 lips would be good. 102 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:43,770 That's why I listen to you. 103 00:30:43,990 --> 00:30:45,090 Very good, Galaxy. 104 00:31:09,770 --> 00:31:11,650 This is the one. This is the one. 105 00:31:19,070 --> 00:31:20,910 Turn around a little bit. 106 00:31:21,790 --> 00:31:27,550 A little bit more, more, more, more, more. Is it good? Is this it? Very 107 00:31:27,550 --> 00:31:33,910 nice. I'm feeling more human all the time. I 108 00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:36,850 have that warm feeling that I was talking about earlier. 109 00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:43,980 Sorkin, what are you doing? Nothing. 110 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,960 See, I'm just investigating this. 111 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,160 Pretty. 112 00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:52,060 Yes, but I don't think it's really working. Perhaps you should just remove 113 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,820 Really? Yes, absolutely. 114 00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:58,220 I don't think this is going to do anything. But the humans... Oh, the 115 00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:00,260 the humans, blah, blah, blah. Come on, take it off. 116 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,500 No, come on, please, Galaxy. 117 00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:09,000 Galaxy, please, please, please. Don't be shy now. 118 00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:10,300 Turn around. 119 00:32:24,590 --> 00:32:26,010 I'm sure of it, ma 'am. 120 00:32:32,010 --> 00:32:33,190 Turn around, turn around. 121 00:32:33,630 --> 00:32:36,730 What do you think? I think it's very nice. 122 00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:39,290 Well, we have to put the rest on. 123 00:32:39,550 --> 00:32:40,550 Okay. 124 00:32:55,370 --> 00:32:56,550 No, no, no. No, no. 125 00:32:56,990 --> 00:32:58,110 There. Hmm. 126 00:32:58,570 --> 00:33:01,310 I'm so glad you like it. I do, I do. Perfect. 127 00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:03,010 Perfect. Ah, perfect. 128 00:33:03,390 --> 00:33:04,810 For further investigation. 129 00:33:05,330 --> 00:33:06,570 Perfect. Further investigation. 130 00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:09,490 Goodbye, Zorkon. I'm off to do some more discovering. 131 00:33:11,070 --> 00:33:12,370 Fine, fine, fine. 132 00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:13,570 I'm okay. 133 00:33:13,650 --> 00:33:14,850 I'm fine, fine. 134 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,620 Listen, I need two women. I need them now. I need them immediately. If you 135 00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:37,620 send them over, that would be great. 136 00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:39,240 Thank you very much. 137 00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:51,500 Girls, Lily, Heather, Heather, Lily, I was wondering if we could do something 138 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:53,500 fun today. 139 00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:55,640 How about some more... 140 00:33:57,290 --> 00:33:58,290 Lesbian sex. 141 00:33:59,090 --> 00:34:00,090 Oh, 142 00:34:01,390 --> 00:34:03,090 come on. It'll be fun. It'll be fun. 143 00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:06,050 $40. I'll give you an extra $40. 144 00:42:26,890 --> 00:42:27,890 I'm sorry. 145 00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:29,790 I didn't mean to frighten you. 146 00:42:30,490 --> 00:42:34,970 I was just watching you, and you're so beautiful. 147 00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:40,110 Thanks. I saw you rubbing yourself with this white stuff. 148 00:42:40,490 --> 00:42:41,490 Yeah, I saw. 149 00:42:41,650 --> 00:42:43,810 Yeah? Why do you do that? 150 00:42:44,310 --> 00:42:48,550 Well, it feels really nice on your skin. It makes it nice and soft. 151 00:42:49,930 --> 00:42:51,270 Can I try it? Sure. 152 00:42:53,710 --> 00:42:55,950 Oh, your skin is so soft. 153 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,240 It feels really good. 154 00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:02,620 Oh, it does. 155 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,980 I was watching you before, you know. Really? 156 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,760 I don't know what was happening, but I liked it. 157 00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:13,260 Like now. 158 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,440 It feels so good. 159 00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:17,980 Would you like to try? 160 00:43:19,660 --> 00:43:20,660 Yeah. 161 00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:22,340 Will you show me? Sure. 162 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,140 Good. Your lips are so soft. 163 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,360 They're good? 164 00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:49,900 They're good. 165 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,080 Aw. 166 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:53,560 Look. 167 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,960 You make them hard. 168 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,440 Can I lick them? 169 00:44:21,610 --> 00:44:22,610 When you touch me. 170 00:44:23,950 --> 00:44:26,710 I've never felt like this before. 171 00:44:28,530 --> 00:44:32,130 Your tongue feels so good on that. 172 00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,730 Can I try? 173 00:44:35,950 --> 00:44:36,950 Sure. 174 00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:43,810 Look, look, yours are doing it too. 175 00:44:45,990 --> 00:44:48,150 I think you do. 176 00:44:58,060 --> 00:45:00,540 your teeth before. Can I try it? 177 00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:09,300 I like to make you feel good. 178 00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:36,820 Now what do I do? 179 00:45:38,180 --> 00:45:40,400 We could start by taking these off. 180 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,380 I want to make you feel good. 181 00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:51,680 I like it. 182 00:45:54,540 --> 00:45:55,540 Well, 183 00:45:57,060 --> 00:45:58,060 let's try. 184 00:46:09,290 --> 00:46:10,290 Yeah? 185 00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:47,860 Yeah, you like it? 186 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,300 But you don't need it anymore. 187 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,000 Why don't you stand over here for a moment? 188 00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,400 That's it. 189 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,780 I'm just sorry. You look great. 190 00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:10,320 Really nice. 191 00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:47,730 Your turn now. 192 00:49:36,270 --> 00:49:37,270 You're good. 193 00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:08,820 Thank you. 194 00:55:27,589 --> 00:55:30,130 Galaxy, I've made an incredible discovery. 195 00:55:30,350 --> 00:55:33,010 So have I. No, no, not as good as this, Galaxy. Oh, yes. 196 00:55:33,310 --> 00:55:38,470 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have experienced wonderful things. 197 00:55:38,590 --> 00:55:41,810 And I have experienced even more wonderful things. I have discovered the 198 00:55:41,810 --> 00:55:42,810 of human reproduction. 199 00:55:43,190 --> 00:55:43,968 So have I. 200 00:55:43,970 --> 00:55:47,850 Oh, so what do you mean? You've read this book, too? 201 00:55:48,310 --> 00:55:51,070 No. No. I have experienced it. 202 00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,140 And it was wonderful. 203 00:55:55,940 --> 00:55:57,500 Oh, yeah, you had sex. 204 00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,960 I can't believe you had sex. 205 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:04,680 Without me, me here all alone, waiting for you, you, you, you. Yes, you, you, 206 00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:05,678 you. 207 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:09,780 Now, who is this person? Who is this person that you may talk to? I have 208 00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:11,080 mate. You have found a mate. 209 00:56:11,380 --> 00:56:13,280 Yes. And what does this mate look like? 210 00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:15,060 Beautiful. 211 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:18,260 She has wonderful things. 212 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:20,760 Her name is Diane. 213 00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:24,300 Galaxy doesn't work like that. Women and women cannot reproduce, okay? 214 00:56:24,620 --> 00:56:26,140 Oh, yes. No, no, no. But I have. 215 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,840 I have to stick my little wawa in your little chichi, okay? And this is how it 216 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,040 works, okay? I've read the book on human sexuality. 217 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:33,400 Yes. 218 00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:34,540 Yes. But science. 219 00:56:34,620 --> 00:56:36,380 This is science, Galaxy. 220 00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:38,680 Don't mess with science, okay? But I know. 221 00:56:39,140 --> 00:56:40,600 No, you don't know, Galaxy. 222 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,360 Now, see? 223 00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:46,940 Men and women. Not women and women, okay? Women and women cannot reproduce. 224 00:56:53,260 --> 00:56:56,080 In order to save our planet galaxy, you and I... I'm very confused. 225 00:56:56,300 --> 00:56:59,380 Oh, don't be so confused. I, you know, I figured it out. So why don't you and I 226 00:56:59,380 --> 00:57:00,880 just hit the sheet and save the planet? What do you think? 227 00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:09,020 Well, it worked with Diane. Very good. It worked for Diane. I love Diane, 228 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:13,360 She showed me wonderful things. Yes, wonderful things. Like this. 229 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,600 Yes, like this. 230 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,280 Your skin was so soft. 231 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:17,520 Oh. 232 00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:18,880 Mmm. 233 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:26,820 Well, I guess, yeah. And she had these beautiful nipples. 234 00:57:27,740 --> 00:57:29,180 Uh -huh. 235 00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:33,540 And they hurt so hard, she let me kiss them. 236 00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:38,040 Oh. I think you need to do that. I think I need to do that, too. 237 00:57:41,940 --> 00:57:42,940 Nothing? 238 00:57:44,940 --> 00:57:48,540 Nothing? Well, then she took her top off. Then she took her top off, yes. So 239 00:57:48,540 --> 00:57:50,920 let's try that. Let's try the top, the top, the top. 240 00:58:12,210 --> 00:58:14,470 Let me take this off for you, Galaxy. 241 00:58:14,770 --> 00:58:16,750 Okay. Nice, nice, nice. 242 00:58:16,990 --> 00:58:18,070 Galaxy, it's working. 243 00:58:18,450 --> 00:58:19,970 It's working, it's working. 244 00:58:20,710 --> 00:58:22,470 Yes, and now I have to rub them. 245 00:58:22,670 --> 00:58:23,670 I'll rub them. 246 00:58:24,550 --> 00:58:26,230 Is that working, Galaxy? 247 00:58:28,110 --> 00:58:29,630 No. No? 248 00:58:30,210 --> 00:58:31,830 No, no, no. 249 00:58:33,750 --> 00:58:37,610 It's down there, though. I think there is where you need to focus. 250 00:58:37,870 --> 00:58:39,250 There is where I need to focus. Right. 251 00:58:40,830 --> 00:58:44,350 Gee, so beautiful. Yeah. This is 252 00:58:44,350 --> 00:58:50,410 the way. This is the way. 253 00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,960 And this is when it got very exciting. Oh, yes. 254 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,660 It's very exciting. 255 00:58:57,900 --> 00:58:58,459 Oh, yeah. 256 00:58:58,460 --> 00:58:59,480 Very exciting. 257 00:59:00,340 --> 00:59:03,160 Mm -hmm. Yeah. She touched there. 258 00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:04,780 Yeah. Yeah. 259 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:06,640 Not like that. 260 00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:08,100 No. No. 261 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:09,680 More like that. 262 00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:12,580 Like this. Like this. And then she rubbed. 263 00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:15,440 It's working. It's working. Believe me, galaxy. 264 00:59:15,740 --> 00:59:16,740 I'm sitting on the planet. 265 00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,740 Oh, galaxy. You're watching us? Yes. 266 00:59:19,980 --> 00:59:21,340 Yes. Yes. 267 00:59:21,620 --> 00:59:22,620 Yes. 268 00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:27,030 Yes. 269 00:59:27,850 --> 00:59:28,850 Yes. 270 00:59:29,490 --> 00:59:31,310 Yes. No. 271 00:59:31,690 --> 00:59:32,690 No. Yes. 272 00:59:33,190 --> 00:59:34,410 No. Yes. 273 00:59:35,050 --> 00:59:36,050 I'm trying. 274 00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:37,250 No. 275 00:59:37,650 --> 00:59:38,650 No. 276 00:59:39,390 --> 00:59:40,390 No. 277 00:59:42,430 --> 00:59:43,710 Yes. Yes. 278 00:59:44,910 --> 00:59:51,530 No. No. No, it's not working, Zarkon. I have found a mate. It is Diane. No, it 279 00:59:51,530 --> 00:59:54,990 can't be Diane. It is Diane. It must be me. No. It must be me. I must find 280 00:59:54,990 --> 00:59:56,720 Diane. No. No. No. 281 01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:05,140 A knacker. 282 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:10,920 Oh. Zorka. 283 01:00:11,780 --> 01:00:12,840 Hello, Grandpa. 284 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:18,200 Why is it taking you so long to answer the telecommunicator? How are you doing? 285 01:00:19,100 --> 01:00:20,100 How am I doing? 286 01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:21,500 How do you think I'm doing? 287 01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:24,720 Every week our population is dwindling in major proportions. 288 01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:28,520 There's only one member in the Council of Jarm left. If you don't find a 289 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:32,420 solution to our population problem soon, we'll all be extinct in a matter of 290 01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:34,520 clitons. How goes the mission? 291 01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,560 Oh, everything's fine. Everything's going fine. Mission's going great. 292 01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:40,320 You know, it's going great. 293 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,900 Great. So you have figured out the solution to our planet's problems. 294 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,180 You understand how humans reproduce. 295 01:00:46,380 --> 01:00:51,280 That's excellent work, boy. Excellent. I want you and Galaxina to reproduce and 296 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,280 get back to the planet as soon as possible. 297 01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:55,020 I knew you had it in you, boy. 298 01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:57,440 I knew you were the right man for the job, Zorkon. 299 01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:01,820 No, uh, no, we haven't, uh, quite found, uh, how, uh, humans, uh, reproduce yet, 300 01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,640 but, uh, we're working on it. We're, we're, we're, uh, we're close. 301 01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:10,140 You moron. I always knew you were a fuck -up. I can't tell you how many times I 302 01:01:10,140 --> 01:01:12,940 tried to convince the council that you were the absolute wrong choice for this 303 01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:16,100 mission. You can't even tie a farmstool on a gluton, you little bastard. 304 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,060 How can you be expected to save us? 305 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,100 What do you have to save for yourself? 306 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:24,900 Ah! Will you and Galaxine be able to reproduce within the next couple of XRs? 307 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:28,000 No, like I said, Grand Poobah, we're very close. 308 01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:30,760 Very... close. 309 01:01:33,340 --> 01:01:34,620 Great. Great. 310 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:35,880 What am I going to do now? 311 01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:38,020 What am I going to do now? 312 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,280 You realize you just signed our death sentence. 313 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:41,520 You realize that, don't you? 314 01:01:41,870 --> 01:01:45,250 And you also realize that from this day forward, your name is going to live on 315 01:01:45,250 --> 01:01:49,150 in infamy throughout the galaxy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Forever. From this moment 316 01:01:49,230 --> 01:01:52,890 the name Zorkon is going to be known as the fallible Grim Reaper. 317 01:01:53,110 --> 01:01:56,630 In distant planets, small children, having known of your crimes, are going 318 01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:59,390 soil themselves and then apologize for having committed a Zorkon. 319 01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:03,850 Um, anyway, I'll report to you soon, and we're going to have this meeting. You 320 01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:05,630 little moron. 321 01:02:05,930 --> 01:02:08,170 I should have killed you when I had the chance. 322 01:02:08,860 --> 01:02:12,820 Who knew that your birth would signify the end of all births for our planet? I 323 01:02:12,820 --> 01:02:15,680 should have killed you when I had a chance. I should have taken your innards 324 01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,780 strung them across the highways of Eldor. I should have taken your blood 325 01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:23,820 painted the skies of Wakikina with them. I should have taken your flesh and 326 01:02:23,820 --> 01:02:27,640 strung it across the fields of Ufafla. And now, look what you've done to us. 327 01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:30,540 This is how you repay us for being born into our beautiful civilization. 328 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,800 You're killing us all. You're killing us. 329 01:02:33,180 --> 01:02:36,840 No, don't worry about it, Grand Poobah. Everything is going great. It's 330 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:37,840 wonderful. 331 01:02:38,570 --> 01:02:42,010 We'll leave our planet Qunesha and everything's fine. 332 01:11:21,730 --> 01:11:22,730 Thank you. 333 01:12:13,420 --> 01:12:14,960 Diane, I'm so upset. 334 01:12:16,220 --> 01:12:18,080 Tell me what's wrong. I don't know what to do. 335 01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:19,680 It's okay. Calm down. 336 01:12:21,460 --> 01:12:22,460 Tell me what's wrong. 337 01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:28,400 My friend, I told him about you, and now he's angry at me. 338 01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:34,380 I told him how we touch each other, and now he says I have to do that to him, 339 01:12:34,460 --> 01:12:35,720 only I don't want to. 340 01:12:36,340 --> 01:12:39,940 He says we have to reproduce, and that I can't do that with you. 341 01:12:41,210 --> 01:12:45,050 What's wrong with me? I'm supposed to want to be with him, but I don't. I just 342 01:12:45,050 --> 01:12:47,070 want to be with you. You don't have to be with him. There's nothing wrong with 343 01:12:47,070 --> 01:12:48,070 you. You're a lesbian. 344 01:12:49,150 --> 01:12:50,470 What? A lesbian. 345 01:12:51,350 --> 01:12:52,350 What's that? 346 01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:54,850 You don't have to have sex to reproduce. 347 01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:57,290 No? No. 348 01:12:58,430 --> 01:13:00,010 It's okay that I'm with you? 349 01:13:00,350 --> 01:13:01,770 Yeah, it's perfectly fine. 350 01:13:02,090 --> 01:13:03,090 Yeah. 351 01:13:15,790 --> 01:13:16,790 Thank you. 352 01:14:05,740 --> 01:14:06,740 Yes. 353 01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:08,040 That's cold. 354 01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:14,040 I feel good. 355 01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:58,540 I'm an idiot, a fool, a moron. Garcia, how are you today? 356 01:21:59,220 --> 01:22:01,760 Are we going to save the planet now, yes? Yes, we are. 357 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,000 Thank God. 358 01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:04,720 I have found the solution. Excellent. 359 01:22:05,100 --> 01:22:06,560 Okay, let's just get started. 360 01:22:07,140 --> 01:22:08,580 This is all we need. 361 01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:10,720 And? 362 01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:17,960 Understand? 363 01:22:33,130 --> 01:22:34,710 Grand Poobah will be very pleased. 364 01:22:35,330 --> 01:22:36,330 And so am I. 26055