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Thank you.
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I believe, Galaxy, these are adequate
living quarters, if you would agree with
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me, absolutely.
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I agree, Zorkon.
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Fascinating thing those humans were
doing in that room, rolling around like
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that. What do you theorize that could
possibly have been?
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Very interesting.
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Perhaps it has something to do with
Grand Poopa and his mission for us.
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Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. At first I
thought they were fighting, you know,
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then why would they remove their
clothing? Perhaps to get warmer. I don't
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Galaxy. I feel like perhaps we should do
a little theory and you should remove
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your clothing right now. What do you
think?
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Well... I suppose it's worth a try.
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I see nothing is apparently happening
with me right now. Perhaps you go even
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further and remove this other
undergarment. Perhaps we could further
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this action more.
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How about this?
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Very interesting, Galaxia. I find the
peace of my body is swelling slowly.
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Well, I must say, Zorkon, nothing is
happening to me.
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Well, Galaxia, perhaps you should rub
your body up against me and see if we
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further investigate this.
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Well, I suppose that is what the humans
were doing.
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Yes, well, proceed, proceed.
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Oh, very, very, very, very good,
Galaxia. I find that I'm, uh...
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breathing are much heavier.
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The swelling has increased, which is
a...
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Oh,
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Dorkon, I must say, nothing is happening
at all to me.
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Galaxia, please proceed.
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This is for the good of the planet.
Proceed, please, Galaxia.
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Well, I'll try one more time.
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I think I'm doing something wrong. No, I
think everything is going according to
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plan, Galaxy.
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No, no, Zorkon. Perhaps I should remove
my clothing.
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No, Zorkon, this is definitely the wrong
way. There is definitely something not
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working here. So I think I must go out
and do some further investigation.
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I'm going to look for some more humans.
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Goodbye, Zorkon.
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Bye!
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You're a big, dumb loser, and you're
never going to get it.
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What happened? How'd you lose the
weight?
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Was it Slim Fast?
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Well, I tried Slim Fast.
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Was it Opti -Fast? I tried Opti -Fast.
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Was it Oprah Winfrey? I even tried Oprah
Winfrey.
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I tried.
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The grapefruit peel. Remember the
grapefruit peel is supposed to melt the
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your stomach?
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I even tried sleep away.
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Lose weight while you sleep for $19 .95.
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Y 'all know what I lost when I fell?
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$19 .95!
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And apparently they could come over to
my house or something over there. Yes,
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this is a call girl service.
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Thank you very much.
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If you could just send one over.
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Great. That would be wonderful.
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Thank you very much.
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Hi, how are you doing?
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I have a nice place here, don't you
think?
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Yeah, nice.
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Oh, by the way, my name is Rudy, and
yours? Lily.
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Very nice, very nice. So, you know, I'm
kind of new to this whole thing. How
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does it work exactly? What do I get?
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Well, I could, I don't know, tie you to
your bed. No, no, no, that doesn't sound
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too fun, no.
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How about a golden shower?
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I don't, I have no idea what that is,
but it doesn't sound very appealing, no,
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no, no.
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Well, you know, what do I get for $20?
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Um, I guess I could dance for you.
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Well, that would sound very, very, very,
very, very nice.
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Sit down. Okay.
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Oh, Galaxia, you've returned, returned.
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Perhaps you want to do that naked
rubbing thing? I'm all ready, if you
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mind. I'll just take my top off and you
can proceed.
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Zorkon! Yes?
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I have made a discovery. I have
important business.
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Oh, great, great, great. Now, just get
on top of me, if you don't mind.
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Zorkon, I must change.
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I think I've made a discovery.
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And what discovery could this possibly
be, Galaxia? It has to do with the
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outfits. The outfits? Yes, yes. If I try
one of those on, perhaps maybe that
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would work. No, no, I don't believe so.
I think I have to be the one to make the
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change. Well, very good. Why don't you
just take your clothes off and I'll
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watch. And once again, we'll do that
swelling thing as I sit here and enjoy
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myself. So if you don't mind at all.
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No, I must change. You must go.
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Galaxy, galaxy, galaxy.
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This is something we have to
investigate. And, you know, we're
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family, actually. Now, I value your
opinion, Zorkon.
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But really... No, Galaxy, please,
just... Please. Please, Galaxy, for the
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of the planet, please proceed, proceed,
proceed.
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Well, I suppose I do value your opinion.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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What do you think about this one?
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Slower, if you don't mind, Galaxy, just
slower, a little more sexy. Wet your
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lips would be good.
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That's why I listen to you.
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Very good, Galaxy.
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This is the one. This is the one.
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Turn around a little bit.
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A little bit more, more, more, more,
more. Is it good? Is this it? Very
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nice. I'm feeling more human all the
time. I
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have that warm feeling that I was
talking about earlier.
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Sorkin, what are you doing? Nothing.
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See, I'm just investigating this.
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Pretty.
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Yes, but I don't think it's really
working. Perhaps you should just remove
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Really? Yes, absolutely.
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I don't think this is going to do
anything. But the humans... Oh, the
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the humans, blah, blah, blah. Come on,
take it off.
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No, come on, please, Galaxy.
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Galaxy, please, please, please. Don't be
shy now.
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Turn around.
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I'm sure of it, ma 'am.
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Turn around, turn around.
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What do you think? I think it's very
nice.
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Well, we have to put the rest on.
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Okay.
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No, no, no. No, no.
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There. Hmm.
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I'm so glad you like it. I do, I do.
Perfect.
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Perfect. Ah, perfect.
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For further investigation.
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Perfect. Further investigation.
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Goodbye, Zorkon. I'm off to do some more
discovering.
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Fine, fine, fine.
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I'm okay.
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I'm fine, fine.
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Listen, I need two women. I need them
now. I need them immediately. If you
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send them over, that would be great.
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Thank you very much.
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Girls, Lily, Heather, Heather, Lily, I
was wondering if we could do something
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fun today.
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How about some more...
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Lesbian sex.
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Oh,
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come on. It'll be fun. It'll be fun.
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$40. I'll give you an extra $40.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to frighten you.
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I was just watching you, and you're so
beautiful.
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Thanks. I saw you rubbing yourself with
this white stuff.
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Yeah, I saw.
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Yeah? Why do you do that?
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Well, it feels really nice on your skin.
It makes it nice and soft.
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Can I try it? Sure.
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Oh, your skin is so soft.
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It feels really good.
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Oh, it does.
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I was watching you before, you know.
Really?
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I don't know what was happening, but I
liked it.
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Like now.
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It feels so good.
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Would you like to try?
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Yeah.
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Will you show me? Sure.
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Good. Your lips are so soft.
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They're good?
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They're good.
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Aw.
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Look.
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You make them hard.
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Can I lick them?
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When you touch me.
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I've never felt like this before.
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Your tongue feels so good on that.
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Can I try?
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Sure.
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Look, look, yours are doing it too.
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I think you do.
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your teeth before. Can I try it?
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I like to make you feel good.
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Now what do I do?
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We could start by taking these off.
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I want to make you feel good.
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I like it.
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Well,
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let's try.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, you like it?
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But you don't need it anymore.
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Why don't you stand over here for a
moment?
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That's it.
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I'm just sorry. You look great.
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Really nice.
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Your turn now.
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You're good.
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Thank you.
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Galaxy, I've made an incredible
discovery.
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So have I. No, no, not as good as this,
Galaxy. Oh, yes.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no. I have experienced wonderful things.
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And I have experienced even more
wonderful things. I have discovered the
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of human reproduction.
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So have I.
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Oh, so what do you mean? You've read
this book, too?
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No. No. I have experienced it.
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And it was wonderful.
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Oh, yeah, you had sex.
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I can't believe you had sex.
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Without me, me here all alone, waiting
for you, you, you, you. Yes, you, you,
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you.
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Now, who is this person? Who is this
person that you may talk to? I have
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mate. You have found a mate.
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Yes. And what does this mate look like?
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Beautiful.
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She has wonderful things.
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Her name is Diane.
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Galaxy doesn't work like that. Women and
women cannot reproduce, okay?
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Oh, yes. No, no, no. But I have.
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I have to stick my little wawa in your
little chichi, okay? And this is how it
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works, okay? I've read the book on human
sexuality.
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Yes.
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Yes. But science.
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This is science, Galaxy.
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Don't mess with science, okay? But I
know.
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No, you don't know, Galaxy.
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Now, see?
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Men and women. Not women and women,
okay? Women and women cannot reproduce.
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In order to save our planet galaxy, you
and I... I'm very confused.
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Oh, don't be so confused. I, you know, I
figured it out. So why don't you and I
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just hit the sheet and save the planet?
What do you think?
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Well, it worked with Diane. Very good.
It worked for Diane. I love Diane,
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She showed me wonderful things. Yes,
wonderful things. Like this.
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Yes, like this.
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Your skin was so soft.
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Oh.
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Mmm.
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Well, I guess, yeah. And she had these
beautiful nipples.
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Uh -huh.
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And they hurt so hard, she let me kiss
them.
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Oh. I think you need to do that. I think
I need to do that, too.
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Nothing?
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Nothing? Well, then she took her top
off. Then she took her top off, yes. So
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let's try that. Let's try the top, the
top, the top.
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Let me take this off for you, Galaxy.
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Okay. Nice, nice, nice.
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Galaxy, it's working.
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It's working, it's working.
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Yes, and now I have to rub them.
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I'll rub them.
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Is that working, Galaxy?
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No. No?
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No, no, no.
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It's down there, though. I think there
is where you need to focus.
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There is where I need to focus. Right.
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Gee, so beautiful. Yeah. This is
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the way. This is the way.
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And this is when it got very exciting.
Oh, yes.
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It's very exciting.
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Oh, yeah.
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Very exciting.
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Mm -hmm. Yeah. She touched there.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Not like that.
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No. No.
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More like that.
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Like this. Like this. And then she
rubbed.
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It's working. It's working. Believe me,
galaxy.
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I'm sitting on the planet.
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Oh, galaxy. You're watching us? Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes. No.
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No. Yes.
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No. Yes.
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I'm trying.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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Yes. Yes.
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No. No. No, it's not working, Zarkon. I
have found a mate. It is Diane. No, it
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can't be Diane. It is Diane. It must be
me. No. It must be me. I must find
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Diane. No. No. No.
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A knacker.
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Oh. Zorka.
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Hello, Grandpa.
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Why is it taking you so long to answer
the telecommunicator? How are you doing?
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How am I doing?
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01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:21,500
How do you think I'm doing?
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Every week our population is dwindling
in major proportions.
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01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:28,520
There's only one member in the Council
of Jarm left. If you don't find a
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01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:32,420
solution to our population problem soon,
we'll all be extinct in a matter of
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clitons. How goes the mission?
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01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,560
Oh, everything's fine. Everything's
going fine. Mission's going great.
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01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:40,320
You know, it's going great.
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01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,900
Great. So you have figured out the
solution to our planet's problems.
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You understand how humans reproduce.
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That's excellent work, boy. Excellent. I
want you and Galaxina to reproduce and
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get back to the planet as soon as
possible.
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01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:55,020
I knew you had it in you, boy.
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I knew you were the right man for the
job, Zorkon.
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01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:01,820
No, uh, no, we haven't, uh, quite found,
uh, how, uh, humans, uh, reproduce yet,
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01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,640
but, uh, we're working on it. We're,
we're, we're, uh, we're close.
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01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:10,140
You moron. I always knew you were a fuck
-up. I can't tell you how many times I
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01:01:10,140 --> 01:01:12,940
tried to convince the council that you
were the absolute wrong choice for this
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01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:16,100
mission. You can't even tie a farmstool
on a gluton, you little bastard.
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How can you be expected to save us?
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01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,100
What do you have to save for yourself?
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01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:24,900
Ah! Will you and Galaxine be able to
reproduce within the next couple of XRs?
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01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:28,000
No, like I said, Grand Poobah, we're
very close.
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01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:30,760
Very... close.
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01:01:33,340 --> 01:01:34,620
Great. Great.
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01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:35,880
What am I going to do now?
311
01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:38,020
What am I going to do now?
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01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,280
You realize you just signed our death
sentence.
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01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:41,520
You realize that, don't you?
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01:01:41,870 --> 01:01:45,250
And you also realize that from this day
forward, your name is going to live on
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01:01:45,250 --> 01:01:49,150
in infamy throughout the galaxy. Oh,
yeah, yeah. Forever. From this moment
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01:01:49,230 --> 01:01:52,890
the name Zorkon is going to be known as
the fallible Grim Reaper.
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01:01:53,110 --> 01:01:56,630
In distant planets, small children,
having known of your crimes, are going
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01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:59,390
soil themselves and then apologize for
having committed a Zorkon.
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01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:03,850
Um, anyway, I'll report to you soon, and
we're going to have this meeting. You
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01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:05,630
little moron.
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01:02:05,930 --> 01:02:08,170
I should have killed you when I had the
chance.
322
01:02:08,860 --> 01:02:12,820
Who knew that your birth would signify
the end of all births for our planet? I
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01:02:12,820 --> 01:02:15,680
should have killed you when I had a
chance. I should have taken your innards
324
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,780
strung them across the highways of
Eldor. I should have taken your blood
325
01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:23,820
painted the skies of Wakikina with them.
I should have taken your flesh and
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01:02:23,820 --> 01:02:27,640
strung it across the fields of Ufafla.
And now, look what you've done to us.
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01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:30,540
This is how you repay us for being born
into our beautiful civilization.
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01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,800
You're killing us all. You're killing
us.
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01:02:33,180 --> 01:02:36,840
No, don't worry about it, Grand Poobah.
Everything is going great. It's
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01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:37,840
wonderful.
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01:02:38,570 --> 01:02:42,010
We'll leave our planet Qunesha and
everything's fine.
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01:11:21,730 --> 01:11:22,730
Thank you.
333
01:12:13,420 --> 01:12:14,960
Diane, I'm so upset.
334
01:12:16,220 --> 01:12:18,080
Tell me what's wrong. I don't know what
to do.
335
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:19,680
It's okay. Calm down.
336
01:12:21,460 --> 01:12:22,460
Tell me what's wrong.
337
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:28,400
My friend, I told him about you, and now
he's angry at me.
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01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:34,380
I told him how we touch each other, and
now he says I have to do that to him,
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01:12:34,460 --> 01:12:35,720
only I don't want to.
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01:12:36,340 --> 01:12:39,940
He says we have to reproduce, and that I
can't do that with you.
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01:12:41,210 --> 01:12:45,050
What's wrong with me? I'm supposed to
want to be with him, but I don't. I just
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01:12:45,050 --> 01:12:47,070
want to be with you. You don't have to
be with him. There's nothing wrong with
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01:12:47,070 --> 01:12:48,070
you. You're a lesbian.
344
01:12:49,150 --> 01:12:50,470
What? A lesbian.
345
01:12:51,350 --> 01:12:52,350
What's that?
346
01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:54,850
You don't have to have sex to reproduce.
347
01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:57,290
No? No.
348
01:12:58,430 --> 01:13:00,010
It's okay that I'm with you?
349
01:13:00,350 --> 01:13:01,770
Yeah, it's perfectly fine.
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01:13:02,090 --> 01:13:03,090
Yeah.
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01:13:15,790 --> 01:13:16,790
Thank you.
352
01:14:05,740 --> 01:14:06,740
Yes.
353
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:08,040
That's cold.
354
01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:14,040
I feel good.
355
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:58,540
I'm an idiot, a fool, a moron. Garcia,
how are you today?
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01:21:59,220 --> 01:22:01,760
Are we going to save the planet now,
yes? Yes, we are.
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01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,000
Thank God.
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01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:04,720
I have found the solution. Excellent.
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01:22:05,100 --> 01:22:06,560
Okay, let's just get started.
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01:22:07,140 --> 01:22:08,580
This is all we need.
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01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:10,720
And?
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01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:17,960
Understand?
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01:22:33,130 --> 01:22:34,710
Grand Poobah will be very pleased.
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01:22:35,330 --> 01:22:36,330
And so am I.
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