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I'm Charlie by the way,
uh, Charlie Cale.
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So, what's it like,
leavin' everything behind
and startin' fresh?
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It suits me.
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You get to meet
all sorts of people,
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all sorts of lives.
All sorts of lies?
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I got no idea.
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I have this thing...
Bullshit.
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I can tell if someone's lying.
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Bullshit.
It's a whole thing.
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It would take
too long to explain.
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It's fine, I don't care.
Bullshit.
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The real trick of it
is to figure out
why someone is lying.
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You ever think
about joining the FBI?
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I'm not really
about helping the man.
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I'm giving you an opportunity
to work with me.
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We're gonna fleece
this son of a bitch.
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I lost a friend.
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Natalie.
She was my best friend.
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She did the right thing
when she saw something awful,
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and you killed her for it.
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Charlie Cale.
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Beatrix Hasp, right?
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I'm here with the five families.
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There is no corner
of the country
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deep enough to hide from us.
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We're gonna find you.
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Well, Bea, let's all of us
find out together.
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Lunch time!
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You have the right
to an attorney.
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Hey, no fair.
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It's way past your bedtime.
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What's that supposed to be?
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Uh, it's us.
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I'm moving into portraiture.
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I have to branch out
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if I want to develop
as an artist.
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Artist?
Mm-hm.
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That spangled garbage.
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Artist?
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You'll be the Gauguin of Etsy.
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Well, I wouldn't expect you
to understand, Mother.
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Oh, no. But you do
expect me to keel over,
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leave you my fortune,
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and bankroll your
little artist's journey.
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Mother, don't be so morbid.
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I see you.
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I see what you're doing.
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Oh, that faithful child.
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So selfless, caring
for that mean old woman.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Four daughters,
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and the one I kept closest
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is my biggest disappointment.
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Yes, well, my other sisters
are not here
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washing your foot rags,
cutting your charcuterie,
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and making you
delicious homemade soup.
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It's tepid.
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Oh, good.
Paul's here.
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Lawyer Paul?
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Yes, I have to get
my affairs in order.
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But... we already,
we already made your will.
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We-We-We did it together.
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The doctor says
that within weeks,
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my heart will give out.
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Once you're staring into
the eyes of death, Amber,
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you realize what's
really important:
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Rewarding those people
who didn't...
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disappoint you in life.
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Fetch me my ham.
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Paul?
Amber.
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You look very nice.
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Paul, please, um,
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you have to tell me,
what did she do?
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Look, no matter
how much sympathy I have
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for your situation,
I legally can't say.
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It-It's a confidential matter,
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and I could lose
my license if I...
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Please.
Norma's cut you
out of the will.
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She what?
Oh, God.
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Sorry, that was,
like, involuntary.
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I'm a, I'm a people pleaser,
and I, and I...
That's my problem.
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But please, don't tell her
that I told you that.
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She can't.
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She...
I-I-I've taken care of her
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when she's been sick
this whole time,
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and my sisters have gone off
and lived their life.
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And I've been here.
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I deserve this!
I earned this!
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How could she be so cruel?
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No, not your sisters.
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They're, they're not
getting anything either.
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Well, then,
who's getting the fortune?
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My mom doesn't have any friends.
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She calls charity
"organized malingering."
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No, Amber. No.
I-I-I-I can't tell you,
legally, morally.
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The-The-The trust
that is a bedrock
of my profession forbids me...
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Please.
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A woman named Felicity Price.
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Shit.
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Um...
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she gets the house,
the money, the royalties.
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I'm not to make contact
until after Norma dies.
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She doesn't want
to be disappointed.
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And now I'm getting
in the car before you can
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ask me anything else.
Sorry.
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Who the fuck is Felicity Price?
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Holy butt-munch.
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Felicity Price?
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Hi, I'm Amber.
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And I think we may be...
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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This is a lot to process.
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I mean, I-I never knew.
Thank you.
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How did you find out?
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Well, um, I was
at a gallery show,
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uh, asking about a piece
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that I just loved
when I, uh, saw
your artist's photo.
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And I just...
I almost passed out.
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Wow. Just wow.
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It's... cool look.
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Oh, I took that
before I moved out here.
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Off the grid.
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If you ask anyone
in the art world
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who Felicity Price is,
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that's who they will describe.
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And I don't even recognize
that person anymore.
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I, um...
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I've been completely isolated
for about a year now.
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Stripped everything away...
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fashion, style...
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to see what was left.
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Only the art can reveal
the artist, right?
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Totally.
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I'm also an artist.
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I, um, I make
polymer clay figurines,
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um, and I've been featured
three times on Etsy, hm.
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Cool.
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Wow.
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A long-lost twin.
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It's like finding
a missing piece of myself.
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It's hilarious, isn't it?
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Uh, did you, uh,
did you grow up with our dad?
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Oh, shit.
Uh... yeah. Uh...
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we have the same dad.
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Benny's dead.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry
if you wanted to meet him.
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If it's any consolation,
he was a complete asshole.
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He drove us drunk
straight into a light pole
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when I was 17.
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Wow.
How horrible.
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What about our mom?
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Dead. Yeah, dead.
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Norma, she had
this rare disease.
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All of her bones
shattered inside her.
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And it was so agonizing.
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So much pain
and so much screaming.
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Wow.
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Uh...
Yeah, mm. Hey!
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Um, I am actually
a photographer,
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kind of, on the side,
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and I could take a new, uh,
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artist's photo, if you want,
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maybe outside with your work?
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Sure.
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That's great.
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You look really cool.
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These are fantastic.
You photograph so well.
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Do you have a cell?
I-I can text them to you.
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No, but, um, I check my email
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at the public library
every couple of days.
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I can write it down for you.
Oh, wow, yeah. That'd be great.
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Amber, are you feeling okay?
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My mother's dying, Paul.
How do you think I'm doing?
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Mom? Mom?
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You...
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you look like that little
fat plumber in the movies.
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Mario wears red overalls.
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You knew who I was
talking about, didn't you?
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It's okay.
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You can go now.
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I'm ready.
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Uh, Felicity, uh,
exclamation point.
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Uh, I've been thinking, period.
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Uh, you showed me
your home, period.
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I ought to show
you mine, period.
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Are you free next Friday,
question mark.
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Heart emoji.
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You're late.
I'm sorry, Ms. Kazinsky.
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My sisters are inside.
You can just drop it
with them.
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You can leave the key inside.
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Nobody comes out here.
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So, I got this weird email
from this lawyer guy
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who says our mom died
and there's a will.
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But you said our mom already...
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What in the living fuck?
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I thought you'd be flattered.
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You got to be kidding me.
This is...
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this is ridiculous.
Wh-Wh-What is this?
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You have everything I want.
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Everything I deserve.
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What is happening?
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Hi, sisters. I'm...
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I know you all didn't love Mom,
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but, but she was my world
an-an-and, and I loved her,
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and, and I can't
go on without her.
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So, I've come
to the bluff to jump.
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So when you see my body
at the-the bottom of the bluff
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by our house, that's me.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, no.
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No! No, no, no!
No! No!
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No! No!
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No. You're supposed
to be me.
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They're all going to know
that you're not me.
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Well, how am I
supposed to fake this?
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What am I supposed to do?
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Oh, why is nothing ever easy?
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Holy butt-munch.
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I'm Felicity Price.
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I'm Felicity Price.
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I'm Felicity... Price.
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Amber...
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Paul Fletcher?
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You emailed me
about an inheritance.
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Mm-hm.
I'm Felicity Price.
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Gosh, man.
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Tell you something,
Cookie. Uh...
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It's Cookie, right?
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Hmm.
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I tell you, you know,
I've been driving by
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these parking lots every day
of my life, right there.
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Yeah. You stop and, uh,
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you sit in one,
uh, all day long,
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and you get a whole other
perspective, you know?
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Just the sheer life on display.
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Yeah, secrets
in every glove box.
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I mean, motel matchbooks,
baby shoes.
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The unobserved pageant
of the ordinary.
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Ah, I mean, the tales
these cars could tell, yeah?
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Hey, how's that book?
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Very second wave.
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Yeah.
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Charlie Cale!
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Beatrix Hasp says hello!
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Oh, shit!
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Well, that's what I'm saying.
Late stage capitalism
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is turning us all into zombies.
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That's why we have to unionize.
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I'm sorry, a-are you
saying I'm a zombie?
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'Cause I'm pretty sure
I'm a mummy, so.
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I don't know.
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Here they come.
Ready?
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Oh, shit!
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Jason versus zombies!
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Jason versus zombies!
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Jason versus zombies!
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Jason versus zombies!
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Hey, pick up
the picking pace, please.
260
00:19:22,172 --> 00:19:23,440
Oh, gotcha.
Sorry. Yeah.
261
00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:25,976
I-I just, uh, taking in
the rich pageant of...
262
00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:28,479
Yeah. Uh, yeah, yeah.
Sorry about that.
263
00:19:33,283 --> 00:19:36,120
You.
Hey! Hey, you.
264
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,323
We know this girl's
working here. You seen her?
265
00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:41,759
Oh, she quit yesterday.
Uh, couldn't take the heat.
266
00:19:41,859 --> 00:19:44,228
Shit. She say
where she was going?
267
00:19:44,328 --> 00:19:45,662
Nope. Sorry.
268
00:19:55,739 --> 00:19:56,739
Shit.
269
00:20:01,545 --> 00:20:04,515
Hi, uh, thank you.
270
00:20:05,482 --> 00:20:07,985
Yeah. Picking pace.
271
00:20:08,085 --> 00:20:09,086
Pick it up, pronto.
272
00:20:09,453 --> 00:20:11,221
Yeah, no problem.
Apples all day.
273
00:20:25,302 --> 00:20:27,071
Can I ask you who
you're hiding from?
274
00:20:27,871 --> 00:20:29,473
Oh, I'm not.
275
00:20:29,573 --> 00:20:30,974
Well, you know how it is.
276
00:20:31,075 --> 00:20:32,810
Uh, you cross the wrong, uh,
277
00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:34,445
crime boss or five.
278
00:20:34,545 --> 00:20:37,114
But it's a long story.
You don't need to hear this.
279
00:20:37,214 --> 00:20:39,483
No, not really, no.
Yeah.
280
00:20:45,989 --> 00:20:48,092
Are you alright?
Me? Yeah.
281
00:20:48,192 --> 00:20:49,693
Yeah, I'm cool.
Okay.
282
00:20:50,527 --> 00:20:53,063
Uh, it's just like, uh,
that uncanny thing
283
00:20:53,163 --> 00:20:54,531
where it's like, uh, you know,
284
00:20:54,631 --> 00:20:55,751
you've seen somebody before,
285
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,433
like, you grew up
with them or something.
286
00:20:58,102 --> 00:21:00,437
Uh, when you were little,
did you ever watch
287
00:21:00,537 --> 00:21:02,573
a show called
"Kid Cop: Nights"?
288
00:21:10,381 --> 00:21:12,015
No way.
Yeah.
289
00:21:12,116 --> 00:21:14,852
"- Excuse me,
Nights" over here!
No, no, no, stop that!
290
00:21:14,952 --> 00:21:15,686
Stop.
Oh, my God.
291
00:21:15,786 --> 00:21:17,554
Please. I'm so sorry.
Oh, my G...
292
00:21:17,654 --> 00:21:18,822
Wait, what?
Did you...
293
00:21:18,922 --> 00:21:20,190
I knew it.
294
00:21:20,290 --> 00:21:22,235
Well, can we just let it go?
I knew it the second I saw you.
295
00:21:22,259 --> 00:21:23,527
Come on. I can't.
Holy shit.
296
00:21:46,016 --> 00:21:47,985
I went in too deep, Chief.
297
00:21:48,285 --> 00:21:50,721
I don't know where I start
298
00:21:50,821 --> 00:21:54,158
and Crystal the drug mule ends.
299
00:21:54,258 --> 00:21:57,528
Butt-munch.
300
00:21:58,962 --> 00:22:00,831
Pew-eee. Phew.
301
00:22:01,265 --> 00:22:04,268
Delia, no offense, man,
but that is some bad acting.
302
00:22:04,368 --> 00:22:06,503
None taken.
That-That's not me.
303
00:22:06,603 --> 00:22:08,839
That's Amber, my sister,
304
00:22:08,939 --> 00:22:10,874
or "Hamber"
as we like to call her.
305
00:22:10,974 --> 00:22:13,477
Get out.
So, you're an identical twin?
306
00:22:13,577 --> 00:22:14,678
Oh, no, no, no.
307
00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:18,248
Clone, two, three, four.
308
00:22:18,348 --> 00:22:19,392
What do you call that?
"Freaky"?
309
00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:21,485
Uh, quadruplets.
We all played Kid Cop.
310
00:22:21,585 --> 00:22:23,787
It's the only way you can make
23 episodes a year
311
00:22:23,887 --> 00:22:25,522
when you decide
to set a kids' show
312
00:22:25,622 --> 00:22:26,957
shot entirely at night.
313
00:22:27,057 --> 00:22:28,058
Gosh. Boy.
314
00:22:28,158 --> 00:22:30,728
Man, that sounds like
a fun childhood, right?
315
00:22:33,764 --> 00:22:34,764
Ah.
316
00:22:37,134 --> 00:22:38,202
Could have been.
317
00:22:38,769 --> 00:22:40,137
If it wasn't for Norma.
318
00:22:40,671 --> 00:22:42,339
Mm.
It's like a stage mommy type.
319
00:22:42,439 --> 00:22:45,275
Mm. Norma pitted us
against each other
320
00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:47,077
every chance she got.
321
00:22:48,045 --> 00:22:50,381
I don't think we ever
really recovered.
322
00:22:51,081 --> 00:22:55,152
She gave me my first drink,
my second drink,
323
00:22:55,252 --> 00:22:56,854
and my fifteenth...
324
00:22:57,421 --> 00:22:59,189
to settle my nerves on set.
325
00:23:02,259 --> 00:23:04,194
I went to five rehabs before...
326
00:23:04,795 --> 00:23:07,531
I realized I had to cut her
out of my life to get sober.
327
00:23:09,099 --> 00:23:10,234
Damn.
328
00:23:11,268 --> 00:23:13,303
Yeah, this show ran forever.
I'm doing the math.
329
00:23:13,404 --> 00:23:15,239
Why are you picking
apples for a living?
330
00:23:15,339 --> 00:23:16,940
Norma took every cent.
331
00:23:18,108 --> 00:23:20,188
If I had a tenth of what
I made back then, I could...
332
00:23:20,811 --> 00:23:23,480
buy the old man
out of his apple operation
333
00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:26,617
when he retires,
and I could be my own boss.
334
00:23:27,251 --> 00:23:28,252
Every man's dream.
335
00:23:28,352 --> 00:23:30,587
Mm. What's yours?
336
00:23:30,888 --> 00:23:33,357
Well, uh, not getting shot.
337
00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:35,893
Oh, come on.
It's got to be more than that.
338
00:23:35,993 --> 00:23:38,328
Introspection,
it just makes me queasy.
339
00:23:38,429 --> 00:23:40,898
I, uh, tumble up.
Uh...
340
00:23:41,598 --> 00:23:43,734
What I would love,
me personally,
341
00:23:43,834 --> 00:23:46,670
the one where Kid Cop
faces off against
the Zodiac Killer.
342
00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:48,672
Come on, you know
it's a classic. Come on.
343
00:23:48,772 --> 00:23:50,374
Alright.
Oh, yes.
344
00:23:53,477 --> 00:23:54,745
Yeah.
345
00:24:00,984 --> 00:24:02,019
Good, good apple.
346
00:24:07,891 --> 00:24:09,760
Hiya, partner.
How you doing?
347
00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:11,862
Uh, Norma died.
What?
348
00:24:12,963 --> 00:24:15,432
Ah, shit. I'm sorry.
I think.
349
00:24:15,532 --> 00:24:17,110
How are you doing?
Funeral's tomorrow.
350
00:24:17,134 --> 00:24:18,969
I asked if I could
borrow a truck,
351
00:24:19,069 --> 00:24:20,370
but the old man can't spare one.
352
00:24:20,471 --> 00:24:22,515
It's going to take at least
a day to get there by bus.
353
00:24:22,539 --> 00:24:23,807
I'm not going to make it.
354
00:24:23,907 --> 00:24:25,819
Are you sure you really
want to go to the funeral?
355
00:24:25,843 --> 00:24:28,011
Well, it's the only chance
I can get my money back,
356
00:24:28,112 --> 00:24:30,981
but... And I'm sure Norma
gave it all to Amber.
357
00:24:31,081 --> 00:24:32,759
Maybe I can talk her
into sharing it with us.
358
00:24:32,783 --> 00:24:35,018
No, no. Hey, it's okay.
I'll... I-I'll drive.
359
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:36,787
Well, he is not going
to hold your job.
360
00:24:36,887 --> 00:24:37,721
Oh, no.
361
00:24:37,821 --> 00:24:40,657
Oh, I'm going to lose
my pension. Come on.
362
00:24:40,758 --> 00:24:42,326
Shit, man, I'm sorry.
363
00:24:55,239 --> 00:24:56,573
Alright, so listen.
364
00:24:57,341 --> 00:24:59,176
Just, like, uh,
365
00:24:59,276 --> 00:25:01,311
get in, get out, get the cash,
366
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:02,846
buy the orchard.
Presto.
367
00:25:05,082 --> 00:25:06,082
Good luck, buddy.
368
00:25:09,753 --> 00:25:12,956
Do you, um, do you want
to come in for a minute?
369
00:25:13,390 --> 00:25:16,326
I mean, will your sisters
370
00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:17,737
really want to have me
at the wake?
371
00:25:17,761 --> 00:25:19,997
Oh, trust me,
nobody in there is mourning.
372
00:25:20,964 --> 00:25:21,965
Please?
373
00:25:23,934 --> 00:25:25,369
Well, I am a little curious
374
00:25:25,469 --> 00:25:27,738
to see all four
Kid Cops in action.
375
00:25:28,972 --> 00:25:30,374
Leave the keys in the car.
376
00:25:30,474 --> 00:25:31,842
Nobody ever comes here.
377
00:25:32,676 --> 00:25:34,011
Alright, boss.
378
00:25:35,079 --> 00:25:36,280
Fuck it.
379
00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:38,882
Four Kid Cops.
380
00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:42,286
Wow-wee. Oh, boy.
Yeah.
381
00:25:43,987 --> 00:25:44,855
Hello?
382
00:25:44,955 --> 00:25:47,725
Whoa, "Kid Cop" money, huh?
383
00:25:47,825 --> 00:25:49,093
Oh, shit.
Hello?
384
00:25:52,362 --> 00:25:53,564
Bebe?
385
00:25:53,997 --> 00:25:55,499
Hello.
Good day.
386
00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:56,600
Cece?
387
00:25:57,034 --> 00:25:58,836
In here!
388
00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:03,707
De-De.
Oh.
389
00:26:03,807 --> 00:26:06,410
This is not going
to get confusing at all. Hi.
390
00:26:07,277 --> 00:26:08,312
No, thank you.
391
00:26:08,412 --> 00:26:10,314
Oh, right. Yeah.
392
00:26:10,414 --> 00:26:11,448
I forgot.
393
00:26:11,548 --> 00:26:12,716
You're boring now.
394
00:26:12,816 --> 00:26:13,917
Okay, everyone,
395
00:26:14,017 --> 00:26:15,486
this is Charlie from work.
396
00:26:15,586 --> 00:26:16,754
She gave me a ride.
397
00:26:16,854 --> 00:26:18,255
Oh, hey, I'm, uh,
398
00:26:18,355 --> 00:26:19,990
I'm really sorry for your loss.
399
00:26:22,726 --> 00:26:25,329
Okay. Uh, Charlie,
this is Bebe. She's a DJ.
400
00:26:25,863 --> 00:26:29,466
Yeah, I noticed.
Hey, cool cans. Hey.
401
00:26:29,566 --> 00:26:31,235
And this is Cece,
she's a teacher.
402
00:26:31,335 --> 00:26:34,538
Associate Professor
of Comparative Literature.
403
00:26:35,005 --> 00:26:37,775
Whoa, uh, how'd you get French?
404
00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:40,677
Cece took a year
of post-grad in Quebec City,
405
00:26:40,778 --> 00:26:42,713
and now she can't get over it.
406
00:26:42,813 --> 00:26:45,115
What Bebe
does not understand
is that one adopts
407
00:26:45,215 --> 00:26:47,184
the accent of one's peer group.
408
00:26:47,284 --> 00:26:48,862
This is where Dede sounds
like she grew up
409
00:26:48,886 --> 00:26:50,587
on a trawler ship.
410
00:26:50,687 --> 00:26:52,790
Oh, okay.
411
00:26:53,490 --> 00:26:54,658
Have you guys seen the will?
412
00:26:54,758 --> 00:26:56,427
I assume that's why
we're all here.
413
00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:57,661
Norma's lawyer's on the way.
414
00:26:57,761 --> 00:26:59,172
We all know who's
getting everything.
415
00:26:59,196 --> 00:27:00,798
The best we can hope for is that
416
00:27:00,898 --> 00:27:02,299
Amber throws us a crumb.
417
00:27:02,399 --> 00:27:03,439
Well, then where is Amber?
418
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,735
Uh, Amber took a walk
419
00:27:04,835 --> 00:27:07,104
to process
her new life as an orphan.
420
00:27:07,704 --> 00:27:10,107
She... She's been
really bonkers lately.
421
00:27:10,207 --> 00:27:11,207
Even for Hamber.
422
00:27:11,241 --> 00:27:12,376
You will love this.
423
00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:16,080
Hi.
That's Amber?
424
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:17,724
And she's been
blowing up the group chat
425
00:27:17,748 --> 00:27:18,948
for weeks with this craziness.
426
00:27:18,982 --> 00:27:20,451
Look at that nose ring.
427
00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:22,619
Ugh. It's just
a cry for attention.
428
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,621
Oh, gosh. I mean, I...
doesn't that mean
429
00:27:24,722 --> 00:27:26,323
she might just
need help or something?
430
00:27:26,423 --> 00:27:27,558
Merde, non.
431
00:27:27,658 --> 00:27:28,826
Merde?
432
00:27:28,926 --> 00:27:29,993
Oh, geez.
433
00:27:30,094 --> 00:27:31,595
Hamber just sent another video.
434
00:27:31,695 --> 00:27:33,931
Oh, I cannot take
Hamber right now.
435
00:27:35,199 --> 00:27:36,500
Oh, wow.
436
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,802
Ah, gosh.
437
00:27:38,902 --> 00:27:39,670
Boy, oh, boy.
438
00:27:39,770 --> 00:27:41,271
You guys were really hot stuff
439
00:27:41,371 --> 00:27:42,506
for a minute, huh?
440
00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:45,509
Oh, what's this big boy for?
441
00:27:45,609 --> 00:27:46,609
Pointy.
442
00:27:46,643 --> 00:27:48,479
Uh, that's the
Latvian Critic Award
443
00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:50,514
for Best
Inter-generational Kiss.
444
00:27:51,715 --> 00:27:53,884
We won it five times in a row.
445
00:27:55,519 --> 00:27:57,755
Oh, I'm sorry.
446
00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:01,091
So, favorite co-star?
447
00:28:01,191 --> 00:28:04,228
Oh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Kid Cop's first love.
448
00:28:04,762 --> 00:28:05,596
Ah.
449
00:28:05,696 --> 00:28:07,798
No. Tamara Dobson.
450
00:28:07,898 --> 00:28:09,533
She played the ghost
of our paternal
451
00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:10,768
great-great-grandmother
452
00:28:10,868 --> 00:28:12,803
"Civil War Christmas."
453
00:28:12,903 --> 00:28:15,038
I forgot that it was
so metaphysical.
454
00:28:15,139 --> 00:28:16,807
It's ahead of its time, really.
455
00:28:16,907 --> 00:28:18,509
Well, season nine
took place entirely
456
00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:19,769
in the mind of a coma patient
457
00:28:19,843 --> 00:28:21,845
that Kid Cop's evil twin
shot in the neck.
458
00:28:21,945 --> 00:28:25,182
That was a beautiful season
in a coma. It's gorgeous.
459
00:28:25,282 --> 00:28:29,053
Oh, my gosh!
Hamber on the bluff.
460
00:28:40,964 --> 00:28:42,266
Amber...
461
00:28:44,468 --> 00:28:46,270
Holy mole.
Yeah.
462
00:28:55,713 --> 00:28:58,082
Did Amber know
about this?
Who is "Felicity Price"?
463
00:28:58,182 --> 00:29:00,684
And how was Norma making
that much in royalties?
464
00:29:00,784 --> 00:29:01,985
Yes. Amber knew
about the will.
465
00:29:02,086 --> 00:29:04,555
Felicity Price is
your secret fifth sister.
466
00:29:04,655 --> 00:29:06,156
"Kid Cop" is huge in Indonesia.
467
00:29:06,256 --> 00:29:09,493
Paul, heh, our mom just died.
468
00:29:09,593 --> 00:29:11,095
Amber just jumped off a bluff,
469
00:29:11,195 --> 00:29:12,696
and now there's a secret sister
470
00:29:12,796 --> 00:29:14,231
that's getting our inheritance!
471
00:29:16,033 --> 00:29:18,769
Gee, it's... Yeah, it's a lot
when you say it all together
472
00:29:18,869 --> 00:29:20,504
like that.
473
00:29:20,604 --> 00:29:22,206
I'm sorry,
that's probably her now.
474
00:29:32,349 --> 00:29:33,349
Thanks for coming.
475
00:29:34,985 --> 00:29:36,587
Can't find this missing foot.
476
00:29:37,254 --> 00:29:39,890
Lady Diana here, she got
the best nose in the biz.
477
00:29:39,990 --> 00:29:40,990
She'll find it.
478
00:29:41,058 --> 00:29:42,426
Uh, wait, I... Sorry.
479
00:29:42,526 --> 00:29:43,794
You couldn't find the foot?
480
00:29:44,361 --> 00:29:45,601
What could have happened to it?
481
00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:47,364
On a public beach?
482
00:29:48,332 --> 00:29:49,332
Anything.
483
00:29:52,336 --> 00:29:53,504
This is fucked.
484
00:29:53,604 --> 00:29:55,439
I mean, long-lost twins.
485
00:29:55,539 --> 00:29:56,807
It sounded so funny.
486
00:29:56,907 --> 00:29:58,842
I... It's like discovering
a piece of myself,
487
00:29:58,942 --> 00:30:00,911
uh, pieces of myself.
488
00:30:01,011 --> 00:30:02,746
Another one.
489
00:30:03,347 --> 00:30:05,458
Man, they got to stop feeding
these girls after midnight.
490
00:30:05,482 --> 00:30:06,817
I'm a mixed media artist.
491
00:30:06,917 --> 00:30:09,086
Uh, I work out of Vermont.
Bullshit.
492
00:30:09,186 --> 00:30:12,456
I-I grew up on the run
with our father, Benny.
493
00:30:12,556 --> 00:30:13,724
No, you didn't.
494
00:30:13,824 --> 00:30:17,294
Uh, he was a, a gambler,
died in a car crash
495
00:30:17,394 --> 00:30:18,695
when I was 17.
496
00:30:18,796 --> 00:30:20,097
I was with him in the car.
497
00:30:20,197 --> 00:30:22,733
What are you going to do
with our money, Felicity?
498
00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:24,134
What my sister means is,
499
00:30:24,234 --> 00:30:25,869
we understand
that this must feel like
500
00:30:25,969 --> 00:30:27,304
a crazy windfall for you.
501
00:30:27,404 --> 00:30:28,305
But...
Yeah.
502
00:30:28,405 --> 00:30:30,207
We earned that money
from our TV show.
503
00:30:30,307 --> 00:30:31,851
Norma stole it from us
when we were kids.
504
00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:33,177
She treated us like trash.
505
00:30:33,277 --> 00:30:34,712
Especially Amber.
506
00:30:35,245 --> 00:30:38,148
Ooh, I wish I'd have
taken her more seriously.
507
00:30:38,248 --> 00:30:39,950
You do?
Well,
508
00:30:40,050 --> 00:30:41,985
she was a hard person
to take seriously.
509
00:30:42,086 --> 00:30:43,887
Mm-hm.
We could have tried, though,
510
00:30:43,987 --> 00:30:45,065
even with her hammy acting.
511
00:30:45,089 --> 00:30:47,324
Oh, merde!
Oh, Hamber.
512
00:30:47,424 --> 00:30:50,994
But I thought she won
a, a People's Choice Award
in '03.
513
00:30:51,095 --> 00:30:53,564
Hmm. A weak year.
It was a weak year.
514
00:30:53,664 --> 00:30:55,504
And she kept trying to make
"butt-munch" happen
515
00:30:55,599 --> 00:30:57,201
as a catchphrase.
516
00:30:57,501 --> 00:30:59,503
Like, read the room.
517
00:30:59,603 --> 00:31:00,604
Vaguely homophobic.
518
00:31:00,704 --> 00:31:02,272
How? Oh.
519
00:31:02,372 --> 00:31:05,542
And then, after the show,
she just lived a tragic,
520
00:31:05,642 --> 00:31:07,044
pathetic life.
521
00:31:07,144 --> 00:31:07,945
Groveling to Mom.
522
00:31:08,045 --> 00:31:10,013
Dressed like a dust bowl Okie.
523
00:31:10,114 --> 00:31:14,118
And begging us to, like, post
her sad Etsy sculptures.
524
00:31:14,218 --> 00:31:17,388
And the spangles.
Oh, my gosh. Ugh.
525
00:31:17,488 --> 00:31:18,856
The spangles.
526
00:31:18,956 --> 00:31:20,958
She would put spangles
on a Holocaust memorial.
527
00:31:21,058 --> 00:31:22,993
They bring visual interest...
528
00:31:24,094 --> 00:31:26,296
to the ones I've seen,
incidentally.
529
00:31:29,299 --> 00:31:32,102
To answer your question,
I'm taking the money...
530
00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:35,205
all of it.
531
00:31:36,907 --> 00:31:38,876
I grew up never knowing
a mother's love.
532
00:31:38,976 --> 00:31:40,544
This is my reward.
533
00:31:41,045 --> 00:31:43,147
But we're sisters.
This is very unfair.
534
00:31:43,247 --> 00:31:44,657
We never knew
a mother's love either.
535
00:31:44,681 --> 00:31:48,619
Okay. Uh, I think I'll take
a quick gander at that buffet.
536
00:31:49,319 --> 00:31:51,855
If you don't share
that money, we'll sue.
537
00:31:52,156 --> 00:31:54,725
Right, Paul?
We can do that, right?
538
00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:57,561
Uh, any heir can contest a will.
539
00:31:57,661 --> 00:32:00,464
Now, see, I, I thought
this might happen.
540
00:32:01,665 --> 00:32:02,766
Give me just a second.
541
00:32:05,736 --> 00:32:07,371
Present for ya.
542
00:32:10,974 --> 00:32:14,912
If you don't file a lawsuit,
543
00:32:15,012 --> 00:32:20,017
I'll give each of you $150,000.
544
00:32:24,588 --> 00:32:26,857
If we fight this, what are
the chances we win?
545
00:32:26,957 --> 00:32:29,026
Yes, what are the chances?
546
00:32:29,393 --> 00:32:30,527
Not high.
547
00:32:30,627 --> 00:32:31,795
Norma was of sound mind
548
00:32:31,895 --> 00:32:33,230
when she drew up her will.
549
00:32:33,630 --> 00:32:34,732
That is correct.
550
00:32:38,168 --> 00:32:39,770
Bebe, no. If we,
if we stick together...
551
00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:41,939
Dede, just take the money.
552
00:32:42,039 --> 00:32:43,440
It's not worth the fight.
553
00:32:43,540 --> 00:32:44,608
Fuck you!
554
00:32:45,109 --> 00:32:47,244
I'm not having
my money stolen twice.
555
00:32:51,281 --> 00:32:54,017
Well, two out
of three isn't bad.
556
00:32:54,118 --> 00:32:55,285
It-It might be.
557
00:32:55,386 --> 00:32:56,386
If Delia files a suit,
558
00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:57,855
it'll hold up
the estate for years,
559
00:32:57,955 --> 00:32:59,456
and nobody can get
anything out of it.
560
00:32:59,556 --> 00:33:00,758
Oh, my gosh.
561
00:33:00,858 --> 00:33:02,559
Ugh. Merde.
562
00:33:11,068 --> 00:33:12,102
Delia!
563
00:33:12,669 --> 00:33:14,671
Delia, look, I know
this isn't going
564
00:33:14,772 --> 00:33:16,416
exactly the way you planned,
but if you just...
565
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,776
You cannot understand
how painful this is!
566
00:33:19,243 --> 00:33:22,279
Norma was a monster.
She, she killed Amber.
567
00:33:22,379 --> 00:33:24,314
She-She may not have
pushed her off that cliff,
568
00:33:24,415 --> 00:33:28,886
but she whittled my sister down
to a compliant little nub.
569
00:33:29,753 --> 00:33:32,856
And all that's left
is the money that
Norma stole from us.
570
00:33:33,157 --> 00:33:34,525
I won't let you take it.
571
00:33:34,625 --> 00:33:36,160
Oh, I know the pain.
572
00:33:36,894 --> 00:33:38,862
Years of it.
573
00:33:38,962 --> 00:33:40,497
I've been hurt terribly...
574
00:33:40,597 --> 00:33:43,233
Tell my friend that I will be
back with her car soon.
575
00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:45,602
I have to clear my head.
576
00:33:50,374 --> 00:33:51,374
Ugh!
577
00:34:08,192 --> 00:34:10,194
Fucking fine then.
Give me the fucking forms.
578
00:34:10,294 --> 00:34:11,595
I'll fucking sign.
579
00:34:13,030 --> 00:34:14,565
That's a lot of fucks, Dede.
580
00:34:19,236 --> 00:34:22,506
Okay. So, when can
we get the money?
581
00:34:29,279 --> 00:34:30,981
Delia?
Shit.
582
00:34:31,482 --> 00:34:33,317
Hey, Delia.
583
00:34:33,784 --> 00:34:35,152
Delia.
584
00:34:40,257 --> 00:34:42,826
Oh!
Heyo. Hi. Oh, good.
585
00:34:42,926 --> 00:34:44,361
I thought I saw
you come in here.
586
00:34:44,461 --> 00:34:46,230
You got to check out the buffet.
587
00:34:46,330 --> 00:34:48,766
You know what?
The old man
should hire this guy
588
00:34:48,866 --> 00:34:50,100
for the retirement party.
589
00:34:50,634 --> 00:34:54,204
Oh, yeah.
Old man, yes. Thank you.
590
00:34:54,304 --> 00:34:56,240
What's going on?
You going somewhere?
591
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,642
Oh, oh, cold.
592
00:34:58,942 --> 00:35:01,211
Huh, okay.
593
00:35:01,311 --> 00:35:04,782
Cold. Oh, so, uh,
what exactly do you want?
594
00:35:04,882 --> 00:35:08,419
Oh, well,
look, it's no big deal,
595
00:35:08,519 --> 00:35:11,321
but at least, like, 60%
of what your secret sister
596
00:35:11,422 --> 00:35:13,490
out there is saying
is, like, total bullshit.
597
00:35:14,892 --> 00:35:16,460
How could you know that?
Mm.
598
00:35:16,894 --> 00:35:18,138
Well, just now when
you said you were cold,
599
00:35:18,162 --> 00:35:19,430
that was a lie, right?
600
00:35:20,264 --> 00:35:22,199
Maybe. Yes.
Mm-hm.
601
00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:25,102
Yeah. Well, anyway,
I got this thing.
602
00:35:25,202 --> 00:35:27,137
I can just, uh, tell
when someone's lying.
603
00:35:27,237 --> 00:35:28,906
It's kind of a thing I do.
604
00:35:29,006 --> 00:35:30,541
This will be fun. Okay.
605
00:35:30,641 --> 00:35:32,776
Tell me a fact about yourself.
606
00:35:32,876 --> 00:35:34,878
But don't dig too deep.
607
00:35:35,179 --> 00:35:37,114
Uh, you're freaking me out.
608
00:35:37,214 --> 00:35:39,950
True. Let's up the ante.
609
00:35:40,484 --> 00:35:42,262
Why don't you grab one
of these, uh, spangly buddies
610
00:35:42,286 --> 00:35:43,954
from the peanut gallery, uh.
611
00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:47,257
And I'll turn my back,
and you tell me what you have.
612
00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:57,601
Squirrel.
Bullshit.
613
00:35:57,968 --> 00:36:00,104
Elephant.
Bullshit.
614
00:36:00,204 --> 00:36:02,106
Hammer.
Mm. True.
615
00:36:02,573 --> 00:36:04,708
Although not technically
a spangly buddy, actually.
616
00:36:04,808 --> 00:36:07,411
So, kind of a weird move.
Anyway, you see my point.
617
00:36:07,511 --> 00:36:09,880
Believe me now?
Um, how exactly
does it work?
618
00:36:09,980 --> 00:36:12,983
Well, I'm not exactly sure,
but it's not really the point.
619
00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:15,419
Okay. What we got to do is
talk to your mom's lawyer.
620
00:36:15,519 --> 00:36:17,321
I mean, surely,
he ran some kind of
621
00:36:17,421 --> 00:36:19,990
a background check when he
found this chick, you know?
622
00:36:20,457 --> 00:36:23,260
Well, I mean,
even if Felicity's lying,
623
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,828
it doesn't change Norma's will.
624
00:36:25,229 --> 00:36:27,631
Well, it does,
if she committed fraud.
625
00:36:28,265 --> 00:36:30,134
Oh.
Hang in there, okay?
626
00:36:30,234 --> 00:36:31,602
Whoever the hell this Anastasia,
627
00:36:31,702 --> 00:36:33,404
dirty, rotten scoundrel,
Felicity,
628
00:36:33,504 --> 00:36:35,515
whatever the hell her name is,
it's going to be okay.
629
00:36:35,539 --> 00:36:37,341
Alright? We're going
to figure this out.
630
00:36:37,441 --> 00:36:39,643
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah!
631
00:36:53,624 --> 00:36:54,624
Hey.
632
00:36:55,659 --> 00:36:56,693
Hi.
633
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,295
Norma's lawyer.
634
00:36:58,395 --> 00:37:01,031
Oh, gosh, that must
have been a hell of a gig.
635
00:37:01,131 --> 00:37:04,134
Um, Paul Fletcher.
Who are you?
636
00:37:04,535 --> 00:37:07,104
Uh, I'm... I... Nobody.
Yeah, I just,
637
00:37:07,204 --> 00:37:09,673
uh, Delia's
apple dumpling gang, uh...
638
00:37:09,773 --> 00:37:13,744
So, this, uh, long-lost sister
you dug up, uh, Felicity Price.
639
00:37:13,844 --> 00:37:16,647
Is-Is she really
a mixed media visual artist?
640
00:37:17,548 --> 00:37:19,783
Are you asking
if she's a, a real artist?
641
00:37:19,883 --> 00:37:22,486
Uh, I'm-I'm not sure
I'm qualified to assess that.
642
00:37:22,820 --> 00:37:24,888
I did take an Intro
to Art History course
643
00:37:24,988 --> 00:37:26,156
during my semester at sea,
644
00:37:26,256 --> 00:37:28,492
but the professor
was not very engaging.
645
00:37:28,592 --> 00:37:30,761
That's too bad.
No, no, no. I, uh...
646
00:37:31,195 --> 00:37:34,932
Look, we just want to know
if she is who she says she is.
647
00:37:35,032 --> 00:37:37,401
Oh, I see.
Yes, she-she is.
648
00:37:37,501 --> 00:37:40,704
Here's her...
here's her art.
649
00:37:41,805 --> 00:37:42,806
Huh.
650
00:37:44,341 --> 00:37:46,376
Alright. That's her.
651
00:37:47,711 --> 00:37:50,314
Okay, you got celebrities.
Cool.
652
00:37:50,781 --> 00:37:52,916
Oh, boy.
Sandwiches. Okay.
653
00:37:53,016 --> 00:37:55,016
It's hell a eclectic.
But, yeah,
I guess that's art.
654
00:37:55,085 --> 00:37:56,453
Uh...
655
00:37:57,321 --> 00:37:59,623
Hey, what about the, uh,
the backstory, uh,
656
00:37:59,723 --> 00:38:01,501
raised on the run
by gambling addicts and so on.
657
00:38:01,525 --> 00:38:02,760
Does that really check out?
658
00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:04,328
Yes. Her father
had the, uh,
659
00:38:04,428 --> 00:38:06,130
shady creditors
of a, a gambling addict.
660
00:38:06,230 --> 00:38:08,632
And he died in a car crash,
just as Felicity said.
661
00:38:08,732 --> 00:38:10,367
Gosh, uh...
662
00:38:10,467 --> 00:38:12,035
and was she really in the car
663
00:38:12,136 --> 00:38:12,970
with him when that happened?
664
00:38:13,070 --> 00:38:15,472
Yeah, I-I looked up
the, the hospital records.
665
00:38:15,572 --> 00:38:17,274
What-What is this all in aid of?
666
00:38:17,374 --> 00:38:18,585
Well, here's the thing,
Paul the lawyer,
667
00:38:18,609 --> 00:38:20,529
when you say something
about Felicity, it's true.
668
00:38:20,577 --> 00:38:23,714
But when Felicity says
the same thing, it's bullshit.
669
00:38:23,814 --> 00:38:26,817
So, "I'm a mixed
media artist." Bullshit.
670
00:38:26,917 --> 00:38:29,620
Uh, "My father was a gambler.
He died in a car crash." True.
671
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,389
Uh, "I was in the car
with him when he died."
Bullshit.
672
00:38:32,489 --> 00:38:34,458
Uh, it seems like she only lies
673
00:38:34,558 --> 00:38:36,358
when she's talking
about herself or something.
674
00:38:36,393 --> 00:38:37,728
But, but Paul
proved all of that,
675
00:38:37,828 --> 00:38:39,997
so maybe your-your
truth thing is just broken.
676
00:38:48,138 --> 00:38:49,473
Huh.
677
00:38:51,475 --> 00:38:55,713
So, you all play
the same kid, huh?
678
00:38:55,813 --> 00:38:56,914
Yes. And?
679
00:38:57,014 --> 00:38:58,449
And, uh, think about it.
680
00:38:58,549 --> 00:39:01,719
So, the lies,
the wildly wavering accent.
681
00:39:01,819 --> 00:39:03,687
Uh, really?
I hadn't picked up on that.
682
00:39:03,787 --> 00:39:05,622
Oh, sweetheart,
Felicity's acting
683
00:39:05,723 --> 00:39:08,158
is second only to Hamber's
"Crystal the drug mule."
684
00:39:08,258 --> 00:39:09,993
And God rest her soul, but...
685
00:39:10,094 --> 00:39:11,995
Well, this is getting
a little crazy.
686
00:39:12,096 --> 00:39:13,564
Yes. Stay with me here.
687
00:39:13,664 --> 00:39:16,834
So, what if this Felicity Price
is some sort of a,
688
00:39:16,934 --> 00:39:19,403
I don't know, a... an impostor?
689
00:39:19,770 --> 00:39:22,740
Uh, you know,
another, another one.
690
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,175
So, it's not, uh,
quintuplets, it's a...
691
00:39:25,275 --> 00:39:26,443
What-What do you call that?
692
00:39:26,543 --> 00:39:28,479
Sextuplets?
Sixtuplets.
693
00:39:28,579 --> 00:39:30,414
Sextuplets.
Yeah, that's what I said.
694
00:39:30,514 --> 00:39:32,116
No, no, sextuplets.
Yeah. Six.
695
00:39:32,216 --> 00:39:33,216
Sex.
Yeah.
696
00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:34,184
'Cause there's six
of 'em, right?
697
00:39:34,284 --> 00:39:35,285
No.
Yeah.
698
00:39:35,386 --> 00:39:36,420
So, there's six.
Sex.
699
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,240
No, that's why
you call it six.
It's sex.
700
00:39:38,288 --> 00:39:39,990
It's six, six, six...
Sex, sex...
701
00:39:40,090 --> 00:39:42,893
It's Latin. Sex, sex, sex.
It's Latin.
702
00:39:42,993 --> 00:39:45,129
Dude, I'm just fucking
with you. Come on.
703
00:39:45,229 --> 00:39:47,398
Sexytuplets.
Saucy, okay?
704
00:39:47,498 --> 00:39:50,033
And number sex is pretending
to be number five.
705
00:39:52,302 --> 00:39:53,737
Well, is she
fucking right or not?
706
00:39:54,571 --> 00:39:56,807
Th-There's only one
secret sister.
707
00:39:57,174 --> 00:39:58,509
Norma registered five births.
708
00:39:58,609 --> 00:40:01,979
Amber, Bebe, Cece,
Delia, and Felicity.
709
00:40:02,079 --> 00:40:03,881
I-I've seen
the documents myself.
710
00:40:03,981 --> 00:40:04,715
God, I'm starving.
711
00:40:04,815 --> 00:40:06,450
Delia, I know
this is hard to accept...
712
00:40:08,519 --> 00:40:10,521
"Nights."
713
00:40:11,488 --> 00:40:13,424
There's no legal...
Thank you so much.
714
00:40:14,892 --> 00:40:16,593
I was still eating.
715
00:40:19,430 --> 00:40:20,798
Well, that's that then.
716
00:40:21,131 --> 00:40:23,333
No, no. Hey, new attack...
What?
717
00:40:23,667 --> 00:40:25,335
Confront the punk.
718
00:40:25,436 --> 00:40:26,470
Fuck, come on.
719
00:40:26,570 --> 00:40:28,205
Whoa. Givin' up that easy?
720
00:40:28,305 --> 00:40:29,385
That doesn't seem like you.
721
00:40:29,473 --> 00:40:31,608
Yeah, I mean, no,
I mean, fuck it.
722
00:40:31,708 --> 00:40:33,377
I'll go.
Hey, dummy.
723
00:40:33,477 --> 00:40:35,779
Bullshit detective, remember?
724
00:40:36,380 --> 00:40:38,348
Right, you have to do it.
725
00:40:38,449 --> 00:40:40,584
Yeah. Mm. Don't worry
726
00:40:40,684 --> 00:40:42,720
'cause I actually
have conducted, like,
727
00:40:42,820 --> 00:40:44,788
a shocking number
of these ad-hoc interrogations.
728
00:40:44,888 --> 00:40:46,523
So, the first line
out of Felicity
729
00:40:46,623 --> 00:40:48,392
and then, boom,
I'll just crack her
wide open.
730
00:40:48,492 --> 00:40:51,462
Good. Um...
go get 'em, tiger.
731
00:40:51,562 --> 00:40:52,562
Okay.
732
00:41:04,274 --> 00:41:07,187
Oh, hey, one more thing.
You think we can get some
of these turkey legs to go?
733
00:41:07,211 --> 00:41:08,278
Uh, I don't see why not.
734
00:41:08,379 --> 00:41:10,447
Um, I left your keys in the car.
735
00:41:10,547 --> 00:41:12,916
Yeah, I remember.
Appreciate it, though.
736
00:41:13,016 --> 00:41:15,619
Oh, yeah, I did prefer
the other beanie.
737
00:41:17,187 --> 00:41:18,187
What?
738
00:41:37,674 --> 00:41:39,943
Hi there, Felicity Price.
739
00:41:40,044 --> 00:41:42,279
What in the hell
are you doing in here?
740
00:41:42,613 --> 00:41:44,882
Why are you lying
about who you are?
741
00:41:45,282 --> 00:41:46,417
I'm what?
Well, I mean,
742
00:41:46,517 --> 00:41:48,285
everyone gilds
the lily, but you?
743
00:41:48,852 --> 00:41:52,289
Every sentence out
of your mouth is a porker.
744
00:41:52,389 --> 00:41:54,124
It's makin' my ears ring.
745
00:41:54,224 --> 00:41:55,224
Just what gives?
746
00:41:55,292 --> 00:41:56,527
I-I don't know what you mean.
747
00:41:56,627 --> 00:41:59,730
Okay. Well, I mean,
y-you're lying about being
748
00:41:59,830 --> 00:42:01,532
in that car
when your father died.
749
00:42:01,632 --> 00:42:03,600
I am not.
Oh, there you go again.
750
00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:05,078
You're also fibbing about
growing up on the run.
751
00:42:05,102 --> 00:42:07,071
Well, we weren't on
the run all the time,
752
00:42:07,171 --> 00:42:08,172
obviously, but...
753
00:42:08,272 --> 00:42:09,940
Okay, and-and-and you're not
754
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,775
a mixed media visual artist
755
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:14,645
from rural Vermont,
whatever your bio says.
756
00:42:14,745 --> 00:42:17,648
So, you're, obviously...
Y-Y-You're scamming
757
00:42:17,748 --> 00:42:19,550
these sisters
out of their inheritance
758
00:42:19,650 --> 00:42:21,018
one lie at a time.
759
00:42:21,118 --> 00:42:22,586
So, who are you?
760
00:42:22,686 --> 00:42:24,288
I am Felicity Price.
761
00:42:24,388 --> 00:42:25,589
Nope. Try again.
762
00:42:25,689 --> 00:42:27,825
I am.
Bullshit.
763
00:42:27,925 --> 00:42:30,227
God, it's so obvious
you're not who you say you are.
764
00:42:30,327 --> 00:42:31,795
I mean, the accent alone,
765
00:42:31,895 --> 00:42:34,965
it's like, uh,
dinner theater Blanche Dubois.
766
00:42:35,065 --> 00:42:38,235
I-I-If I called one of
Felicity's friends right now,
767
00:42:38,335 --> 00:42:40,204
would they even recognize you?
768
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,909
Give it up, lady.
You cannot lie to me.
769
00:42:46,744 --> 00:42:49,113
I mean.
Well, I suppose...
770
00:42:55,119 --> 00:42:56,119
Fine.
771
00:42:56,687 --> 00:42:57,955
You're right.
772
00:42:59,490 --> 00:43:02,059
Felicity Price is,
uh, an invention.
773
00:43:02,926 --> 00:43:07,798
A... reaction to the cruelty
I've suffered.
774
00:43:08,232 --> 00:43:10,000
The years of abuse.
775
00:43:11,068 --> 00:43:13,637
Do you know what it takes
to become a real artist?
776
00:43:13,737 --> 00:43:15,406
Ah, gosh, I don't know.
777
00:43:15,506 --> 00:43:17,875
I guess, uh,
big financial safety net.
778
00:43:17,975 --> 00:43:20,110
Maybe some family connections
to the art world.
779
00:43:20,210 --> 00:43:22,713
Pain and sacrifice.
780
00:43:23,647 --> 00:43:26,383
You must kill the old you
781
00:43:26,483 --> 00:43:29,253
to birth the new you.
782
00:43:29,653 --> 00:43:31,889
Reinvent everything.
783
00:43:33,490 --> 00:43:36,693
Your accent, your image,
784
00:43:36,794 --> 00:43:39,396
your entire personality,
if you must.
785
00:43:39,663 --> 00:43:43,834
Every moment of every day.
786
00:43:44,935 --> 00:43:46,670
Felicity Price is
787
00:43:46,770 --> 00:43:49,306
who I was supposed to be.
788
00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:53,644
Proof of the passion
and creativity
789
00:43:53,744 --> 00:43:56,246
that was smothered out of me.
790
00:43:56,346 --> 00:43:57,781
But no longer.
791
00:43:58,282 --> 00:43:59,282
Now...
792
00:44:01,385 --> 00:44:04,154
I am Felicity Price.
793
00:44:04,254 --> 00:44:05,923
She is me.
794
00:44:07,558 --> 00:44:08,992
You call it a lie.
795
00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:12,062
I call it my truth.
796
00:44:15,199 --> 00:44:16,633
Okey-smokes, man.
797
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:18,102
That's true.
798
00:44:18,936 --> 00:44:23,107
Excruciatingly pretentious,
but, uh... true.
799
00:44:23,207 --> 00:44:24,408
Get out.
800
00:44:25,008 --> 00:44:27,845
Alright. Uh, hey,
I'm sorry for overstepping.
801
00:44:28,145 --> 00:44:30,881
Uh, so is there
any shot that, uh,
802
00:44:30,981 --> 00:44:32,483
you could consider
channeling some
803
00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:34,752
of that artistic empathy
towards your sister Delia?
804
00:44:34,852 --> 00:44:37,020
I mean, she's just...
she's been through a lot.
805
00:44:37,388 --> 00:44:38,756
Please leave.
806
00:44:45,929 --> 00:44:47,297
Sorry.
807
00:44:51,268 --> 00:44:52,703
Holy butt-munch!
808
00:44:52,803 --> 00:44:55,506
Oh.
809
00:44:57,808 --> 00:45:00,110
Rest in spangled power, Amber.
810
00:45:00,210 --> 00:45:01,210
We love you.
811
00:45:05,616 --> 00:45:07,751
Oh, great.
There you are.
812
00:45:08,118 --> 00:45:10,721
Hey, hey, buddy.
I-I'm sorry, but I-I,
813
00:45:10,821 --> 00:45:12,790
you know, I did that whole
lie detector routine
814
00:45:12,890 --> 00:45:14,100
on Felicity,
just like we planned,
815
00:45:14,124 --> 00:45:15,793
and I'm sorry to say,
but I just...
816
00:45:15,893 --> 00:45:17,428
I don't think she's an imposter.
817
00:45:17,528 --> 00:45:19,430
Imposter syndrome maybe.
818
00:45:19,797 --> 00:45:21,799
What the fuck are
you talking about?
819
00:45:27,204 --> 00:45:29,473
Alright. If you were just, like,
tooling around
820
00:45:29,573 --> 00:45:32,676
the neighborhood for two hours,
like some angsty teen,
821
00:45:32,776 --> 00:45:34,778
then who was I even gabbing to?
822
00:45:34,878 --> 00:45:37,414
I-I mean, are you even you?
823
00:45:37,514 --> 00:45:39,450
I'm me, Delia.
824
00:45:41,618 --> 00:45:43,153
We met at an apple orchard.
825
00:45:44,321 --> 00:45:45,456
Charlie.
826
00:45:45,556 --> 00:45:47,524
Alright. I, I see it.
827
00:45:47,958 --> 00:45:49,593
I don't understand
why any of my sisters
828
00:45:49,693 --> 00:45:51,095
would pretend to be me.
829
00:45:51,195 --> 00:45:53,197
Hey, there you are, um.
830
00:45:53,297 --> 00:45:55,466
I wanted to get this
to you before you leave.
831
00:45:56,967 --> 00:45:59,236
I-I'm glad you changed
your mind, Delia.
832
00:45:59,336 --> 00:46:00,437
G-Good luck.
833
00:46:05,809 --> 00:46:06,844
That's why.
834
00:46:07,745 --> 00:46:12,349
Felicity offered us
$150K to not contest the will.
835
00:46:12,449 --> 00:46:14,585
I guess one of my sisters
wore my coat.
836
00:46:14,685 --> 00:46:17,421
Oh, and your beanie, right.
The different color.
837
00:46:17,521 --> 00:46:18,722
God, I'm a moron.
838
00:46:18,822 --> 00:46:20,324
And, uh, signed the contract.
839
00:46:20,424 --> 00:46:23,293
No, no, no, no.
You, you got to tear this up.
840
00:46:23,394 --> 00:46:24,962
We can prove
that's not your signature.
841
00:46:25,262 --> 00:46:27,297
Charlie, I have been staring
842
00:46:27,398 --> 00:46:29,133
at that drinks table
ever since we got here
843
00:46:29,233 --> 00:46:31,135
trying to remember why it's not
844
00:46:31,235 --> 00:46:33,537
a fantastic idea to get wasted.
845
00:46:34,705 --> 00:46:36,240
Whoever did this had it right.
846
00:46:37,141 --> 00:46:38,509
Take the money and run.
847
00:46:38,609 --> 00:46:40,544
I mean, you can't even
buy a whole orchard
848
00:46:40,644 --> 00:46:43,247
for $150K, I-I'd assume.
849
00:46:43,347 --> 00:46:46,050
I am financially illiterate.
It does keep me up at night.
850
00:46:46,150 --> 00:46:48,786
Money is replaceable.
I pick peace of mind.
851
00:46:48,886 --> 00:46:50,788
Well, you know what?
Sorry, buddy,
852
00:46:50,888 --> 00:46:52,756
but, fuck it, I'd love
for you to have both.
853
00:46:52,856 --> 00:46:54,558
Hey, Lady Diana.
854
00:46:54,658 --> 00:46:55,959
Lady Diana.
Hey. Whoa.
855
00:46:56,060 --> 00:46:57,861
Lady Diana. Come here.
Hey, hey, mine.
856
00:46:57,961 --> 00:46:59,830
Come here.
Wrong leg, baby girl.
857
00:46:59,930 --> 00:47:01,899
Alright, we're gonna get
'em next time. I promise.
858
00:47:02,266 --> 00:47:03,167
Sorry.
859
00:47:03,267 --> 00:47:05,402
No, it's, uh, Lady Di's now, uh.
860
00:47:05,502 --> 00:47:06,670
Oh, okay.
861
00:47:06,770 --> 00:47:08,472
Hey, uh, how's that going?
862
00:47:08,572 --> 00:47:09,816
You still can't find
that missing foot?
863
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,142
Oh, God.
Who would take Amber's foot?
864
00:47:12,242 --> 00:47:15,846
The wild boars,
passing hobos riding the rails,
seagulls.
865
00:47:15,946 --> 00:47:17,357
You can't expect
a human foot to just stay
866
00:47:17,381 --> 00:47:18,658
on the beach
and no one take it nowhere.
867
00:47:18,682 --> 00:47:21,685
I don't know. It seems
a humble enough expectation.
868
00:47:21,785 --> 00:47:23,187
And that's not even
the worst part.
869
00:47:23,554 --> 00:47:26,023
Well, okay. Sh-Shoot.
What's the worst part?
870
00:47:26,123 --> 00:47:29,560
I got that song
stuck in my head.
Um, "Footloose."
871
00:47:30,394 --> 00:47:31,394
Um...
872
00:47:37,401 --> 00:47:38,836
All day.
873
00:47:39,269 --> 00:47:42,106
Well, I did ask.
Mm.
874
00:47:46,577 --> 00:47:48,379
Um, goddamn it.
875
00:47:48,479 --> 00:47:51,482
It's like the smallpox
of movie plot songs.
876
00:47:51,582 --> 00:47:52,583
I blame Bacon.
877
00:47:52,683 --> 00:47:54,284
Bacon.
878
00:47:56,854 --> 00:47:58,021
Bacon.
879
00:47:59,390 --> 00:48:01,024
Hold on a second.
What?
880
00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:02,860
Well, portrait.
881
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,130
Kevin Bacon in "Footloose."
Life-sized bust.
882
00:48:06,230 --> 00:48:08,599
Daniel Day-Lewis
circa "My Left Foot."
883
00:48:08,699 --> 00:48:09,933
Right.
884
00:48:10,033 --> 00:48:12,503
Footlong, Five Dollar Subway,
cast in bronze,
885
00:48:12,603 --> 00:48:16,573
and a, a marble ruler,
approximately 12 inches,
886
00:48:16,673 --> 00:48:18,842
always known as a foot.
887
00:48:19,309 --> 00:48:21,612
Is this a riddle or an aneurysm?
888
00:48:22,513 --> 00:48:25,416
All of Felicity Price's
artwork is foot-related.
889
00:48:25,516 --> 00:48:26,550
And?
And,
890
00:48:26,650 --> 00:48:30,254
and Amber's dead body
is missing a foot.
891
00:48:30,354 --> 00:48:34,091
So that means I...
don't know why.
892
00:48:35,325 --> 00:48:37,194
Geez.
Synchronicity?
893
00:48:41,131 --> 00:48:43,400
No fucking way.
894
00:48:46,370 --> 00:48:47,805
I always say
895
00:48:47,905 --> 00:48:52,076
that art reveals the artist.
896
00:48:56,980 --> 00:48:58,248
Faux-licity.
897
00:49:00,184 --> 00:49:01,885
I figured you out.
898
00:49:02,352 --> 00:49:05,255
Before Amber saw
Norma's new will,
899
00:49:05,355 --> 00:49:06,824
she was coping just fine
900
00:49:06,924 --> 00:49:08,659
with her mother's
illness, right?
901
00:49:08,759 --> 00:49:10,627
That's true. She was,
she was very strong.
902
00:49:10,728 --> 00:49:13,597
Yes. But then,
Norma names Felicity Price
903
00:49:13,697 --> 00:49:15,466
as the new heir
of the "Kid Cop" gazillions.
904
00:49:15,566 --> 00:49:19,503
And, uh, well,
Amber begins to transform.
905
00:49:19,603 --> 00:49:22,172
New hairdo, weird piercings,
starting to dress
906
00:49:22,272 --> 00:49:24,174
like some kind of
a cartoon plumber.
907
00:49:24,274 --> 00:49:25,609
Excusez-moi.
908
00:49:25,709 --> 00:49:26,610
She was having a breakdown.
909
00:49:26,710 --> 00:49:29,480
Yes, but, uh, not for
the reason you think.
910
00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:33,117
You see, uh, those changes
that Norma made to the will,
911
00:49:33,217 --> 00:49:37,921
well, they were causing Amber
to become homicidal,
912
00:49:38,021 --> 00:49:38,789
not suicidal.
913
00:49:38,889 --> 00:49:40,824
Isn't that right, Fauxlicity?
914
00:49:40,924 --> 00:49:42,326
Well, I wouldn't know.
915
00:49:42,426 --> 00:49:44,261
You stopped my set for this?
916
00:49:44,361 --> 00:49:45,361
May I?
917
00:49:48,332 --> 00:49:49,476
Thanks, pal.
You're welcome.
918
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:50,901
And I can't go on without her.
919
00:49:51,001 --> 00:49:53,704
So, I've come
to the bluff to jump.
920
00:49:54,004 --> 00:49:56,106
So, when you see...
Bullshit.
921
00:49:56,206 --> 00:49:57,941
And pretty lame acting on top.
922
00:49:58,041 --> 00:49:59,777
Suffice to say, I can tell
923
00:49:59,877 --> 00:50:03,847
based on this video alone
that, uh, well, she's lying.
924
00:50:03,947 --> 00:50:05,416
Amber had no intentions
of jumping.
925
00:50:05,516 --> 00:50:08,152
You really shouldn't speak
ill of the dead like this.
926
00:50:08,252 --> 00:50:12,156
Ah, well, that's okay
because Amber isn't dead.
927
00:50:12,256 --> 00:50:13,824
Felicity Price is.
928
00:50:14,925 --> 00:50:17,995
Amber's new look was a disguise.
929
00:50:18,095 --> 00:50:20,297
Designed to make
everyone believe
930
00:50:20,397 --> 00:50:23,067
that the body at the bottom
of the bluff was her.
931
00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:26,170
When, in fact,
it was actually the body
932
00:50:26,270 --> 00:50:30,307
of your long-lost sister,
Felicity Price.
933
00:50:31,508 --> 00:50:33,143
Sacré bleu.
Oh, my God.
934
00:50:33,243 --> 00:50:37,247
It was a crazy-smart
scheme. Oh, boy.
935
00:50:37,347 --> 00:50:41,151
But there was just that
one thing about Felicity
936
00:50:41,251 --> 00:50:43,153
that you couldn't fake,
wasn't there?
937
00:50:43,253 --> 00:50:45,355
Something that you
found out about
938
00:50:45,456 --> 00:50:47,124
after you murdered her.
939
00:50:49,059 --> 00:50:50,661
Her prosthetic foot.
940
00:50:50,761 --> 00:50:52,796
No.
Shut up.
941
00:50:52,896 --> 00:50:54,164
You know, it was, uh, really
942
00:50:54,264 --> 00:50:56,400
some very quick thinking
what you did with the train.
943
00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,602
And, uh, well, those cops,
944
00:50:58,702 --> 00:50:59,703
yeah, they bought it.
945
00:50:59,803 --> 00:51:01,205
Take off your left boot.
946
00:51:01,305 --> 00:51:03,874
That is wildly inappropriate
to ask her to do...
947
00:51:19,089 --> 00:51:21,558
Oh. Oh, wow.
948
00:51:22,025 --> 00:51:23,861
Oh, gosh.
I'm so sorry.
949
00:51:23,961 --> 00:51:25,062
This is...
950
00:51:25,162 --> 00:51:26,730
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
951
00:51:26,830 --> 00:51:27,731
No, dude, I'm sorry...
952
00:51:27,831 --> 00:51:30,401
How very dare you.
953
00:51:31,135 --> 00:51:34,238
I come here to meet
my long-lost family
954
00:51:34,338 --> 00:51:35,773
at the wake
955
00:51:35,873 --> 00:51:37,975
of the mother I never knew.
956
00:51:38,575 --> 00:51:40,544
And how do you welcome me?
957
00:51:41,845 --> 00:51:44,915
You force me
958
00:51:45,015 --> 00:51:49,319
to bare my disability to you.
959
00:51:49,853 --> 00:51:52,156
Are you happy now?
960
00:51:52,256 --> 00:51:54,958
No.
Or is there
961
00:51:55,392 --> 00:51:58,929
more humiliation in store?
962
00:52:07,171 --> 00:52:08,405
Uh...
963
00:52:09,073 --> 00:52:10,274
hold on.
964
00:52:20,784 --> 00:52:22,920
Oh!
965
00:52:33,931 --> 00:52:35,099
Ew!
966
00:52:35,199 --> 00:52:36,967
Oh, my God, that's so gross.
967
00:52:37,067 --> 00:52:39,570
No.
Holy butt-munching shit!
968
00:52:40,871 --> 00:52:42,005
Hamber?
Hamber!
969
00:52:42,106 --> 00:52:44,875
The art reveals the artist.
970
00:52:45,109 --> 00:52:46,710
The spangles. Yikes.
971
00:52:46,810 --> 00:52:48,979
You know, I'm-I'm
gonna call the cops.
972
00:52:49,079 --> 00:52:51,115
I, I did everything right.
973
00:52:51,682 --> 00:52:54,184
Everything Mom asked.
It all should have been mine.
974
00:52:54,284 --> 00:52:55,452
Hi. Yeah.
975
00:52:55,552 --> 00:52:57,187
I'd like to report a crime.
976
00:52:58,989 --> 00:53:00,324
God, that was quick.
Yeah.
977
00:53:00,424 --> 00:53:01,704
I'm sorry to barge in like this.
978
00:53:02,259 --> 00:53:04,361
We just fingerprinted
the corpse's body.
979
00:53:04,461 --> 00:53:06,506
That wasn't your sister, Amber,
down on those tracks.
980
00:53:06,530 --> 00:53:08,799
It was...
Oh, we know, Felicity Price.
981
00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:12,202
Wait, so that means...
Uh, did one of you...
982
00:53:12,302 --> 00:53:13,437
She did it.
It was her.
983
00:53:13,537 --> 00:53:15,272
Uh, she did it.
Oh!
984
00:53:18,675 --> 00:53:20,144
Which one is this?
Amber.
985
00:53:20,677 --> 00:53:23,047
Does that mean we all have
different fingerprints?
986
00:53:23,147 --> 00:53:25,983
Of course.
You're twins, not clones.
987
00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:28,218
Oh, my God. Yeah.
988
00:53:28,318 --> 00:53:29,820
Oui, merde.
989
00:53:36,660 --> 00:53:38,562
I wish I'd have gotten
to know her, you know?
990
00:53:39,396 --> 00:53:42,032
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
991
00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:45,369
So, uh, who gets
all the money now?
992
00:53:45,469 --> 00:53:47,805
Well, Felicity had
no surviving family,
993
00:53:47,905 --> 00:53:50,140
so all the "Kid Cop" money
comes to us.
994
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:51,842
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
995
00:53:51,942 --> 00:53:52,942
Whoa.
Mm.
996
00:53:53,010 --> 00:53:55,579
So, enough to buy the orchard
off the old man, huh?
997
00:53:55,679 --> 00:53:57,815
Well, two orchards.
Thanks to you.
998
00:53:57,915 --> 00:53:59,183
Me? No.
999
00:53:59,283 --> 00:54:01,618
Uh, come on,
I just asked a few questions.
1000
00:54:03,353 --> 00:54:05,656
Why don't you, um,
come in on it with me?
1001
00:54:06,590 --> 00:54:07,925
We make a good team
1002
00:54:08,025 --> 00:54:09,927
and if nothing else,
it'll give you time
1003
00:54:10,027 --> 00:54:11,795
to figure out your dream.
1004
00:54:11,895 --> 00:54:12,996
Uh...
1005
00:54:13,564 --> 00:54:15,132
Yeah. I don't know. Uh...
1006
00:54:15,733 --> 00:54:18,235
Well, maybe I could use
a little settling down.
1007
00:54:18,802 --> 00:54:20,404
Form a little
human connection and,
1008
00:54:20,504 --> 00:54:22,282
oh, maybe get to know
the name of a few apples.
1009
00:54:22,306 --> 00:54:23,540
Don't set your bar too high.
1010
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,542
Nah, I mean, you're right.
1011
00:54:25,642 --> 00:54:27,644
Shit. Like, what am I even
running from, right?
1012
00:54:31,982 --> 00:54:33,350
Oh, right.
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