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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:08,300 Subrip By PrimeEvil Fixed By Pacman 2 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,900 [Narrator] There are gajillions ofstories... 3 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,100 ofmischiefand fun, 4 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,100 but to keep things simple, 5 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,800 let's start withjust one... 6 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:25,400 about a mom and two kids... 7 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,700 and a house and a hat... 8 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,700 that, oddly enough, 9 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,100 was worn by a cat. 10 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:36,200 But soon enough we will get to all that. 11 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:40,200 In the valley that stretches from this hill to that hill, 12 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,300 a city is nestled... 13 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,500 that city is Anville. 14 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,800 - [Kid] Hurry up! We'll miss the movie! - Any more tutti-frutti? 15 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:48,900 I'll check. Thanks! 16 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:53,200 [NarratorContinues] It's a town that's not huge, but quite big enough... 17 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:56,500 for buyers and sellers to sell and buy stuff, 18 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,300 from shoes and shirts... 19 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,600 and elongated ladders... 20 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:05,900 to sailboats and gibble-grated berry-juice bladders. 21 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,400 [Horn Honks] 22 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:12,900 So ourstory begins at the corner ofMain and Montroob... 23 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,400 in the spotless real estate offiice... 24 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:19,100 run by Hank Humberfloob. 25 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:22,900 [Woman] Humberfloob Real Estate. How can we make yourdreams come true? 26 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,900 [People Chattering] 27 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,000 What do you mean, you're leaving? 28 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:34,500 You're a babysitter. Babysitters don't leave. They sit. 29 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,500 Baby-leavers leave. I'm sorry. I really gotta go, Miss Walden. 30 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,500 Well, I need to come home right away. 31 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,200 All right. Thank you, Amy. Sorry. 32 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,900 [Sighs] 33 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,700 Attention, everyone! It's 9:02. 34 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:52,000 Staff meeting! Staff meeting! 35 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:55,100 [All Gasping, Murmuring] Look alive, everyone.! 36 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,200 First I'd like to welcome aboard... 37 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,500 our newest member of the Humberfloob family, 38 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,800 Jim McFlinnagan! 39 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:04,700 - Mr. Humberfloob, I wanted to thank you... - [All Gasping] 40 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,800 Fired. I beg your pardon? 41 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:09,300 Fired. B-But l... 42 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,600 Fired! 43 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,500 One, two, three, four, fiive, six, seven, eight, nine, 10! 44 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:26,000 As you know, tonight is our bimonthly"meet and greet" party. 45 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:29,600 Tonight's host is... Joan Walden. 46 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:33,700 This is where people can meet our real estate agents... 47 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,700 in an informal, yet hygienic setting. 48 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,800 Mr. Humberfloob, I have to get home to my kids. 49 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,200 Ah, yes. 50 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:48,000 Your children. 51 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:52,300 Joan, let me make this perfectly clear. 52 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:57,100 If your house is as messy as last time, 53 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:00,200 you're fiired! 54 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,200 [Employees Gasping, Murmuring] 55 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:05,900 That's pretty clear, Mr. Humberfloob. 56 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,900 Don't worry. I promise. 57 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,400 My kids'll be on their best behavior. 58 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:13,200 Great. 59 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:17,100 [Phone Rings] [Woman] Humberfloob Real Estate. 60 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,100 How can we make yourdreams come true? Please hold. 61 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:24,200 [Narrator] Lfyou leave Humberfloob's and turn left onto Main, 62 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:28,800 three miles down you'll fiind Lipplapper Lane, 63 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:32,300 a pleasant-enough street in a pleasant-enough way... 64 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:36,800 where a neighbor greeted neighbor with a neighborly"Hey.!" 65 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,400 Hey! Hey! 66 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:42,800 Here the hedges were hedged, the weeds were all weeded, 67 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:45,300 and lawns were mowed daily, 68 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,300 twice daily ifneeded. 69 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,600 And at the end ofthis street, 70 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,900 in a house like any other, 71 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,100 something magical would happen... 72 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,300 to a sisterand her brother. 73 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,300 [Barking] 74 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:10,300 [Barks] Shh! Nevins! Stealth mode. 75 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,300 Today's to-do list. 76 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,800 Number one: Make to-do list. 77 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:17,200 Number two: Practice coloring. 78 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:20,100 Number three: Research graduate schools. 79 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:22,900 Number four: Be spontaneous. 80 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,500 Number fiive: Create lasting childhood memories. 81 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,800 And numbersix: Amend will. 82 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:33,400 What is he doing? 83 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,100 [Sighs] 84 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:46,300 [Whines] 85 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,200 [Beeps] 86 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:54,300 Number 10: Make tomorrow's to-do list. 87 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,300 Ladies and gentlemen! [Nevins Barking] 88 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,200 Nevins, your attention, please. 89 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:05,300 You are about to witness the third most spectacular stunt... 90 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,800 ever performed under this roof! 91 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:11,500 Do you know how hard it's getting to tell people that we're related? 92 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:15,100 Relax. I'll put everything back. 93 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,900 [Whining] 94 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,800 And now, for the indoor stair luge! 95 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:29,800 Indoor stair luge? 96 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:32,100 I'll have to add this one to my list. 97 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,900 Go have no fun somewhere else. 98 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,500 It... is... showtime.! 99 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,900 - [Whimpers] - [Grunts] 100 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,500 Whoa.! 101 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:46,200 [Yelling] 102 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,800 - Aah! - Yeah! 103 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,400 [Groans] 104 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:53,100 - [Woman] Oh, my word.! - [Nevins Barking] 105 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,100 Nevins! 106 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:58,500 Nevins, come back.! 107 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,900 Hey, Mom. What's up? 108 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,400 You are so lucky you didn't ruin this dress. 109 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,000 Mom, I know you're angry, 110 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:13,000 but there's something you need to know. 111 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,700 This was all Sally's fault. Oh, really? 112 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,200 And how, exactly, was it Sally's fault? 113 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:20,300 Give me a minute. I'm workin' on it. 114 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,800 Save it, Conrad. 115 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:26,000 Why today? Why did you have to pick today to destroy the house? 116 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,000 You know what's happening today. 117 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:30,000 I tried to tell him, Mom. 118 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:32,500 "Mom's throwing a very important party," I said. 119 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,500 "All ofher important clients will be here." 120 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:38,300 But he went right ahead and wrecked the house and let Nevins get away. 121 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,000 Now, again, I hope you're going to ground him. 122 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:43,800 Yes, Sally, for a week, but that's none of your business. 123 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:45,800 Aweek? Come on. Two days. 124 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,300 I asked you to do one thing today, Conrad... 125 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,300 keep the house clean. 126 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:55,300 Do you know how frustrating it is that you're always doing the exact opposite of what I say? 127 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,500 Knock, knock, knock. 128 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,800 [Growling] Someone lose a dog? 129 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:01,800 I found him next door... 130 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,800 in my yard... again. 131 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,300 You are a saint. 132 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,200 And here I thought you were only dating me for my good looks. 133 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:11,700 Lucky us. Larry Quinn is here. 134 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,900 Hey-a, sport. Call me Lawrence. Okay? 135 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 You rescued Nevins! Thanks, Lawrence! 136 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:20,900 It was my pleasure, Sally. Anything for my little princess. 137 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,600 Oh, I don't wanna be a princess. 138 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:26,400 In a constitutional monarchy parliament has all the real power. 139 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,700 I see. Okay, that's great. 140 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,900 Uh, look, pal, be a sport. 141 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,900 Why don't you go tidy up the living room. Okay...dude? 142 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,800 I don't have to listen to you, Larry. 143 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:40,200 Conrad, do what Lawrence says. 144 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:57,200 Have you given some thought about the Wilhelm Academy? 145 00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:00,400 You mean the Colonel Wilhelm Military Academy forTroubled Youth? 146 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,000 That's the one, Joan. 147 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,300 I'm not sure it's right for Conrad. 148 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,900 Oh, Joan, Joan. 149 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,500 Joan, Joan, Joan. 150 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,300 I have so much respect foryou, Joan. 151 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:20,000 Single mother, careerwoman, raising two children on your own, 152 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:24,400 and still fiinding time to be the best darned real estate agent in town. 153 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,800 I know how hard it is, Joan. 154 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:32,500 It is hard. Oh... I know. 155 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:35,600 And I know how hard you're trying. 156 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,100 This is a once-in-a-lifetime proposition, and you must act now. 157 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,100 The Colonel Wilhelm Military Academy forTroubled Youth... 158 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,000 is what we call in the sales game a win-win scenario. 159 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:50,800 A top-flight military school, and it's only... eight hours away. 160 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:56,100 [Phone Rings] Oh, the phone. 161 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,700 [Phone Rings] 162 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,300 I heard what you said. 163 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,300 I'm not going to military school, Larry. 164 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,900 Look, buddy, 165 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,900 I know I'm not your dad... 166 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,900 and this is probably really strange foryou... 167 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,700 your neighbor's dating your mom. 168 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:22,300 But here's the thing, son. Come here. 169 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,800 I don't like you either. 170 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:27,500 But I'm gonna marry your mom. 171 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:31,800 And if it was up to me, you'd be at military school today. 172 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:34,300 I'm not going to military school. Ohh! 173 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,400 I think you're gonna love it. 174 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,400 It's just like summer camp, 175 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,400 except with brutal forced marches... 176 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,400 and soul-crushing discipline. 177 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:47,100 And one more thing... It's Lawrence, you snot-nosed son of a... 178 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,100 wonderful woman who I'm absolutely crazy about! [Grunting] Oww! 179 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,100 Gosh, I love children! 180 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,100 Oh, Joan, I didn't see you there. 181 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,900 Would you be a doll and help me bring up chairs from the basement? 182 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,600 Nothing would give me more pleasure, Joan, but I do have to run. 183 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,500 I have a very important sales conference downtown. 184 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,900 Oh. Okay. 185 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,700 - Well, I'll see you at the party tonight. - Sure. 186 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,100 Mom, that guy's a total phony. You can't let Larry... 187 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,100 It's Lawrence, Conrad. [Doorbell Rings] 188 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:39,400 Kate's Catering. I'm here to do your party tonight. 189 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,100 Oh, hi. Where's Kate? 190 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,300 I'm Kate. Oh. Okay. 191 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,300 Right this way, Kate. 192 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,000 Mom, you've gotta listen to me... [Phone Ringing] 193 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:51,500 Quiet! Two weeks ago you said you would... 194 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,900 [Joan Screams] I "specialed" it. See? 195 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,100 Quiet! Nevins! 196 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,200 [Ringing Continues] I said quiet! 197 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,700 [Ringing] 198 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:06,900 Joan Walden Real Estate. Be it ever so humble, there's no place likeJoan. 199 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,100 This is Mr. Humberfloob. 200 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:13,000 - Oh, hi, Mr. Humberfloob. - Joan, I need you to come back to the offiice. 201 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,400 - Today? - Yes, Joan. 202 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,100 - No problem? - No problem at all. 203 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,100 Great! 204 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,600 - [Gasps] - What's going on, Mommy? 205 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:26,500 Mommy has to go back to the offiice. 206 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,300 Oh! I hope Mrs. Kwan can babysit. 207 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,000 - Not Mrs. Kwan! - [Doorbell Rings] 208 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,200 Oh! Hi, Mrs. Kwan. 209 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,200 Hi. I'm running late. 210 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:41,200 Thanks for babysitting on such short notice. Mmm, yeah. 211 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,300 Okay, Mrs. Kwan. 212 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,800 Oh-oh-oh! 213 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,600 I'll be back in a couple ofhours. Hi. 214 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,300 Conrad's grounded, so no video games. 215 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,400 Sally? Last chance. 216 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,500 If you wanna make cupcakes, I can take you to your friend Ginny's house. 217 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,500 - [Growling] - Ginny's not my friend anymore. 218 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,300 Last time we made cupcakes she wanted to be the head chef. 219 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,300 I'm the head chef. 220 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,100 What about Denise, then? 221 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,000 She talked back to me, so I ordered her not to speak to me anymore. 222 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,200 - And you don't like bossy? - I won't tolerate it. 223 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,900 Right. 224 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,800 Well, if you're both staying, remember the rules. 225 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:18,000 Conrad: No playing ball in the house, no fiighting, 226 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,000 no answering the phone, "City morgue." 227 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,000 Mommy, can't I have some rules? 228 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,600 No chewing tobacco. 229 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,700 Thanks, Mom. You have my word. 230 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:33,100 And absolutely no one sets foot in the living room, or else. 231 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,800 Orelse what? You're gonna do what Larry said and send me to military school? 232 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:40,300 Maybe if you'd just behave, I wouldn't have to consider military school. 233 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,400 I wish I could trust you. 234 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 I wish I had a different mom. 235 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:49,500 Well, sometimes I wish the same thing. 236 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,600 [DoorOpens] 237 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,500 [DoorSlams] 238 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,400 Mmm. 239 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,200 Good luck with your meeting. 240 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,000 [Car DoorCloses] 241 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,600 [Grunting] 242 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,800 Children, would you like to watch television with me? 243 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:46,300 - We don't have to tell your mother. - [TV: Channel Changing] 244 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,500 - [Speaking Chinese] - [Yelling] 245 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,800 [Together] Taiwanese parliament. [TV: Yelling, Blows Landing] 246 00:14:56,900 --> 00:15:00,600 You tell them, Kwi-Chang! No more big government! [TV: Karate Yells] 247 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,500 Rip his heart out.! 248 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,600 [TV: Blows Landing, Yelling Continue] 249 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,100 [Snoring] 250 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,400 [Whimpers] 251 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,700 Hit me! [Sighs] 252 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,400 [Narrator] So they slumped in theirchairs, 253 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,600 too glum to complain, 254 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:28,200 and to make matters worse, it started to rain. 255 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,500 [Butterfly Yelps] 256 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,500 They sat in the house... 257 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,000 on that cold, cold, wet day... 258 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,100 with no fun to have... 259 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,100 and no games to play. 260 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,200 They couldjust stare out the window... 261 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,500 or perhaps get a nap in, 262 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,800 and hope that something, 263 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,800 anything might happen. 264 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,500 Quit bothering the fiish. 265 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,000 I know. Quit bothering the fiish. 266 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,500 Spit hand! Oh, gross! 267 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:59,000 Get that away from me! Get it away! 268 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,600 [Loud Bump] [Narrator] Then something went bump. 269 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,500 - What was that? - [Barks] 270 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,900 How that bump made themjump. [Nevins Continues Barking] 271 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,200 [Loud Bumping Continues] I think it came from the closet. 272 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,100 [Loud Crash] 273 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,800 [Grunts] 274 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,800 Conrad? 275 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:46,200 Conrad. 276 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:49,800 Come on, Conrad. 277 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 [Screams] 278 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,900 [Laughing] 279 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,200 You shouldn't scare people. 280 00:16:57,300 --> 00:17:00,300 You should've seen the look on your face. It was like you saw a monster... 281 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,700 A monster? Where? 282 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:08,000 That could've gone better. [Wheezing Laugh] 283 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:11,100 [Both Screaming] 284 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,600 [Sally] What was that? [Conrad] I don't know. 285 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,900 Looked like a humongous cat. 286 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,200 "Humongous"? 287 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,800 I prefer the term "big-boned" or"jolly." Now, what are we hiding from? 288 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,600 [Chortling] 289 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,600 [Both Screaming] 290 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,900 Thatwas a giant cat. 291 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,900 But that's impossible, isn't it? 292 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,900 It's entirely impossible. 293 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,400 You know, I like this hiding place a lot better. 294 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,900 They'll never fiind us here. 295 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,200 Scream and run. 296 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,700 [Both Screaming] And there they go. 297 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,300 Who are you? 298 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,400 Who? Me? 299 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,800 Why, I'm the Cat in the Hat. There's no doubt about that. 300 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:03,300 I'm a "super-fun-diferous" feline... 301 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,000 who's here to make sure that you're... 302 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:11,600 Meeline? Key lime? 303 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,600 Turpentine? 304 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,600 I got nothin'. 305 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:20,100 I'm not so good with the rhyming. Not really, no. 306 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,800 Look, I'm a cat that can talk. 307 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,400 That should be enough foryou people! [Muttering] 308 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,200 I can talk.! I'm a cat.! Yes.! [Chortling] 309 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,100 Where did you come from? 310 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,700 Hmm, how do I put this? 311 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:40,200 When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each othervery much, 312 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,200 they decide that... 313 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:45,700 Oh, no, no, no, no. Where did you come from? 314 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,600 My place! Where do you think? [Snickering] 315 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,800 No, how did you get here? 316 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,800 I drove! 317 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:57,800 Look, I've been here two whole minutes, and no one has offered me a drink. 318 00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,300 Harumph! 319 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:04,100 - Sorry, Mr. Cat. Would you like some milk? - Milk? Ecch! No! 320 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,800 Lactose intolerant. Gums up the works. Oy. 321 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,100 You'll thank me later. 322 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,800 [Wheezing, Chortling] 323 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,300 - [Singer Laughing] Wipeout.! - Hello! 324 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,700 @�@�[SurfRock] Surf s up! [Chuckles] Yeah! 325 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:22,800 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yee-hee-hee! 326 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:28,500 Nice spread you got here. 327 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,000 Homina-homina-homina-homina! 328 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,100 Who is this? 329 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,800 Ohh! 330 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,800 That's my mom. 331 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,400 Awkward, yeah. 332 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,800 Yes, this place will do quite nicely, actually. Yeah. 333 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,500 Although those drapes are a train wreck. 334 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,500 [Chortling] 335 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:53,000 [Snoring] And this is the lumpiest couch I ever sat on. 336 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,200 Who is this dreadfully uncomfortable woman? 337 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,700 Get offher. That's our babysitter. 338 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,700 What the... Babysitter? 339 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,500 You don't need one of those, do ya? 340 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,800 Let me get this straight. 341 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:13,100 You pay this woman... 342 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,100 to sit on babies? 343 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,200 That's disgusting! 344 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,600 I'd do it for nothing! [Laughing Loudly] 345 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,700 Hmm! 346 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:29,400 Now, let's see what the old "phunometer" has to say. 347 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,100 - "Phunometer"? - Yeah. It measures how fun you are. 348 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,400 [Chortling] 349 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,600 Hi. 350 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,900 [Bell Dings] Huh? 351 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,400 Ohh. 352 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:53,600 Ah. Control freak. Yeah. 353 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:56,300 Now you. 354 00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,600 [Whispers] Hi. How are ya? 355 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,500 - [Bell Dings] - Whoa! 356 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,900 [Whimpering] 357 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,900 Oh. 358 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,800 Tap it. 359 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,400 Listen, kid, you can tap it with a hammer, 360 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,400 it ain't gonna change. 361 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,700 Just as I suspected. 362 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:24,400 You guys are both out of whack. You're a control freak, and you're a rule-breaker. 363 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,700 That'll be $700. Who's your insurance carrier? 364 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,200 - So, what do we do? - Well, there are two treatments I'd recommend. 365 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:35,100 One is a series of painful shots injected into your abdomen and kneecap. 366 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,900 And the other... 367 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,600 involves a musical number! 368 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:42,100 @�@�[Orchestra:Fanfare] @ Me-Me-Me-Meow @ 369 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,800 How many shots? 370 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,500 [Wheezing] "How many shots?" Aren't you precious? 371 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:51,200 [Gasps] 372 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:01,600 Maestro! @�@�[Orchestra:Introduction] 373 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,400 @ I know it is wet @ 374 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:08,200 @ And the sun is not sunny @ [Thunderclap] 375 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:13,200 @ But we can have lots of good fun that is funny @ 376 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:14,700 [Both Groan] 377 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,300 @ It's fun to have fun @ 378 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:22,000 @ But you got to know how @ 379 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,100 [Gagging] 380 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,500 - [Vomits, Liquid Splatters] - [Both Gasp, Groan] 381 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,500 Hair ball. 382 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:34,600 @ I know lots of good tricks and I'll... @ 383 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,300 Stop this right now.! Huh? 384 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,600 - Who said that? - Me! 385 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,100 Remember? The fiish? 386 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,700 Came home in a Baggie, loved me for two weeks, and then nothing! 387 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,300 - The fiish is talking! - Well, sure, he can talk. 388 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,500 But is he saying anything? No, not really. No. 389 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,500 [Fish] Hey, Socks, can it.! 390 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,500 This cat should not be here. He should not be about. 391 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,400 He should not be here when your mother is out. 392 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:59,200 Come on, kids! You gonna listen to him? He drinks where he pees! 393 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,500 @�@�[Salsa] 394 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:10,600 @There was this cat I knew back home where I was bred @ 395 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:13,600 @ He never listened to a single thing his mother said @ 396 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:16,300 @�He never used the litter box He made a mess in the hall @� 397 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,700 @That's why they sent him to a vet @ 398 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,300 @To cut offboth his ba... @ 399 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,400 ba... ba... 400 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,700 @ Boy, that wasn't fun, fun, fun @ 401 00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:29,600 @ He never learns You can have fun, fun, fun @ But less is more! 402 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:32,800 @They may ship you off to school so rein it in a little @ 403 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:34,900 @ We can't spell "fun" without "U" in the middle @ 404 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,800 Human, this cat is currently in violation of... 17 ofyour mother's rules.! 405 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,100 [Rings] City morgue! 406 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,300 - Eighteen! - [Laughing] 407 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,600 [Crowd Cheering, Applauding] 408 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,500 - Ol�! - [Bull Growling] 409 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,300 Ooh! 410 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,600 [Screaming] 411 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,500 @ You can juggle work and play but you have to know the way @ 412 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,400 @ You can keep afloat a wish like the way I do this fiish @ 413 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:08,000 @� You can be a happy fella Someone throw me that umbrella @� 414 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,800 @ And that rake, that cake Life's what you make it @ 415 00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:12,700 @ So have fun, fun, fun @ 416 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,600 @ Go insane and have some fun, fun, fun @ 417 00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:18,400 @Just look at me Fun, fun, fun @ 418 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,200 @ No more rain Look, it's the sun, sun, sun @ 419 00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:25,100 @ So can't you see I'm as happy as a clam I'm as fiit as a fiiddle @ 420 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,000 @ Yeah, the dogs may bark about you @ 421 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:28,600 @ And the purebred chaps may doubt you @ 422 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,600 [Fish] Getting motion sickness.! 423 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:33,400 Milk? Big mistake. 424 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,100 @ But remember this You can't have fun without "U" @ 425 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,100 I can't breathe! Ohh! 426 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,600 Whoa! 427 00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:44,400 I knew that milk would come back to haunt me. Help! Help! 428 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:47,700 - [Loud Burp] - [Groaning] 429 00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:51,500 [Yelling] 430 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,700 [Grunting] 431 00:24:53,800 --> 00:25:00,000 @"U" in the middle @@ 432 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:01,800 [Gulps] 433 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,700 [Panting, Chuckling] 434 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,200 - Bravo, Cat. - Huh? 435 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:09,400 These children are smart enough not to fall foryour MTV-style flash... 436 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,500 at the expense of content and moral values. 437 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,300 That was wicked cool! Do it again! 438 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:18,000 I'd love to, but Shamu is right... I really should be going. 439 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,700 - No, don't go! - No, I should go. 440 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,700 I should let you and the fiish have all your fun conjugating verbs, 441 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,100 cleaning your room, doing long division. 442 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:28,700 No, you have to stay! 443 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,300 All right, I'll stay. Oh, yeah! [Conrad] Yeah.! 444 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,300 But if I'm gonna stay, there's something I wanna show you. 445 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:37,000 Something magical... 446 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,700 and full of wonder. 447 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,700 - It's called a contract. - You want us to sign this? 448 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,800 - Just a formality, really. Yeah. - Who are they? 449 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:52,700 Magical time-traveling elves. 450 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,200 [Chortling] Yeah. Magic. 451 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,700 Okay, they're my lawyers. 452 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,700 Liability issues, litigious society, frivolous lawsuits. 453 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,300 You understand. 454 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:08,500 Basically, this contract guarantees you can have all the fun you want... 455 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,800 and nothing bad's ever gonna happen. 456 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,100 - All the fun we want? - Uh-yeah! 457 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,400 - Nothing bad will happen? - Uh-no! 458 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:19,800 Come on, Sal, for once in your life try something spontaneous. 459 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:26,000 It goes against my better instincts, but... 460 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:27,800 fiine. 461 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:30,000 Beautiful. Initial here. 462 00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:32,300 And here. And here. 463 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,300 Not here! 464 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,000 [Wheezes] 465 00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:37,600 Turn it over. 466 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:39,700 This is nothing. 467 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,000 [Clears Throat] Scratch this. 468 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,600 Smell that! Terrifiic. 469 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:45,700 Yadee-yadee-yadee. 470 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:48,700 Sign the bottom. [Pencil Scratching On Paper] 471 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,900 You're it! Okay, gimme fiive! 472 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:56,200 Four. 473 00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:58,200 [Chortling] 474 00:26:58,300 --> 00:26:59,500 Let's get this party started! Uh-huh! 475 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,900 Hey, check out this room! [Laughing] 476 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,900 What now? 477 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,900 Mom says we're not allowed in the living room today, or else. 478 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,400 She's worried we'll mess up the couches byjumpin'on 'em orsomethin; 479 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:15,900 And she's right. You can't jump on these. 480 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,500 Not like this. They need some adjustment. Yee-haw! 481 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,900 [Chuckling] 482 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,200 Let's take a look under the hood. 483 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:28,200 [Spits] Yeah. [Chuckles] 484 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:30,600 Just doin' my job. [Fart] 485 00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:32,600 Sorry. What have we got here? 486 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:34,800 Whew. 487 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,500 Here we go. [Chortles] 488 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:42,200 It's oversized. That's unusual. 489 00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:44,200 Here it is. [Grunts] 490 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:45,400 [Elephant Trumpets] 491 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:49,200 Down, Simba! Down, Simba! Get outta here! 492 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,700 Spray me, would ya? You... 493 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,200 [Whimpering] [Trumpeting Continues] 494 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:57,500 [Choking] 495 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:02,200 [Blows Landing] [Elephant Whimpering] 496 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,300 [Panting] 497 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:09,000 - [Elephant Trumpets] - Thanks for the help. 498 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,400 Back in a second. Who's your couch mechanic? 499 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:16,100 You oughta call Mr. Catwrench. 500 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,300 [Grinding, Rumbling] Oww! My fur! My fur! My fur! 501 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,000 [Groaning, Shouting] 502 00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:27,700 That oughta do it. Whoo! 503 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,900 [Chortling] 504 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 [Laughing] 505 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,700 Come on, kids. I could use a little company. 506 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,700 What about Mom's party? 507 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,900 What about it? We signed the contract. 508 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,300 Wha-hoo! [Laughing] Yeah! 509 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,300 One cushion left, Sally. 510 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,300 She'll never do it. She doesn't know how to have fun. 511 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,700 Fun? Sally, you're betterthan fun. Fun is beneath you. 512 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,300 Remember what your mother told you... 513 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:06,300 No one sets foot in the living room... [Conrad Shouting] 514 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:08,900 You know what? Let's just watch some flashbacks. 515 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,900 [Voice Slowed Down] Absolutely no one sets foot in the living room, or else. 516 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,300 You're fiired... fiired... fiired... 517 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,200 fiired... fiired... fiired... 518 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:24,400 [Takes Deep Breath] Fiired... fiired... fiired... fiired... 519 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,700 And that's why... [Groans] 520 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,200 Oww! 521 00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:32,400 This is where they buried my brother.! 522 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:34,000 [Cat Laughing] [Conrad] Yeah.! 523 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,700 [All Laughing] Yippee! Oh, yeah! 524 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,100 This is amazing! Like being in the circus! 525 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,100 Yeah, but without those tortured animals... 526 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,600 or drunken clowns that have hepatitis. 527 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,300 See, kids, I told you we could have fun! 528 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,900 [Laughing Continues] [Conrad] The best thing is, no one will ever... 529 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,800 know. 530 00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:57,300 Judas Priest! I can't believe what I'm seeing! 531 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,800 Oh, Mr. Quinn, I was just telling Conrad to get off the couch. 532 00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,800 Bad, Conrad! Bad! 533 00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:05,800 Sally, 534 00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:07,700 baby, angel, princess, 535 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:12,600 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay? 536 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:14,900 Nobody likes a suck-up! 537 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,300 [Quinn Laughing] 538 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:28,000 Where's the cat? I don't know. 539 00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:34,900 [Burps] Ohh! 540 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:37,000 Good bread. 541 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,800 What are you two lookin' at? 542 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,400 [Sneezing] 543 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,400 Is there a cat in here? 544 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,500 [Sneezing Continues] 545 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,100 I'm gonna... You're gonna... 546 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,900 I have to... [Sneezes] 547 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,200 [Sneezes] Get out ofhere. 548 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:04,200 [Sneezes Twice] 549 00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,200 [Both Laughing] 550 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,200 See, kids, I told you. Stick with me, it'll all work out. 551 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,900 [Sneezes] Oh, no! Ohh! [Chortling] 552 00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:18,700 Little-known fact... cats always land on their tushy. 553 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,200 - I thought they always landed on their feet. - Oh, sure, now you tell me. 554 00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:23,200 Harumph! [Chortling] 555 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:27,700 - So, kiddo, what do you want to do for fun? - I wanna make cupcakes! 556 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,100 Cupcakes? Oh, yeah! [Chortling] To the kitchen! 557 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,800 [Announcer] Live from the kitchen, 558 00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:35,700 the following is a paid commercial announcement forAstounding Products. 559 00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:38,100 Hi! Welcome to Astounding Products. 560 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,300 [Laughing] 561 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,300 I'm your host, the guy in the sweaterwho asks all the obvious questions. 562 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,800 [Studio Audience Laughing] 563 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:50,300 Now, here to tell us about his astounding product for making cupcakes, 564 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,400 all the way from Cheshire, England, please welcome... 565 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,800 Me! Hello! [Chuckling] 566 00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:59,600 Now... Hello! I'm so excited! 567 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,600 Do you love making cupcakes, 568 00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:04,200 but hate all the hard cupcake work? 569 00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:06,200 I know I do! 570 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:09,500 Well, forget everything you know about making cupcakes... 571 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,600 and say hello... 572 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,900 to the amazing Kupkake-inator. 573 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,800 - I'm so excited! - [Audience Chuckling] 574 00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:19,900 Cupcake-a-what? 575 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,900 [Cat, Audience] Kupkake-inator! 576 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,600 Oh, this amazing device can instantly make cupcakes... 577 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:28,100 out of anything that you have in the kitchen. 578 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,000 - Wait a minute. Did you say"anything"? - Anything. 579 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:33,000 Anything? Yes, anything. 580 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:35,700 Anything? Anything. 581 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,200 - Anything? - I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident. 582 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,200 - [Audience Tittering] - Anything. 583 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:44,200 Now, take off the lid. You can put in, I don't know, a carton of eggs. 584 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:46,700 What? How about a pack ofhot dogs? 585 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,700 That's incredible! Why not some ketchup? 586 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,100 Yeah, why not? How about... I know what you're thinkin'. 587 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,700 Even a fiire extinguisher. There we go. 588 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,700 Hmm? 589 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,500 Now, close the lid and Bob's your flippin' uncle! 590 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,400 What an astounding product! 591 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,000 [Audience Applauding] Oh, yeah! 592 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:04,900 Open the drawer, [Bell Dings, Motor Whirring] 593 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,700 Fiill the patented Kupkake-inator tray, [Audience Gasping] 594 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,600 - Close the drawer, - [Audience Continues Gasping] 595 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:14,900 Then place it in a conventional oven. 596 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,200 [Audience Laughing, Applauding] 597 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,000 Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away. 598 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,000 Did you just say "minutes away"? 599 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:25,700 [Host, Audience] That's impossible! 600 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,000 You're not just wrong, you're stupid. Now, wait just a minute... 601 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,100 And you're ugly, just like your mum. 602 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,700 [Audience Gasping] Did you just call my mother ugly? 603 00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:36,400 Shut up! I mean it! I will end you! 604 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:38,400 - [Grunts] - [Audience, Cat Gasping, Groaning] 605 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,100 Um, Cat. Your tail. 606 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,800 What about it? 607 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:48,300 Oh, I see! I've chopped it off. That's interesting, because... 608 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,800 Son of a bi... [Beep] 609 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:55,600 @�@�[Whistling "The Girl From Ipanema"] 610 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,600 Look, I'm not saying we're going to sue. 611 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,000 I'm just saying we have a case. 612 00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:03,000 We'll talk later. Lxnay, ixnay. 613 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:05,400 [Wheezes] Hi. 614 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:08,100 Cat, is the oven supposed to be making that sound? 615 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,100 Huh? 616 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,400 Of course. That means they're almost done, Conrack. 617 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,600 - Conrad. - That's what I said, Condor. 618 00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:18,200 - Cat! - Now, that's my name! 619 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:21,800 [Oven Whirring, Rumbling] 620 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,100 [Timer Bell Dings] Yep! 621 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,100 They're done! 622 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:32,700 Oh, man! There's nothing to worry about. 623 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,700 I'm sure they still taste fiine. 624 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,700 Yecch! They're horrible! 625 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,000 Who wants some? Come on, come on! [Chortling] 626 00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:43,000 Oh... my... cod. 627 00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:44,500 Ohh! Aah! 628 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,500 Cat, you need to clean this mess up pronto. 629 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,800 We have a contract. All right, I'll try. 630 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:55,000 You don't try. You do. 631 00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:58,000 Yes, ma'am. Right away, ma'am. 632 00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:00,800 [Coughs] I'll be right back. 633 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:02,700 Whoa! [Crash] 634 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,600 [Chortling] 635 00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:08,200 [Snoring] Hi. How are ya? 636 00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:10,300 Okay. [Chortling] 637 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,600 Look. I'm a girl. 638 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:19,200 [Giggling, Purring] 639 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,400 Stop! That's... 640 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,100 [Together] Mom's dress! 641 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,600 [Gasps] This fiilthy thing? 642 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:28,800 She was gonna wear that tonight, and you ruined it. 643 00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:31,900 Honey, it was ruined when she bought it. 644 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:35,000 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. 645 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:38,000 I told you all this would happen.! 646 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:41,100 - But no one listens to a fiish! - Oy. 647 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,800 A dog goes "woof-woof" and everybody knows that little Timmy's trapped undera log. 648 00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:45,700 But a fiish speaks in plain English... 649 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:46,500 All right, everyone, let's just take a deep breath and calm down. 650 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,500 [Inhaling, Exhaling] 651 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,200 You know who's gonna solve it? Me. I am. 652 00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:59,200 I will personally take care of everything. 653 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,400 And I know just the guys to do it. 654 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,500 [Wheezing] 655 00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,900 [Chortling] 656 00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:19,700 In this box are two Things. I will show them to you. 657 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:24,000 Two Things, and I call them Thing One and Thing Two. 658 00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:27,500 These Things will not bite you. They want to have fun. 659 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,700 So without further ado, 660 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:33,100 meet Thing Two and Thing One! 661 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,500 [Whooping, Babbling] 662 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,500 @Ta-da @ 663 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,400 Oh, yeah! [Chortles] 664 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:43,600 Thing One, Conrad, Sally. Conrad, Sally, Thing One. 665 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,700 Thing Two, Conrad, Sally. Conrad, Sally, Thing Two. 666 00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:49,000 Thing One, Thing Two. Thing Two, Thing One. Conrad, Sally. Sally, Conrad. 667 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,700 I am the Cat. Don't belittle me. 668 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,800 Ah, yes, of course. 669 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:56,800 Thing Two would like to clarify that just because he wears the number two... 670 00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:59,400 does not imply in any way that he's inferior to Thing One. 671 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:00,800 And all of the above. 672 00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:04,500 He says you may feel free to call him Thing "A," if you like. 673 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,900 He will also accept SuperThing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite, 674 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,700 Chocolate Thun-Da... or Ben. [Chuckles] Ben! 675 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,400 [Thing OneJabbering] 676 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,400 Thing One says he's Thing One for a reason, 677 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,900 and some people should just get used to it. 678 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,600 It's a Thing thing. You wouldn't understand. 679 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,100 [ThingsJabbering, Arguing] Okay, enough! 680 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,400 You are quickly turning into one of my least favorite Things. 681 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:31,000 Listen, Convex, you probably don't wanna do that. 682 00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:33,000 Why not? It's just a crate. 683 00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:34,500 This isn't just any old crate. 684 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,700 It's the Trans-dimensional Transportolator. 685 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,000 It's kinda like a doorway which leads from this world to my world. 686 00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:43,400 But it says, "Made in the Philippines." 687 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:46,700 Yes, but not this Philippines. 688 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:51,300 Look, now, I'm not usually a rules guy, but this is a biggie. 689 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,400 No opening the crate. 690 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:56,500 No lookee, no touchee. Got it? 691 00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:59,700 [Thing] Mekka-dekka we should settle ourdifferences. 692 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,500 [Jabbering] 693 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,500 [Cat] Things, front and center.! 694 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,400 Cool. 695 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:11,300 All right, Things, I'm not paying you to stand around and look pretty. 696 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,400 Here's Mom's dress. 697 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,400 [Thing Cackling] Oh.! Mommy's dress.! 698 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,600 [BothJabbering, Giggling] 699 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:19,600 - [Gasp] - [Gasp] 700 00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:22,500 - What about the couch? - Which couch? 701 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,600 The clean one, orthe horribly stained one? 702 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,500 - [Wheezing] - [Jabbering Continues] 703 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,200 Ho! [Chortling] 704 00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:38,200 Mekka-dekka don't worry! 705 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,800 Incoming! 706 00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:48,800 Cat, they're wrecking the whole house.! 707 00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:51,000 [Snoring] 708 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:53,700 [Groans, Continues Snoring] 709 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:59,600 [Jabbering, Giggling Continue] 710 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,900 - Conrad, help! - Help yourself! 711 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,900 Look at me! Come and get it! 712 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,500 [ContinuesJabbering] 713 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,600 [Grunts] Whoa! Ooh, yeah! Whoa! 714 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,600 [Giggles] That tickles! 715 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:39,800 [Jabbering] Geronimo! 716 00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:42,700 [Jabbering, Grunting] 717 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,500 [Crab Lock] Mine, mine, mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! 718 00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:51,200 Ride 'em, cowboy! Yee-hee-hee! Ho-ho-ho! Whee! 719 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,800 [Snoring] 720 00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:59,300 [Continues Snoring] 721 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,600 If this were my house, I'd be furious. 722 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,700 [Laughing] 723 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,300 Hey! Klondike! 724 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:15,100 Do you have any idea what happened to the lock on this crate? 725 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,600 - It's on Nevins's collar. - Nevins? 726 00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:19,400 [Sally] Nevins? Nevins.! 727 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:23,500 Put the dog down! I said, put the dog down! 728 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,500 Why won't they listen to me? 729 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:31,200 Oh. I don't know if this helps, but the Things always do the opposite of what you say. 730 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:34,800 Why do they always do the opposite? That's so annoying! 731 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:36,800 Remind you of anyone, Conrad? 732 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:39,500 Zinga! [Things Cackling] 733 00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:41,600 Zinga! Zinga! 734 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,700 Blue! 41! Set! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! 735 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,600 Hey, Thing, don't let go of that dog! 736 00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:50,400 Let go! 737 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:54,100 [Conrad] Catch him... I mean, don't catch him.! [Screams] 738 00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:56,300 [Crab Lock Chuckles] [Barks] 739 00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:58,600 Well, this is just great, Conrad. 740 00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:02,800 The whole house is destroyed, the party is ruined, and now Nevins is gone. 741 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:05,300 Sally, Kojak, 742 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:09,500 that's nothing compared to what's gonna happen if we don't lock this crate. 743 00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:12,600 Take a look. It's already leaking. 744 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,100 [Grunting] 745 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:19,800 - It won't stay shut. - Not without the lock. 746 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:24,800 Look, if we don't get that lock off of Nevins and put it back on this crate, 747 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:28,700 we're gonna be staring down the business end of the mother of all messes. 748 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,900 [Grunting] We've gotta go out and fiind Nevins. 749 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,300 [Grunts] Impossible! Sally! 750 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,800 There's only four hours till the party. 751 00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:40,400 The Fish is right. We should call Mom and tell herwhat happened. 752 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,700 Look at this house! There's no way we could explain this to Mom. 753 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:46,500 We gotta get Nevins back and lock the crate! 754 00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:48,600 We're staying and calling Mom. 755 00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:51,000 We're going and getting the dog. 756 00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:53,200 [Sinister Voice] There is a third option. 757 00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:55,600 @�@�[Organ:Dramatic] There is? 758 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:59,100 Yes. It involves... 759 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,200 murder! @@ [Dramatic Chords] 760 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:04,200 - That's your option? - No. 761 00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:07,100 But you guys both had options. I just wanted to have one too. 762 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,500 [Chuckling] Or did I? 763 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:14,400 - Cat, you're not helping! - Come on. Let's go get that dog. 764 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:19,000 Now, wejust need a heavy, inanimate object to weigh down this crate. 765 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,100 [Kids Grunting] 766 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,800 [Grumbling] 767 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,500 There. That oughta buy us some time. 768 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:31,600 Come on, kids! Let's go, go, go! [Wheezing Laugh] 769 00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:35,000 [Grunting, Sighing] 770 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:38,900 [Man On TV] Identical sister Mitzy... 771 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,100 [Sighs] [Man #2 On TV] That's right. 772 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,100 [Grunts] 773 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,900 - [Knocking] - Yeah! 774 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:52,600 What do you want now? 775 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:55,300 Repo. 776 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,600 You're repossessing my TV? 777 00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:00,100 I'm sure I made a payment. 778 00:43:00,100 --> 00:43:03,000 If it's about that bounced check, let me give you a credit card. 779 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:07,500 That one's expired. Huh? Oh, come on! 780 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,600 [Woman On TVGrunting] 781 00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:13,900 [Narrator] With the lock on his collar, Nevins kept running, 782 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,400 unaware ofhis part... 783 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:19,000 in the evil Quinn's cunning. [Ringing] 784 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:22,100 Joan Walden Real Estate. Be it ever so humble, there's no... 785 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,800 Oh, hi, Joan. 786 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:26,400 The kids let the dog out again. You're kidding. 787 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:30,300 Don't worry. I'll go get him, then we'll have a conversation vis-a-vis military school. 788 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,800 I don't know. Conrad's like you, Lawrence. 789 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,800 He's very... sensitive. Uh-huh. 790 00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:39,900 [Sighs] But I suppose it's something I should consider. 791 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,300 I'll get the dog. I'll be right over. [Dial Tone Hums] 792 00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:48,800 [Sighs] 793 00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:50,800 [Groaning] 794 00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:53,300 - [Barking] - [Conrad] Okay, there's Nevins. 795 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,800 Stay out of sight. [Barks, Growls] 796 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,100 @�@�[Violin Strings Plucking] 797 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,400 @@ [Plucking Continues] 798 00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:11,500 I thought the moment needed something. 799 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,300 Oh, what will become of us? 800 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,500 Your motherwill lose her job, 801 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,900 and we'll have to... live on the street! 802 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,100 [Sobbing] I can't! Don't make me go... 803 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,600 [Groans] I don't know this world.! 804 00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:30,500 It's dry! It's like... I can't... It's too... Fish! 805 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,500 It's too much! 806 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,600 Would you like to go back in the toilet? 807 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:37,200 On second thought, it's such a beautiful day. Why spend it indoors? 808 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,000 - Thank you! - [Gasps] 809 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:43,200 Okay, kids. Get out of my way. 810 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:47,100 This fence is no match for my cat-like grace and reflexes. Here we go. 811 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,900 [Neck Muscles, Knuckles Cracking] [Exhales] 812 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,200 Ow. Okay. Watch me fly, kids. [Wheezing Laugh] 813 00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:59,200 [Loud Crash] [Grunting] 814 00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,400 Ow! 815 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:04,200 I don't think the little girl's even trying. 816 00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:08,400 What about your cat-like... reflexes? 817 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,800 What about showing a little effort, shrimp boat? Now, push! 818 00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:14,200 Whaa! 819 00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:16,500 All right, Nevins. 820 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,600 Time to die. 821 00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:21,800 - [Whimpering] - Cat, you scared him away! 822 00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:23,900 Dirty hoe. 823 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:29,500 I'm sorry, baby. I love you. Hmm. 824 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,300 [Conrad] Come on, Cat.! 825 00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:38,200 [Yipping] There he is! 826 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:40,200 [Children Shouting] 827 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:42,300 [Man] Happy birthday, Denise. 828 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,300 [Sally] Denise? 829 00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:47,200 Everyone I know is there. 830 00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:49,800 There's Ginny and Alan. 831 00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:52,800 How come Denise didn't invite me to her birthday? 832 00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:55,500 Don't worry. Let'sjust get Nevins and go. 833 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,700 - [Woman] Okay, kids. Everyone outside.! - [Kids Screaming] 834 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,400 [Yelling] 835 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,300 Aaah! 836 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,600 Nevins. Cat, get down! They're gonna see you! 837 00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:11,000 Hide.! 838 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:13,100 [Excited Shouting] 839 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,300 [Chanting] Pi�ata! Pi�ata! Pi�ata! 840 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,300 Pi�ata! Pi�ata! 841 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,500 Pi�ata.! Pi�ata.! [Nervous Grumbling] 842 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,200 - [Groans] - Everybody join in! 843 00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:37,100 [Girl] It's breaking! 844 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,200 Step out of my way. 845 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:44,800 This cannot end well. 846 00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:47,800 - Pi�ata! Pi�ata! - [Howling] 847 00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:50,000 @�I'm easy @� 848 00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:53,900 @�Ah, ah, ah, ah @� [Whinnying] 849 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,600 @�I'm easy like Sunday morning @�@� 850 00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:59,600 - [Howling] - [Both Groaning] 851 00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:04,200 [Howling Continues] 852 00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:06,600 Oh-ho-ho! Whoo! 853 00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:09,100 - Oh.! Whoo-hoo.! - I got an idea. 854 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,700 [Conrad] Candy.! 855 00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:15,300 Candy! 856 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:18,200 [Growls] 857 00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:21,000 [Both] No! 858 00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:24,400 Get back! Cat! 859 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:26,500 [Cat Grunts] I'll get you! 860 00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:30,600 [Sighs] [Phone Rings] 861 00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:33,600 [Gasping] I'd love to buy some. 862 00:47:33,700 --> 00:47:35,800 Hello, Mrs. Kwan. It'sJoan Walden. 863 00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:38,400 I just called to check on the kids. Are they okay? 864 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:41,500 [Chuckles] Those aren't children. 865 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,500 They're little angels. 866 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,800 [All Laughing] 867 00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:49,200 That's sweet. 868 00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:52,200 Well, all right, Mrs. Kwan. I'll be home as soon as I can. 869 00:47:52,300 --> 00:47:55,200 Bye-bye. Bye. 870 00:47:55,300 --> 00:47:57,800 [Things Babbling] 871 00:47:57,900 --> 00:47:59,800 [Sighs] 872 00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:02,800 [Groans, Snores] 873 00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:06,200 [Excited Chortling] 874 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:26,800 [Cat] All right, soldier. Our bogey is in range. 875 00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:29,200 Commence search and destroy. 876 00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:32,100 - What? - Search and rescue. 877 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:36,600 I meant search and rescue. Come on! 878 00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:39,700 I can't believe I wasn't invited to that party. 879 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,300 Hey! You're a lone wolf. 880 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,000 [Whispering] Live alone, die alone. Yeah. 881 00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:48,300 - Can we please get the dog? - [Mocking] Can we please get the dog? 882 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,300 Can we please get the dog? Boo! 883 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,300 [Conrad] Oh, no.! Oh, man.! 884 00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,300 Hello, Nevins. Good-bye, Conrad. 885 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,500 Not so tough now, are you? [Barks] 886 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,300 [Sinister Laughing] 887 00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:11,800 [Hooting Laugh] 888 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,500 We're dead. We're never gonna get that crate shut. 889 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,900 And I'm getting shipped off to Colonel Von Kronk's School for Wayward Boys! 890 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,600 Why don't we take my car? You have a car? 891 00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:26,500 Yeah, sure. [CarAlarm Chirps] 892 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,600 [Engine Starts, Tires Screech] 893 00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:33,200 Wow. That is so cool. 894 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,800 That's just the dust cover. 895 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:42,000 Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger. 896 00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:44,700 Or S.L.O.W. For short. 897 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,800 S.L.O.W.? 898 00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:50,100 Yeah, SLOW. It's better than the last name we had. 899 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,400 Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter. 900 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:57,600 - Oh, you mean... - Ohh! Quick, to the SLOW. [Chortling] 901 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,300 [Grunts] Buckle up, kids. 902 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:06,400 We're on a mission to get that dog, and we will not rest until we fiind and destroy it. 903 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:09,000 Rescue it! Rescue it! Of course I meant rescue it. 904 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,500 Whatever. Remember, kids, there's nothing faster than SLOW. 905 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,700 That's backwards! It makes no sense. Look at you! Argh! 906 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,400 Okay, here we go. G.P. S... check. 907 00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:20,400 DVD, CD... check. 908 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:23,500 Someone from Czechoslovakia is a... Czech. [Chortling] 909 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,000 Siren! What are you... What... 910 00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:28,400 Siren? [Screaming] 911 00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:32,300 Let's go! 912 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,700 Whoo-whoa-ho-ho! [Hooting] 913 00:50:34,900 --> 00:50:38,200 Hi there! How are you? Yeah! [Giggling] 914 00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:40,600 [Engine Backfiiring] [Laughing] 915 00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:45,100 [All Yelling] 916 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:50,900 @ I'm sending Conrad away @ 917 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,500 - Oh! Oh! - [Barking] 918 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,300 [Sniffs] Oh! [Barks] 919 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,700 I can't believe you whizzed on my taco! 920 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,300 [Barking Continues] 921 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,400 Wait tillJoan gets a load of you! 922 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:08,000 [Laughing] [Barking] 923 00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:11,300 - There they are! - [Fish] Red light, red light, red light, red light.! 924 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,400 Red light! 925 00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:15,900 [All Screaming] 926 00:51:18,100 --> 00:51:21,100 - Someone else should drive. - All right. You win. 927 00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,700 Concrete, you drive. Are you serious? 928 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,300 I don't know. 929 00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:29,000 A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea," 930 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000 but I can barely hear that little voice... 931 00:51:31,100 --> 00:51:36,300 because an even louder little voice is screaming, "Let the 12-year-old drive!" 932 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,200 Now, punch it! [Imitating Engine] 933 00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:40,500 [Grunts] 934 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,500 This is awesome.! 935 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,400 [Gagging] 936 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:46,900 - [Retching] - [Groans] 937 00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:51,900 - I want to drive. - I think that's a great idea. 938 00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:54,800 [Chuckling] 939 00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:57,900 Wait! Two people can't drive at the same time. 940 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,000 You're right. We should all drive. [Chortling] 941 00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:05,400 [Tires Screeching] [Yelling] 942 00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:09,900 - Cat.! Where are the brakes? - I'll get them. 943 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:16,500 I think there's something wrong with your brakes. When's the last time you had them checked? 944 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,700 [Chortling] Bad brake.! 945 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,900 [Screaming] 946 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,300 One-way street, one-way street, one-way street, one-way street.! 947 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,400 - [Gasping, Screaming] - [Truck Horn Honking] 948 00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:39,300 Hey, Rhode Island license plate. You never see those. 949 00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:44,300 [Horn Honking] 950 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:47,000 Om. Om. 951 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,400 [Loud Clanging] 952 00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:57,100 Air bag. Standard. 953 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,300 [Panting] 954 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:02,300 I think... I wet... my jar. 955 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,400 Can we do that again? 956 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:09,100 [Alarm Chirps] [Gasps] 957 00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:13,200 Hey, there he is! 958 00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:19,000 [Conrad] Oh, no.! He's going into Mom's offiice.! 959 00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:21,400 Come on, Cat! 960 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,800 [Whistles] You know, Nevins, 961 00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:28,500 whenJoan fiinds out you've escaped again, Conrad will be moving out, 962 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,600 and I'll be moving in. 963 00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:36,000 [Conrad] We've gotta get Nevins and that lock back. [Sally] What are we gonna do? 964 00:53:36,100 --> 00:53:39,300 Don't worry. I have three plans. 965 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,400 Plan "A": "Mess up a perfectly clean house." 966 00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:47,000 Done that. Plan "B": "Cut your losses and ditch the kids." 967 00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:49,700 - That could work. - What about that one? 968 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:54,800 Plan "C": "Trick Mom's boyfriend into handing over dog and lock." 969 00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:57,900 I don't know. I still like Plan "B." 970 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,700 - [Both] Cat! - Okay, okay. Plan "C." 971 00:54:00,900 --> 00:54:02,600 Look at you. Argh! 972 00:54:04,900 --> 00:54:07,500 [Whining] Excuse me, sir. 973 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,900 I'd like you to sign my petition. Yeah. 974 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,300 Get out of my way, you hippie freak. 975 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,100 Are you aware of the senseless, wholesale slaughter... 976 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,600 of the flatulating, acid-spitting Zumzizeroo? 977 00:54:19,700 --> 00:54:22,200 What will it take to get you out of my face? 978 00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:24,500 Just sign my petition... 979 00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:28,000 with this large, oversized pen that requires two hands. 980 00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:30,700 I see. [Loud Click] 981 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,300 - Will you hold my dog? - Yes! 982 00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:36,900 Okay, I have a problem with the word "dog." 983 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,300 I don't use the "D" word per se 'cause I think it's really, really wrong. 984 00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:45,000 Yeah. But I will happily hold yourCanine-American. 985 00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:48,600 - I'm more comfortable with that really, yeah. - [Giggling] 986 00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:52,800 @ How much is that Canine-American in the window @ 987 00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:55,400 [Both] Cat! Come on! 988 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,700 - [Nevins Barking] - Hey, what the... 989 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,800 [Cat] Go, go, go.! Come back here! I'm on to you kids! 990 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,800 - Nothing to see here. Keep moving! Go! - [Panting] 991 00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:09,000 [Whistle Blows] Come on! Let's go. Ah, get in, get in! 992 00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:13,200 Come on, let's go. Get in! Hi, hi. Get in! Get in! 993 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,500 @�@�[Dance] Look out below! 994 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,800 Oh! Sorry. Over there. 995 00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:24,500 [Hooting] Hey! Hey, hey! Hey, hey! 996 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,600 [Feet Screeching] Ohh! 997 00:55:29,900 --> 00:55:32,600 Oh! [Laughing] 998 00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:34,300 I got you! 999 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,500 Here he comes! [Both] Cat! 1000 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,000 [Yelling] 1001 00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:47,200 - [Woman Screams] - Where's my hat? Oh! Go! Go, go! 1002 00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:49,300 Go! Let's go! My tail, my tail. 1003 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:53,300 Come on, Cat! [Grunts] I'm walking here! 1004 00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:00,000 [Angry Whimpering] [Horn Honking] 1005 00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:03,400 Joan. Joan! [Whimpering] 1006 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,700 - I think we lost him. - Not the pocket. Not the pocket! 1007 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:12,700 - We got the lock back. Now let's get home. - Relax, kid. I'm all over it. 1008 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:15,500 [Wheezing Laugh] Hey. 1009 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:17,700 What's wrong? This. 1010 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,900 This is not my hat. I must have picked up the wrong hat back there. 1011 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,500 - So? - So... 1012 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:27,300 without my hat, I'm just your garden-variety six-foot-tall talking cat. 1013 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:28,700 Joan, yourchildren are running around town like complete maniacs. 1014 00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:35,500 Yes, they are. With some weird, hairy man in a big hat. 1015 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,500 Uh-huh. 1016 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,800 You're gonna believe everything I'm telling you once we get to your house, okay? Come on. 1017 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:42,800 We're doomed! 1018 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:47,200 We're dead. This is all my fault. I'm such an idiot. 1019 00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:51,500 Why do I always have to do the opposite of what I'm supposed to? 1020 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,500 Wait a second. That's it! The opposite! 1021 00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:57,200 Hey, Things! Don't help us! 1022 00:56:57,300 --> 00:57:00,900 Do not show up and help us get home right now! 1023 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,300 - We're goin' on a road trip! - Larry's car? 1024 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,900 How'd you get so smart? [Chortling] 1025 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,400 [Narrator] So the race was on to get back home fiirst. 1026 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:15,400 [Conrad] Hang on! We gotta beat Mom and Quinn home! 1027 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:19,300 [Narrator] But back at their home, things werejust getting worse. 1028 00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:37,500 There's Mom and Larry! 1029 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,700 Step on it, Joan. Go, go, go, go, go. 1030 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:45,200 Oh, Things, do not do anything to slow down my mom. 1031 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,200 [Things] Slow down Mom.! 1032 00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:50,400 [Whooping] 1033 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:54,000 [Chattering] 1034 00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:57,200 [Quinn] Look, Joan, they don't beat them every day. 1035 00:57:57,300 --> 00:57:59,600 [Siren Wailing] Oh, great. 1036 00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:03,100 [Siren Continues] 1037 00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:07,500 [Clears Throat] I'm sorry, Offiicer. Was I speeding? 1038 00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:11,000 Mekka dekka license, appa registration. 1039 00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:15,200 Mekka dekka, you're one hot mama. 1040 00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:17,900 Hey, that's my car. Joan, we better go right away! 1041 00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:20,300 Please let me handle this. 1042 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,900 Sorry, I guess I was in a hurry to get home. 1043 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,700 - I'm not gonna let them get away with this! - [Babbling] 1044 00:58:26,900 --> 00:58:28,600 [Yelling] 1045 00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:30,900 [Siren Wailing] 1046 00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:33,500 Meet me at the house! 1047 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,600 Not so fast, you little maggots! Ha-ha! 1048 00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:52,200 Oh, you are so busted. Now get inside. 1049 00:58:52,300 --> 00:58:54,300 You don't want to go in there. It's going to be a total... Aah! 1050 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:59,400 What? Sally, what happened? 1051 00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:01,900 What about the mother ofall messes? I don't know. 1052 00:59:02,100 --> 00:59:04,700 [Sneezes] Why am I sneezing? 1053 00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:13,200 That'd be me. Boo! 1054 00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:16,700 You're a giant... [Sneezing] 1055 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,700 Cat! 1056 00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:22,000 [Screaming] 1057 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:25,600 Judas Priest! 1058 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,800 Ooh. Mama mia. 1059 00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:34,300 What happened to our house? 1060 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,500 It's the mother of all messes. Yup! 1061 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:41,100 Pure, unadulterated fun without any good sense or judgment. 1062 00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,700 See, Corn Dog, this is why I warned you... 1063 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,700 not to open the crate. 1064 00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,500 - [Birds Honking] - Although, on the plus side, 1065 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:53,300 I think people will be talking about tonight's party for the rest of their lives. 1066 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,500 - [Nevins Whines] - [Groans] 1067 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,800 - We gotta shut the crate! Come on! - Okay. 1068 00:59:58,900 --> 01:00:01,200 [Cat Chuckling] 1069 01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:04,400 Let's take the front hall carpet. [Chortling] 1070 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:08,400 - This can't be the front hall. - This is what happens when you mix yourworld and my world. 1071 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,900 Oh, and when you eat bad shellfiish. 1072 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,600 Let's go! Oh, yeah! 1073 01:00:13,700 --> 01:00:16,500 Cat, how do we fiind the crate? Beats me. 1074 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,700 This hat is worthless, and it makes me look fat. 1075 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,900 - Where's Mrs. Kwan? - Oh-ho-ho! 1076 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,400 Here she comes, right on schedule. 1077 01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:31,400 - Oh, yeah! - We're going to ride Mrs. Kwan? 1078 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:35,200 Sure.! It's the only way to the crate. Hop on.! 1079 01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:39,000 Oh, this is gonna be good! 1080 01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:43,000 Please keep your hands and feet in the Kwan at all times! 1081 01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:47,200 Enjoy the ride! [Chortling] 1082 01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:51,000 Ladies and gentlemen, the dining room. Ohh.! [Laughing] 1083 01:00:51,100 --> 01:00:53,400 [Sally] This is the dining room? [Clock Cuckooing] 1084 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:55,700 Hey, look. Chandelier! 1085 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,700 [Chuckling] 1086 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,200 [Conrad] Is that the bathroom? 1087 01:01:05,300 --> 01:01:07,900 You might want to hold it for a while. 1088 01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:12,000 Something like that really burns my... 1089 01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:14,200 [All] Aaah! 1090 01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:21,100 This is amazing! It's like a ride at an amusement park! 1091 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,100 You mean, like at... Universal Studios. 1092 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,800 [Laughing] Cha-ching. 1093 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:30,600 Whoa! 1094 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:33,300 [All Screaming] 1095 01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:36,500 - [Cat] Whoa! - [Grumbling] 1096 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:40,700 Please exit the Kwan to your left. Have a nice day! 1097 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,500 This is ridiculous. I have to get home. 1098 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:48,000 [Grunting] Police brutality! Illegal choke hold! 1099 01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:51,700 Where are we? The living room, I think. 1100 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,100 Ah, man! My eyes are closed. 1101 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:58,700 If there's no line, could we go back and do that again? There's the crate! 1102 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,600 Oh! [Chortling] 1103 01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,800 If we shut the crate, the house will go back to normal. 1104 01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:10,000 You have the lock? 1105 01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:12,400 Got it! Come on! Let's go! 1106 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:18,800 Sally! [Both Grunting] 1107 01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:22,200 - Come on! - It won't shut! 1108 01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:26,800 Sally! Everything is disappearing up there! 1109 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,200 - Help! - Sally! 1110 01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:32,000 - Oh! Oh! - Sal... Aaah! 1111 01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:34,800 - Help me, Conrad! - Sally! 1112 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:40,900 Help me! I can't hold on! 1113 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:44,500 Hang on! Help me, Conrad! 1114 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:47,700 Help.! Sally, I can't reach the lock! 1115 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:52,000 - No! - I can't save you unless you let go! 1116 01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:53,900 Okay. 1117 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:58,400 [Screaming] Help me! 1118 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:03,300 - [Lock] Yes! - [Screaming] 1119 01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:27,500 [Crashing, Groaning] [Birds Chirping] 1120 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:31,500 [Yelling] 1121 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:35,900 [Gurgling] Ugh! 1122 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,300 I did it! I did it! 1123 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,100 I did it.! I did it.! I did it.! 1124 01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,300 [Laughing] I did it! I did it! 1125 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:50,300 Okay, "we" did it. 1126 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,200 I don't think we did anything. 1127 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:57,600 The place is still a wreck. You said if we shut the crate, everything would be okay! 1128 01:03:57,700 --> 01:04:00,700 But it's not. It's a complete disaster! 1129 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:03,300 Well, what are you gonna do? 1130 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:05,300 Tennis, anyone? 1131 01:04:06,700 --> 01:04:08,600 [Metal Popping] 1132 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,800 [Balls Rolling] [Sniffiing] 1133 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,200 Ooh! [Purring] 1134 01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:18,100 Love that new ball smell. Yeah. 1135 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:23,400 - Hey, your hat... it's magic again? - Oops. 1136 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:27,600 Well, now that the cat's out of the bag, to use an archaic and cruel-sounding metaphor, 1137 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:29,700 why don't you serve fiirst? 1138 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:32,000 You had your real hat this whole time? 1139 01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:35,300 Uh-yup. I planned the whole day. [Wheezing Laugh] 1140 01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:38,900 - What do you mean, you planned the whole day? All of it? - Uh-yup. 1141 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,400 - The house getting trashed? - Uh-yup. 1142 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,200 - Quinn taking Nevins? - Uh-yup. 1143 01:04:42,300 --> 01:04:45,400 - Cutting off your tail? - Uh-nope. No. 1144 01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:48,800 You even knew I'd open the crate? 1145 01:04:48,900 --> 01:04:52,800 Why do you think I made it my one rule? I knew you couldn't resist. 1146 01:04:52,900 --> 01:04:56,400 Now, who's up for a game of Canadian doubles? 1147 01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:59,000 [Loud Crashing] 1148 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,200 Cat, you said nothing bad would happen. 1149 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,300 Cat, you need to get out. 1150 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:06,900 I don't know that game. It's not a game. 1151 01:05:07,100 --> 01:05:10,200 None of this is a game! 1152 01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:14,700 - But I thought you two wanted to have fun today. - Look around, Cat. 1153 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:17,500 You were right. It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how. 1154 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:21,300 You don't know when enough is enough. Now, go! 1155 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:24,400 Suzy. 1156 01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,200 Cromwell. 1157 01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:28,200 Please. 1158 01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:30,400 [Both] Out! 1159 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,100 Out! 1160 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:54,600 [Sparking] 1161 01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:56,800 Good riddance! 1162 01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:59,700 Now, this may not be the time for"I told you so," but... 1163 01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:08,400 Like I said, not the time. 1164 01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:10,800 I'll get the mop and bucket. 1165 01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:14,900 Conrad, you might want to get out ofhere until Mom has a chance to calm down. 1166 01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:19,900 No. This was my fault. I'll take the blame. 1167 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,400 Look, Mom will be home any second. Why don't you go upstairs? 1168 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:26,000 I'm not going upstairs. I'm staying with you. 1169 01:06:26,100 --> 01:06:29,400 Really? Why? Two reasons. 1170 01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,700 One, the stairs are destroyed. 1171 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:36,600 Two, this is just as much my fault as yours. 1172 01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:38,600 We should share the blame. 1173 01:06:39,900 --> 01:06:41,800 Thanks, Sally. 1174 01:06:41,900 --> 01:06:43,800 By the way, 1175 01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,300 you're a pretty good brother. 1176 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:50,400 Glad you think that. Maybe we can room together at military school. 1177 01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:57,100 Well, here goes. 1178 01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:02,600 [Chortling] 1179 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:08,800 @ Bet you thought I'd gone Bet you felt a sting @ 1180 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,900 @�Bet you neverthought I'd have anothersong to sing @� 1181 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,700 @ But now that you've learned your lesson Allow me to blow your mind @ 1182 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:17,900 @ By reading to you the small print of the contract that you signed @@ 1183 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,500 Okay, section eight, article 93, subparagraph 834. 1184 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,500 Right by the chili stain. [Chuckles] 1185 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:27,000 It reads, "If Conrad, a.k.a. Concrete, should open the crate... 1186 01:07:27,100 --> 01:07:30,300 "and we know he will... the contract shall be null and void. 1187 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,700 "However, 1188 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:37,700 if Sally and Conrad should learn from their mistakes, the contract shall be reinstated." 1189 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:40,800 I think you two have satisfiied the legal burden oflearning. 1190 01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:42,700 [Both] Yeah! 1191 01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:45,300 So there's just one last game to play. It's called "Clean Up The House." 1192 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:49,800 Kids, meet the Dynamic Industrial Renovating Tractormajigger. 1193 01:07:49,900 --> 01:07:51,700 [Both] D-l-R-T? 1194 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,600 That's right! 1195 01:07:56,500 --> 01:08:00,300 [Chortling] @�It's getting better all the time @� 1196 01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:04,200 @�I used to get mad at my school @� Ta-da! 1197 01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:07,700 @� The teachers who taught me weren't cool @� 1198 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:09,700 @� You're holding me down @� 1199 01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:11,700 @� Turning me 'round @� 1200 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:15,300 @�Filling me up with your rules @� @�Ooh-ooh @� 1201 01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:18,600 @�I've got to admit it's getting better@� @�Better@� 1202 01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:21,200 @�A little better all the time @� 1203 01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:23,300 @�It can't get no worse @� 1204 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:26,200 @�I have to admit it's getting better@� @�Better@� 1205 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,700 @�A little better since you've been mine @� 1206 01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:33,700 - [Cat Chortling] - Hee-hee! [Babbling] 1207 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:37,400 @�Me used to be an angry young man @� 1208 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:40,100 @�Me hiding my head in the sand @� 1209 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:44,200 [Horn Honks] @� You gave me the word I fiinally heard @� 1210 01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:47,800 @�I'm doing the best that I can,yeah @� 1211 01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:50,800 @�I've got to admit it's getting better@� 1212 01:08:50,900 --> 01:08:53,500 @�Better@� @�A little better all the time @� 1213 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,500 @�Can't get no worse @� 1214 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:58,100 @�I have to admit it's getting better@� 1215 01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,300 @�Better@� @�It's getting better@� 1216 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:02,800 @�Since you've been mine @� Oh, yeah! 1217 01:09:02,900 --> 01:09:05,400 @�Getting so much better@� These drapes are so out, 1218 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,100 @�All the time @� they're in! 1219 01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:09,600 @�It's getting better all the time @� [Chortling] Yeah! 1220 01:09:09,700 --> 01:09:12,900 - @�Better, better, better@� - Spin! Spin! 1221 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:16,400 @�It's getting better all the time @� 1222 01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:20,300 @�Better, better, better@� 1223 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:25,400 [Blubbering] 1224 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,900 [Chortling] Ooh! Ooh! 1225 01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:43,000 @�I have to admit it's getting better@� 1226 01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:46,100 @�A little better all the time @� [Barking] 1227 01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:50,300 @�It can't get no worse @� @� Yes, I admit it's getting better@� 1228 01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,400 - @�It's getting better@� - Bye! 1229 01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:54,500 @�Since you've been mine @� 1230 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:58,500 @�Getting so much better all the time @�@� 1231 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:05,300 Okay, we had some good times. 1232 01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,300 We cleaned up the house. 1233 01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:10,000 We even managed to work in an up-tempo pop tune for the sound track. 1234 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:12,100 That's important. 1235 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:16,600 I guess there's just one last thing to check. 1236 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:20,100 [Gurgling] Huh? 1237 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,600 [Dings] 1238 01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:29,300 [Dings] 1239 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:31,500 Looks like everything's in balance, 1240 01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:33,500 but you're still smoking way too many cigars. 1241 01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:37,500 - And you... lay offthe sauce.! - [Chuckles] 1242 01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,600 Cat, 1243 01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:44,100 this day has been... amazing. 1244 01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:46,100 Thank you, Cat. 1245 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:52,500 For everything. 1246 01:10:54,100 --> 01:10:56,000 Conrad? 1247 01:10:57,100 --> 01:10:59,000 Sally? 1248 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,500 Adieu. 1249 01:11:04,900 --> 01:11:07,400 - [Sally] Cat.! - Cat! 1250 01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:09,900 - Huh? - Wait, Cat. - Don't go! 1251 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,600 [Chuckles] 1252 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:13,900 Uh-oh! 1253 01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,100 [Chortling] 1254 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:20,100 All right, kids. This place better not be a mess. 1255 01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,700 I'm... home? 1256 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,100 Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom. 1257 01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:29,200 Miss Walden, home so soon? The children were angels. 1258 01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:31,600 - Thanks, Mrs. Kwan. - Hello, Joan. 1259 01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:34,900 [Gasps] Lawrence, what happened to you? 1260 01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:40,000 They... happened to me. 1261 01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:43,500 Your demonic children. 1262 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,600 [Panting] They destroyed your house.! 1263 01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:49,500 Uh... 1264 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:53,000 [Quinn] The house was alive. The wall was made ofpaper. 1265 01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:57,000 I fell off the cliff. And the giant cat... 1266 01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:01,100 The giant cat! 1267 01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:03,100 [Whispers] Tell her. 1268 01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:06,100 Larry, Larry. 1269 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:08,500 You look terrible, 1270 01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:10,600 and my mom thinks you're insane. 1271 01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:15,400 This is what we in sales call "a win-win scenario." 1272 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:19,900 Joan, you are passing up the opportunity of a lifetime. 1273 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,800 You know what kind ofkid your boy is. 1274 01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:27,300 I mean, who are you going to believe? 1275 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:31,300 You're right. I do know what kind ofkid Conrad is. 1276 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:33,300 He can be irresponsible. 1277 01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,800 Yes! He makes bad choices. 1278 01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:39,500 Sometimes he makes me want to tear my hair out. Yes! Yes! Yes! 1279 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:43,200 But he's a good kid, and I believe in him. 1280 01:12:43,300 --> 01:12:45,600 Now, I'd like you to leave. 1281 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:48,900 Wha... Joan. Joan. 1282 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:52,300 Joan. Joan. 1283 01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:57,400 Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan! [Crying] 1284 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,300 [Sneezes] 1285 01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:03,000 [Groaning] 1286 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:08,800 - Will you marry me, Joan? - [Groans] 1287 01:13:08,900 --> 01:13:11,900 Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan. 1288 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:15,000 [Sobbing] 1289 01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:18,400 [Squeals] Yes! Yeah! 1290 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:20,500 [Both Laughing] [Conrad] Yeah.! 1291 01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:25,400 Oh, that's nice. [Snoring] 1292 01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,800 [People Chattering] 1293 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,800 Mr. Humberfloob? Whoa-ho-ho! 1294 01:13:31,900 --> 01:13:35,900 Almost got me again. Enjoy the party. 1295 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:40,200 Mr. Humberfloob. Joan, the party's a hit and the house is immaculate. 1296 01:13:40,300 --> 01:13:42,400 Congratulations. 1297 01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:44,800 [Woman] Miss Walden. Uh, Miss Walden. 1298 01:13:44,900 --> 01:13:48,000 Chicka-ow, chicka-ow, chica-yee-haw! Hi, Mom! 1299 01:13:48,100 --> 01:13:51,300 Honey, yourcupcakes are a huge hit. What did you put in them? 1300 01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:54,700 Mom, you can make cupcakes out of anything. 1301 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:58,200 Are you telling me you can make cupcakes out ofanything? 1302 01:13:58,300 --> 01:14:01,900 - Anything. - Anything? 1303 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,400 So what did you kids do today, huh? 1304 01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:08,000 [Narrator] Well, what would you do ifyour motherasked you? 1305 01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:11,400 The family was whole, all thanks to the Cat, 1306 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:14,500 who was dashing and charming, no doubt about that. 1307 01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,500 He was witty and cultured... 1308 01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:18,600 and, well, very endearing... 1309 01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:20,800 and tremendously attractive, 1310 01:14:20,900 --> 01:14:23,100 but in a sort of real way. 1311 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:26,400 You know, kind of an approachable way that I think you don't see these days... 1312 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:29,400 [Normal Voice] Oh! Hello! I was just, uh... 1313 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:33,000 I really should be going. [Chuckles] 1314 01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:35,400 How'd they get so smart? 1315 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:39,900 [Whooping] [Chortling] 1316 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:43,100 [All Laughing] Oh, yeah! 1317 01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:45,900 Whoo! 1318 01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:49,200 [Chortling] 1319 01:14:57,400 --> 01:14:59,300 Come on, Things! Let's go! 1320 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:02,800 What's on my schedule for tomorrow? 1321 01:15:02,900 --> 01:15:05,900 What do you say we go on vacation? [Chortling] 1322 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,800 How 'bout Hawaii? I like Hawaii. 1323 01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:13,700 I should warn you, there are certain places that don't allow certain Things. 1324 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:18,700 [Chuckling] Oh, Things are complicated. 1325 01:15:25,300 --> 01:15:33,600 Subrip By PrimeEvil Fixed By Pacman 1326 01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:42,900 @� Things are getting weird Things are getting tough @� 1327 01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:46,300 @�Nothing's making sense but you keep on looking up @� 1328 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:49,800 @� They tell you to be true You're trying every day @� 1329 01:15:49,900 --> 01:15:53,200 @� To keep it on the real Still you gotta fiind a way @� 1330 01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:56,800 @� To make your mama happy To make your papa proud @� 1331 01:15:56,900 --> 01:16:00,100 @� You wanna turn it up but all you hear is "tone it down"@� 1332 01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:03,600 @�So gather'round I'm here to say @� 1333 01:16:03,700 --> 01:16:07,100 @� You'll never make everybody's day @� 1334 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,900 @�But while you're around you might as well @� 1335 01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:13,000 @�Catch the tiger by its tail @� 1336 01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:15,500 @�And hang on hang on, hang on @� 1337 01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:19,000 @�Everybodyjust get on get on, get on @� 1338 01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:22,400 @�Get started and go on, go on, go on @� 1339 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:27,900 @�Everybodyjust hold on @� 1340 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:31,600 @�Sometimes I wanna cry orthrow the towel in @� 1341 01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:35,000 @� You try to bring me down but I'll take it on the chin @� 1342 01:16:35,100 --> 01:16:38,600 @�And everywhere I go the people are the same @� 1343 01:16:38,700 --> 01:16:42,000 @� Theyjust want to know that everything will be okay @� 1344 01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:45,500 @� When things are getting rough they turn it back around @� 1345 01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:48,900 @� You gotta turn it up when they tell you "tone it down"@� 1346 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:52,400 @�So gather'round I'm here to say @� 1347 01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:55,900 @� You'll never make everybody's day @� 1348 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,700 @�But while you're around you might as well @� 1349 01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:01,600 @�Catch the tiger by its tail @� 1350 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:04,200 @�And hang on hang on, hang on @� 1351 01:17:04,300 --> 01:17:07,500 @�Everybodyjust get on, get on, get on @� 1352 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:11,000 @�Get started and go on, go on, go on @� 1353 01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:15,400 @�Everybodyjust hold on @� 1354 01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:20,400 @�Just hang on @� 1355 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:37,500 @�So gather'round I'm here to say @� 1356 01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:41,100 @� You'll never make everybody's day @� 1357 01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,900 @�But while you're around you might as well @� 1358 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:47,000 @�Catch a tiger by its tail @� 1359 01:17:47,100 --> 01:17:49,400 @�And hang on hang on, hang on @� 1360 01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:52,800 @�Everybodyjust get on, get on, get on @� 1361 01:17:52,900 --> 01:17:56,300 @�Get started and go on, go on, go on @� 1362 01:17:56,400 --> 01:18:01,200 @�Everybodyjust hold on @� 1363 01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:03,200 @�Hang on, hang on, hang on @� 1364 01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:06,600 @�Everybodyjust get on, get on, get on @� 1365 01:18:06,700 --> 01:18:10,100 @�Get started and go on, go on, go on @� 1366 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:14,500 @�Everybodyjust hold on @� 1367 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:23,900 @�Just hang on @�@� 107009

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