All language subtitles for Nice Old Full Scene - Amber Lynn Bach - EPORNER

Okay, sweetie, we're looking forward to
it.

Oh, yes, you're going to love the house.
We have horses and everything.

It's idyllic.

Yes, and I can't wait for you to meet
Sophia.

You're going to love her.

What friend?

Oh.

Well, doesn't he have a home to go to
over the summer?

No, no, I don't mind. I was just
wondering why he wanted to come with you

not go home to his own family.

Well, yes, we do have plenty of room,
but that's not the point.

Well, I mean, you guys aren't going to
be up partying all night or anything,

you?

He's a nice kid.

And a student.

Okay, that sounds good.

All right, no, sure, it's okay. Go ahead
and bring him.

The more the merrier, right?

Okay, love.

See you in a few days.

I mean, see you both in a few days.

Bye -bye.

Sounds like we're having an extra house
guest this summer.

Yeah, I guess he wants to bring one of
his fraternity buddies with him. I don't

have the heart to say no.

Well, I guess since Richie's going to be
in Europe for the summer, the timing's

pretty good.

Yes, but Richie's your son. We don't
even know this boy.

Well, yeah, but you've never met Richie
either.

Well, that's different than a complete
stranger.

I mean, what if he's rude or
inconsiderate or something?

I don't want to be stuck with living
with a frat boy in our house all summer.

Well, it's an adventure. Let's just
think of it that way.

You're right.

Let's think positive.

Well, I guess I'd better get the guest
room fixed up now that we're going to

have an extra guest.

Well, why don't we go inside and I'll
show you around

Oh, yeah, they're grown actually here.

You're doing such a good job with the
gardening.

I just don't have a green thumb.

Charlie, what do you think? Has your mom
lost all her marbles moving into a

ranch in the middle of nowhere?

No, not at all. I think it's great. In
fact, it's probably one of the best

decisions that you've ever made.

It really is a beautiful house.

Thank you so much for allowing me to
come. I know it's kind of short notice.

Yes, it was short notice, wasn't it?

Charlie told me you were a good kid, so
I figured, why not?

Yeah, I haven't gotten into any trouble
lately, I guess.

Are you kidding?

Oh, you know, when I went to college, I
figured we'd have, you know, keg parties

with a bunch of college girls.

But this guy, I mean, our dorm room is
so quiet, you can hear a pin drop.

So far, it's been much more exciting
here.

Actually, there's a huge relief.

I was a little worried when he told me
he was bringing a frat brother home.

But you're not what I expected.

Um, you're too good to surprise me.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Now what about me?

Am I what you expected Priscilla's son
to be like?

Gosh, I don't know.

I mean...

I knew you'd be an impressive young man
just from the way she talks about you.

Yeah, and she told me I'd be impressed
by you, too.

And for once, Mom, you were right.

For once.

Fantastic dinner, Mom. This is great.

Oh, I love it.

Yes.

Big success.

Hey, I figured you could use this.

Looks like you're working pretty hard
out here.

Hey, Charlie.

Thanks.

I guess I'm still getting the hang of
this ranch living.

Well, from the looks of it, you're doing
a pretty great job.

You think so?

I don't know.

It's all so new to me, I'm such a city
girl.

Like, uh, that old book, Country Mouse,
City Mouse, right?

Oh my God, that's so funny. I was just
saying that to somebody the other day

about how there's the city mouse that
moves to the country.

I guess great minds read the same
children's books, right?

You want to take a break?

Yeah, why not?

Thank you.

Well, my mom sure is full of surprises.

Why do you say that?

I just never expected her to do
something this cool.

I thought with me out of the house she
would get a small apartment on the west

side somewhere, you know, by the art
galleries.

But instead she moves into this awesome
ranch with one of the coolest women

that I've ever met.

Charlie, thank you.

Coolest woman you've ever met. That's a
lot to live up to.

I hope I don't disappoint you as you get
to know me.

Wendon?

What does that mean?

Oh, it's Spanish. It's hard to explain.

Try me. I'm a college student, you know.

It's, uh...

It's a term that gypsies use in Spain to
describe an otherworldly quality

that some people have.

Certain flamenco dancers or
bullfighters, when they've been touched

when you watch them perform, time seems
to stand still.

It's like they're magic.

That is exactly what I mean.

What?

Coolest woman I've ever met.

I mean, let's face it, no chick I know
would get a tattoo like that.

I mean, maybe no chick, period.

Well, tattoos are personal.

They're supposed to mean something.

Yeah, but not too many people have
originality these days.

They just go, whatever's trendy.

tribal tattoos or whatever, you know,
just because they thought on somebody

else.

But, you know, ears really mean
something.

That's probably why they look so
beautiful.

You're really good for a woman's ego,
you know that?

I wish I could keep you around all the
time.

I could, uh, I could certainly think of
worse fates.

Let's just say I plan to spend all my
school vacations at home from now on.

Yeah? Well, I think that'll make your
mom very happy.

Well, what about you?

Charlie, I'm not sure what to say.

I mean, you're my friend's son, and...

You're much, much younger than me, and,
um... Right. I'm

sorry. I guess, um... I guess I'm coming
on a little strong.

I didn't mean to make you feel
uncomfortable.

It's not that I'm not flattered or
tempted, believe me.

But...

Can I... Can I just... tip you... once?

Just once.

So... I don't know, so, uh... I could
just stop fantasizing about it?

No. Really, I'm serious, Sophia.

Okay.

Very ticklish.

Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, man.

Mm.

Yes, baby.

Mm -hmm

Oh my god.

Oh, hi Danny.

Hi Priscilla.

Wow.

You look so lovely.

Oh, I just came from a client dinner.

It's not the only time I ever bother
dressing up anymore.

You should do it more often.

You're stunning.

Why, thank you.

Is Charlie around here somewhere?

No, actually.

He and Sophia went out somewhere. I'm
not actually sure where they went.

Oh, Sophia's probably at some late
-night yoga class.

She's a lot more committed to fitness
than I could ever be, that's for sure.

After working all day, I just want to
sit down with a nice drink.

Well, have a seat. Let me pour you one.

Oh my goodness, thank you.

So what should it be?

Um, a glass of white wine would be nice.

Coming right up.

Thank you, Danny. Very sweet of you.

You're staring at me.

Oh, um, I'm sorry.

No, I'm flattered.

It's been a long time since a young man
your age has stared at me with such

interest.

I find that hard to believe.

Well, it's been a while since I've been
a co -ed.

Let's go that way.

And quite honestly, I don't mind getting
older.

Stop trying so hard to please people.

Stop worrying so much about being pretty
and impressing people.

It's actually a bit of a relief.

Well, in my experience, women get better
with age.

I mean, up to a certain point. It's not
like I'm out chasing octogenarians or

anything.

So what's the oldest woman you've ever
been with?

Do you mind if I ask?

Wow.

No, I guess I don't mind.

She was the one I met at the post
office.

Come on, spit it out.

She was 60.

Well, 59, I guess.

Wow. That's older than me.

Like I said, I'm into older women.

You're a very unusual young man, Danny.

Certainly not the typical frat boy.

I've never gotten much out of, you know,
hooking up with random girls that I

have nothing in common with and don't
even know.

I like to be able to talk to someone.

To me, that's a much bigger turn on.

Well, it's getting late.

Better get ready to turn in.

But thank you for the drink and the
conversation.

Fascinating man, Danny.

Yeah?

Hi.

Hi.

I just wanted to apologize for out
there.

I think I may have gotten a little
carried away.

It's funny.

I was thinking the same thing.

That I shouldn't have been asking you
such personal questions.

No, it's okay, really.

I'm flattered that you're curious about
me.

And I guess we both don't have anything
to apologize for.

How are you, Danny?

Ah.

Ugh.

Okay bye.

Ugh.

Oh, God.

Amen.

It had been years since my best friend
Laura and I last saw each other.

When she moved away, I was still a
struggling young artist with barely two

pennies to my name while she was already
running her own company and raising her

son James all on her own.

I always felt so inadequate next to her.

It's going to feel so good to show her
how my life has changed.

Now I have this big, beautiful house in
the country

I even have the perfect stepson who's
the same age as her son James is now.

They'll only be visiting us for a few
days, but it's a really special occasion

for me.

Symbolic.

Finally, after all these years, my best
friend and I are going to be equal.

Hi! Hi! How are you?

Good, how are you?

It's been so long. I know, I know. Come
on in.

Hey. How are you?

Good, how are you doing?

All right.

Please come right in.

Oh, it's been a long time. I know, I
can't believe you guys are actually

I know, it's been way too long.

Yeah.

Show me the house, okay?

is beautiful, Shelly.

Really, you should be so proud.

Yeah, I guess I grew up, huh?

You know, I am disappointed. I'm not
going to be able to meet your husband.

I know, I know. He's in Singapore until
next Thursday.

Business meetings, conferences, non
-stop.

I saw more of him before we were
married.

But life is good.

It's good. Being a stepmom is great.

I love Brad like he's my own son.

He is a bit older.

He's your age, James.

Wow, really?

Yeah, which is nice, because we bonded
like friends.

He's not an angry little kid that thinks
I'm trying to replace his mommy.

Like, everything has fallen into place.

Well, you really deserve it. I'm so
happy for you.

Yeah, Shelly, you really deserve it.

Aw, thank you, James.

I want to hear about what you're doing,
too.

Not much, you know, just... Going to
college, stuff like that.

He's an art history major at SUNY.

Really? Right up my alley.

Or at least it used to be. I don't work
on my art very much these days.

No way, really?

Why? I thought your paintings were
amazing.

And you're the reason I got into art in
the first place.

Brad! These are my two dear friends I
was telling you about.

Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.

Hi. Are you coming to join us? What's
up, man? Oh, I don't want to intrude.

Come on, man. It's your house.

Anyway, it's kind of being outnumbered
here, you know?

All right, I guess.

Yeah, come on.

Oh, let me go get you something to drink
and some snack.

I'll be right back.

I'll come help you.

You know, this reminds me of...

That time when my mom left and she left
you to babysit me.

And we bought all that junk food and we
were watching movies all night long.

My God.

That's right.

It was the Twilight Zone marathon on TV
that night, wasn't it? Yeah.

I think I actually fell asleep in your
lap clutching a bag of potato chips.

It's been a long time.

Yeah.

So nice to see you, James.

Both of you.

Give me a hug.

So, you're Shelly's little boy.

I'm not sure how to answer that.

So I guess I'll say yes. I'm Shelly's
little boy.

Well, she certainly could have done a
lot worse.

Well, thank you very much.

She's been so excited about seeing you
and James.

The way she talks about James, it's
like...

He's a long lost friend. He practically
is. They were very close.

They used to spend a lot of time
together when I used to work late.

She was his favorite babysitter by far.

Almost makes me a little jealous.

Well then, I'll have to pay some extra
attention to you.

To even the playing field.

Thanks.

The jet lag's starting to kick in.

I think I might need to turn in soon.

Oh, God.

You must be exhausted.

You know, I'd love a hot shower.

Is there a guest bathroom I could
choose?

Sure, sure.

Let me show you.

Um, Brad, would you mind taking James to
his room?

Yeah, no problem.

It's in the East Wing.

The East Wing?

What, am I in the White House or
something?

Are you okay? What happened?

It was a spider.

I think it went under the bed.

It was probably just an orb weaver or
something.

We get a lot of those around here.

They don't bite. I'm terrified of
spiders.

Can you see if he's gone?

I won't be able to sleep if he's not.

I can try.

Let me see.

He must be hiding somewhere.

Oh, God.

What if he comes back out while I'm
sleeping?

Well, I'll wait in here with you for a
few minutes, and we'll see if he

reappears. Aw.

That's so sweet of you. Thank you.

This is really sweet of you.

Thank you.

It's no problem. I don't want you to be
scared all night.

I'm sorry.

I'm making you run in here in your
underwear.

Oh, do you want me to go run and put
some pants on or something?

I was just going to bed when I heard you
screaming. I didn't stop to think.

No, it's okay.

I have a son.

I've seen boys in their underwear.

Yeah, but that's your son.

It's a little different.

It's true.

It is a little different.

But I have to confess, I don't mind the
view.

It's taking my mind off that spider.

Well, then, I'm glad I could help.

I guess all I really needed was a
distraction.

Yeah, there's nothing to fear but fear
itself.

Right? Though I do feel a little safer
with you here.

So do you see that spider anywhere?

I haven't been paying attention.

Yeah. Me either.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Um. Um.

Um.

Um.

I'm sorry, baby.

Hmm.

oh oh

Oh.

Hmm.

Hey, Shelly. Have you seen my mom?

James. Hi.

Brad took your mom into town to shop.

Looks like they left us all alone, huh?

Would you like some lunch?

It's lunchtime already?

I must have slept late.

Traveling can take a lot out of you. I
was surprised when your mom was so

-eyed and bushy -tailed this morning.

Yeah.

She's definitely a little bundle of
energy.

I've missed her.

Missed you too.

Yeah, I mean, looks like you did pretty
well for yourself.

This place is amazing.

I mean, last time I saw you, you were
living in a basement apartment eating

frozen dinners.

My struggling artist days.

It's funny.

Sometimes I miss them.

And I don't. I miss having all those
money problems, but I had dreams back

I mean, why can't you still have dreams?

Why don't you still paint or work on
your art?

I mean, you could.

Well, Darren, that's my husband. He
doesn't really have much

appreciation for those things.

He feels like I should concentrate on...

entertaining and being a wife and I
don't blame him. He's a very important

and he needs someone to be there for
him.

Yeah, but you're a pretty important
person too.

I mean, at least you always were to me.

Well, James, things change.

We all have to grow up and...

I tried being an artist, but I guess I
just wasn't talented enough.

I'm going to go upstairs and do a few
things. So if you need lunch or

let me know. Okay.

Hey.

Hey.

You know, um... I really wasn't trying
to upset you by bringing out the past.

It's okay.

It's not your fault.

I guess seeing your mom has brought back
a lot of old memories.

I thought they were filed away and
forgotten.

Yeah. I think I did too.

Feel the thing, yeah.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

Amen.

Thank you.