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The 69th! The 69th prize number!
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Oh, that number...
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It excites me.
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I am the 69th.
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And I want you to take care of me, Mario.
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Oh, yes, you. Mario. Always with Mario.
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Mario here, Mario there.
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Oh, yes.
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Mi-a-chi-a-chi, mi-a-chi-a-chi, mi-a-chi-a-chi-a.
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What do you want me to do for you?
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A massage.
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A massage with a G or a J?
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How do you want your massage? Complete or half-complete?
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Complete.
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Well, cutie...
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Follow me to America.
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Oh, my God.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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What do you think of that asshole?
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Since he came to work here, he's taken all our clients away.
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What kind of massage should I give you?
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We're running out of people.
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I think two pills is more than enough.
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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, for all you want,
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don't let me down again.
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Look, we're almost done.
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It's the last one.
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Mario, my love, where are you, baby? I'm waiting for you.
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I'm coming, desperate.
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You're very angry. I'm coming, baby.
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I'm coming.
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Charlie, don't be scared or frightened. I want you as stiff as before.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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We're going to get away from Matt.
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My heat detector is already activated.
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Mario, my love, do you want me on your shoulders or on your back?
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I'm going to say yes.
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Let's see, my darling.
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How do you want your massage?
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Half lubrication, complete lubrication, change of oil,
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or do you want me to blow into the pillow?
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I want everything, everything, everything.
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Complete service.
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Well, excuse me, ma'am.
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Oh, what is this? What is this?
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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
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Oh, no. Now you do me, daddy.
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We'll fix it right now.
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Enrico, Charros, Charros, Charros.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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No, no, no, no.
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Yes, daddy, yes.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Excuse me.
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Yes, daddy.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Yes, daddy.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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I'm so, so, so horny, and the worst of all is that...
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it doesn't want to work for me.
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And how old are you?
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Maybe...
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thirty-three.
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Tell me the truth.
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Well, fine...
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fifty, a big fifty, and what does that matter?
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What does that matter?
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What do you mean, what does it matter?
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Friend, how do you expect it to work for you?
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After fifty, it's already very difficult.
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How many times do you use it?
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Well, like...
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ten times.
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Ten times a month?
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No, ten times a day.
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Ten times daily?
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My God!
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Yes, of course.
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I'm going to prescribe you something.
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So that you lose the desire and let that penis rest.
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Doc, no, the...
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What I want is for you to prescribe me something, but for what?
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So that it starts working again.
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But how?
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How?
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Well, I trust you a lot.
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You're my great friend.
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I just don't know how to tell you.
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But well, here it goes.
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Charlie has an insatiable appetite.
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Charlie?
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Who's Charlie?
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Charlie!
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Don't tell me that Charlie already...
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No, no, no, that's what I call my twenty-first finger.
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Lately, you know what I've been doing to support my children, and I can't afford to fail.
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And well, I need you to help me out.
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And what do you want me to do?
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Step up like a champ.
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Ah!
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Girls, here comes the crazy one.
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What does she do to the clients that she only spends her time massaging, Karen?
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Who knows? But here she comes, shut up.
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Oh, yes!
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Who's on duty?
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Oh, it's me!
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Let down the cord of your hair and let my body get close and do this to you.
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How are you, girls? Are you okay?
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Oh, you all woke up so beautiful today!
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Have you eaten yet?
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Yes, it shows? Well, keep eating, my dears.
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She's coming, girl! I'm leaving, girl!
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Oh, let go!
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Oh, she's a crazy one!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Hello, what's wrong?
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Hello, how are you? I have an appointment with Mario.
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With that faggot?
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Oh, well I don't know, my queen, but it's...
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No, but no, I don't know if we're going to do it cooler.
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No, no, no, but I don't think you guys can do what they're going to do.
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No, we're going to leave you looking better, because he, honestly, does a bad job and it's not because I'm a gossip, but his hands smell like fish.
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Oh, well that's nice, huh.
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No, seriously, look, and it's not in a bad way, but he does a bad job.
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And he's a bad person, huh.
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Ok, well he's always done a very good job for me, huh.
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Well, I don't think so, but really, I don't know, we're going to leave you looking better.
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Wait, wait.
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Don't tell me anything, I don't think so, I don't think so, I don't think you can do a job like...
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Hey, hey!
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Oh, welcome, my love! How are you?
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Hello, sweetheart.
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Come in, make yourself at home.
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Oh, God forbid I fall victim to your tongues.
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It's a good thing cannibalism doesn't exist anymore, because you all eat people alive.
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Well, little brother, here we are again. Now, what's the emergency?
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Come on, tell me, tell me, don't you ever get tired? Well, how do you do it?
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Damn it, tell me what your secret is.
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Help me support your godchildren, damn it.
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Otherwise, you're going to support them.
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No, no, no, no way in hell, damn it. Besides, they eat like crazy.
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But look, just because you're my little brother, and I love you very much, put this on and believe me, you'll see the results.
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Where do I put it on?
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What do you mean where, dude? Well, on Charly. Didn't you say you want him firm again?
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Well, put it on and you'll see.
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What's happening?
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What's happening?
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Ah!
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Oh, my Charly, my Charly, what am I going to do with you?
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No, no, no, how can you think that? Oh, you've always been my lifelong companion.
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I should have listened to my dad when he gave me advice.
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Yes, I was about 14 years old and he would tell me, "Oh, Mario, don't pull the goose's neck so much, because when you turn 50..."
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Oh, shoot, I'm already 50.
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Oh, but I look like I'm 33.
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Yes, that piece of penis is going to look like a dry, dry gut.
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How much did he tell me to put on?
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Well, I'll put some, let's see, we'll put a little more.
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Oh, don't fail me, my Charly, don't fail me.
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At least two more years, two years.
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You know I have to fulfill all my obligations.
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I need a lot of money to support my children.
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How much did he tell me to put on?
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I'll put it all on.
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Well, since it's already here, well, here on the counter.
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Oh, son, as my grandmother used to say, have a chocolate and pay what you owe.
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Don't be too confident that we have Enrico.
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Yes, he has gotten us out of trouble, but he won't always be there for us.
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So you, get yourself together, I want you to get it up.
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Let's see.
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Enrico, yes, your little herbs did work for me, but only for a little while.
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Yes, you killed my Charly.
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He doesn't move anymore, it's just because I can't reach him, otherwise I'd give him a kiss.
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See, a tear even fell from his little eye.
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Well, when?
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Well, you never told me, I put on the whole little bag.
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The whole little bag? You're such an idiot, Mario.
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Imagine what would happen if you smoked the whole little bag.
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You'd get stupid, right? Well, that's what happened to Charly, he got stupid too.
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Well, I already messed up.
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Hey, Enrico, I need you to keep helping me out.
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Because, well, as long as this doesn't work, well, you're going to keep dropping your pants.
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Yes, whatever you say, little brother, but...
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Are you sure that's what you want?
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Of course, well, yes.
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Help me out and step up like the champs.
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Alright, brother.
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What do you say?
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It's very good.
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The dose is going to run out.
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In this moment, everything that we are experiencing, Mario,
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is out of your control.
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It's out of your control.
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In this moment, everything that we are experiencing, Mario,
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is out of your control.
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I will keep dropping my pants.
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I will keep dropping my pants.
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I don't know what to say.
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I'm so stressed out.
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I can't talk.
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I can't think.
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I'm so tired.
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I can't take it anymore.
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I can't breathe.
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I'm dead.
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It's a requirement of the company. Don't think that...
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It's $7,540.75.
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That much?
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You have 10 children in this school.
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Well, yes, and I had 12, but my wife had 2 left on the way.
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Well, I would have completed the soccer team.
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Look, it's almost 12 and this rice is not cooked.
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Well, can you count?
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Of course.
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Well, look, don't count a lot with me, but look, there it is.
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Pedrito, Fernando, Luisito, Alberto and Javiercito.
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But look, the 75 are there.
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How many?
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Well, between us, I don't think there could be another way to fix this.
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As long as you introduce me to the friend I've seen you with before.
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Ah, of course. We could have started with that.
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That has a solution.
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Let me call him.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Enrico.
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