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Miss? Penny, please.
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Miss make me sound old -fashioned.
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My apologies, Penny. I am Jack.
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This is my paralegal, Lorelai. Please,
take a seat.
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Thank you.
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Um, I still can't wrap my head around
why I'm here.
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Understandable. It's not every day
someone gets to inherit an estate.
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Exactly.
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That's why it doesn't make sense.
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My grandfather, sorry to be blunt, but
he hated me.
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Well, he couldn't have hated you too
much, according to the will.
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You mean the same man who thought women
shouldn't speak unless it's spoken to?
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That I was too headstrong and I was too
independent for my own good?
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Of course he hated me.
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He made sure I didn't exist in his
little perfect world.
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When I refused to join family business
and went on my own, he convinced my
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parents to cut me off completely.
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No calls, no help, no family,
everything.
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Everything just gone.
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And when your parents passed?
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He didn't even call.
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Didn't invite me to the funeral as far
as he was concerned.
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I was dead to him, too So
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Why all of a sudden he care about his
will now
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What game is he playing
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What's going on Is there something
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I need to know about the will?
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So, there is a condition attached in
order
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for you to receive the will.
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I knew it. What is it?
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All right.
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It says...
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It says here that you need to submit
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to a man.
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Excuse me?
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It actually says up there?
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How does my grandfather expect me to do
that?
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It says you must
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come to an agreement with the man where
he gets to have sex with you whenever he
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wants, even if someone else is in the
room.
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He can't be serious.
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It actually says out there?
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It really does.
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And since it doesn't specify who the man
should be,
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It's my duty as executor to step in.
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Step in?
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How?
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I will be the man that you submit to.
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Ta -da.
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This can't be real.
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It's in the will, Penny.
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It's real.
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I know my grandfather is a pig.
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But this? This is insane.
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Isn't this insane?
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I mean, we've had crazier cases.
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Look, Penny.
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You don't have to do anything you don't
want to do.
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But... If you do want to claim your
inheritance, you're going to need to
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his wishes.
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By having sex with you.
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How else would I know that you're
following his wishes?
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You can't be serious.
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Are you just sitting there?
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Hey now, Penny.
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We're just doing our jobs here.
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And I think we're being pretty
accommodating. And if I may speak so
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don't appreciate your attitude.
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So, how do you feel about anal sex?
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Because I'm going to add it in the will
because I don't appreciate your
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outburst.
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You get out of your mind.
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I'm leaving.
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Are you sure you want to leave now,
Penny?
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Why should I?
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Well, you would be leaving a lot on the
table.
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You said that you lost everything,
right?
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Because of your grandfather.
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Here's your chance to have it all.
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are the last person of your family
standing.
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I have fought so hard for everything
just
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because I wanted to be my own woman.
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And I want to try something different.
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You still get to be your own woman, but
with power.
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Think of everything you could do with
the resources your
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grandfather's estate has to offer.
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You're going to get everything you
deserve and more.
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And all you have to do is agree to this
one
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I hope, I hope my grandfather rot in
hell for this, for
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everything.
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But okay, I will submit to you
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and do whatever you want.
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Let's get started right here and now.
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What? But Lorelai... What?
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It clearly states in the will, it
doesn't matter if someone else is in the
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Oh, yeah, I really don't care. Do
whatever you need to do.
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Thank you.
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Oh my god, Lorelai.
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I have a conference with Jamie tomorrow.
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I need to change that. Can you dictate
an email?
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Yeah, go ahead.
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Okay.
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Dear Jamie, I know we're supposed to
have our call tomorrow.
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but I'm sorry something came up, and I
have to change it.
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Monday works best for me. At 3 p .m.,
does that work for you?
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And also,
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I promise this little
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inconvenience is going to be worth it
because I have exciting news
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about
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The Johnson merger.
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Is that it?
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Yes.
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I'll start that and then I'll let you
know if he gets back.
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Thank you.
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You like that?
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I do like that.
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You're going to love this estate. It's
beautiful.
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Am I doing a good job? You're doing a
good job. You're fulfilling your
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grandfather's wishes.
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So, yeah.
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You're doing great.
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I'm going to get my seat soon.
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You're going to get your seat soon.
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And then you're going to be a powerful
woman.
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Thank you.
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We're doing the right thing.
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Can you open that mouth?
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Yes.
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All of it. Yes.
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You submit so good.
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Sweet, right?
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Awesome.
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Short and sweet.
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Speaking of short and sweet, I need you
to call my wife because I want to make
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sure the dinner reservations are still
on for tonight.
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Which place are you planning on going
again?
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No, we're doing the main place. That's a
few blocks from here.
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Oh my gosh, no way. You got reservations
there?
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Well, that's why I'm paranoid to make
sure I don't lose those reservations.
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So can you please call?
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Thank you. I appreciate that. Penny,
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are you aware of that new restaurant
that opened up a few blocks from here?
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Oh, yeah.
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I know about them. Their oysters are so
good.
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You know, I...
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I heard good things about the shrimp.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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Let's not stain these, huh?
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The table's going to be ready at 7.
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That's good.
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to doing that. So it's part of the
agreement.
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I would love to have you fuck my ass.
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I would do everything you want.
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Is that so?
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Look,
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look.
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I don't want to fuck my ass, don't you?
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You will.
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Emails for the... Oh, God.
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God, you are such a distraction.
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I gotta send emails out for the... Yes,
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yes, the Jenny's lawsuit. Thank you. I
looked so forward to arguing with them.
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Say that again?
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It starts on September 18th and it can
last up to a week if it's not resolved
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within the first 72 hours.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Yeah, that is fucking good.
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Oh,
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there it is.
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It's reading my mind.
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Oh, pull it down more.
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I just want to admire it.
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state. There's your chance. I'm going to
be my own woman.
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Your own woman with power.
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I'll destroy my wife death also after
dinner.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Try to DP your testicles.
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While I take note, I didn't do it.
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Take note, Lorelai. She did shove me.
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Yes.
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The mustard hurt, right?
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Yeah, you got like a little bit of like
a, what do you call it?
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Yeah.
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I'm going to put it on the side in case
you want a little bit. Thank you. Do
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that, please.
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Ha ha ha!
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I'll see you in a moment.
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Oh. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Fuck, yes.
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to me yeah mom I need back for
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So close.
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There's a lot of paperwork we still got
to do just to finalize everything.
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Dot the I's, cross the T's. You
understand.
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So I'm going to need you to come back in
next week.
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Lorelai's going to schedule with you,
okay?
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All right. And remember, when you come
in, you're still in the contract to be
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submissive, right?
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we have next coming in um we have the
johnson divorce case johnson
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i'm gonna eat that guy up
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