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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,749 Doctor, we're stuck. 2 00:01:24,791 --> 00:01:26,333 No, we're moving forward! 3 00:01:26,374 --> 00:01:29,291 - I feel I'm backtracking. - So do it. 4 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:32,583 - Backtrack! - So I jump better jump? 5 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,500 You're not jumping, Damien! 6 00:01:34,542 --> 00:01:35,917 You'll see, Doctor! 7 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:37,334 Don't even think it! 8 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:39,625 Damien, listen to me. 9 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,917 - The firemen are here. - Why did you call? 10 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:43,334 Because he'll fall! 11 00:01:43,376 --> 00:01:47,002 It's his 6th attempt. It's emotional blackmail. 12 00:01:47,043 --> 00:01:49,335 - He's faking? - I didn't say that. 13 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:52,252 I'm faking? Farewell, Doctor! 14 00:01:52,294 --> 00:01:53,460 No! 15 00:01:53,502 --> 00:01:54,502 He's jumping! 16 00:01:54,544 --> 00:01:56,003 Look up! 17 00:01:56,877 --> 00:01:59,044 Listen, I understand. 18 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:02,628 I was wrong, but I finally found a solution. 19 00:02:04,503 --> 00:02:05,503 Really? 20 00:02:05,545 --> 00:02:07,753 Give me your hand and we'll go in. 21 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,461 Flavie, clutch my belt. 22 00:02:09,503 --> 00:02:10,712 Give me your hand. 23 00:02:10,753 --> 00:02:12,587 Give me your hand. 24 00:02:12,628 --> 00:02:14,713 Got him, now pull, Flavie! 25 00:02:15,713 --> 00:02:17,129 There we go! 26 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,171 Thanks, Captain. It's over. 27 00:02:19,213 --> 00:02:21,629 6 times in 3 months is a bit much. 28 00:02:21,671 --> 00:02:23,963 It won't happen again, Captain. 29 00:02:29,171 --> 00:02:31,006 Why not let me jump? 30 00:02:31,047 --> 00:02:33,464 You wouldn't have done it. Lie down. 31 00:02:33,506 --> 00:02:34,714 Lie down. 32 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:37,631 You've tried 6 times and never succeeded. 33 00:02:37,673 --> 00:02:39,381 You never believe me! 34 00:02:39,423 --> 00:02:40,965 Of course I do. 35 00:02:41,007 --> 00:02:42,048 No. 36 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:45,382 I think you're a hypochondriac. And claustrophobic. 37 00:02:45,424 --> 00:02:47,257 And you have fear of birds. 38 00:02:47,299 --> 00:02:49,924 And I know your self-destructive impulse 39 00:02:49,966 --> 00:02:52,632 is an unconscious response to the question: 40 00:02:53,258 --> 00:02:55,466 "How do I make others love me?" 41 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:59,466 Okay but where's the solution in that gobbledygook? 42 00:03:01,133 --> 00:03:04,342 My solution consists first in stopping sessions. 43 00:03:06,509 --> 00:03:09,426 - Abandoning me? - No! 44 00:03:09,467 --> 00:03:10,759 I intend to see you again. 45 00:03:10,801 --> 00:03:11,926 Really? 46 00:03:11,968 --> 00:03:13,467 When? 47 00:03:14,176 --> 00:03:16,218 Once you've decided to find love. 48 00:03:17,759 --> 00:03:20,051 Jung said something very pertinent. 49 00:03:20,844 --> 00:03:23,135 Love is the meeting of two neurotics. 50 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,343 This woman, 51 00:03:25,385 --> 00:03:29,553 your neurotic soulmate, exists somewhere. 52 00:03:29,595 --> 00:03:32,595 The wheel will turn, in the right direction. 53 00:03:34,511 --> 00:03:36,761 But what if I don't find her? 54 00:03:36,803 --> 00:03:38,761 You have to... 55 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:39,970 One second. 56 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:45,429 The session's over. Sorry. 57 00:03:46,262 --> 00:03:48,470 Too easy. Can I say something? 58 00:03:48,512 --> 00:03:51,180 I won't miss you, not one bit! 59 00:03:51,221 --> 00:03:54,221 Excellent reaction! The start of reconstruction. 60 00:03:54,263 --> 00:03:57,222 Yeah, right. Bye, Flavie. I'll go reconstruct. 61 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:06,306 That's the problem with you, Damien. 62 00:04:09,931 --> 00:04:11,307 Fear of birds. 63 00:04:11,348 --> 00:04:12,515 Claustrophobic. 64 00:04:12,557 --> 00:04:13,890 Hypochondriac. 65 00:04:13,931 --> 00:04:15,599 Find love! 66 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,974 The woman of your dreams. 67 00:04:18,016 --> 00:04:21,433 Love is the meeting of two neurotics. 68 00:04:21,474 --> 00:04:24,183 This woman exists somewhere. 69 00:04:24,224 --> 00:04:26,808 The wheel turns, Damien. 70 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:27,975 Somewhere. 71 00:04:36,559 --> 00:04:39,101 Find your soulmate 72 00:04:41,018 --> 00:04:43,601 Out of our lives, Flavie! 73 00:04:43,642 --> 00:04:45,518 He's out of our lives! 74 00:04:46,727 --> 00:04:49,393 Sorry, my reaction isn't too orthodox. 75 00:04:49,435 --> 00:04:51,768 Honestly, you understand me. 76 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:53,643 What a pain! 77 00:04:53,685 --> 00:04:55,436 He made me suffer today. 78 00:04:55,478 --> 00:04:57,269 No judgments, he's ill. 79 00:04:57,311 --> 00:05:00,478 He owes you for four sessions. 80 00:05:00,519 --> 00:05:03,436 - Really? - He didn't pay the last 4. 81 00:05:03,478 --> 00:05:08,020 Well, it's the price of peace. We'll let it slide. 82 00:05:08,061 --> 00:05:10,020 And this session makes 5? 83 00:05:10,061 --> 00:05:11,312 Exactly. 84 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:12,771 Shit. 85 00:05:49,357 --> 00:05:50,566 Love at first sight 86 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:02,567 FAMILY THERAPY 87 00:06:05,942 --> 00:06:08,318 ONE YEAR LATER 88 00:06:09,567 --> 00:06:11,776 - Smash ! - Fuck! 89 00:06:12,651 --> 00:06:14,359 30-40, match point. 90 00:06:14,401 --> 00:06:16,151 We know, no need to shout. 91 00:06:16,193 --> 00:06:18,693 Focus and play! 92 00:06:18,735 --> 00:06:20,027 Serving! 93 00:06:22,985 --> 00:06:25,027 Out! Second serve. 94 00:06:25,069 --> 00:06:26,319 Thanks, I know. 95 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,778 Inexorably, we're getting there. 96 00:06:28,819 --> 00:06:29,861 Can't you shut up? 97 00:06:29,903 --> 00:06:32,778 Who's talking? I'll distract him at the net. 98 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:34,903 I knew it! 99 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:37,195 Game, set and match. 100 00:06:37,820 --> 00:06:39,904 We tired you out, guys. 101 00:06:39,945 --> 00:06:41,445 What a pain! 102 00:06:41,487 --> 00:06:42,528 Fuck! 103 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:45,780 Come now, Franck! You can't accept losing? 104 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:47,654 You have no emotional distance! 105 00:06:47,696 --> 00:06:49,738 Come to my office. 106 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:50,821 As colleagues. 107 00:06:50,863 --> 00:06:54,155 Meaning what? 15 years of therapy at 180 a session? 108 00:06:54,197 --> 00:06:56,155 Thanks, I'll buy a new racket. 109 00:06:56,197 --> 00:06:59,322 What do you charge to hypnotize someone? 110 00:06:59,364 --> 00:07:00,697 110 euros, Doctor. 111 00:07:00,739 --> 00:07:05,239 I find that expensive for a totally unpredictable method. 112 00:07:05,281 --> 00:07:07,490 You're starting again? 113 00:07:07,531 --> 00:07:09,281 Hypnosis is the future! 114 00:07:09,323 --> 00:07:11,281 Great results, and very fast! 115 00:07:11,323 --> 00:07:12,323 All right. 116 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,657 Psychoanalysis is long and lucrative. 117 00:07:14,698 --> 00:07:16,240 Hello? Yes, honey. 118 00:07:16,282 --> 00:07:18,948 You don't sound well, what's wrong? 119 00:07:19,574 --> 00:07:21,574 Don't fret, losers. 120 00:07:23,158 --> 00:07:26,075 Don't forget: in two weeks, party in Thonon! 121 00:07:26,741 --> 00:07:30,116 Work on your développé. Feet forward! 122 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,450 Port de tête! 123 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:34,575 I'm a little horse, I scratch the floor. 124 00:07:34,617 --> 00:07:35,992 I scratch the floor. 125 00:07:36,034 --> 00:07:38,034 Georgia, foot forward. 126 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:39,867 Arm up. 127 00:07:45,368 --> 00:07:46,534 I'm coming. 128 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,369 Coming alone? What a shame! 129 00:07:49,410 --> 00:07:51,702 Your mother wanted to meet him. 130 00:07:51,744 --> 00:07:55,869 Whenever I introduce you to someone, you analyze him. 131 00:07:55,911 --> 00:07:59,953 Nathan manic-depressive, Mathieu sociopathic, Thomas schizo. 132 00:07:59,994 --> 00:08:03,662 Very minor tendencies... anyway, listen. 133 00:08:03,703 --> 00:08:07,287 It's clumsy, an occupational hazard. 134 00:08:07,328 --> 00:08:09,912 It won't happen again, I promise. 135 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:13,245 - I'll wait and see. - I promise, Alice. 136 00:08:13,871 --> 00:08:15,996 Trust me, honey. 137 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:18,704 It's your choice, but it's a shame. 138 00:08:18,746 --> 00:08:22,163 It's our 30th anniversary. You're our only child. 139 00:08:22,205 --> 00:08:24,497 That would be our best gift. 140 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:27,081 All right, so for now it's no. 141 00:08:27,122 --> 00:08:29,538 - No. - That's a no, yes fine. 142 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:31,664 All right, that's a no. 143 00:08:33,623 --> 00:08:34,997 No! 144 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:37,831 - Not that look. - I said nothing! 145 00:08:37,873 --> 00:08:42,998 No, but you haven't introduced us to anyone in a while. 146 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,582 Should I wait to tell her? 147 00:08:45,624 --> 00:08:47,207 No, I'll tell her. 148 00:08:47,249 --> 00:08:50,208 You've reached Dr. Beranger's voicemail. 149 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:52,791 Leave a message after the beep. 150 00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:58,208 Dad, you win. You can tell Mom I'm coming with my gift. 151 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:01,500 We get in at 2 pm. Love you. 152 00:09:05,668 --> 00:09:06,751 Delicious. 153 00:09:13,709 --> 00:09:14,918 Querida... 154 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,709 - Your coffee. - Thanks, hon. 155 00:09:17,335 --> 00:09:18,669 You'll see... 156 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:22,544 So much better than coffee from capsules! 157 00:09:22,585 --> 00:09:25,877 - I'm glad Alice is bringing her beau! - Me too. 158 00:09:25,919 --> 00:09:27,752 What's his name? 159 00:09:27,794 --> 00:09:29,503 I didn't ask because... 160 00:09:29,545 --> 00:09:32,628 when I'm too intrusive, she gets upset. 161 00:09:32,670 --> 00:09:34,920 You're right, good idea. 162 00:09:35,878 --> 00:09:37,379 You're making progress. 163 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:39,379 I hope it'll last all weekend. 164 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:42,462 No problem, rest assured, trust me. 165 00:09:42,504 --> 00:09:44,337 - Are you sure? - Trust me! 166 00:09:45,712 --> 00:09:49,380 - My parents will love you. - Think so? 167 00:09:49,421 --> 00:09:50,463 You're handsome. 168 00:09:50,505 --> 00:09:51,922 Funny. 169 00:09:51,963 --> 00:09:54,755 - You do great tattoos. - Thanks, how kind. 170 00:09:54,797 --> 00:09:56,421 And that lovely voice! 171 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,548 - A lovely voice? - Yes. 172 00:09:58,588 --> 00:10:00,172 - Teasing me? - Yes. 173 00:10:00,214 --> 00:10:04,256 But it's what my mother will tell you. She teaches music. 174 00:10:04,297 --> 00:10:07,631 We are pulling into Thonon-Les-Bains. 175 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:08,923 We're here! 176 00:10:10,881 --> 00:10:15,131 The TGV 7446 is arriving on platform B. 177 00:10:15,173 --> 00:10:17,049 Step away from the tracks. 178 00:10:17,091 --> 00:10:19,091 Cathy and Jean will meet us. 179 00:10:19,132 --> 00:10:22,383 The caretakers. It's a tradition. Antoine may come too. 180 00:10:23,007 --> 00:10:24,049 Who's Antoine? 181 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,633 Their son. In love with me forever. 182 00:10:26,675 --> 00:10:29,675 He better keep quiet or I'll kill him. 183 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,884 He won't say much, he's deaf. 184 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:37,384 - Very sensitive. - Meaning? 185 00:10:37,425 --> 00:10:39,592 Sometimes he reacts oddly. 186 00:10:39,634 --> 00:10:41,926 Don't worry, I work with inmates. 187 00:10:41,968 --> 00:10:45,552 It's funny, a young inmate taught me sign language. 188 00:10:45,593 --> 00:10:46,510 Really? 189 00:10:48,927 --> 00:10:51,386 - Meaning? - You and me forever. 190 00:10:51,427 --> 00:10:53,136 Do you like sodomy? 191 00:10:53,177 --> 00:10:55,885 - So cute. - The kid loved me. 192 00:10:56,886 --> 00:10:58,136 Antoine! 193 00:11:00,261 --> 00:11:02,011 My friend Damien. 194 00:11:02,636 --> 00:11:04,137 He knows sign language. 195 00:11:04,178 --> 00:11:05,387 Just a little. 196 00:11:06,178 --> 00:11:08,262 How did you two meet? 197 00:11:08,303 --> 00:11:09,846 He speaks too fast. 198 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:13,554 Come this way, follow me. 199 00:11:22,388 --> 00:11:24,721 Look! Steamboats! 200 00:11:24,763 --> 00:11:26,721 I rode them as a kid. 201 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,305 You lied. She's your girlfriend. 202 00:11:31,347 --> 00:11:32,806 Not just a friend. 203 00:11:32,848 --> 00:11:33,931 Yes, exactly. 204 00:11:35,306 --> 00:11:36,140 Stop! 205 00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:37,515 Look at the road! 206 00:11:46,015 --> 00:11:49,516 I don't know what irked him. To avoid another scene, 207 00:11:49,558 --> 00:11:52,516 wait at the bar and I'll come back for you. 208 00:11:52,558 --> 00:11:54,641 He could throw you overboard! 209 00:11:54,683 --> 00:11:55,975 He's done it before. 210 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,850 - I'm panicky. - Huh? 211 00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,308 Nothing... 212 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:01,225 See you soon. Sorry about that. 213 00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:03,767 Yeah... not as sorry as me. 214 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,767 Excellent! Honey, they're here! 215 00:12:08,393 --> 00:12:09,601 Here they come! 216 00:12:13,226 --> 00:12:14,351 She came alone? 217 00:12:15,184 --> 00:12:17,269 Where is he? I don't see him. 218 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:18,476 Doctor... 219 00:12:19,144 --> 00:12:21,185 Antoine had another jealousy fit. 220 00:12:21,227 --> 00:12:23,185 He attacked Alice's friend. 221 00:12:23,227 --> 00:12:24,519 Is he hurt? 222 00:12:24,561 --> 00:12:26,978 His head hit the window. 223 00:12:27,019 --> 00:12:28,477 All right, I see. 224 00:12:30,186 --> 00:12:32,978 - No worries, I'll get him. - Me too. 225 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,061 No! 226 00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:35,645 I'll go alone, hon. 227 00:12:35,687 --> 00:12:37,353 He has a red flight jacket. 228 00:12:37,395 --> 00:12:39,895 - A what? - A red flight jacket. 229 00:12:49,646 --> 00:12:50,896 How are you? 230 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:54,772 Good timing. I have a customer with a panic attack. 231 00:12:54,813 --> 00:12:57,022 - Your specialty? - Not why I'm here. 232 00:12:57,063 --> 00:12:58,939 Yes but... he's not well. 233 00:12:59,647 --> 00:13:02,731 - Okay, where is he? - Recovering over there. 234 00:13:02,772 --> 00:13:05,023 - The man with the sweater? - Yeah. 235 00:13:07,815 --> 00:13:08,857 Sir? 236 00:13:10,314 --> 00:13:11,982 Are you not unwell? 237 00:13:13,065 --> 00:13:14,357 Holy shit! 238 00:13:15,524 --> 00:13:16,691 Dr. Beranger? 239 00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:17,691 Shit! 240 00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:19,149 - Dr. Beranger? - Damien. 241 00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,066 Why the hell are you here? 242 00:13:21,108 --> 00:13:22,607 This is unbelievable! 243 00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:25,691 You'll be proud, I'm cured! 244 00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:28,900 I met her! We're getting married thanks to you! 245 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,734 Is that your red jacket? 246 00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:32,151 Yes, it's mine. 247 00:13:32,192 --> 00:13:33,318 Are you sure? 248 00:13:34,109 --> 00:13:35,608 Positive, why? 249 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:38,026 Don't say you're marrying my daughter. 250 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:42,152 No, because my fiancée's name is Alice. 251 00:13:42,192 --> 00:13:44,152 My daughter's name is Alice. 252 00:13:44,818 --> 00:13:46,027 That'd be funny. 253 00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:47,776 Not really. 254 00:13:47,818 --> 00:13:50,652 Relax, my fiancée's last name is Buarque. 255 00:13:50,694 --> 00:13:53,444 - Not Beranger. - Buarque! 256 00:13:53,485 --> 00:13:55,444 Her mother's maiden name! 257 00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:56,569 Oh fuck. 258 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,819 I'm panicky... 259 00:13:58,861 --> 00:14:01,194 Relax, we'll figure this out. 260 00:14:01,236 --> 00:14:03,236 Hervé, can I borrow your car? 261 00:14:08,321 --> 00:14:09,696 Hervé, your car! 262 00:14:10,903 --> 00:14:12,988 - Careful! - You, follow me. 263 00:14:13,821 --> 00:14:16,654 Doctor, I like your look. You're cool. 264 00:14:16,696 --> 00:14:18,155 Not like in your office. 265 00:14:18,196 --> 00:14:21,739 I'm on vacation. I don't see patients on vacation. 266 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,322 Take the next train home. 267 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,572 - Home? - Yes, wherever you live. 268 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,697 As far as possible from here. 269 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,323 Honey? Are you in the boat? 270 00:14:34,364 --> 00:14:36,239 No, we're in a car. 271 00:14:36,281 --> 00:14:37,573 Put her on. Hello? 272 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,823 Are you in the car or the boat? 273 00:14:40,865 --> 00:14:44,741 We're in a car, because Hervé lent us his. 274 00:14:44,782 --> 00:14:46,073 To go where? 275 00:14:46,115 --> 00:14:47,741 - The boat. - It's close! 276 00:14:47,782 --> 00:14:51,450 I know, it's close, but it's so Damien won't faint. 277 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,033 - Faint? - But he's fine, he's just fine! 278 00:14:54,074 --> 00:14:56,909 - Don't worry, we'll cross... - You promised! 279 00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:58,325 Be cool. 280 00:14:58,366 --> 00:15:01,742 Now we'll take the boat, perfect. Honestly... 281 00:15:07,409 --> 00:15:11,160 Why does the idiot put his pirate there? 282 00:15:12,368 --> 00:15:14,743 Why am I getting upset? 283 00:15:14,784 --> 00:15:16,493 Relax, relax. 284 00:15:17,118 --> 00:15:18,160 Relax. 285 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:22,036 You knocked over my pirate, Doctor! 286 00:15:22,077 --> 00:15:23,660 He'll get back on his feet. 287 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,037 Doctor? 288 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,579 Can you not tell Alice you were my shrink? 289 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,996 You hid your problem from her? 290 00:15:48,622 --> 00:15:51,205 Bad idea, you're a very serious case. 291 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:55,414 I'm getting better so don't spoil things! 292 00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:58,788 What do you think? I'm sworn to confidentiality! 293 00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:01,915 I'll leave you the day to come clean 294 00:16:01,956 --> 00:16:04,623 and to give her time to think it over. 295 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,706 Before she says yes. Understand? 296 00:16:08,332 --> 00:16:09,498 I'm seasick. 297 00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:13,499 It's normal, we stopped. Once we speed up, you'll be fine. 298 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,665 Hold on, old chap. 299 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,166 I said I'm seasick. 300 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:20,291 This is a lake. Are you lake-sick? I'll add it to your file. 301 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,791 I'll tie the back. 302 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:24,833 Give your friend a hand. He doesn't have sea legs. 303 00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:27,042 Don't ruin my cushions! 304 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,125 Hello! 305 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,708 You brought the sun! 306 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,209 Damien Leroy, my pleasure. 307 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,167 Paloma Buarque-Béranger. 308 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,667 Thank you for inviting, ma'am. 309 00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:38,293 You have a lovely voice, young man. 310 00:16:38,335 --> 00:16:41,543 Let's not stay here, there are tons of gnats. 311 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:44,251 I don't know why, come. It's wild! 312 00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:45,793 Lovely voice, I told you. 313 00:16:48,543 --> 00:16:50,668 Your place is gorgeously situated. 314 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,461 Thanks, that's kind of you. 315 00:16:52,503 --> 00:16:54,044 Come to my room. 316 00:16:54,085 --> 00:16:55,586 Why? 317 00:16:55,628 --> 00:16:56,753 Problem? 318 00:16:56,795 --> 00:16:59,586 No, your room's a great idea. 319 00:16:59,628 --> 00:17:00,836 Visit all the rooms. 320 00:17:00,878 --> 00:17:02,295 Come, leave her. 321 00:17:02,337 --> 00:17:04,504 You can visit the garage, it's lovely. 322 00:17:07,629 --> 00:17:08,670 You okay? 323 00:17:09,337 --> 00:17:10,879 You're acting weird. 324 00:17:10,921 --> 00:17:13,712 Not at all. I'm very relaxed, it's cool. 325 00:17:13,754 --> 00:17:15,505 How do you find them? 326 00:17:15,546 --> 00:17:16,922 Who? 327 00:17:18,713 --> 00:17:20,047 My parents! 328 00:17:20,088 --> 00:17:21,505 Think they're nice? 329 00:17:21,546 --> 00:17:23,547 Your mother is charming! 330 00:17:23,587 --> 00:17:25,130 And my dad? 331 00:17:25,171 --> 00:17:26,756 Your father... 332 00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:28,379 Yeah, yeah. 333 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,048 Honey? 334 00:17:30,672 --> 00:17:32,838 I must speak to a patient. 335 00:17:32,881 --> 00:17:34,047 Wait! 336 00:17:34,089 --> 00:17:36,632 - So? How do you find him? - Who? 337 00:17:36,672 --> 00:17:38,799 Who? You know, Damien. 338 00:17:42,548 --> 00:17:43,590 Nothing much. 339 00:17:44,466 --> 00:17:46,341 I try not to have an opinion. 340 00:17:46,382 --> 00:17:47,965 You're right. 341 00:17:48,007 --> 00:17:52,050 You know what? He reminds me a little of Sasha. 342 00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:53,925 - Sasha? - Alice's good friend. 343 00:17:53,966 --> 00:17:55,674 But Sasha's gay! 344 00:17:55,716 --> 00:17:56,966 Sasha's gay? 345 00:17:57,008 --> 00:17:58,592 Come on, of course! 346 00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:00,133 See ya. 347 00:18:00,175 --> 00:18:01,801 - Honey? - Yes? 348 00:18:01,842 --> 00:18:03,717 We'll have a great weekend. 349 00:18:03,759 --> 00:18:05,384 Yes. 350 00:18:05,426 --> 00:18:06,550 I think so. 351 00:18:06,592 --> 00:18:08,759 How about a quickie? 352 00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:10,551 - No time. - I'm horny. 353 00:18:11,218 --> 00:18:12,468 You're turning me on! 354 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,968 - Fuck, your father! - Bad timing? 355 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,468 The tea is ready! 356 00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:22,135 Yes, Doctor? 357 00:18:22,177 --> 00:18:23,469 Hello, Flavie? 358 00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:27,803 Can you send me immediately file DL35? 359 00:18:27,844 --> 00:18:29,428 Damien Leroy's. 360 00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:32,678 Why? Is he back? I don't have an appointment. 361 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,012 I know, he's here. 362 00:18:35,054 --> 00:18:36,345 At my house! 363 00:18:36,387 --> 00:18:38,471 What? I'll call the firemen! 364 00:18:38,512 --> 00:18:40,554 No, I can manage. Don't worry. 365 00:18:40,596 --> 00:18:42,221 What's Dad doing? 366 00:18:42,262 --> 00:18:44,554 Speaking to a patient. He can't stop! 367 00:18:44,596 --> 00:18:46,930 - It couldn't wait? - Someone suicidal. 368 00:18:47,554 --> 00:18:50,930 - His patients! - I can imagine it's not easy. 369 00:18:50,971 --> 00:18:52,138 Especially for us. 370 00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:54,514 - I'll do it. - Thanks, honey. 371 00:18:54,555 --> 00:18:55,806 Otherwise... 372 00:18:55,847 --> 00:18:58,555 Damien, what kind of work are you in? 373 00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:02,223 I teach theater. I work with incarcerated prisoners. 374 00:19:02,264 --> 00:19:04,640 We most work on improv. 375 00:19:05,264 --> 00:19:07,264 Improv? Wow! 376 00:19:07,306 --> 00:19:08,348 How original. 377 00:19:11,432 --> 00:19:13,557 It just came in. Thank you, Flavie. 378 00:19:14,182 --> 00:19:15,766 Social phobia, 379 00:19:16,557 --> 00:19:19,391 fear of the dark, fear of failure. 380 00:19:19,432 --> 00:19:22,557 What a record! What does she see in him? 381 00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:25,225 What does she see in him? Tell me, Flavie! 382 00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:26,642 What could it be? 383 00:19:26,684 --> 00:19:29,767 - Ask your daughter! - I can't. 384 00:19:29,809 --> 00:19:32,642 Patient confidentiality! They'll shut us down. 385 00:19:32,684 --> 00:19:34,309 You're right, Doctor. 386 00:19:34,351 --> 00:19:36,101 Wait, what's this? 387 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:39,434 Fear of birds. I'd forgotten about that. 388 00:19:39,476 --> 00:19:41,601 Very interesting. Thanks, Flavie! 389 00:19:41,643 --> 00:19:44,519 Tell her about the prison cabaret you put on. 390 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,810 A cabaret? 391 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,268 Cabaret, well, a modern version. 392 00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:51,186 I suggested a George Michael show. 393 00:19:51,227 --> 00:19:54,311 - I adore that guy. - Me too. 394 00:19:54,936 --> 00:19:56,978 That's a very good idea! 395 00:19:57,603 --> 00:19:59,436 George Michael for my choir. 396 00:19:59,478 --> 00:20:01,020 Great idea! 397 00:20:01,062 --> 00:20:02,395 It's very catchy! 398 00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:04,104 People like it. 399 00:20:04,145 --> 00:20:05,770 We'll do it. 400 00:20:05,812 --> 00:20:07,688 Do you know how to sing? 401 00:20:37,357 --> 00:20:38,564 You're there? 402 00:20:39,565 --> 00:20:43,107 The song Alice knows best is birdsong! 403 00:20:43,148 --> 00:20:44,315 Come on, Dad. 404 00:20:44,357 --> 00:20:46,108 Alice's passion as a kid. 405 00:20:46,149 --> 00:20:47,524 Don't you start! 406 00:20:47,565 --> 00:20:50,358 All the bird whistles we gave her 407 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,857 during her childhood. 408 00:20:51,899 --> 00:20:53,733 All of them handmade. 409 00:20:53,775 --> 00:20:56,400 Each attracts a different species. 410 00:20:56,441 --> 00:20:58,400 She's was unbeatable. 411 00:21:00,442 --> 00:21:01,526 I know... 412 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,234 Turtle dove! 413 00:21:04,859 --> 00:21:06,442 This one is fun. 414 00:21:08,818 --> 00:21:09,818 Blackbird! 415 00:21:09,859 --> 00:21:12,026 Blackbird! Yellow-beaked. 416 00:21:12,652 --> 00:21:15,193 This is a little tougher. 417 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,694 I love that. 418 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,486 - Moorhen! - The moorhen, Damien! 419 00:21:21,527 --> 00:21:22,528 And that? 420 00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:24,236 Never that one. 421 00:21:24,278 --> 00:21:25,903 It makes seagulls mate. 422 00:21:25,944 --> 00:21:28,570 It makes them aggressive. 423 00:21:29,861 --> 00:21:31,362 Know what we'll do? 424 00:21:31,404 --> 00:21:32,237 No. 425 00:21:32,279 --> 00:21:35,028 A little experiment, you'll see. 426 00:21:35,070 --> 00:21:36,320 It's magical. 427 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:39,362 Honey, come film his first souvenir. 428 00:21:39,404 --> 00:21:40,821 Follow me. 429 00:21:40,862 --> 00:21:42,737 You'll be blown away, Damien. 430 00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:44,530 What a mystery! 431 00:21:44,572 --> 00:21:48,029 Go on, reach out. Your hand too, higher. 432 00:21:48,071 --> 00:21:49,905 - Are you filming, honey? - Yes. 433 00:21:49,947 --> 00:21:51,114 Here we go. 434 00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:04,073 There it is. 435 00:22:07,115 --> 00:22:08,740 Wonderful! 436 00:22:09,365 --> 00:22:11,240 A European goldfinch! 437 00:22:11,282 --> 00:22:13,782 It's on the verge of extinction. 438 00:22:15,866 --> 00:22:17,324 How exceptional. 439 00:22:17,366 --> 00:22:19,199 Exceptional! 440 00:22:19,241 --> 00:22:21,157 Marvelous, right Damien? 441 00:22:21,199 --> 00:22:22,324 Prick! 442 00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:25,491 What the hell? You're crazy! 443 00:22:29,367 --> 00:22:31,117 Again! Stop him! 444 00:22:31,159 --> 00:22:32,492 What a pig! 445 00:22:32,534 --> 00:22:33,826 Sorry. 446 00:22:33,868 --> 00:22:36,784 - He vomited on me. - Disgusting. 447 00:22:41,618 --> 00:22:44,493 He's fine. Just a bit dazed, poor thing. 448 00:22:44,535 --> 00:22:45,743 Resistant! 449 00:22:46,702 --> 00:22:47,785 How about you? 450 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:50,661 She's consoling him. 451 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,077 So adorable. 452 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:53,494 I don't get it. 453 00:22:54,327 --> 00:22:57,036 She always liked "protector" types, winners. 454 00:22:57,078 --> 00:23:00,453 I almost killed that bird, I vomited on your mom. 455 00:23:01,328 --> 00:23:03,453 Should I take the next train back? 456 00:23:03,495 --> 00:23:05,579 - You're not leaving! - No? 457 00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:07,787 - You want to leave? - No, I don't. 458 00:23:07,829 --> 00:23:09,829 Who knew you had fear of birds? 459 00:23:09,871 --> 00:23:11,787 Of course you couldn't. 460 00:23:11,829 --> 00:23:12,829 No! 461 00:23:12,871 --> 00:23:14,955 You have to fix that problem. 462 00:23:16,413 --> 00:23:18,496 Maybe I can consult your dad? 463 00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:22,414 Are you crazy? I don't want him knowing your problems! 464 00:23:23,038 --> 00:23:24,997 - Imagine? - Just kidding. 465 00:23:25,038 --> 00:23:26,456 And he's expensive! 466 00:23:26,497 --> 00:23:27,831 He told you his job? 467 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:31,415 He does theater improvisation with prison inmates. 468 00:23:31,457 --> 00:23:35,415 So our daughter will be spending all her weekends 469 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:36,832 with criminals? 470 00:23:37,957 --> 00:23:40,582 What a middling prospect! 471 00:23:40,623 --> 00:23:43,665 Yes, indeed, not very reassuring. 472 00:23:46,416 --> 00:23:48,040 What can we do about it? 473 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,584 Stéphane... 474 00:23:56,958 --> 00:23:58,792 They got along well. 475 00:23:59,417 --> 00:24:00,834 Talking to yourself? 476 00:24:00,876 --> 00:24:03,959 If she's unhappy, we'll console her! 477 00:24:04,001 --> 00:24:07,168 I'm not thrilled about it, but what can we do? 478 00:24:08,918 --> 00:24:10,002 We accept. 479 00:24:10,626 --> 00:24:12,085 You scare me, Olivier. 480 00:24:12,127 --> 00:24:15,793 Reassure me, honey. Go and consult Marius. 481 00:24:16,627 --> 00:24:18,335 Marius, that charlatan? 482 00:24:18,377 --> 00:24:20,586 You can't say that, please! 483 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:23,211 He has a gift, it's obvious. 484 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,420 His herbal oils work on me. 485 00:24:25,462 --> 00:24:28,128 Remember Arsène, that ski monitor? 486 00:24:28,170 --> 00:24:30,628 He was in love with my sister. 487 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,545 His premonitory dreams 488 00:24:32,587 --> 00:24:34,879 told us that boy was a problem. 489 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,670 True. That's true. 490 00:24:36,712 --> 00:24:38,212 - Come on! - It's the boat. 491 00:24:38,254 --> 00:24:39,546 - Damien? - Yes! 492 00:24:39,588 --> 00:24:40,920 Let's run an errand. 493 00:24:40,962 --> 00:24:42,004 Where? 494 00:24:42,046 --> 00:24:45,588 To Marius's, for mom's essential oils. Come! 495 00:24:46,213 --> 00:24:48,505 You'll see, Marius is an amazing man. 496 00:24:48,547 --> 00:24:50,880 The place is magic. You'll tell me? 497 00:24:50,921 --> 00:24:53,881 What? You're not coming with us? 498 00:24:53,922 --> 00:24:57,006 - Winding roads give me headache. - Winding? 499 00:24:57,048 --> 00:24:58,839 Twisting mountain route. 500 00:25:00,048 --> 00:25:02,673 I think he enjoys spending time with you. 501 00:25:03,506 --> 00:25:04,882 Same here. 502 00:25:05,715 --> 00:25:07,174 Hurry, he hates waiting! 503 00:25:10,757 --> 00:25:11,923 Come in. 504 00:25:13,965 --> 00:25:15,674 You don't get car sick? 505 00:25:15,716 --> 00:25:19,258 Enough, Doctor! I don't have every illness! 506 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:23,050 The hairpin bends are pretty hairy. Hold on! 507 00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,842 - Hold on! - Where's the seat belt? 508 00:25:29,633 --> 00:25:31,092 Not on this model. 509 00:25:31,759 --> 00:25:34,301 No brakes either? You're speeding. 510 00:25:34,343 --> 00:25:36,468 We're barely going 40! 511 00:25:37,676 --> 00:25:40,551 - Can we take a break? - What for? 512 00:25:42,427 --> 00:25:45,135 How many times a day do you vomit? 513 00:25:45,177 --> 00:25:48,218 Maybe do a routine endoscopy? 514 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:49,594 - Think so? - No! 515 00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:51,844 Step back, vomit farther away! 516 00:25:51,886 --> 00:25:55,927 I'll have to reupholster everything in the United States. 517 00:25:55,969 --> 00:25:57,595 No, please. 518 00:25:57,637 --> 00:25:58,803 Try to breathe. 519 00:25:58,845 --> 00:26:00,261 Breathing makes me puke! 520 00:26:00,303 --> 00:26:03,304 So don't breathe. I'll have a clean car. 521 00:26:07,804 --> 00:26:11,304 You planned that thing with the bird. 522 00:26:11,346 --> 00:26:14,971 My five years of analysis were totally useless. 523 00:26:15,013 --> 00:26:16,555 Please, no. 524 00:26:16,597 --> 00:26:21,305 If you'd become aware of your phobias, you could live in an aviary. 525 00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:24,722 That's not the problem. Marius, who we're going to see, 526 00:26:24,764 --> 00:26:27,014 is a bit of a healer, a medium. 527 00:26:27,056 --> 00:26:30,806 Very astute, maybe he can help you. 528 00:26:30,848 --> 00:26:32,765 You're against alternative medicine! 529 00:26:32,806 --> 00:26:36,140 My wife trusts him and wants you to meet him. 530 00:26:36,182 --> 00:26:38,349 - Want to join our family? - Yes. 531 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:39,641 - Yes or no? - Yes! 532 00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:43,390 So make an effort or I'll drop you at the train station. 533 00:26:44,390 --> 00:26:46,433 - Give me that! - Not my tranquilizers! 534 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,849 Time to wean off that shit! 535 00:26:48,891 --> 00:26:51,266 But you prescribed it! 536 00:26:51,308 --> 00:26:53,600 Only if necessary, not daily! 537 00:26:53,642 --> 00:26:56,184 Put your head outside. 538 00:26:56,225 --> 00:26:58,975 Look at the cows. They love cars! 539 00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:01,267 The road is all curves! 540 00:27:04,559 --> 00:27:06,018 - Yeah, it's... - Yes. 541 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:08,143 Breathe, it'll do you good. 542 00:27:08,935 --> 00:27:10,143 We're high up. 543 00:27:10,185 --> 00:27:12,393 1,300, 1,400 km. 544 00:27:12,435 --> 00:27:14,769 - Already? - I feel no pain. 545 00:27:16,644 --> 00:27:18,269 That Marius is amazing. 546 00:27:18,311 --> 00:27:20,269 Glad to hear it, given the price. 547 00:27:21,519 --> 00:27:24,269 - I can lift my arm. - Like before. 548 00:27:28,394 --> 00:27:29,478 Stay here. 549 00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:32,437 Anyone here? 550 00:27:34,145 --> 00:27:35,437 Marius? 551 00:27:37,312 --> 00:27:38,979 Well, well, doctor! 552 00:27:39,604 --> 00:27:43,771 What a hangover! We went down a glacier by torchlight, 553 00:27:43,812 --> 00:27:45,021 in Crans-Montana. 554 00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:48,438 We mixed Fendant and Génépi... I don't recommend it. 555 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,605 Alka-Seltzer works wonders! 556 00:27:51,813 --> 00:27:53,231 Chemical poison. 557 00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:55,064 I have what I need. 558 00:27:55,689 --> 00:27:57,814 Warm sheep milk right from the teat. 559 00:27:57,856 --> 00:28:00,689 - Want some? - No, I can't digest fresh milk. 560 00:28:00,731 --> 00:28:01,856 Got a booboo? 561 00:28:01,898 --> 00:28:04,649 No, it's for Paloma. Her essential oils. 562 00:28:04,689 --> 00:28:06,190 The usual, and stones. 563 00:28:06,232 --> 00:28:07,981 She wants to try stones. 564 00:28:10,232 --> 00:28:12,316 The stones are very expensive. 565 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:15,107 Exorbitant! Total stone shortage. 566 00:28:16,066 --> 00:28:18,399 You even find black-market Chinese fakes. 567 00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,192 How much? 568 00:28:23,192 --> 00:28:24,484 So, four... 569 00:28:24,525 --> 00:28:26,526 that's 2, 8, 8... 570 00:28:26,567 --> 00:28:28,567 4 times 3, 12... 571 00:28:28,609 --> 00:28:30,275 Practical abacus. 572 00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:32,359 They never break. 573 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,360 4 times 3 times 12 and 15, that makes 880. 574 00:28:36,401 --> 00:28:37,859 Really! 575 00:28:37,901 --> 00:28:40,193 - Doctor's discount? - Yes? 576 00:28:40,818 --> 00:28:42,193 860? 577 00:28:42,235 --> 00:28:44,735 Very kind of you. 578 00:28:45,361 --> 00:28:46,985 I'll need your help. 579 00:28:47,611 --> 00:28:49,069 Sure, pal. 580 00:28:49,694 --> 00:28:50,820 We're pals? 581 00:28:50,861 --> 00:28:52,319 Over 600 euros we are. 582 00:28:53,028 --> 00:28:56,569 Okay then... here's 800... 583 00:28:57,195 --> 00:28:58,778 And 60 more. 584 00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:06,821 That boy there is named Damien. My daughter's boyfriend. 585 00:29:08,196 --> 00:29:10,321 Paloma wants your opinion. 586 00:29:10,946 --> 00:29:15,988 Like the opinion you gave us of that ski-monitor prick. 587 00:29:16,613 --> 00:29:18,239 - Arsène? - Yes, Arsène. 588 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,239 He screwed the owner's wife. 589 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,781 The owner's wife? 590 00:29:22,823 --> 00:29:24,489 She's a pretty monitor. 591 00:29:24,531 --> 00:29:26,906 He has good taste too! Bastard! 592 00:29:27,572 --> 00:29:29,448 Fine, I'll scanner-ize him. 593 00:29:29,490 --> 00:29:30,697 Thanks. 594 00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:37,032 Problem? 595 00:29:37,907 --> 00:29:39,990 I have an irregular heartbeat. 596 00:29:40,032 --> 00:29:41,782 - Shit. - But I treat myself. 597 00:29:41,824 --> 00:29:44,366 Oatmeal and linseed oil. 598 00:29:44,990 --> 00:29:46,116 Teenage heart! 599 00:29:47,866 --> 00:29:49,283 Come, Fabien. 600 00:29:50,033 --> 00:29:51,283 Damien. 601 00:29:51,950 --> 00:29:54,408 I'll leave you two. I take this after. 602 00:29:59,492 --> 00:30:01,118 Hello. 603 00:30:01,159 --> 00:30:02,575 Calm down. 604 00:30:04,326 --> 00:30:06,159 Put your hands on mine. 605 00:30:06,201 --> 00:30:07,410 Like this? 606 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:12,993 You're the nervous type. 607 00:30:13,035 --> 00:30:14,411 Yeah, sometimes. 608 00:30:15,411 --> 00:30:16,910 Woman trouble? 609 00:30:16,952 --> 00:30:18,035 Alice? 610 00:30:20,161 --> 00:30:23,370 Alice, my fiancée, the doctor's daughter. 611 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,703 SCHOOL OF CONTEMPORARY DANCE 612 00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:42,454 - Hello? - Stéphane? 613 00:30:42,496 --> 00:30:43,913 Dr. Béranger, nice surprise! 614 00:30:43,955 --> 00:30:45,122 I'm happy to reconnect. 615 00:30:45,163 --> 00:30:47,622 We miss you, Alice, Paloma and I. 616 00:30:47,664 --> 00:30:50,580 We're celebrating our 30th anniversary, 617 00:30:50,622 --> 00:30:52,497 and we'd like you to come. 618 00:30:52,539 --> 00:30:53,789 Sure but... 619 00:30:53,831 --> 00:30:55,664 what does Alice say? 620 00:30:55,706 --> 00:30:57,747 She's thrilled! Thrilled! 621 00:30:57,789 --> 00:30:58,956 Not angry anymore? 622 00:30:58,997 --> 00:31:00,623 Why was she angry? 623 00:31:00,665 --> 00:31:03,665 Things didn't really end well between us. 624 00:31:05,540 --> 00:31:06,998 But it was my fault. 625 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:11,666 That's water under the bridge. She wants you to meet her new beau. 626 00:31:11,708 --> 00:31:13,541 Her new beau? 627 00:31:13,582 --> 00:31:17,541 Nothing like you... very strange choice. 628 00:31:17,582 --> 00:31:19,999 I said nothing, but you heard me? 629 00:31:20,041 --> 00:31:21,458 I hear you well, Doctor. 630 00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:25,583 Tell her I've changed, that my life has changed. 631 00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:28,001 What was that? I can't hear. 632 00:31:28,042 --> 00:31:29,376 Too much braying here. 633 00:31:29,418 --> 00:31:33,751 I'm surrounded by goats that are braying. 634 00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:34,876 Hello? 635 00:31:35,584 --> 00:31:39,043 We're counting on you, if you hear me. 636 00:31:46,085 --> 00:31:48,711 - And now, Fabien... - Damien. 637 00:31:50,169 --> 00:31:51,461 Open your hands. 638 00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:00,212 What? 639 00:32:00,837 --> 00:32:02,045 She's not for you. 640 00:32:02,837 --> 00:32:05,004 You're a nice guy. 641 00:32:05,713 --> 00:32:07,170 The shy type. 642 00:32:07,212 --> 00:32:09,921 She's a shrew, a monster! 643 00:32:10,796 --> 00:32:11,879 A bitch. 644 00:32:11,921 --> 00:32:14,588 Are you crazy? How dare you insult Alice? 645 00:32:14,630 --> 00:32:17,588 Don't badmouth her, it's not funny! 646 00:32:17,630 --> 00:32:19,130 Good reaction. 647 00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:20,630 - Let go. - Channel it. 648 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,755 Channel your anger and leave her! 649 00:32:23,839 --> 00:32:24,755 Let go! 650 00:32:24,797 --> 00:32:26,589 Let go of my arm! 651 00:32:30,090 --> 00:32:31,464 Marius? 652 00:32:33,715 --> 00:32:36,173 Doctor! 653 00:32:38,674 --> 00:32:39,716 Fuck! 654 00:32:41,424 --> 00:32:43,216 Don't die because of me! 655 00:32:43,258 --> 00:32:45,049 Marius! Don't die! 656 00:32:45,966 --> 00:32:47,258 Doctor! 657 00:32:51,925 --> 00:32:54,508 I don't fucking believe this. 658 00:32:56,259 --> 00:32:57,800 I'm gonna puke! 659 00:33:03,301 --> 00:33:05,051 Pain in the ass! 660 00:33:05,093 --> 00:33:06,676 Improvise, Damien. 661 00:33:07,427 --> 00:33:08,552 Electroshock! 662 00:33:09,677 --> 00:33:10,844 I'll just yank. 663 00:33:14,844 --> 00:33:15,969 What do I do? 664 00:33:16,011 --> 00:33:17,219 Fuck! 665 00:33:22,511 --> 00:33:23,595 Marius! 666 00:33:23,636 --> 00:33:24,886 You're not dead! 667 00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:27,345 Get up! 668 00:33:29,803 --> 00:33:31,220 You saved my life! 669 00:33:31,262 --> 00:33:32,846 You saved my life! 670 00:33:32,888 --> 00:33:35,178 You're my hero! My hero! 671 00:33:35,220 --> 00:33:36,888 Thank you, Fabien! 672 00:33:37,971 --> 00:33:40,471 - Milk allergy! - I had a vision! 673 00:33:40,513 --> 00:33:43,763 Alice and you will stay together for 20 years! 674 00:33:44,388 --> 00:33:48,222 Afterwards, I can't see, it's too far and I'm hungover. 675 00:33:48,264 --> 00:33:50,597 Do me a favor, take this gift. 676 00:33:50,638 --> 00:33:53,431 Take this excellent cheese, but promise me: 677 00:33:54,055 --> 00:33:56,097 - Eat the crust. - Okay. 678 00:33:58,556 --> 00:33:59,639 So? 679 00:33:59,681 --> 00:34:01,307 This kid's amazing. 680 00:34:01,348 --> 00:34:03,515 Perfect for Alice. 681 00:34:05,599 --> 00:34:07,265 - You saved me, Fabian. - Damien! 682 00:34:07,307 --> 00:34:09,016 You did CPR training? 683 00:34:09,057 --> 00:34:10,390 No, I improvised. 684 00:34:10,432 --> 00:34:13,641 Improv is your job. So what did he tell you? 685 00:34:13,683 --> 00:34:14,600 Thanks. 686 00:34:14,641 --> 00:34:16,600 I figured, but about us? 687 00:34:16,641 --> 00:34:17,892 20 years of happiness. 688 00:34:17,933 --> 00:34:19,308 Is that all? 689 00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:23,017 He got plastered the night before, his vision was cloudy. 690 00:34:23,641 --> 00:34:25,558 Honey, you're my hero! 691 00:34:27,684 --> 00:34:29,184 Very spicy, honey! 692 00:34:29,224 --> 00:34:30,475 It's so much better. 693 00:34:30,517 --> 00:34:33,018 What Marius told Damien is great. 694 00:34:33,058 --> 00:34:35,476 He has such a gift. It's reassuring. 695 00:34:35,518 --> 00:34:38,101 Don't take it at face value. 696 00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:41,559 He was dead drunk. He was just out of the money. 697 00:34:42,226 --> 00:34:43,894 He has charisma. 698 00:34:43,934 --> 00:34:45,435 He has it all. 699 00:34:45,477 --> 00:34:48,686 - Charismatic? - One of the handsomest guys around. 700 00:34:49,311 --> 00:34:52,394 If they ask how we met, just lie. 701 00:34:52,435 --> 00:34:54,311 - About the site MyLover? - Yes. 702 00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,187 No need to be ashamed. 703 00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:58,519 Their generation doesn't understand. 704 00:34:58,562 --> 00:34:59,977 What do we say? 705 00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:01,811 Isn't improv your thing? 706 00:35:01,853 --> 00:35:02,770 Yes. 707 00:35:02,812 --> 00:35:04,562 - How do I look? - Great. 708 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:05,769 Gorgeous. 709 00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:07,313 Come! 710 00:35:07,354 --> 00:35:11,229 It's not gourmet, but it's Alice's favorite dish. 711 00:35:11,271 --> 00:35:14,230 She begs for it whenever she comes home. 712 00:35:15,521 --> 00:35:17,771 Moqueca de peixe! 713 00:35:17,813 --> 00:35:21,731 I opened a great wine, St. Emillion 2005. 714 00:35:21,772 --> 00:35:23,647 - Good year! - Thanks, Dad. 715 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,355 You taste, Damien. 716 00:35:25,397 --> 00:35:26,689 Tell me what you think. 717 00:35:26,731 --> 00:35:28,772 I don't know wine. 718 00:35:28,814 --> 00:35:31,023 You don't need to with this. 719 00:35:36,815 --> 00:35:37,815 Corky. 720 00:35:38,648 --> 00:35:40,649 - It tingles. - Tingles! 721 00:35:40,691 --> 00:35:42,316 - Really? - Honey... 722 00:35:44,274 --> 00:35:46,483 I was kidding, it's a joke. 723 00:35:46,524 --> 00:35:49,025 Since I know nothing about wine. 724 00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:51,609 - I found it funny. - It was a joke. 725 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:54,400 I really believed you. You're good! 726 00:35:54,442 --> 00:35:55,442 Nah... 727 00:35:55,484 --> 00:35:57,275 I'd love to make jokes like that. 728 00:35:57,317 --> 00:35:59,193 You're very funny, Mom. 729 00:35:59,234 --> 00:36:02,859 He's right, it's corky. We should throw it away! 730 00:36:04,984 --> 00:36:08,818 So I have a nose? When I tasted it, it was so gross. 731 00:36:10,235 --> 00:36:11,943 It's a joke. 732 00:36:12,569 --> 00:36:16,110 It's marvelous, like nectar from heaven. 733 00:36:16,152 --> 00:36:17,110 I was surprised. 734 00:36:17,152 --> 00:36:20,320 It's terrific. You're going to love it. 735 00:36:20,361 --> 00:36:21,445 I was surprised. 736 00:36:24,195 --> 00:36:26,403 Corky! Are you kidding? 737 00:36:27,737 --> 00:36:28,987 Taste. 738 00:36:29,029 --> 00:36:31,570 Moqueca de peixe. 739 00:36:33,154 --> 00:36:34,404 So? 740 00:36:35,321 --> 00:36:36,904 Let's taste this. 741 00:36:40,030 --> 00:36:42,863 You didn't go easy on the hot pepper! 742 00:36:43,489 --> 00:36:46,238 It's perfect. Makes me feel I'm in Rio! 743 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,614 Thanks, honey. 744 00:36:47,655 --> 00:36:50,280 We love hot pepper. 745 00:36:50,322 --> 00:36:52,198 You're okay? No palpitations? 746 00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:53,323 Dad... 747 00:36:53,364 --> 00:36:55,573 No, I love hot pepper. 748 00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:57,698 Now you're part of the family! 749 00:36:57,740 --> 00:37:01,615 It's true, you never told us how you met. 750 00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:04,948 It's true. 751 00:37:05,573 --> 00:37:07,324 - Will you tell them? - Yes. 752 00:37:07,366 --> 00:37:09,074 You tell it better than me. 753 00:37:12,157 --> 00:37:13,741 That morning... 754 00:37:13,783 --> 00:37:15,574 I left my place to... 755 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,367 to... 756 00:37:19,949 --> 00:37:21,408 Hunt a dog. 757 00:37:22,075 --> 00:37:24,159 To buy a dog. To adopt. 758 00:37:24,825 --> 00:37:26,700 To adopt a hunting dog. 759 00:37:26,742 --> 00:37:28,867 To adopt a hunting dog at the pound. 760 00:37:29,825 --> 00:37:30,826 At the pound? 761 00:37:30,867 --> 00:37:34,409 Seeing those poor creatures in their cages, 762 00:37:35,118 --> 00:37:36,659 crying and yelping... 763 00:37:36,701 --> 00:37:40,452 it breaks my heart. I can't stand cruelty to animals. 764 00:37:41,077 --> 00:37:42,744 - I hate that. - You okay? 765 00:37:43,577 --> 00:37:45,243 So I thought: 766 00:37:45,285 --> 00:37:47,619 "Damien, if you can... 767 00:37:48,786 --> 00:37:50,536 give love to a dog, 768 00:37:51,161 --> 00:37:53,036 you can give it to a woman. 769 00:37:55,079 --> 00:37:57,162 Have some bread. Eat! 770 00:37:57,204 --> 00:37:58,745 It's hot. 771 00:37:58,787 --> 00:38:00,787 Delicious... 772 00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:02,454 but hot. 773 00:38:03,412 --> 00:38:04,954 And so... 774 00:38:04,996 --> 00:38:07,121 you met at the SPCA? 775 00:38:07,163 --> 00:38:08,329 No. 776 00:38:08,371 --> 00:38:09,954 - I never went. - Really? 777 00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:10,829 I bought sneakers. 778 00:38:10,871 --> 00:38:12,829 - For the dog? - No! 779 00:38:12,871 --> 00:38:14,996 For me, I needed sneakers. 780 00:38:15,038 --> 00:38:17,372 - To walk the dog? - No! 781 00:38:17,413 --> 00:38:19,830 That's when I met Alice... 782 00:38:19,872 --> 00:38:21,664 - With the dog? - No! 783 00:38:22,789 --> 00:38:24,956 She was alone, I said: 784 00:38:24,997 --> 00:38:28,915 "Since I'm alone, can you adopt me like a dog?" 785 00:38:29,539 --> 00:38:31,539 And I said yes. End of story. 786 00:38:33,165 --> 00:38:36,916 Dogs in mythology are symbols of fidelity. 787 00:38:36,957 --> 00:38:39,041 And in our family, 788 00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:43,083 that's the most important value of all. Right? 789 00:38:43,124 --> 00:38:44,458 I pass. 790 00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:47,166 Mom? 791 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:50,917 Pass what? 792 00:38:52,917 --> 00:38:54,167 I did it! 793 00:38:55,501 --> 00:38:58,042 I told a joke, I can't believe it. 794 00:38:58,084 --> 00:39:01,960 I'm proud of myself. It was funny, right Damien? 795 00:39:03,001 --> 00:39:04,210 Very funny. 796 00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:07,043 Very, very funny. 797 00:39:08,043 --> 00:39:09,710 Coming to bed? 798 00:39:09,752 --> 00:39:11,543 Five minutes. 799 00:39:14,336 --> 00:39:17,503 With these pills, you'll sleep like a baby. 800 00:39:22,253 --> 00:39:25,337 "If I can love a dog, I can love a woman." 801 00:39:25,379 --> 00:39:27,670 Where did I find that nonsense? 802 00:39:28,629 --> 00:39:31,671 Your improv was wonky, but it worked. 803 00:39:31,712 --> 00:39:33,088 I don't think so. 804 00:39:33,921 --> 00:39:35,213 Relax. 805 00:39:35,255 --> 00:39:37,088 I have a surprise. 806 00:39:37,129 --> 00:39:38,380 A surprise? 807 00:39:38,421 --> 00:39:39,963 Warm the bed. 808 00:39:40,588 --> 00:39:42,046 I didn't understand. 809 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:43,880 Warm the bed, I'm coming. 810 00:39:44,588 --> 00:39:45,672 Warm the bed? 811 00:39:47,256 --> 00:39:48,422 Warm the bed! 812 00:39:50,047 --> 00:39:52,172 I'll show you how I warm the bed. 813 00:39:52,214 --> 00:39:54,631 I'll warm the bed! 814 00:39:57,298 --> 00:39:58,756 Alice isn't here? 815 00:39:59,382 --> 00:40:01,590 - In the bathroom. - Come with me. 816 00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:03,966 I was about to go to sleep. 817 00:40:04,006 --> 00:40:05,131 Come with me! 818 00:40:10,550 --> 00:40:14,216 I found you some tranquilizers, sorry about yours. 819 00:40:14,258 --> 00:40:17,675 I want you to feel perfectly at home here. 820 00:40:18,299 --> 00:40:20,217 I'm not in crisis mode, Doctor. 821 00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:23,092 Take one. You seem tense. 822 00:40:23,133 --> 00:40:25,425 No, I'm totally relaxed. 823 00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:27,425 - Are you sure? - Yes. 824 00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:29,884 I didn't buy that dog story. 825 00:40:29,926 --> 00:40:31,260 What are you hiding? 826 00:40:31,884 --> 00:40:34,176 How did you and Alice meet? 827 00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:37,927 I'll take a pill. 828 00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:40,302 Take two. It'll relax you all night. 829 00:40:40,343 --> 00:40:41,510 Good idea. 830 00:40:42,969 --> 00:40:44,427 - Some water? - Sure. 831 00:40:47,219 --> 00:40:48,928 Cover yourself up! 832 00:40:49,928 --> 00:40:52,011 You catch cold on the tips. 833 00:40:53,262 --> 00:40:56,178 Put it away, you'll give me nightmares. 834 00:40:58,303 --> 00:40:59,345 Alice? 835 00:41:01,096 --> 00:41:02,096 Yes? 836 00:41:02,137 --> 00:41:03,263 What are you doing? 837 00:41:57,976 --> 00:42:00,601 Asleep? That's your reaction? 838 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,476 Eat your crust! 839 00:42:03,518 --> 00:42:06,060 - Fendent or génépi? - Gnaw at the crust! 840 00:42:06,102 --> 00:42:07,060 I don't know. 841 00:42:07,102 --> 00:42:08,560 Fenpi or Génédant? 842 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:11,727 You're gonna eat it! 843 00:42:11,768 --> 00:42:13,352 I did as you said! 844 00:42:13,394 --> 00:42:15,019 Fendant or génépi? 845 00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:16,185 Génépi! 846 00:42:16,811 --> 00:42:18,311 - Génépi. - What? 847 00:42:19,019 --> 00:42:20,520 Génépi? 848 00:42:20,562 --> 00:42:21,811 I had a nightmare. 849 00:42:22,687 --> 00:42:24,270 It's the hot pepper. 850 00:42:24,311 --> 00:42:26,478 The hot pepper too hot for my baby? 851 00:42:27,146 --> 00:42:28,728 I have a remedy for that. 852 00:42:29,562 --> 00:42:31,146 Oh yeah? Great, doc. 853 00:42:31,187 --> 00:42:32,563 Not doctor! 854 00:42:33,187 --> 00:42:34,438 Prefer a nurse? 855 00:42:34,479 --> 00:42:35,896 A nurse? 856 00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:38,771 - Good bedside manner? - Sure. 857 00:42:38,813 --> 00:42:41,439 - Freelance. - Where's your booboo? 858 00:42:57,523 --> 00:43:00,023 Who's in charge of lanterns? 859 00:43:00,065 --> 00:43:01,274 Those girls. 860 00:43:01,315 --> 00:43:03,940 I want them all to be the same. 861 00:43:03,982 --> 00:43:08,190 I don't know if we'll use that one. 862 00:43:08,983 --> 00:43:10,190 There we go. 863 00:43:15,733 --> 00:43:17,858 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 864 00:43:17,899 --> 00:43:20,275 Don't push all the buttons! 865 00:43:20,316 --> 00:43:23,817 It's not working and I slept badly. I need coffee. 866 00:43:23,859 --> 00:43:26,734 No need to let loose on this machine. 867 00:43:26,775 --> 00:43:28,192 It's delicate. 868 00:43:29,984 --> 00:43:31,276 No way... 869 00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:34,985 No way! It doesn't work, it's broken! 870 00:43:35,027 --> 00:43:36,901 - What's wrong? - He broke it! 871 00:43:36,943 --> 00:43:38,860 No coffee, it's fucked! 872 00:43:38,901 --> 00:43:41,944 Why did you touch this machine without asking? 873 00:43:41,986 --> 00:43:43,819 Why are you so angry? 874 00:43:43,861 --> 00:43:45,944 Yeah, why are you angry? 875 00:43:46,736 --> 00:43:50,862 I'm not angry, but I bought it so we'd have good coffee. 876 00:43:50,902 --> 00:43:53,194 It's nice to have good coffee! 877 00:43:53,236 --> 00:43:55,403 It's over now, no more coffee. 878 00:43:55,445 --> 00:43:58,778 - No warrantee? - Who knows? I got it in Italy! 879 00:43:58,820 --> 00:44:01,903 I bought it in Naples, can you imagine? 880 00:44:04,487 --> 00:44:06,196 It just needs water. 881 00:44:06,238 --> 00:44:07,696 You need to add water. 882 00:44:09,488 --> 00:44:10,904 There's no water. 883 00:44:14,113 --> 00:44:16,947 There's no water, that's it. 884 00:44:16,989 --> 00:44:20,489 Damien, first thing to check is the water. 885 00:44:20,531 --> 00:44:22,406 It's the basics. 886 00:44:22,448 --> 00:44:25,072 Now we'll see if it works. 887 00:44:27,073 --> 00:44:28,198 There we go. 888 00:44:29,282 --> 00:44:30,573 It's working. 889 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,741 Coffee, anyone? 890 00:44:35,782 --> 00:44:37,282 No, thanks. 891 00:44:37,324 --> 00:44:38,699 No, thanks. 892 00:44:38,741 --> 00:44:40,532 I'm having coffee alone? 893 00:44:41,283 --> 00:44:44,241 I'll have one alone, I'll have a 894 00:44:44,283 --> 00:44:46,283 - There. - You sure? 895 00:44:46,325 --> 00:44:48,450 Because you're pretty worked up. 896 00:44:48,491 --> 00:44:50,617 Ristretto? 897 00:44:53,117 --> 00:44:54,284 Well, I'll be! 898 00:44:54,908 --> 00:44:56,451 Finally some good news. 899 00:44:56,492 --> 00:44:58,868 - We have a surprise guest. - Who? 900 00:44:58,909 --> 00:45:00,243 Stéphane. 901 00:45:01,035 --> 00:45:02,035 Stéphane... 902 00:45:02,076 --> 00:45:06,285 I haven't heard from him in years. He sent me a message. 903 00:45:06,327 --> 00:45:09,077 So I invited him to join us. 904 00:45:10,036 --> 00:45:11,785 Unless it bothers you. 905 00:45:11,827 --> 00:45:13,369 Not at all. 906 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:14,453 Good. 907 00:45:14,494 --> 00:45:16,328 It's your anniversary, not mine. 908 00:45:17,703 --> 00:45:18,953 Who's Stéphane? 909 00:45:18,995 --> 00:45:22,494 A dancer from a troupe I worked with. 910 00:45:22,536 --> 00:45:24,078 What a great dancer! 911 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:28,120 You two on stage formed a glorious couple! 912 00:45:28,162 --> 00:45:30,746 - Yeah. - And in real life too. 913 00:45:30,787 --> 00:45:34,746 Dad! He was handsome, okay, but arrogant and obnoxious. 914 00:45:34,787 --> 00:45:37,829 - He was screwing my best friend! - Really? 915 00:45:38,455 --> 00:45:40,914 To think we almost got married! Yuck! 916 00:45:40,955 --> 00:45:42,538 Cancel him. 917 00:45:42,580 --> 00:45:44,788 But I already invited him. 918 00:45:44,830 --> 00:45:46,955 Relax, I won't even look at him. 919 00:45:46,997 --> 00:45:48,372 There. 920 00:45:48,414 --> 00:45:49,831 Hello, everyone! 921 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,205 - Mom. - Mammy! 922 00:45:52,956 --> 00:45:54,165 Want some tea? 923 00:45:54,206 --> 00:45:57,248 I don't drink tea, Paloma... I'll have an espresso. 924 00:45:57,290 --> 00:46:00,707 Mammy, this is my fiancé. 925 00:46:01,332 --> 00:46:03,290 Hello, ma'am. Damien. 926 00:46:03,332 --> 00:46:04,665 She's my granddaughter. 927 00:46:04,707 --> 00:46:06,707 The apple of my eyes. 928 00:46:06,749 --> 00:46:09,124 If I ever learn that you lied to her, 929 00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:10,625 or harmed her, 930 00:46:10,666 --> 00:46:12,999 I'll alert the Internet! 931 00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:15,708 I'll get some fresh air. It'll do me good. 932 00:46:16,791 --> 00:46:18,209 Your coffee, Mom. 933 00:46:18,250 --> 00:46:19,750 Damien is fragile. 934 00:46:21,751 --> 00:46:23,000 What's that? 935 00:46:27,751 --> 00:46:29,501 What are you doing here? 936 00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:34,084 - Who are they? - My parents' friends. 937 00:46:34,126 --> 00:46:35,335 They look fun. 938 00:46:37,293 --> 00:46:39,127 The party is tomorrow. 939 00:46:39,169 --> 00:46:41,294 - Nothing's ready. - Who cares? 940 00:46:41,336 --> 00:46:43,294 It's your bachelor party! 941 00:46:43,336 --> 00:46:45,294 You can't be serious? 942 00:46:47,878 --> 00:46:49,295 Where are you taking him? 943 00:46:49,336 --> 00:46:50,544 You too, honey. 944 00:46:51,170 --> 00:46:53,128 Careful, there's water. 945 00:46:55,128 --> 00:46:56,462 Take a big step. 946 00:46:57,962 --> 00:46:59,504 Lift up your foot. 947 00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:01,421 Again. 948 00:47:01,462 --> 00:47:03,463 - Move it. - What pains! 949 00:47:05,505 --> 00:47:07,421 He didn't lift his leg. 950 00:47:07,463 --> 00:47:08,671 Get hurt? 951 00:47:08,713 --> 00:47:11,339 Of course I got hurt, idiots! 952 00:47:13,380 --> 00:47:14,838 Who are you? 953 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,797 I'm Damien, Alice's fiancé. 954 00:47:17,422 --> 00:47:18,631 Congrats. 955 00:47:19,255 --> 00:47:20,923 We'll celebrate together. 956 00:47:20,964 --> 00:47:22,006 Come on. 957 00:47:22,048 --> 00:47:23,672 I'll sit here? 958 00:47:23,714 --> 00:47:25,340 I threw out my back. 959 00:47:25,964 --> 00:47:27,590 Thanks a lot, guys. 960 00:47:27,632 --> 00:47:29,381 - Let's go. - Where? 961 00:47:29,423 --> 00:47:31,590 - Surprise. - Let yourself go. 962 00:47:31,632 --> 00:47:33,924 Go get your mom's car keys. 963 00:47:33,965 --> 00:47:34,965 And join us! 964 00:47:35,007 --> 00:47:38,549 I love surprises. I'm coming along. 965 00:47:42,549 --> 00:47:43,591 Step! 966 00:47:44,258 --> 00:47:46,841 Where are we? It reeks of rum! 967 00:47:46,883 --> 00:47:48,592 Right. 968 00:47:50,050 --> 00:47:51,675 Now sit down. 969 00:47:52,425 --> 00:47:54,383 Take a seat, very good. 970 00:47:55,092 --> 00:47:56,550 Don't touch a thing. 971 00:47:57,842 --> 00:48:00,510 Ready. 3, 2, 1... 972 00:48:00,551 --> 00:48:02,092 Surprise! 973 00:48:18,011 --> 00:48:19,512 Who is this person? 974 00:48:19,553 --> 00:48:20,678 It's Lilou! 975 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:21,804 Don't recognize her? 976 00:48:21,845 --> 00:48:24,012 - The waitress. - And stripper! 977 00:48:24,054 --> 00:48:26,262 From your bachelor party 30 years ago. 978 00:48:26,303 --> 00:48:28,762 She'll be even classier tomorrow. 979 00:48:28,804 --> 00:48:30,554 - You're sickos! - Your ex? 980 00:48:30,596 --> 00:48:32,179 Shut up! 981 00:48:42,555 --> 00:48:44,639 - To Paloma! - Happy Birthday! 982 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,722 Thank you, you're so sweet! 983 00:48:47,764 --> 00:48:49,014 Happy birthday. 984 00:48:50,014 --> 00:48:51,306 The water is cold. 985 00:48:52,056 --> 00:48:53,515 What's the temperature? 986 00:48:54,139 --> 00:48:55,390 18 degrees. 987 00:48:56,306 --> 00:48:58,431 Each bucket takes it up a notch. 988 00:48:58,473 --> 00:49:01,556 At 37.2, the purifying bath is over. 989 00:49:01,598 --> 00:49:03,641 Then a hot stone massage. 990 00:49:04,307 --> 00:49:05,682 A boost for Mammy. 991 00:49:06,307 --> 00:49:08,474 You can boost me any time. 992 00:49:10,058 --> 00:49:11,350 Hurt yourself? 993 00:49:11,392 --> 00:49:13,682 No, this... 994 00:49:13,724 --> 00:49:16,600 I got sunburned on the glacier. 995 00:49:17,892 --> 00:49:20,642 I got sunburned 996 00:49:20,683 --> 00:49:22,809 Love-burned, love-you-burned 997 00:49:22,850 --> 00:49:24,142 Don't know how 998 00:49:24,184 --> 00:49:26,684 I can't remember, was it a dream? 999 00:49:26,726 --> 00:49:28,893 You're gorgeous 1000 00:49:29,518 --> 00:49:32,810 I can't sleep at night, I travel 1001 00:49:32,851 --> 00:49:35,394 On boats that get shipwrecked 1002 00:49:36,394 --> 00:49:38,852 I see you naked, on satin 1003 00:49:38,894 --> 00:49:40,227 It's embarrassing! 1004 00:49:40,268 --> 00:49:42,811 If it's a dream, come back tomorrow 1005 00:49:44,311 --> 00:49:47,061 - But... - But I'm married, Marius. 1006 00:49:47,687 --> 00:49:50,478 Don't take this badly, but... 1007 00:49:51,353 --> 00:49:54,853 the party is going to be a bit uptight. 1008 00:49:54,895 --> 00:49:56,978 All of Thonon's high society. 1009 00:49:57,020 --> 00:49:59,813 Monsignor Bienheureux, the bishop of Chambéry 1010 00:49:59,854 --> 00:50:03,354 may find a striptease inappropriate. 1011 00:50:04,354 --> 00:50:09,438 It's not traditional striptease. My husband choreographed it himself! 1012 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,438 Super. 1013 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,480 I'll show you and you can decide. 1014 00:50:12,522 --> 00:50:13,313 Okay? 1015 00:50:13,355 --> 00:50:14,897 No, put that away. 1016 00:50:14,939 --> 00:50:18,272 What happens at the Pirate Bar stays at the Pirate Bar. 1017 00:50:18,314 --> 00:50:20,439 You could ruin his career. 1018 00:50:21,064 --> 00:50:22,564 His career... 1019 00:50:22,606 --> 00:50:24,564 He's in it for the money now. 1020 00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:28,648 Okay, I understand better now. 1021 00:50:28,690 --> 00:50:30,399 Understand what? 1022 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:34,691 I was his patient for 5 years, no results and expensive. 1023 00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:36,108 - His patient? - Yes. 1024 00:50:36,149 --> 00:50:38,233 You mean you were his patient? 1025 00:50:38,274 --> 00:50:39,358 Yes. 1026 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,233 That's interesting. 1027 00:50:41,899 --> 00:50:44,566 That can't leave this... 1028 00:50:44,608 --> 00:50:45,608 Of course not. 1029 00:50:45,650 --> 00:50:47,400 What happens here stays here. 1030 00:50:47,441 --> 00:50:48,858 Count on us. 1031 00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:50,526 You must. 1032 00:50:50,567 --> 00:50:51,900 Ready... 1033 00:50:51,942 --> 00:50:54,442 3, 4, go! 1034 00:51:17,987 --> 00:51:19,361 She hurt herself? 1035 00:51:19,403 --> 00:51:23,028 You strained it! I said to warm up first. 1036 00:51:23,070 --> 00:51:24,987 What a terrible shame. 1037 00:51:25,028 --> 00:51:27,070 Your choreography looked great. 1038 00:51:27,112 --> 00:51:28,237 Groundbreaking! 1039 00:51:28,279 --> 00:51:30,029 Some other time. 1040 00:51:30,071 --> 00:51:33,196 For my mother's 85th birthday? I'll remember! 1041 00:51:33,238 --> 00:51:35,113 Goddamn bullshit! 1042 00:51:35,154 --> 00:51:37,238 No more Benelux tour! 1043 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,738 Let's get going. 1044 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,197 Idiot! That was my foot! 1045 00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:43,488 Idiot yourself! 1046 00:51:43,530 --> 00:51:47,614 Can we speak nonviolently? It's the path to serenity. 1047 00:51:47,656 --> 00:51:49,364 Okay, now close the door. 1048 00:51:49,406 --> 00:51:50,406 Wretch! 1049 00:51:50,447 --> 00:51:51,656 Loser! 1050 00:51:51,698 --> 00:51:53,323 - You piss me off. - Tacky! 1051 00:51:53,364 --> 00:51:54,823 I love you, fuck off! 1052 00:51:57,864 --> 00:51:59,240 Bye! 1053 00:51:59,282 --> 00:52:00,740 Where's Damien? 1054 00:52:00,782 --> 00:52:03,824 Your future son-in-law or your ex-patient? 1055 00:52:05,782 --> 00:52:07,116 How do you know? 1056 00:52:07,157 --> 00:52:08,616 He told us. 1057 00:52:08,658 --> 00:52:11,366 5 years of analysis for lousy results. 1058 00:52:11,408 --> 00:52:13,408 You didn't know him before! 1059 00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:19,158 I suggested a hypnosis session to overcome his bird phobia, he agreed. 1060 00:52:20,450 --> 00:52:23,200 You offered a hypnosis session? He agreed? 1061 00:52:23,993 --> 00:52:25,159 All right... 1062 00:52:26,076 --> 00:52:29,826 While you're removing his fear of birds, 1063 00:52:29,868 --> 00:52:32,118 can't you remove Alice from his head? 1064 00:52:32,743 --> 00:52:34,743 You know what you're asking? 1065 00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:38,494 A favor from an old friend for whom I've done many. 1066 00:52:38,535 --> 00:52:41,536 Remember what I did during your first divorce? 1067 00:52:41,578 --> 00:52:43,035 Scumbag. 1068 00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:44,619 Frank, are you serious? 1069 00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:47,287 I'm not asking for myself. It's for Alice. 1070 00:52:47,328 --> 00:52:50,620 I swear you're doing her a favor. Careful... 1071 00:52:51,245 --> 00:52:52,579 - Damien? - Yeah? 1072 00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:54,704 The hypnosis is on me! 1073 00:52:54,745 --> 00:52:55,745 Really? 1074 00:52:55,787 --> 00:52:57,453 If that's what you want. 1075 00:52:57,495 --> 00:52:59,288 - I'd love that. - Come. 1076 00:52:59,329 --> 00:53:00,288 Great. 1077 00:53:00,329 --> 00:53:01,662 Lucky stiff! 1078 00:53:04,496 --> 00:53:06,121 Sit down, relax. 1079 00:53:10,038 --> 00:53:11,830 I had a blast, girls. 1080 00:53:12,746 --> 00:53:14,497 Marius is into you. 1081 00:53:14,539 --> 00:53:15,873 Get going! 1082 00:53:20,539 --> 00:53:22,290 Your whisky, Mammy. 1083 00:53:27,498 --> 00:53:28,832 One more, please. 1084 00:53:28,874 --> 00:53:32,416 Thanks because this fear of birds is very debilitating. 1085 00:53:32,457 --> 00:53:34,541 We'll do much, much more. 1086 00:53:35,957 --> 00:53:36,999 Meaning? 1087 00:53:38,457 --> 00:53:39,916 You love Alice? 1088 00:53:39,958 --> 00:53:41,332 More than anything. 1089 00:53:41,958 --> 00:53:44,459 You want Dr. Béranger's blessing. 1090 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:46,000 That's my dream. 1091 00:53:46,041 --> 00:53:47,208 I have the answer. 1092 00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:49,584 We'll manipulate him. 1093 00:53:50,208 --> 00:53:53,126 We'll attack his weakest point: his ego. 1094 00:53:54,084 --> 00:53:56,168 Okay, and how do I do it? 1095 00:53:56,209 --> 00:53:57,251 A prank. 1096 00:53:57,293 --> 00:53:59,793 Tell him you're over his daughter. 1097 00:54:01,668 --> 00:54:02,710 I don't get it. 1098 00:54:03,543 --> 00:54:04,793 Wait for the punchline. 1099 00:54:04,835 --> 00:54:06,419 Say it's his fault, 1100 00:54:06,461 --> 00:54:08,461 you don't want him in your life. 1101 00:54:09,294 --> 00:54:10,836 He'll find it funny? 1102 00:54:10,878 --> 00:54:12,836 - It'll annoy him. - Yeah. 1103 00:54:12,878 --> 00:54:16,794 Since he's argumentative, he'll try to persuade you otherwise. 1104 00:54:19,003 --> 00:54:21,754 About my fear of birds... 1105 00:54:21,795 --> 00:54:24,545 Yes! Where does this fear come from? 1106 00:54:24,587 --> 00:54:26,503 My sister had a canary. 1107 00:54:26,545 --> 00:54:30,254 To annoy her, I took it and hid it in my pillow. 1108 00:54:30,296 --> 00:54:31,504 Relax. 1109 00:54:33,005 --> 00:54:34,504 Follow my voice. 1110 00:54:34,546 --> 00:54:36,504 Go inside yourself. 1111 00:54:37,588 --> 00:54:39,921 You feel a warmth. 1112 00:54:41,005 --> 00:54:42,130 A sun. 1113 00:54:43,130 --> 00:54:46,505 You're inside. You feel the sun. 1114 00:54:48,047 --> 00:54:49,173 The warmth. 1115 00:54:50,465 --> 00:54:52,173 Follow my voice. 1116 00:54:52,214 --> 00:54:53,798 Repeat after me. 1117 00:54:55,256 --> 00:54:56,548 I love birds. 1118 00:54:57,381 --> 00:54:58,715 I love birds. 1119 00:54:59,798 --> 00:55:00,923 Very good. 1120 00:55:01,923 --> 00:55:03,299 Now in English. 1121 00:55:03,340 --> 00:55:04,340 English. 1122 00:55:10,425 --> 00:55:14,258 When the cake arrives, there will be music, Handel, loud. 1123 00:55:16,592 --> 00:55:17,717 Damien? 1124 00:55:21,259 --> 00:55:22,468 Excuse me. 1125 00:55:28,052 --> 00:55:30,760 How was your hypnosis session? 1126 00:55:31,968 --> 00:55:33,926 I think I'm leaving Alice. 1127 00:55:34,843 --> 00:55:37,927 What? This is a catastrophe! 1128 00:55:38,552 --> 00:55:41,053 She'll be distraught. Are you sure? 1129 00:55:41,094 --> 00:55:43,470 There's a huge impediment to our union. 1130 00:55:43,511 --> 00:55:45,219 What is it? 1131 00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:49,094 Excuse me, an emergency. 1132 00:55:50,470 --> 00:55:53,720 Drôme de Savoie? Mr. Martin? I'm coming! 1133 00:55:54,554 --> 00:55:55,970 Wait, I didn't finish. 1134 00:55:56,012 --> 00:55:57,346 The big problem... 1135 00:55:57,387 --> 00:55:58,971 it's you! 1136 00:55:59,012 --> 00:56:01,637 I couldn't land the punchline. Idiot! 1137 00:56:14,264 --> 00:56:17,056 I love birds... 1138 00:56:17,097 --> 00:56:18,765 Blackbird, turtle... 1139 00:56:18,806 --> 00:56:20,848 The moorhen! 1140 00:56:22,639 --> 00:56:23,806 Come on, come on! 1141 00:56:29,890 --> 00:56:31,515 Be right back. 1142 00:56:35,766 --> 00:56:38,058 We need you for the rehearsal. 1143 00:56:38,099 --> 00:56:39,183 I have a surprise. 1144 00:56:39,807 --> 00:56:41,350 Really? A surprise? 1145 00:56:41,391 --> 00:56:42,516 Come. 1146 00:56:42,558 --> 00:56:43,642 Great! 1147 00:56:43,683 --> 00:56:45,184 Be right back. 1148 00:56:54,142 --> 00:56:55,851 - A heron? - Wait. 1149 00:56:59,310 --> 00:57:01,226 Mr. Martin? Where are you? 1150 00:57:01,268 --> 00:57:02,560 Here in the bush. 1151 00:57:02,602 --> 00:57:04,435 In the bush? Amazing! 1152 00:57:04,477 --> 00:57:05,935 He's hiding in the bush. 1153 00:57:05,977 --> 00:57:07,560 Careful, camouflage! 1154 00:57:08,936 --> 00:57:11,603 - Can I open my eyes? - No, wait. 1155 00:57:14,019 --> 00:57:15,227 Go on! 1156 00:57:20,853 --> 00:57:23,062 Our party's centerpiece. 1157 00:57:24,395 --> 00:57:26,520 This is for Paloma. 1158 00:57:28,771 --> 00:57:31,271 The finest Tahitian black pearls. 1159 00:57:32,646 --> 00:57:34,896 - Long live psychoanalysis! - Jealous! 1160 00:57:37,688 --> 00:57:40,688 Mr. Martin, the seagull stole the necklace! 1161 00:57:40,730 --> 00:57:42,772 Catch it, Mr. Martin! 1162 00:57:44,648 --> 00:57:45,980 No, Paloma's pearls! 1163 00:57:46,022 --> 00:57:47,773 Bring it back! 1164 00:57:48,606 --> 00:57:50,481 Dammit! 1165 00:57:50,522 --> 00:57:51,898 Piece of shit! 1166 00:57:53,023 --> 00:57:54,232 The pearls! 1167 00:57:55,398 --> 00:57:56,815 In the lake. 1168 00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:06,566 What the hell? 1169 00:58:06,608 --> 00:58:07,899 Seagulls? 1170 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:12,108 No way! Look at this! 1171 00:58:12,775 --> 00:58:13,691 Go inside! 1172 00:58:16,733 --> 00:58:18,609 What the hell is this? 1173 00:58:19,317 --> 00:58:20,817 The seagull mating call. 1174 00:58:20,859 --> 00:58:22,567 Seagull attack! 1175 00:58:23,692 --> 00:58:25,193 My glasses! 1176 00:58:28,693 --> 00:58:30,235 It's Pearl Harbor! 1177 00:58:30,276 --> 00:58:31,735 Take shelter! 1178 00:58:31,777 --> 00:58:33,652 - Come, Mother. - Minouche, move! 1179 00:58:33,693 --> 00:58:35,443 They're coming! 1180 00:58:35,485 --> 00:58:36,735 You're crying? 1181 00:58:36,777 --> 00:58:38,152 Yes. 1182 00:58:38,194 --> 00:58:40,069 I didn't vomit. I'm cured. 1183 00:58:40,110 --> 00:58:42,444 - This is unbelievable! - Cured. 1184 00:58:42,486 --> 00:58:44,111 I love birds! 1185 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,028 Come, honey, come! 1186 00:58:49,695 --> 00:58:50,986 You're here too? 1187 00:58:53,070 --> 00:58:54,362 Anyone wounded? 1188 00:58:54,403 --> 00:58:56,570 What a scary nightmare! 1189 00:58:56,612 --> 00:58:59,654 It was a flash raid. They're gone, it's safe. 1190 00:59:00,279 --> 00:59:03,446 You can all go home, thanks, and sorry. 1191 00:59:03,488 --> 00:59:05,279 - Goodbye. - See you tomorrow. 1192 00:59:05,321 --> 00:59:07,363 Thank you, everyone. 1193 00:59:09,364 --> 00:59:10,656 - Dad? - Yes, honey? 1194 00:59:10,696 --> 00:59:12,447 Damien used the gull whistle. 1195 00:59:13,906 --> 00:59:16,322 This idiot caused that carnage? 1196 00:59:16,364 --> 00:59:17,989 To show me he was cured. 1197 00:59:18,031 --> 00:59:19,614 - Of what? - My bird phobia. 1198 00:59:19,656 --> 00:59:21,281 Thanks to Frank! 1199 00:59:21,323 --> 00:59:22,448 Hypnosis is great! 1200 00:59:22,490 --> 00:59:25,573 Hypnosis is great? He traumatized everyone! 1201 00:59:25,615 --> 00:59:27,990 Did he tell you that under hypnosis 1202 00:59:28,032 --> 00:59:30,657 he realized it was over with you? 1203 00:59:30,698 --> 00:59:32,449 - What? - He said that? 1204 00:59:32,491 --> 00:59:35,241 No, I never said that! It was a joke! 1205 00:59:35,282 --> 00:59:36,449 What? 1206 00:59:36,491 --> 00:59:38,616 A joke? Damned hypocrite! 1207 00:59:39,324 --> 00:59:41,658 No, Frank told me to say that! 1208 00:59:41,699 --> 00:59:43,991 Not at all, what's he saying? 1209 00:59:44,033 --> 00:59:45,367 Traitor! 1210 00:59:45,408 --> 00:59:46,826 You find this funny? 1211 00:59:46,867 --> 00:59:50,534 Making fun of my fiancé? And of my feelings? 1212 00:59:51,492 --> 00:59:54,243 I didn't want to come to this party! 1213 00:59:54,284 --> 00:59:55,785 - Honey! - Alice! 1214 00:59:57,201 --> 00:59:59,409 Bravo, Olivier. Proud of yourself? 1215 00:59:59,451 --> 01:00:02,535 You really did it! You can't help yourself. 1216 01:00:02,576 --> 01:00:05,868 I'm a victim, like you, of this vile conspiracy! 1217 01:00:05,910 --> 01:00:07,536 It's Frank and Michel! 1218 01:00:07,577 --> 01:00:09,036 I'll have another whisky! 1219 01:00:16,578 --> 01:00:18,578 - Alice, I'm sorry. - Go away. 1220 01:00:22,328 --> 01:00:24,703 You said it was over with me? 1221 01:00:24,745 --> 01:00:27,621 Of course not! Frank said to prank your dad. 1222 01:00:27,663 --> 01:00:28,995 And you played along? 1223 01:00:29,037 --> 01:00:32,246 They're testing you, like with all my boyfriends! 1224 01:00:32,287 --> 01:00:34,205 They're twisted shrinks! 1225 01:00:37,330 --> 01:00:40,038 Good thing you never saw a shrink. 1226 01:00:45,248 --> 01:00:46,289 Actually... 1227 01:00:46,331 --> 01:00:49,248 Alice, Stéphane is here! 1228 01:00:56,124 --> 01:00:58,374 Goddammit! 1229 01:00:59,998 --> 01:01:01,541 Stéphane, how are you? 1230 01:01:01,582 --> 01:01:03,165 Oh, Dr. Béranger! 1231 01:01:03,207 --> 01:01:04,791 It's been ages. 1232 01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:06,791 You're the same. You look great. 1233 01:01:06,833 --> 01:01:08,541 You too. I mean... 1234 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:11,916 How awful. What happened, poor boy? 1235 01:01:11,958 --> 01:01:15,792 I can see the pain in your eyes. I hate feeling pity. 1236 01:01:15,834 --> 01:01:18,959 Of course, and it's totally to your credit. 1237 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,418 Rest assured. I may walk again. 1238 01:01:22,042 --> 01:01:23,918 They said "one in a thousand"! 1239 01:01:25,001 --> 01:01:27,210 Really? I can't measure that. 1240 01:01:27,252 --> 01:01:30,876 You're still handsome. Come, follow me. 1241 01:01:30,918 --> 01:01:33,669 Paloma and Alice can't wait to see you. 1242 01:01:33,711 --> 01:01:35,043 Doctor? 1243 01:01:36,377 --> 01:01:38,293 The wheelchair is our secret. 1244 01:01:38,335 --> 01:01:39,752 Of course. 1245 01:01:41,461 --> 01:01:44,545 That's a little complicated because... 1246 01:01:45,420 --> 01:01:46,461 Your face! 1247 01:01:46,503 --> 01:01:48,170 It was a joke! 1248 01:01:50,837 --> 01:01:53,712 Hilarious! I forgot how funny you were! 1249 01:01:53,753 --> 01:01:55,754 Still so full of life! 1250 01:01:55,796 --> 01:01:57,421 Cheers, Mammy. 1251 01:02:00,255 --> 01:02:01,921 This is Stéphane. 1252 01:02:01,963 --> 01:02:03,046 Hello. 1253 01:02:03,088 --> 01:02:06,588 My God! The dancer's in a wheelchair! 1254 01:02:06,630 --> 01:02:07,630 How awful. 1255 01:02:07,672 --> 01:02:10,214 Mother, he doesn't want any pity. 1256 01:02:10,255 --> 01:02:11,630 Thanks, Doctor. 1257 01:02:14,630 --> 01:02:15,880 Stéphane. 1258 01:02:16,964 --> 01:02:18,339 What a tragedy! 1259 01:02:18,381 --> 01:02:21,007 Paloma, he doesn't want pity. 1260 01:02:21,048 --> 01:02:22,257 Thanks. 1261 01:02:22,298 --> 01:02:24,007 I had no idea. I'm so sorry! 1262 01:02:24,631 --> 01:02:27,465 About my hair? I cut it all off. 1263 01:02:27,507 --> 01:02:30,257 It was a pain, too much shampoo. 1264 01:02:31,008 --> 01:02:32,216 Come. 1265 01:02:35,841 --> 01:02:36,716 Sorry! 1266 01:02:36,757 --> 01:02:38,800 What the hell? I'm not battered enough? 1267 01:02:38,842 --> 01:02:40,174 - I hurt you? - Yes! 1268 01:02:40,216 --> 01:02:41,091 Sorry. 1269 01:02:41,133 --> 01:02:42,550 You hurt me real bad... 1270 01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:44,591 But three years ago. 1271 01:02:47,134 --> 01:02:49,592 Don't worry, I don't feel anything anyway. 1272 01:02:49,634 --> 01:02:51,134 Though I smell shit. 1273 01:02:51,175 --> 01:02:52,217 - Shit? - Yeah. 1274 01:02:52,259 --> 01:02:54,509 Seagull shit from our friend Damien. 1275 01:02:54,551 --> 01:02:56,343 - His fault. - My fiancé. 1276 01:02:57,676 --> 01:02:59,010 The lucky man. 1277 01:03:02,343 --> 01:03:03,677 What happened? 1278 01:03:03,719 --> 01:03:06,510 I won't bore you with my sob story. 1279 01:03:06,552 --> 01:03:07,969 It'll ruin the mood. 1280 01:03:08,011 --> 01:03:09,885 Tell us, we want to know. 1281 01:03:09,927 --> 01:03:11,636 We're here to listen. 1282 01:03:11,678 --> 01:03:14,761 Then, I was at the height of my art. 1283 01:03:14,803 --> 01:03:17,928 The Olympics asked me to choreograph their show. 1284 01:03:17,970 --> 01:03:19,886 The Olympics? Amazing! 1285 01:03:19,928 --> 01:03:21,304 It was wild. 1286 01:03:21,345 --> 01:03:25,137 They send me a jet to sign my contract in Zurich. 1287 01:03:25,762 --> 01:03:27,429 It's the FIFA in Zurich? 1288 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:29,221 No, it's both. 1289 01:03:29,263 --> 01:03:31,846 We want to hear the end of the story. 1290 01:03:33,805 --> 01:03:36,346 The limo drops us off on the airstrip. 1291 01:03:36,388 --> 01:03:39,638 Next to the jet, a gorgeous Challenger 850, 1292 01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,306 red leather interiors, you'd have loved it. 1293 01:03:42,347 --> 01:03:43,681 Stunning. 1294 01:03:43,723 --> 01:03:45,055 Ever been in one? 1295 01:03:45,097 --> 01:03:46,931 No, I take the train. 1296 01:03:47,931 --> 01:03:51,181 I get out of the limo and I get a call. 1297 01:03:52,473 --> 01:03:54,473 My father had a stroke. 1298 01:03:54,515 --> 01:03:56,599 - Jean-Philippe? - How awful! 1299 01:03:57,432 --> 01:03:59,099 But they caught it in time. 1300 01:03:59,141 --> 01:04:01,099 It's essential to react fast. 1301 01:04:01,141 --> 01:04:02,807 Not to mention my mother... 1302 01:04:03,682 --> 01:04:06,016 She has chronic depression. 1303 01:04:06,057 --> 01:04:08,058 Geneviève? Depressive? 1304 01:04:08,099 --> 01:04:10,225 She's not at all the type! 1305 01:04:10,267 --> 01:04:11,433 I'm floored. 1306 01:04:11,474 --> 01:04:13,267 They're both recovering. 1307 01:04:15,183 --> 01:04:17,684 So I'm faced with a dilemma. 1308 01:04:17,726 --> 01:04:20,684 On the one hand, glory and success. 1309 01:04:21,559 --> 01:04:23,143 On the other, my family, 1310 01:04:23,767 --> 01:04:25,851 abandoned to their tragic fate. 1311 01:04:25,893 --> 01:04:27,727 Sorry, sorry. 1312 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,143 He's going overboard. 1313 01:04:30,184 --> 01:04:31,185 Damien! 1314 01:04:32,227 --> 01:04:35,477 I'm about to go into the plane, and honestly... 1315 01:04:36,102 --> 01:04:39,352 there was a stewardess. Gorgeous, Doctor. 1316 01:04:39,394 --> 01:04:43,186 Blue eyes, the perfect figure, gorgeous! 1317 01:04:43,228 --> 01:04:44,353 I can imagine. 1318 01:04:44,395 --> 01:04:45,520 Typical stewardess. 1319 01:04:45,561 --> 01:04:47,437 - What? - Typical stewardess. 1320 01:04:47,478 --> 01:04:49,896 They're rarely ugly. 1321 01:04:53,562 --> 01:04:54,937 Okay, and... 1322 01:04:56,188 --> 01:04:58,563 I forgot where I left off, sorry. 1323 01:04:58,605 --> 01:05:00,688 You saying the stewardess was pretty. 1324 01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:03,605 Thanks, tootsie, thanks. 1325 01:05:04,521 --> 01:05:06,521 I walked past her and thought: 1326 01:05:08,522 --> 01:05:09,980 "What are you doing? 1327 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:13,105 "This isn't you. 1328 01:05:13,731 --> 01:05:17,731 "Abandon your family for the Olympics? What are the Olympics?" 1329 01:05:17,772 --> 01:05:19,148 Sports, every 4 years. 1330 01:05:20,273 --> 01:05:21,648 Summer and winter. 1331 01:05:21,690 --> 01:05:25,815 I turned around, went back down, and ran and BAM. 1332 01:05:27,815 --> 01:05:28,940 An Airbus? 1333 01:05:29,940 --> 01:05:31,815 What a pathetic reference. 1334 01:05:31,857 --> 01:05:32,899 He's at an airport. 1335 01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:34,691 It wasn't an Airbus. 1336 01:05:35,649 --> 01:05:36,983 A suitcase trolley. 1337 01:05:38,192 --> 01:05:39,484 Terrible! 1338 01:05:39,524 --> 01:05:40,941 Carry-ons are better. 1339 01:05:40,983 --> 01:05:42,150 Not the same thing. 1340 01:05:42,192 --> 01:05:44,150 I woke up three weeks later 1341 01:05:44,859 --> 01:05:48,901 with all the doctors around me saying: "Forget your dreams. 1342 01:05:49,525 --> 01:05:51,234 "You'll never walk again." 1343 01:05:51,276 --> 01:05:52,443 Sorry. 1344 01:05:56,318 --> 01:05:57,985 I considered suicide. 1345 01:05:58,027 --> 01:05:59,610 But you didn't do it. 1346 01:05:59,651 --> 01:06:03,444 That's to your credit. This is a beautiful life lesson. 1347 01:06:03,486 --> 01:06:04,860 Now I'm the one crying. 1348 01:06:04,902 --> 01:06:07,486 No, tootsie, look at me. 1349 01:06:07,527 --> 01:06:09,652 It's all fine. I'm fine, right? 1350 01:06:10,278 --> 01:06:11,986 And handsome too! 1351 01:06:12,611 --> 01:06:14,695 Very, very moving. 1352 01:06:25,613 --> 01:06:26,613 Thanks a lot. 1353 01:06:26,654 --> 01:06:29,071 Don't worry, Doctor. We'll find your necklace. 1354 01:06:29,112 --> 01:06:33,197 I can hold my breath 2 to 3 minutes, 15 meters under. 1355 01:06:33,238 --> 01:06:35,322 How do you swim without legs? 1356 01:06:35,363 --> 01:06:37,822 With my arms! I had to compensate. 1357 01:06:37,864 --> 01:06:41,530 Incredible! His life force and energy! 1358 01:06:41,572 --> 01:06:42,655 Right, Damien? 1359 01:06:42,697 --> 01:06:43,947 It's amazing. 1360 01:06:43,989 --> 01:06:45,697 You swim like a tadpole! 1361 01:06:46,323 --> 01:06:48,072 I'd have said dolphin. 1362 01:06:48,114 --> 01:06:50,281 Is that humor, Damien? 1363 01:06:50,323 --> 01:06:54,907 I have a good one. See all that bird shit on the dock. 1364 01:06:54,948 --> 01:06:57,115 For cleaning a toothbrush is best. 1365 01:06:57,157 --> 01:06:58,574 We have tons! 1366 01:06:59,199 --> 01:07:00,199 Thanks, Damien. 1367 01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:02,075 It'll be perfect for tomorrow. 1368 01:07:02,116 --> 01:07:04,699 Can you do my hubcaps too? 1369 01:07:04,741 --> 01:07:06,699 The spokes. 1370 01:07:07,325 --> 01:07:08,617 Not to order you around. 1371 01:07:08,658 --> 01:07:10,283 We're just kidding! 1372 01:07:12,325 --> 01:07:14,450 Let's cast off. 1373 01:07:28,243 --> 01:07:29,368 Damien! 1374 01:07:30,035 --> 01:07:31,702 You love my granddaughter. 1375 01:07:31,744 --> 01:07:33,202 Yes, ma'am. 1376 01:07:33,243 --> 01:07:34,619 She loves you too. 1377 01:07:34,660 --> 01:07:36,827 I can see it in her eyes. 1378 01:07:37,994 --> 01:07:38,577 Thank you. 1379 01:07:38,619 --> 01:07:40,952 So what's the problem? 1380 01:07:42,994 --> 01:07:44,495 There's no problem. 1381 01:07:46,162 --> 01:07:48,661 Don't bullshit me, my boy. 1382 01:07:50,245 --> 01:07:51,745 If I tell you a secret, 1383 01:07:53,079 --> 01:07:54,454 you'll keep it? 1384 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:05,413 3 minutes 40, he's still under. 1385 01:08:05,455 --> 01:08:08,705 Why did we toss a cripple in the water? 1386 01:08:09,663 --> 01:08:11,830 He swims like a tadpole, he's doomed. 1387 01:08:11,872 --> 01:08:14,039 - I'll dive in. - Cut the crap. 1388 01:08:14,081 --> 01:08:15,748 I don't want two corpses. 1389 01:08:15,790 --> 01:08:17,581 I'm calling for rescue. 1390 01:08:17,623 --> 01:08:20,581 Why didn't I ask the jackass instead of Stéphane? 1391 01:08:21,415 --> 01:08:22,956 No reception! 1392 01:08:23,665 --> 01:08:24,956 Stéphane? 1393 01:08:28,666 --> 01:08:30,083 He can't hear you. 1394 01:08:31,456 --> 01:08:33,124 What are you doing? 1395 01:08:33,165 --> 01:08:34,748 Attracting fish? 1396 01:08:39,625 --> 01:08:40,875 Wild! 1397 01:08:40,917 --> 01:08:42,125 Looking for this? 1398 01:08:42,166 --> 01:08:43,334 He found it! 1399 01:08:44,249 --> 01:08:45,584 Good job! 1400 01:08:47,125 --> 01:08:49,125 Give me your hand. 1401 01:08:49,167 --> 01:08:51,709 No, I don't want pity. No pity. 1402 01:08:53,209 --> 01:08:54,751 The necklace! 1403 01:08:54,792 --> 01:08:56,418 Give it to me. 1404 01:08:56,460 --> 01:08:57,585 Thanks. 1405 01:08:59,001 --> 01:09:01,543 No help, I don't want your pity. 1406 01:09:01,585 --> 01:09:03,086 Stay there, we're off. 1407 01:09:07,752 --> 01:09:09,502 I cleaned the dock. 1408 01:09:10,211 --> 01:09:11,628 Perfect for tomorrow. 1409 01:09:12,461 --> 01:09:13,628 I'm exhausted. 1410 01:09:13,670 --> 01:09:16,211 Thanks, you shouldn't have. 1411 01:09:16,253 --> 01:09:19,045 Sorry about before, I wasn't fair. 1412 01:09:19,671 --> 01:09:21,045 No sweat. 1413 01:09:21,087 --> 01:09:24,796 Kiss me after. You smell so gross. 1414 01:09:25,420 --> 01:09:27,004 Join me. 1415 01:09:27,046 --> 01:09:28,338 You're too dirty. 1416 01:09:29,546 --> 01:09:31,755 Apologize to Antoine after! 1417 01:09:32,379 --> 01:09:33,462 Why? 1418 01:09:33,505 --> 01:09:35,130 The seagulls bit his hands. 1419 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:37,381 Okay, I see. Everything I do sucks! 1420 01:09:38,005 --> 01:09:40,130 Maybe I should pack up and go? 1421 01:09:40,171 --> 01:09:42,463 That way, no more catastrophes! 1422 01:09:46,339 --> 01:09:47,923 You don't even stop me? 1423 01:09:49,422 --> 01:09:53,090 Since your ex showed up, you've changed. 1424 01:09:54,674 --> 01:09:56,839 - What do you mean? - What do I mean? 1425 01:09:57,465 --> 01:10:01,132 Think I didn't see? He comes, you fall into his arms! 1426 01:10:01,174 --> 01:10:04,925 You stare at him, you cry at his story about the stewardess 1427 01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:06,716 he was ogling. 1428 01:10:09,424 --> 01:10:11,425 Tension. I made things chilly. 1429 01:10:12,217 --> 01:10:15,008 I know that furrowed brow! 1430 01:10:15,050 --> 01:10:16,259 You're in trouble. 1431 01:10:16,300 --> 01:10:17,300 Want something? 1432 01:10:17,342 --> 01:10:19,926 I just went diving for your father... 1433 01:10:19,968 --> 01:10:20,842 Really? 1434 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,343 I need to shower. 1435 01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:24,510 - Sorry, occupied. - No problem. 1436 01:10:25,343 --> 01:10:27,385 Can you use the outdoor shower? 1437 01:10:27,426 --> 01:10:29,010 Behind the house? 1438 01:10:29,052 --> 01:10:30,969 The little wood shower? 1439 01:10:32,344 --> 01:10:33,843 Outside? 1440 01:10:33,885 --> 01:10:36,511 If he minds, I can use it, tootsie. 1441 01:10:36,553 --> 01:10:38,553 Not like that. It's cold water. 1442 01:10:39,386 --> 01:10:40,427 It's easier. 1443 01:10:40,469 --> 01:10:41,678 Sure, easier! 1444 01:10:41,719 --> 01:10:44,595 I'll feel the cold all over, whereas he... 1445 01:10:46,512 --> 01:10:48,595 - Love ya, tootsie. - You reek. 1446 01:10:48,637 --> 01:10:49,595 I reek. 1447 01:10:49,637 --> 01:10:51,303 Yes. Bad. 1448 01:10:59,304 --> 01:11:00,888 I'm totally disarmed. 1449 01:11:02,555 --> 01:11:04,347 1, 2... Pull! 1450 01:11:06,597 --> 01:11:08,722 You didn't say you were naked. 1451 01:11:09,347 --> 01:11:12,180 Underwear under a wetsuit? It's itchy! 1452 01:11:12,222 --> 01:11:14,056 I thought you felt nothing. 1453 01:11:15,223 --> 01:11:17,431 Wondering if I can still make love? 1454 01:11:18,139 --> 01:11:19,139 No! 1455 01:11:19,181 --> 01:11:20,223 Yes. 1456 01:11:20,974 --> 01:11:23,140 Go shower, this is embarrassing. 1457 01:11:23,182 --> 01:11:24,348 Not for me. 1458 01:11:24,390 --> 01:11:25,974 The answer is yes. 1459 01:11:27,182 --> 01:11:28,474 Go on. 1460 01:11:30,599 --> 01:11:31,808 - Tootsie? - Yes? 1461 01:11:31,850 --> 01:11:33,224 - You turn me on. - Yes. 1462 01:11:33,266 --> 01:11:34,141 Great. 1463 01:11:42,142 --> 01:11:43,308 It was cold. 1464 01:11:44,059 --> 01:11:46,392 How did he get in the shower? You helped? 1465 01:11:46,433 --> 01:11:48,476 No! He can manage alone. 1466 01:11:48,518 --> 01:11:51,892 He can manage alone? He does everything alone! 1467 01:11:51,934 --> 01:11:53,768 A handicapped superhero. 1468 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:55,184 Handicapman. 1469 01:11:55,810 --> 01:11:58,643 It's Handicapman! No, there he is! 1470 01:11:59,726 --> 01:12:01,768 He was a hip-hop dancer. 1471 01:12:01,810 --> 01:12:06,310 Yes, he's very athletic, very limber, very... 1472 01:12:06,352 --> 01:12:07,394 Handsome. 1473 01:12:07,435 --> 01:12:08,936 Stop. 1474 01:12:08,978 --> 01:12:12,019 Jealousy is a disease. Ask my father. 1475 01:12:15,979 --> 01:12:17,687 Sorry, I'm being a pain. 1476 01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,687 Tootsie, can I have a towel? 1477 01:12:21,979 --> 01:12:24,646 I have something important to say. 1478 01:12:24,688 --> 01:12:25,979 Me too. 1479 01:12:26,020 --> 01:12:29,105 I don't give a damn about him. And vice versa. 1480 01:12:29,147 --> 01:12:32,480 And I shouted, I shouted, "Alice" 1481 01:12:32,522 --> 01:12:33,980 You turn me on! 1482 01:12:34,730 --> 01:12:35,814 Indeed. 1483 01:12:35,856 --> 01:12:37,021 What was it? 1484 01:12:37,939 --> 01:12:40,772 I cried sniff-sniff-sniff 1485 01:12:42,064 --> 01:12:43,440 It was Damien's idea. 1486 01:12:43,481 --> 01:12:45,398 We had it together. 1487 01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:46,815 It was more you. 1488 01:12:46,857 --> 01:12:48,690 I find it adorable. 1489 01:12:48,731 --> 01:12:51,731 We'll ask Antoine to be our witness. 1490 01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:54,566 That's wonderful. 1491 01:12:54,607 --> 01:12:56,232 He'll be so happy. 1492 01:12:56,274 --> 01:12:57,774 He's like your brother. 1493 01:12:58,607 --> 01:12:59,941 Not at all. 1494 01:12:59,983 --> 01:13:03,358 She's not at all related to him. 1495 01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:04,607 In theory. 1496 01:13:05,442 --> 01:13:07,316 What do you mean? 1497 01:13:11,984 --> 01:13:13,942 It was a joke! 1498 01:13:15,734 --> 01:13:18,109 Jokes are supposed to make you laugh. 1499 01:13:18,151 --> 01:13:20,234 That's not funny. No one laughed. 1500 01:13:20,276 --> 01:13:22,026 Senses of humor vary. 1501 01:13:22,068 --> 01:13:24,152 You can say that again. 1502 01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:27,652 I have a surprise for our lovebirds. 1503 01:13:27,693 --> 01:13:30,485 - That's so sweet! - No, tootsie... 1504 01:13:30,527 --> 01:13:32,318 I meant Paloma and Olivier. 1505 01:13:33,402 --> 01:13:35,236 He's incredible. 1506 01:13:37,236 --> 01:13:38,319 Show time. 1507 01:13:39,737 --> 01:13:41,319 Show time? 1508 01:13:41,361 --> 01:13:43,653 Damien, dress code chic. 1509 01:13:43,695 --> 01:13:45,070 I hear you. 1510 01:13:45,112 --> 01:13:46,362 Loud and clear. 1511 01:13:57,071 --> 01:14:00,988 In their eyes I see their hearts beat 1512 01:14:01,030 --> 01:14:02,697 It's the kind of love 1513 01:14:02,739 --> 01:14:05,572 That never withers away 1514 01:14:05,613 --> 01:14:08,989 Years and years of loving... 1515 01:14:09,031 --> 01:14:10,114 Ma'am? 1516 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,989 I have a terrible migraine! 1517 01:14:13,031 --> 01:14:15,197 I'll have whisky, straight up. 1518 01:14:15,239 --> 01:14:17,906 - Of course. - Make it a double. 1519 01:14:18,781 --> 01:14:22,157 But I wish you eternity 1520 01:14:23,032 --> 01:14:26,282 The kind of day we rarely ever have 1521 01:14:26,991 --> 01:14:30,449 Two souls in harmony making one 1522 01:14:30,490 --> 01:14:34,241 Paloma and Olivier are reunited 1523 01:14:34,949 --> 01:14:38,199 The guests do you honor 1524 01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:42,409 Your complicity is unique 1525 01:14:43,034 --> 01:14:46,284 Today's a day of happiness 1526 01:14:48,659 --> 01:14:49,576 Wonderful. 1527 01:14:49,617 --> 01:14:52,492 Bravo, Stéphane, and thank you. 1528 01:14:52,534 --> 01:14:55,076 That was beautiful, I almost cried. 1529 01:14:55,118 --> 01:14:57,327 I'm embarrassed. I was off key. 1530 01:14:58,201 --> 01:14:59,160 It's true. 1531 01:14:59,201 --> 01:15:01,869 That was my gift to Paloma and Olivier. 1532 01:15:01,910 --> 01:15:03,453 Thanks for inviting me. 1533 01:15:03,493 --> 01:15:05,910 I hope one day to celebrate 1534 01:15:05,952 --> 01:15:07,453 my 30 years of marriage. 1535 01:15:07,494 --> 01:15:09,995 Even if I haven't found... 1536 01:15:10,037 --> 01:15:13,203 a woman to make me feel less handicapped. 1537 01:15:13,245 --> 01:15:14,661 Because... 1538 01:15:16,537 --> 01:15:18,412 it's not always easy. 1539 01:15:19,037 --> 01:15:20,954 He can't sob each time. 1540 01:15:20,996 --> 01:15:22,204 Be cool. 1541 01:15:22,245 --> 01:15:23,746 Sorry. 1542 01:15:23,787 --> 01:15:25,121 He's sensitive. 1543 01:15:26,496 --> 01:15:27,455 Sorry. 1544 01:15:27,496 --> 01:15:28,747 Antoine is here. 1545 01:15:28,788 --> 01:15:31,747 I told them to bring him. Time to apologize. 1546 01:15:35,122 --> 01:15:38,372 I made you a promise, now keep yours. 1547 01:15:38,414 --> 01:15:40,080 But I'll spoil everything. 1548 01:15:40,122 --> 01:15:43,081 You can't spoil things by telling the truth. 1549 01:15:43,123 --> 01:15:44,623 Or else I'll blab. 1550 01:15:44,664 --> 01:15:46,123 Stop hitting on him! 1551 01:15:46,165 --> 01:15:47,540 Go on. 1552 01:15:50,707 --> 01:15:54,665 I'm very sorry about what happened to Antoine. 1553 01:15:55,957 --> 01:15:58,916 If ever you need my help, I'll be there. 1554 01:15:59,541 --> 01:16:01,583 - How kind of you. - Thanks. 1555 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:04,249 And we have some big news. 1556 01:16:04,291 --> 01:16:06,958 First Damien will say it in sign language. 1557 01:16:08,083 --> 01:16:09,833 I'm not feeling it. 1558 01:16:09,875 --> 01:16:11,542 He's acting shy, so I'll do it. 1559 01:16:21,918 --> 01:16:23,001 What? 1560 01:16:23,627 --> 01:16:25,126 Why did you ask that? 1561 01:16:25,168 --> 01:16:26,877 If he likes sodomy. 1562 01:16:27,501 --> 01:16:31,252 Never! I said: "You and me together forever", right? 1563 01:16:31,294 --> 01:16:32,336 Yes. 1564 01:16:32,377 --> 01:16:33,586 You told me so! 1565 01:16:33,628 --> 01:16:35,878 I'm no specialist in sign language! 1566 01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:37,377 Why did you lie? 1567 01:16:37,419 --> 01:16:39,212 That's not what I lied about! 1568 01:16:39,253 --> 01:16:40,836 Meaning? 1569 01:16:48,795 --> 01:16:51,629 I have fear of the dark, social anxiety, I'm... 1570 01:16:51,670 --> 01:16:53,795 claustrophobic, hypochondriac. 1571 01:16:55,171 --> 01:16:57,755 I always have tranquilizers on me, 1572 01:16:58,755 --> 01:17:00,546 I have tons of problems. 1573 01:17:01,671 --> 01:17:03,922 For five years I saw a shrink. 1574 01:17:05,088 --> 01:17:06,422 Your father. 1575 01:17:07,339 --> 01:17:08,422 No way! 1576 01:17:09,214 --> 01:17:12,464 - Really? - I'm not permitted to say. 1577 01:17:13,089 --> 01:17:15,423 Even if it's true. 1578 01:17:15,465 --> 01:17:17,173 That's too easy, Doctor. 1579 01:17:17,215 --> 01:17:20,465 Your father told me to find a neurotic soulmate. 1580 01:17:20,507 --> 01:17:21,715 You mean me? 1581 01:17:21,757 --> 01:17:23,590 - I'm neurotic? - Not at all. 1582 01:17:23,632 --> 01:17:27,798 I never spoke about you, especially not to him! 1583 01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:31,424 "Neurotic soulmate" is a theoretical construct. 1584 01:17:32,050 --> 01:17:33,424 Did you know, Mom? 1585 01:17:33,466 --> 01:17:36,425 No! You know he never talks about his patients. 1586 01:17:36,467 --> 01:17:39,300 Of course, it's the work ethic. 1587 01:17:39,342 --> 01:17:40,342 Stop! 1588 01:17:40,967 --> 01:17:42,342 It's all my fault. 1589 01:17:42,967 --> 01:17:46,384 I asked your fiancé to tell the truth. 1590 01:17:46,426 --> 01:17:50,009 My fiancé? Which one? There is none! 1591 01:17:51,343 --> 01:17:53,510 Just a guy who lied from day one. 1592 01:17:53,551 --> 01:17:55,676 - Alice! - Don't touch me. 1593 01:17:58,010 --> 01:18:00,052 I'll take you to the station. 1594 01:18:00,093 --> 01:18:02,052 No, let's me drop off this... 1595 01:18:02,719 --> 01:18:04,219 pathological liar. 1596 01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:06,220 - Come. - On your shoulders? 1597 01:18:06,261 --> 01:18:08,803 That's not a productive comment. 1598 01:18:08,844 --> 01:18:11,053 You really are pathetic. 1599 01:18:15,178 --> 01:18:16,553 Fuck. 1600 01:18:16,595 --> 01:18:18,054 Fucking chair! 1601 01:18:22,346 --> 01:18:25,055 - Dolphin has a fin problem? - Shut up. 1602 01:18:25,095 --> 01:18:26,471 Fuck it! 1603 01:18:26,513 --> 01:18:27,805 I'll help you. 1604 01:18:27,846 --> 01:18:28,971 Thanks, tootsie. 1605 01:18:29,013 --> 01:18:29,971 What do I do? 1606 01:18:30,013 --> 01:18:31,555 See the red handle. 1607 01:18:31,597 --> 01:18:35,305 Pull it up and fold it together. 1608 01:18:35,931 --> 01:18:38,514 Not like that, tootsie! 1609 01:18:38,555 --> 01:18:40,722 What's going on? 1610 01:18:41,348 --> 01:18:42,931 She'll lose her arm! 1611 01:18:42,972 --> 01:18:45,431 Honey, don't make it worse! 1612 01:18:45,473 --> 01:18:47,264 Don't become emotional. 1613 01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:49,431 I'll say what I want! Screw you! 1614 01:18:49,473 --> 01:18:50,723 What? 1615 01:18:50,765 --> 01:18:52,224 Stéphane, tell me how. 1616 01:18:52,265 --> 01:18:53,723 Pull the lever up. 1617 01:18:53,765 --> 01:18:55,307 I can't! 1618 01:18:56,516 --> 01:18:58,557 Beat it! Don't go near her! 1619 01:18:58,599 --> 01:18:59,808 The lever! 1620 01:18:59,849 --> 01:19:00,891 Call an ambulance. 1621 01:19:02,225 --> 01:19:04,517 Call! Don't just sit there! 1622 01:19:04,558 --> 01:19:06,308 Pull the fucking lever! 1623 01:19:06,350 --> 01:19:08,017 That's what I'm doing! 1624 01:19:08,058 --> 01:19:09,059 Sorry. 1625 01:19:09,101 --> 01:19:11,101 She'll lose her arm! 1626 01:19:11,142 --> 01:19:13,184 You're all so dumb! 1627 01:19:13,226 --> 01:19:15,559 It's not hard to pull a lever! 1628 01:19:15,601 --> 01:19:16,850 Thanks, Stéphane. 1629 01:19:16,892 --> 01:19:17,726 There. 1630 01:19:17,768 --> 01:19:18,893 But... 1631 01:19:18,935 --> 01:19:20,102 What? 1632 01:19:20,143 --> 01:19:21,518 You can walk now? 1633 01:19:21,559 --> 01:19:22,768 No. 1634 01:19:24,227 --> 01:19:25,768 Know what that is, Doctor? 1635 01:19:25,810 --> 01:19:29,477 Reflexes! Like the doctor say, one in a thousand! 1636 01:19:29,519 --> 01:19:30,811 It's a miracle! 1637 01:19:30,852 --> 01:19:33,519 Are you playing us all for fools? 1638 01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:34,936 Not at all. 1639 01:19:35,644 --> 01:19:36,811 Take that! 1640 01:19:37,436 --> 01:19:39,269 Take that! 1641 01:19:39,937 --> 01:19:41,770 You can't kick a cripple! 1642 01:19:41,812 --> 01:19:44,561 l can because I thought he felt nothing. 1643 01:19:44,603 --> 01:19:46,978 But the asshole feels everything! 1644 01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:48,229 Crook! 1645 01:19:50,229 --> 01:19:52,187 Well, yes, look! 1646 01:19:52,229 --> 01:19:54,896 Here's your cripple. 1647 01:19:54,938 --> 01:19:56,521 Here's your cripple! 1648 01:19:57,146 --> 01:19:59,522 Tootsie, I did it for you. 1649 01:19:59,563 --> 01:20:02,021 Never call me tootsie again! 1650 01:20:04,438 --> 01:20:05,772 Tootsie! 1651 01:20:07,272 --> 01:20:08,647 Forget it. 1652 01:20:09,606 --> 01:20:11,106 Yes, better you go. 1653 01:20:11,147 --> 01:20:13,481 Yeah right, here's your crap! 1654 01:20:14,564 --> 01:20:15,523 Thanks. 1655 01:20:15,564 --> 01:20:17,065 This is a present. 1656 01:20:20,773 --> 01:20:21,940 Goodbye! 1657 01:20:23,232 --> 01:20:24,649 What a bastard. 1658 01:20:24,691 --> 01:20:25,774 Piece of shit! 1659 01:20:25,816 --> 01:20:28,774 He forgot his wheelchair What do we do with it? 1660 01:20:28,816 --> 01:20:30,316 Give it to Mammy. 1661 01:20:31,941 --> 01:20:35,441 You're talking about my mother. Take it easy! 1662 01:20:35,483 --> 01:20:36,817 Sorry, Doctor. 1663 01:20:38,150 --> 01:20:39,275 What? 1664 01:20:40,025 --> 01:20:42,442 The wheelchair is the real question. 1665 01:20:42,484 --> 01:20:44,025 What? 1666 01:20:51,110 --> 01:20:52,026 Does it hurt? 1667 01:20:52,068 --> 01:20:53,443 A little. 1668 01:20:54,527 --> 01:20:55,819 I'll take care of you. 1669 01:20:56,527 --> 01:20:57,902 Me too. 1670 01:21:07,361 --> 01:21:08,903 What about the Royers? 1671 01:21:08,945 --> 01:21:10,653 "Corcovado", with the Cohens. 1672 01:21:10,695 --> 01:21:14,570 Very good. That way, the Delannoys at "Sigmund Freud". 1673 01:21:14,612 --> 01:21:17,570 Farther from us. They're such bores. 1674 01:21:17,612 --> 01:21:19,278 Especially him. 1675 01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:20,654 Her too... 1676 01:21:20,696 --> 01:21:22,154 You exaggerate. 1677 01:21:22,196 --> 01:21:23,488 - Dad? - Yes? 1678 01:21:23,529 --> 01:21:25,446 Damien's file was on your desk. 1679 01:21:25,488 --> 01:21:27,446 Why did you search my office? 1680 01:21:27,488 --> 01:21:31,072 He's not your ideal, but he's sensitive, kind, honest. 1681 01:21:31,114 --> 01:21:33,364 I trust him, he moves me, I love him. 1682 01:21:35,030 --> 01:21:37,614 - Okay with you? - Yes it's fine with us. 1683 01:21:38,239 --> 01:21:40,406 - Dad too? - Of course Dad too. 1684 01:21:40,447 --> 01:21:42,031 Let him answer please. 1685 01:21:42,864 --> 01:21:45,448 It's fine with me, yes. 1686 01:21:45,490 --> 01:21:49,073 Where is Damien? Let's give him a kiss and toast. 1687 01:21:49,824 --> 01:21:53,490 Dad understands, he's on the roof, threatening suicide. 1688 01:21:54,116 --> 01:21:55,366 What? On the roof? 1689 01:21:55,408 --> 01:21:58,157 It was a joke! I'm cured! 1690 01:21:58,199 --> 01:21:59,491 He's good. 1691 01:22:01,116 --> 01:22:02,574 Excellent. 1692 01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:05,616 We got you. 1693 01:22:05,658 --> 01:22:06,616 Not laughing? 1694 01:22:06,658 --> 01:22:09,784 It was good, but knowing your history... 1695 01:22:09,825 --> 01:22:11,242 - Yeah. - That's true. 1696 01:22:11,284 --> 01:22:12,659 It was credible. 1697 01:22:12,701 --> 01:22:15,201 The roof isn't that high. 1698 01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:43,203 Paloma, Olivier, 1699 01:22:43,870 --> 01:22:46,870 congrats for your pearl anniversary. We love you. 1700 01:22:47,996 --> 01:22:49,495 Happy anniversary. 1701 01:22:55,204 --> 01:23:01,080 Just to say, I wish the same happiness for Alice, our daughter, 1702 01:23:01,122 --> 01:23:03,622 and for Damien, who is welcomed 1703 01:23:03,664 --> 01:23:05,706 with open arms into the family. 1704 01:23:09,956 --> 01:23:11,831 Prepare for take-off. 1705 01:23:16,915 --> 01:23:19,582 A little surprise. 1706 01:23:21,790 --> 01:23:23,082 What is it? 1707 01:23:23,957 --> 01:23:25,624 Black pearls from Tahiti. 1708 01:23:26,457 --> 01:23:28,207 Thank you, honey! 1709 01:23:29,291 --> 01:23:30,624 How gorgeous! 1710 01:23:31,583 --> 01:23:33,541 Paloma, you're the prettiest! 1711 01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:53,169 A champagne fountain. Classy! 1712 01:23:54,585 --> 01:23:55,918 Like dishwater! 1713 01:23:57,544 --> 01:23:58,835 Glad to hear it. 1714 01:23:59,460 --> 01:24:01,294 Very glad to hear it! 1715 01:24:06,711 --> 01:24:08,170 Lots of happiness for you 2. 1716 01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:09,253 Thanks. 1717 01:24:11,336 --> 01:24:14,004 And sorry again about... 1718 01:24:20,838 --> 01:24:24,296 Can I borrow your fiancé for a few minutes? 1719 01:24:24,337 --> 01:24:25,337 Yes. 1720 01:24:25,379 --> 01:24:26,880 I won't be long. 1721 01:24:27,504 --> 01:24:28,629 Come. 1722 01:24:33,046 --> 01:24:34,422 You love my daughter. 1723 01:24:35,213 --> 01:24:36,422 She loves you. 1724 01:24:38,339 --> 01:24:40,964 I know it and it makes me very happy. 1725 01:24:41,756 --> 01:24:43,214 I wanted to tell you. 1726 01:24:43,256 --> 01:24:44,590 Thanks, Doctor. 1727 01:24:45,715 --> 01:24:48,090 I have one little thing to ask you. 1728 01:24:48,132 --> 01:24:49,506 If ever... 1729 01:24:50,299 --> 01:24:54,799 if ever you're confronted with a big "down", 1730 01:24:54,841 --> 01:24:58,049 and you feel suicidal impulses, 1731 01:24:58,091 --> 01:24:59,924 promise me something. 1732 01:24:59,966 --> 01:25:02,216 Yes. What is it, Doctor? 1733 01:25:03,008 --> 01:25:05,800 Find a different shrink from me. 1734 01:25:09,842 --> 01:25:11,301 Sure, no problem. 1735 01:25:11,342 --> 01:25:12,884 Thanks. 1736 01:25:12,925 --> 01:25:16,551 It's a joke, Damien! I was kidding! 1737 01:25:16,593 --> 01:25:18,342 The doctor is always in! 1738 01:25:19,301 --> 01:25:20,676 Give me a hug. 1739 01:25:20,718 --> 01:25:21,885 Thanks, Doctor. 1740 01:25:24,343 --> 01:25:27,051 We'll resume therapy next Monday. 1741 01:25:27,093 --> 01:25:28,552 Really? But I'm cured! 1742 01:25:28,594 --> 01:25:32,802 You're marrying my daughter. You're mine till the wedding. 1743 01:25:32,844 --> 01:25:34,011 It's interminable. 1744 01:25:34,052 --> 01:25:35,636 Exactly. Know what they say? 1745 01:25:35,678 --> 01:25:37,428 A good shrink is for life. 1746 01:25:37,470 --> 01:25:39,720 - You owe me 4 sessions. - Right. 1747 01:25:39,762 --> 01:25:41,470 No, five. 1748 01:25:41,511 --> 01:25:44,262 FAMILY THERAPY 1749 01:31:03,125 --> 01:31:05,667 Subtitles: Andrew Litvack 1750 01:31:05,708 --> 01:31:08,167 Subtitling: TransPerfect Media France113511

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