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This is maria storm reporting
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from the reno
sheriff's department,
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where an unfolding scandal has
rocked this city to its core.
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Earlier this week,
a tourist couple from sparks
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took the following
homemade video footage...
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Footage that sparked
the d.A.'S investigation,
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as well as allegations
of misconduct
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and gross incompetence.
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Somebody's got to
take out the trash,
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and I promise
the citizens of reno
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that that person
is gonna be me, mike powers.
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Thank you.
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Wiegel:
I'll tell you one thing.
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Jones and garcia --
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they killed that guy.
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Come here!
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Oh! Ahh!
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Oh-ah! Oh!
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Lieutenant dangle, you are,
for all intents and purposes,
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the head of the department --
is that correct?
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Yes, sir, I answer
to sheriff chechekevitch.
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Are you aware
of all the activities
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that take place
within the department?
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Yes, sir, I am.
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Does anything
escape your attention?
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No, sir, it does not.
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Are you aware that your balls
are hanging out right now?
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I'm sorry.
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No, not at all.
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I'll sit like this.
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What the hell is that? Is that
bottle rockets or something?
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Okay, let's go.
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How's it going, mate?
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If it ain't
power man and iron fist.
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You showed up for the end.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Whoa.
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Yah! That's right.
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Don't get close,
'cause I'll set it off.
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Are those m-80s?
What is that?
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M-80s, black rockets,
a few other things.
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Yeah, there's enough here
to take us all down
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in a beautiful,
sexy nightmare.
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Yo, yo, yo!
Yo, yo, yo!
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No!
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Yeah.
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Yeah, one side.
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Messed it up.
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If you do this,
the terrorists win, okay?
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You are an american.
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I'm an american dream.
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You are
an american dream.
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You don't want
to kill that dream.
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If you do this,
they win.
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All right.
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All right.
That's good.
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That was duds, anyways.
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Click it all I want.
It ain't gonna go.
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Holy hell.
Oh, my god!
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Hey, go, go!
Go!
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No, hey, hey!
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No!
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No, no!
Hey, hey, hey!
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Lie down!
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It's actually
quite beautiful.
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Does the d.A. Have access
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to our telephone calls
and e-mails
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and things like that?
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I don't know, but --
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specifically, e-mails is kind of
what I'm wondering about.
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Why?
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I'm pretty sure I've deleted
all my e-mail,
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but I'm not positive.
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And there's a couple
that I sent as a goof --
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a couple goof e-mails
I sent out.
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I never get
any of your e-mails.
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I better check my service.
It might not be working right.
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They're mostly goofs,
and they're mostly to jones,
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but I...
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I don't think they'll check
the e-mails, will they?
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Racial prejudice.
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Sorry?
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Dereliction of duty,
sexual indiscretion --
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a lot of charges leveled
against this department.
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Against this department
or against specific people?
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Specifically, you, lieutenant --
sexual indiscretion.
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I'm sorry?
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Sexual indiscretion --
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I talked to officer jones,
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and he said that, quite often,
around the department,
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he has the feeling
that you are eye-raping him.
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What?
Sir, what is an eye-rape?
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Do that again.
What did you just do?
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That?
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I think it's
a little more like this.
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Did you see
what I just did?
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Yes, I did see
what you did.
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Look again.
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Did you ever do that
to officer jones?
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No, never.
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Not once, never.
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You're telling me that you
never went...To officer jones?
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No!
Never!
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How would you
characterize officer jones
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as a police officer?
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He's a hardworking --
he's a big, hardworking,
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robust,
sort of mocha-ish person.
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Did you say you wanted
to grease his chassis?
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No, sir, I would never
say that -- no, sir.
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How would you
characterize officer garcia?
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Oh, he's a furious
little person.
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No, sir.
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Would you be willing to sign
a deposition regarding...
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Who? Which one?
Pick one. Sure.
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Absolutely.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Who else?
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Got a 9-1-1 call.
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Officer!
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Sheriff's department.
What happened, honey?
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My boyfriend,
kiki, stole my hair!
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He did what?
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He stole my hair!
He took off running with it!
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The hair off your head?
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No, no!
I was gonna put it in my hair.
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It was in this bag --
my extensions.
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He said
he's gonna burn it.
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What does kiki look like?
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He's about this tall officer,
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and he's got a light-blue do-rag
that comes down like this.
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Do-rag like tupac-style?
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No, it's like a cap,
and it hangs down in the back.
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50 cent-style.
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Yes, yes, exactly!
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Why were you and kiki in
an altercation over the hair?
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Because he gets jealous,
a'ight?
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So, I went
and got some hair,
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and then all the white men
started tipping me better.
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And the black men ignore me, and
I'm paying my bills.
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And kiki's like,
"you just trying to get
yourself a white man.
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Stay with your own kind."
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And he's puerto rican!
That don't even make any sense!
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I'm gonna get poor,
bald-headed tips.
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Okay, honey,
hold on, hold on.
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Sweetie,
how about this, huh?
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Oh, my god.
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This is malaysian,
top-of-the-line, micro-wefted.
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This is very sweet,
but I want my hair!
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Okay, now,
can you work with this?
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I can try,
but I don't know how to do it.
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I mean, his sister
was gonna do it for me,
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and now
she probably hates me.
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He probably
went to her house to burn it.
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Can you make me look
like ashanti, please?
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Come on. Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on.
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Oh, my god.
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Nooooo!!
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I'm gonna kill him!
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Honey...
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I'm gonna kill him!
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State your name, please.
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Deputy clementine johnson.
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Deputy johnson,
I have several witnesses
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who've testified
to the fact that you
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have taken evidence
from the evidence room --
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specifically, marijuana --
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that you have been seen
smoking marijuana
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outside the police station,
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and, also,
several counts of you
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involved in various
sexual indiscretions,
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mostly in
your police cruiser,
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but that's not
why we're here today.
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I don't care about that.
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I want to know
about jones,
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and I want
to know about garcia.
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Well, I've been
sexually harassed
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many, many times
by officer jones.
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Every time I bend over
to tie my shoe
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or pick something up
from the floor,
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he comes up behind me
and gooses me.
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Mm-hmm.
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Also, he's called me
a honky.
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Does he call you a honky
while he's goosing you?
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Sometimes.
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Are you mad at me?
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Yes, we are mad at you.
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You're under arrest again.
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My neck is hurt.
My leg hurts.
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My leg hurts.
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Just set him down.
Set him down.
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I can't see.
I can't see.
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Yes, you can.
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I can see again.
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I need something to drink.
I'm gonna throw up.
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We'll get the medic
to look at you.
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Don't throw up there --
do you understand me?
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No!
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Are you guys mad?
Don't be mad.
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I think
I'm gonna throw up.
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Don't you throw up.
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I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna throw up.
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I'm gonna throw up.
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Uh-oh, spaghettios.
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Ooh, let's roll.
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Oh [bleep].
He took the chopper keys.
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No!
Terry!
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Put that chopper down,
terry!
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Terry!
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Terry!
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Terry!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Terry!
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Okay, children,
let's welcome officer...
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It's officer
"jam maestro" garcia
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and "dance master" jones.
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Oh, ho, ho, what?
Hey, hey, hey.
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1...2.
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1...2...3...4.
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[ '80s-style
break-dance music plays]
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Over here,
and, oh, we bring it back.
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There's a wind.
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What?
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Look at that.
Oh!
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Um, so...
Is that it?
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What do you mean,
"is that it?"
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Oh, you can do better?
Oh, you got it, huh?
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No, go ahead.
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You would have done better
if I held the cardboard --
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no, you were
in the way a little bit.
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Oh, okay.
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I'm glad
that you were there,
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but I probably
could have done
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a little bit
better without...
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Well, next time,
you can just do it yourself.
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Déjà vu.
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Yeah.
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This woman calls...
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All the time.
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...five times a week,
six times a week --
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always something,
always something.
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Sheriff's department,
mrs. Leonard.
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Sheriff's department,
mrs. Leonard.
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Hello.
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Come on, get out!
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It's about time.
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Got here
as fast as we could.
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Thank you, because I can't
listen to that squeaking
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and squackling
much longer --
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the kids --
it's constant --
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bouncing the balls,
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talking about their homework,
playing marbles.
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It's annoying, and it's always
at the same time.
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It's from 2:00 to 3:00.
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Naptime is for me --
that is my time.
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I don't want to hear it.
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What's his name?
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His name is joey.
He's this fat little boy.
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I'll see
if I can find him.
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Yes, get him!
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Get him!
261
00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:55,110
This ends now.
262
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:56,680
I'm so glad you called.
263
00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:57,950
Me too.
264
00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,980
It's good
that we were rushed over.
265
00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:03,250
Hey, fatty,
your name joe?
266
00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:10,420
That kid ain't gonna be
playing any more marbles.
267
00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:11,990
Any of the other kids
come back,
268
00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:13,730
you give us a call,
all right?
269
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,800
What did you shoot at?
270
00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:18,070
A radiator.
271
00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,500
Oh.
Did you break it?
272
00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:20,670
Probably.
273
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:21,800
Yeah.
274
00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:28,540
Okay.
[ Clears throat ]
275
00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:33,450
"'My day
at traffic school' --
276
00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:36,250
"today,
I went to traffic school,
277
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,190
and it was very soupy."
278
00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:46,630
Okay, "the instructor,
mr. Potato head,
279
00:12:46,690 --> 00:12:48,560
"taught us how to scratch
280
00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:51,430
and urinate our turtles
through traffic."
281
00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:56,440
Oh, my god, you guys.
282
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,640
Good work.
283
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,010
You guys
really know your nouns.
284
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,540
Okay, we just have
another two hours to go,
285
00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:04,610
so when you finish
your drawings,
286
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,250
bring them up,
and we'll see who gets --
287
00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:08,650
I brought gold stars,
288
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,020
so we'll do gold stars
289
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,720
and check-pluses
and check-minuses.
290
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,490
As district attorney of reno,
I've been fighting
291
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,360
to clean up
the sheriff's department,
292
00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:21,830
and now I want to go
to carson city
293
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:24,300
to help clean up
nevada's finances.
294
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:25,770
Hi, I'm mike powers,
295
00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:27,500
and I approve of this ad
296
00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:30,000
to support me
for state comptroller,
297
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:34,780
and I need you to help me
take "comptrol" of nevada.
298
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,790
This d.A. --
299
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:49,190
he's gonna come down
hard on us, okay?
300
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,330
He's gonna try to crack us.
301
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:54,090
He's gonna try
to break us down.
302
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,360
Yep.
303
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:56,860
You and me.
304
00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:00,730
Yeah.
305
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:01,800
Yeah, man.
306
00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:03,370
We got it.
307
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,370
You and me, together,
308
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,840
and if it comes down to it,
309
00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:11,710
I'll sell everybody else out
except for you, okay?
310
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:12,810
I will, too.
311
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,550
You have my word
to the grave.
312
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,020
Word is bond.
313
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,890
Officer jones,
you have been partners
314
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,930
with officer garcia
for how long?
315
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,960
It's going on
about seven years now.
316
00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:31,230
Yep.
317
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,830
How would you characterize
your working relationship?
318
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,670
Great, smooth,
319
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:40,140
a father/son figure
type of relationship.
320
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,410
Like he's your daddy?
321
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,040
A father.
322
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:45,410
Okay.
323
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,280
Have you, yourself, been
a target of a derogatory term?
324
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:50,180
Oh, yes, sir.
325
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,720
People have called me
"stupid mexican."
326
00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:56,290
Are you,
indeed, mexican?
327
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,060
Yes, sir, I am --
james oswaldo garcia.
328
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:02,030
Okay, are you familiar
with this picture?
329
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,460
That's andy freeman.
330
00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:04,870
That's andy freeman?
331
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:07,330
He was a milk-shake character
332
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:11,540
to advertise discount
milk-shake prices, I guess,
333
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:12,870
at a restaurant.
334
00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:16,280
This guy asked us
to do this, okay?
335
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:18,810
He asked us to beat him.
336
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,450
Officer jones has already
made a statement against you.
337
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,820
That's...
338
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,350
Who did it?
339
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:26,190
Who started it --
you or jones?
340
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,660
Officer garcia says
that you took off after him
341
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,490
like a bat out of hell,
you ran him down,
342
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,630
and then you forced him --
garcia --
343
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,230
to attack this man.
344
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,730
Garcia said that?
345
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,930
That's right.
346
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,100
Jones is a bigger man
than I am.
347
00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:43,370
He's about that size --
big, colored fellow.
348
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,110
You're a small guy, right?
349
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:47,940
I admit it -- I'm afraid of him.
I didn't mean anything.
350
00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:49,280
That's not true.
351
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,280
That's a total fabrication.
352
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:52,780
He threatened me.
353
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:54,820
What did he say to you?
How did he get into you?
354
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,720
He was gonna get me
in a headlock.
355
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:59,050
He was gonna choke the white
out of me, he said.
356
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,290
He said that?
357
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,260
I said, "I'm mexican!
I'm mexican!"
358
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,730
I didn't make any
difference to him, did it?
359
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:07,130
No, it didn't
happen that way.
360
00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:09,830
Somebody pushed
the milk-shake man.
361
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:12,630
Somebody pushed --
somebody pushed him.
362
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:13,970
Garcia pushed him.
363
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,440
Garcia pushed him?
364
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,440
Garcia, that [bleep] [bleep],
pushed him, man.
365
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,510
Why?
366
00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:22,210
'Cause he's a large
colored man.
367
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,080
He's a large colored man --
that's right.
368
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:25,950
I didn't do anything!
I didn't do anything!
369
00:16:26,010 --> 00:16:28,950
First, o.J.,
then kobe, now jonesy.
370
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,580
I didn't do anything.
371
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:41,500
Terry, you are making
a huge mistake.
372
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,160
Land it now!
373
00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:46,400
This officially marks the end
of your good behavior, buddy.
374
00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:47,770
Aah! Aah!
375
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,240
Terry, now this is assault 2.
376
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,070
Powers:
It's been a very long day.
377
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:55,680
I'm gonna wrap this up
as soon as possible.
378
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:58,350
You know, I think the truth
379
00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:03,750
is often a very difficult
and painful thing to confront,
380
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:06,690
and you should all be commended
for your honesty
381
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:09,260
and your candor
during these proceedings.
382
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,020
I want to thank you for that.
383
00:17:11,090 --> 00:17:14,160
And you're all fired,
384
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:17,830
so if you could turn in
your guns and badges
385
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,600
to the bailiff here.
386
00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:22,000
And don't leave town, 'cause
you're all under indictment.
387
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:23,870
Upon giving me
your guns and badges.
388
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:26,570
Why don't you guys exit
to my right, your left.
389
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,940
Thank you.
390
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:32,350
Goodbye.
391
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,090
Thank you.
392
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,720
See you in court.
393
00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:47,130
Pepper spray?
394
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,200
Thank you.
395
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:50,200
Thank you.
See you in court.
396
00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,770
Now that I have been fired
397
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,540
off the reno
sheriff's department,
398
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:03,210
I'm kind of excited.
399
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,250
I'm gonna finish my album.
400
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:09,450
I'm probably gonna
attend some symposiums.
401
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,120
I've always wanted
to have extra spare time
402
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:15,720
to go shopping
for antiquities and so forth,
403
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,290
so I'm actually
really looking forward to it.
404
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,590
And if I do end up
getting sent to jail,
405
00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:26,070
then, um...I'll probably
just kill myself or something,
406
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:29,200
but, you know, so far, so good.
407
00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:31,710
There are various
telemarketing jobs
408
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:35,410
that I know that I have done
before that I can fall back on.
409
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:39,150
And I'm looking into getting --
maybe coaching little league.
410
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,460
Probably go back
to maître d'ing, maybe?
411
00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:59,670
Kringle: All righty.
412
00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:02,340
Yes, all righty.
We're ready to start.
413
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,900
Okay, good morning.
414
00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,770
Good morning.
415
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,240
My name is jim kringle.
416
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:12,850
As you know, we have all
been transferred here
417
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:15,550
to try to salvage something
418
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:18,620
out of the reno
sheriff's department,
419
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,020
but why don't we just
all introduce ourselves
420
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:23,560
to each other, so we all
get to know each other?
421
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,630
Cooper, comma, barbara --
422
00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:29,660
it's not "babs,"
not "barbie" --
423
00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:31,670
it's barbara.
424
00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:33,630
Wendy.
425
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,170
Cletus senior.
426
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,140
Officer garcia is my name.
427
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,170
C. Garwood --
the "c" stands for "culufu,"
428
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,280
from the rwandan name
"king of all that he sees
429
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:46,280
and stopping
that which is injustice."
430
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,020
Do I have to learn
all of that?
431
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,180
I've been on various forces --
excuse me.
432
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,520
I'm the wesley snipes
of law enforcement.
433
00:19:52,590 --> 00:19:54,320
Okay, and is it verlet?
434
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:55,760
Verlot.
435
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,260
All right, well, folks,
we'll pick partners later,
436
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,330
and let's just
remember why we're here,
437
00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:03,700
and that is to not only
make ourselves look good,
438
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,700
but make
those last guys look bad.
439
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:09,040
Sir, can you step out
of the bushes, please?
440
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:12,270
Sir, yes, bring your white ass
down here, please.
441
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:20,650
That's how
it's done in reno.
442
00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:22,180
Oh, that was easy.
443
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,250
Whoo!
444
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,190
You.
445
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,950
Ooh, baby.
Mmm.
446
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,820
You'd think
it would itch more
447
00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,690
on a day with this kind
of weather, but it doesn't.
448
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,990
Yeah, but I use cream.
449
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:33,590
You do?
That's a good idea.
450
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:35,200
Oh, lookee, lookee, lookee.
Lookee what we got here.
451
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:37,030
Hello, ladies!
452
00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:40,230
You know what?
That orange --
453
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:42,070
that's a lovely shade
of bitch.
454
00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:45,610
What's up, mandingo?
455
00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:48,380
Hey, you know, dog [bleep]
counts as litter, too,
456
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,380
so don't be afraid
of that stuff.
457
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,110
What you smiling at,
cinque?
458
00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:54,680
"Me want free!
Me want free!"
459
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:04,020
Before we get out there,
us being a new team and all,
460
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:05,760
I would like
to invite everyone
461
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:08,130
to a meeting
that I have every wednesday,
462
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,660
a meeting
of the black police force
463
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:13,970
against those which would
like to put us down --
464
00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:16,200
the bprtaapd.
465
00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:17,300
Love it.
466
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:18,570
See you all later.
467
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,170
Okay,
welcome aboard.
468
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,940
I got to go pee.
How about you?
469
00:21:22,010 --> 00:21:23,180
All right.
470
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,780
We're gonna
put this whole thing down.
471
00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,050
Yeah, we got it.
472
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,150
Get that.
473
00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:28,520
Okay.
You bet.
474
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:29,580
God bless you.
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