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Why do I let Greg drag me to these
stupid Westport Historical Guild things?
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haven't seen this many dorks since my
high school's model UN conference.
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Everyone's lucky I'm not busting in with
my posse in water balloons full of
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pudding this time.
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Being an adult blows.
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My favorite historic site on the
Connecticut registry is definitely the
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House, built by Major Ebenezer Dooley.
Oh, Captain Ebenezer Dooley. The house
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was built in 1795. Ebenezer was yet to
be promoted.
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Nice catch.
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Ah, yes, Ebenezer Dooley.
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Remembered for his amazing legacy of
leaving parties early. Let's honor him
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getting the hell out of here.
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Wait, Katie, I want you to meet Dan.
He's one of our guild's new members.
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to meet you, Katie. Are you a history
buff as well?
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The buffest.
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Frankie said this mixer was from 79.
It's 903. Better shut this down before
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tempers start to flare.
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Who's tempers gonna flare? Hey,
numbnuts!
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What you looking at?
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Okay, we should go.
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I should head out as well. I need to
adjust my humidor.
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Oh, you're into cigars?
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Oh, God, no.
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My humidor is filled with historical
pantaloons from the Revolutionary War.
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Got to keep them damp. Oh, that's true.
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Dane, is your wife into pantaloons as
well?
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Oh, I'm not married.
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I know.
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Well, nice to meet you, Katie. And,
Greg, let me know about tomorrow night.
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Tomorrow night?
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There's not another mixer, right?
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No, he wants to hang out.
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He wants to hang out with you, even with
that haircut?
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That actually sounds like a fun night,
but inviting me over to hang out? Who
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does that?
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That's what adults do when they want to
make friends.
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Well, I don't need friends. I have you.
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True. But it puts a lot of pressure on
me to be your everything. Your wife,
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friends, your co -parent, your person
who looks away when you put lotion on
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elbows like this.
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I guess I could give Dame a shot.
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It'd be nice to come into one of these
things and not have you yell, boring,
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every time someone brings up history.
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I don't do that every time.
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Sometimes I pretend that I'm hard of
hearing.
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Yeah, but we need to talk to you about
that. Hmm?
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Look at this.
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Cooper on a yacht.
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He said he couldn't hang out with me
because he was going to be with his
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all weekend.
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Cooper's parents were actually in town?
That's what he said.
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But look at this.
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I went to Facebook.
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Old people internet.
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And his parents posted a picture of them
on a different yacht in a totally
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different ocean.
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He just didn't want to invite me to his
yacht party, so he lied.
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It was only a matter of time before
Cooper got tired of his poor friend
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off of him. You really think that's
true?
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That's what happened with me and the
Blanche Ross.
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As soon as they realized I wasn't a
privileged princess like them, they
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me like a hot tomato.
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It's drop you like a hot potato.
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No, it's not. Why would you ever drop a
hot potato?
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Hot potatoes are French fries. They're
delicious.
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Oh, my God.
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Why don't you just ask Cooper about the
picture?
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That's not how you handle things in high
school.
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You need to hurt Cooper like he hurt
you.
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You need to get Insta revenge.
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Huh. Good call. Take the dumb one's
advice.
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Hey! I wasn't talking about you.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay, I'll see you later. Have fun
today.
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Ah, a night without Greg.
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I'm going to do whatever I want. The
first thing is getting a babysitter for
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Anna Katz.
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Next, I'm going to run a half -full
dishwasher.
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Greg says it's a waste of water. Blah,
blah.
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And I'm going to watch as many fast and
furious movies as I want without Greg
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always complaining about how no one
wears seatbelts.
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Hey!
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Hey, honey!
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How did it go today?
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Oh, we had so much fun.
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Here's an ICOM 6000 microfiche reader.
We looked at local proposed amendments
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from the 1920s for hours.
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Sometimes the city council will tackle
public schools and zoning in the same
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meeting. Roaring 20s, indeed.
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Wow.
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That sounds... Wow.
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It was wow.
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I think I have a new friend.
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That's great, sweetheart.
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I know.
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So the guild's party, like, at 1799.
Shindig is coming up, and you have to be
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fitted for your bonnet.
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Hey, why don't you go with your new pal
Dane instead of me?
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Sure. That would work.
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I'm sorry.
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Did I say the wrong thing? Was that a
tat?
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No. It's just that I am so happy that I
don't have to go.
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This is all ready. If I am not home,
then somebody needs to put it in the
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at 5 o 'clock.
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Since when do you like Mom so much?
Yeah, what the hell, Oliver? I told you
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don't have a will.
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He's taking pictures to post on social
media to get back at Cooper for blowing
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him off. Yeah, what's the one thing
Cooper wants most but can't have?
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Mom. For some reason, he loves the way
she yells at him, and that all her
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recipes are basically meat plus
supermarket seasoning packets.
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You guys drive yourselves crazy with
this social media.
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When I was in high school, if you had a
problem with someone, you challenged
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them to a fight. Then you wore your
biggest rings, and you sucker -punched
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right before it started.
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Okay, have a great day at school.
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Dane has been to so many battle sites.
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Look at this picture from his trip to
the Battle of Yorktown.
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Hashtag Battle of Fork Town.
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Because he's eating once, this guy is
too much.
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He's a riot.
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Listen, tonight, let's pajama up and
finally finish that puzzle that's all
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bars. Oh, I can't. I have plans.
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You're Greg. You don't have plans?
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Well, Dana invited me to climb Sheffield
Lighthouse after work, and I said yes.
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Wow.
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You and Dana are really getting serious.
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You think?
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We can finish the puzzle another night.
Is that okay? Sure.
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Go enjoy a night out with your new
friends.
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Is Greg blowing me off?
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Booster, has he said anything to you?
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I see.
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Rose before hose.
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And then on Sunday, Greg and Dane did
the Benjamin Franklin 8 here tour.
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Oh, that sounds terrible.
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It takes a lot of time for Greg to be
spending with one friend.
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I get to be upset about this, right? No.
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You and Greg spend way too much time
together.
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Richard and I see each other four times
a month.
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Twice to get my allowance and two bone
days.
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Look, Greg having a friend means less
pressure on you. Now when you don't want
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to do something with Greg, you don't
have to feel guilty because he has days.
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And since he has plans, you can finally
come to Girls' Night Out. Yes. Oh, yes.
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I'm never free for Girls' Night Out.
Let's do this.
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So girls night out is just doing the
same thing, but at night? And with wine.
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Hey. What do you want?
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Your mom made meatloaf. I always come
over for meatloaf. You forgot to text
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but no big. Saw it on Instagram.
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I didn't forget.
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We don't really invite each other to
things anymore, right?
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Huh?
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No comprende. Well, maybe you'll
comprende this.
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I saw your Insta from the yacht party.
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Oh.
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Well...
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Technically, the boat was barely 33
feet, so it's more of a cabin cruiser.
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get it. I'm your little charity case,
and you're done bringing me around to
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parties with your rich friends.
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Whoa, amigo.
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You're coming in a little caliente. You
don't have to plummet around here
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anymore. Go back to your mansion.
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Well, technically, it's an estate.
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The best.
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I wish you could have seen the view from
the lighthouse.
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Oh, Dane posted some pictures.
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I can show you my Instagram.
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Your own Instagram?
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Dane set it up for me. My handle's Gerg
Auto.
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I wanted to fix it, but Dane thought it
was funny.
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What are you laughing at?
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Just something Dane said.
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Dane.
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Whoa. What is that?
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Just a D -Pick.
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Wait, what?
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A D pick. A Dane pick. It's a pick of
Dane. Oh, you've got to stop
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things. You're going to get into
trouble.
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How was your evening?
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So fun.
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Not microfiche fun, but right up there.
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So tomorrow night, I was thinking... I'm
sorry, I'm going out with Dane.
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Again?
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Why am I just now hearing about this?
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You're not. You said I should go with
him to the party like it's 1799,
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remember? Oh, right.
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You want me to cancel?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Go have fun catching smallpox and
starting every sentence with ye.
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Dane used the filter to make us look
like we're part of Mount Rushmore.
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Fun stuff.
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Turn off the phone and go to sleep,
Garg.
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Dane, come on in.
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Did you know that your house is built on
the spot where the Pequot Indians first
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broke bread with the white settlers?
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Oh, that's boring.
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So, is everyone dressing up because the
cape feels a little... Cape rose!
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Cape rose!
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All right, honey, we're leaving.
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Oh, good, because I have a lot of plans
tonight, too. Oh, great. What are you
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doing? A little of this, a little of
that, a whole lot of the other thing.
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know how I do.
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Super vague, but have fun.
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No, Doris, it's okay. I didn't realize
that it was the 16th already.
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I need to put you and Richard's bone
days in my calendar.
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Yeah, I already tried, Angela.
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She is watching videos of Robin Roberts
on YouTube.
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I know.
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Go bone. I'll talk to you later.
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Am I desperate enough to hang out with
Anna Cat and Franklin?
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Yep.
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What are you guys doing?
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Nothing.
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Sounds like you guys are having a lot of
fun. We're not.
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When is she leaving?
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Guess I'll just go downstairs.
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Okay.
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Look at this.
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Cooper was on a wave runner having fun
without me. Look at this.
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Right now your dad is at a party having
fun without me.
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I can't stop looking at my phone.
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Now I know what you guys go through with
social media.
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Makes you feel like a loser, doesn't it?
We are losers.
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Total losers.
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We're garbage. Human garbage. We should
crawl into a dumpster. And curl up and
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die. Yeah.
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Maybe you and I shouldn't be around each
other right now.
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Tripp, I didn't know you were over. I'm
so happy to see you.
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Wow, Mrs. A, I haven't been hugged like
this since I told my English teacher I
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was dropping his glass.
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Mom, don't be weird.
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So, Dad... out again with his new best
friend, Dane.
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Whatever. Who needs dad? Not me.
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I have you guys. What are you doing?
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I have to observe the meteor shower for
homework and trips that'll keep me
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company. I'm in.
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I didn't invite you. Well, I didn't mean
to have you, so now we're even.
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Oh, wait. Meteor shower.
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Better grab an umbrella.
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Always thinking.
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You shall not destroy... me tell me what
you got what are you guys doing mom
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already tried to crash our play date
find your own friend i don't have a
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yes you do go talk to cooper what
happened to cooper cooper the pooper
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he lied to me about his plan so he could
go to a yacht party without me last
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weekend that's not last weekend what are
you talking about look those are fourth
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of july napkins How did you even notice
that?
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I love Steve Napkins.
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He really does.
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Makes Christmas shopping a breeze.
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It is the 4th of July.
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Why would Cooper lie to me and post an
old photo? Go talk to him and find out.
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I think I will.
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Thanks, Franklin.
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What? It's not you.
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It's just when a woman has an idea, he
ignores it. But when a man says the same
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thing, he's suddenly all ears.
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I wish I was all ears.
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Stupid nose.
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Sorry we haven't seen anything yet.
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Ah, don't worry about it. I could stay
out here all night with you.
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I've got bugles, I've got combos, I've
got chicken and a biscuit.
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Ooh, chicken and a biscuit.
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Mom, you really don't need to be here.
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Look! There's a maniac!
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Wow! Nope, wait, that's a plank.
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A shooting star!
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Wow! Nope, another plank.
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Is that Doris or Angela?
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It's probably an emergency.
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No time to take it. Just go. Dane just
put up more photos of him and your dad
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the 1799 party.
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They're assembling muskets, cobbling
shoes, and churning butter together.
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That stuff's so cool.
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Your generation was so lucky you got to
do all that.
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Look at how your dad is smiling at Dane.
Look at how much fun they're having.
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He should be having fun with me.
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You need to go down there and show him
you're way more fun than Dane.
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You think I should?
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Absolutely. You need to let Dane know
he's the third wheel.
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You know, somebody who wants to hang out
with the couple when the couple really
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wants to be left alone.
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I can take a hint.
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No, no, no.
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What are you doing here?
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I am reliving the past with an eye
towards the future.
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Oh, my God. Katie, thank you for paying
attention to the guild's mission.
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Of course.
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Where's Dane?
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He's at the mead pong table.
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He's dominating. No one can beat him. So
cool.
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You think dominating beer pong is cool?
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Great. I will be back.
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I'm from Florida. They teach beer pong
in school as an elective.
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Hey. Hey,
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Katie, you made it. Great.
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We'll see how great you think it is once
your reign is over.
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Yee -haw.
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After Dane.
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Could I speak to you by the stocks,
please?
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How is this fun for you? It's not. My
cell phone rang during a reenactment. It
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was the third time.
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I hate nerds so much.
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What was that all about?
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I don't want you doing all this stuff
with Dane every night. You encouraged me
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to be friends with him. Well, that was
stupid.
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And it takes up too much of your time.
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You're jealous.
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That's amazing.
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I should have gotten a new friend years
ago.
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Did you?
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I wanted you to find a new friend, but
not a new best friend. I am supposed to
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be your best friend.
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Sweetie, I like Dane, but you will
always be my best friend. You're hands
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my favorite person to do stuff with.
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Really? Of course.
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I'm sorry I ever made you doubt that.
And to prove it, I'll take you out for a
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fun night.
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I like that.
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Done. You know, next week is the
unveiling of the Wesley Lyon headstone
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restoration at the Willowbrook Cemetery.
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You can do that with Dane.
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chambers let me in please have chambers
reassigned to the bowling
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alley shoe rentals didn't know you had
an arcade in your basement in the winter
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it's an ice skating rink oh yeah so what
you want i
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just wanted to say i was sorry i was mad
because i thought you blew me off why
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would you think that Because when I saw
you on that yacht, I thought you lied to
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me about being with your parents.
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And then I realized it was just an old
picture.
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Why'd you post that?
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Because instead of hanging out with me,
my parents bailed to go sailing with the
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son of Dubai's Minister of Foreign
Affairs.
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They were with someone else's son.
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I just didn't want anyone to know.
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Dude, that sucks.
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Yeah. I guess I just thought you were
sick of slumming it with your poor
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What?
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Dude, that's never going to happen.
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I don't care how much money you have.
Really?
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Of course. Plus, we're the richest
family in Westport. Literally everyone
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beneath me.
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How many tickets do I need for that
drone?
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How many tickets do you have?
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Fourteen. Fourteen tickets.
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Well done.
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I know it's kind of sad that he's just
giving me things that I already own, but
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it's sadder for him, right? I'll answer
that.
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It's sadder for me.
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See?
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Are we bueno?
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Muy bueno.
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All right. See you in a couple weeks.
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I'll be here.
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Is this like your full -time job?
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Ouch.
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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And I'm almost 50 years old.
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Meatloaf! My date!
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The only way this could be better is if
your mom was here, too.
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I'm here, you dingbat.
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Muy bonita, Mrs. Otto.
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You also look really pretty.
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Thank you. I'm your father's date
tonight. We compromised.
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First, we're going to go candle making.
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Yawn. Then we're going to grab dinner
and see The Rock's new movie, Grown.
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If you don't want to fight traffic, you
can catch the 815 at the theater in my
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basement. If you're in the mood for an
indie, theater two is showing... Shut up
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and eat, Cooper.
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That's the stuff.
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Here, let me get a picture. Everyone
together.
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Everybody smile.
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