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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:54,250 MARY: The things you need to know about Charlene. 2 00:00:56,250 --> 00:01:00,875 Me and her have been thick as thieves since we were nine. 3 00:01:00,917 --> 00:01:03,625 Since we met in third class. 4 00:01:04,625 --> 00:01:06,667 What to say about her? 5 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:10,625 Charlene is loyal... 6 00:01:10,792 --> 00:01:14,708 And honest and a very good person. 7 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,833 She's a kind of girl that, 8 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:20,958 if you're friends with her, she'll always have your back. 9 00:01:20,958 --> 00:01:25,333 Not just from when fights break out but like with small things as well. 10 00:01:25,708 --> 00:01:30,125 I suppose what I'm trying to say is that she's kind-hearted. 11 00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:31,583 As most of you's know already. 12 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:33,292 WOMAN: Mary? 13 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:43,917 - See ya. - See ya, sweetheart. 14 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:45,333 (BELL BUZZES) 15 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:48,792 GIRLS: See ya, Mary. 16 00:02:11,375 --> 00:02:13,500 (MAN ON PA): This train is serving all stations to Drogheda, 17 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,667 all stations to Drogheda. 18 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:34,083 MARY: Fuck sake. 19 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:42,792 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO) 20 00:02:50,167 --> 00:02:52,375 Come on! 21 00:03:00,667 --> 00:03:01,792 (MUSIC STOPS) 22 00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:03,542 About fuckin' time. 23 00:03:04,167 --> 00:03:05,875 (ENGINE STARTS) 24 00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:18,583 We missed ya. 25 00:03:18,958 --> 00:03:20,583 Yeah, right. 26 00:03:20,583 --> 00:03:22,417 Ya know we did. 27 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:24,583 What time is Charlene coming over? 28 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:28,292 She said she's up to her eyes. She'll see ya at the fitting in the morning. 29 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:31,042 She hasn't seen me in six months. 30 00:03:31,042 --> 00:03:32,333 Be nice to her, Mary. 31 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:36,042 She stood by ya this past while. A lot of them didn't, all right? 32 00:03:37,292 --> 00:03:40,292 There's a picture of her dress on me phone. 33 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:47,875 Who's the other bridesmaid? 34 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:49,417 Leona. 35 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:51,917 Like to see that fat cunt fit into a dress. 36 00:03:51,917 --> 00:03:53,542 She lost the weight. 37 00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:55,083 I'm sure she'll find it again. 38 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:56,292 Mary! 39 00:03:56,292 --> 00:03:58,208 What, Mother? 40 00:03:58,208 --> 00:04:00,375 Just be nice, will ya? 41 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:09,083 - MARY: Come on. - (DOOR CLOSES) 42 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,667 MAN: (ON TV) Hello and welcome to a special episode of Crossfire, 43 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:14,542 where four well known personalities must avoid getting... 44 00:04:14,542 --> 00:04:15,792 All right? 45 00:04:17,292 --> 00:04:20,542 There's a load of Polish after movin' in next door. 46 00:04:21,708 --> 00:04:24,458 (HOST CONTINUES CHATTING ON TV) 47 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:56,917 (PHONE RINGING) 48 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:01,625 (ON PHONE) Hi, this is Charlene. 49 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:02,875 Leave a message. 50 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,292 - (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS) - MARY: Hey, it's me. 51 00:05:05,292 --> 00:05:06,417 What's the story? 52 00:05:06,417 --> 00:05:08,542 Thought we were meant to be going out tonight. 53 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:11,708 If I have to spend my first night of freedom in with me ma and nan, 54 00:05:11,708 --> 00:05:13,583 I'll actually poke me eyes out. 55 00:05:14,375 --> 00:05:15,917 So hurry up and get back to me. 56 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:19,250 Bye! 57 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:31,333 (MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES) 58 00:05:59,167 --> 00:06:01,833 (MUSIC PLAYING IN CLUB) 59 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:06,292 I was waitin' here for an hour last week. 60 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:08,250 Fuck sake. 61 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:10,750 MAN: Come on, let's take it easy there, please. 62 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:15,833 Maybe we should get a few cans, head off somewhere else. 63 00:06:25,417 --> 00:06:27,000 What are you staring at, sweet cheeks? 64 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,083 - Sorry, what? - "Sorry, what"? 65 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:30,542 I said, what are you staring at? 66 00:06:30,542 --> 00:06:32,208 Do you want your go or somethin'? 67 00:06:32,833 --> 00:06:35,333 I'll fuckin' slap the Day-Glo tits off her. 68 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:36,583 Hound. 69 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,000 (MURMURS INDISTINCTLY) 70 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,542 All right and now we got the fuckin' rat. 71 00:06:39,542 --> 00:06:41,333 Mary, I'm gonna have to ask you to step outside. 72 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:42,458 I didn't do anything. 73 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:44,292 - Don't even put your hands on me. - Calm down. 74 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:45,958 - I didn't do anything. What did I... - Calm down. 75 00:06:45,958 --> 00:06:47,583 - Tell me what I did. - You where hassling that girl. 76 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,542 How could I hass... She's the one staring at me out of it. 77 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,125 - Pikin' me out of it. - Will you just walk please? 78 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:52,958 Oh, you's are fuckin' fools in here. 79 00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:54,667 You're after making a fuckin' show of me. 80 00:06:54,667 --> 00:06:55,875 MAN: I'll ask you to step outside. 81 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:57,333 You know what, I'd advise yous all to fuck off out of here. 82 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,208 Run by cunts, absolute cunts. 83 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:00,333 Don't mind her. 84 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:02,125 All fuckin' knackers. 85 00:07:02,958 --> 00:07:04,917 Just go home, Mary. 86 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:06,500 (MOBILE BUZZES) 87 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:10,458 (MESSAGE DINGS) 88 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:18,333 (SIGHS) 89 00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:22,667 MARY: The things ya need to know about Charlene. 90 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,958 When me and her were in school, 91 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:29,083 all the other girls would have stayed away from us. 92 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:32,542 This is cos they knew we were tough. 93 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:36,250 And if they said anything smart they were gonna get a slap. 94 00:07:40,583 --> 00:07:41,875 We didn't care though. 95 00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:44,833 Cos the only people we ever wanted to hang out with was each other. 96 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:45,917 SALLY: Gorgeous. 97 00:07:45,917 --> 00:07:48,042 - Do you think the length is OK? - SALLY: Perfect for dancing... 98 00:07:48,042 --> 00:07:49,208 - Yeah? - ...once you wear those shoes. 99 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:50,958 - Are you definite on this? - Mmm, I'm not sure. 100 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:52,292 SALLY: Well, there's actually a bustle at the back 101 00:07:52,292 --> 00:07:53,333 - that you can hook up and... - Alright, 102 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:54,542 - Makes it easier for dancing. - Great. 103 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:56,667 - OK. - Sorry, can I help you? 104 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:00,708 Hey. 105 00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:03,042 Hey. 106 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:04,875 Come here. 107 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:09,583 Oh, careful. 108 00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:12,125 Em, this is Sally, the dressmaker. 109 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,500 This is Mary, my maid of honour. 110 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,917 - Hey, Mary. - And you remember Leona, don't you? 111 00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:17,458 Yeah. 112 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,500 SALLY: Will you lift that up there for me? LEONA: Yeah. 113 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,125 - That's perfect, Sally. - OK. 114 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:27,167 Isn't she gorgeous? 115 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:34,708 What're you wearing? 116 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:37,125 What are you wearing? 117 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:38,875 What do you mean? 118 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:41,458 It looks like a little tablecloth. 119 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:45,125 Jesus, Mary. 120 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:46,458 What? 121 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:47,708 You smell of booze. 122 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:50,917 Yeah, well, I thought we were meant to go out last night. 123 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:53,583 Yeah, sorry. Just been a bit mad with all of this. 124 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:58,083 (SIGHS) 125 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,000 Missed ya. 126 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:04,500 Here, hold that. 127 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,292 I got you this. 128 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:14,208 - MARY: What's this for? - You've to make a speech at the weddin', 129 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:15,667 ...and just with your accent. 130 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:19,958 - I've the same accent as you. - (SNICKERS) 131 00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:22,792 What're you laughin' at? 132 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:24,375 Nothin'. 133 00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:27,292 Nothin' is right. Laugh at me again and watch what happens. 134 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:30,542 Excuse me, do you realise you're actually the maid of honour? 135 00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:33,375 It is your duty to the bride to turn up for fittings on time 136 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:34,958 and to organise everyone on the day 137 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:36,625 and show up with a nice fella that matches your dress. 138 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:37,750 What's that mean? 139 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:38,875 Mary. 140 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:41,000 LEONA: I wouldn't worry about her turnin' up with a fella, Sally. 141 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,417 Chance'll be a fine thing. 142 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,708 Think I can get a fella quicker than you, Leona. 143 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:45,792 And how'd you work that one out'? 144 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:47,917 I've been with the same chap the past five years. 145 00:09:47,917 --> 00:09:49,000 Who? 146 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,583 Seamus McCrory. 147 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:54,708 - Who? - He was the year behind us in school. 148 00:09:54,708 --> 00:09:57,375 The little midget who used to do football in his underpants, him? 149 00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:59,125 That was fuckin' years ago, Mary. 150 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:00,208 People don't forget, Leona. 151 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,292 Yeah, well, at least I have a fuckin' boyfriend. 152 00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:04,458 I wouldn't touch him with yours. 153 00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:06,667 You're not even getting a plus one. 154 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:08,708 Charlene has given it to Declan's cousin. 155 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,375 Jesus Christ! You think we could focus on me for a while now? 156 00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:21,292 Come here, what was it like? 157 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,042 Would have been nice to hear from you. 158 00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:29,708 Said you didn't want visitors. 159 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:31,542 You could have wrote, like. 160 00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:34,167 You should have told me, like... 161 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,042 Where the fuck is he? 162 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,875 Just text him and tell him we're goin' drinkin'. 163 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:47,250 - No. - Please? 164 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,875 - No! - (CHUCKLES) 165 00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:50,417 Why not? 166 00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:53,167 Cos the wedding is this day, three weeks, 167 00:10:53,167 --> 00:10:55,833 and I've fuckin' a hundred and one things to be doin'. 168 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,000 How come I didn't get a plus one? 169 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:03,500 Cos the plates are like 60 quid. 170 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:06,333 Everyone you know is gonna be there. 171 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,208 What? 172 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:12,500 Nothin'. 173 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,333 Sap. 174 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,917 - You're a sap. - You're a sap. 175 00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:19,375 - (CAR HORN HONKS) - (CHUCKLES) 176 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:20,625 There he is now, look. 177 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,958 Right, this is for you. 178 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:25,125 Now, are you sure you're OK doin' all this? 179 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:27,375 Cos I can get Leona to help if you want. 180 00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:29,333 Right, OK, cool? 181 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,583 - Call you later, right? - Yeah. 182 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:46,917 (KISSES) 183 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,000 (CAR DRIVING AWAY) 184 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,958 So, basically, if you punch in something wrong 185 00:11:57,958 --> 00:11:59,875 you just hit void and start again, OK? 186 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,417 It's a piece of piss, really. 187 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,750 Just ask Udel if you need anything, all right? 188 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,958 I'm on the same shift as you tomorrow. So I'll see you then, yeah? 189 00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:10,208 OK. 190 00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:12,958 - Thanks. - No bother. 191 00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:23,167 - Where are you from yourself'? - Nigeria. 192 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,583 Do you have a girlfriend? 193 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:34,542 - I have a wife. - Oh. 194 00:12:39,042 --> 00:12:41,583 MARY: I knew the first night I met Declan, 195 00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:43,542 that he was the one for Charlene. 196 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,333 He was a kind-hearted bloke. 197 00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,125 And a nice man. 198 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,833 Plus, he bought the two of us loads of drinks, so that was cool. 199 00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:53,750 Char was always the confident one with fellas. 200 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,125 Whereas with me, 201 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,000 I never really bothered that much 202 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,042 cos I think most fellas from Drogheda are all dopes. 203 00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:03,000 No offence, to any of ya's here tonight, though. 204 00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:07,458 SCROTE: It's shit around here now. 205 00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,250 Everything's changed. 206 00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:17,042 You're still selling gear? 207 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,250 Nah... 208 00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:20,833 I'm working as a postman. 209 00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:24,500 Your da set that up? 210 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,542 Yeah. Nice one, da. 211 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:32,583 Do you wanna go on a date sometime? 212 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,500 What? 213 00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:36,125 A date. 214 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:38,125 Why? 215 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,375 I don't know. 216 00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:42,750 We never did that. 217 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:46,833 - So? - Maybe we should. 218 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,875 - For the laugh. - What are you on about? 219 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,333 (CHUCKLES) 220 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:52,750 I suppose. 221 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:59,583 Any interest in goin' to a weddin', no? 222 00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,208 I'll see ya around, yeah? 223 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,042 Yeah. 224 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:20,792 Dates. 225 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,667 OKSANA: (ON COMPUTER) No matter how great life is, 226 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:32,000 it's always better when you have someone special to share it with. 227 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,125 Here at Cupid's Arrow, 228 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:37,333 we provide a unique personal introduction service 229 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:40,500 that is designed to help you meet someone special. 230 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,417 No more single ads. 231 00:14:42,542 --> 00:14:44,667 No more Tinder dates. 232 00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:47,083 So why not visit us today? 233 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:55,250 (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 234 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:05,917 (MOBILE BUZZES) 235 00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:08,167 (MESSAGE DINGS) 236 00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:14,708 (MACHINE BEEPING) 237 00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:16,208 JESS: Yeah. MARY: Are you Jess? 238 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:17,625 Yeah. 239 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,417 I'm Charlene Duffy's maid of honour. 240 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,833 I'm here to pay a deposit for the weddin' video. 241 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,333 Uh, any chance you can come back in an hour? 242 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,375 No. 243 00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:28,833 (DOOR BUZZES) 244 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:38,500 Hey. Um... Uh, come in. 245 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,458 I actually thought this job was cancelled when I never heard from her. 246 00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:49,917 MAN: Here, em. 247 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,958 Where am I, again? 248 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:54,833 Bewley Mews 249 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,583 Uh, what's the... What's the date again? 250 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,417 28th of March. 251 00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:04,833 Oh, shit. 252 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,667 - What? - I actually can't do it. I have a gig that night. 253 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,583 What? 254 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,208 I have a gig with my band. 255 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:15,792 Well, can you not cancel that? 256 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:18,333 No. 257 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:19,667 Why not? 258 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,875 Because I don't want to. 259 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,083 It's fine. I have a number here I can give you. 260 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,583 No, she wanted you. 261 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,917 I'm sure Charlene will get over it. 262 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:31,000 No, she really won't. 263 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,500 What do you want me to do? 264 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,417 Fine. 265 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,708 I will cancel my gig for you. 266 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,083 Thanks. 267 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,458 Bridezilla, huh? 268 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:53,917 Mind your own business. 269 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:57,125 What's, eh... 270 00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,792 What's her name, again? 271 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,125 Jess. 272 00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:10,583 JESS: OK, you owe me. 273 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,208 Oh, thank you. 274 00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:14,708 - Seriously, thank you. - You're welcome. 275 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:17,875 Eh, Jess, I'm gonna head on. Do you want my digits? 276 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,708 - Uh... - He forgot your name a minute ago. 277 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,125 No, I didn't. 278 00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:26,500 Yeah, you did. You just asked me what her name was. 279 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,792 (LAUGHS) 280 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,542 Uh, it's fine. 281 00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:33,292 - I didn't want his number anyway. - Bye. 282 00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:40,833 Well played. 283 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,333 I have me moments. 284 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:43,500 (DOOR CLOSES) 285 00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:45,625 - The deposit. - Oh, thank you. 286 00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,667 So I guess I'll see you on the 28th, then. 287 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:51,083 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 288 00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:01,333 - You're a good egg. - You, too. 289 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,958 AUTOMATED WOMAN'S VOICE: Door opening. 290 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,750 "You're a good egg"? 291 00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,917 Fuckin' asshole. 292 00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:10,000 (LIFT DINGS) 293 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,208 AUTOMATED WOMAN'S VOICE: Door closing. 294 00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:18,000 (RAIN PATTERING) 295 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,375 Order for McArdle. 296 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,125 MAN: Um, just a minute. 297 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,000 (WOMAN LAUGHING) 298 00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,708 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 299 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,500 Thanks. 300 00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:54,833 There's Mary. 301 00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:56,667 - Hey. - Hey. 302 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,250 - Hey, Mary. - Hi. 303 00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:01,500 Do you wanna join us? It's Leona's birthday. 304 00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,708 - MARY: No. - All right 305 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:05,958 Happy birthday. 306 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,417 So I just came to say that I met a fella. 307 00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,958 So I might need that plus one after all. 308 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:13,375 Oh! 309 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,375 What do you mean "Oh"? I'm not a fuckin' leper, Charlene. 310 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:17,667 I know. Stop cursin' at me. 311 00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:21,125 - Sorry. - (CLEARS THROAT) 312 00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:23,500 So, who is he? 313 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,292 - You don't know him. - Yeah, well, what's his name? 314 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,375 John. 315 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,792 "John" what? 316 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:32,958 Carter. 317 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,125 From Mars? (LAUGHS) 318 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,958 What? 319 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,583 DECLAN: The film. 320 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,708 So, can he come or not? 321 00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,917 Yeah. Course. 322 00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:50,875 Thank you. 323 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,750 You're welcome. 324 00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,500 See you's. 325 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,542 - See you, Mary. - See you, Mary. 326 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,958 John Carter? Seriously? 327 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,292 She's fine. 328 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:08,875 (MOBILE BUZZING) 329 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,917 (MOBILE BUZZING) 330 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:14,708 (SIGHS) 331 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,875 Hey, it's me. 332 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,333 - Hiya. - So, listen. 333 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:21,583 I was thinking it could be good for us to meet John Carter before the weddin'. 334 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:22,833 Who? 335 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,833 Your boyfriend. 336 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,292 Oh, yeah. 337 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:29,125 So why don't the two of you's come over for a beer or somethin' on Saturday? 338 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,833 You can see the new house as well. 339 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,708 - He's workin'. - Oh? 340 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,333 What's he do? 341 00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:37,667 Works in a bar. 342 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,625 Where? 343 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,208 - McPhails? - Mary, the barmen in there are really hot. 344 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,625 Which one is he? 345 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:48,708 The tall one with short hair. 346 00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,458 The one with all the tatts? 347 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,125 No. No tatts. 348 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,958 Look, you probably don't know him. 349 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,583 He keeps to himself. 350 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,958 Anyway, he's workin' Saturday. 351 00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,500 Shit. 352 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,333 I could still come over. 353 00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:04,250 Ah no. You're all right. 354 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:07,125 Come here, em... He's not weird or anything, is he? 355 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,458 - What? - You know what I mean. 356 00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:12,708 No, he's not weird. 357 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:14,083 Cool. 358 00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,583 It'd be good to meet him anyway. 359 00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,375 Maybe next week? 360 00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,125 Yeah. I'll say it to him. 361 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,917 Thanks, babes. 362 00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:33,417 MARY: The things you need to know about Charlene. 363 00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:36,167 (SIGHS TO HERSELF) 364 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,333 (CLOCK TICKING) 365 00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:59,292 What kind of man you want? 366 00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:03,917 One that's free to go to a weddin' on the 28th of March. 367 00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:08,958 - That's it? - Yeah. 368 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:13,417 But what kind of men do you like? I mean, Polish, Irish, what? 369 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,875 - Any. - Look, in the agency 370 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:20,708 we have older men for older women, yeah? 371 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:26,458 But I'll find you a nice boy, OK? Stand up. 372 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:28,125 Photo. 373 00:22:28,417 --> 00:22:32,667 (OKSANA HUMMING) 374 00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:35,333 Now, ready? Smile. 375 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,292 Mmm? A bit more. 376 00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,500 A bit more. 377 00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,875 - (CAMERA CLICKS) - Ta-da! 378 00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:47,458 SUZANNE: I'm giving you the famous J-Lo glow. 379 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,417 It's excitin', isn't it? 380 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,750 No. 381 00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:58,750 Any advice? 382 00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:01,667 You're askin' her for advice? 383 00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:04,750 Yes, Mam. She's asking me for advice. 384 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,667 I'm a woman. I've been taken out by men. 385 00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:08,958 A fuckin' sniper wouldn't take you out. 386 00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:12,542 I don't remember gettin' any pearls of wisdom off you. 387 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,750 You're done. 388 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:24,083 - How do I look? - Like a whore. 389 00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:39,167 I believe you're lookin' to find someone to go to a wedding? 390 00:23:44,417 --> 00:23:47,750 MARY: Me and Char have known our fair share of hard times. 391 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,375 When Char's gran died, I was there for her. 392 00:23:51,542 --> 00:23:53,625 When stuff was goin' on for me, 393 00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:55,917 she was always there for me, too. 394 00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:01,125 As they say, “Hard times will always reveal true friendship.“ 395 00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:04,125 And ours is very true. 396 00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:07,167 - Ours is the most true. - (PHONE LINE RINGING) 397 00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:08,750 Ours is... 398 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,500 (LINE CONTINUES RINGING) 399 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:13,208 VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Charlene. 400 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:14,625 Leave a message. 401 00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:15,875 (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS) 402 00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:17,208 MARY: Hey, it's me. 403 00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:20,667 So I was readin' this really interesting thing in the paper earlier. 404 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:24,542 It said that the best night ever to go out with Mary is a Tuesday night? 405 00:24:24,542 --> 00:24:26,208 So... 406 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,083 Call me back. 407 00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:33,417 JIM: So, do you do anything like that yourself? 408 00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:38,875 - What? - Like sport or drama? 409 00:24:39,917 --> 00:24:41,542 No. 410 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,583 Any interests at all? 411 00:24:48,167 --> 00:24:49,750 No. 412 00:24:57,708 --> 00:24:59,542 (INAUDIBLE CHATTER) 413 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,625 This is the first one of these where I've actually had a good feelin'. 414 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:18,250 You just seem to be really sound 415 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:19,667 and funny. 416 00:25:19,792 --> 00:25:21,542 And you're proper hot. 417 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:22,875 (CHUCKLES) 418 00:25:22,917 --> 00:25:25,125 The fact that you need someone to bring to your friend's weddin' 419 00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:28,000 and I need someone to bring to my brother's weddin'... 420 00:25:28,792 --> 00:25:30,417 ...it could be perfect. 421 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:34,167 (KNOCKING ON WINDOW) 422 00:25:35,917 --> 00:25:37,750 Oh, fuck me. 423 00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:42,333 You're my boyfriend, your name is John. 424 00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:47,292 I've got this. 425 00:25:47,292 --> 00:25:48,667 Hello! 426 00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:50,708 Hi, what are you doin' here? 427 00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:52,333 Oh, I was passing on me way from work. 428 00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:54,083 And who do we have here? 429 00:25:54,292 --> 00:25:57,375 Charlene, this is John Carter, the chap I was tellin' you about. 430 00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:59,917 John, this is Charlene. 431 00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:02,958 I believe I'm comin' to your weddin'. 432 00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:04,958 Wow. He's cute. 433 00:26:04,958 --> 00:26:06,292 (CHUCKLING) Thanks. 434 00:26:06,292 --> 00:26:08,542 Well, it was good to see ya, Char. 435 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,292 He's fuckin' gorgeous, Mary. 436 00:26:15,292 --> 00:26:16,375 Yep. 437 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:18,375 (CHUCKLING) 438 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,583 Can I ask you somethin'? 439 00:26:27,042 --> 00:26:30,750 This is gonna seem really weird cos I just met you but... 440 00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:34,583 would you like to be a groomsman? 441 00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:38,542 It's just Declan, me fella, he doesn't really have any good-lookin' friends, 442 00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:43,708 and it'd be deadly to have at least one good-lookin' chap in the photographs. 443 00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:46,833 Er... Sure. 444 00:26:50,167 --> 00:26:51,958 You did well, hun. 445 00:26:52,542 --> 00:26:54,208 I sure did. 446 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:58,583 By the way, the hen's is on Friday. The theme is Mamma Mia! 447 00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:00,042 What's that mean? 448 00:27:00,042 --> 00:27:02,792 Ya come dressed as a character from the film. 449 00:27:02,792 --> 00:27:04,875 What, like Meryl Streep? 450 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:07,083 No. Leona got Meryl Streep. 451 00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:11,875 We put all the names in a hat And you got Stellan Skarsgård. 452 00:27:12,417 --> 00:27:14,792 OK? See ya Friday. 453 00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:22,958 Looks like you're coming to a weddin'. 454 00:27:22,958 --> 00:27:24,417 Bring it on, chicken. 455 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,792 You're gonna have to dial down the camp. 456 00:27:30,292 --> 00:27:31,917 Er, I'm not camp. 457 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:34,042 Eh, yeah, ya are. 458 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:38,958 What? 459 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,958 I'm sorry. I'll... I'll go to your brother's weddin'. 460 00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:43,042 Aw, fuck off! 461 00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:44,875 (EXHALING) 462 00:27:57,417 --> 00:28:01,458 MARY: The things you need to know about Charlene. 463 00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:05,458 Me and her share the best memories together. 464 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:07,708 (SIGHS) 465 00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:09,333 Like the weekends. 466 00:28:09,542 --> 00:28:12,250 When the two of us would go clubbin'. 467 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:15,208 This is when we'd really get to let our hair down. 468 00:28:15,542 --> 00:28:20,417 Nights that felt like they went on forever and ever. 469 00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:24,958 Like me and her were the only two people left in the world. 470 00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:31,708 - Hey. - I might head on. 471 00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:33,167 OK, then. 472 00:28:33,167 --> 00:28:34,875 (MUSIC PLAYING) 473 00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:37,583 Oh, you text me John Carter's number in the morning? 474 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:40,750 - Who? - Your boyfriend. 475 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:41,833 Oh. 476 00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:44,208 - What? - Nothin'. I was just... 477 00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:45,583 ...thinkin' of breakin' up with him. 478 00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:46,792 (SIGHS) 479 00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:49,833 Jesus, Mary, do you not recognise a good thing when it lands in your lap? 480 00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:52,125 Ya don't even know him. He could be a fuckin' dick. 481 00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:53,458 Yeah, well, he's not. 482 00:28:53,708 --> 00:28:56,667 Oh, would you check your email cos I sent ya your speech. 483 00:28:56,917 --> 00:28:58,750 I thought I was supposed to write it. 484 00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:01,458 Well, I did it for ya. 485 00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:03,458 Right? 486 00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:10,583 (MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY) 487 00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:15,917 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 488 00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:34,333 Nice outfit. 489 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:39,333 - Weddin' video. - Wedding video. 490 00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:41,458 How's it goin'? 491 00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,792 Good. So what are you up to? 492 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:47,542 Nothin'. 493 00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:49,500 Are you here with mates? 494 00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:51,042 Yeah. 495 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,333 Sorry, I just have to... 496 00:31:13,792 --> 00:31:15,458 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 497 00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:16,708 GIRL: Hello? 498 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,083 (POUNDING) 499 00:31:19,042 --> 00:31:20,792 (SOFTLY) Fuck off. 500 00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:25,333 There's a queue out here! 501 00:31:26,958 --> 00:31:29,375 - Are you the one doin' all the bangin'? - There's people waiting... 502 00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:31,917 - So what'? - So, like, will you hurry fuckin' up? 503 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,083 Say that again. 504 00:31:35,167 --> 00:31:36,875 Move! 505 00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:01,875 You're after breaking a glass in me fuckin' hand! 506 00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:05,792 Ya See that? Fuckin' lawsuit. 507 00:32:13,917 --> 00:32:15,417 (MARY MUMBLING) 508 00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:18,333 You all right? 509 00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:20,917 Did ya enjoy the show? 510 00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:22,708 What show? 511 00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:28,417 You do realise you're bleeding? 512 00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:49,333 (NURSE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 513 00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:01,792 You didn't have to come with me. 514 00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:03,667 I know. 515 00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:06,542 Good night? 516 00:33:06,833 --> 00:33:08,542 Hardly. 517 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:14,083 You? 518 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:16,333 It was OK. 519 00:33:19,292 --> 00:33:21,417 Actually it was kinda shit. 520 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:25,875 I spent most of the night hiding from this psycho I went on a date with a while back. 521 00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:28,208 - Hate that. - Yeah. 522 00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:33,833 I've been on a few dates meself lately. 523 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:35,250 Oh. yeah? 524 00:33:35,542 --> 00:33:38,208 - Lotta psychos. - Yeah? 525 00:33:38,292 --> 00:33:39,917 Big time. 526 00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:51,458 I went on one there the other night with this fella that used to be a priest. 527 00:33:51,458 --> 00:33:55,583 Never been with a woman before in his life. He was like 34. 528 00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:56,833 And what happened? 529 00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:58,833 I left after the starter. 530 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:02,208 You didn't really give him much of a chance. 531 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,583 He was a priest. 532 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,625 Well, you've obviously got high standards. 533 00:34:06,917 --> 00:34:08,458 That's what me ma says. 534 00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:11,417 But I think that's just cos she has no standards. 535 00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:13,000 When it comes to men. 536 00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,833 Your dad not around? 537 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:17,833 Nah. He left when I was a kid. 538 00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:21,500 My dad died last year. 539 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,125 Sorry. 540 00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:31,625 My mam just started dating again. She's got like three guys on the go. 541 00:34:31,917 --> 00:34:34,917 You should give her a call. She might give you some tips. 542 00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:36,292 Yeah, maybe I will. 543 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:37,833 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 544 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:40,167 Mary McArdle? 545 00:34:41,667 --> 00:34:43,417 - Thanks for... - No worries. 546 00:34:43,417 --> 00:34:44,500 I can wait if you like. 547 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,792 Oh, no, you're all right. 548 00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:50,292 See ya around. Yeah? 549 00:35:13,083 --> 00:35:15,833 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 550 00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:21,375 - All right? - Yeah. 551 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,542 What happened to your hand? 552 00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:30,417 Nothin'. 553 00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:32,583 It's grand. 554 00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:39,500 Did you see there's speed datin' in the Westcourt on Friday night? 555 00:35:40,167 --> 00:35:42,167 The two of us could go together. 556 00:35:43,167 --> 00:35:44,875 Dream on. 557 00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:56,625 Your man Ollie that, drives the taxi for Caffreys, dropped me home. 558 00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:58,875 Asked me out on a date. 559 00:36:01,667 --> 00:36:02,917 He's my age. 560 00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:04,417 I know! 561 00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:06,792 So what? I like him. 562 00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:08,625 You would. 563 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,250 You want advice, Mary? 564 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:26,958 Get off your high horse or you'll end up a very lonely girl. 565 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:33,792 And that one's for free. 566 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:43,667 (MESSAGE DINGS) 567 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:51,000 MARY: Fuck off! 568 00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:01,458 What can I get ya? 569 00:37:36,167 --> 00:37:37,750 All right? 570 00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:01,500 (BELL RINGS) 571 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:05,667 Jess! 572 00:38:06,542 --> 00:38:08,583 - Hey. - Hey! 573 00:38:10,583 --> 00:38:15,917 I saw you from the bus so I, like, I ran from, like, all the way back there... 574 00:38:15,917 --> 00:38:19,417 - No way! (LAUGHING) - Yeah, past the lights. 575 00:38:22,542 --> 00:38:24,250 Right. I'll let you go. 576 00:38:24,292 --> 00:38:27,042 Oh, which way are you walkin'? 577 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:29,125 Erm... 578 00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:31,542 Well, that way, I suppose. 579 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,125 (CHUCKLES) Do you wanna walk with me? 580 00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:38,375 Sure. 581 00:38:44,167 --> 00:38:46,583 JESS: So how's the datin' goin'? 582 00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:51,042 - Shit. - Oh, why bother? 583 00:38:51,417 --> 00:38:54,583 - Because. - Cos why? 584 00:38:58,833 --> 00:39:02,083 I need to find a plus one for that weddin'. 585 00:39:03,417 --> 00:39:05,667 So, you're going on all these dates 586 00:39:05,667 --> 00:39:08,792 with strangers to find someone to bring to a wedding? 587 00:39:09,292 --> 00:39:10,375 Yeah. 588 00:39:10,417 --> 00:39:12,875 Not cos you want to meet someone? 589 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,042 No. 590 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,292 At least you're gettin' laid. 591 00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:21,542 What? 592 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:25,042 Well, I'm not sleepin' with any of them. 593 00:39:25,042 --> 00:39:27,125 Oh, OK That's cool. 594 00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:29,625 Like, I mean, I don't just jump into bed at the drop of a hat. 595 00:39:29,625 --> 00:39:30,875 (LAUGHING) 596 00:39:31,542 --> 00:39:32,958 Good to know. 597 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:35,125 Do you wanna do somethin'? 598 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:38,042 Oh, no, it's cool if you're busy. 599 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,750 No. It's just I've got band practise. 600 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:42,000 Oh. 601 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:43,625 All right. 602 00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:45,500 I would, um, 603 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:48,250 only we've got a gig at the weekend, so... 604 00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:50,208 - Well, that's cool. - I kinda have to be there. 605 00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:51,458 OK. 606 00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:54,625 All right, well, I'm off up this way. 607 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,292 OK. 608 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,583 - It was good to see ya. - Yeah, you, too. 609 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:03,833 Hey! 610 00:40:05,417 --> 00:40:07,333 What are you doin' tomorrow? 611 00:40:07,875 --> 00:40:09,833 Nothin'. Why? 612 00:40:13,458 --> 00:40:16,250 Does it matter that I don't know any of these people? 613 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:19,667 - No. Neither do I. - Yeah, well, you're workin'. 614 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,875 So what? You're my assistant. 615 00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:24,042 Anyway, just focus on the blokes. 616 00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:25,500 We're finding you a man tonight. 617 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:28,958 Or at the very least getting you laid by a culchie. 618 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:42,375 Hi, I'm Jess, nice to meet you. 619 00:40:45,458 --> 00:40:47,792 JESS: OK, can I get everybody looking in here? 620 00:40:47,792 --> 00:40:49,042 That's great. 621 00:40:49,292 --> 00:40:51,542 So, what I think I'm gonna do is 622 00:40:51,542 --> 00:40:53,333 just step the girls out for, like, two seconds 623 00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:55,500 and get some photos of the guys. 624 00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:57,292 Yeah? 625 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,083 JESS: Yeah, just move down a couple of steps. 626 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,333 That's perfect. 627 00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:03,375 - Smile. - (CAMERA CLICKING) 628 00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:05,167 Awesome. 629 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:08,500 So, uh, have all of you got girlfriends? 630 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,875 Hands up if you're single. 631 00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:16,292 You? Cool. 632 00:41:19,750 --> 00:41:21,000 (CAMERA CLICKING) 633 00:41:21,625 --> 00:41:23,417 (INAUDIBLE) 634 00:41:31,917 --> 00:41:34,333 (GUESTS CLAPPING) 635 00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:38,625 (ALL TOASTING) 636 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:41,583 (MUSIC PLAYING) 637 00:42:15,042 --> 00:42:18,792 JESS: Charlene's wedding speech, take one, action! 638 00:42:18,875 --> 00:42:20,708 All day I've been looking at ya, 639 00:42:20,958 --> 00:42:24,167 and thinkin' how long we've known each other 640 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,208 and how much you mean to me. 641 00:42:26,458 --> 00:42:31,333 It seems like only yesterday we were walkin' to school and makin' each other laugh. 642 00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:32,917 Two things... 643 00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:34,542 We never went to school. 644 00:42:34,542 --> 00:42:38,500 Like ever. We were either suspended or we mitched. 645 00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:41,792 And secondly the young one never laughs. 646 00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:43,542 Like, I mean, ever. 647 00:42:43,542 --> 00:42:44,917 It gets better. 648 00:42:45,083 --> 00:42:47,583 You're the smartest person I know. 649 00:42:47,583 --> 00:42:49,833 - Ugh. - You're gorgeous looking... 650 00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:52,333 The face of an actual cunt. 651 00:42:52,792 --> 00:42:55,583 You are the most generous person in the world. 652 00:42:55,583 --> 00:42:57,583 She actually wrote this about herself? 653 00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:00,958 Yeah, the girl is bat-shit crazy. - (PHONE RINGING) 654 00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:02,583 Hello? 655 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:06,250 It's Charlene, she says your accent needs work. 656 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,500 Mmm. 657 00:43:09,542 --> 00:43:11,083 No, no, it wasn't us. 658 00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:12,667 Ask them for more drink. 659 00:43:13,167 --> 00:43:16,917 Wait, sorry. Uh, could we get some drink? 660 00:43:16,958 --> 00:43:18,833 - (DIAL TONE) - (CHUCKLING) 661 00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:20,542 He hung up. 662 00:43:21,292 --> 00:43:23,000 Fuck it! 663 00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:26,333 You're a shit matchmaker. 664 00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:28,875 It's your fault for bein' so picky. 665 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:31,417 Why weren't we iookin' for a fella for you? 666 00:43:31,667 --> 00:43:33,458 I don't want one. 667 00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:38,167 Why, have you been with loads? 668 00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:40,625 What the fuck are you trying to say? 669 00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:42,500 Sorry. 670 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:44,125 I'm only messin'. 671 00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:48,208 So have ya? 672 00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:51,333 Oh, my God, you really want to know? 673 00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:53,417 You mean sex? 674 00:43:55,042 --> 00:43:58,417 Oh, I dunno. I don't have a number or anything. 675 00:43:58,417 --> 00:44:01,125 - Why, do you? - No. 676 00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:04,250 You do! Tell me. 677 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:05,875 - No. - Tell me. 678 00:44:05,917 --> 00:44:07,417 No. 679 00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:14,833 I don't think I'm very good at it. 680 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,250 Sex? 681 00:44:16,292 --> 00:44:23,500 No. Like meetin' people. Datin'. All that. 682 00:44:23,667 --> 00:44:25,292 Me neither. 683 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,083 Fuck off. 684 00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:29,292 No, I'm serious. 685 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,292 Yeah? 686 00:44:32,292 --> 00:44:34,833 I've always been a bit of a loner. 687 00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:37,833 That's cool. 688 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,125 Is it'? I don't know. 689 00:44:42,333 --> 00:44:45,125 Yeah, like, whatever makes ya happy and that. 690 00:44:45,292 --> 00:44:46,875 I wouldn't say it makes me happy. 691 00:44:46,875 --> 00:44:49,000 It's just the way it is. 692 00:44:51,917 --> 00:44:54,625 Sure, most people think I'm off me rocker. 693 00:44:54,667 --> 00:44:56,083 - Do they? - Big time. 694 00:44:56,083 --> 00:44:57,458 Why? 695 00:44:59,708 --> 00:45:00,958 Just cos. 696 00:45:00,958 --> 00:45:02,375 Cos why? 697 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,583 I dunno. 698 00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:10,125 I used to do a lot of stupid shit. 699 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,792 Like what? 700 00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:14,583 Fightin'. 701 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,792 What, like proper fightin'? 702 00:45:18,250 --> 00:45:23,875 I hurt a girl in a nightclub a while ago. I got in a lot of trouble for it. 703 00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:27,333 Was in The Joy for six months. 704 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:30,208 You were in jail? 705 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000 Fuck off! 706 00:45:38,667 --> 00:45:40,333 Whoa. 707 00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:51,875 Are ya freaked out that I told ya that? 708 00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:54,750 No. 709 00:45:58,917 --> 00:46:00,792 What are ya thinkin'? 710 00:46:02,625 --> 00:46:05,375 Just doesn't seem like you or somethin'. 711 00:46:08,667 --> 00:46:10,792 You don't know me. 712 00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:23,875 (INAUDIBLE) 713 00:47:13,042 --> 00:47:15,000 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 714 00:47:18,958 --> 00:47:20,208 (GROANING) 715 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:26,375 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 716 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,250 (CLEARING THROAT) 717 00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:02,042 (CHUCKLING) Oh, my God. 718 00:48:02,333 --> 00:48:03,625 (EXHALING) 719 00:48:03,792 --> 00:48:05,375 You OK? 720 00:48:11,375 --> 00:48:14,875 Yeah. I dunno why... 721 00:48:14,875 --> 00:48:16,125 (SNIFFLING) 722 00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:20,792 I really like you. 723 00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:31,875 (LAUGHING) 724 00:48:52,833 --> 00:48:54,083 (MOANING) 725 00:48:54,458 --> 00:48:55,708 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 726 00:48:58,542 --> 00:49:00,875 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 727 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:18,542 WOMAN: Bye. MAN: Goodbye. 728 00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:28,417 MAN: See you, Jess. Take care. JESS: See you later. 729 00:49:39,292 --> 00:49:41,083 You freakin' out? 730 00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:43,458 No. 731 00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:47,417 Are You? 732 00:49:51,833 --> 00:49:54,583 Look, it doesn't have to mean anything. 733 00:49:57,917 --> 00:49:59,708 Unless... 734 00:50:03,917 --> 00:50:07,958 OK, I'm gonna go now because I'm dyin' of embarrassment. 735 00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:13,083 I'm playin' in McPhails tomorrow night, 736 00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:17,625 just if you're knockin' about... If you want to... 737 00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:19,792 OK. 738 00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:22,292 OK. 739 00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:30,833 Thanks. 740 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:41,042 ♪ What's the story, Drogheda? 741 00:50:41,042 --> 00:50:44,000 ♪ I feel like I don't belong Like I'm lost in the Viet Cong 742 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,333 ♪ My head is gone Tell me what the fuck is wrong 743 00:50:46,333 --> 00:50:49,417 ♪ It's bleak when the highlight of your week is mitching school on a Monday 744 00:50:49,417 --> 00:50:52,958 ♪ To stuff your face in Subway Foot-long, yeah, baby 745 00:50:52,958 --> 00:50:56,708 ♪ It's boring, but better than smoking a bong with some radgy-looking mong 746 00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:59,917 ♪ Oh, by the way, my name is Julie Yours truly 747 00:50:59,917 --> 00:51:03,583 ♪ I'm a bad bitch, not really ♪ 748 00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:15,792 VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Charlene, leave a message. 749 00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:19,958 Hey, what does it mean when you've been with a fella and he says 750 00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:21,917 it doesn't have to mean anything? 751 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,167 And then he says, "Do you want to meet up?" 752 00:51:24,167 --> 00:51:26,250 What does that mean? Does that mean 753 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,833 he's into it or not? 754 00:51:29,292 --> 00:51:31,000 Call me back. 755 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:38,625 (JESS SINGING) ♪ Oh, God 756 00:51:39,208 --> 00:51:42,417 ♪ Get me out of this town 757 00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:48,542 ♪ Oh, God 758 00:51:49,167 --> 00:51:52,292 ♪ Get me out of this town 759 00:51:56,167 --> 00:51:58,500 ♪ I can't wait 760 00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:02,333 ♪ Till the factory shuts down 761 00:52:06,333 --> 00:52:08,375 ♪ I can't wait 762 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:11,958 ♪ Till the dock lands drown 763 00:52:16,542 --> 00:52:18,542 ♪ Oh, God 764 00:52:18,958 --> 00:52:22,583 ♪ Get me out of this place 765 00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:29,125 ♪ Oh, God 766 00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:32,667 ♪ Get me out of this place 767 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:42,292 ♪ I don't care if I never see another familiar face ♪ 768 00:52:42,292 --> 00:52:44,917 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS) 769 00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:53,583 (RITA SINGING) ♪ You waze me up 770 00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:58,708 ♪ so I can stand on mountains. 771 00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:01,750 ♪ You waze me up 772 00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:04,292 ♪ to walk on stormy... ♪ 773 00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:05,958 You can stop there, Rita. 774 00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:12,125 Rita, love, it's "raise me up". Raise. 775 00:53:12,625 --> 00:53:13,875 Waze. 776 00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:16,458 - (SOFTLY) Jesus Christ. - (WHISPERS) She's your cousin, Charlene. 777 00:53:16,458 --> 00:53:19,333 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 778 00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:20,708 Come on! 779 00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:27,125 Who's she? 780 00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:29,958 The young one doin' the weddin' video. 781 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:33,458 She looks like a weirdo. 782 00:53:33,458 --> 00:53:37,125 I know. Total freak. 783 00:53:41,292 --> 00:53:44,375 Why does she keep staring over here? 784 00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:47,667 Maybe she's checking you out. 785 00:53:47,667 --> 00:53:48,917 (SCOFFS) 786 00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:54,750 Oh, my God! She is totally checking me out. 787 00:53:54,833 --> 00:53:56,542 CHARLENE: Jesus Christ! Can nothin' go right? 788 00:53:56,542 --> 00:53:58,250 Charlene! 789 00:54:00,667 --> 00:54:05,000 All right Rita. Let's try this again and it's "raise". 790 00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:06,417 Waze. 791 00:54:06,667 --> 00:54:08,125 I need to talk to you. 792 00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:10,625 Oh. Well, I need to talk to you, too. 793 00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:14,750 Right. You go first. 794 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:17,458 OK. Erm... 795 00:54:20,333 --> 00:54:22,542 - You go first - OK. 796 00:54:22,542 --> 00:54:25,083 This might be hard to hear, so I'll just say it. 797 00:54:25,250 --> 00:54:27,708 Me and Leona were in Fusion on Saturday night 798 00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:31,250 and we saw John Carter getting off with a man. 799 00:54:31,875 --> 00:54:34,042 You went clubbin' with Leona? 800 00:54:34,042 --> 00:54:35,208 Yeah. 801 00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:37,500 I have been asking you to go out with me for weeks. 802 00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:40,125 Mary! I think you're missin' the point here. 803 00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:41,542 Yeah, we broke up. 804 00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:43,250 And when were you gonna tell me? 805 00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:45,417 Well, when do I see you, Charlene? 806 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:48,042 All right look. Don't panic. I'm not gonna say it to anyone. 807 00:54:48,042 --> 00:54:50,333 We'll just find you someone else to bring as a plus one. 808 00:54:50,333 --> 00:54:53,542 Maybe one of Declan's friends. Some of them are really weird. 809 00:54:54,417 --> 00:54:55,875 OK? 810 00:55:00,125 --> 00:55:01,667 Mary? 811 00:55:04,250 --> 00:55:05,792 What was that about? 812 00:55:05,792 --> 00:55:08,042 I dunno, she just stormed off. 813 00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:09,917 Hi. 814 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,708 Do you wanna go on a date sometime? 815 00:55:14,333 --> 00:55:15,750 (CHUCKLING) 816 00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:18,042 Um... OK. 817 00:55:18,083 --> 00:55:20,208 - Cool. - Cool. 818 00:55:25,375 --> 00:55:28,125 What the fuck is she doing? 819 00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:35,542 (CHUCKLING) OK. 820 00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:38,792 I just wanted to do that, so... 821 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:45,250 Erm, I better go. I'll call ya later. 822 00:55:46,583 --> 00:55:47,958 Bye. 823 00:55:57,083 --> 00:55:58,750 When did this happen? 824 00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:00,625 Couple of nights ago. 825 00:56:00,917 --> 00:56:03,000 Was helping her out at a weddin'. 826 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:04,750 CHARLENE: And what? 827 00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:06,625 We were drinkin', 828 00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:08,583 one thing led to another. 829 00:56:09,750 --> 00:56:11,792 So you're into girls now? 830 00:56:13,458 --> 00:56:15,250 Maybe. 831 00:56:16,292 --> 00:56:18,583 You're makin' a show of yourself, Mary. 832 00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:22,750 Well, what's new, Charlene? 833 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:28,875 Try on that dress, will ya? 834 00:56:36,625 --> 00:56:38,583 MARY: So I was thinkin'. 835 00:56:38,667 --> 00:56:41,083 Since you're gonna be at the weddin', 836 00:56:41,333 --> 00:56:45,292 and I'm gonna be at the weddin', why don't we both go together? 837 00:56:45,292 --> 00:56:47,750 I thought you wanted to bring a hot bloke. 838 00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:50,708 Not any more. 839 00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:54,750 OK. 840 00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:58,625 Cool. (LAUGHING) 841 00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:09,625 What? 842 00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:12,042 Nothin', just... 843 00:57:12,917 --> 00:57:15,625 Suddenly you seem very cool about all this. 844 00:57:17,042 --> 00:57:19,875 It's a big change from when we were on the bus a while back 845 00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:23,292 and you avoided looking at me for the whole three-hour drive, actually. 846 00:57:23,292 --> 00:57:25,958 I didn't refuse to look at ya. 847 00:57:25,958 --> 00:57:28,250 I seem to remember you looking out the window a lot. 848 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,625 OK, maybe I did a bit. 849 00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:36,250 Then you kissed me in front of all your mates. 850 00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:40,208 Fuck it. 851 00:57:41,833 --> 00:57:43,542 Did they say anything about it? 852 00:57:43,542 --> 00:57:46,583 Actually, Charlene had a lot to say about it. 853 00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:49,333 Apparently I'm making a show of meself. 854 00:57:49,333 --> 00:57:50,583 (SCOFFS) 855 00:57:51,625 --> 00:57:53,292 Fuck her. 856 00:57:53,292 --> 00:57:55,333 She's probably just worried about you. 857 00:57:55,833 --> 00:57:59,000 Charlene does not give a fuck about me, 858 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,417 she's just worried that I'll ruin her precious weddin'. 859 00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:05,833 Is that why you're asking me to go? 860 00:58:06,167 --> 00:58:07,417 What? 861 00:58:07,417 --> 00:58:09,542 To piss her off? 862 00:58:11,667 --> 00:58:13,208 No. 863 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,458 I don't care what Charlene thinks. 864 00:58:21,625 --> 00:58:24,250 Mary, you're obsessed with what she thinks. 865 00:58:25,625 --> 00:58:28,542 - No, I'm not. - Yeah, you are. 866 00:58:35,333 --> 00:58:37,125 I don't want to be used. 867 00:58:38,333 --> 00:58:40,500 What the fuck does that mean? 868 00:58:41,667 --> 00:58:44,042 Whoa, don't curse at me. 869 00:58:50,833 --> 00:58:54,000 I just don't want you usin' me to get even with Charlene. 870 00:58:54,958 --> 00:58:56,542 I'm not. 871 00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:02,917 OK. 872 00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:14,542 Will I get us some drinks? 873 00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:18,583 (SIGHS) 874 00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:51,250 (MOBILE RINGING) 875 01:00:00,250 --> 01:00:01,667 (LINE RINGING) 876 01:00:01,667 --> 01:00:02,917 (RINGING CONTINUES) 877 01:00:04,458 --> 01:00:06,667 VOICEMAIL: Hello, this is Mary... 878 01:00:09,917 --> 01:00:13,417 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 879 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:18,750 (EXHALING) 880 01:00:26,833 --> 01:00:28,875 (MOBILE BUZZING) 881 01:00:31,708 --> 01:00:37,417 RECORDING: You have new voicemail. To listen to your messages, press 1. 882 01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:43,583 JESS: Hey. Um, 883 01:00:44,542 --> 01:00:48,125 I don't really know what happened last night and 884 01:00:48,417 --> 01:00:51,667 to be honest I'm not sure I care any more. 885 01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:56,333 I guess I don't really know what's going on with you 886 01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:58,750 and you don't seem to want to tell me. 887 01:00:59,292 --> 01:01:01,917 And running away like that is 888 01:01:03,250 --> 01:01:05,458 fucking ridiculous. 889 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:08,167 That's what children do 890 01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:10,625 and I'm not a child. 891 01:01:12,833 --> 01:01:16,000 Look, I think we should just call it quits on this. 892 01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:18,958 I hope everything goes well for you, Mary, 893 01:01:19,167 --> 01:01:21,708 and that you figure it all out. 894 01:01:23,667 --> 01:01:28,875 And there's no need to call me back, I'd honestly prefer it if you didn't. 895 01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:32,375 OK. Bye. 896 01:01:38,458 --> 01:01:40,625 - CHARLENE: Hey. - All right? 897 01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:43,458 What are you doing here? 898 01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:47,458 Came to see you. 899 01:01:56,167 --> 01:01:58,708 So, what's the story with your girlfriend? 900 01:01:59,958 --> 01:02:01,208 What? 901 01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:03,625 She cancelled on me this morning. 902 01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:06,500 I don't know. 903 01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:09,417 And she's not my girlfriend. 904 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:12,292 So what, you're not a lesbian now? 905 01:02:20,708 --> 01:02:22,667 Are you all right? 906 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,167 Here. 907 01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:28,917 What's this? 908 01:02:29,583 --> 01:02:31,708 The speech. I wrote it. 909 01:02:32,208 --> 01:02:33,958 I did the speech for you. 910 01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,208 Well, it's supposed to come from me. 911 01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:37,417 (EXHALING) 912 01:02:37,417 --> 01:02:38,708 Mary, like, I... 913 01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:40,458 Fine. It doesn't matter. 914 01:02:40,583 --> 01:02:42,417 Gimme it. 915 01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:54,833 "The things you need to know about Charlene. 916 01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:10,458 "Her first crush was on Mr. Duffy, our geography teacher in fifth class. 917 01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:15,750 "Her first kiss was on the bus on the way home from a Boyzone concert. 918 01:03:16,333 --> 01:03:18,333 "Her eyes are a mixture of green and brown 919 01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:21,375 "and not hazel as most people think. 920 01:03:21,792 --> 01:03:25,333 "She loves brown sauce and eats it on everything. 921 01:03:26,667 --> 01:03:29,833 "She can never remember how a joke ends. 922 01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:32,917 "When she's sick she always watches the film 923 01:03:32,958 --> 01:03:36,500 "Ella Enchanted and eats packets of Monster Munch. 924 01:03:37,042 --> 01:03:42,292 "When she walks into a room, people always notice her and want to be around her. 925 01:03:42,958 --> 01:03:46,625 "This is because of her warmth and her good sense of humour. 926 01:03:47,625 --> 01:03:51,000 "She loves Declan more than anything else in the world, 927 01:03:51,292 --> 01:03:53,750 "even brown sauce. 928 01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:58,000 "And she is the best friend that anyone could ever ask for." 929 01:04:01,958 --> 01:04:03,917 It's lovely. 930 01:04:07,292 --> 01:04:10,958 You're me best mate and I wanted it to come from me. 931 01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:14,542 Thanks. 932 01:04:19,667 --> 01:04:21,625 Do you wanna go for a pint? 933 01:04:22,667 --> 01:04:24,625 I'm gettin' married tomorrow. 934 01:04:25,125 --> 01:04:27,875 Yeah, but is that not tradition, that the maid of honour take 935 01:04:27,875 --> 01:04:30,667 the bride out the night before the big day? 936 01:04:30,917 --> 01:04:33,083 - No. - For one? 937 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:34,917 No! 938 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:40,917 All right. 939 01:04:43,292 --> 01:04:45,167 I'll see ya at the church, then. 940 01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:46,583 Yeah. 941 01:04:51,417 --> 01:04:53,792 Why do you never want to see me any more? 942 01:04:54,167 --> 01:04:55,500 What are you on about? 943 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,500 Why do you never want to see me? 944 01:04:57,500 --> 01:04:59,333 Mary, how many times do we have to talk about this? 945 01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:02,042 - Fine! Fuck sake. - Stop cursin' at me, Mary! 946 01:05:02,042 --> 01:05:04,542 Then stop actin' like a stuck-up bitch, Charlene! 947 01:05:04,542 --> 01:05:05,667 I don't have time for this. 948 01:05:05,667 --> 01:05:06,750 Oh, of course ya don't, 949 01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:10,000 cos when do you have time for anyone other than yourself? 950 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,042 - Excuse me? - You've fuckin' changed. 951 01:05:18,792 --> 01:05:20,250 Oi! 952 01:05:23,792 --> 01:05:26,792 Do you have any idea the shit you've put us through? 953 01:05:26,792 --> 01:05:29,292 Me. Your ma. All of us. 954 01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:31,833 After what you did. 955 01:05:32,167 --> 01:05:34,083 Ya haven't a clue, have ya? 956 01:05:34,250 --> 01:05:36,083 And then you show up on me doorstep 957 01:05:36,083 --> 01:05:38,750 the day before me weddin' and call me a shit friend 958 01:05:38,750 --> 01:05:40,917 cos I won't go drinkin' with ya. 959 01:05:41,083 --> 01:05:43,875 I mean, are you for fuckin' real? 960 01:05:45,667 --> 01:05:50,125 And you know what, Mary? You're right. I have changed. 961 01:05:50,333 --> 01:05:52,375 Everyone has, except you. 962 01:05:52,375 --> 01:05:55,875 You're still a mess. 963 01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:02,083 Who the fuck wants to be around that? 964 01:06:28,542 --> 01:06:29,708 Hey, it's me. 965 01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:31,375 - CLERK: How many do you want? - Six. 966 01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:33,417 We're goin' out. 967 01:06:37,542 --> 01:06:39,792 So, where's your boyfriend at? 968 01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:43,042 Are you all selective cos you got a pony tail? 969 01:06:43,292 --> 01:06:45,125 What's your name, delicate? 970 01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:47,333 - I dunno. - Yvonne! 971 01:06:47,333 --> 01:06:50,667 - Yvonne? - Oh, that's a French ass name, Yvonne. 972 01:06:50,667 --> 01:06:52,292 My little French croissant. 973 01:06:52,292 --> 01:06:54,542 You are mad. (LAUGHING) 974 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:56,375 All right. 975 01:06:56,375 --> 01:06:59,042 I'm only joking, I'm sorry, like. 976 01:07:03,458 --> 01:07:05,458 Let's do somethin? Come on! 977 01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:07,000 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 978 01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:10,542 Where we goin'? 979 01:07:11,125 --> 01:07:12,583 Out. 980 01:07:26,083 --> 01:07:27,417 (INAUDIBLE) 981 01:07:28,417 --> 01:07:31,417 - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) - (WHISTLING) 982 01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:12,583 Fuck. 983 01:08:14,083 --> 01:08:16,125 BOUNCER: Don't! Don't! 984 01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:19,500 - Ya fuckin' animal! - Call the guards. 985 01:08:22,542 --> 01:08:23,792 (EXHALING AND SNIFFLING) 986 01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:28,333 You're fucking buck mad you are. 987 01:08:29,792 --> 01:08:31,875 D'you hear me? 988 01:08:36,333 --> 01:08:37,500 (POLICE SIRENS WAILING) 989 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:39,583 Come on! 990 01:08:45,708 --> 01:08:49,667 OFFICER: Assault, anti-social behaviour, assault again. 991 01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:51,542 If she ends up in front of a prick of a judge... 992 01:08:51,542 --> 01:08:54,333 SUZANNE: It's not good. OFFICER: No, it's not good. 993 01:08:54,333 --> 01:08:55,792 You can take her home now. 994 01:08:55,958 --> 01:08:57,458 Thanks, Guard. 995 01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:00,875 Come on. 996 01:09:17,583 --> 01:09:19,667 Is it my fault? 997 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:24,292 Is what your fault? 998 01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:29,542 I dunno. That you're having problems again. 999 01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,958 How is it your fault? 1000 01:09:40,042 --> 01:09:42,750 Did ya get someone to go with ya tomorrow? 1001 01:09:48,167 --> 01:09:51,458 Sure, so what? You go down there and hold your head up. 1002 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:54,375 You're as good as any of them girls. 1003 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:57,125 (SOBBING) 1004 01:09:58,125 --> 01:09:59,542 (SNIFFLES) 1005 01:10:00,042 --> 01:10:01,750 (SHUSHING) 1006 01:10:08,125 --> 01:10:10,625 Shh. It's OK. 1007 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,708 (CONTINUES SHUSHING) 1008 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:22,042 (DOGS BARKING OUTSIDE) 1009 01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:55,542 (CAR DOOR OPENING) 1010 01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:57,708 (CAR DOOR OPENING) 1011 01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:03,667 OK. Fix me. 1012 01:11:03,667 --> 01:11:05,542 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1013 01:11:08,417 --> 01:11:11,667 - I'm surprised you'd the nerve to show up. - Leona. 1014 01:11:13,125 --> 01:11:14,792 Leave her alone. 1015 01:11:18,125 --> 01:11:19,917 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1016 01:11:21,875 --> 01:11:23,750 (CHARLENE SNIFFLES) 1017 01:11:23,792 --> 01:11:25,750 Thanks. 1018 01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:29,625 (SIGHS) 1019 01:11:31,125 --> 01:11:32,875 You look... 1020 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:36,500 (CHUCKLES) 1021 01:11:38,167 --> 01:11:40,417 - Are we ready? - Yep, we're ready. 1022 01:11:40,417 --> 01:11:41,667 (CHUCKLES) 1023 01:11:43,375 --> 01:11:46,583 PRIEST: In the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 1024 01:11:46,583 --> 01:11:48,167 amen. 1025 01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:57,458 CHARLENE: Father, Son and the Holy Spirit, amen. 1026 01:11:59,792 --> 01:12:02,083 You may kiss the bride. 1027 01:12:03,167 --> 01:12:05,750 (GUESTS APPLAUDING) 1028 01:12:11,792 --> 01:12:14,458 - Ah, yes. Thank you. - Thank you. 1029 01:12:14,750 --> 01:12:17,458 - It's just over the far right. - Thank you. 1030 01:12:18,917 --> 01:12:20,958 - Hi. - MARY: Hiya. 1031 01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:26,708 - Hey. - Hi. 1032 01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:31,042 I'm so proud of ya. 1033 01:12:31,042 --> 01:12:32,833 Thanks. 1034 01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:36,625 I think it's better if you didn't read out that speech you wrote. 1035 01:12:37,458 --> 01:12:39,625 I think it's lovely and it's really funny. 1036 01:12:39,667 --> 01:12:44,000 I just... Mary, it's just not appropriate. 1037 01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:50,375 - What do you want me to say? - It's OK. 1038 01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:53,000 Leona has got it covered. You can just sit back and enjoy your night. 1039 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,792 You've done loads already. 1040 01:12:56,958 --> 01:12:58,625 OK. 1041 01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:07,958 "All day I've been looking at you, at me friend, 1042 01:13:07,958 --> 01:13:11,667 "and thinking about how long we've known each other, and how much you mean to me. 1043 01:13:11,667 --> 01:13:15,708 "It feels like only yesterday we were walking to school and making each other laugh. 1044 01:13:15,708 --> 01:13:18,083 - "And now, look where we are." - GUESTS: Aww. 1045 01:13:18,083 --> 01:13:21,583 "You're the smartest person I know, you're gorgeous looking. 1046 01:13:21,583 --> 01:13:24,208 "And you're the most generous person in the whole world." 1047 01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:25,625 (GUESTS CHEERING) 1048 01:13:25,625 --> 01:13:27,792 You are, Char. 1049 01:13:30,458 --> 01:13:33,042 OK, folks. So, we're gonna pass it over to the father of the bride now, 1050 01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:35,083 so round of applause for him. 1051 01:13:35,083 --> 01:13:37,333 - (GUESTS APPLAUDING) - (MAN WHOOPING) 1052 01:13:45,167 --> 01:13:48,042 - (WOMEN LAUGHING) - (MUSIC PLAYING VIA SPEAKERS) 1053 01:13:48,042 --> 01:13:49,292 (LINE RINGING) 1054 01:13:52,417 --> 01:13:54,875 VOICEMAIL: Hey, this is Jess. Leave a message. 1055 01:13:55,375 --> 01:13:55,833 (BEEPS) 1056 01:13:55,958 --> 01:13:59,417 Hiya, Jess. It's Mary. 1057 01:14:00,125 --> 01:14:02,333 I know you don't want me to call, but... 1058 01:14:02,333 --> 01:14:04,875 I'm locked. So... 1059 01:14:08,875 --> 01:14:12,333 Actually, I'm not locked. 1060 01:14:13,042 --> 01:14:17,500 I haven't had a drink all day so I dunno why I said that. 1061 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:30,625 I just wanted to say sorry for everything that happened. 1062 01:14:33,792 --> 01:14:35,750 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1063 01:14:38,292 --> 01:14:41,000 I don't know what's wrong with me. 1064 01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:46,375 I keep hurting people and I don't know why. 1065 01:14:53,292 --> 01:14:57,000 I think you were right about me and Charlene. 1066 01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:02,833 You're probably right about a lot of things. 1067 01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:09,833 I miss you. 1068 01:15:23,458 --> 01:15:25,667 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 1069 01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:31,917 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 1070 01:15:33,583 --> 01:15:35,667 (ALL WHOOPING) 1071 01:15:43,083 --> 01:15:45,333 (DJ ANNOUNCING INDISTINCTLY) 1072 01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:47,458 (MUSIC CHANGES) 1073 01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:30,875 (GUESTS WHOOPING) 1074 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:06,083 MARY: Me and her were the best. 1075 01:17:06,792 --> 01:17:09,000 The most beautiful. 1076 01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:13,542 Me and her. 1077 01:17:13,958 --> 01:17:15,833 Me and her. 1078 01:17:18,958 --> 01:17:20,792 Me and her. 1079 01:17:24,292 --> 01:17:26,250 Hey! 1080 01:17:28,542 --> 01:17:30,292 Are you going? 1081 01:17:30,792 --> 01:17:32,500 Yeah. 1082 01:17:33,417 --> 01:17:36,292 All right, well... Thanks for everything. 1083 01:17:36,917 --> 01:17:38,792 You're welcome. 1084 01:17:40,042 --> 01:17:42,708 - I'm fuckin' married, Mary! - (BOTH CHUCKLING) 1085 01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:45,333 I know. 1086 01:17:47,417 --> 01:17:50,292 When I get back from me honeymoon, me and you are goin' out on the town. 1087 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:52,625 Just the two of us. 1088 01:18:09,625 --> 01:18:11,458 I'll see ya, Char. 1089 01:18:11,708 --> 01:18:13,625 See ya, babe. 1090 01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:33,292 Where would you be going, if you were going out? 1091 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:36,333 Music? Are you into your music? 1092 01:18:36,333 --> 01:18:40,083 Would you be getting up and dancing and all? Yeah? 1093 01:18:40,292 --> 01:18:44,083 What else do you get up to then? Over the weekend in your spare time? 1094 01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:47,500 DRIVER: I go surfin'. SUZANNE: You're a surfer! 1095 01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:50,458 No way. That's mad. 1096 01:19:12,417 --> 01:19:15,750 (MOBILE BUZZING) 1097 01:19:23,792 --> 01:19:25,083 Hey. 70742

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