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And this asshole's going Gafoor, 13 00:02:20,041 --> 00:02:22,291 Gafoor, Gafoor in the mike. Is he nuts. 14 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:24,541 He "was" nuts. 15 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:28,041 Yeah! 16 00:02:28,541 --> 00:02:30,541 -Yeah, sir. Totally! -Gafoor! 17 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,875 Here I stand before you 18 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:42,416 I never learned to bow down 19 00:02:42,916 --> 00:02:46,125 Against the fiercest hurricane 20 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:50,416 I'm that stubborn flame that won't go out 21 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:54,041 I'm faster than the tearing wind 22 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:58,250 Is there anyone like me? 23 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:01,541 They say, don't be so arrogant 24 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:06,250 But I'm never going to change my ways 25 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:11,625 To all these superstars 26 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,750 I just want to say 27 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,500 That all over this world 28 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,125 Talking to Freddy is not an option. 29 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:47,250 Thanks anyway. 30 00:03:57,833 --> 00:03:58,916 Sign this. 31 00:03:59,666 --> 00:04:00,583 Good man. 32 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,083 -How did you? -Show me. 33 00:04:16,291 --> 00:04:18,291 Just used my charm and he agreed. 34 00:04:18,375 --> 00:04:20,208 -Oh man you're amazing! -Oh! 35 00:04:24,083 --> 00:04:25,458 You ass, how did you manage to do it? Huh? 36 00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:27,333 I'm… I'm getting tickled. I'm-- 37 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,333 Hey! 38 00:04:30,916 --> 00:04:31,875 -Damn, are your feet flying? -I'm getting ticked! 39 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:33,291 I'm getting-- Tickled-- 40 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:36,791 It's not fake is it? You'll end up in jail. 41 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:39,791 Who cares Sanya! Give me a pen. I'll sign it. 42 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:41,541 Pen… 43 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:43,166 Pen, I? 44 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,083 Why's your manager always so unprepared, bro. 45 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:46,625 Do you even know how to use a pen? 46 00:04:46,708 --> 00:04:48,458 I know how to use a pen much better than you. 47 00:04:48,541 --> 00:04:50,166 Oh, what are you fighting for! 48 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:55,083 He just signed a fucking contract. Let's go and party. 49 00:04:55,166 --> 00:04:56,833 You got it man. 50 00:04:56,916 --> 00:04:57,666 Finally. 51 00:04:58,166 --> 00:04:59,208 Give me a hug. 52 00:05:00,708 --> 00:05:03,750 Aasmaan! Ask your friend to join us too? 53 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:06,250 Look at his smile. He's blushing. 54 00:05:06,791 --> 00:05:08,375 Hey, you're coming with us. 55 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:15,250 Karishma? 56 00:05:18,416 --> 00:05:20,833 Why are you sitting there like a '90s villain? 57 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:22,041 Where are you going? 58 00:05:22,125 --> 00:05:23,791 I'm going out for drinks. 59 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:27,250 -With? -With some friends. Aasmaan and gang. 60 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:29,000 Sorry, sweetheart. You can't. 61 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:30,125 Why not? 62 00:05:30,208 --> 00:05:31,416 I didn't mean it like that. 63 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:34,166 I invited Sameer to dinner. And he's on his way. 64 00:05:34,666 --> 00:05:36,708 You should have told me that earlier, Papa. 65 00:05:36,791 --> 00:05:40,208 I was so disturbed after watching that video, I thought, I… 66 00:05:40,291 --> 00:05:41,708 But, it's okay. 67 00:05:42,416 --> 00:05:43,958 You go out and have fun. 68 00:05:44,041 --> 00:05:46,541 And don't worry. I'll tell him you're busy. 69 00:05:47,291 --> 00:05:48,958 No, it's alright. 70 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:50,500 Let him come over. 71 00:05:51,541 --> 00:05:52,750 Love you, darling. 72 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:53,708 Love you too. 73 00:06:01,708 --> 00:06:02,416 Yes, uncle? 74 00:06:02,916 --> 00:06:03,958 Come over for dinner. 75 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:05,833 Ah, I've already eaten. 76 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,250 Eat again. 77 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:08,958 Ah, ah… 78 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:15,166 Good boy! 79 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,416 I'm so sorry, Aasmaan, I can't make it tonight. 80 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:20,458 Something came up with my Dad, and… 81 00:06:20,541 --> 00:06:23,875 Okay. I, guess I'll see you tomorrow, at the script reading. 82 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:25,666 Okay. Pick me up at eight o'clock. 83 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:27,166 We can rehearse at, Boho. 84 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:28,333 See you tomorrow. 85 00:06:28,416 --> 00:06:29,333 See you. Bye. 86 00:06:30,375 --> 00:06:31,500 Did she can? 87 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,791 She was never coming, bro. 88 00:06:37,416 --> 00:06:38,416 Not to this side of the city. 89 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:41,458 These fancy brands chill in the other side of the city. You know, the posh side. 90 00:06:41,541 --> 00:06:44,250 Hi. Can I buy you a drink? 91 00:06:45,291 --> 00:06:46,958 Sorry. I don't drink. 92 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:50,625 Hmm. Your loss. 93 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:53,500 No, lis…, are you out of your mind? 94 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:57,041 Bro, that drink's way out of your league. This one in, drink it up. 95 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,125 Two shots, please! 96 00:06:58,208 --> 00:07:01,166 So many girls around make some love, baby! 97 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:14,541 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 98 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:21,916 She's a female lover. 99 00:07:23,416 --> 00:07:24,291 LGBTQ. 100 00:07:25,166 --> 00:07:28,791 Q? What do you mean Q? All letters matter okay. 101 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,250 26 years ago, after the disappearance 102 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:38,458 of Cyrus Sodawallah, it was his son Freddy Sodawallah who 103 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:40,208 stepped in to lead the company. 104 00:07:40,708 --> 00:07:43,000 Today, 45 years since its founding this company 105 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:46,875 stands on the brink of bankruptcy, crippled by its failure to deliver 106 00:07:46,958 --> 00:07:50,250 films despite raising massive funds from Chintamani Group. 107 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:52,416 The end of an era. 108 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,916 So, when are you moving out? 109 00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:01,000 I need the space. 110 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:04,625 You're bringing down the real estate value. 111 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,166 Technically, I have three more days before 112 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:08,458 the company is dissolved. 113 00:08:08,541 --> 00:08:10,375 What will you do in three days? 114 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:15,416 What you couldn't do your whole life. 115 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:16,708 Really? 116 00:08:17,916 --> 00:08:18,750 What? 117 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,250 Put up my feet and relax. 118 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:26,208 How dare you! 119 00:08:26,791 --> 00:08:28,708 Who the hell do you think you are? 120 00:08:28,791 --> 00:08:31,000 You wasted my money, you wasted my time, 121 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:33,625 and you also ruined your father's reputation! 122 00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:38,000 Hey, hey, hey, Freddy! Motherfucker! Hey, hey, hey, fucker, just stop it! 123 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:41,708 I'll destroy you, motherfucker! Damn you! You son of a bitch! 124 00:08:41,791 --> 00:08:42,625 Come back in three days. 125 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:43,541 Hey! 126 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Fuck you! 127 00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:50,083 Didn't you say you were looking for something new? 128 00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:52,125 I've found a song that's unconventional yet rooted. 129 00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:55,125 Sir, this song is already blowing up the internet. 130 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:58,041 Basically, raw Punjabi rock with a modern twist. 131 00:08:58,125 --> 00:09:00,166 Hmm. Interesting. Who's the song writer? 132 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,375 Uh, Adam and Avtar. 133 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,916 Avtar? Who the fuck is Avtar? 134 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,250 How would you know What my life was before 135 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:34,458 The world against me Me against the world 136 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:39,791 Oh, how would you know What my life was before 137 00:09:40,416 --> 00:09:45,208 The world against me Me against the world 138 00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:53,083 Now I have a heart of stone 139 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:55,625 Living by God's will alone 140 00:09:56,125 --> 00:10:00,583 I'm carefree now, all my fears have flown 141 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:03,333 The selfish world counts its ains 142 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:06,000 All were deaf to my cries of pain 143 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:11,250 I walked away, having broken my chains 144 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:16,500 All around me, it seems 145 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:22,458 Lives the angel of my dreams 146 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:28,000 In the blue sky I see God's face 147 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:31,458 And I've found my grace 148 00:10:31,541 --> 00:10:36,375 I'll bring down every wall Bend the wind to my whim 149 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:40,666 I've found my high in the will to win 150 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:44,916 How would you know What my life was before 151 00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:50,500 The world against me Me against the world 152 00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:53,000 Uncle Av! 153 00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:55,958 Oh, I feel like I've been violated. 154 00:10:56,041 --> 00:10:57,166 -Guess what. -Huh? 155 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,666 I just got a call from the Dharma office. 156 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:01,666 Aasmaan signed another film? 157 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,791 No, but you might have just. 158 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:04,708 What? 159 00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:07,708 Karan Johar has asked for a meeting with Adam and you. 160 00:11:07,791 --> 00:11:09,125 What the hell are you saying? 161 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:10,833 Fuck, yes! 162 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:12,375 Fuck, yes! 163 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:17,416 Guys! Guys! It's just a meeting. Nothing's confirmed yet. 164 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:19,041 Hey… 165 00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:22,708 You know, you never know! 166 00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:24,666 I can stop taking the meds in two months. 167 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,458 The doctor said, that I'm going to be fine. 168 00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:28,041 And you know what, I'm even allowed a couple 169 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:29,208 of drinks a week. 170 00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:31,291 Really? Did the doctor really say that? 171 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:34,583 Ofcourse! They put a whiskey in the IV, straight into the blood stream. 172 00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:36,958 Neeta, you need to get me one of those! 173 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,833 Hey, Rajat! Bloody free loader! 174 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,125 Like you're a millionaire, fucker! 175 00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:47,166 -I'm going to be millionaire soon. -You planning to rob a bank? 176 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,458 -Karan Johar wants my song. -We locked the deal. 177 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:52,750 -Your's brother is hot property now! -No fucking way! 178 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:55,708 -Freaking, legendary man! -Screw the bloody doctor's 179 00:11:55,791 --> 00:11:57,500 advise. We got to celebrate very soon. 180 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,458 Yeah, yeah, we'll empty bottles! 181 00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:03,291 -Uncle's on fire… -Uncle! I'm proud of you. 182 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:10,333 Golden Jubilees, running around trees… 183 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:13,166 no script and no fucking wig! 184 00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:16,583 I miss those days, man. 185 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,166 Me too, Hansraj. Me too. 186 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,166 That's exactly the problem these days. 187 00:12:21,666 --> 00:12:22,458 What? 188 00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:24,000 "Me too." 189 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,666 We also had "Me too" back in the days, 190 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,291 but it was, different. 191 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,791 When I fucked a girl, 192 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:35,041 there used to be long queues of women standing outside my room, screaming, 193 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:37,791 "Me too, Hansraj! Me too!" 194 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:40,291 Stop it, man. You can't say shit like this. 195 00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:41,583 They'll boycott you. 196 00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:43,750 Let them motherfucker's boycott me. 197 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,083 At least I'll be in the news! 198 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,166 Crazy fucker! 199 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:50,583 Listen, we can't all be Ajay Talwar, my friend. 200 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,833 All these years you never dipped your fingers in the honey? 201 00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:57,416 You had women throwing themselves at you! 202 00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:01,416 And you, only had eyes on, Anu. Never even looked at another woman. 203 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:04,333 May be cause all the good ones were lined up outside your room! 204 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:05,125 Hey… 205 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:06,833 What could I do, huh? 206 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,041 You're playing the cool guy, motherfucker. 207 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,208 And now you'll give some cheesy line. Like, 208 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,916 "True love is rare to find." 209 00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:16,750 And "a heart follows its own path. 210 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,666 No force on earth can alter the curse of true 211 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:20,583 love." 212 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:21,833 But let me tell you buddy, 213 00:13:21,916 --> 00:13:25,208 there's no substitute for a good all fuck!" 214 00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,375 I miss sex, man. 215 00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,500 I was thinking, how about this time, I ditch you? 216 00:13:34,916 --> 00:13:36,708 Okay, then. Bye. 217 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,166 Hey, listen. 218 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:43,250 I'm already here so, shall we. 219 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:44,666 Fine. 220 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,625 Hey, where you guys going? 221 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,458 -Hi, sir. -Hi. 222 00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:01,958 Just, stepping out. 223 00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:03,625 We have some homework. 224 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:05,125 Isn't homework meant, to be done at home. 225 00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:07,875 Papa, Karan has sent new pages. And we only have until tomorrow. 226 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,208 -We're gonna Boho House to rehearse. -But, what does Boho House 227 00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:11,416 have that our house doesn't? 228 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,833 Great view, uniformed staff, 229 00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:16,208 and both interior styled by Gauri Khan. Come. 230 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:17,416 Ah, sir, we didn't want to disturb you, so we-- 231 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,416 Papa, please, we'll be back by midnight. 232 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,208 Yeah. 233 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,916 30 years of experience at your service, guys. 234 00:14:22,416 --> 00:14:23,625 Come. Come in. 235 00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,541 Papa, you didn't have to do this. 236 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:30,375 What's the point of being a superstar, If I can't even help my kids. 237 00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:32,833 -Good night, Ajay! -Hey… 238 00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:34,958 Thanks so much, buddy, for a great party! 239 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,250 Anytime, anytime. 240 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,375 -Good night, Karishma. -Good night. 241 00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:40,500 Good night, Sameer! 242 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,041 You too, sir. 243 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:43,166 Yeah, me too. 244 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:45,416 Me too! 245 00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:48,000 Lallan, get the car! 246 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,708 Well, you came here by taxi. 247 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,291 Yes. 248 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,500 Wait, I din't see these scenes 249 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:56,625 in the first draft. 250 00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:59,166 It's a new draft. It's quite cool. 251 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,291 Yes, but, this is too much. 252 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,416 Basic love scenes! 253 00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,916 Nobody runs around trees anymore, Dad. 254 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,000 Do you like this house? 255 00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:09,458 Yeah? 256 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:11,666 It's here because I ran around trees. 257 00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:14,166 -Ha, ha. -Okay, seriously, I have 258 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,416 an early morning tomorrow. 259 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,125 Then we should get on with this, guys? 260 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,708 Come on, Aasmaan. Let's go. 261 00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:19,625 Fine. 262 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:22,125 So… 263 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:28,291 that's, probably the best sex I ever had. 264 00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:29,500 I know… 265 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,291 And I'm just getting started. 266 00:15:38,541 --> 00:15:39,833 Ajay sir! 267 00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:43,125 What… 268 00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:44,416 Hey! 269 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,958 -Hey! -Stop! What are you, stop! 270 00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:46,875 Oye! 271 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,000 Ajay sir! 272 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,125 One photo, sir… 273 00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:54,041 Only one photo, sir, please! 274 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,833 Sir, one photo, please! 275 00:15:55,916 --> 00:15:58,000 -Sir! -Only one photo, sir, please! 276 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,291 Only one photo, sir, only one photo. -Please, only one photo… -Quiet! 277 00:16:02,791 --> 00:16:04,625 This is not the way to ask for a photo. Sukhi. 278 00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:05,541 Huh? 279 00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:08,083 Oh, no, no, no! Please, don't throw me out! 280 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:08,791 Quiet! 281 00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:10,291 Do you want a photo or not? 282 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:11,041 Yes. 283 00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:13,208 Then come on give me your phone. 284 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,166 Take a photo. 285 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:22,458 Okay? 286 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,083 Thank you so much, sir. 287 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,041 Better not do this again. 288 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:29,708 -I love you, sir. -You were lucky this time. 289 00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,791 Sukhi, can you, take him to Dr. Agarwal, please. 290 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:33,541 Okay, sir. 291 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,958 And, make sure this fence is fixed. 292 00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:37,833 Okay, sir. 293 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,458 It's insane, sir. The love people have for you. 294 00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:45,666 But love can be a dangerous thing. 295 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,458 Sorry about my dad. He's being so weird. 296 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,250 It's all good. At least we managed to rehearse our lines. 297 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:54,125 See ya. 298 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,208 Listen, I'm having a party. 299 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:57,958 Really? 300 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,625 Have a great time then. 301 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:02,833 I'm inviting you, you idiot. 302 00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:05,125 Messing around. 303 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,583 It's your birthday, right? 304 00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:11,208 And no entry without a gift. 305 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,833 So you better put some thought into it. 306 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,041 If you say so. 307 00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,416 See you. Bye. 308 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,250 Bye. 309 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 -Yeah, yeah. -Bye, bye, bye. Yeah, toodles. 310 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,416 -Oh, dear. -Brilliant marketing strategy, Karan. 311 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,250 -Hmm? -I mean, using the Heimlich 312 00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,208 maneuver to set up a love story? 313 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,625 Now that's a maneuver. 314 00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:35,041 -It wasn't. She was really choking. Yeah. -Don't lie to me. From 315 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,416 one genius to another? 316 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,750 Ah, Ajay! 317 00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:40,875 Ajay must have flipped! Please tell me what's his reaction. 318 00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:42,750 -I will. Just now. -Yes. 319 00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,125 Surprised? 320 00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:48,416 Hey, hey, hey! What a surprise, Ajay sir! 321 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,416 Always surprising me on my set. 322 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,750 You're, you're always welcome. 323 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:55,208 I-I'll, I'll go do final checks. 324 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:56,458 Final checks! 325 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,208 Asshole! 326 00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:01,458 Ajay, what's up? 327 00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:04,041 I don't think you ever made it so early to your own sets. 328 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,833 It's the scenes you wrote, man. 329 00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:07,291 Glad you liked the script. 330 00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:10,041 The intimacy, Karan. It's too much. 331 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:13,541 Ajay, Ajay, Ajay. No one runs around trees anymore. 332 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,125 And Karishma is important to me as well, alright. 333 00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:18,625 -You don't have to worry. -How can I not worry? This is 334 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,208 my daughter's Bollywood debut. 335 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:23,458 I get it. I get it. 336 00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:25,958 But then, this is my film as well. 337 00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,166 Let me make it my way, huh? 338 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:30,708 And you know very well, 339 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,916 nobody, nobody makes love stories better than… 340 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,291 Karan Johar, ladies and gentlemen! 341 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,916 I'm sure you've heard the name. 342 00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:42,166 Fucking asshole! 343 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,916 Where have you been? 344 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,500 I've gone to meet Karan. 345 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:53,750 You're overthinking this, just because she's a girl? 346 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:57,375 How many kissing scenes have you done on screen? Hmm? 347 00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,708 -Just twice Anu. -Oh, please! There were 348 00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:01,416 two in 'Sailab' alone. 349 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,708 Why're you taking off your shoes? We're supposed to meeting the Sinha's? 350 00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:06,416 We are planning Karishma's birthday party? 351 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,875 You go. I'm not coming. 352 00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:09,333 Whatever. 353 00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,500 Behave like Shaumik. I'm going. 354 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,791 -Karishma, what happened? -No. No. 355 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,791 Hey, dude, be smooth. 356 00:19:19,541 --> 00:19:20,750 For a good mood. 357 00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,000 This is cheating, dude! 358 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:30,708 Use Mansmooth lotion every day, otherwise your girl also might… 359 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:32,250 Slimy bastard! 360 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,125 Wait, Anu. I'm coming with you. 361 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,333 You changed your mind? What happened? 362 00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:41,958 I need to talk to Sameer about something. 363 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,500 Sir, sir? 364 00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,375 Coffee. 365 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,500 Perfect. 366 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:12,750 Thank you, Jeejeebhoy. 367 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,958 Everything my father built… 368 00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:22,000 Everything I built… 369 00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:26,416 Everything we built… 370 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,458 It's all gone. 371 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:35,041 You can go too. 372 00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:41,708 Just leave me alone. 373 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,791 S-s-s-sir… 374 00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:50,125 That's my final order. 375 00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:19,208 Yes. Yes, sir? 376 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,208 It's a miracle, Jeejeebhoy. 377 00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:22,916 You're not going to believe this. 378 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,416 -The company has been saved, we are back! -S-sir! Are you serious? 379 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,958 -It's a miracle, Jeejeebhoy. -Are you serious, sir? I 380 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,500 -can't believe it, sir! -You're not going to believe this. 381 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:30,583 Gotcha! 382 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:41,000 How did you like my, spoofing device? Huh? Huh? 383 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:43,583 Jaraj? That was you? 384 00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:46,208 I could not believe myself when I saw it on TV. Why's the company shutting down? 385 00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:47,958 What the fuck is going on? 386 00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:50,958 I can't, can't tell you all that. 387 00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:53,583 And all of this isn't funny, Jaraj. 388 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:55,875 Funny? 389 00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:02,083 You know what's not funny? 15 years of being unemployed… 390 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,583 that's not funny. 391 00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:07,625 Impersonating others and making calls… 392 00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:09,833 that's not funny. 393 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,416 Either Hrithik, or then Salman… 394 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,166 but never Jaraj. 395 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:19,541 Cause when Jaraj calls, no one answers. 396 00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:22,375 And that, my friend… 397 00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:25,333 is not fucking funny. 398 00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:29,625 I deserve to know why this company is shutting down. 399 00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:32,666 I need a closure. I nee a fucking closure. 400 00:22:34,791 --> 00:22:36,375 Okay, relax. I'll tell you. 401 00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:38,375 The thing is, Freddy sir and Ajay Talvar 402 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,875 made a deal with each other. 403 00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:42,083 -Deal? What kind of deal? -Yes. 404 00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:44,875 But you can't tell anyone about this, okay? 405 00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:46,791 Okay. I promise you. 406 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,166 Wow! 407 00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:51,750 Wow! 408 00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:56,833 So basically, Aasmaan's doing Karan's film, 409 00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:59,875 so Ajay won't do Freddy's film? 410 00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:03,416 I, like it! 411 00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:07,250 Jeejeebhoy, what are you doing tonight? 412 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:10,416 Probably, drinking myself to death? 413 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,750 That fucking drink, is on me! 414 00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:17,500 -Rocks on rocks! -Drink? Let's drown! 415 00:23:20,791 --> 00:23:23,625 Happy Birthday! Come on, give Hansraj uncle a hug! 416 00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:26,125 Uncle, t's okay. You've already hugged her. 417 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:27,500 Ah, bloody… 418 00:23:28,416 --> 00:23:29,291 You wanna hug? 419 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,250 No. 420 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:31,791 Your fucking loss, man. 421 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:33,833 What a beautiful place. 422 00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:36,625 -Yeah, It's beautiful. -This place was a complete 423 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,458 mess before we bought it. Right? 424 00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:41,083 From slumdog to a millionaire, darling! 425 00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:42,916 Yeah, repeat my drink. 426 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,083 And ah, you, Mr. Sinha? 427 00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:47,666 Oh, I want to have my drink later, when the real party begins! 428 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:50,750 I'm sorry, man. I'm just so excited! 429 00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:55,416 -Aasmaan sir! -Aasmaan sir! Aasmaan sir! Aasmaan sir! 430 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,708 -Aasmaan sir, 'Revolver'… -Hi, Aasmaan sir! 431 00:23:57,791 --> 00:23:59,583 -Thank you, thank you, thank you. -Thank you, thank you. 432 00:23:59,666 --> 00:24:01,541 Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir! Sir! Aasmaan sir! Sir! Sir! Sir! 433 00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:03,333 What, what are you doing, Parvaiz? 434 00:24:03,416 --> 00:24:05,583 Calm down brother. What's wrong with you? 435 00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:09,375 Bro. Thank you, man, for bringing me to this party! 436 00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:10,875 I fucking love you, bro. 437 00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:13,333 Go and thank, Karishma. She invited you. 438 00:24:13,416 --> 00:24:14,208 So sweet. 439 00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:16,041 This party is ten on ten, bro. 440 00:24:16,125 --> 00:24:18,291 Fucking insane food, gorgeous girls, 441 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:22,666 full on celeb energy and little star kids popping around everywhere like popcorn. 442 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:23,666 Pop, Pop. 443 00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:25,208 What a party! 444 00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:26,166 What a vibe! 445 00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:28,833 -Superb party! -Bullshit party. 446 00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:31,291 We will welcome all with a swag 447 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:37,208 Happy Birthday. 448 00:24:37,791 --> 00:24:39,250 Thank you so much, sir! 449 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:40,625 What an amazing party. 450 00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:41,583 Thank you. 451 00:24:41,666 --> 00:24:42,875 I'll just go call, papa. 452 00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:43,708 Yeah. 453 00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:48,333 Papa. Exactly what I don't wanna become. 454 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,708 Ooh, cranberry juice! 455 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,208 It's wine, you idiot. 456 00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:55,625 Hey! 457 00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:57,875 You're the one who was grinding on my sister, right? 458 00:24:57,958 --> 00:25:00,500 Shaming my family on national television? 459 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,833 That was funny as fuck, bro. Shit. 460 00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:07,541 Hi, guys. I don't know what he said, but I'm sorry. 461 00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:09,875 Karishma! Happy Birthday! 462 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:12,083 I'm out of here. 463 00:25:13,041 --> 00:25:15,500 And that's my cutylee. Shaumik! 464 00:25:18,625 --> 00:25:19,666 Just a sec. 465 00:25:22,541 --> 00:25:23,625 Happy Birthday. 466 00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:24,458 Thank you. 467 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:25,875 What's in this box? 468 00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,083 It's a ring. 469 00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:30,958 Is that a silver spoon? 470 00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,333 You're such an asshole! 471 00:25:34,791 --> 00:25:35,666 You like it? 472 00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:37,875 Put it on. 473 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:52,125 Excuse me, guys. 474 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,166 -I'll be right back. -Hmm… 475 00:25:57,791 --> 00:25:59,208 It goes well with my dress. 476 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,125 Huh. 477 00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:01,791 Fuck you! 478 00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:03,750 You look great. 479 00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:05,750 Thanks. 480 00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:08,041 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! 481 00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:09,958 Guess what time it is? 482 00:26:10,041 --> 00:26:11,458 Time to cut the cake! 483 00:26:11,958 --> 00:26:15,958 So may I please request the birthday girl to make her way to the stage? 484 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:17,333 I've got to go cut the cake. 485 00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:18,458 I'll see you. 486 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:21,625 And what are you guys doing there, warming your seats up? Get up, get up! 487 00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:22,375 See you. 488 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,875 But please, make way for the lovely lady. 489 00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:26,958 Drunk fuck! 490 00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:30,250 So, this is the love of my life. 491 00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:33,000 And, this is the knife. 492 00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:37,208 It's not his humor, it's the money. 493 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:47,041 What is that? 494 00:26:47,541 --> 00:26:50,833 Wait. wait, stop, stop! I-I said, stop, guys! Come on. 495 00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:55,375 What is that? Is that a box? 496 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:58,083 I want to know who the hell baked this cake? 497 00:26:58,583 --> 00:26:59,833 Who put a box in there? 498 00:27:00,541 --> 00:27:02,625 Hey, what? It's supposed to be special. 499 00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:04,500 Who put this in there? 500 00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:10,041 Oh, wait. it was me! 501 00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:18,958 It's a joke! 502 00:27:19,541 --> 00:27:20,875 Thanks. Thanks, Dad. 503 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:22,750 Who put a box in there? 504 00:27:30,958 --> 00:27:34,166 Not that anything is more special than Karishma being born. 505 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:40,708 What I'm trying to say is, you lift me up when I'm feeling blue. 506 00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:45,541 What's the point of gravity, when I'm falling for you? 507 00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:49,458 Fifteen years, I know, I know, it's been a while. 508 00:27:49,541 --> 00:27:52,458 But I promise, to always make you smile. 509 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:55,750 So Karishma… 510 00:27:57,833 --> 00:27:58,958 will you marry me? 511 00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:04,250 What? 512 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,083 Surprised? 513 00:28:08,666 --> 00:28:09,541 Sameer? 514 00:28:11,041 --> 00:28:11,916 Karishma? 515 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:22,541 Say, yes! 516 00:28:23,958 --> 00:28:24,791 Yes! 517 00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:29,750 -Yes, Sameer, of course. -She said yes! 518 00:28:32,166 --> 00:28:33,291 Yeah, boy! 519 00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:46,625 Fucking hell, bloody losers! 520 00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:48,958 -Finally! -Congratulations. 521 00:28:49,541 --> 00:28:51,375 Would you like to say a few words, fiancée? 522 00:28:51,458 --> 00:28:52,208 Congratulations! 523 00:28:58,041 --> 00:29:00,541 I, I'm just very overwhelmed right now. 524 00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:02,958 I hadn't see this coming. 525 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:05,208 I mean, I knew this day would come. 526 00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:08,833 But, I-I didn't know it would come this soon. 527 00:29:12,416 --> 00:29:14,000 Sooner the better, I guess? 528 00:29:26,916 --> 00:29:30,583 Aasmaan, sorry. I-I mean… 529 00:29:31,166 --> 00:29:35,208 Sa-Sameer wasn't lying when he said he's going to make this day special, so… 530 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:37,041 thank you so much. 531 00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:43,250 Such a committed actor! Always working, huh? 532 00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:45,500 There's plenty of cake, guys. 533 00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:47,458 We'll drink through the night! 534 00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:48,500 Me too! 535 00:29:50,583 --> 00:29:52,583 -Congratulations! -Congratulations! 536 00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:01,541 Are you okay? 537 00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:05,708 Okay, come. Let's go out somewhere. 538 00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:07,791 You guys go ahead. 539 00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:09,916 How the hell can we go without you? 540 00:30:11,541 --> 00:30:12,416 One sec. 541 00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:14,625 Hello? 542 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:20,458 Yo Romeo! There are many Juliets, chill! 543 00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:22,916 We will find you a better one tonight itself. 544 00:30:23,416 --> 00:30:25,125 Listen, trust me. 545 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:27,250 There's only one thing a 546 00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:29,291 man can always turn to… 547 00:30:29,791 --> 00:30:33,666 Here. Come on, get rid of it. Drink. 548 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,041 Aasmaan, what are your measurements? 549 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,375 Miss manager, boundaries. 550 00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:37,583 You can't be asking us 551 00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:38,708 boys these questions? 552 00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:42,041 We need to get you camera ready. 553 00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:44,250 So you can hit the red carpet at FilmFirst. 554 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:44,916 FilmFirst? 555 00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:46,458 Guys, we have a nomination! 556 00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:47,583 Best newcomer? 557 00:30:47,666 --> 00:30:49,500 -Best actor! -Oh! Best news ever! 558 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,333 Are you serious? Huh? 559 00:30:52,416 --> 00:30:54,583 -Really? FilmFirst? -Film, Film, Film… 560 00:30:56,083 --> 00:30:57,541 -Uncle! -Congratulations! 561 00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:03,166 If you don't party with us tonight, you drama queen, I swear to God… 562 00:31:04,958 --> 00:31:06,583 You know, I'm going to call my friends 563 00:31:06,666 --> 00:31:07,625 to celebrate tonight. 564 00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:10,041 Uncle Av, your only friend is that peony DJ. 565 00:31:10,125 --> 00:31:10,958 Yes? 566 00:31:12,333 --> 00:31:14,500 I've a happening social life. Look at you fucking fanboy! 567 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:18,583 Swinging of Aasmaan's dick and thinking you're Tarzan, motherfucker! 568 00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:22,250 -I've got a lot of friends! -Why you saying that! 569 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:26,000 Hello? 570 00:31:26,583 --> 00:31:28,041 Hey, Jaraj? Where are you? 571 00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:30,666 Hey, Avtar! What's up. I was just about to call you. 572 00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:32,208 I'm riding a bike right now. 573 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:36,666 Oh ho, then why did you take my call? What if you fall? Are you crazy? Hang up! 574 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:39,750 -Okay, okay, bye. -Alright, alright, listen, listen. 575 00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:40,416 Yeah? 576 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,833 Uh, I wanted to meet you. You free now? 577 00:31:42,916 --> 00:31:47,125 In fact even I wanted to meet you. Need to discuss something important. 578 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:49,750 It's regarding Aasmaan. It's very important. 579 00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:52,708 Alright, fine. I'll send you the location. You come there as soon as possible. 580 00:31:52,791 --> 00:31:53,708 Aasmaan's also here. 581 00:31:53,791 --> 00:31:55,833 Okay, okay. Bye! I love you! 582 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,375 Oh, it was a beautiful evening. 583 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:01,958 No, no, she's really happy. 584 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:05,708 I know, they look really good together. I'll pass on the message. 585 00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:07,375 Thank you. Thank you so much. 586 00:32:08,416 --> 00:32:09,458 Why, papa? 587 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:13,083 Why what, sweetheart? 588 00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:15,500 Are you okay? 589 00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:17,833 Sameer told me everything. 590 00:32:18,416 --> 00:32:19,583 Told you what? 591 00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:22,208 Why did you ask him to propose to me? 592 00:32:22,291 --> 00:32:23,875 Sameer wanted to propose to you, 593 00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:24,916 so I said okay. 594 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 Behind my back, on my birthday? 595 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,833 You put me on the spot! 596 00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:29,750 Spot? 597 00:32:30,708 --> 00:32:32,416 I mean, you guys have been dating each 598 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:33,958 other for so many years. 599 00:32:34,041 --> 00:32:35,041 You were always going on and on, 600 00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:36,750 "I love Sameer, I love Sameer"? 601 00:32:37,416 --> 00:32:38,666 So, what did I do wrong? 602 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,000 That's between us! 603 00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:45,208 That doesn't give you the right to make decisions for me. 604 00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:47,916 I care about you, Karishma. 605 00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:50,916 I only want what's best for you. 606 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,625 If you cared about me… 607 00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:56,166 you would have asked me before doing this. 608 00:32:59,833 --> 00:33:00,833 Karishma? 609 00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:08,625 Congratulations, sis. 610 00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:10,375 Tears of joy? 611 00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:16,041 Happy Birthday, by the way! 612 00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:19,875 Motherfucker… 613 00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:22,916 Get me something to drink, please! 614 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 I've been dying to have a drink, my throat so dry. 615 00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:27,750 -Don't you think you've had enough? -What's up… 616 00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:28,583 Huh? 617 00:33:28,666 --> 00:33:31,708 Hey Adam! Calm the… down and this is just for starters. 618 00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:33,125 No, no! Enough is enough. 619 00:33:33,208 --> 00:33:35,833 Enough? Are you my fucking wife? Come here! 620 00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:38,625 Excuse me. Can I get two shots please? 621 00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:39,583 Yeah. Sure. 622 00:33:39,666 --> 00:33:42,250 And if she pops back in your head, start imagine yourself 623 00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:43,458 on that FilmFirst stage… 624 00:33:43,541 --> 00:33:46,875 holding that award, and everyone going like, "Aasmaan!" 625 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,416 Two shots for you, ma'am. 626 00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:50,791 Birthday party turns into an engagement! 627 00:33:50,875 --> 00:33:54,416 Billionaire Sameer Sinha proposes to his long time girlfriend Karishma Talvar! 628 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,875 -Yes, you heard that right. -Can you change the channel, please? 629 00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:59,375 Sameer Sinha the billionaire finally propose his girlfriend Karishma Talwar. 630 00:33:59,458 --> 00:34:01,166 Its okay. I want to see this. -for seven years. 631 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:04,250 Hey, listen! What's with the wedding videos? We want to watch football okay. 632 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,875 Just look at how happy she looks. 633 00:34:05,958 --> 00:34:08,666 -Hey, Don't ignore me? -Finally she's going to be married woman. 634 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:10,541 He's an actor, so you'll do what he says? 635 00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:11,791 But we're also your guests. 636 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,291 We are also humans. 637 00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:15,541 -It's a public TV, dude. -Yeah. 638 00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:17,958 So, let's ask them what they wanna watch. 639 00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:20,708 Alright people! What do you wanna watch? 640 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:23,250 Football! 641 00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:27,625 Rumor has it, that Shakira will be serving drinks… 642 00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:28,250 Change it. 643 00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:32,291 Who cares about these stars? They change boyfriends like outfits. 644 00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:33,875 What's so shocking about that? 645 00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:36,375 I'm really sorry about them, ma'am. 646 00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:37,541 Can I do anything else for you? 647 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:42,291 It's okay. Can you give me four shots, not two this time? And Aas-maan? 648 00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:45,250 Did you see his hands shivering. Shaking like he saw a ghost. 649 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:48,166 -Why do they call him an action hero, bro? -The stunt doubles handles the 650 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:50,708 action, and guys like him hawk the credit. 651 00:34:53,208 --> 00:34:55,416 You shouldn't have changed the channel. 652 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,250 Really? Why? 653 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:00,125 Do you like the girl? 654 00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:03,250 I just don't like football. 655 00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:04,166 Huh? 656 00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:11,458 Aasmaan! What the fuck, dude? 657 00:35:13,791 --> 00:35:15,291 You have to carry him now. 658 00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:17,583 Aasmaan! 659 00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:20,208 -Where do you think you going? -Really? Why? 660 00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:21,833 -Hey! -Hey, that's my bottle! 661 00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:27,041 After my old lover 662 00:35:29,208 --> 00:35:31,208 Fuck! Bloody bastard! 663 00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:34,625 Oh, you fucking fuckers. 664 00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:39,125 My love, you're a player I see mischief in your eyes 665 00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:40,375 Aasmaan! 666 00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:46,333 My love, you're a player I see mischief in your eyes 667 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:50,916 You're a rogue at heart And yet I'd die for you 668 00:35:53,166 --> 00:35:54,958 My love, you're a player 669 00:35:57,041 --> 00:35:59,000 My love, you're a player 670 00:36:00,875 --> 00:36:02,791 My love, you're a player 671 00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:06,583 My love, you're a player 672 00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:16,000 My love, you're a player 673 00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:20,000 My love, you're a player 674 00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:23,375 My love, you're a player 675 00:36:26,541 --> 00:36:28,208 Motherfucker! 676 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 Oh, shit! 677 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:33,625 Oh, oh, hey! 678 00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:36,916 Fuck! 679 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:37,833 Fire! 680 00:36:39,416 --> 00:36:41,708 Save him! Someone do something! 681 00:36:42,708 --> 00:36:44,041 After my old lover 682 00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:45,375 After-- 683 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:52,041 Help! Help, please! 684 00:37:01,291 --> 00:37:02,125 Run! 685 00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:15,625 Hey! Come on, move, quickly! 686 00:37:16,666 --> 00:37:19,291 Smash that fool! Just break his bloody face! 687 00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:20,291 Let's go! 688 00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:23,125 Bro! Are you okay? 689 00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:25,208 You good? 690 00:37:25,291 --> 00:37:25,958 Bro, your face? 691 00:37:26,583 --> 00:37:28,125 Oh, what's wrong with my face? 692 00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:32,833 Bro, your face, is a masterpiece, it's so not fair! 693 00:37:32,916 --> 00:37:34,500 Come on, man! 694 00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:35,708 You're such a tease, Paru! 695 00:37:35,791 --> 00:37:36,833 I know how you like it? 696 00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:39,166 You are my favorite wierdo? 697 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:41,125 Thank you, bro. Thank you, guys. 698 00:37:41,208 --> 00:37:42,750 Now we've done you two favors. 699 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:45,291 First Freddy, and now this. 700 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:48,708 -Freddy? What do you mean? -The contract. 701 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:52,666 Seriously, bro? You didn't tell a golden boy about it. 702 00:37:53,375 --> 00:37:55,500 Oh, shit I totally forgot to tell you. 703 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,166 It's a quick dinner. Nothing too heavy. 30 max, 704 00:37:58,250 --> 00:38:00,166 like 40 minutes in and out with don Gafoor. 705 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:01,208 With whom again? 706 00:38:02,416 --> 00:38:04,000 Don Gafoor dude. Come on, man. 707 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:06,625 So shall we go? 708 00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:07,875 No wait, right now? 709 00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:09,125 No, next day? 710 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,875 Gafoor sir's waiting for you. 711 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:14,833 You wanna walk or should we carry you, Mr. Revolver? 712 00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:16,083 But Abdul… 713 00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:17,375 Huh? 714 00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:27,791 Just a joke. 715 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,291 They're joking! 716 00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:36,875 Who's calling you? 717 00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:40,333 I need to take this. Can't make it tonight. 718 00:38:41,041 --> 00:38:44,583 Hey! What's going on? Why didn't you tell him anything? Huh? 719 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:56,541 Hi, Karishma. 720 00:38:57,166 --> 00:38:58,291 Congratulations. 721 00:38:59,708 --> 00:39:02,541 Why didn't you meet me before leaving, Aasmaan? 722 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:07,000 Sorry, something came up. 723 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:08,583 What is it? 724 00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:10,666 I need to talk to you about something. 725 00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:12,250 Tell me. 726 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:18,250 Actually, forget it. 727 00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:22,916 Okay, then. Good night. 728 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000 No, wait. 729 00:39:26,875 --> 00:39:29,041 Am I the only one feeling this way. 730 00:39:30,958 --> 00:39:32,041 What way, Karishma? 731 00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:35,416 I think… 732 00:39:38,416 --> 00:39:39,208 I think… 733 00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:41,000 Put a condom on his head. Enough of talking. 734 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:42,375 I'm in love with you. 735 00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:45,333 -Hey, let go of me! -Put him in. Put him in. Put the fucker in! 736 00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:47,541 -Aasmaan? -Come on, come on! 737 00:39:47,625 --> 00:39:48,625 -Hang on! -Put him in. 738 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:51,000 -Put him inside. -Hey, Aasmaan! 739 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:54,791 Fuck! 740 00:39:57,083 --> 00:39:59,916 Hello, Aasmaan? Aasmaan? 51830

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