All language subtitles for Last.Man.Standing.2011.S07E14.Sibling.Quibbling.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX_Subtítulos01.ENG

Hey, babe,
before we go to the bank,

let's make sure the car has enough gas
to get us to the bank

and then back from the bank.

Oh.

Hello, Mom and Dad.

Guess where we're going?

Hopefully, acting lessons.

Uh, no. We're going to the bank.

Kyle and I are combining our money.

Yeah, since we're moving
into our first apartment together soon,

we figured it's time.

All right, well, that's a major decision.
I hope you gave it some thought.

Gave what thought?

Combining money?

Bad idea. It's like putting Trump
in a bath with Pelosi.

I mean, he's right.

You know the number-one thing
couples fight about?

Who's cuter? It's him.

- It's her.
- It's him.

- It's you.
- It's you.

Hey, hey, hey! Look at me.

We're talking about money.

And it's her.

- No, it's you.
- No, I meant you.

- You. No.
- No, really. Look.

-Look, you're the one. You are.
- No, no, no.

- You are. You...
- Stop! Stop, look at me.

We're talking about money.

Look, it-it's harder than you think,

learning to say "our money"
instead of "my money."

Especially if you're the one
making most of our money.

Hey, look, I'm not embarrassed about that.

You know, for maybe five years,
I... I was a kept man.

Yeah.

Just spent my days, you know, working out,

going to get my nails done,
playing Parcheesi

and making her happy.

Well, I just don't see us
ever arguing about money.

- Kyle and I are always on the same...
- Planet.

Exactly.

All right, well, look.
If you guys need any advice,

- feel free to ask.
- No, no. Ask her.

- I don't want any part of this.
- No... What? You love giving advice.

Only when people don't want it.

Okay, we're gonna be fine.

Okay, let's go.
I'm just gonna grab my purse.

Uh, don't you mean "our purse"?

Yeah, they may be from the same planet,
but it's not Earth.

Hey, Mr. B.

Oh, is this the, uh, uh, The Grandfather?

The Godfather.

Well, um, I'm sorry to interrupt, but...

uh, Mandy and I had
a tiny disagreement about money.

Because you only have
a tiny amount of money.

Ask Vanessa, she volunteered
to hear this stuff.

Well, she's not here.

She's never here.

That's how she does it.

So, when we linked our accounts,
uh, Mandy got upset

when she saw that I've been
giving to a charity every month.

No, no, no. I love that you give
to charity, but Dad,

this isn't charity,
this is his deadbeat brother Lonny.

Oh, the deadbeat brother.

Every family has their Fredo.

Dad, we're not talking
about Lord of the Rings.

We're talking about a bully
who pushed him around

- since he was little.
- Your mom and I

used to have the same issue
with your Aunt April, right?

She kept asking for money,
we eventually had to cut her off.

But Lonny needs my help
and I can help him.

If I don't... doesn't that
make me a bad person?

It's easy to confuse wanting
to help and needing to help.

What he probably needs
is you to get out of the way,

so he has the dignity to stand
on his own two feet.

And with that, my advice...

is over.

All right, well, hope you're right, Mr. B.

Of course he's right.

He always gives such great advice.

When am I gonna learn?

You give them good advice,

they come back.

- Look at you, sitting at Chuck's desk.
- Yep.

Our head of security
may go on a honeymoon,

but crime never does.

Have you seen their pictures from Vegas?

They are having a great time.

Oh, yes. Ah, Vegas. Yeah.

I bet Redford could get Demi Moore

for a lot less
than a million bucks these days.

Uh, so, don't take this wrong,

but do you even know what you're doing?

Oh, I'm getting the hang of it.
I'm getting the hang of it. Mm.

See, this camera here is
for the loading dock.

- See?
- Uh-huh. Yeah.

- And this one's for the main retail area.
- Mm-hmm.

And this one's always good for a laugh.

Checking, check, check, check.

Paging Mr. Kaseltzer.

Mr. Al Kaseltzer.

Ha! I-I only do that because
the store hasn't opened yet. That's...

- Yeah. We opened 20 minutes ago.
- I knew that.

I knew that, I knew that. Okay, uh...

Disregard the previous
announcement for Mr. Kaseltzer.

Mr. Alka-Seltzer. I...

There's one thing I don't get,
is why there are so many

- blind spots in the store.
- Yeah, well,

whatever Chuck set up is working.

Theft has been way down
since he took over.

There's got to be a better way
to beef up security here.

I want to take a shot at it.

Okay, I-I wouldn't mess
with any of Chuck's stuff.

Okay, Ed? He's worked
really hard on this system,

and he's got a lot of pride.

Pride? Pride, well,
I have a lot of pride, too.

Oh, no.

Paging Mr. Moretime.

M... Mr. Juan Moretime.

I've just had it. This is so stupid.

Marmaduke again?

They've had this slobbering
Great Dane since 1954,

they still leave a steak on the table.

Hey. Uh, I'm headed out
to read to the blind

and then serve some soup
at the homeless shelter.

That's great. A lot of guys
use that story as an excuse

to go drink at the bar.

Really?

No. I... No.

I-I've read to the blind.

Oh, uh, my brother asked for more money,

and I said I got some great advice
from my father-in-law,

and that the Kyle Anderson
piggy bank is closed.

What... Uh, hold on. Uh...

Mike told you to stop
helping out your own brother?

Yeah. So I'm volunteering.

If I can't help Lonny,
I got to help somebody.

Well... off to skid row!

Poor Kyle. Poor, poor heartbroken Kyle.

Stop it. Cutting off his brother
was the right thing to do.

Look, it's not that easy
for some of us, Mike.

Even though your head knows
it's the right thing, in your heart,

it's hard to say no to family.

Your heart doesn't know anything.
That's why it's not called the brain.

This is just like my thing
with my sister April.

We're not gonna get into this
again, are we?

No, no. You specifically
asked me not to talk about it.

- Perfect.
- Fine.

Yeah, yeah.

Mm.

But you're okay with not
giving her money, right?

What do you mean? I still send her money.

You know that.

- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

Just 'cause you say I know something
doesn't make me know it.

I... Look,

last time we had this conversation,

you distinctly said you understood

how I feel about April,
but you didn't want to hear about me

- giving her any more money.
- Exactly.

Right, so I send her money,
and you don't hear about it.

Wow. Exactly wrong.

You can tell what comic strip I'm reading

from across the room,
but you don't understand what I meant

when I said,
"I don't want to hear about it"?

All right, well, if...
well, if that's what you meant,

I didn't agree with it,
and I don't agree with it now.

So I have no say
in how we spend our money.

Look, it's my sister, Mike.
I'm not gonna stop

- giving her money.
- Okay, you know what I just heard?

"Hey, look, Mike, I'm not gonna
give her any more money!"

Two can play this game.
Ah, la, la, la, la, la!

Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man,

inviting you to come on down
and spend your money.

You can spend a little or a lot.
Hell, you can spend it all.

And I'm just gonna say thank you.

Because we're not married.

You don't need my permission
to buy a boat,

but if you feel like you do, trust me,

buy the boat.

Between business and customers,
money is just about numbers.

But in a marriage,
money is an emotional minefield.

One wrong step and boom!
It'll cost you an arm and a leg.

How we spend our money
is an expression of what we care about.

The book of Matthew says,
"Where your treasure is,

"there your heart will be also."

Spend two months' salary
on an engagement ring,

and your fiancée will love you.

Spend two months' salary
on a Nitro Z bass boat

without permission,
you might be sleeping in that boat.

But with the right sleeping bag,
it isn't that uncomfortable,

to be honest with you. I...

A purchase might have
some deeper meaning to some.

Maybe your partner doesn't see
Broncos season tickets

and wonder if they're too expensive,

but instead wonders if you love football
more than you love her.

And, of course, the answer to that is
not since Peyton Manning retired.

Therapists tell us arguments about money

can often be on something
unfulfilled from our childhood.

I feel it, and I get it.

And just maybe what you didn't get

when you were a kid could be,
I don't know,

a bow and arrow, a cool camp stove,

or a... a snowmobile.

Where could you possibly
find stuff like that?

As luck would have it, I bet we carry it
right here at Outdoor Man.

And it might be on sale.
Look, I do what I can to help.

Baxter out.

We're out of the bison, so we're changing
the Chop of the Day to elk.

If anybody asks, just...

Um, could you excuse me
for a second?

- We're just...
- Ed. There's a drone...

Oh, come on, it's you?

What the hell are you doing?

Nothing much, just living in the future.

And how did you get Jen
mixed up in all of this?

Mr. Alzate asked if I knew
anything about surveillance.

- Mm-hmm.
- I'm from Hong Kong.

The land of eight million cameras
and no crime.

Coincidence?

Well, it's scaring my customers.

Well, you know who doesn't steal?
People who are scared.

We have a female Caucasian
in aisle 17 who appears

to be concealing something
under an oversized jacket.

Give me eyes on that.

False alarm.
Suspect appears to be pregnant.

Disengaging.

You can't do this, Ed.

The store already has something

that hovers over people and bothers them.

- It's called you.
- Mm-hmm.

What are you so afraid of, Kristin?

No more free pens
from the hostess desk? Hmm?

Oh, come on.

What's this?

It's a peace offering.

That's very nice of you.

You take a bite first.

I didn't do anything to it, Mike.

Mm-hmm.

Oh!

Okay.

Yeah, okay, that's nice.

Either die or give me the cake back.

Honey, I am sorry
for our misunderstanding.

Okay? I would never do anything
deliberately behind your back.

Except that face I make to the kids.

I guess I could have been more clear.

Although I really don't know how.

Look, I know you think that
April is taking advantage of me.

Listen, I know April.

There's nothing
that's enough for her, right?

She's like a freeloading socialist,
and you're a sweet old Bernie Sanders.

Oh, well, thank you.

"Old" and "Bernie Sanders"
in one sentence.

Look, I'm not saying
you're a lunatic leftist,

I'm saying you're acting
like a lunatic leftist.

No, look, you don't know April.

Okay?
She's not some freeloading socialist.

She's my sister,
and we have the same mother.

Wow, you really are a scientist.

Mom wasn't the easiest person
to live with,

and April and I were
always there for each other.

And I can't say no to her now
when she needs my help.

Do you really think this is helping her?

Well, I... Maybe not.

I don't know, maybe not.

But I can't look at somebody I love,

who's desperate,
and turn them away.

And I don't think you could either.

Sure I could. Give me her phone number.

- No, no, I can't do that.
- And why not?

She lost her phone again
and I have to send her a new one.

Look. Hey, hey,
that doesn't make you right.

Doesn't make me wrong either.

Hello?

Hello?

Can I help you?

Are you Mike Baxter?

Do you live around here?

No.

I'm Kyle's brother, Lonny.

Lonny Anderson.

Wow.

You know, that, uh, poster I had
in my college dorm

was way off.

When Kyle said you were his big brother,

he wasn't kidding.

Yeah, people always said
I got the muscles,

he got the brains.

Wow.

Well, it's a good thing you-you both have

that nonviolent personality, right? Right?

I'm not here looking for trouble.

I just want to know
why you told him to cut me off.

- I'm family.
- That's not exactly what I told Kyle.

Look... he's starting
a new family right now.

It-it might be a good time
for you to pull your own weight.

Right? And speaking of weight,

what do you bench, like, 300?

I don't know exactly.

Whatever a motorcycle weighs.

Look, the way I understand it,
Kyle's been supporting you

for a long time, you know?

But look, the economy's great.

There's jobs everywhere right now.

You think I'm a bum, don't you?

No, no, no, no. I think you're used
to taking money from your brother,

which might be getting in the way

of you making it on your own.

I've had a ton of jobs, okay?

Getting them's easy. Keeping them's hard.

Yeah. And yet I've had one for 30 years,

but, you know, go on.

I'm not gonna let some jackass
making 50 cents an hour

more than I do yell at me.

I grew up getting screamed at.

Kyle told me a lot about
how you guys grew up,

and I know, I know your mom
was a handful.

She was nuts.

My old man, he was worse.

Well, I don't ever recall

Kyle complaining about your dad.

That's 'cause Kyle was born after he left.

He was the lucky one.

The rest of us,
we had to sit there and take it.

Sometimes our parents cast
a long shadow, don't they?

Listen, maybe there's something
down at Outdoor Man.

You know, we might have
some work at the loading dock,

or, hell, lifting boats.

Nah, I don't want to work there.

I mean, that's all I need,
is everybody comparing me

to my super smart brother.

Yeah.

Well, um, look...

I know a lot of people in Denver.

I'll make some calls, all right?

Thanks, but no.

You know, maybe you were right before.

I mean, this could be a good time for me
to make a new start.

Yeah, I got a buddy up in Wyoming

who's been bugging me to come up there.

Wyoming's a great place, man.

Good opportunity that could
turn into something great.

He's in a biker gang.

Or it might not.

Look, I'm really happy

that Kyle has a family now.

He's a good kid.

He's a great man.

And you're okay, too.

It's funny, you know.

You're not at all who I thought you were.

You either.

I'll tell him you stopped by.

There she is.
The commander of eye in the sky.

What are we looking at today? Huh?

Uh, we have a temporary shutdown, sir.

Huh? What? Where's my drone?

Why aren't I seeing anything here?

There was... an incident.

Play it back.

- You're not gonna like it.
- All right. Okay.

What... what is...

what's she doing? What... What's going on?

Told you you wouldn't like it.

Oops.

Do you have
any idea what you've done?

Yup, a pretty great Babe Ruth impression.

And I liberated our customers.

No... What am I supposed to do,
just let people rob us blind?

I think you should go back
to being the trusting person

you always were.

Did you even catch any shoplifters?

No. But we did make a lady go into labor.

Oh, good. So you created
a new customer to spy on.

All right. All right, Kristin,
maybe you're right.

So what if a bag of beef jerky
and a pair of sunglasses

walk out the door once in a while?

I still trust 99% of our customers.

Oh, and, uh, Jen, the next time that Ed
asks you to invade people's privacy,

maybe say no.

I'm sorry. I get carried away.

I'm just so good at so many things.

Good.

Glad we cleared all this up.

Oh, Kristin, we... we did see you
take a pair of gloves this morning.

It was cold when I got here.
The tags are still on them.

I'll put them back.

Narcs.

Hey, babe, uh, I want to talk
about your sister, okay?

You have anything new to say?

I still think it's a bad idea
for you to give her money.

I am underwhelmed.

- Hey there.
- Hi, guys.

Boy, you learn stuff
when you're helping people.

Today I learned that
you don't have to talk louder

when you read to the blind.

And I learned that
when you mispronounce a word,

even the blind will roll their eyes.

All right, well, I'm gonna go lay down.

I just spent two hours
shouting The Da Vinci Code.

I feel so bad for Kyle.

- He keeps beating himself up about Lonny.
-Yeah.

And I wish there was something
I could do to help.

Well, as luck would have it,
your mom and I are dealing

with a similar situation
with, uh, your Aunt April,

so I'd like to field this, if I could.

Yeah, this should be interesting.
I'm all ears.

Eh, mostly teeth and hair, but whatever.

I realized that I don't really know April.

- At least not the way your mom knows her.
- No.

But I know your mom, and I trust her.

Okay, starting to be a little "whelmed."

And if she thinks that helping her sister
with our money is a good idea,

I trust her that it's a good idea.
Case closed.

Thank you.

Okay, so that's what
I should do with Kyle.

No, no, no, you just can't copy us.

Every relationship is different.
It's like a classic car, right?

Right, right, right.
You said that at Chuck's wedding.

- Exactly.
- Just before Kyle called Mom fat.

Uh, look, I know I don't say this

as much as your father does,
but he's right.

Money issues are too personal
for you to copy

- what anybody else does.
- Right.

Like a classic car.
Every marriage is different

and requires a different amount of work.
You know, sometimes it's the valves,

sometimes the carburetor,
that sort of thing.

- I understand.
- Okay.

What if our car's electric?

Then I don't really want to talk to you.

Okay, great advice, Dad.

And since The Godfather's
your favorite movie...

I'll be back.

- Thank you, Mike.
- Mm. Come here.

- Mm...
- What?

Ugh, I just can't stop picturing
Trump and Pelosi in the bath.

- Okay.
- Sorry again about the drone, Ed.

No apology necessary.

You did the right thing.

What was I thinking?

I'm just glad that you realized
Chuck's security system

is fine the way it is.

Mm. But it's not.

However, next time we beef up security,
it won't be with a drone.

It'll be with something that blends in.

Ed?

What do-what do you mean, "the next time"?

Oh, my God.

Ed, this doesn't blend in.