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I need you want to mix
the punch i don't know
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what it is for for parts
both get a one mixer.
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What is.
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You do it sweetheart on
putting the nachos in the oven.
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I sure hope that people mix better
than they did at my birthday party
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i mean
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your friends clumped on one side
and all my friends were on the other side.
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Connected.
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I'll get it.
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That Beverly Superman was
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my friend Beverly yeah oh
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look at your.
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Beautiful diamond.
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Banks hobby here
made it out of it
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bag of vz like charcoal
briquettes for me.
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Around the house.
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They probably
won't be one of these.
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A corkscrew thank you.
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Would you let me open at first
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i mean there are some
of us who don't have X-ray
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vision and we like to
be surprised i'm sorry.
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Though
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oh
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of course.
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One thing i could really
use around the house
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lately I've been
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sucking the cork out and i
ended up drinking the whole bottle.
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You really shouldn't.
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There
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was a bunch.
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I just add on there as
well you will you ask me.
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I'm there when you
just ask me it's like a
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kind of
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slowed.
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Me
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down there.
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There's a lot of great.
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Apartments.
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Is your lowest.
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Unit crazy x ray vision.
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Atlanta
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hi Lois has the
luckiest girl in the world
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oh just fine why don't you
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join the party and try
and have some fun with
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Atlanta have you met
my friends the flashing
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and Beverly.
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Nice to meet
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nice to meet you
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oh by the way Superman i
just read that profile if you.
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Buy Clark Kent from the daily
planet boy does Clark can't love you.
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So he flashed i got a new
ping pong table in the rec room
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you say it again
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okay but nobody you
know what happens
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but yeah
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let's do it
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about
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a five
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well Lois married life seems
to be agreeing with you
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well yes but you know living with a
superhero doesn't have it's problems yeah.
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Flash
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is that i just cannot get into.
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Trouble.
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Well
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there's that
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i.
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Used to
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tell me a secret i.
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Won't tell you a
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secret identity maybe there's some
other things that he's not telling you.
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Oh
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wait I'll get him.
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Thursday Patrick's day how was the
parade were you the grand Marshall again
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nos Greenlanders
turn this year we rotate.
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Cookie cookie hulk
will happened to you
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what do you think happened
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i swear first thing Monday
morning twin beds all.
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We got a present for it
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what
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kryptonite.
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Common it's all going back now.
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Oh.
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Yeah thank you
very much i always let
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my husband of yours
anyway yeah thank god.
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I feel.
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The joker's daughter.
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Though i'm surprised
Clark Kent isn't here.
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All becomes i invited them.
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It's funny
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what
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about Clark but
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have you ever noticed
how you never see Clark
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and the flash together
at the same time.
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I get a lot
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up.
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Oh so smart invisible girl.
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On.
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To join the party.
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Excuse me
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i'm not sure if i
remember your name.
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Bad with names you know
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you don't remember me
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we met several times
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it's at man
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a n t m a n
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o.
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Oh
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man.
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What are you what are your
superpowers again you just
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talk to the answers that
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well partly but mainly i shrink
myself down to the size of an ant
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while retaining my
fellow humans been
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really
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good
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that's really impressive that
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human strength.
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You must be able to clean
house and those other ads
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that help
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check this guy out.
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The strength of a human.
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Man.
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Where are your ads
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that.
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They're at home and the ad farm.
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Oh let's do this guys where
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every molecule of quiver.
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Don't
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what's so funny.
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End
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of.
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Job.
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It was a
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great grade on it.
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It's just revenue
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loss.
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Where's the cans around here.
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Yeah.
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Boy.
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I i'm sorry
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i didn't see it sitting
there on the pot.
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Invisible girl was going
to go to the bathroom
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said.
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Wonder.
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Oh don't worry about the clerk
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i have a feeling he'll
show up sometime tonight.
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Well
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maybe i could call him and ask you
to break some ice we're sort of running
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on
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Horace
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excuse me.
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Cookie.
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The hawk
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looks like he lost some weight
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yeah but he's still.
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Way out of shape i gotta
get them to go on a diet
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summer how
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did you see
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the love handles on the flash.
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Smoking again and then he started smoking
again and now he smokes six packs a day
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well they're all letting themselves
go and i mean you know
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who can blame them
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i mean it's a justice league of america
wiped out all the super villains these guys
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have nothing to do tell me about
it have you seen the green lantern.
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It's unbelievable he looks
like Orson welles well.
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Last
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Clark god i didn't know if you're
going to make it i'm so glad you came
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i'm afraid i can't stay too long
Lewis i gotta get back to the office
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by the way is Superman here
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now i flew out for some ice.
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So long as i don't get to see it too
much more now that you're married hey.
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Must be great being
married to the man of steel.
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I guess you must be
a terrific husband at.
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Heart.
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I confide in you
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of course you can
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as
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well i feel like
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can talk to you Clark because I've
known you for a long time until your
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article you seem to have such
a high opinion of Superman.
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Clark.
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It's about Superman.
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I mean
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i can't tell you how
incredibly though he is
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i mean he's so kind heart
and all that but he's so
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boring sometimes i think
i'm going to lose my mind.
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I'm surprised to
hear that Louis.
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It's not his fault
he's from Krypton
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i mean he's just
so straight though
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you know when we got
married he was a virgin.
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So what's so bad about
that both you being virgins.
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Oh come on Clark i went
out with a hawk for six months.
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Thank
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you and the hulk huh.
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That's funny.
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Oh
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there's a Superman oh this
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well
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i dunno i never really came
up i don't think it bothered
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yeah i'm sure it would matter
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guy like Superman
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so artisan
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does anyone else know
about you and the hulk
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oh sure i have the
flash and Spiderman and
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the thing and
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thing
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i told Paraguay and.
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Clark and i took.
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Clark
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what's the matter.
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To me also
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yeah i got a cab waiting outside
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i got to go
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all free i'm sorry i
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designed you i
just had to give it
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one.
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Last delicious
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thank you
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we should talk to
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or stop by yeah I'll tell him
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goodnight.
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No
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you
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can't
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art like that he'd
have to rent it or
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buy it over
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at home
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I'll come out
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a lot of people
standing on your lawn.
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I figured easy.
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That smell like.
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Play.
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It's Clark Kent.
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Of course
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Clark Kent Superman.
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I said
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okay I'll do it everybody on.
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