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{\an8}Please stand back behind the yellow line.
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{\an8}- Hey.
- Hi.
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{\an8}- How are you?
- Good. How are you?
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{\an8}Good.
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{\an8}All right. Come on.
I've only got an hour for lunch.
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{\an8}This is gonna be fun. Isn't it?
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{\an8}I doubt that very much.
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{\an8}"Yes, Laura.
It's going to be lots of fun."
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{\an8}"Yes, Laura.
It's going to be lots of fun."
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{\an8}All right, come on.
Let's get this over with.
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Go, go, go.
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That was exciting.
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This station has step-free access.
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You know this is gonna ruin
our friendship.
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- No, it won't.
- It will. It'll be the end of everything.
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Why?
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Everyone we know who's taken the Test,
soon as they meet their soul mate,
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they vanish.
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That's not true.
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Happens to everyone
soon as they take the Test.
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We've lost too many good people
to this bloody Test.
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They haven't gone to war, Simon.
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No, it's been much worse. They're in love.
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What if he's, like, a hundred years old?
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Then I will love him
for the rest of his life.
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All right. Name one friend from uni
who took the Test who we still see.
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All right. Name one friend from uni
who took the Test who we still see.
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- Jonah.
- Jonah and Vicky the Vortex?
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No. Since he got with her,
he doesn't even reply to texts.
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She might have murdered him,
and we don't even know.
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Or maybe he's happy.
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Yeah, maybe he's happy somewhere in a
basement, tied up, screaming into a sock.
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Okay. This is it.
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Tell me that I'm making a good decision.
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No. Awful.
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Great. Thanks.
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I'm Laura Sharp. Here for the Test.
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Welcome, Miss Sharp.
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Would you like to make your final payment?
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Welcome to soul connex.
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Finding your perfect match
in the blink of an eye.
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Christ.
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Whoever it is, he's paying me back.
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That's the first thing I'll say to him.
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Yeah, it'll be a nice icebreaker.
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Speaking of, I asked Andrea if she'd
go on a date with you and she said yes.
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Speaking of, I asked Andrea if she'd
go on a date with you and she said yes.
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The giant?
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She's not a giant.
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She's, like, 7 foot tall.
That's technically a giant.
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Fine. I'm not gonna set you up with her
and you're gonna die alone.
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Good.
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Here at soul connex,
we make happiness a science.
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You could still do it, you know.
It's not too late.
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I don't wanna do it.
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I would rather just find it.
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Isn't that the whole point? The discovery.
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- You're taking all the fun parts out.
- No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are. Otherwise,
why do you wrap presents?
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Why not just go,
"Here you go. It's a fucking toaster.
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Merry Christmas. I'm off."
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Because that would be horrible.
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Well, that's what you're doing.
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Seriously.
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"Relationship status."
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Fucking tragic?
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You can talk.
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And you'll just head
straight upstairs to the second floor.
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And you'll just head
straight upstairs to the second floor.
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Thank you for doing this.
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Of course.
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Wanted to make the most
of our last day together.
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Stop it.
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We're still gonna see each other
all the time.
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Promise.
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And you're absolutely sure
this isn't all because of Dan?
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No.
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I mean, maybe a little bit.
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It was horrific.
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Yeah.
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Dad hated him.
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He threatened to disown me
if we got married.
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Smart man.
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Miss Sharp, we're ready for you now.
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Right. Well, it's been
a wonderful friendship.
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Very nice knowing you.
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Stop it.
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Go on. Go get your toaster.
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So, we'll just take your blood pressure
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and then get the second phase done.
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and then get the second phase done.
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Hey.
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I'll miss you every single day.
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Uh-oh.
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Yay!
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Are you celebrating?
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My thing? No. Your thing? Yes.
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- Aw, no. Simon, I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine. I didn't really want it.
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It was so much more work.
You know I hate work.
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- Then that's great news. Congratulations.
- It's such great news.
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But seriously, congrats on the launch.
That's huge. I'm dead impressed.
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- I think Andrea might be coming.
- The giant?
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- She's a little bit taller than you.
- So, a giant.
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- You're a prick. This is the guy.
- I'm the guy.
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Is Lukas here?
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No. It's not really his thing.
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A shame.
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Yeah, he's a bit of a square.
But he's my square and I love him.
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Sweet.
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Everyone's getting fucked up tonight,
by the way.
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Everyone's getting fucked up tonight,
by the way.
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Oh, no.
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Yeah, we're celebrating.
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This is them!
Guys, this is my friend Simon.
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Hey. How you doing?
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- Hey. What's your name?
- Joshua.
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Joshua. Good to meet you. Yeah.
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I've known Laura since uni,
since she was, like, 20.
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- So this is big. I'm very proud.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, we're all really proud.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- You've done nothing wrong.
- I have. I screwed her over.
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I don't think
you've really screwed her over.
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- You've done nothing wrong.
- Shit.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, it's so sweet.
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Like, I'll say something totally insincere
to Lukas,
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and then he thinks I'm being serious
and then it turns out I actually am.
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Like, "It hurts my stomach
to be away from you."
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That hurt my stomach.
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- Is that really bad?
- It's horrible.
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Is that how you know you're soul mates?
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Yeah, I think it's the start of it.
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Nice.
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Very promising.
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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- You made it.
- I know.
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- You made it.
- I know.
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I know, so crazy.
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This is Simon. Simon, this is Andrea.
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Hi, Andrea. Good to meet you.
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- Hi, Simon. You all right?
- Yeah.
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Andrea's practicing nursing,
so very impressive that she turned up.
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Oh, great. That's amazing.
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Simon's in journalism, so maybe
there's a crossover there somewhere.
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I don't know.
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But you guys should get a drink
then I'll meet you back here in a sec.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Do you want a drink?
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No, I'm good. I'm good.
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- Do you want a drink?
- Do you want a drink?
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- Yes, please.
- All right. Let's get you a drink.
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- Got a present for you.
- Uh-oh.
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Oh, really?
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Hey. You okay?
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Hey. Yeah. How are you?
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I'm good. What's happening?
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I'm just texting Luke.
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- Yes. Yeah, yeah.
- Everything all right?
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I'm just saying good night and sending him
kisses and gross stuff, you know.
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Don't tell him that I'm smoking.
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Why not? What will he do?
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Lock me in a basement.
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I like that.
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I like that.
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Dad absolutely loves him.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Thinks he's, like, the greatest guy
that's ever lived. He's obsessed.
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Is that bad?
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No, but I'm not used to it.
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You know, he's gonna move here
from Glasgow, so we're moving in together.
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Really?
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Wow.
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That's huge.
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Congrats.
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- Big boy shit.
- Big boy shit.
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It all happened so quickly.
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Do you know that the first time I met him,
I didn't even fancy him?
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I thought that maybe
they'd made a mistake.
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And then your shoulders dropped
and your whole body relaxed.
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And you told me,
"And I felt like I was amongst family."
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And you told me,
"And I felt like I was amongst family."
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And I thought, well,
I don't think you should bang him then.
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It's a really nice story. I'm sorry.
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Where's Andrea?
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I think she's dancing with your mates.
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She keeps banging her head on the ceiling.
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She's really cool, right? Like, it seemed
like you really liked her and stuff.
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She is cool actually. Fair play.
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You should get with her,
and then we can all go on double dates.
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Double dates? That gave me the chills.
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Come on. We should get back.
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I forgot my…
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Get your water.
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- Put out your fucking cigarette.
- No, I'm still smoking.
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It's disgusting.
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She's there.
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- Hey!
- Hey! There you are.
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Yay!
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Giant kiss in the middle. Go!
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- Where's my kiss?
- Okay.
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What's the deal with you two?
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What do you mean?
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You're very, very, very close.
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We went to uni together. We're like BFFs.
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BFFs who never…
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dated?
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Where do you live?
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Vauxhall, you?
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- Clapham.
- No shit.
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- Clapham.
- No shit.
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- How you getting home?
- How you get--
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- Taxi. Right.
- Taxi.
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Go! Fucking go!
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- Hey. You all right?
- Yeah.
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I'm so sorry I was late.
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Everyone was keeping to
the fucking speed limit.
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You okay? We're, like,
ten minutes away, all right?
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This is scary, isn't it?
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- You got a new car?
- Yeah.
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Did you have a little midlife crisis,
and I missed it?
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Is this wipe clean?
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Are we not gonna talk about it?
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If I saw this car in a parking lot,
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I would think that man unfortunately
has lost his willy
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and they have to cruise around
in this knob mobile.
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and they have to cruise around
in this knob mobile.
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You are mean. This is a nice car.
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What did you say to Andrea?
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I didn't say anything.
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I didn't know
if you wanted privacy or whatever.
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Is she at home?
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No. She is at work.
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Oh, shit. Sorry.
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- What? Oh, Jesus.
- I will pay for it.
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But it's wipe clean so we're fine.
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I've got something in my gym bag. Hold on.
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Here you go.
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- Sorry.
- Please don't be. I'm sorry.
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Did I tell you
what happened the other day?
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Have I told you about Sunday?
241
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So, me and Andrea had morning sex, right.
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And it was really good.
It was really good morning sex.
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Well done.
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Yeah, it was so good,
I think people will write about it.
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We were both very pleased with ourselves.
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And we're laying in the afterglow,
and it was, like, genuinely lovely.
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And we lay there
all sort of vulnerable and loved up,
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and she looks me in the eyes and she goes,
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"Why don't I make us some breakfast
250
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,946
and then we can go for a wander
around the farmer's market?"
251
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:48,699
No. What did you say?
252
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,159
I said, "Why don't you shoot me
in the fucking face?"
253
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,247
Oh, shit, Simon.
254
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,959
She was… I think she was quite upset.
255
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,794
Couples just have to do that sometimes,
you know?
256
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,794
Couples just have to do that sometimes,
you know?
257
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:03,714
You gotta do boring things together.
It's like a rite of passage.
258
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,632
Why? Who made that up?
259
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,428
What even happens at a farmer's market?
260
00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:12,264
Are they selling farmers?
What are they selling?
261
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:16,476
Is it the farmers, like,
sat on plinths just being auctioned off?
262
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,312
- And they're like, "He's a nice farmer."
- Stop!
263
00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,606
"We can fatten him up with sausages.
He's delicious."
264
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,816
I can't believe she hasn't left you yet.
265
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,068
I think she just can't find her way
out of the house.
266
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,615
At least you got
a nice new dress out of it.
267
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,335
And I got drugs.
268
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,753
It's a pretty good day.
269
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,005
Not bad.
270
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,430
I never asked you about your promotion.
271
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,016
Didn't get it. Amal got it.
272
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,894
- Who's Amal?
- New guy. Everyone loves him.
273
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,479
Hate Amal.
274
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,065
He does charity work and he's really buff.
275
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,693
- What an arsehole.
- Yeah.
276
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:50,863
I'm sorry.
277
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,573
No, it's good.
278
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:57,619
I'm now, like, the oldest member
of my team, so that's cool, right?
279
00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:00,581
Yeah. It's really cool.
280
00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:00,581
Yeah. It's really cool.
281
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,583
- Pretty cool.
- Yeah, very cool.
282
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:07,838
So, what are you gonna do?
283
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,381
- Kill myself.
- Nice.
284
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,508
Or…
285
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,721
I don't know. Maybe start my own thing.
286
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,057
You should.
287
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:25,939
I might.
288
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,278
I might.
289
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,238
You're already backing out of it.
290
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,162
Sorry I haven't seen you in a while.
291
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:45,834
Andrea's been really hardcore on the PhD,
292
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:51,173
and I've been, you know,
not getting promotions and stuff.
293
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,509
It's okay. I mean, we both have lives.
294
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,265
I just really missed you.
295
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,265
I just really missed you.
296
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:08,982
Me too.
297
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,243
Can I ask you something?
298
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:27,459
Do you think your nurse
had the smallest head you've ever seen?
299
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:35,384
Like, I mean, it was…
Like, a grape would be generous.
300
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,805
Like, a seed of a grape.
301
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:45,519
I don't know
how she brushes her teeth. Where…
302
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,021
There's no toothbrush small enough.
303
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,192
I don't understand
the mechanics of her head.
304
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,114
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
305
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,199
- Shall I get someone?
- No, no, no. Just sit.
306
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:05,122
Baby. Baby, I'm so sorry.
307
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:07,457
- I'm so, so sorry.
- Hey.
308
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,667
I was just too far away.
309
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,751
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
310
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:12,337
I'm so sorry. What's happening?
311
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:16,216
I've seen the nurse, and we have to wait
to see a specialist now.
312
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,301
Okay.
313
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,428
They said someone
was gonna come and get her very soon.
314
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,096
Listen, thank you so much for coming.
315
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,848
- Thanks for coming, seriously.
- Of course. Yeah.
316
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,099
I appreciate it.
317
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,059
Okay. So, what have they said?
318
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:28,604
So, they've taken my blood pressure,
and they've taken blood,
319
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:31,440
and now we just have to wait for a scan
before we can find out anything.
320
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,442
- Hold on. I'm gonna speak to someone.
- No, it's okay.
321
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,110
No. I'm gonna get a nurse.
We need to hurry up.
322
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:36,778
- Hi. Excuse me. So sorry.
- Yeah. Hi.
323
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:37,863
I'm so sorry.
324
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:39,656
I'll go.
325
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:43,952
Thank you.
326
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,262
Okay. So, take me through what happened.
327
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:04,181
I'm sorry.
328
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,322
You okay?
329
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,450
Yeah.
330
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:25,244
You sure?
331
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:28,539
Yeah, I'm sure.
332
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:30,916
Let's go.
333
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,877
- This place is great.
- Very nice.
334
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:36,213
- Good choice. Love the decor.
- Thank you, sir.
335
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:41,343
You honestly… You forget as well that
people still go out and they do stuff and…
336
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,263
Listen, we are honored that
we are your first night out.
337
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,765
It's been so long
since we were all together as well.
338
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:48,851
Well, you've been a bit busy
making a baby.
339
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,561
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's true. We have.
340
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:52,187
- How is she?
- She's good.
341
00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:53,981
She sort of looks like a potato.
342
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,482
- No.
- Yeah, we'll need to see that.
343
00:21:55,566 --> 00:21:57,276
She's an adorable potato.
344
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,403
- Here's a pic.
- Please send pictures.
345
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,946
- Here you go.
- Okay.
346
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,946
- Here you go.
- Okay.
347
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,702
- That is a very cute potato.
- Thank you.
348
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:08,745
How is work, Lukas?
349
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:13,709
It's not bad.
We're moving the lab to St. George's, so…
350
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:15,752
South London.
351
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,964
You know we've moved to Vauxhall.
352
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,008
- Oh, great.
- I don't know if I… Yeah.
353
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,801
- Nice round there?
- Yeah, lovely.
354
00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:25,512
- You two could have lunch sometime.
- Sure.
355
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:26,680
- We could.
- Yeah.
356
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,057
So, who's with the baby?
357
00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:30,392
- Laura's mum's over.
- Yeah.
358
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,312
My dad's got a live-in nurse
at the moment,
359
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:37,274
so my mum's just jumping at
any opportunity to get out of the house.
360
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,442
What happened?
361
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,360
Nothing. His lungs
just aren't doing very well,
362
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,404
so yeah,
he's got full-time care at the moment.
363
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,573
- I'm so sorry.
- Sorry. I didn't know that.
364
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,700
It's okay.
I mean, we haven't spoken in a while.
365
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:47,868
Yeah.
366
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:49,870
Andrea, you're teaching?
367
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,830
Lecturing at Holloway. Yeah.
368
00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:55,125
It's Digital Management,
so it really is as boring as it sounds.
369
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,920
No, that's not right.
I read her lectures. They're great.
370
00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:00,339
She sneaks a load of digital jokes in.
371
00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:00,339
She sneaks a load of digital jokes in.
372
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,466
How come we haven't seen you in so long?
373
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,343
'Cause we've been busy being grown-ups.
374
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,552
And how is it?
375
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:10,807
- It's awful. I hate it.
- It's the worst.
376
00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:14,353
- It's a fucking nightmare.
- You really are completely miserable.
377
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:15,687
It's true.
378
00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:17,689
Are we ready to order?
379
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:19,775
We haven't looked at all. Sorry.
380
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,320
At Andrea's campus,
381
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:28,659
there's this place where there's couples
but also throuples, and quadruples…
382
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:29,743
Quadrouples.
383
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:33,413
And, like, two people who are soul mates,
but the other two are not soul mates
384
00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:37,668
- but they're all fucking and…
- Really?
385
00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:39,837
- …and happy. Right? They're happy?
- Yeah.
386
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,505
- They're soul mates?
- I love it.
387
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:45,342
I mean, yeah. I keep a safe distance,
but I think they look happy.
388
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:46,510
Yeah, I bet.
389
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:51,181
I feel like this Test makes people
feel like there's a person for them,
390
00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:55,561
but I don't believe
that love is just a one-on-one thing.
391
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:58,397
Well, it is. It empirically is.
392
00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,523
We have the Test now,
393
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:05,279
so we know the one person that we're
meant to love, and all the rest is just…
394
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:05,279
so we know the one person that we're
meant to love, and all the rest is just…
395
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:07,197
- I don't know, like--
- Fluff?
396
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:11,034
No. I mean, not… Not fluff.
397
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,287
I don't know. It's hard. Like…
398
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,750
someone who's on
the periphery of your life.
399
00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:20,919
- Charming.
- No, I don't mean. No.
400
00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:23,547
But, hey, if it hadn't been for you
401
00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:26,842
giving Laura the money
and taking her to the Test,
402
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:28,177
I'd never have met her, so…
403
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:29,887
- She still owes me that money.
- Yep.
404
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:30,971
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
405
00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,556
What? You took her for the Test?
406
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,558
- Yeah.
- I never knew that.
407
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,185
Yeah, never came up.
408
00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:37,477
You never told me.
409
00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,021
- Never came up.
- Okay.
410
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:41,064
I don't know how I feel
about the Test anymore.
411
00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:43,192
- Oh, good. That's nice to hear.
- No.
412
00:24:43,275 --> 00:24:48,197
I mean, obviously, we're really lucky
and we're in love and that's great.
413
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,866
- "Great."
- But I'll rephrase it.
414
00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:54,161
I'm so happy that I took the Test.
415
00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:59,291
I am so happy that we're together
and in love and all of it,
416
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:03,420
but I thought that it was gonna help
make life more linear
417
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:03,420
but I thought that it was gonna help
make life more linear
418
00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:08,091
and I thought it was gonna fix
all of my shit and it hasn't.
419
00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,969
I'm still me,
so maybe I should've just gone to therapy.
420
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,889
That is the alternative.
Are you doing therapy now?
421
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:15,432
- No.
- Good for you.
422
00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:16,517
Yeah.
423
00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:20,229
I think what it did was it led me to you…
424
00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:23,732
and you're my person
and you're in my life.
425
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:28,111
When things are really difficult,
you're there for me.
426
00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:32,366
We share that,
and I think that's really beautiful.
427
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:36,745
I feel very lucky to have that.
428
00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:40,832
Well, I happen to like being in your life
through all the difficult things, so…
429
00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:46,171
See?
430
00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:48,257
- It worked.
- Here we go.
431
00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:50,342
- I'm not making a joke.
- You're totally about to make a joke.
432
00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:51,510
I'm not. I swear.
433
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,470
You hate the Test.
434
00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:55,973
I mean, it's not for me.
435
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,057
I wouldn't take it,
436
00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:02,521
but I see couples like you two
and it clearly works, so…
437
00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:02,521
but I see couples like you two
and it clearly works, so…
438
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,315
Thank you, mate. We appreciate that.
439
00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:07,442
I mean, me and Laura certainly think so.
440
00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:10,320
I was trying to pay her to leave
at the interval.
441
00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:11,655
- You recommend it then?
- Yeah.
442
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:14,950
I mean, if you've got four hours
and you hate yourself, go for it.
443
00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:17,202
- Four hours?
- I'd recommend.
444
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:18,287
My God.
445
00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:19,746
- Hey, guys.
- This is us.
446
00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:22,207
What? Oh, well, we're down here.
447
00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,626
We should maybe go for one more drink.
What do you think?
448
00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:25,878
- I…
- One more?
449
00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,755
- Listen, it was great to see you.
- Great to see you, man.
450
00:26:28,839 --> 00:26:30,757
- Let's do lunch?
- Congratulations.
451
00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:32,718
- So lovely to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
452
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:36,555
I am… I'm up at 6:00,
so you guys go if you like.
453
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,348
- One more drink?
- I have…
454
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:41,018
I've got those seminars
that I haven't prepped, so…
455
00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:42,102
That's true. Fair enough.
456
00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:43,228
But you go.
457
00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:45,439
You should.
458
00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:48,442
No, I got big meetings and stuff.
I can't go.
459
00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:49,818
It's good to see you.
460
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,361
Okay.
461
00:26:51,862 --> 00:26:53,989
- I hate you being a grown up.
- Yeah, it's shit.
462
00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:55,532
- See you later. Take care.
- Bye.
463
00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:57,159
- Cheers.
- Cheers, mate.
464
00:26:57,242 --> 00:26:58,493
Great night. Take it easy.
465
00:26:59,328 --> 00:27:00,329
Hey.
466
00:26:59,328 --> 00:27:00,329
Hey.
467
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,042
Hey. What's up?
468
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:06,126
I'm fine.
469
00:27:07,169 --> 00:27:08,295
What's happened?
470
00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:11,131
I just knew it. I knew it.
471
00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:14,384
- What are you talking about?
- I knew it. I'm such a fucking idiot.
472
00:27:14,468 --> 00:27:15,677
- Andrea.
- It's okay.
473
00:27:15,761 --> 00:27:17,221
It's all right. I've always known.
474
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:19,014
Andrea. Hey.
475
00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:20,974
Talk to me.
476
00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,184
I just wanna go home.
477
00:27:40,911 --> 00:27:42,579
- Hey!
- Hey.
478
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,081
How are you?
479
00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:47,292
- Fab! How are you?
- I'm great.
480
00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:49,753
- Let's go.
- Okay.
481
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,942
You really didn't have to come get me.
I could've got a cab.
482
00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:13,569
Aren't there people you've gotta talk to?
483
00:28:13,652 --> 00:28:16,989
Oh, my God. No, any excuse
to get away from those people.
484
00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:22,703
They look at me and they say,
"I'm sorry for your loss."
485
00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:25,956
And I say, "Thank you."
486
00:28:26,582 --> 00:28:31,795
And then they just stare
as if I'm supposed to have another line.
487
00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:32,963
I mean, what's the script?
488
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:35,007
What are you supposed to do?
I don't have any idea.
489
00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:37,926
I think you're supposed to say,
490
00:28:38,552 --> 00:28:42,181
"Thank you,
but he was a massive homophobe."
491
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,988
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
492
00:28:58,906 --> 00:29:01,158
Thank you. Thanks for coming.
493
00:28:58,906 --> 00:29:01,158
Thank you. Thanks for coming.
494
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,038
- Hi.
- Good to see you.
495
00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:07,372
Yes, it's nice to see you.
496
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:12,419
He didn't retire for 42 years.
497
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:16,798
He wanted to end on a round number,
but he couldn't bring himself to stop.
498
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:19,801
And when he finally did retire,
499
00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:23,222
it was because he physically
couldn't do it anymore.
500
00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:26,183
It's been really wonderful
501
00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:30,521
hearing his old employees reminisce
about the kind of person he was,
502
00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:35,067
that he was a decent man,
was a man of ethics.
503
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,695
He was also stubborn.
He was very stubborn.
504
00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:42,950
And he used to hold on to grudges
like they were precious gems.
505
00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:46,537
I remember when I was six years old,
he took me into his work,
506
00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:49,331
and I did a poo in his secretary's bin.
507
00:29:54,253 --> 00:29:57,506
But he never forgave me for that…
508
00:29:59,758 --> 00:30:02,344
and he brought it up in front
of every boyfriend I ever had.
509
00:29:59,758 --> 00:30:02,344
and he brought it up in front
of every boyfriend I ever had.
510
00:30:07,558 --> 00:30:09,309
I should've written something down.
511
00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,688
You mean you didn't plan
the shit in the bin bit?
512
00:30:15,524 --> 00:30:16,900
Was it really bad?
513
00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,362
It was moving.
514
00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:27,202
Have you got anything stronger?
515
00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:30,247
Sorry,
I didn't bring more pills to a wake.
516
00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:31,498
I'm an idiot.
517
00:30:36,378 --> 00:30:37,754
I heard about you and Andrea.
518
00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:43,093
For what it's worth, I thought
you two were really great together.
519
00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:45,053
We were.
520
00:30:46,889 --> 00:30:48,307
We were.
521
00:30:51,101 --> 00:30:52,352
What did you do?
522
00:30:53,645 --> 00:30:56,899
Nothing, but thank you
for assuming it was me.
523
00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:58,066
You're welcome.
524
00:31:00,569 --> 00:31:01,570
I don't know.
525
00:31:03,113 --> 00:31:04,740
I think it just…
526
00:31:05,991 --> 00:31:10,287
wasn't enough for either of us, I guess.
527
00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:14,374
Luke's been so great.
528
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:17,377
He's unflappable.
529
00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:20,714
He's such a great dad.
530
00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:23,425
He knows when to pretend
to be deaf with both of us.
531
00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:29,056
He works so hard, and he never complains.
532
00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:30,933
Do you know how exhausting it
is to be married to--
533
00:31:31,016 --> 00:31:32,851
He is making us all look bad.
534
00:31:32,935 --> 00:31:34,937
His very existence makes me feel guilty.
535
00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:38,440
Look at him.
536
00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:42,361
Looking after your child
while you're out here looking for gak.
537
00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:54,581
Can I say something?
538
00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:56,625
Oh, God. This sounds ominous.
539
00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:02,840
I think that you should get in touch
with your dad.
540
00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:02,840
I think that you should get in touch
with your dad.
541
00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:04,424
Laura.
542
00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:09,847
I know that you think you're this hard guy
and you don't need anything, but…
543
00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:15,018
there's things that you'll wanna be able
to say and then it's gonna be too late.
544
00:32:23,277 --> 00:32:26,321
Sorry. I don't know even
what happened between the two of you.
545
00:32:30,659 --> 00:32:33,161
- Sorry. I'm a wreck.
- No. I'm sorry.
546
00:32:41,587 --> 00:32:43,172
Haven't told anybody this…
547
00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,467
but I had to go through dad's stuff.
548
00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:49,094
And…
549
00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:53,724
I found an entire box of vintage porn.
550
00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:56,560
Which you are completely entitled to.
551
00:32:56,643 --> 00:32:59,813
That is fantastic news.
Very happy to inherit it.
552
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,608
- It's what he would have wanted.
- Yeah.
553
00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:05,194
Yeah.
554
00:33:05,277 --> 00:33:06,278
Wow.
555
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:13,202
I also found this box of letters.
556
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,997
And they were between him and this woman
557
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,082
that he must have been with
before I was born.
558
00:33:20,042 --> 00:33:21,668
There's hundreds of them.
559
00:33:22,586 --> 00:33:25,255
And they're all her telling him
about her day
560
00:33:25,339 --> 00:33:31,178
and how much she misses him
and that she never questions his decision.
561
00:33:32,513 --> 00:33:37,434
But not a day goes by in her life
where she doesn't, like…
562
00:33:37,518 --> 00:33:39,269
And he was always writing back to her.
563
00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:41,772
He never was seeing her.
He was just writing to her.
564
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,566
And he kept them.
565
00:33:45,901 --> 00:33:47,027
Every single one.
566
00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:51,365
There's so much love in those letters.
567
00:33:52,491 --> 00:33:54,326
I never saw that with him and my mum.
568
00:33:57,412 --> 00:33:58,497
Geez.
569
00:33:58,580 --> 00:33:59,581
Yeah.
570
00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:04,711
Really broke my heart.
Like, why didn't he just go to her?
571
00:34:16,514 --> 00:34:17,891
'Cause he was with your mum.
572
00:34:20,435 --> 00:34:21,853
'Cause he had you.
573
00:34:23,647 --> 00:34:25,232
'Cause he was a decent man.
574
00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:29,194
Because…
575
00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,114
that's how life is.
576
00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:35,742
Isn't it?
577
00:34:52,217 --> 00:34:53,467
Get us a beer.
578
00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:55,971
All right, geezer.
579
00:34:59,892 --> 00:35:01,977
The day I took the Test,
580
00:34:59,892 --> 00:35:01,977
The day I took the Test,
581
00:35:03,604 --> 00:35:06,607
did you give me the money
because you thought it might be you?
582
00:35:18,827 --> 00:35:19,995
Nah.
583
00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:34,092
Good to see ya.
584
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,761
Thank you for coming.
585
00:35:35,844 --> 00:35:37,346
Thank you. Appreciate it.
586
00:35:39,223 --> 00:35:40,682
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
587
00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:42,017
- Great to see you.
- How you doing, man?
588
00:35:42,893 --> 00:35:44,311
- You know.
- Yeah.
589
00:35:44,853 --> 00:35:46,021
Thanks for coming.
590
00:35:46,104 --> 00:35:48,065
- Lovely service.
- Thank you.
591
00:35:49,441 --> 00:35:50,859
Laura was nervous, you know?
592
00:35:50,943 --> 00:35:52,861
- So…
- She did great.
593
00:35:52,945 --> 00:35:53,946
She did.
594
00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:56,198
She did.
595
00:35:57,074 --> 00:35:58,867
It's been hard recently.
596
00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:01,703
I think she needs you.
597
00:36:02,371 --> 00:36:06,291
She would never admit it,
but you know how she can get.
598
00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:09,711
Yeah. I think so.
599
00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:13,674
Yeah, last month
she didn't get out of bed for a week.
600
00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:16,844
It was the worst I'd ever seen her.
601
00:36:19,263 --> 00:36:20,681
She didn't tell me that.
602
00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:27,604
You know, you've always been
who she turns to
603
00:36:27,688 --> 00:36:29,439
when she wants to get out of her head.
604
00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:31,900
And you two have got jokes I'll never get.
605
00:36:34,403 --> 00:36:35,571
And…
606
00:36:37,114 --> 00:36:40,409
You know, you've been there
whenever she's needed it.
607
00:36:43,328 --> 00:36:47,207
And I just wanna say it's appreciated.
Massively, by both of us.
608
00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:50,627
You're welcome.
609
00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:53,881
- Thanks, man.
- Thank you.
610
00:36:58,635 --> 00:37:00,971
- Right. I better…
- Yeah, you should.
611
00:36:58,635 --> 00:37:00,971
- Right. I better…
- Yeah, you should.
612
00:37:01,054 --> 00:37:03,140
- I'll see you in a little while. Okay?
- Yeah.
613
00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,224
Hey, guys.
614
00:37:11,690 --> 00:37:14,234
What you gonna do tonight?
Do you know yet?
615
00:37:15,444 --> 00:37:18,864
Maybe you could see the trolls,
what they're doing.
616
00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:21,158
- I don't want--
- Hey.
617
00:37:21,742 --> 00:37:22,826
Hey.
618
00:37:24,661 --> 00:37:26,538
- I gotta go.
- You're joking.
619
00:37:26,622 --> 00:37:30,834
I got to be in by 8:00.
It's work stuff. Big boss shit.
620
00:37:30,918 --> 00:37:32,085
Please stay.
621
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,797
You have to talk to
at least some of these people.
622
00:37:36,757 --> 00:37:38,300
Don't make me do that.
623
00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:42,513
Hey. It was good to see you.
624
00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:43,931
I'm sorry for your loss.
625
00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:46,099
Are you being sincere?
626
00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:48,393
It looks like it.
627
00:37:50,938 --> 00:37:51,939
Sascha.
628
00:37:53,524 --> 00:37:54,525
Sascha.
629
00:37:55,192 --> 00:37:57,819
My goodness. So strong.
630
00:38:02,324 --> 00:38:03,700
Let's go find Daddy.
631
00:38:07,329 --> 00:38:08,747
- Daddy.
- What's up?
632
00:38:08,830 --> 00:38:10,499
I don't want to go, Daddy.
633
00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:11,834
Where do you want to go?
634
00:38:55,752 --> 00:38:56,753
Fuck.
635
00:40:59,334 --> 00:41:00,335
Laura.
636
00:40:59,334 --> 00:41:00,335
Laura.
637
00:41:08,177 --> 00:41:09,553
Fuck.
638
00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,447
- Hey.
- Hey.
639
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:30,365
Let's get this over with.
I've gotta get back.
640
00:41:34,995 --> 00:41:36,705
- Do you want a coffee?
- Yeah.
641
00:41:40,959 --> 00:41:43,170
Hey. Could I get two black coffees please?
642
00:41:43,253 --> 00:41:45,130
- Of course, you can.
- Great. Thanks.
643
00:41:50,135 --> 00:41:51,970
- There you go.
- Thank you.
644
00:42:04,775 --> 00:42:06,151
Thanks for meeting me.
645
00:42:07,069 --> 00:42:09,321
I am this close
to getting a restraining order.
646
00:42:09,404 --> 00:42:11,031
Laura. I've been in hell.
647
00:42:11,949 --> 00:42:15,369
You come over, it's amazing.
You don't say a word and you leave.
648
00:42:15,452 --> 00:42:17,454
I've been texting, I've been calling.
649
00:42:17,538 --> 00:42:19,206
I didn't know if something
had happened to you.
650
00:42:19,289 --> 00:42:21,750
I only came to your office
to make sure you were still alive.
651
00:42:21,834 --> 00:42:23,794
I don't understand what happened.
652
00:42:24,586 --> 00:42:26,380
Well, you took advantage of me.
653
00:42:26,463 --> 00:42:28,549
You came to my house
at 2:00 in the morning.
654
00:42:29,049 --> 00:42:30,050
I was vulnerable.
655
00:42:31,009 --> 00:42:32,594
You kissed me, Laura.
656
00:42:32,678 --> 00:42:34,388
My dad had just died.
657
00:42:37,057 --> 00:42:39,226
You took advantage of me
at the lowest possible moment.
658
00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:42,479
- I'm not going to forgive you for that.
- You can't act like this was all just me.
659
00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:43,939
I'm married.
660
00:42:45,691 --> 00:42:49,444
I wish I could… erase the whole thing.
661
00:42:51,822 --> 00:42:54,324
Because I feel
like a complete piece of shit.
662
00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:55,951
And I go home, and I have to live with it.
663
00:42:56,034 --> 00:42:58,203
And you just swan around.
You can fuck whoever you want.
664
00:42:58,287 --> 00:43:00,497
What the fuck are you talking about,
Laura?
665
00:42:58,287 --> 00:43:00,497
What the fuck are you talking about,
Laura?
666
00:43:00,998 --> 00:43:02,291
I've been going insane.
667
00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:05,169
You can't pretend
it didn't mean something.
668
00:43:05,252 --> 00:43:08,797
It didn't. It didn't mean anything.
669
00:43:11,008 --> 00:43:14,553
I came here to tell you to your face
that I've made a terrible mistake.
670
00:43:15,762 --> 00:43:17,097
- And I'm leaving now.
- Laura.
671
00:43:18,432 --> 00:43:19,766
Laura, this is stupid. Come on.
672
00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:22,060
I'm asking you to please leave me alone.
673
00:43:22,144 --> 00:43:23,770
I really don't want to see you again.
674
00:45:03,412 --> 00:45:05,330
- Madame.
- Don't be weird.
675
00:45:07,165 --> 00:45:09,668
- You okay, guys? Welcome.
- Hey, how you doing?
676
00:45:09,751 --> 00:45:11,461
- How was the drive?
- Yeah. Good, thanks.
677
00:45:11,545 --> 00:45:12,880
Let me get those for you.
678
00:45:14,631 --> 00:45:15,632
Right this way.
679
00:45:23,932 --> 00:45:26,101
Mr. and Mrs. Tavistock,
welcome to your room.
680
00:45:26,185 --> 00:45:28,478
- Wow.
- Thank you very much. Thanks.
681
00:45:30,522 --> 00:45:33,233
Listen. For the record,
I didn't say we were married,
682
00:45:33,317 --> 00:45:34,776
I just booked a room for two.
683
00:45:35,903 --> 00:45:37,946
Oh, no. I know.
I thought it was really funny.
684
00:45:38,030 --> 00:45:39,239
Okay. Good.
685
00:45:48,165 --> 00:45:50,501
Fucking hell.
Look at the size of this bathroom.
686
00:45:51,126 --> 00:45:52,336
It's bigger than a bedroom.
687
00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:55,881
Wow. It's really big.
688
00:45:56,882 --> 00:45:58,509
You can sleep in here if you like.
689
00:45:58,592 --> 00:46:00,219
Sort of ridiculous.
690
00:45:58,592 --> 00:46:00,219
Sort of ridiculous.
691
00:46:00,302 --> 00:46:01,470
Yeah.
692
00:46:04,389 --> 00:46:05,390
Cool.
693
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,521
Champagne.
694
00:46:17,277 --> 00:46:18,654
"Hot stone bliss."
695
00:46:21,073 --> 00:46:22,783
"Mystic rainforest wrap."
696
00:46:23,575 --> 00:46:25,494
Is this what people do?
697
00:46:28,914 --> 00:46:30,666
I feel really nervous.
698
00:46:30,749 --> 00:46:31,834
I feel very nervous, too.
699
00:46:31,917 --> 00:46:35,212
This is why I think
I'm reading out names of treatments.
700
00:46:47,683 --> 00:46:50,936
- What do you wanna do?
- I don't know.
701
00:46:56,525 --> 00:46:57,651
I think…
702
00:46:58,652 --> 00:47:02,865
I think that I should make a call
and then I can turn my phone off.
703
00:46:58,652 --> 00:47:02,865
I think that I should make a call
and then I can turn my phone off.
704
00:47:02,948 --> 00:47:05,158
And I won't worry about it
or obsess over it.
705
00:47:05,242 --> 00:47:06,243
Right.
706
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,497
Why don't I go for a swim
and I'll leave you to it?
707
00:47:10,581 --> 00:47:11,582
Okay.
708
00:47:18,755 --> 00:47:19,756
- Simon.
- Yeah?
709
00:47:20,382 --> 00:47:22,551
This is really, really nice.
710
00:47:25,012 --> 00:47:26,013
Thank you.
711
00:47:27,389 --> 00:47:28,432
Good luck.
712
00:47:28,515 --> 00:47:30,100
- Thanks.
- I'll see you in a bit.
713
00:48:13,769 --> 00:48:15,145
Did you talk to Robbie?
714
00:48:17,689 --> 00:48:19,191
I think that's the right decision.
715
00:48:19,983 --> 00:48:20,984
Yeah.
716
00:48:23,820 --> 00:48:27,032
Yeah, good. I had three meetings today
717
00:48:27,115 --> 00:48:31,745
and so I think I'm just gonna
enjoy the place where I am.
718
00:48:31,828 --> 00:48:36,583
And there's a big bath, so I'll probably
have a nice bath and…
719
00:48:38,585 --> 00:48:39,586
Yeah.
720
00:48:39,670 --> 00:48:41,380
Will you give her a big kiss from me?
721
00:48:43,382 --> 00:48:44,591
Yeah. Love you too.
722
00:48:46,718 --> 00:48:47,719
Bye.
723
00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:26,925
I was trying to play it cool.
724
00:49:27,009 --> 00:49:28,886
Oh, darling. You're always cool.
725
00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,206
Are you ready for your table now, sir?
726
00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:43,836
Do you know what?
Sorry. Can I just cancel the table?
727
00:50:43,919 --> 00:50:47,130
I'm just gonna stay here and drink.
Thank you.
728
00:51:26,962 --> 00:51:27,963
Hi.
729
00:51:29,590 --> 00:51:30,591
Hi.
730
00:51:35,470 --> 00:51:36,471
Good day?
731
00:51:38,432 --> 00:51:39,975
I went for a walk.
732
00:51:40,058 --> 00:51:41,894
I had a mini panic attack.
733
00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:46,356
Thought about going home.
Nearly did. Came back.
734
00:51:47,065 --> 00:51:48,901
Took a shower. Feel better.
735
00:51:50,277 --> 00:51:51,278
You?
736
00:51:52,654 --> 00:51:56,408
Yeah. I went for a swim.
737
00:51:56,909 --> 00:51:59,203
Thought I'd never see you again.
Tried to drown myself.
738
00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:02,581
Didn't manage it, so I thought…
Try and drink myself to death instead.
739
00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:02,581
Didn't manage it, so I thought…
Try and drink myself to death instead.
740
00:52:02,664 --> 00:52:06,960
But still here. But mostly pretty chill.
741
00:52:14,384 --> 00:52:16,887
This is very grown-up.
742
00:52:16,970 --> 00:52:18,138
Yeah, I know.
743
00:52:19,556 --> 00:52:21,225
Did you bring any pills?
744
00:52:22,351 --> 00:52:24,353
I really thought that was your job.
745
00:52:26,146 --> 00:52:27,231
Damn it.
746
00:52:28,815 --> 00:52:29,816
Thank you.
747
00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:32,694
Any drinks for you, madam?
748
00:52:33,529 --> 00:52:36,865
I assume you don't sell MDMA here? Do you?
749
00:52:38,492 --> 00:52:39,493
I'm sorry.
750
00:52:41,245 --> 00:52:43,205
I'll just have what he's having.
751
00:52:44,039 --> 00:52:45,999
Thank you. I'll leave you that.
Thanks very much.
752
00:52:53,131 --> 00:52:54,633
Sorry. I've just…
753
00:52:54,716 --> 00:52:58,470
I've completely forgotten
how to act normal.
754
00:52:58,554 --> 00:53:02,182
Yeah because it's weird.
It's all fucking weird.
755
00:52:58,554 --> 00:53:02,182
Yeah because it's weird.
It's all fucking weird.
756
00:53:16,405 --> 00:53:18,824
Nice to meet you. I'm Gary.
757
00:53:20,826 --> 00:53:24,037
Gary. Nice to meet you.
758
00:53:24,121 --> 00:53:26,039
I'm Sarah.
759
00:53:26,123 --> 00:53:27,124
Sarah, is it?
760
00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:29,918
So, what brings you over here, Sarah?
761
00:53:30,919 --> 00:53:32,462
I'm here for a conference.
762
00:53:33,046 --> 00:53:34,047
On?
763
00:53:35,257 --> 00:53:36,341
Drug-running.
764
00:53:37,384 --> 00:53:38,677
Pro or anti?
765
00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:44,725
I design boats that operate silently.
766
00:53:44,808 --> 00:53:47,561
Moving product back and forth.
767
00:53:48,270 --> 00:53:49,271
And you?
768
00:53:49,771 --> 00:53:53,025
I'm actually on the run.
769
00:53:53,108 --> 00:53:56,195
I've just embezzled 15 million
of my company's money.
770
00:53:57,779 --> 00:53:58,989
That's really impressive.
771
00:53:59,072 --> 00:54:02,034
Yeah. It was until
they figured out my password.
772
00:53:59,072 --> 00:54:02,034
Yeah. It was until
they figured out my password.
773
00:54:02,117 --> 00:54:04,578
- Well, what was it?
- Garyisalegend41.
774
00:54:07,706 --> 00:54:09,124
Your drink, madam.
775
00:54:10,542 --> 00:54:11,919
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
776
00:54:13,545 --> 00:54:14,546
It's…
777
00:54:15,214 --> 00:54:19,510
It's funny, I'm actually in the market
for a boat as it goes, Sarah.
778
00:54:20,177 --> 00:54:22,262
Need to make my escape to Saint Lucia.
779
00:54:22,346 --> 00:54:24,056
Saint Lucia, is it?
780
00:54:25,891 --> 00:54:27,559
- That's very nice.
- Very nice.
781
00:54:28,268 --> 00:54:29,937
I think I can help you get out there.
782
00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:31,855
- Yeah?
- But there is a catch.
783
00:54:32,564 --> 00:54:34,525
I thought there might be. What is it?
784
00:54:35,901 --> 00:54:39,238
I want in. I'm coming with you.
785
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:42,699
How would that work?
786
00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:47,287
We would have to leave
first thing in the morning.
787
00:54:47,371 --> 00:54:48,747
Get straight to the boat.
788
00:54:48,830 --> 00:54:50,791
We have to get to Saint Lucia
before sunset.
789
00:54:50,874 --> 00:54:52,751
- Fast boat.
- Super fast.
790
00:54:52,835 --> 00:54:54,211
What happens when we get there?
791
00:54:55,462 --> 00:54:57,798
- Buy up all the booze.
- Drink the country dry.
792
00:54:58,549 --> 00:55:00,676
Downshift into pills.
793
00:54:58,549 --> 00:55:00,676
Downshift into pills.
794
00:55:00,759 --> 00:55:03,595
And smack. If they have any.
795
00:55:06,139 --> 00:55:07,558
There is another catch.
796
00:55:08,642 --> 00:55:09,643
What is it?
797
00:55:10,644 --> 00:55:13,689
We would have to be at it all day,
every day
798
00:55:13,772 --> 00:55:16,525
because I have
a voracious sexual appetite.
799
00:55:20,529 --> 00:55:22,990
- Really?
- Yes. Bit of a deal-breaker, I'm afraid.
800
00:55:28,036 --> 00:55:29,246
Well…
801
00:55:30,581 --> 00:55:31,915
If it gets me the boat.
802
00:55:36,587 --> 00:55:37,838
Let's drink to that, Gary.
803
00:55:38,839 --> 00:55:39,840
Why not, hey, Sarah?
804
00:57:01,588 --> 00:57:02,923
Fucking hell.
805
00:57:06,176 --> 00:57:09,429
What about the 7th?
'Cause I'm gonna be in Ireland then.
806
00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:10,639
I'm in Wales then.
807
00:57:10,722 --> 00:57:12,850
That still works.
We can meet halfway in a boat.
808
00:57:13,642 --> 00:57:14,643
It's been decided.
809
00:57:14,726 --> 00:57:18,021
You come find me in Ireland the minute you
finish your boring work thing in Wales.
810
00:57:18,105 --> 00:57:19,731
Are you gonna give me a clue?
Where in Ireland?
811
00:57:19,815 --> 00:57:21,650
No. You have to guess it.
812
00:57:21,733 --> 00:57:23,318
Or I can just text it to you.
813
00:57:23,402 --> 00:57:24,903
Whichever's easiest. But I gotta go.
814
00:57:31,076 --> 00:57:33,328
Lukas is taking Sascha to see
Glasgow Granny next Tuesday.
815
00:57:33,412 --> 00:57:35,205
Maybe we can slip out for a night then.
816
00:57:35,289 --> 00:57:37,207
I've got an interview in Spain next week.
817
00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:38,417
Do you do this just to torture me?
818
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,711
Oh, yes. That is how I arrange my diary.
819
00:57:45,382 --> 00:57:47,885
Next one I can do
is maybe the weekend of the 23rd.
820
00:57:47,968 --> 00:57:50,929
That seems so far away.
What am I meant to do in the meantime?
821
00:57:51,013 --> 00:57:53,473
Make a cardboard cutout of my face
and put it on the wall.
822
00:57:54,641 --> 00:57:56,518
- And just stare at it longingly?
- Yeah.
823
00:57:56,602 --> 00:57:58,020
- With an erection?
- Yeah.
824
00:57:58,103 --> 00:57:59,771
I think you'd be an amazing dad.
825
00:57:59,855 --> 00:58:00,856
Why? Because mine's a cunt?
826
00:57:59,855 --> 00:58:00,856
Why? Because mine's a cunt?
827
00:58:01,982 --> 00:58:02,983
Now.
828
00:58:06,028 --> 00:58:07,821
My mum was asking about you.
829
00:58:07,905 --> 00:58:08,906
Was she?
830
00:58:08,989 --> 00:58:11,533
Yeah. Said, "How is she?
Do you still see her?"
831
00:58:12,034 --> 00:58:14,369
I said, "Yeah, I do." I said,
"You know what? I do see her a bit."
832
00:58:14,453 --> 00:58:16,914
I said, "We're actually
still really good friends."
833
00:58:16,997 --> 00:58:18,165
She was very happy to hear that.
834
00:58:18,248 --> 00:58:19,917
Is that what you said? We're good friends?
835
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,961
- I said we're, like, really close.
- So close.
836
00:58:23,045 --> 00:58:26,548
I said we're so close
that I'm actually inside her sometimes.
837
00:58:41,813 --> 00:58:43,649
- Now.
- Nowhere near.
838
00:58:45,067 --> 00:58:46,568
How old were you when they split up?
839
00:58:47,152 --> 00:58:48,737
Just like eight or nine.
840
00:58:48,820 --> 00:58:50,405
Did you still see him after that?
841
00:58:50,489 --> 00:58:56,078
Well, he had this new girlfriend,
and she was a drunk and horrible.
842
00:58:56,161 --> 00:58:59,998
And one weekend he picked me up
and we were in the car,
843
00:59:00,082 --> 00:59:03,627
and I said to him that
I just didn't want to go there.
844
00:59:03,710 --> 00:59:07,005
And I was like, "Can we just
hang out, just the two of us?"
845
00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:09,383
And he went really, really quiet.
846
00:59:09,883 --> 00:59:11,510
And he turned the car around,
847
00:59:12,177 --> 00:59:15,848
and he drove me back home,
and he dropped me off.
848
00:59:17,683 --> 00:59:19,643
And that was the last time
we ever saw him.
849
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,650
What's this look?
850
00:59:27,442 --> 00:59:30,487
You know that when you're open
with me, it really turns me on?
851
00:59:30,571 --> 00:59:31,780
Fucking hell.
852
00:59:32,823 --> 00:59:34,324
You are a pervert.
853
00:59:48,630 --> 00:59:50,424
I got called in the other day.
854
00:59:52,259 --> 00:59:56,263
They want me to open
an office in Hong Kong.
855
00:59:57,806 --> 00:59:59,349
They're trying to go international.
856
01:00:09,943 --> 01:00:12,154
That sounds like quite a big opportunity.
857
01:00:13,155 --> 01:00:14,156
Yeah.
858
01:00:16,241 --> 01:00:18,160
Would take me very far away.
859
01:00:21,205 --> 01:00:22,206
Yeah.
860
01:00:44,811 --> 01:00:46,271
Right. I'll walk you.
861
01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:47,981
No, it's okay.
862
01:00:48,857 --> 01:00:49,983
- Sure?
- Yeah.
863
01:00:52,486 --> 01:00:53,570
Thanks.
864
01:01:00,410 --> 01:01:01,745
I can't leave Lukas.
865
01:01:02,996 --> 01:01:04,414
And I would never ask you to.
866
01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:09,670
I love you.
867
01:01:12,923 --> 01:01:13,924
Yeah?
868
01:01:16,176 --> 01:01:17,177
I love you too.
869
01:01:19,638 --> 01:01:20,639
Get out of here.
870
01:01:46,915 --> 01:01:48,584
I think I just saw Claire go in.
871
01:01:48,667 --> 01:01:51,503
Hey, Simon. Simon.
872
01:01:52,004 --> 01:01:53,005
Hey.
873
01:01:53,505 --> 01:01:54,506
Hey, mate.
874
01:01:56,258 --> 01:01:57,926
- Good to see you.
- You too.
875
01:01:58,719 --> 01:02:00,137
- Hello, you.
- Hello, dickhead.
876
01:01:58,719 --> 01:02:00,137
- Hello, you.
- Hello, dickhead.
877
01:02:02,806 --> 01:02:04,057
How's it going?
878
01:02:04,141 --> 01:02:05,184
Yeah. Good.
879
01:02:05,267 --> 01:02:07,311
Should we go to the… Should we go on in?
880
01:02:07,394 --> 01:02:08,520
- Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.
881
01:02:08,604 --> 01:02:10,731
- Great.
- You get parked all right?
882
01:02:10,814 --> 01:02:12,900
- Just down there a bit.
- Oh, nice.
883
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:14,443
Listen…
884
01:02:15,527 --> 01:02:18,822
be good if you and me could
have a proper chat later.
885
01:02:19,865 --> 01:02:21,617
Yeah. Sure.
886
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:22,701
Nice one.
887
01:02:23,202 --> 01:02:25,078
How are ya? Looking forward to today.
888
01:02:25,162 --> 01:02:28,582
Ladies and gentlemen,
please stand for the bride and bride.
889
01:02:34,922 --> 01:02:35,923
Beautiful!
890
01:02:55,943 --> 01:02:56,944
There he is.
891
01:02:57,986 --> 01:03:00,155
- Hey, mate. How you doing?
- Hey.
892
01:02:57,986 --> 01:03:00,155
- Hey, mate. How you doing?
- Hey.
893
01:03:00,239 --> 01:03:01,949
- Good, man. Hey.
- Having a good night?
894
01:03:02,032 --> 01:03:03,116
Yeah. Good. You?
895
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,494
Yeah. Brilliant. Oh, yeah.
Let me get you a drink.
896
01:03:05,577 --> 01:03:08,455
I just ordered a whole round.
Do you want something?
897
01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:11,750
- Yeah, fuck it. Tequila.
- Okay.
898
01:03:11,834 --> 01:03:14,419
Excuse me, man.
Sorry. Can I also get a tequila?
899
01:03:14,503 --> 01:03:15,712
- Cheers.
- Thank you.
900
01:03:15,796 --> 01:03:18,841
- So, how you doing? You good?
- Yeah. I'm good. How are you?
901
01:03:18,924 --> 01:03:22,427
Yeah. Things are pretty great, actually.
902
01:03:23,762 --> 01:03:26,139
Sascha's at such a great age,
903
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:27,975
and Laura's…
904
01:03:29,142 --> 01:03:33,647
Laura's in a good place right now.
So, I feel very lucky.
905
01:03:34,606 --> 01:03:36,567
I'm glad to hear it.
906
01:03:36,650 --> 01:03:37,901
Thanks.
907
01:03:43,532 --> 01:03:45,367
Listen, Simon, I've got to ask.
908
01:03:47,536 --> 01:03:49,538
Has something happened with you and Laura?
909
01:03:51,373 --> 01:03:52,374
What do you mean?
910
01:03:52,958 --> 01:03:54,585
I don't know. Did something happen?
911
01:03:54,668 --> 01:03:59,089
I feel like we haven't seen you in, like,
a year or something, man.
912
01:04:00,132 --> 01:04:02,426
Look, whatever it is,
I'm sure we can work it out.
913
01:04:03,093 --> 01:04:04,970
I'm sure Laura misses you. I do.
914
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:07,931
Man, no.
915
01:04:08,015 --> 01:04:11,643
We're good. I mean,
we're the same as ever, I think.
916
01:04:12,144 --> 01:04:13,395
At least as far as I'm concerned.
917
01:04:13,478 --> 01:04:16,148
I've just been fucking so busy with work.
918
01:04:16,231 --> 01:04:17,774
I haven't seen anyone is the truth.
919
01:04:17,858 --> 01:04:19,943
Okay. Yeah. You sure?
920
01:04:20,027 --> 01:04:23,739
I think so. Yeah.
Unless she said something. I'm…
921
01:04:24,239 --> 01:04:27,367
- No. No, look… Hey, look…
- Yeah. There…
922
01:04:27,451 --> 01:04:29,411
- …good. I'm glad. I was worried.
- Okay.
923
01:04:29,494 --> 01:04:33,332
It's just… Well, it's just fucking better
when you're in our lives.
924
01:04:33,916 --> 01:04:35,501
- So…
- Man, that's…
925
01:04:37,169 --> 01:04:39,713
- You're very kind, and I appreciate that.
- No worries.
926
01:04:40,339 --> 01:04:41,715
Wait. So, listen, what's going on?
927
01:04:41,798 --> 01:04:46,136
Laura said that
you've taken a job in Hong Kong.
928
01:04:47,262 --> 01:04:49,515
No. I had to let that go. I…
929
01:04:49,598 --> 01:04:51,225
I had too much going on here.
930
01:04:51,308 --> 01:04:53,685
Cheers, pal. Right, right.
931
01:04:54,603 --> 01:04:56,522
Right, yeah. Lots keeping you here.
932
01:04:57,356 --> 01:04:59,358
I should get these back to people,
'cause they're gonna…
933
01:04:59,441 --> 01:05:01,818
- No. I know, sorry.
- No. You're… I'm glad we got to catch up.
934
01:04:59,441 --> 01:05:01,818
- No. I know, sorry.
- No. You're… I'm glad we got to catch up.
935
01:05:01,902 --> 01:05:03,529
- Right. Me too.
- Listen, I'll see you in a bit.
936
01:05:03,612 --> 01:05:05,197
- Okay. See you in a bit.
- Thank you.
937
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,824
Throwing some shapes here.
You better not be drink-driving.
938
01:05:07,908 --> 01:05:09,201
No. This is zero alcohol.
939
01:05:09,284 --> 01:05:10,994
Good man. Right, I'll see you in a bit.
940
01:06:42,503 --> 01:06:47,799
SA-84 to Amsterdam
is departing in ten minutes from gate ten.
941
01:06:48,592 --> 01:06:52,554
Final call. Flight SA-84 to Amsterdam.
942
01:06:53,889 --> 01:06:54,973
Hey. Where are you?
943
01:06:55,057 --> 01:06:56,808
Hey. Look…
944
01:06:57,893 --> 01:07:00,270
I'm still at home.
I don't think I'm gonna make it.
945
01:06:57,893 --> 01:07:00,270
I'm still at home.
I don't think I'm gonna make it.
946
01:07:00,354 --> 01:07:01,730
- You're joking.
- I know. I'm sorry.
947
01:07:01,813 --> 01:07:03,857
I said that I was gonna go away
with Jennie for press,
948
01:07:03,941 --> 01:07:05,442
and then, well,
she couldn't get a hold of me.
949
01:07:05,526 --> 01:07:07,903
She called Lukas,
and it's been a fucking nightmare.
950
01:07:08,904 --> 01:07:09,905
Are you there now?
951
01:07:09,988 --> 01:07:13,075
Yeah. I'm stood in departures
like a fucking plum.
952
01:07:13,158 --> 01:07:15,202
I'm sorry. I want to be there.
953
01:07:15,285 --> 01:07:20,290
No. Don't be.
It's fine. It's just… disappointing.
954
01:07:20,374 --> 01:07:21,750
Maybe you should go anyway.
955
01:07:21,834 --> 01:07:23,377
It could be a nice solo trip.
It's all booked.
956
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:24,962
No. It's pointless without you.
957
01:07:25,838 --> 01:07:26,839
I'm sorry.
958
01:07:26,922 --> 01:07:28,423
Please stop apologizing. I'm not…
959
01:07:28,507 --> 01:07:30,467
- Laura, seen the car keys anywhere?
- …annoyed at you. I'm just…
960
01:07:30,551 --> 01:07:32,845
- I think I have to go. I'm sorry.
- …I was really looking forward…
961
01:07:32,928 --> 01:07:33,929
to actually…
962
01:07:52,823 --> 01:07:53,949
Yes.
963
01:08:23,103 --> 01:08:24,438
I can't steer!
964
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:27,774
- I'm so bad. Is your chair moving?
- No.
965
01:08:33,654 --> 01:08:35,616
Well done. You win!
966
01:08:36,867 --> 01:08:39,578
Yeah. Beautiful.
967
01:08:40,953 --> 01:08:41,955
Yeah.
968
01:08:43,582 --> 01:08:44,666
Yes.
969
01:08:47,085 --> 01:08:48,712
Okay, don't go too far.
970
01:08:49,337 --> 01:08:51,590
Game over. Wanna try again?
971
01:08:59,014 --> 01:09:01,433
- Bullshit.
- Game over.
972
01:08:59,014 --> 01:09:01,433
- Bullshit.
- Game over.
973
01:09:01,517 --> 01:09:04,603
- Right. Down the Clown?
- Yeah.
974
01:09:04,685 --> 01:09:08,189
Shit. Lukas, I'm so sorry.
I've completely messed up the dates.
975
01:09:08,689 --> 01:09:12,569
Yeah. No, no, no. It's fine.
It's absolutely fine. I can cancel it.
976
01:09:14,321 --> 01:09:18,158
Yeah. Well, I'll come home
first thing tomorrow.
977
01:09:18,242 --> 01:09:21,411
I can leave early. No, no, no. No worries.
978
01:09:21,495 --> 01:09:23,538
Give her a kiss from me, okay? Love you.
979
01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:30,045
Do you ever think about Andrea?
980
01:09:38,679 --> 01:09:39,680
Sometimes.
981
01:09:45,644 --> 01:09:47,187
She knew, didn't she?
982
01:09:54,987 --> 01:09:56,071
Did you love her?
983
01:10:02,619 --> 01:10:03,620
I tried to.
984
01:10:10,252 --> 01:10:11,253
Sorry.
985
01:10:13,172 --> 01:10:14,173
Don't be.
986
01:10:15,924 --> 01:10:17,551
It was never like it is with you.
987
01:10:20,762 --> 01:10:24,391
I know, but she must
look over every moment
988
01:10:24,474 --> 01:10:28,270
and wonder if when you said, "I love you,"
you really meant it.
989
01:10:30,564 --> 01:10:31,732
What's going on?
990
01:10:38,238 --> 01:10:39,823
We hurt people.
991
01:10:40,991 --> 01:10:43,285
And they don't even know
that we're doing it to them.
992
01:10:53,128 --> 01:10:54,630
People get divorced.
993
01:11:00,093 --> 01:11:01,094
Don't.
994
01:11:03,138 --> 01:11:04,973
It happens all the time.
995
01:11:07,351 --> 01:11:08,644
We have a child.
996
01:11:10,103 --> 01:11:12,022
Even people with children.
997
01:11:20,614 --> 01:11:22,741
I'm not going to leave Lukas.
998
01:11:23,742 --> 01:11:26,328
I don't think you really understand
how complicated it is for me.
999
01:11:27,496 --> 01:11:28,830
Do you think it's easy for me?
1000
01:11:29,540 --> 01:11:31,250
Do you know what happens
after we leave each other?
1001
01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:34,837
I have to, like, go home alone
and sit in the dark,
1002
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:37,923
and just wait
until you deign to see me again.
1003
01:11:38,006 --> 01:11:41,134
And I have a husband, and a child,
and a perfect life that I keep ruining.
1004
01:11:41,218 --> 01:11:43,887
And every time he's kind to me,
I feel like a fucking monster.
1005
01:11:43,971 --> 01:11:45,180
I know. I get it.
1006
01:11:45,264 --> 01:11:46,265
No, you don't.
1007
01:11:47,391 --> 01:11:49,434
You don't get it.
You get all the good bits.
1008
01:11:49,518 --> 01:11:52,771
I'm sorry. It's very…
It's easy for you. It just is.
1009
01:12:07,327 --> 01:12:08,328
What are you doing?
1010
01:12:09,204 --> 01:12:11,415
I'm not gonna have an argument
in my fucking pants.
1011
01:12:14,418 --> 01:12:18,463
Okay. Shall I get dressed as well then?
1012
01:12:34,021 --> 01:12:35,480
This isn't enough for me anymore.
1013
01:12:38,567 --> 01:12:39,735
What are you saying?
1014
01:12:40,736 --> 01:12:41,987
You have to leave him.
1015
01:12:43,071 --> 01:12:44,364
Don't. You promised me.
1016
01:12:44,448 --> 01:12:45,490
Yeah. That was years ago.
1017
01:12:45,574 --> 01:12:46,658
No. You promised me.
1018
01:12:46,742 --> 01:12:48,619
People change, Laura.
I'm allowed to change.
1019
01:12:48,702 --> 01:12:50,621
I don't think
you want anything more, Simon.
1020
01:12:50,704 --> 01:12:52,748
There are things
that I keep from you on purpose
1021
01:12:52,831 --> 01:12:54,750
'cause I literally don't think
you could cope with them.
1022
01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:57,711
That's all I want. All I want
is to be with you through all of it.
1023
01:12:57,794 --> 01:12:59,129
But I don't want you to be.
1024
01:12:59,213 --> 01:13:01,840
That's not what we do.
I have somebody for that.
1025
01:12:59,213 --> 01:13:01,840
That's not what we do.
I have somebody for that.
1026
01:13:01,924 --> 01:13:05,344
I love Lukas. I do, and I don't
want to leave him. I told you that.
1027
01:13:05,427 --> 01:13:06,595
I'm sorry.
1028
01:13:23,862 --> 01:13:25,656
Maybe you should take the Test.
1029
01:13:27,407 --> 01:13:29,660
It works. It really does.
It could be good for you.
1030
01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:31,995
That's your answer?
1031
01:13:32,621 --> 01:13:34,289
I want you to be happy.
1032
01:13:34,373 --> 01:13:37,125
I don't need to take the Test.
I already know. It's you.
1033
01:13:37,793 --> 01:13:38,836
You're my soul mate.
1034
01:13:41,588 --> 01:13:42,589
But I'm not.
1035
01:14:07,322 --> 01:14:11,118
I have always been there for you.
Don't tell me I only get the good bits.
1036
01:14:11,660 --> 01:14:14,913
I've given up half my life for you
because I love you. Is that not clear?
1037
01:14:14,997 --> 01:14:16,665
But this is all it was ever gonna be.
1038
01:14:20,878 --> 01:14:21,879
Yeah.
1039
01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:26,466
Fuck's sake.
1040
01:14:26,550 --> 01:14:27,926
You're actually leaving?
1041
01:14:29,011 --> 01:14:32,389
Don't be so stupid.
You're being a fucking child.
1042
01:14:32,472 --> 01:14:35,517
You're being a fucking child, Simon.
Come back.
1043
01:14:35,601 --> 01:14:37,311
You're being a fucking child.
1044
01:14:38,187 --> 01:14:40,981
But don't worry about me 'cause
I'm gonna be fucking fine without you.
1045
01:14:41,857 --> 01:14:42,858
Yeah. You will be.
1046
01:14:53,076 --> 01:14:54,077
Fuck.
1047
01:15:08,967 --> 01:15:11,136
- Hey.
- Don't get up.
1048
01:15:11,929 --> 01:15:13,931
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
1049
01:15:14,014 --> 01:15:16,517
- Thanks for coming.
- So sorry. I'm so late.
1050
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:18,852
Don't be silly.
It's London. It's rush hour.
1051
01:15:18,936 --> 01:15:20,395
- You ran.
- Yeah.
1052
01:15:30,822 --> 01:15:31,823
Hey.
1053
01:15:32,658 --> 01:15:36,245
Hi. It is so good to see you.
1054
01:15:36,787 --> 01:15:37,788
Yeah.
1055
01:15:37,871 --> 01:15:40,249
Manny did a thing for my magazine once.
1056
01:15:40,916 --> 01:15:43,335
He said that you'd had
a series of terrible dates.
1057
01:15:43,418 --> 01:15:44,962
- He's not wrong.
- Right.
1058
01:15:45,045 --> 01:15:47,047
He said to me, "You have to meet her
1059
01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:49,466
because everyone she's met recently
is a massive dick."
1060
01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:51,844
And I thought, "So, what,
you're just adding me to that list?"
1061
01:15:51,927 --> 01:15:53,011
That's how Manny pitched it?
1062
01:15:53,095 --> 01:15:54,388
- That's how Manny set up the date?
- Right.
1063
01:15:54,471 --> 01:15:56,181
- Okay. Right.
- Great. Thanks, Manny.
1064
01:15:57,307 --> 01:15:59,768
Have you ever had it where
you meet the person and you're like,
1065
01:15:59,852 --> 01:16:04,439
"What on earth did I say that made you
think I would get on with this freak?"
1066
01:15:59,852 --> 01:16:04,439
"What on earth did I say that made you
think I would get on with this freak?"
1067
01:16:04,523 --> 01:16:06,525
- I do know exactly what you mean. Yeah.
- Yeah.
1068
01:16:06,608 --> 01:16:08,026
- I've had that a lot.
- Yeah.
1069
01:16:08,110 --> 01:16:09,653
Well, Manny told me
that you hate the Test.
1070
01:16:09,736 --> 01:16:11,405
So, sold me.
1071
01:16:12,155 --> 01:16:14,658
Hate it. Ruined all our lives. You?
1072
01:16:14,741 --> 01:16:15,742
Yeah. Absolutely.
1073
01:16:15,826 --> 01:16:20,163
Wish they'd never found the bloody thing.
Fucking scientists.
1074
01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:26,211
We might be the last two people on earth
still holding out.
1075
01:16:26,295 --> 01:16:29,339
Yeah. Hold that thought.
I'll be back in a minute.
1076
01:16:35,971 --> 01:16:37,890
- His name's Patrice.
- Patrice.
1077
01:16:37,973 --> 01:16:39,349
And he lives in Argentina.
1078
01:16:39,933 --> 01:16:42,186
Yeah. Bit of a nightmare, but,
1079
01:16:42,269 --> 01:16:45,314
yeah, we're seeing each other again
this October, and…
1080
01:16:46,273 --> 01:16:48,942
Yeah. We talk every day,
and he's just really hot.
1081
01:16:49,026 --> 01:16:53,906
This is so brilliant because you were
quite against the Test.
1082
01:16:53,989 --> 01:16:55,407
So, what happened?
1083
01:16:55,490 --> 01:16:56,742
Yeah. Well…
1084
01:16:58,619 --> 01:17:00,329
It was you, actually.
1085
01:16:58,619 --> 01:17:00,329
It was you, actually.
1086
01:17:01,121 --> 01:17:02,206
What? How?
1087
01:17:05,792 --> 01:17:11,131
Look, I know that there was
something going on with Simon.
1088
01:17:11,215 --> 01:17:13,300
Maybe it was something.
Maybe it was nothing.
1089
01:17:13,383 --> 01:17:15,260
I don't know. It doesn't matter.
1090
01:17:16,220 --> 01:17:21,183
I just know that he definitely loved you.
1091
01:17:23,352 --> 01:17:25,187
- And that there was something there.
- But I haven't…
1092
01:17:25,270 --> 01:17:27,397
I mean, I haven't seen Simon in ages.
1093
01:17:27,481 --> 01:17:30,943
Yeah. No. Honestly, it's fine.
I understand it.
1094
01:17:31,026 --> 01:17:34,821
And I was upset about it for, like,
a really long time,
1095
01:17:34,905 --> 01:17:38,825
but I just realize that,
1096
01:17:40,661 --> 01:17:44,373
you know, all this time later
and you're still with Lukas.
1097
01:17:45,374 --> 01:17:47,709
Right? And he's still with you.
1098
01:17:47,793 --> 01:17:49,670
And that's forever.
1099
01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:53,173
And you guys are really happy, right?
1100
01:17:53,257 --> 01:17:54,800
Yeah. Yes.
1101
01:17:55,676 --> 01:17:58,512
I… I love Lukas.
1102
01:17:59,513 --> 01:18:00,973
We're really very happy.
1103
01:17:59,513 --> 01:18:00,973
We're really very happy.
1104
01:18:02,808 --> 01:18:05,602
Yeah. See, that was it. You're the proof.
1105
01:18:07,062 --> 01:18:10,607
And when I met Patrice I just felt it.
1106
01:18:12,568 --> 01:18:13,694
I'm really happy for you.
1107
01:18:14,695 --> 01:18:15,696
Thank you.
1108
01:18:19,533 --> 01:18:20,534
This is me.
1109
01:18:21,076 --> 01:18:22,077
Okay.
1110
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:24,121
That was fun.
1111
01:18:24,204 --> 01:18:25,664
Yeah. It was.
1112
01:18:26,957 --> 01:18:29,168
Should we do it again?
1113
01:18:30,127 --> 01:18:33,755
Yeah. Sure. Let's.
1114
01:18:41,305 --> 01:18:43,932
See, so fun, making our own choices.
1115
01:18:48,103 --> 01:18:49,229
See you soon.
1116
01:19:15,255 --> 01:19:17,216
- Hi. Sorry I'm late.
- Hi, Jennie.
1117
01:19:17,299 --> 01:19:19,801
- It's okay. I factored in Jennie time.
- Fuck you.
1118
01:19:19,885 --> 01:19:22,137
- You smell good.
- You smell good also.
1119
01:19:22,221 --> 01:19:25,474
- You ready to do the intro like you said?
- Yep, absolutely.
1120
01:19:25,557 --> 01:19:28,936
Okay, so we just need some chairs in here.
I think Jay's ready to go.
1121
01:19:29,019 --> 01:19:30,687
Does she know
which chapter she's gonna do?
1122
01:19:30,771 --> 01:19:31,772
Yes, she does.
1123
01:19:31,855 --> 01:19:33,482
- She said chapter nine or ten.
- Okay.
1124
01:19:33,565 --> 01:19:36,610
She hasn't decided.
You know what she's like at the moment.
1125
01:19:40,322 --> 01:19:42,658
- Hi.
- At least they have drinks.
1126
01:19:42,741 --> 01:19:45,035
Yeah. Please.
1127
01:19:45,536 --> 01:19:46,995
- May we?
- Thank you.
1128
01:19:47,913 --> 01:19:48,914
Hi.
1129
01:19:49,915 --> 01:19:50,916
Simon.
1130
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,293
- Indi.
- How are you?
1131
01:19:53,377 --> 01:19:55,254
- How are you, man? Good to see you.
- Very well.
1132
01:19:55,754 --> 01:19:59,883
Indi wrote for the summer issue,
and is excellent at deadlines,
1133
01:19:59,967 --> 01:20:01,885
- which is a rarity, so thank you.
- That's very kind.
1134
01:19:59,967 --> 01:20:01,885
- which is a rarity, so thank you.
- That's very kind.
1135
01:20:01,969 --> 01:20:04,388
He wasn't saying that to me
last time I saw him.
1136
01:20:04,972 --> 01:20:06,473
So, how did you find the opening?
1137
01:20:06,557 --> 01:20:09,601
I actually… I find it fascinating.
1138
01:20:13,063 --> 01:20:14,064
Who's that?
1139
01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:17,025
That is a…
1140
01:20:18,026 --> 01:20:19,444
He used to date a friend of mine.
1141
01:20:19,528 --> 01:20:21,822
Quite a long time ago,
so I haven't seen him in years.
1142
01:20:21,905 --> 01:20:25,409
Well, he's with the journo from Culture,
so I hope she gives us a good write-up.
1143
01:20:25,492 --> 01:20:26,493
Are you coming?
1144
01:20:26,577 --> 01:20:29,621
Do you know what, Jennie,
do you mind doing the intro?
1145
01:20:29,705 --> 01:20:30,914
What, what's wrong?
1146
01:20:30,998 --> 01:20:33,500
I just… I'm not feel…
I don't think I feel very good.
1147
01:20:33,584 --> 01:20:34,751
Yeah. Sure.
1148
01:20:35,252 --> 01:20:37,045
You know I love public speaking.
1149
01:20:38,589 --> 01:20:42,050
Hello and welcome, everyone.
1150
01:20:42,134 --> 01:20:44,511
Wonderful to see you here this evening.
1151
01:20:44,595 --> 01:20:47,556
We've got a very special evening
planned for you.
1152
01:20:47,639 --> 01:20:51,059
"Even if she'd been able to
articulate her feelings,
1153
01:20:51,143 --> 01:20:53,729
she was sure Craig wouldn't
understand them.
1154
01:20:54,229 --> 01:20:58,442
He didn't strike her as a man stirred
by matters of the heart.
1155
01:20:59,193 --> 01:21:01,778
What kind of a woman likes
the sound of a man
1156
01:20:59,193 --> 01:21:01,778
What kind of a woman likes
the sound of a man
1157
01:21:01,862 --> 01:21:06,241
she first communicated with
by an adult-text-messaging service?
1158
01:21:07,034 --> 01:21:09,119
But still, she couldn't figure out why
1159
01:21:09,828 --> 01:21:13,749
Andrew's messages over the next six hours
were just different.
1160
01:21:14,416 --> 01:21:18,170
He had the same punctuation
and letters available to him.
1161
01:21:18,670 --> 01:21:23,634
The same basic lexicon with its tricks,
flaws, limitations and scope.
1162
01:21:23,717 --> 01:21:27,763
It was something
closer to feeling than to language.
1163
01:21:28,263 --> 01:21:31,934
From these same 26 chunks of the alphabet
1164
01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:35,562
and the ways humans have devised
to blend them together,
1165
01:21:35,646 --> 01:21:40,692
and carve them into pieces,
he was able to conjure a connection."
1166
01:21:50,410 --> 01:21:51,453
Laura!
1167
01:22:04,842 --> 01:22:06,009
You were just gonna leave?
1168
01:22:07,094 --> 01:22:08,887
No "Hi, Simon. How you doing?"
1169
01:22:10,264 --> 01:22:12,182
Hi, Simon. How you doing?
1170
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:14,643
I'm good. Thanks.
1171
01:22:16,103 --> 01:22:17,354
You?
1172
01:22:24,444 --> 01:22:25,445
You look good.
1173
01:22:26,697 --> 01:22:28,198
Thank you. So do you.
1174
01:22:30,450 --> 01:22:31,451
How's Lukas?
1175
01:22:32,661 --> 01:22:33,829
He's great.
1176
01:22:34,788 --> 01:22:35,789
And Sascha?
1177
01:22:37,291 --> 01:22:38,292
Yeah, she's good.
1178
01:22:40,043 --> 01:22:41,044
Good.
1179
01:22:45,215 --> 01:22:46,633
I'm here with my girlfriend.
1180
01:22:49,052 --> 01:22:50,345
That's great.
1181
01:22:50,429 --> 01:22:52,055
Yeah, it is.
1182
01:22:55,601 --> 01:22:56,894
Is she your…
1183
01:22:59,313 --> 01:23:00,314
My toaster?
1184
01:22:59,313 --> 01:23:00,314
My toaster?
1185
01:23:01,899 --> 01:23:02,900
No.
1186
01:23:06,778 --> 01:23:08,197
How long have you been together?
1187
01:23:09,239 --> 01:23:10,240
Not long.
1188
01:23:13,076 --> 01:23:14,995
I have been trying to move on since you,
1189
01:23:16,663 --> 01:23:19,333
you know, fucked off.
1190
01:23:19,416 --> 01:23:20,876
I didn't fuck off. You fucked off.
1191
01:23:20,959 --> 01:23:21,960
Please, don't.
1192
01:23:22,044 --> 01:23:24,379
I called you so many times.
1193
01:23:24,463 --> 01:23:26,340
Yeah, but I couldn't
just answer the phone, Simon.
1194
01:23:27,382 --> 01:23:29,968
I couldn't just… answer it.
1195
01:23:32,679 --> 01:23:34,139
I'm moving to California.
1196
01:23:40,437 --> 01:23:44,441
I got offered a job,
and it's a good opportunity.
1197
01:23:44,525 --> 01:23:48,612
And nothing keeping me here anymore, so…
1198
01:23:49,821 --> 01:23:50,989
No, I guess not.
1199
01:23:53,659 --> 01:23:54,826
I leave in a month.
1200
01:24:00,916 --> 01:24:03,836
I've got to go.
I've got to explain why I went out.
1201
01:24:03,919 --> 01:24:06,129
But it was really good to see you.
1202
01:24:07,047 --> 01:24:08,799
I don't know how to love anyone else.
1203
01:24:13,554 --> 01:24:14,638
It's only you.
1204
01:24:19,518 --> 01:24:20,519
You're like…
1205
01:24:22,229 --> 01:24:26,441
You're like fucking heroin to me.
1206
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:32,781
You've never done heroin.
1207
01:24:38,328 --> 01:24:39,913
You don't know. I could have.
1208
01:24:41,665 --> 01:24:42,666
Yeah, I do.
1209
01:25:04,771 --> 01:25:05,772
Wow.
1210
01:25:14,114 --> 01:25:15,115
Wow.
1211
01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:17,409
I love it.
1212
01:25:23,498 --> 01:25:28,420
I wanna jump in. I wanna jump in.
1213
01:25:46,396 --> 01:25:48,023
I reached out to my dad.
1214
01:25:53,237 --> 01:25:57,282
Wow. That's really huge.
1215
01:25:59,535 --> 01:26:00,661
He…
1216
01:25:59,535 --> 01:26:00,661
He…
1217
01:26:03,121 --> 01:26:04,665
died four years ago.
1218
01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:07,543
No one had informed us.
1219
01:26:08,418 --> 01:26:11,171
Oh, Jesus, Simon. I'm so sorry.
1220
01:26:11,255 --> 01:26:12,840
No… Don't be. It's…
1221
01:26:14,299 --> 01:26:18,512
I hadn't seen him in, like… 35 years.
1222
01:26:18,595 --> 01:26:20,347
I don't know what I was expecting,
1223
01:26:20,430 --> 01:26:24,643
what sort of imaginary closure
I was hoping for.
1224
01:26:28,939 --> 01:26:30,023
Oh, Simon.
1225
01:26:31,942 --> 01:26:33,944
So, why did you call him then?
1226
01:26:42,536 --> 01:26:44,371
I didn't wanna have any more regrets.
1227
01:26:51,712 --> 01:26:52,921
I should've told you.
1228
01:26:54,298 --> 01:26:57,301
The day you took this Test,
I should've told you I loved you then.
1229
01:26:59,011 --> 01:27:00,679
I should've told you not to go in.
1230
01:26:59,011 --> 01:27:00,679
I should've told you not to go in.
1231
01:27:08,103 --> 01:27:10,689
Well, what makes you think that
that would've stopped me?
1232
01:27:21,825 --> 01:27:23,118
Get in the sea.
1233
01:27:26,580 --> 01:27:27,581
What's that?
1234
01:27:29,082 --> 01:27:31,585
Had a fight with a window, and lost.
1235
01:27:32,669 --> 01:27:34,254
What did she look like?
1236
01:27:35,589 --> 01:27:39,343
That's none of your business,
what I get up to with a window.
1237
01:27:39,426 --> 01:27:41,803
She had really sharp teeth, didn't she?
1238
01:27:42,638 --> 01:27:44,890
Where did you meet the vampire woman?
1239
01:27:45,474 --> 01:27:49,186
It was in a car park.
I said to her, "Have you eaten?"
1240
01:27:49,269 --> 01:27:50,854
And what did she say?
1241
01:27:50,938 --> 01:27:52,147
She said, "Not yet."
1242
01:27:52,231 --> 01:27:54,483
I said, "Do you wanna go for a bite?"
1243
01:27:54,983 --> 01:27:57,819
I misunderstood the situation
I'd walked into.
1244
01:27:59,154 --> 01:28:00,239
There.
1245
01:27:59,154 --> 01:28:00,239
There.
1246
01:28:16,922 --> 01:28:18,173
I have to get it.
1247
01:28:19,091 --> 01:28:20,843
I have to get it. I have to get it.
1248
01:28:27,224 --> 01:28:29,893
Hi. Good, how are you?
1249
01:28:32,271 --> 01:28:34,064
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, really good.
1250
01:28:34,648 --> 01:28:36,316
Everyone turned up.
1251
01:28:37,150 --> 01:28:38,902
I think we sold
about a thousand, actually.
1252
01:28:40,612 --> 01:28:42,948
Yeah, exactly. How are you?
1253
01:28:44,408 --> 01:28:45,492
Oh, really?
1254
01:29:12,769 --> 01:29:14,021
Did I snore last night?
1255
01:29:16,190 --> 01:29:19,067
Was that you? I thought it was the kraken.
1256
01:29:22,654 --> 01:29:24,573
How could you fancy me?
1257
01:29:24,656 --> 01:29:26,867
I love it. It is very comforting.
1258
01:29:26,950 --> 01:29:28,452
Sort of like…
1259
01:29:33,165 --> 01:29:34,416
It's very sensual.
1260
01:29:39,922 --> 01:29:41,131
How long do we have left?
1261
01:29:43,550 --> 01:29:44,760
The car is on its way.
1262
01:29:46,929 --> 01:29:47,930
Hmm. Right.
1263
01:29:48,889 --> 01:29:50,015
When are you leaving?
1264
01:29:53,393 --> 01:29:54,478
I leave in a week.
1265
01:30:04,363 --> 01:30:05,781
Maybe I could come with you.
1266
01:30:14,957 --> 01:30:15,958
How would that work?
1267
01:30:20,629 --> 01:30:23,382
Well, we'd have to leave immediately.
I couldn't go home first.
1268
01:30:24,174 --> 01:30:25,676
Yeah, you couldn't go home.
1269
01:30:27,135 --> 01:30:31,348
We'd have to go straight to the airport,
get ourselves to America…
1270
01:30:32,808 --> 01:30:34,351
Find a cool apartment.
1271
01:30:34,434 --> 01:30:37,145
Very cool. All leather sofas.
1272
01:30:38,313 --> 01:30:41,483
Gross, gross sofas. All wipe clean.
1273
01:30:42,818 --> 01:30:44,152
Buy up all the booze.
1274
01:30:44,987 --> 01:30:46,446
Drink the country dry.
1275
01:30:47,364 --> 01:30:48,657
Quickly find a dealer.
1276
01:30:49,992 --> 01:30:51,493
Downshift into heroin.
1277
01:30:51,577 --> 01:30:52,953
And crack if they have it.
1278
01:30:54,371 --> 01:30:56,039
Get high on our own supply.
1279
01:30:57,249 --> 01:30:58,834
Have sex all day.
1280
01:30:58,917 --> 01:31:02,588
A lot of nonstop sex and drugs.
1281
01:30:58,917 --> 01:31:02,588
A lot of nonstop sex and drugs.
1282
01:31:06,925 --> 01:31:08,343
We would be dead within a month.
1283
01:31:10,470 --> 01:31:12,264
But what a month it would be.
1284
01:31:12,764 --> 01:31:13,765
The best.
1285
01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:04,816
Did I do you wrong?
1286
01:32:08,862 --> 01:32:09,863
What do you mean?
1287
01:32:12,741 --> 01:32:15,077
Did I stop you from being happy?
1288
01:32:17,621 --> 01:32:18,622
Laura…
1289
01:32:21,583 --> 01:32:23,377
These moments with you…
1290
01:32:25,963 --> 01:32:27,840
they've been the highlights of my life.
1291
01:32:30,676 --> 01:32:31,844
Same.
1292
01:32:40,352 --> 01:32:41,353
It's here.
1293
01:32:46,066 --> 01:32:47,067
Walk you out.
1294
01:32:47,693 --> 01:32:48,694
Please, don't.
1295
01:33:11,258 --> 01:33:12,259
Hey.
1296
01:33:21,935 --> 01:33:22,936
I'll miss you.
1297
01:33:28,984 --> 01:33:30,110
Every single day.
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